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Theodor Capitani Von Kurnatowski is known best for his unique style of making people laugh through real life stories and outlandish analogies. His podcast "This Past Weekend" is one of the best in the game, but he can be just as hilarious as a guest. These are some of those best guest moments that are too funny to not laugh. Thank you for watching!
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@lord_shmeat6276
@lord_shmeat6276 Рік тому
Jocko-“CGI?” Theo-“i don’t know what his name was.” The shit Theo says is beyond poetic.
@2moreminutes
@2moreminutes Рік тому
this shit has me crying
@alec3064
@alec3064 Рік тому
Nah he was white 🤣
@cryptozach7152
@cryptozach7152 Рік тому
His facial expression as he says that cracks me up 😂😂
@ferguspitcher7911
@ferguspitcher7911 Рік тому
He’s Absolutely brilliant
@gurpchirp
@gurpchirp Рік тому
that shit got me. i was literally trying not to laugh.
@thes-10rooster45
@thes-10rooster45 Рік тому
His ability to keep a straight face after saying the most bizarre shit is unparalleled.
@HuFlungDung77
@HuFlungDung77 Рік тому
It's mind boggling 🤣🤣 feels like he's dead serious hahaha
@Mack_Worlds_Media
@Mack_Worlds_Media Рік тому
How he explained why the dog got killed “Unless it’s a murder you gotta tighten it up for tonight” 😂😂😂
@joostlubberink5236
@joostlubberink5236 Рік тому
That's why I feel he's way more sincere than you might think. I believe he had an interesting life so far, because the shit he tells cannot just be made up. He's just weird in his head and also talks before he thinks
@joostlubberink5236
@joostlubberink5236 Рік тому
Update: Just remember, he's from Louisiana. All stories are for at least 90% true story. No way anyone in Louisiana will laugh 😂, just business as usual there
@sethmath2778
@sethmath2778 Рік тому
I mean if u laugh after seeing some bizare shit where he grew up he coulda got killed
@cadenbrust5226
@cadenbrust5226 Рік тому
Theo thinking that people having British accents is them having autism might be the funniest thing I have ever heard in my entire life.
@JordEvans736
@JordEvans736 9 місяців тому
I think it's more their demeanour
@jakedaultmusicaluniverse4803
@jakedaultmusicaluniverse4803 8 місяців тому
I laughed so hard I almost passed out!
@Spengleman2
@Spengleman2 5 місяців тому
I’m British and I’d say they have autism too
@atlan4336
@atlan4336 4 місяці тому
I think it’s cuz they like math so much
@kathimilburn8094
@kathimilburn8094 4 місяці тому
I agree.
@cmac9141
@cmac9141 Рік тому
Theo is such a likable dude. Seems like a very down to Earth/humble guy. I can’t help but root for him.
@tanzfang3610
@tanzfang3610 Рік тому
yeah he's very likeable, calling people out for having autism if he doesn't know if they really do. WHAT A LIKEABLE GUY!!!!
@eba1031
@eba1031 Рік тому
​@Tanzfang you're a weirdo get off this video lol
@cmac9141
@cmac9141 Рік тому
@@tanzfang3610 ratio
@kcroyal100
@kcroyal100 Рік тому
He seems more like someone trying hard to be funny and doesn't come off as natural at all. Even tho he's trying to act like that's just how he typically is. The guy supposedly has a degree from LSU, and even though that's not the most prestigious school for academics, he's obviously fooling and playing you all. I guess everyone has to make a living somehow tho🤷🏼‍♂️
@nyapurrr
@nyapurrr Рік тому
the salt is real above lmfao
@alec187
@alec187 Рік тому
When Theo says, ‘back in the day’ or ‘we had this one guy’ you know shit is about to be hilarious
@camthedingo9553
@camthedingo9553 Рік тому
Tell the random ass stories
@M_1_L_3_R
@M_1_L_3_R Рік тому
Completely agree. He needs to develop an animated series based on his stories about growing up similar to Bill Burr's F Is For Family.
@cuzidodgebullets6797
@cuzidodgebullets6797 Рік тому
Also, back in the day could mean as far back as just yesterday.
@julies1ify
@julies1ify Рік тому
This one guy I knew...lol !
