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I love the infographics show

for English specking people. the KGB mean?

Our government has been infiltrated by communists. We lost

UKposts star exist: KGB: I want him gone! Also KGB: *Kills the UKposts star whilst putting a new actor on it and saying the star wanted a break from the internet for a few years* Cia: Just put a bullet on it

@Liberty Prime they don't just do, they without anyone knowing it

Dalek Metaphorical accuracy not needed YOU SIR SHOULD BE MY HISTORY (SIMPLIFIED) TEACHER 😂

Kgb always watching you with stealthy-

That's was a point

😆😆😆

😀😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

CIA: we know about 1991 KGB: wait whats that

@@Sierrawavemp4 CIA: we know about 1991 KGB: wait what's that? Is it like 2032? CIA: wait what's that

KGBs in soviet schools: * graduates * mom: * puts to KGA * them: "no" dad: * middle school skip * them: "no" Stalin: * hires them to NKVD * them: *"yes"*

Are you watch Yuri Bezmenov lecture or 4 stage toward marxism-leninism, Its suprisingly KGB used education tactic to demoralized student to created destabilized period including activism and Social Justice Warrior. First KGB only sent professor,teacher that from soviet and KGB to america college not lecture about basic subject but either social construct,Gender studies and Marxism, After that it done from people to people until it broke crisis which civil war between marxism-leninism faction and the nationalist once and after the crisis over that won by marxism-leninism, the Soviet Union and KGB designated a Marxism-leninism party that infact not by its people alone but by Soviet Spy that eventually led to country became communist state and those marxism and leninism supporter or people will be crushed by the New Marxist Goverment alone, This actually happen in Afghanistan & Czechoslovakia

Or the pigeon in the park that you're feeding crumbles

@@nicolagabriel8520lmoo

Ever read the novel series Cherub Agents

Your* How did you mess that up

@@jaydenmcintyre9278 well this isn’t a Cold War reference. They got inspired by a rumour

@@STeaLTHCie w h a t

@@hhhcirA there is/was a rumour about a soviet spy code name Perseus who infiltrated the Manhattan project and government

“You really trusted me,Typical Americans”

We’ve got a job to do.

on the long term hard work wins.

*who appears* Wait someone knocking on the doo

So genius they lost the cold war...

@@alejandrodecesare5929 They lost due to the U.S.A. having much better economy, natural ressources and allies. Also the Chernobyl disaster pretty much bankrupted them. But as far as Intelligence goes, the KGB was always ten steps ahead of the CIA.

@@DerDop Sorry, that's not true. I'm just letting you know because I respect the sentiment and wish it was true.

Well it begs the question of whether it's better to be unknown only to be eventually found out about or to hide in plain sight

What if the CIA is just a cover for the real intelligence agency that no one actually knows about?

@@Kyle17206 scary to think what secrets the us government may have

Chinese intelligent

china then? cause even their organization name is not known only referred as shanghai

He's still here, man. Still here.

Putinnnn

Trump?

@@rommellibunao6596 Don't say his name. The Kgb is looking through the comments.

Da

@Sumayya Beevi WE brew coffee in OUR kitchen...

@@Anonymous-es4ci our comrade

Kitchen Guest with Beer

MI6: Dead in the bathroom

XD

@happy mass shooting usa Until you're on their list.

Tito of Yugoslavia survived every assassination attempt from the Soviet Union as well.

@@omarkhan5223 its theorized that Tito somehow killed stalin via an assassin.

​@@shady1237 You sure, because I heard Stalin died of atherosclerosis.

And the coolest

John Wayde they stopped racism

"we can buy a solid gold plane" "But sir a solid gold plane wouldn't be capable of flight" "We'll be rich Cawalsky, the rules of physics won't apply to us"

Lol ISI is top

@@liquidzbite9922 sapne me

Or imagine if soviet naval engineers had American funding

True.

The KGB’s training method and regime were far more brutal that of the CIA.

