This Channel is DUMBER Than 5 Minute Crafts

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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

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Well I didn't think it was possible but I found a channel that's dumber than 5 minute crafts and room room combined. Hope you enjoyed the video! If you did please like and sub!
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay

КОМЕНТАРІ: 6 000
@FuzzyStripetail
@FuzzyStripetail Рік тому
Although her world was turned upside down when she attempted to walk on her hands, Kris surviving her leap out of that window on the eightieth floor was nothing short of miraculous.
@ligh7foo7
@ligh7foo7 Рік тому
Through all the drama she was hoping to divert our minds from the possibility of a net being setup beforehand
@rosetiller8336
@rosetiller8336 Рік тому
Simply the best, up to the test when things go wrong!
@providerofpickels8781
@providerofpickels8781 Рік тому
she, Kris just couldn't stand the stupidity of the ridiculous UKposts channel, yhoo who. regretting her life choices kallmekris jumped out a window attempted to walk on her hands her family friends and fans wonder... what's wrong with Kris?!?what is she on?!? where did I go wrong?!?why do I watch this person?!?(on UKposts I mean 😈) remembering that all their questions answers are still because "✨she's just built like that✨" or "bro I do not know because I spend all my life watching her on you of the tube👁️👄👁️💅". p.s. this was a Great video and I don't mean to insult ANYONE with this comment anyway possible ❤😅
@justanotherperson4153
@justanotherperson4153 Рік тому
LMAOOOO
@skrrtskrrt3337
@skrrtskrrt3337 Рік тому
not kris' eyes blending in with the blue green screen
@pokeparty1142
@pokeparty1142 Рік тому
she can't stop gaming to eat food for one second. Also her: stops to do a ridiculously complicated and unnecessary hack
@carrot632
@carrot632 Рік тому
IKR LIKE BRING THE BOWL NEXT TO YOU AND EAT WITH YOUR OTHER HAND
@carrot632
@carrot632 Рік тому
@lulu abab lmaoo
@carrot632
@carrot632 Рік тому
@@WsInTheSchhattt depends what food
@emiliejensen1093
@emiliejensen1093 Рік тому
1k like
@seansilence2697
@seansilence2697 Рік тому
That's basically all "hack" videos lol
@ellatentindo7911
@ellatentindo7911 Рік тому
The way she was like “ arresting your brother,good hack” and her brother is a police officer 😂❤
@snowbarry4life
@snowbarry4life Рік тому
Others: **use glue or other adhesives** Kris: *"DUCT TAPE!"*
@melisa7294
@melisa7294 Рік тому
I love how dark Kris’ humor is😂 our thoughts are very similar, on many occasions she is thinking of scenarios like passing out due to a lack of blood circulation or people whipping hamsters for producing electricity or going to jail or jumping off a building
@petegeorgopoulos7708
@petegeorgopoulos7708 Рік тому
but she says it in such a pleasant fun way. that's a gift. ... btw, holy comment bots batman, the hell is wrong with kris's comment section?
@melisa7294
@melisa7294 Рік тому
@@petegeorgopoulos7708 exactly! i just blocked those comments
@explosivetater7198
@explosivetater7198 Рік тому
@@petegeorgopoulos7708 yeah whats wrong with ur kind making these comments
@clearsky5489
@clearsky5489 Рік тому
It physically hurts me how amazing Kris is. Thank you for enduring the pain these “hacks” for us ❤️✨
@imstupid850
@imstupid850 Рік тому
Why are there bots everywhere in this reply section
@im_a_simp6792
@im_a_simp6792 Рік тому
the amount of bots here tho-
@ariaa101
@ariaa101 Рік тому
Everyone no one click the links!! You will see some let’s say GROSS stuff and I’m sure most of us including me are under 18.
@LuluM.C.
@LuluM.C. Рік тому
Yes thank you
@im_a_simp6792
@im_a_simp6792 Рік тому
@@ariaa101 yea
@carleytimmerman6451
@carleytimmerman6451 Рік тому
Lmao yeah at this point those “hack” channels are just skits on who can give the dumber advice 😂 I just wanna know how much they are paying their actors
@annab.8414
@annab.8414 Рік тому
it's a parody of 5 minutes channel. (I'm not sure of channels name but it's a parody for sure)
@LemonadeWithLemonsX
@LemonadeWithLemonsX Рік тому
Probs 1p a year
@sebosemi
@sebosemi Рік тому
@@annab.8414 5 minute crafts
@i.am.she.katie.b.