@Mark-xb7ro
@Mark-xb7ro Рік тому
That's why I clicked on this video fast, everytime he says We had this one guy, I know I'm gonna lmao, like lurch, the no arm no leg guy who tried to fight everybody, he'd just lurch you up with his neck.
@RealAgentHawthorne
@RealAgentHawthorne Рік тому
As a black man Theo Von's racey jokes are even funnier when you know that he grew up in a black trailer park in Louisiana 😭
@haradin1337
@haradin1337 Рік тому
There is a huge difference between being racist and telling racists jokes. I feel like Theo can joke about everything and roars everyone and get away with it. You can feel he has a lot of love in him.
@trevvrun
@trevvrun Рік тому
Did he really though or is he just TELLING us he did?
@Thatdude877
@Thatdude877 Рік тому
His father is also from Nicaragua
@j2oorange
@j2oorange Рік тому
@@haradin1337 he doesn't tell racist jokes, he tells jokes about race
@A-ROD-oe8wl
@A-ROD-oe8wl Рік тому
Because from him it's "how can i make this sound funny & not "how can i make this politically funny so then i could talk about my politics beliefs for the next 20 min of my stand up show trying to be funny " & big emphasis on the "trying" Theo Von does talk a bit about his views on his podcast though
@FrumpleTJBoyd
@FrumpleTJBoyd Рік тому
Some people really try to catch Theo on his bs but he responds so quickly and with such wit they can’t help but laugh 😂
@gabbygood6813
@gabbygood6813 10 місяців тому
Wit…. Yeah ok, we can go with that
@user-bh2eq2ew6s
@user-bh2eq2ew6s 8 місяців тому
You probably the only person ever that doesnt find him funny lol@@gabbygood6813
@aronianspigonian8589
@aronianspigonian8589 5 місяців тому
@@gabbygood6813you do realize he’s a comedian doing bits right? Lmfao
@noahharper8943
@noahharper8943 7 місяців тому
“CGI or something?” “Uh idk what his name was” 😂
@Jon79w
@Jon79w 6 місяців тому
😂
@harrybrown1299
@harrybrown1299 Рік тому
"Put on 8 slippers and go to bed" theo's mind just works different 🤣
@iggystardust9236
@iggystardust9236 Рік тому
Lol bro that just floored me. How quick he just thinks of the most absurd shit to say is hilarious.
@ddrizzyds1216
@ddrizzyds1216 Рік тому
was looking for this comment 😂 theos the goat
@mrkutty0
@mrkutty0 Рік тому
I thot no one said this in the comments🤣🤣
@brandonwilshire7837
@brandonwilshire7837 Рік тому
Had me choking from laughing so hard
@BeyondThaDeepWoods
@BeyondThaDeepWoods Рік тому
the spider was quiet as fuck like what noise does a spider even make lmfao
@josh1180
@josh1180 Рік тому
“Said he lost a part of his leg, idk he could’ve been faking it” “Like CGI?” “Idk what his name was”😂😂😂
@kailyn4181
@kailyn4181 Рік тому
Yo he fool 🤣
@aphaseelec
@aphaseelec 10 місяців тому
Bro the nail was "no, it was a white guy"
@tshepiempopi.11_11
@tshepiempopi.11_11 9 місяців тому
I couldn't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gopnikstyle9148
@gopnikstyle9148 8 місяців тому
@@aphaseelecyup! Hahaha you know CGI comes across as a black dude hahaha
@jakedaultmusicaluniverse4803
@jakedaultmusicaluniverse4803 8 місяців тому
I lost my shit when he said that. Genius.
@1234TheBeat4321
@1234TheBeat4321 Рік тому
Theo Von is a ray of sunshine in this dark cloudy world. He's a national treasure
@Geo-wc7jc
@Geo-wc7jc 7 місяців тому
What I find most hilarious about Theo is his wealth of knowledge and experience that seemingly comes from nowhere.
