This Man Thinks 'Eating Fruit is Murder'

4 роки тому

Alfie Indra is a musician, and a fruitarian. He believes that eating fruit, whilst ripe, is murder. Do you agree with this? Let us know.
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@georgedwwyatt 4 роки тому

My man took acid and his fruit salad started talking to him

@bluefire6722 4 роки тому

George Wyatt best comment😂😂😂

@aussiemozzie8491 4 роки тому

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@crypt1c_eclipse418 4 роки тому

@topcommentgod 🤣🤣

@jackfrost90999 4 роки тому

Just not what acid does to u tho

@adzubby7011 4 роки тому

Top comment of all time

@olivera.173 4 роки тому

"how would you confuse a pear?" "... spin it"

@AG-on3vt 4 роки тому

Oliver A. Na that bit killed me!! Jordan is too funny

@Midsouth-Drone-Photography Рік тому

@@AG-on3vt I miss him on the show

@rhainmanning4653 4 роки тому

This man made innocent smoothies look guilty

@jj5643 3 роки тому

💀

@Algorithm347 3 роки тому

That’s a good one ☝🏻 5 points added.

@stevesteve5785 3 роки тому

Incredible comment.

@transportandtheatrekid2298 Рік тому

Haha

@lucatammaro3013 4 роки тому

This guys definition of “gang-violence” is a fruit salad

@dvanzant2474 3 роки тому

your fork the weapon of mass destruction, heck, vinegar on your green salad will be chemical warfare

@millygrant4404 4 роки тому

“I’ve hugged a fruit”, “ I sneak into the orchard at night”...there is absolutely no way he is serious, I refuse to be trolled by Alfie😭

@redterraces6331 4 роки тому

Milly Grant innit it can’t be real the way he said “and pet them” 😂

@millygrant4404 4 роки тому

Stretford Boys if he actually believed it, he wouldn’t be this serious

@Fun_Dealer 3 роки тому

Literally it’s got to be a troll!!

@yul4206 6 місяців тому

A little late but yeah I agree once he said that I can't take this seriously

@itsalexhere8748 4 роки тому

Are u telling me he sneaks into an orchard to stroke apples

@HappyHourPodcast 4 роки тому

That’s what he claims.

@jimdapandaman 4 роки тому

Happy Hour Podcast you have to be joking, good job jack you had me for a second, almost believed you with the Instagram story

@BobMarley-wh4sb 4 роки тому

@@HappyHourPodcast come on lad I love you're podcast for how straight up it is no bullshit . Surely he's taking the piss? If not fucking wow my mind is blown and I have Charlie zelenof in my inbox..genuinely do ..pls reply and let me no if he's takin the piss if not then I have officially became obsessed with this man

@pegasusisthebest530 3 роки тому

@@HappyHourPodcast Jaack lad hows it going

@beenieeex8328 4 роки тому

“Have you ever hugged a fruit” .. “yeah” .. *room falls silent* - I died 😂

@footballfan5335 4 роки тому

If this isn’t a joke then this guys clearly got a very real and serious mental health issue.

@imtbi 4 роки тому

FootballFan 533 thats what they said about un-straight people less than 50 years ago. don’t be so narrow minded. we haven’t figured everything out.

@footballfan5335 4 роки тому

YouFlube your right we haven’t figured everything out but we have figured out that pieces of fruit are not sentient beings you absolute spoon

@jerry8860 4 роки тому

YouFlube I’m fairly sure that we’ve figured out that fruit doesn’t have feelings for fucks sake

@descxnd9295 4 роки тому

YouFlube you can factually prove that fruits don’t have a central nervous system. Shut up you absolute weapon

@jortdraaisma2628 4 роки тому

@@imtbi un-straight?

@moss8697 4 роки тому

Does he not understand the seeds are the ‘children’ of the tree, the tree wants the fruit eaten to spread the seeds

@BlogManiac64 4 роки тому

Keith Walker this 👏🏻👏🏻

@HaydnDavies22 4 роки тому

I’ve been a fruitarian since birth this comment has led me to eat a ripe pink lady thank you sir my life has changed ps fr tho u have just made his ideology go up the shitter n if he sees this he may change his mind/view

@MisterDibitybopty 4 роки тому

Exactly. Fruit is the tree's jizz - enjoy eating your apples with that thought! ;D

@Clairel657 4 роки тому

Yes when they fall not when they are picked plus when there picked there is a lower chance of the seeds being fully developed

@alexthebudgie9071 4 роки тому

I just wanna say, many modern fruit has been bred to not carry the amount of seeds they should have, for example, if you look at the bananas on native islands- you can see they have no seeds. Saying that- I am going to eat a fruit salad now

@daniellej5470 4 роки тому

“A banana has passed away” Quote of the series???