I'm confused why be pro-American or pro-Russian why not be pro-humanity. By giving both the US and Russia atom bombs those spy agencies prevented war. Also helping the mujahideen was a terrible idea, Afghanistan used to be a very progressive nation where women wore miniskirts now look what America has done to it...

@@AstroSully but yet they went ahead and fell off badly in the 90s right.

Lol

source: trust me bro

Ultimate troll

Lies again? Face Of Actor Kratos

@@NazriB how's it a lie

heartlessangel7 Natash Romanov

The comment winner right now

*honeytrap

The fact that the reason i knew about the kgb in the first place is because of nat-

@S W A T calling roman

I know, right? That, and CIA both sound cool to me

No it’s just confusing

Or do u mean the Komitet Gosudartsvennoy Beznospasnoti

KGB sounds more militaristic CIA sounds more futuristic Both are badass tho

I wonder if they make cia jokes in russia?

Cringe

Odinary(desi) husband: My wife thinks I am a spy even though I do an odinary job.

My mission and orders are so classified, even I don't know what they are.

This is comradeship red salute KGB...

@@dhritimanbose9848 Laal Selam Comrade ✊

Lol

Bell is op if he was irl

We got a job to do

@@davidfigueroa5290 vietnam flashbacks

@@imreallyseb2636 “Bell, where is Perseus”

David Hill In Belarus, the KGB still exists with the same name!

Laughts in FSB

@@easternspy1739 whats FSB

@@zwilder1the name of KGB, they renamed it after the colapse of USSR

You survived, right comrade?

So they only know your location and nobody's location

I am sain that CIA only knows Wrong House's location

Your name suits the context

But the CIA has technology to see everything else

Well you're cj so you keep them cias out of yo locations

"Keep it proffesional bell!"

Loved the ending. Got to be a true comrade

@@SkepticSoda how could you betray Adler

@Charles Duggan The betrayel of bell does make sense considering he was one of the baddies beforehand.

Bell: 😐

Komitet Gosudarstvenoi Bezopasnosti = State Safety Comitee

Is that the tooth fairy🤣

@@kannan-sar1758 😆

@@kannan-sar1758 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜😁😁😁😁😁🧐😂😂😂🔥🔥⚱️⚰️⚰️⚰️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

The dropping of the atomic bomb is the ultimate slap lol

they didn’t even steal the bomb :p

mustafa sarmad smd

No our family shall live

More loaf of bread this week please

They won't starve

KGB doesn't exist anymore mate

I wonder what the KGB is- ЭТОТ АККАУНТ БЫЛ УДАЛЕН ПРАВИТЕЛЬСТВОМ РОССИИ ДОБРЫЙ ДЕНЬ ТОВАРИЩ!

Eating donuts

That's more to do with the fact the US is the most robust economy there is.

@@ddvsgd9508 for once it was a lot more free and let its people do capitalism so much easier and had better allies

Thats what i wrote earlier. Russia is very powerful but the reason why the usa has always surpassed it by a bit is because of $$$$$$. $$$ makes the world go round. So this is why usa will always beat russia by a bit and russia will come in 2nd.

That's because if there is anything the English would _never_ forgive, it would be people making tea with saltwater... ...like some Bostonian rascals did in 1773. ;-)

Im a brit i hate tea i prefer COFFEE

@@suecoates1502 ur not british anymore in our eyes

Why thank you general i dont even like the english royal family

General you make myself laugh

it played the soviet anthem earrape version

Charles 777 here is your gopnik award comrade

The results of that bomb are incredible. Upon destruction, the "Gopnik Waves" are unleashed into atmosphere. After 4 days of being exposed to those Waves, object starts to sing russian songs and know a Russian language. After 7 days object is now fully-armed soviet soldier, capable of dancing to hardbass.

Le taliban now : this is biziness😎

😂😂😂

Ooof

EduMation hahahahahahahahahag

Check my vidz!

EduMation great content! I subbed

*will

That's what she said.

No Name r/whoosh

@@p4n4d4 not woosh. Russians don't have difficulty pronouncing /w/ This is a play on a Russian accent, but it is really a German accent. Woosh that.