@KRYKiTx3
@KRYKiTx3 6 місяців тому
It comes from doing drugs and the places it takes you, while also having a natural gift for wit and confidence
@manuelalejandrocorrea8851
@manuelalejandrocorrea8851 Рік тому
Jocko: CGI or something..? Theo: I don't know what his name was..💀💀
@mikenapolitano6424
@mikenapolitano6424 Рік тому
Had me cracking up 🤣
@DaymondLCoffee
@DaymondLCoffee Рік тому
That one got me
@christopheri6036
@christopheri6036 Рік тому
Those are actually my initials 😂
@VIK_1903
@VIK_1903 Рік тому
The fact that he says that's not his name because he was white.... LMFAO
@megajanninatorable
@megajanninatorable Рік тому
yes he is so quick :D
@jackryan4313
@jackryan4313 Рік тому
"You guys have, what we call, autism" -Theo Von, definitely 😂
@rdc4461
@rdc4461 Рік тому
Everybody’s got it
@shawnmclean7932
@shawnmclean7932 Рік тому
Bit of the tism.
@ajfromcjbasements6574
@ajfromcjbasements6574 11 місяців тому
Those dudes pissed him off before the show
@IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1
@IdLike2Apologize2AbsolutelyNo1 11 місяців тому
"You guys have what we call, autism."😂 where does he come up with this shit
@nachetdelcopet
@nachetdelcopet 11 місяців тому
@@ajfromcjbasements6574what happened?? Can you point
@yungsoy7561
@yungsoy7561 Рік тому
that gary Vee rant might’ve been the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while , he just kept goin 😂😂😂
@SimbaSimba-xv2cl
@SimbaSimba-xv2cl Рік тому
I loved the part where Theo Von just wouldnt stop roasting the shit out of Gary Vee and Jocko just couldnt stop laughing😂 Theo is a comedic genius Idgaf if hes lying on some stories they still funny af
@JaseekaRawr
@JaseekaRawr 2 місяці тому
He's actually telling the truth about that! 😂 Gary Vee's dad was a rich winer guy lmao. He also kisses his dad on the lips LOL, I'm not even joking 😆😭😭
@johnnybravo2873
@johnnybravo2873 Рік тому
Theo making fun of two JACKED Navy Seals for wearing tiny shirts is the level of confidence I aspire to 😂
@TheDirvish
@TheDirvish Рік тому
Echo is actually a Jiu Jitsu master, not a Navy Seal. That's how he met Jocko I'm pretty sure, was at the gym
@whitehorse1959
@whitehorse1959 Рік тому
Yeah, but how about the small boy going shirtless? 😂
@mattybhoy6522
@mattybhoy6522 Рік тому
They probably respect him more for it
@PupiGarcia
@PupiGarcia Рік тому
That was hilarious!
@hcctendeep7047
@hcctendeep7047 Рік тому
Hes a comedian, they know not to take it personally
@fernandorobles40
@fernandorobles40 Рік тому
I love the autism bit but i especially love how the guys just genuinely cracked up, good sports
@KiteAndKeyProductions
@KiteAndKeyProductions Рік тому
So fucking good
@jessiewirick6693
@jessiewirick6693 Рік тому
I was cry laughing so hard I had to stop walking to compose myself when I heard that part. I love that they laughed at it.
@cro3678
@cro3678 Рік тому
that was hilarious
@TheDirvish
@TheDirvish Рік тому
As a Yank, guys like those two limeys are precisely the reason I would die for the UK
@duffal0
@duffal0 Рік тому
Imagine you’re on someone’s show and just the first thing you say is “Hou guys have AUTISM”😭😭😭
@stevethebarber1
@stevethebarber1 Рік тому
“The guys just knuckleing through some chowder” killed me 😂😂😂
@thomaslisankie342
@thomaslisankie342 Рік тому
I love when Theo goes like “they had this guy in our town who…” as if there’s some planning committee choosing who gets to live there 😂
@BLU3F4LC0N881
@BLU3F4LC0N881 Рік тому
That's just how we say it down here. "They had" = "there was".
@BLU3F4LC0N881
@BLU3F4LC0N881 Рік тому
We say other weird shit like making groceries or lemme axe you a question.
@BLU3F4LC0N881
@BLU3F4LC0N881 Рік тому
Another example you wrote "Theo goes like" instead of "theo said"
@SplendidCoffee0
@SplendidCoffee0 Рік тому
@Top Lobster Covington, Louisiana. Not too far from New Orleans. It truly is as strange as Theo says, and I absolutely love it.
@awesomeonesmad2105
@awesomeonesmad2105 Рік тому
@@funzy101rest in peace Billy Conforto. That damn embankment
@isaiahwebber9337
@isaiahwebber9337 Рік тому
Theo in that serious ass setting with Jocko is soooo out of place but so hilarious at same time.