@i.am.she.katie.b. Рік тому
Not enough
@enanano
@enanano Рік тому
​@@annab.8414no its another troom troom channel
@tokitomuichiro7415
@tokitomuichiro7415 Рік тому
7:40 Don’t have friends, Have depression instead!
@tokitomuichiro7415
@tokitomuichiro7415 Рік тому
@Cookie Gamer`s Channel I relate more I have like 5 ex-bff and 3ex-best friends
@tokitomuichiro7415
@tokitomuichiro7415 Рік тому
@Cookie Gamer`s Channel I can feel that but with 2 ex -bff
@stitch_xx
@stitch_xx Рік тому
@Cookie Gamer`s Channel yeah same I’ve had some toxic ppl in my life but I cut them off
@Loverofcats101
@Loverofcats101 26 днів тому
80% of depression is caused by friends shitting on u
@tobyandahalf
@tobyandahalf Рік тому
it actually makes me feel amazing that Kris complemented everyone's skin because I've recently started using moisturizer and it's really boosted my confidence
@xx-spotfur-xx5248
@xx-spotfur-xx5248 Рік тому
Same lol
@jasminemaherelgohary8151
@jasminemaherelgohary8151 Рік тому
Same, I'm close to 1 week now and I can see my skin is getting better
@KoziJeans
@KoziJeans Рік тому
yesss keep it up!! :D
@unfortunately_keya
@unfortunately_keya Рік тому
which one are you guys using?
@jasminemaherelgohary8151
@jasminemaherelgohary8151 Рік тому
@@unfortunately_keya Sorry if I'm answering this, but I just wanted to help... I personally use rose water as a moisturizer, it can be used as a replacement for sun cream as it's more beneficial because it's natural, you can also use it before going to bed. Hope it helped and sorry again.
@sihlemabe7565
@sihlemabe7565 Рік тому
I'm losing drain cells by watching this. Thanks Kris for the enjoyment you give us even when I am feeling down,I just watch some "Kallmekris"then I am better.
@Clover_Xelukarlanth
@Clover_Xelukarlanth Рік тому
d r a i n c e l l s
@captainniki8185
@captainniki8185 Рік тому
you mean "brain cells"
@oliviadavis3638
@oliviadavis3638 Рік тому
@@captainniki8185 See? Brain cells have already been lost.
@paddlezeryy3703
@paddlezeryy3703 Рік тому
@@oliviadavis3638 OOOOOHHHHHH
@paddlezeryy3703
@paddlezeryy3703 Рік тому
@@oliviadavis3638 I GET IT LOL
@NimueLynn
@NimueLynn Рік тому
i don't understand how Kris is so smart and has so much logic but is so funny at the same time 👁👄👁
@Mrsfox-kk2nz
@Mrsfox-kk2nz Рік тому
That is one of the secrets of the universe
@morganablackwater2017
@morganablackwater2017 Рік тому
Cause how funny you are depends a lot on you being smart?
@oatmealgaylord2321
@oatmealgaylord2321 11 місяців тому
ah yes the smarter you are the less funny you are and vise versa
@ssholesdontprotectIdo
@ssholesdontprotectIdo 7 місяців тому
Smart? Way far from it. She is always calling clear packaging tape Duct tape. 🙄
@yourlocal_Bloodmoon518
@yourlocal_Bloodmoon518 Рік тому
"We got turtles out here dieing with plastic straws in their... Eyesockets" Got me wheezing and I don't know why 🤣
@kikicogger2284
@kikicogger2284 Рік тому
The last one was literally to get EXPELLED so the man didn’t have to study. Out of all the hacks besides the “get your brother arrested”, I’m afraid kids are most likely to try the last hack.
