Dan: why is this room such a mess ?!?! Also Dan: *literally set a fire*

Dan: “You have two seconds to guess what this game is about” Me: “killing spiders?” Dan: “wrong! it’s about killing spiders”

*burns everything around fireplace* *looks at fireplace* Dan: no fire doesn't go in there.

Other people seeing a spider: *puts it outside* Dan: *grabs lighter and match*

Dan: “There’s a spider in my office!” Jemma: “I’ll get the flame thrower,”

Dan: Why is this room such a mess Also Dan: *throws everything in his room on the floor plus burns everything*

*blows up room* Dan: That'll teach you, to disobey me, you little punk.

Spiders Running for their lives Dan holding a gun: "I'm not gonna hurt you" 😂

me: "Ahh spider!" *grabs shoe* mom: "Hey don't kill it" Dan: *BURNS THE HOUSE DOWN*

Dan: *KILLS SPIDERS* The Spider In My Room: *Thats messed up Mate*

Watching Dan play these random games is probably the best thing in the world

Dan: burns down the bathroom Also Dan: “this is so accurate”

Me: I think the shotgun is TO heavy duty for spiders DanTDM: *whips out C4*

dan: “ill give you two seconds to guess” me: killing spiders dan “wrong, its about killing spiders.”

Dan: " WHY IS THIS ROOM SO MESSY!?" Me; " Because you burned it down bro."

Me: Uses a lighter and febreeze. Dan: Uses a tactical nuke.

Dan’s son: *smokes* Dan: …..so you have chosen death.

I remember seeing a spider somehow fall on my sibling's chest and they calmly squashed it and picked it away and my other sibling had a shocked face and my sibling just said in a deadpan voice you better close that mouth or a spider might fall in too.

Dan: “it’s fun to kill these spiders!” *all the spiders in my room backing out*

Dan: *Destroys kid's room* Also Dan: WHY IS UR ROOM A MESS?!

Dan: Aw why is this room such a mess Dan 1 minute earlier: *Burning down the room and throwing everything*

I remember playing this when the demo came out. This is honestly nostalgic.

*watching spiders dying* Me: *feels an itch on my arm* Also me: *Screams*

“im not gonna hurt you!” Kills it with a clipboard and burns the other Me: yeah that’s painless

Me: watching this Also me: itching literally everywhere

16:57 “I’m not gonna hurt you” PULLS OUT GUN

" mum, can we have *pest control* " " no, we have *pest control* at home " *pest control* at home:

Dan: "I haven't trained at ninja school for this" Me: *throws back to when can went to ninja school in mine craft*

Is it just me or do I love dans videos to much that I watch them every day and night lol

DAN, PLEASE, PLAY THE FULL THING. ITS SO FUN

Dan: "Why is this room a mess?" Me: Didn't you forget? YOU SET IT ON FIRE

Jemma: will you dry the Landry Dan: Sure Dan: Gets fire and puts the Landry on fire

dan: *throws kids stuff everywhere* also dan: "mY kIdS rOoM iS a mEsS!!!"

6:06 Dan: "This is so accurate" Dan: *continues to burn down a room

Dan: I trained in a ninja school for this Me:Custom Mod Adventure Flashback

Dan: Trashes kids room and literally lites it on fire Also Dan: “Why is your room such a mess”

2:07 You could have used the cheese puffs to lure them all into one spot to shotgun them all, then you can get the achievement

Dan: *kills 4 spiders at once with fire* Also Dan: “They want me to kill two at once?”

Dan: messes up whole room while looking for spiders Also dan: “why is this room such a mess”

Dan: Burns down his house Firefighter: What happened Dan: Spiders happened

Dan: it’s very hard to kill it with a Sheriken also Dan: gets three kills in a row with it

22:05 dan: i hope you enjoyed and i hope it didnt trigger you to much. me: the only reason im triggered is because i was yelling at my screen the entire time telling you to use the cheese puffs to lure 2 spiders and then shoot them.

Dan: see’s red spider “what can you do to me....” me: turn you into spider man-

Hey Dan, can you make another episode on this plz this was one of my favourite of your vids

Dan said the most relatable things at the beginning of this video.