@Shmyrk
@Shmyrk Рік тому
But the fact that he had them busting up and stayed true to himself is amazing
@jacobbelury3417
@jacobbelury3417 Рік тому
That dirt nasty convo tho😂😂😂😂
@rickymarino1208
@rickymarino1208 Рік тому
Sitting with killers making jokes
@CognitiveChaosCreations
@CognitiveChaosCreations Рік тому
@@rickymarino1208 Exactly...the ONE thing I'll call "BULLSHIT" on that Theo said despite SO MUCH B.S. Theo said/says is that cops are packing heat on their man things between their hamstrings considering their extremely larger than life egos which is the most obvious giveaway that this is NOT true!
@ItsJustAgamingThing
@ItsJustAgamingThing Рік тому
@@rickymarino1208 a true badass 😂 making them giggle, just having a good time
@WhiteBreadCrumb
@WhiteBreadCrumb Рік тому
Theos ability to tight rope on the most horrible shit is unmatched
@valzaeth
@valzaeth Рік тому
Theo Von comedy is something you never knew you needed til you found it!
@stankzilla8393
@stankzilla8393 Рік тому
I have a theory that Theo is playing a character and is actually the most genius comic of all time.
@williamwhite8355
@williamwhite8355 Рік тому
Same with Norm Macdonald
@be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231
@be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231 Рік тому
@@williamwhite8355 Norm legitimately didn't even care if anyone laughed. He would bomb.on stage and then go stand by the door and make everyone shake his hand as they were leaving the venue. I've heard a few comics say nothing makes them laugh harder then a Fart joke or a good comedian bombing on stage.
@christophervehon9554
@christophervehon9554 Рік тому
I definitely think he's a smarter guy than he lets on.
@Kinobambino
@Kinobambino Рік тому
@@be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231 hilarious cause I see when Norm makes jokes with people he almost looks like he feels misery whenever people laugh at his jokes😂
@troisharp9703
@troisharp9703 Рік тому
There's no character. He's the most genius comic of all time.
@jeffballard3895
@jeffballard3895 Рік тому
"That's a very RICH thing to say" had me rolling.😂😂
@SpaceRanger187
@SpaceRanger187 Рік тому
logan...im gonna have to scam some more people for money..space aint cheap
@johnv17v54
@johnv17v54 Рік тому
😭😭😭😭
@805.anthony___4
@805.anthony___4 Рік тому
Bruhhhh I’m tearing up from that whole thing😂😂😭
@805.anthony___4
@805.anthony___4 Рік тому
3:04
@usernameonutube
@usernameonutube Рік тому
Plonit
@catiehenderson9084
@catiehenderson9084 Рік тому
He is easily my favourite person to watch 😂 I wanna spend a day with this man
@Matthew-307
@Matthew-307 11 місяців тому
Same lol
@tshepiempopi.11_11
@tshepiempopi.11_11 9 місяців тому
Absolutely!😂😂😂
@xanaxshake
@xanaxshake 8 місяців тому
100%
@bryanmlally
@bryanmlally Рік тому
Theo starting a podcast by dying laughing listening to the intro, then telling those guys "you guys have-well we call it autism." honestly might be the single greatest roast of all time. 🔥🔥🔥
@TeddyGreyOS
@TeddyGreyOS Рік тому
At this point I’ve seen at least 50 “Theo Von Podcast Moments”; but not only was this full of new clips I genuinely hadn’t seen before but they were also all hilarious! You’re killing it bro, this is the best place on UKposts for this content, it’s perfect for someone that loves podcasts but can’t catch up with it all!👏🏼🔥
@joshuadrummer3234
@joshuadrummer3234 Рік тому
Teddy do be speaking truth
@ellavateyourselftarotwdken7869
@ellavateyourselftarotwdken7869 Рік тому
AGREED
@brendo3623
@brendo3623 Рік тому
facts!
@raycerussell5519
@raycerussell5519 Рік тому
Yup I totally second that, this channel is a fucking gold mine for comedy.