@not1available
@not1available Рік тому
@NathanTheAnimatingGamer my sister would do it
@bubbliepotato7174
@bubbliepotato7174 Рік тому
the worst part was that he was like 20, smoking a cigarette and playing with a monstertruck
@not1available
@not1available Рік тому
@@bubbliepotato7174 I was playing acnh then I thought I heard a notification so I checked and I guess I was right
@ellephant1366
@ellephant1366 Рік тому
I didn’t think being dumber than five minute crafts was possible, but here we are.
@sQuIShyyy37
@sQuIShyyy37 Рік тому
Agreed, like what kind of hacks are these
@lifeplayer40827
@lifeplayer40827 Рік тому
Please help, I am losing brain cells fast watching these 💀
@ScientistCat
@ScientistCat Рік тому
From the start I suspected it was meant as satire.
@olmostgudinaf8100
@olmostgudinaf8100 Рік тому
Come on, people, isn't it obvious? That video was a *parody* on 5 minute hacks. They were obviously taking a piss.
@SaltyQueenofLiterature
@SaltyQueenofLiterature Рік тому
I mean Troom Troom / Woo Hoo is known for being worst
@Jjsspace
@Jjsspace Рік тому
"He's getting his brother arrested That's pretty smart actually" I love her videos!!!
@gabrielriosorelogio5224
@gabrielriosorelogio5224 Рік тому
I love that she comments it seriously while knowing it's comedy. Love you Kriss
@IlliusionDesignZ
@IlliusionDesignZ Рік тому
When KMK finds something that’s way more brain damaging yet suffers for us…she is a national treasure who must be protected!
@demon-misery7
@demon-misery7 Рік тому
more than a national treasure. an INTERNATIONAL treasure
@manymanytacos8082
@manymanytacos8082 Рік тому
Holy shit the bots are out of hand
@petegeorgopoulos7708
@petegeorgopoulos7708 Рік тому
@@manymanytacos8082 facts. tho, i don't know much about YT algorithm but do extra comments help? if so, more views for kris
@sarahcoletti6946
@sarahcoletti6946 Рік тому
Please report the bots!
@Willard_Woodington
@Willard_Woodington Рік тому
@@demon-misery7 Nono, INTERSTELLAR treasure
@VA_Edits_
@VA_Edits_ Рік тому
I love how Kris gave this whole good explanation on how you don't have to worry about cleaning up after parties Her: don't have friends Me: have the party anywhere but your house
@FruzsinaFanni
@FruzsinaFanni Рік тому
My solution is, that my friends allergic to cathair and I have 3 cats. I party in their homes :D
@pineapplefamilytv9534
@pineapplefamilytv9534 Рік тому
Omg is your profile flap jack from owl house?
@mallorydoesrandomthings3994
@mallorydoesrandomthings3994 Рік тому
RIP Flapjack/Evelyn
@VA_Edits_
@VA_Edits_ Рік тому
@@pineapplefamilytv9534 yep. because hes best bird.
@HAhAhAhahAHAhHAhAhHAhAAH
@HAhAhAhahAHAhHAhAhHAhAAH 9 місяців тому
Let's appreciate how Kris made extra videos for us beforehand when she knew she was going to jump out of the window
@Catz4lifez
@Catz4lifez 11 місяців тому
8:26 Wait- how does she have the handcuffs? 💀😏😏😏😏😏
@SarahRenaeClark
@SarahRenaeClark Рік тому
Theory: this is Troom Troom. Their logo was featured on the laptop in one of the videos. They already push the limits of stupid, and gain a LOT of views from reaction videos, so this channel is pushing that even further. It’s secretly brilliant, and intensely annoying.
@noomie-san
@noomie-san Рік тому
woo hoo is actualy owned by troom troom...
@rachelh9071
@rachelh9071 Рік тому
It's the kid/teenage branded troom troom..
@Ashlie_Bunny
@Ashlie_Bunny Рік тому
Yeah, this is clearly Troom Troom becoming self aware. All of these "hacks" are obviously satire and they are making fun of their own content. For a content farm like Troom Troom this is actually a pretty funny move.
@sydkurpiewske4332
@sydkurpiewske4332 Рік тому
they also used an actor that troom troom has for the teacher
@twinschromebook8216
@twinschromebook8216 Рік тому
Yeah, I actually realized that as well.
@hallieeramos
@hallieeramos Рік тому
One day, Kris needs to be sponsored by a tape company. Ideally Duck Tape.