@thomasgleeson830 4 роки тому

Danielle J nah the ted bunde one is worse

@newmixedandenjoyyoureyes 4 роки тому

we find a bicterya for corna ukposts.info/have/v-deo/p6KnnH-YsHlkwGQ.html

@ScottYoung29 4 роки тому

Got to be Alan Titchmarsh being worse than Ted Bundy

@Leggo-oq6je 4 роки тому

Thomas Gleeson bundy

@IvyTheElementalHeart 4 роки тому

It's technically it functioning cells which he uses the terms dieing in.maybe that's why he calls it murder if he eat a good one

@maxhunter8101 4 роки тому

Jack finally has his pilkington

@anthony5664 4 роки тому

I think this is even too mental for Karl

@JackHGUK 3 роки тому

@@anthony5664 Karl's a realist most the time, this is absolutely insane.

@InfernoAKM 4 роки тому

This is gonna be the next flat earthers.

@Terrezio 4 роки тому

At least flat earthers have theories that at least make 1% sense... all this prick’s got is “the apples have souls”😂😂😂

@Terrezio 4 роки тому

Sir Xerox well yeah we know that now🤦🏼‍♂️😂

@jakekidd9086 4 роки тому

Alan Titchmarsh makes Ted Bundy look innocent

@jackcullen5603 4 роки тому

That’s where I think he’s taking the piss, surely

@jakekidd9086 4 роки тому

Jack Cullen yeah I thought he was just strange then I heard that and am 90% sure this is a joke

@kyleswarbrick2012 4 роки тому

Did he watch sausage party and someone told him it was a real life documentary and that he doesnt eat fruit???

@lilym3421 4 роки тому

i hate that i actually believed this until jacks april fools video, watching it now i can see all the cuts where they must have just started cracking up

@Venserql 4 роки тому

Plot twist: When he said "I was a murderer until the age of 25", he meant he was actually killing people but you guys never picked up on it.

@daniellej5470 4 роки тому

“What would you have to do to confuse a pear” Dead 🤣🤣

@chezzasmatt2344 4 роки тому

“Spin it” aswell lol

@ameliaaa3386 4 роки тому

Danielle J spin it🤣

@rachael3796 4 роки тому

'I WAS A MURDERER UNTIL THE AGE OF 22', NAH THIS HAS TO BE A TROLL I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING 💀💀💀

@millygrant4404 4 роки тому

honestly there is no way he believes this, Alfie is too sarcastic😭😭

@Clairel657 4 роки тому

Milly Grant they are a living organism and in his eyes it is murder that is his opinion

@jamesjohnson8066 4 роки тому

Claire Needs that’s his opinion but he is nuts

@antoinepaine8097 2 роки тому

💀💀💀

@jellybean8508 4 роки тому

“you make a connection with a fruit” THIS HAS TO BE A PISSTAKE🤣

@Molly-kv5si 4 роки тому

Anyone here after Jack's "April Fools" video?

@chloe-dr4rk 4 роки тому

Molly i thought no one acc came back to it😂😂😂

@AS-mw6pw 3 роки тому

Here after Jacks Pieface April fools video

@mikehunt6195 4 роки тому

This is top tier content, it’s so ludicrous I still can’t comprehend that it’s not a parody

@joshbehan8009 4 роки тому

Its defo a parody there are so many cuts where they spend minutes pissing themselves laughing

@Lara-os7sq Рік тому

boy have i got news for you

@kirangill0 4 роки тому

When dudey said "spin it" I died 😂

@Ami-mw5tb 2 роки тому

i watched this completely baked and it was amazing, thank you Jack.

@arjan5984 4 роки тому

7:24 "ahh you've done me there" fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

@CozyHi 4 роки тому

Vegans have just met their arch-nemesis!

@billycoles5908 4 роки тому

He says he eats all food but after they’ve naturally died

@Natalie-je6dg 4 роки тому

Vegans are now just like the rest of us. Snatching carrots out of the ground like that, murders!!!!

@tom0176devo 4 роки тому

@@billycoles5908 animals don't naturally die at all😂😂

@cow2264 4 роки тому

galetaf he’s vegetarian lol

@IestynSymonds69 4 роки тому

@@tom0176devo are you dumb? So your saying not a single animal in the world die naturally?

@Jcoppins. 4 роки тому

Does he ask for consent before caressing fruit though

@MO-rl9gl 4 роки тому

Jcoppins that’s v true

@kazoo7889 4 роки тому

that's the real question

@Terrezio 4 роки тому

Because if not then Alfie is a sexual fruit harasser

@firstname1154 4 роки тому

@@Terrezio a grapist

@Terrezio 4 роки тому

First Name bananal penetrator

@darrentupman8143 4 роки тому

“I tricked the internet into believing me mate shags fruit” or somet like that

@mauricenordengren8366 4 роки тому

Well done pal

@kieronchard-maple5167 4 роки тому

5 years if listening to podcasts and I feel like this is the video I've been waiting for

@stevendc010 4 роки тому

"You're basically a fruit nazi". Think that's my favourite quote from any episode.