@rocky13m
@rocky13m Рік тому
Yup same
@coltonbabb2705
@coltonbabb2705 Рік тому
I lost it when he said the spider was so scared of getting shot he put on 8 slippers and went to bed 😂😂😂
@igotproskill
@igotproskill 10 місяців тому
me too i hollered 😭😭
@Mary-lo6mu
@Mary-lo6mu 9 місяців тому
Same !!🤣🤣
@TaurasSinkus
@TaurasSinkus 8 місяців тому
Same😂😂😂😂
@krystania3258
@krystania3258 3 місяці тому
That’s where I lost it too🤣🤣😭😭😭
@spencerr2323
@spencerr2323 11 місяців тому
“I know you out there pettin them honkey muppets” 😂
@RedKeitele
@RedKeitele 7 місяців тому
“Put on 8 slippers “ 😂😂😂
@Cemoman17
@Cemoman17 Рік тому
Every time I hear Theo von talk I feel like I’m tripping on shrooms with a friend and he’s telling me jokes out his ass but for some reason it’s hilarious.
@GeneSledge422
@GeneSledge422 Рік тому
Never heard a truer statement
@morgangreen2601
@morgangreen2601 Рік тому
That is enlightenment. Theo is a spiritual entity.
@ericaelaine
@ericaelaine 11 місяців тому
Yes! He makes me feel like I'm back in the 1980s tripping acid with friends.
@HelloMello338
@HelloMello338 10 місяців тому
Bro, on point. Well described
@BeyondMillennium
@BeyondMillennium 8 місяців тому
I used to do stuff like that back in the day. I remember when I was younger, my friend and I were on some mushrooms and my friend asked me if I wanted some tea. Me: What kind? Him: Luzianne. Me: No thanks. That's like the Long John Silver's of tea. Him: Chuckles...then stops. What do you mean? Me: Well, I eat at Long John Silver's once a year to remind myself why I don't eat there.
@satxstevie1491
@satxstevie1491 Рік тому
11:50 “the spider, you know, quiet as f*ck dude. had put on 8 slippers & f*ckin went to bed bro” 😂
@josephperei2024
@josephperei2024 Рік тому
0:45 "i did real well one season" 😂😂😂😂
@orangewarm1
@orangewarm1 2 місяці тому
He might be the best story-teller I've heard in a while.
@CelesteandMayMay
@CelesteandMayMay Рік тому
Theo is the man. His response is so quick as a comedian. I love that he takes us though a journey and we never know where. Theo is super intellectual but also has the gift of gab which is why he’s the man.
@ilovecatsalot556
@ilovecatsalot556 Рік тому
you sound emotional
@timothymaher1205
@timothymaher1205 Рік тому
The journey in my mind is a town down south with all these hilarious characters. (Sounds like a new cartoon).He could do it easily
@Horace1993
@Horace1993 Рік тому
@@ilovecatsalot556 I get his vibe. Are you afraid of feeling something?
@ilovecatsalot556
@ilovecatsalot556 Рік тому
@@Horace1993 get away
@kellyhoffmann1
@kellyhoffmann1 Рік тому
Theo is intellectual? I’m not sure you know what that means.
@TennesseeTriStar
@TennesseeTriStar Рік тому
Him laughing at their accents and intro is hilarious in itself.
@therealko7013
@therealko7013 Рік тому
You guys have a autism 😂😂
@TennesseeTriStar
@TennesseeTriStar Рік тому
@@therealko7013 But Theo beat autism though lol
@mrloirinha98
@mrloirinha98 Рік тому
Idk what you call it but you have autism had me dying
@cityboylife
@cityboylife Рік тому
Bro I feel like he was clowning them especially in the end I was crying 😂
@TennesseeTriStar
@TennesseeTriStar Рік тому
@@cityboylife exactly. Their podcast is annoying af . I was so happy seeing him make fun of them
@curious_i_be9571
@curious_i_be9571 Рік тому
Theo has made me laugh more than anyone else and it isn't even close
@nothingrhymeswcaleb1813
@nothingrhymeswcaleb1813 Рік тому
The edit of Theo saying it’s a black dude cutting straight to a clip of a black dude is comedic genius and I appreciate it
@ryedoll
@ryedoll Рік тому
I don't think people realize just what a treasure theo.von is. His humor along with his wit could span so many decades. The same stuff he says now he could say 30 years ago and nail it in a way that makes the whole room explode in laughter.
@chadwilson2091
@chadwilson2091 Рік тому
Never appreciated how funny Theo was on jocko's podcast while also being deep and talking about his personal hardships. Really a unique guy.