@gringa978
@gringa978 Рік тому
Hey we’re open to Scotch too lol 😂
@wannabeartist2023
@wannabeartist2023 Рік тому
With ducks bc it is in that name
@ducttape9940
@ducttape9940 Рік тому
Tape is mankinds greatest invention.
@tanmaysbotarmy3092
@tanmaysbotarmy3092 Рік тому
Dude it's duct tape 😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
@hallieeramos
@hallieeramos Рік тому
@@tanmaysbotarmy3092 Duct tape is a type of tape, Duck Tape is a tape company that makes duct tape. She can't be sponsored by a type of tape, but she can be sponsored by a company that makes tape.
@Hoosier1211
@Hoosier1211 Рік тому
Watching these a lot of those hacks, my hope for humanity left for a bit...then again tape, preferably duct tape. Glad to see you survived your 80 story plunge.
@Chickenonuggets
@Chickenonuggets Рік тому
OK, let me make this CLEAR, we love Kris, she is obviously bestest human being ever, and all 5.89 MILLON of us love her, we all hope whatever is happening she is still able to love and take time for herself, and I'm gonna say it one more time, we love you Kris *gives a virtual hug* Update:6.04 Million Update:7.29
@FB711_
@FB711_ Рік тому
We really do!
@ladycarringtoncraig4505
@ladycarringtoncraig4505 Рік тому
I can just hear Kris’s russian character (I can’t spell her name *katrina?*) saying this to a hater lol
@michellehb506
@michellehb506 Рік тому
Bestest is only a word in this context And only for Kris.
@Avocado90000
@Avocado90000 Рік тому
She is the best and she is funny 😁
@IllusiveChristie
@IllusiveChristie Рік тому
@Matpit18
@Matpit18 Рік тому
Kris: “Just hire a guy off Craigslist to spoon feed you.” I didn’t think you were gonna get THAT real.
@SwagPaintballer11
@SwagPaintballer11 Рік тому
Kris, I love your tiktoks and videos because they make me smile when in doubt or just when I need some confidence. Your tiktoks are funny and your usual video compliments are great and really brighten my day, thank you.
@Faith-dq5rz
@Faith-dq5rz Рік тому
I hated when my mom would french braid my hair. She would pulling so hard it felt like my eyes were trying to be rearranged and pulled back.
@leahpudlas1141
@leahpudlas1141 Рік тому
Kris never fails to make us happy.She gives us a compliment every time we watch and she is so funny.Thank you Kris we love you ❤️
@Dani_ElleAnzace
@Dani_ElleAnzace Рік тому
I was picking my nose as she game me a compliment. 😂
@acronmoa
@acronmoa Рік тому
Lol😶
@notlolaok
@notlolaok Рік тому
She is the best😁🤗😂😥
@jessipenland8275
@jessipenland8275 Рік тому
I love how she always finds a way to make us feel good about ourselves
@user-ie2uh9mo6r
@user-ie2uh9mo6r Рік тому
Exactly
@Balladmason0
@Balladmason0 Рік тому
“And your skin is looking Dewey and glory I just wanna-“ Me: proceeds to have VERY VERY dry skin on my face from not washing it
@elizabethburns-gundel1052
@elizabethburns-gundel1052 8 місяців тому
I feel like these channels are putting out these crazy videos, not because they think these things work, but because they're SO stupid that people just watch them for the laughs.
@gameeditor783
@gameeditor783 Рік тому
5:04 I think that would be called a "sharf"
@daphnesasmr3039
@daphnesasmr3039 Рік тому
Kris should get an award for making so many people feel comfortable, and happy
@therealsadiesink
@therealsadiesink Рік тому
I love how Kris is always complementing us in every intro. Thank you you Kris
@Mr.Monkeyofficial.