@@The_InfantMalePollockFrancis r/whoosh

KGB I respect you rip KGB one of the best it may perish but it’s shadows and members will continue until this universe has been destroyed

Hey, i'm the real КГБ, you're a CIA spy!

Also 8:15, soviet mujahideen 😂😂 didnt know they were soviet 😂😂😂

That is just like hydra and sheild

Then SpongeBob is Really... 😱😱😱 Squidward!!!

Epic 🤣🤣🤣

@@m02ee2 Still waiting for the funny

@@evergaming7960 0_0

You know what’s not still here? The Soviet Union

WetwotTV 🤣🤣 precisely

Absolutely korect komrade ...

@Captain Germany it USA 's plan ...anything can happen

Confusing the Northern Alliance with the Taliban.

@@adamsmith3413 they are similar...

Their population suffered is the cost

@@laetrille the ussr was only in a slum during the 30s, 40s and the 90's

From my understanding we had better espionage tech at the time.

Cogent comment, thanks. What are your sources for this information? Would like to read them as well, sounds like I could learn a lot.

@@letsmakegadgets6899 There was no USSR in the 90s btw there are over 500,000 homeless in the US 😂

The onion scene

Almost all, need more landmines to keep them in/happy

Kim Il Sung you kinda look like a snack

N. Koreas "all mighty leader" on an app that alot of diplomatic people are on and same with their sworn enemies? Round of applause for no N korean jokes on this. Like the words of alucard: progress. 😆

I will reestablish the soviet union

@@tiffanydelgado8519 there's no such thing called N. Korea. It's called Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

How are those losers shutting down anything now? :D In fact, everyone, including Anonymous, are shutting THEM now, even hacking their state TV broadcasts.

Cap

Bell: "Sorry adler, i've got a job to do."

That's old technic of adaptation known back in Cheka

I searched it up, yeah it still kind of exists. It has 2 parts of it still remaining: the FSB and the SVR. :P

Comrade, don't explain...

@@kgb1908 comrades, they know we know. It was good to know you all...

ФСБ

True but at they were not states at that time but US Territories.

We need to build a wall around Hawaii

@@keithdean9149 both territories became states in 1959 first Alaska in January then Hawaii in August during the cold war 1945-1990

bein from da907 I say let tis state clame independent from u.s an...hawaii as well cas u forgot abut us

@@mykillak noone should take advice from someone who can't put together a coherent sentence.

Rest in peace your privacy

No sleep (real)

Kinda wish I saw that

I'm here before you correct "tittle" to "title"

hmoobmeeka lol

Did you spell title wrong on purpose?

Jeremy Jackson well I think the CIA and FBI best secret agency in world

@Bouya the automatic keyboard

They agreed yes at same time said its no more,if they managed to play with American elections in 2016 whilst the fbi and cia is still there think about

@@nkosibless2253 they didn't do a thing in 2016

@@Gameferret16191 keep living in your delusion

In Belarus the KGB is still called the KGB

anti-soviet

@@tjfush Nope, it clearly says "soviet", thought they must have meant "Afghan mujahideen".

@@ArkadiBolschek you are right

You are right mate

I heard the same

Lol

lol

Lol

Meanwhile they got Kennedy in like 1 try

They weren’t trying to get rid of him they wanted to weaken him. And it worked. We won like always. Teddy Roosevelt would be proud 💪🏼🇺🇸

Loud Animations the CIA didn’t exist during the manhattan project

FBI: what project?

When will people stop this meme..

Well the russian is the one who found the base of nuclear weapons btw

from wat I been told America train mujahadin russai train taliban alkada was formed from Iraq/iran

Micheal Chythlook alkaada form by us government

@@mykillak you have been brainwashed lol, youre using internet, start to search

@@mykillak no, Taliban was a splinter group of Mujahideen who went rogue and overthrown the Mujahideen government after the war

Seal Team Six: don't even try

The Soviet Union doesn’t exist anymore

family guy reference

Yakuza would be better, most successful crime organization financially. But I think they already did one like this

noop, Italien was the more efectiv one,, then the rusian, then the mexicen.....