@seabassmcbigfat
@seabassmcbigfat Рік тому
Haven’t even watched the whole one and I got one that cracks me up. “I knew this boy, no arms, used to fuckin’ fight everybody.”
@rileygally2967
@rileygally2967 Рік тому
Neck to neck
@mikem3543
@mikem3543 7 місяців тому
“Knuckling through some chowder”.... hahahahahaha!!
@daltiejul
@daltiejul 4 місяці тому
I've listened to so many of his jokes but didn't realize how funny he is until I just had my earbuds in while working at home and just found myself laughing so much to myself!
@MaeMaeTube
@MaeMaeTube Рік тому
Theo is one of the few unique comedy figures around. Hilarious and completely his own. Wife and I got tickets to see him in a couple weeks and can't wait.
@manfrommaine1194
@manfrommaine1194 Рік тому
It’s been a couple weeks, I wanna hear how it was 😂
@poeskey
@poeskey Рік тому
@@manfrommaine1194 same. Me too
@jacobdavis736
@jacobdavis736 Рік тому
How was the show?
@kyle1751
@kyle1751 Рік тому
I fuckin love theo but I'm not the biggest fan of his stand-up
@DracoPadilla
@DracoPadilla Рік тому
@@kyle1751 Same. He's hilarious when he's being himself, but his standup ain't too great. Just like I think Joey Diaz is the funniest dude to ever live, but not his standup.
@lolhai6430
@lolhai6430 Рік тому
The way he has jocko and echo giggling like school boys and chuckling when theo innocently roasted them. It was soooo funny
@benr979
@benr979 8 місяців тому
“I would say it’s more of an autumn game” lost it right off the bat lmaooo
@mending_chord6787
@mending_chord6787 Рік тому
I loved this comp. Theo is one of the funniest human beings on Earth. xD
@bradhend
@bradhend Рік тому
Theo is unbelievably funny. He's at his best off the cuff. His experiences make him a treasure trove of hilarious wisdom.
@FUCKLOREMAGGOT
@FUCKLOREMAGGOT Рік тому
Theo and I met at the restraunt I work at. so genuine and he gave me a piece of advice. " nothing changes if nothing changes man"
@toritindall7808
@toritindall7808 Рік тому
Deep
@xQuandaleDinglex
@xQuandaleDinglex Рік тому
@@toritindall7808 for real. 😔👌
@ufctekkers1945
@ufctekkers1945 Рік тому
deep thoughts with the deep 😔
@FatTony_Football
@FatTony_Football Рік тому
I think that’s the Theo version of this quote: “If you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change.”
@XOclone9928
@XOclone9928 Рік тому
The sun burns because it's hot
@bonnie19XX
@bonnie19XX Рік тому
I LOVE THEO! I would've loved to grow up with him! What a lifetime of laughing!
@Devin_The_Dude_Reacts
@Devin_The_Dude_Reacts 8 місяців тому
there was not 1 second of this video I was not laughing. Thankyou so much theo. We love you.
@Life_of_Matthew
@Life_of_Matthew Рік тому
The story about the animals shutting up after the dog got shot had me crying
@richardrivas69
@richardrivas69 Рік тому
The spider lol
@drumma04
@drumma04 Рік тому
Eight slippers on and went to bed
@skmo7072
@skmo7072 Рік тому
I love Theo Von and Jocko. It always feels like someone joking their way out of getting murdered.
@miketython1550
@miketython1550 Рік тому
😂😂
@fadew55
@fadew55 Рік тому
Holy shit that's so perfect. The black and white really does it. Seems like a scene in a movie. And Jocko doesn't bite on anything. Just staring him down like oh yeah keep talking
@nightshiftreports3866
@nightshiftreports3866 Рік тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@englishcottagelife8121
@englishcottagelife8121 11 місяців тому
Dude: So Paulie, what do you do for a living? Theo: Benzos.
@PomPotsy
@PomPotsy Рік тому
"I don't want to die on this planet" "That's a very rich thing to say I feel like" 😂😂😂
@timangar9771
@timangar9771 9 місяців тому
Bro they ask him "what is the one thing we aren't talking about but should be" and my man's out there talking about some strong and beautiful birds in Newcastle man I can't😂😂
@belak1551
@belak1551 Рік тому
“What do you do for a living?” Theo-“Opiates” Lol.