@Mr.Monkeyofficial. Рік тому
Can we just appreciate how she always compliments us at the biggining of her vids and is just so kind to her fans ❤️
@Dusple
@Dusple Рік тому
9:30 KmK: Are you five?!? me:.... guess I'm five now
@kadofireee6446
@kadofireee6446 11 місяців тому
Also me😂
@mikakuolemankissa2782
@mikakuolemankissa2782 Рік тому
4:52 Kallmekris: What is she doing with that tubing :> Me: Fidget toy :D
@ambiguouslyanonymous1912
@ambiguouslyanonymous1912 7 місяців тому
People: pulling out nearly any kind of tape Kris: DUCT TAPE! 😃
@mbourque
@mbourque Рік тому
1:35 that is such a mold farm
@mags397
@mags397 Рік тому
3:53 Me every second of my life... *** Everyone, including Kris: Losing brain cells watching every one of these hacks A hack with tape shows up Kris: sees the tape WAWAWAWAWAIT HOLD MY VODKA I STRONGLY APPROVE OF THIS!
@sueplayz5262
@sueplayz5262 Рік тому
Yes
@oasis6339
@oasis6339 Рік тому
05:09 “Oh, I thought there was trash in the laundry” no kris it’s just a dump truck
@Izukudeku726
@Izukudeku726 11 місяців тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ShootingStarStudio
@ShootingStarStudio 7 місяців тому
7:53 here’s what I did to get out of a chore. I’d go get a sock and hand it to my mom. Then when she gave me the sock back, I’d look at her and say: *”Master has given Dobby a sock! Master has presented Dobby with clothes! Dobby is free!”*
@noureenerfan6117
@noureenerfan6117 3 місяці тому
“shes eating noodles with a spoon” Kris: Thats a crime- Me: gurl- Your absolutely right!
@Isla-J-Readz
@Isla-J-Readz Рік тому
7:53 looks like my whole entire jazz costume-
@lisahaynes1761
@lisahaynes1761 Рік тому
Hi Kris, how's the hand? I hope it is better! I know this isn't 5 minute crafts, but I absolutely love these kind of videos. I love your other videos too, and so do all of your other fans. Keep doing what you do with UKposts and tik-tok because we all love your works of art. Next time you feel lonely, just remember that you have millions of fans that love what you do. Have a great day. :)
@elisabethkheir727
@elisabethkheir727 Рік тому
THE BOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER 🤖
@Ravenclaw_Vibes
@Ravenclaw_Vibes Рік тому
ikr! she is amazing!
@louisejohnson6057
@louisejohnson6057 Рік тому
@@elisabethkheir727 , they're back. I hate the pornography bots the most. Porn addiction is ruining romantic relationships, families, and people's lives in general. And the people behind these bots are predatory in their relentless quest to inundated every single comment section, of every video on UKposts. I usually report them when I see them, simply because I enjoy it. I don't expect anything to come of it. In some odd way the repetitive movement of tapping on the bot ad, and then following the appropriate sequence to make the bot ad disappear, and then doing it exactly the same way to the next bot, and so on, is relaxing to me. It's like a typing fidget toy, lol. It was great when UKposts was able to thwart the bots for awhile, and I'm sure that they have some pretty big brains working on thwarting them again.
@officialwalkmannclan
@officialwalkmannclan Рік тому
"Hello Everybody-" My inner thoughts: "MY name is Markiplier
@SquareDesert16
@SquareDesert16 Рік тому
10:25 the kid danced on his teachers chair inappropriately to get expelled
@allisonpiper3631
@allisonpiper3631 Рік тому
I love how she doesn’t realize how she says certain things until after she said them 😂 also love the part where she was talking about the double tooth brushes and her hand movements 😂
@smiley0609
@smiley0609 Рік тому
4:14 yeah cuz someone's gonna go "LET ME GET MY BROTHER ARRESTED CUZ THAT DEFINITELY DOESN'T SOUND F*CKED UP!" Also Kris, honey, is your hand healing and are you okay? Mentally and physically
@PmaeB
@PmaeB 7 місяців тому
When I hear the sentence “worst than 5 minute crafts, worse than troom troom” I immediately start listening.
@malaiseneo
@malaiseneo 2 місяці тому
8:05 i actually know people who do that because the have OCD. One of my favorite teachers does that because she is always worried about leaving her coffee pot on!