@Mr Football noop, not true. It s not the same to be a mafia in the USA, Japan or like Mexico. And you must see in wich time did the mafia do ther jobs... it s not the same, it s not a esey answers, you must analis evreything the time, contry, goverment, sistem, money, dethe, money, a lot of factors. I agre thet the mexicens, columbiens are very known cartels, and have a lot money,, but we now how maney DAYS they would be in busines if they were located in the USA. + alot of ther narco boses have died... I say thet moust efectiv have been the italiens and russians, because they have legalized ther busines and are free, rich peopel now.... and the hispanic boses still watch ther back, maybe not because of other contry cartels, but in ther cartels iner enemys and other local cartels.... it s more esey to be mafia when the contrey is in mess.

@@mariot.5178 learn to spell and write sentences correctly first man, lol.

true....the mlvie Charies war depicts this clearly. The stingers came much later when the Soviet Hinds were doing much damage and were impervious to whatever the Muj had

Yeah, just watch _"Charlie Wilson's War"_ or even _"First Blood III"._

Cod lol

Yea, I didn't know exactly who the KGB was but after doing research Season 6 is gonna be amazing! On a whole other level! It's Franklin's possible way out.

Do you think that you're highly intelligent or What?

ilove thehate r/wooosh

@@ammarif618 better than you :D

This hurt me physically

@@ammarif618 You can clearly hear the narrator say "during" and not "doing" at 0:38

I think the British helped them a lot to reach that level of excellence fast.

obviously money usa spended was also much more otherwise when it comes to effectiveness cia is nowhere in front of kgb

@@bsjddjk CIA is more effective thats why soviet union collapse. It is easier to I filtrate democracy countries than that of tightly control communist country. If US is closely control like soviet union then KGB would not even reach UD border.

This comment aged beautifully

it did end, and then restarted

Me

Yess

Metal Gear Solid 3 anyone?

Me

Yes

Benjy52 gamer

Wut

TF2

Ebic gamer moment.

@Steve Berman one collapse while one is stockpiling debt😂

@steveberman654High inflation within the country and the loss of trust in the reserve currency

@steveberman654 You just repeat what you’ve said without reading what I said, congrats!

@steveberman654 Sure whatever you say. Just wait for the high inflation to really affect your life and you’ll be spending your time shooting down your own government.

Its the cia.

@@micheypatsa dont worry he is being paid by Russia

No KGB is better. Cuz i live in Lihuania and KGB were allways watching you no matter what you do they know ewhrything.

KGB father of secrecy

@@sanketdeshmukh3658 ah i see your a man of culture as well, hello comrade

Really?? Enlightme Bro.

And then the west gave money and weapons to Mujahedeens,to fight against USSR,and that is the beginning of our terrorist problem!

@@kimphilby7999 when stopping communism in Afghanistan led to creation of terrorism around the world That's the CIA for you

@@kimphilby7999 the beginning of our terrorist problems started when the Ottoman Empire was dissolved by the Europeans

@@EnigmaEnginseer Ottoman Empire was a rogue state,it was fatally dissolved,not because of Europeans.

Mohd.Raihaan Musharraf Stasi: hold my beer

More like; Mossad: Hold my bomb!

Mossad: hold my Manischewitz

mossad is cia's son and cia is kgb's ..

KGB is a lot better

The FBI is law enforcement not intel based is it not?

@@MidnaGamer64 The FBI is basically the domestic (i.e. solely focused on issues INSIDE the US) intelligence agency.

That makes sense, thanks!

@@MidnaGamer64 No probs! It's pretty interesting stuff. There's also the NSA (signals intelligence), DIA (Military Intelligence), NRO (National Reconnaissance Office) etc. etc..

HEAVY IS PIE

"It was obviously, hes the spy, he'll turn red any second now. Any second. See red! Wait, that's blood " - a wise man

@@josef5341 Right behind you...

THAT SPY IS A SPY

Spy sappin mah sentry!

I think that was the most salient message here