@loes3000
@loes3000 Рік тому
Lost it on the first clip after he said “C’mon Lady” lmaoooo. “Moon Meats” got me too😂😂😂😂
@RochellBarbara4690
@RochellBarbara4690 8 місяців тому
“Oh come on lady” 😂😂😂
@JesusRojas-zs1bx
@JesusRojas-zs1bx Рік тому
That jocko bit about the tight shirts had me dying!!!
@toobigforu346
@toobigforu346 Рік тому
I like how he kept asking those british dudes what they call shit 🤣🤣
@HealthyandLovingLife
@HealthyandLovingLife Місяць тому
3:04 was too funny! Talking about scrounging up a quarter for the air machine 😂😂😂
@sgreene2036
@sgreene2036 9 місяців тому
He cures my bipolar/depression. I wake up hating life and I can watch some Theo and before I know it smiling and laughing
@ericsullivan7190
@ericsullivan7190 Рік тому
Theo is the only one who can make Jocko laugh so hard he can’t breath
@l3joint
@l3joint Рік тому
The Theo jocko clip was priceless 🤣 Theo roasting that guy made my day.
@jasontera1195
@jasontera1195 8 місяців тому
I don’t know what would be more impressive Theo being a character or just Theo being Theo
@sollyywood
@sollyywood Рік тому
Genuinely a master at context and subtext
@tygoat8363
@tygoat8363 Рік тому
2:39 CGI? No I don’t know what his name was💀
@squishyushi
@squishyushi Рік тому
Theo telling Logan “I don’t wanna die on this planet” is such a wealth thing is so fucking funny
@ElonMusk-qs4uw
@ElonMusk-qs4uw 11 місяців тому
1000%
@kisermooney7165
@kisermooney7165 Рік тому
Theo saying that there is an extra small size child out there who doesn’t have a shirt because jocko took them all is beyond hilarious😭😂
@MRJZA75_34
@MRJZA75_34 8 місяців тому
Bro when he said it’s an autumn game I lost it 😂
@zdfsbnsdfn
@zdfsbnsdfn Рік тому
Theo is one of the most impressive comedians I've ever heard. Idk what he does. It might not even be funny. But how he says everything is absolutely hilarious. He beat comedy By being hilarious without even being funny.
@user-bh2eq2ew6s
@user-bh2eq2ew6s 8 місяців тому
He has never told a shit joke, every single thing he says is hilarious and that requires a lot of intelligence, stupid people arent capable of being that funny neither are slightly above average intelligence people, dudes a literal genius with comedy. Most comedians are very intelligent people, and Theo is the only comedian I know of who has never said a shit joke.
@HDIII
@HDIII Рік тому
The brightest star in today’s diluted mainstream comedy... Thanks for doin sh*t different Theo.
@ashleycoulibaly546
@ashleycoulibaly546 26 днів тому
Theo is the best. He's got the best episode on "This is Not Happening" a Comedy Central show. I wish there were more people like Theo on earth ❤❤❤
@harmmolenkamp4531
@harmmolenkamp4531 Рік тому
That was the quickest 15 minutes of my life i could watch this for hours😂😂
@snitchbstudios
@snitchbstudios Рік тому
When Theo starts a story by acknowledging the object has multiple names, you know it's gonna be funny.
@craigalexander4532
@craigalexander4532 Рік тому
I can’t get over Theo and Jocko even being in the same room. Then he was messing with Jocko about his tight shirt problem. That’s good stuff
@Pacem90
@Pacem90 Рік тому
D’Elia nailed it: “you start a sentence and have no idea where it’s going”
24 дні тому
I was too dumb for too long to realise how genius-level funny Theo actual is 😂👍🤣
@anthonysoto229
@anthonysoto229 Рік тому
Theo always brings me to tears man. What makes me laugh is Theo is dead serious. No need to joke. Pure natural humor man.