@hotdubtime
@hotdubtime Рік тому
"Hello, I want to tell you thank you for your work and funny videos. My mother has 5 children ( including me) and her morning isn't possible without your videos. She is fond of watching stories about Misha and his mother and brother from Russia. And I tell you thank you again, my family love you. We are waiting for your new works. 🙏🏻❤" - Vasilisa.S.S
@TwoMisdirections
@TwoMisdirections Рік тому
6:30 That would be a whole new level of That Vegan Teacher
@MishaThePolly_Therian
@MishaThePolly_Therian 5 місяців тому
Kris: I'm not gonna try that because I like my life Also Kris: attempts to walk on hands
@fireygreenert5635
@fireygreenert5635 Рік тому
It's not hot taping yourself up and sounding like you're walking on bubble wrap every time you move.🤣
@stormewolfe4565
@stormewolfe4565 Рік тому
I laughed so hard I almost passed out. For all that these are "lazy ideas", they also take way more work to set up or do than the normal solution would be, like the party clean-up one. I don't know why I found that insanely funny.
@jacklyn284
@jacklyn284 Рік тому
did you ever see the baby romper commercial that had dry mop on the out side of the romper so that the baby cleaned the floor while it played? Same humor.
@corinnessoup
@corinnessoup 9 місяців тому
“Your skin is do dewy and glowy” Me with acne: “That’s the best compliment I’ve gotten 🥹”
@chelsearuger1796
@chelsearuger1796 Рік тому
I’m a delivery person for a local company that makes pre-made healthy meals. I’ve legitimately taken out someone’s trash for them and they still did not tip me. I did it because he mentioned to us about having back spasms a while back, so when he asked me to help him out, I obviously wanted to help. But like, damn. This man had me stock his fridge at one point when he wasn’t home, I’ve taken his garbage out, and he STILL refuses to give even an extra $1. His name is Lester and he’s my least favorite.
@LadyAspenHaven
@LadyAspenHaven 3 місяці тому
The Chup! Achoo! We had a great time trash talking this embarrassment of a channel with you! Thank for the giggles and smiles 🙂🧡
@sophie_99876
@sophie_99876 Рік тому
Her:"don't have friends" Me: I don't really get to decide that
@oana._deac
@oana._deac Рік тому
Her beginning of the video where she compliments you in a weird but comfortable way make me smile every time
@Ash_xoxo
@Ash_xoxo Рік тому
(2:41) relatable...😭😭
@J25131
@J25131 10 місяців тому
Same
@mamoona6530
@mamoona6530 8 місяців тому
it would be a miracle to have a friend like kris she is funny,smart and cool ❤
@entnz
@entnz 7 місяців тому
"If you like gag and stuff you can't shove stuff to the back of your throat that is like girthy like that". I spat out my drink and burst into laughter.
@Jshdhfjfsrjjdjksj
@Jshdhfjfsrjjdjksj Рік тому
3:25 I read "lets go to the party" as "lets go to therapy"
@Waybah_YT
@Waybah_YT 3 місяці тому
😂😂😂
@Waybah_YT
@Waybah_YT 3 місяці тому
Tbh they do need it 😂😂😂😂
@tinikamcfarlane.9565
@tinikamcfarlane.9565 Рік тому
I love when she gives us a compliment when must of us are sitting with a double chin and kicking pimples 🤣
@GiyuuTomioka25
@GiyuuTomioka25 Рік тому
🥲
@sundrop7491
@sundrop7491 Рік тому
Yes
@juliasilver7055
@juliasilver7055 Рік тому
YES
@goldsy6129
@goldsy6129 Рік тому
Yep.
@LunarCrystalFurryArtist
@LunarCrystalFurryArtist Рік тому
*not me wearing a rainbow sweater with messy hair and bed acne* For real tho its so nice of her to compliment her viewers and I'm sure she's helped some peoples self confidence.
@10KChallengeWith0Videos-vw5qq
@10KChallengeWith0Videos-vw5qq Рік тому
"Hello, I want to tell you thank you for your work and funny videos. My mother has 5 children ( including me) and her morning isn't possible without your videos. She is fond of watching stories about Misha and his mother and brother from Russia. And I tell you thank you again, my family love you. We are waiting for your new works. 🙏🏻❤
@hfrisch007
@hfrisch007 2 місяці тому
New subbbb 😂😂😂😂 been watching you for weeks now , just realized the neon sign on the back wall says Kmk ,,,,Not "kink" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤ love your stuff
@kholdanstaalstorm6881
@kholdanstaalstorm6881 Рік тому
More mood boosting from Kris, oh I so needed that! I related to that commentary all the way through, some of those "tricks" were so dumb I could feel my mind melting! Kris never fails in finding something that she can make a good video about. Marvelous Kris, you make my days better! Gorgeous Kris is so funny, relatable, cute, adorable and so talented I don't have the right words! Thanks for the video, take care and stay safe!