Dan: guess what this game is about Me: about killing spide Dan: you got it wrong it's about killing spiders

I hope dan makes a video of him playing the VR version of this, it isn’t as scary as I thought it was gonna be

I remember watching this video the day it came out watching this again. Makes me feel so old.

Dan: this is my beautiful girlfriend right here... Jemma: *TRIGGERED*

Imagine if this was VR Dan would be screaming loud enough that I could hear it all the way from the us

Dan: “pulls out a pistol” Also Dan: “I’m not gonna hurt you”

When the full game comes out please play it Dan

4:30 Dan:i didnt train in ninja school for this Me:remembers the ninja mod he showcased

As somebody with arachnaphobia, this is extremely satisfying

The full game came out so pls play it its so good

I love how Dan forgot to get some stuff Dan continue with the series u make me smile every time I watch his videos

Dan's dad mode turned on when he went into his kid's room 13 years later: Dan: why is your room such a mess??!! Asher: but yo- Dan: No ExCUsES

There were DEFINITELY no spiders killed during the making of this video.

Dan: I'm not gonna hurt you i promise! Also Dan:*holds out a gun*

Me: sees a vent and hears sqeaking Also me: VENT SPIDERS

Dan: I’m not gonna hurt you. He says as he holds a revolver

“At least they left the puppy alone” As he grabs it by the head and throws it on the floor

My god Dan that was a fun trigger experience

Dan play the full game it's AWSOME

imagine dan burning his sons bedroom down when hes a teenager

Dan when his kid is 14: “shows him this video” this is what will happen to your room if you smoke and drink. I will burn down the house looking for spiders.

I love how dan lit everything but the fireplace LOL

I remember playing this game, I was really jumpy and my brother’s gf got behind me and pinched my sides with a roar, it was hilarious and scary.

Dan: ha ha i got aaa theirs more.

Dan: “I didn’t train at ninja school for this” Anyone here from the beginning of his channel would know that there was a *custom mod adventure* when he did train at *ninja school* 😂

Pls make more videos of this game I love it I liked your channl

I screamed so loud because I thought it was just another spider in the video but it was a real spider and I smacked it with a tv remote so hard I put a crack against my phone

Me: It’s about killing spiders, its in the thumbnail Dan: You got it wrong, It’s about killing spiders Me: Aw man

“I smoked your stuff.” -DanTDM 2020

1:31 I really love your content bro it makes my day better

Dan: someone who doesn’t know what a nightstand is. 😃

Every adult you know:get 8 hours of sleep! You:sleeps Dan :posts You: I don’t need sleep, I need Dan’s video

I actually love when he got scared and blew the fire torch thing and screamed lol I actually love it

Dan:trashing room while looking for spiders Also dan: "why is this room such a mess"

WE NEED MORE OF THIS GAMEEEEEEEEE

"because you've been smoking, i've smoke your stuff" Jokes aside, even tho it seem aggressive but he's such a responsible dad

Dan: I need to kill those spiders Spiders: please i have a family :(

we think you use the puffs to attract spiders for the double kill task. Great video!

Spiders:can be killed easily Also spiders:can push food, botttles, and books

Me: *Tries to kill spiders* "So you have chosen death.." Death: What? ME? No, Hell Nah! You deal with them.

6:09 and 15:29- an accurate representation of me when I see a spider literally anywhere.

for the big shelf on level 2 you have hairspray burn the whole shelf down

Please do more of this game

Spider-Man when he sees this video: *Aight imma head out*

Dan's Wife:*Comes home and sees wrecked house that's on fire*.Dan:I saw a spider

"I GET YOU!" dang that almost killed me

Dan:*pulls out a revolvor* Dan: i not gonna hurt ya

“Lure them in with Cheetos... and BAM!”- the words of a wise man 😂

Dan: Completes all achievements in Hardcore mode Dan when he sees a spider: OHH GOD JEEZ THEY'RE FAST HOLY COW AHHH

Dan: times up, you got it wrong. Me: has played the game

Dans reaction to bugs are hilarious even in 2021 😂

"Since you've been smoking, I smoked your stuff" Daaad you set my room on fire again?

Dan:pulling out a revolver Also Dan:I'm not gonna hurt ya

PART 2 PLEASE!

Dan: “Why is his room such a mess?” Dan 10 seconds earlier: Destroying and burning his room