@staypositive5718
@staypositive5718 Рік тому
No woman no cryyyyyyyyy 🎶🎶🎶
@anshuuu9708
@anshuuu9708 Рік тому
@@staypositive5718 no woman, no cry
@jellyfish1433
@jellyfish1433 Рік тому
I love Theo because he just doesn’t stop 😂 it’s like a consistent rhythm too that interrupts everyone until he’s gotten his point across
@waiting4gta673
@waiting4gta673 10 місяців тому
we’re so fortunate to be alive with Theo Von 😂
@musicandmania
@musicandmania 3 місяці тому
I love that you can never truly tell the difference between the truth and a bit and that's why he's the most genuine hilarious comedian
@drsus0
@drsus0 Рік тому
I LOVE that howie 100% gets Theo's humor and plays with him perfectly! Simon Rex was the complete opposite, dude couldn't find the funny line if he was wearing it
@scottmccoppin3
@scottmccoppin3 Рік тому
Simon Rex is hilarious in Scary Movie 3
@wack2315
@wack2315 Рік тому
Theo has actually proved he's one of the funniest comics of our generation in the last 2 years, when he first came around i didn't fw hin too much but over the last while i've seen so much clips from him i'd be hyped to see his next stand up
@Liam_Grey
@Liam_Grey 8 місяців тому
"Put on 8 slippers and called it a night" fuck me dead that killed me
@standupworld5486
@standupworld5486 Рік тому
Hey, thanks for the shout-out! Mike!
@timmeinshausen6060
@timmeinshausen6060 Рік тому
i love how he sensed them mocking joe rogan for ivermectin and he COMPLETELY turned the conversation on its ass and made it awkward talking about paying people to look at his A$$ and they were all just so awkward and couldnt keep track. He was in complete control. hes a genius.
@cityboylife
@cityboylife Рік тому
I completely missed that at first until I rewatched it and damn that was a fire ass play they tryna clown his boy Rogan and he switched that shit up so quick
@Dawood4
@Dawood4 Рік тому
@@cityboylife time stamp?
@cityboylife
@cityboylife Рік тому
@@Dawood4 4:05 when they start talking about Rogan on mars mike slips in the word “ivermectin” for actually no reason whatsoever and just watch theo realize immediately and switch the whole thing around
@OhDeeDoubleU
@OhDeeDoubleU Рік тому
Tbh you should be mocking Rogan for promoting ivermectin lmfaooo
@timmeinshausen6060
@timmeinshausen6060 Рік тому
@@OhDeeDoubleU I have a feeling you don’t know what the word honesty means
@Christian-ll3wk
@Christian-ll3wk Рік тому
"Bro, you guys got have.... we call it austim. Idk what you guys call it..." HAHAHAH had me dying.
@joeytripp3474
@joeytripp3474 Рік тому
Jocko one of the most serious men on the planet in a room with Theo is priceless🤣
@1979augistine
@1979augistine 10 місяців тому
Theo making jocko laugh until his eyes dissappear is beyond hilarious to me .
@Straggler8
@Straggler8 Рік тому
One of the very few people that made Joey Diaz cry laughing on numerous occasions - love them both
@svenskhet8688
@svenskhet8688 Рік тому
Nah Joey diaz sucks. Theo’s a legend though
@Andy.G8
@Andy.G8 Рік тому
@@svenskhet8688 No one asked you lil bro.
@sailorofthesoul1945
@sailorofthesoul1945 Рік тому
@@svenskhet8688 eat shit
@ramanjjii
@ramanjjii Рік тому
@@svenskhet8688 joey Diaz e g bror
@OhioSucks1997
@OhioSucks1997 Рік тому
"We're all scrounging for change in our cars for the fucking machine to fill up our tires and this guy's like *I'm not dying on this planet* " literally sent me 😂😂😭😭😭😭
@albthebeaman
@albthebeaman Рік тому
“Rogan would be out there working the trager” 😂😂😂😂 4:10
@jeffbezos1079
@jeffbezos1079 Рік тому
“I did real well one season” I’m fucking dead 😂
@kelsibadua3390
@kelsibadua3390 Рік тому
Bro this a beast of an edit somehow I haven’t seen most of these clips. Killing it. I’m fucking dying 30 seconds in
@Dz3no2
@Dz3no2 Рік тому
Theo is by far the most creative and witty comic. This type of examples can only come from experience, by far one of my favs.
@RaginReaper
@RaginReaper Рік тому
Jocko and Theo together are the perfect mix
@benjamincheung3311
@benjamincheung3311 4 місяці тому
LMAO!!! "does it have to be 2? can you do it in a circle" lolol
@Jstrelts
@Jstrelts Рік тому
I was eating an ice cream cone and i was legitimately concerned for my life. Watching this and eating is a chokin hazard for real man. This was too funny!
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