@kryptonianguest1903
@kryptonianguest1903 Рік тому
That channel must be satire. There's just no way those people are being serious.
@eunnahkim1649
@eunnahkim1649 Рік тому
“That kind of works but it’s stupid” @2:30😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@xEvieLuvsx
@xEvieLuvsx Рік тому
Im sure putting lipstick/nail polish on your tounge will just burn it and you might get poisoned
@deadsoup12
@deadsoup12 Рік тому
Nail polish and lipstick will not burn you, it’ll just taste bad. However with the poisoning aspect, lipstick is fairly non-toxic so eating it wont poison you as much as it will just might you diarrhea. Nail polish is okay to consume in small amounts, but due to the chemicals it is harmful to consume in larger amounts.
@xEvieLuvsx
@xEvieLuvsx Рік тому
@@deadsoup12 nail polish WILL burn you because I put it on my tounge a few weeks ago and it was burning so hard.
@layaantje2809
@layaantje2809 Рік тому
6:52 look at the girls face😂
@dagamingbirb6557
@dagamingbirb6557 Рік тому
9:44 why dont they just.... use the plastic cup by itself.... it makes literally NO difference
@potato4439
@potato4439 Рік тому
Handle….
@dagamingbirb6557
@dagamingbirb6557 Рік тому
@@potato4439 are they that lazy 😐
@potato4439
@potato4439 Рік тому
@@dagamingbirb6557 yep
@mmurdoch6190
@mmurdoch6190 Рік тому
To avoid burning your hands. Not everyplace have a cup sleeve.
@BlueBanana.
@BlueBanana. Рік тому
Kris: “Your skin is dewy and glowy” Me: ah, yes. I definitely diddnt badly burn myself in the sun last week and my skin Is definitely not peeling (:
@unknownanonymous1662
@unknownanonymous1662 Рік тому
LMFAO!! "Will spoon feed you.....And then spoon you..........And then spoon out your insides after that" and your delivery 🤣 🏆👏
@Duck8887
@Duck8887 Рік тому
Did anyone else notice the troom troom logo @ 6:01? It threw me off for a second. Much love and support to everyone here.
@onetwothree456
@onetwothree456 Рік тому
I think that woohoo and troom troom are the same channel just diff names Kinda like 5 min crafts They have 5 min crafts men, 5 min crafts kids, 5 min crafts kitchen... And theyre all the same channel tehnicaly
@Duck8887
@Duck8887 Рік тому
@@onetwothree456 yes, thats how I knew it was troomtrooms' sister
@ranyamohammed8317
@ranyamohammed8317 Рік тому
You know Kris is from Canada when she pronounces out like this😂 2:46 love Canadians tho🥰
@caroladelmyjimenez1066
@caroladelmyjimenez1066 Рік тому
You spell it like this ourt>:)(no offense I really like it!)
@rebeccacarney340
@rebeccacarney340 7 місяців тому
​@@caroladelmyjimenez1066u sure u know how to spell u spell out like this out not ourt now before u correct someone know if u are right
@aki20
@aki20 3 дні тому
The bald kid bit definently would call for a CPS visit 👀
@celenabrown9381
@celenabrown9381 Рік тому
I’m so glad there are people like you that make are days more cheerful. 😂
@zombiegorl4758
@zombiegorl4758 Рік тому
4:19 Please have Katrina and Janet’s kids do this while Chad is babysitting lol
@denkikaminari5612
@denkikaminari5612 Рік тому
YES
@ThatRedheadGirl444
@ThatRedheadGirl444 Рік тому
That would be perfection
@bloos7406
@bloos7406 Рік тому
Kris is back again with another banger, no words can describe the amount of effort that are always poured into this videos. Love it
@safsren
@safsren Рік тому
for that hamster trick...let me tell you hamsters don't do much marathon running, they run for a bit and stop then run a bit more and more importantly: cannot speed up a video buffering
@evanoriega2736
@evanoriega2736 2 місяці тому
1 year ago but yet you are the only one who cured my boredom today and made me feel good cus my skinny is ripping from being sick
@MAL-469
@MAL-469 Рік тому
9:15 kris in 8k ultra HD
@raindown6702
@raindown6702 Рік тому
5:30 sexy and passed out? Possibly the worst combination of attributes
@user-op8br9uv6o
@user-op8br9uv6o 8 місяців тому
Non-stop gaming and always eating candy? She's gonna have serious health issues when that girl grows up.
@AubreyRoth
@AubreyRoth Рік тому
“Don’t have friends which means you can’t throw a party which means you don’t have to clean up 👍🏻“ -kmk
@thatoneannoyingpotato4147
@thatoneannoyingpotato4147 Рік тому
5:37 excuse me but you are not trash, you are an amazing, beautiful human being that we love and makes great content (ik it was prob just a joke but I'm throwing in the compliment anyway)
@gillettexo8907
@gillettexo8907 Рік тому
Not only is eating noodles with a spoon a crime but, her face when she put her head down to cool them is a crime as well. That smile was so damn creepy!
@Toni_Mlr
@Toni_Mlr Рік тому
Yeah... So I'm at home sick and bored so I watch a 10 month old vid, but at least Kris made a compliment on my glowy skin
@emmamencia1935
@emmamencia1935 11 місяців тому
Only actually useable hacks in this video: if you have major anxiety or ocd, taking the small appliances with you to work/in your car as a way of preventing the "did I unplug my flat iron?" thoughts is a legit coping mechanism. And if you have executive disfunction/depression/lack of motivation, using disposable dishes can be really helpful in keeping your house/kitchen cleaner, because you dont have to wash them, you just have to throw the trash (which you have to do anyway).
@abbie_metalmouth
@abbie_metalmouth Рік тому
5:21 I feel like A corset would work a lot better and it would also probably be better for your body considering that it’s actually meant for that and tape is not
@OyVehhh
@OyVehhh Рік тому
Nobody: Kris: *Why don't you do what I do and hire a guy off of Craigslist to spoon feed me while I game?*
@Rainbowpanda2010
@Rainbowpanda2010 Рік тому
7:35 EXACTLY! Well I probably would start losing my sanity without friends, but I definitely don't have the mental capacity to be a host or one of the hosts of a party anymore
@Just_random.stuff778
@Just_random.stuff778 2 місяці тому
0:05 IM KALLMEKRIS sounds like the devil 😈 hahaha btw i love sour videos so much and i love you ❤️
@le_duo_life2099
@le_duo_life2099 Рік тому
" the scooper only hurts for a moment.." 1:14
@NoNamerNe
@NoNamerNe Рік тому
So that's what Micheal was doing before he died
@denkikaminari5612
@denkikaminari5612 Рік тому
Michael Afton?
@le_duo_life2099
@le_duo_life2099 Рік тому
@@NoNamerNe Yes, before sister location he was working with this channel for how ever many years this channel was out!
@NoNamerNe
@NoNamerNe Рік тому
@@le_duo_life2099 maybe he commit the die on himself because if that-
@breadbird
@breadbird Рік тому
really felt that man
@jasminemaherelgohary8151
@jasminemaherelgohary8151 Рік тому
OK OK let's take a moment to appreciate how she frees up her time just to make our day brighter, to make us laugh all day long! I just want to say ... thank you Kris for being in our life
@womaninthewave
@womaninthewave Рік тому
She’s the best. Also yay yay for jay jay
@Lorraine202
@Lorraine202 11 місяців тому
2:41 My dad would brush our hair like this. He called the brush he used “The Brush of 1000 Tears”.
@Preppy_Things.kdjndhc
@Preppy_Things.kdjndhc Рік тому
“Party invite..Oh my god!what’s that like” - KallmeKris
@Harrys-Hub
@Harrys-Hub Рік тому
Here she is again. The most comedy filled UKpostsr/tiktoker ever she’s also the nicest person ever
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