@millygrant4404 4 роки тому

Only eating dead fruit is like only eating roadkill, is Alfie drunk? This is a social experiment

@mercury728 4 роки тому

Nah mate he doesn't drink alcohol, all of hops and grapes

@Clairel657 4 роки тому

I don’t think roadkill is a natural death, do you?

@alexthebudgie9071 4 роки тому

He’s basically just eating animals which have died form cancer and age.

@Daniel-oz6qu Рік тому

yeah getting hit by a car is basically natural causes to be fair

@yorgez 4 роки тому

"You're like a fruit nazi" is quite possibly my favourite new sentence

@jakehumpo3128 3 роки тому

I thought he was gonna call his campaign fruit lives matter

@samh7772 4 роки тому

"I know I'm right" and theres the problem right there

@tdsm99 4 роки тому

Meat eaters get violated online by people like this and then get defensive when they get pressed. Lunatics

@eoinbyrne9068 4 роки тому

The problem is that you believed this 😂😂

@soulezain6270 4 роки тому

I'm really out here killing 5 fruits a day.. guess my doctors were wrong.

@milesarcher8502 4 роки тому

FRUTICIDE. Turn yourself in. Don't make things worse.

@soulezain6270 4 роки тому

@@milesarcher8502 Ah man, then I will be forced to go to rehab.

@milesarcher8502 4 роки тому

@@soulezain6270 Do it for your 'dear sainted mothers' sake. Before it's too late.

@soulezain6270 4 роки тому

@@milesarcher8502 Ah.. Ok I guess I will have to turn myself in.

@yenodah2671 4 роки тому

People like u make me sick

@jeffjeff1439 4 роки тому

“Fruit has a soul” *Grapefruit technique has entered the chat*

@iamtheresurrection6420 4 роки тому

Bet Alfie loves that

@Nellesaurus 4 роки тому

I would put money on this being the result of Alfie losing a bet. He's sipping on a dark fruits in the christmas episode - its got apple, blackcurrent and blackberry juice in it! 😂

@positivitia5658 4 роки тому

"I was a murderer until I was 22" HAAHAHAHAH IM DEAD

@BF-eb4xs 4 роки тому

This is OCD

@ElGuapo4000 4 роки тому

BF yep

@lukeoconnor8561 4 роки тому

@@nora-gf5vf because its obsessive behaviour.

@beautyh.9898 4 роки тому

Yah he needs help

@benteke115 4 роки тому

"A banana has passed away" 😂😂😂😂

@simzsimzable 4 роки тому

"alan titchmarsh is worse than Ted Bundy" has to be trolling

@denholmreynholm7993 4 роки тому

Alfie's the orchard Hitler

@Longshanks1690 4 роки тому

@Nayagan Indrasenan Isn’t he more like the Orchard Gandhi since he isn’t killing them lol?

@denholmreynholm7993 4 роки тому

@@Longshanks1690 in his eyes he used to be Hitler but now he's a reformed man😂

@jackwinfield8697 4 роки тому

This alfea guy makes crack up, I bet breathing is killing air

@jackwinfield8697 4 роки тому

Thanks jack

@kate2189 4 роки тому

is this full podcast out on spotify yet? can't find it and I need to hear the rest of this madness 😂😂

@cjowl22 4 роки тому

12:33 ''So you're potentially the Mesiah of this movement" Jack: Don't say yes Dudey: PLEASE SAY YES

@Rachel-hq6ko 4 роки тому

Plants don't have a central nervous system. They don't feel pain, they can't. What the actual 😭😂

@janedoe5749 4 роки тому

If fruit has a soul, doesnt veggies, doesnt all plant and animals? so then...you eat...what...? lol

@louishyder6955 4 роки тому

I was literally just thinking this 😂

@yourworstnightmare7343 4 роки тому

I can just imagine him filter feeding like spongebob when he refuses to go outside

@janedoe5749 4 роки тому

I mean...this has got to be a troll video right?? I am worried for him if it is real! yikes

@Gexrge_OSRS 4 роки тому

If you'd watch the video he says he eats it once they die of natural causes and the 'soul' has moved on.

@janedoe5749 4 роки тому

@@Gexrge_OSRS once any fruit or vegetable is put in a shop, it has been picked, so has technically died right? it isnt growing still haha.

@samiraxox7364 4 роки тому

First him putting on his story about having a son, now this- this has got to be him making a video seeing how much he can prank us lot 🤣

@bradstheking 4 роки тому

I really dont know whether to watch the clips or not, I'm always hoping to see the full episodes released

@jackcullen5603 4 роки тому

That’s the most awkward episode hahaha

@tdsm99 4 роки тому

How can a bloke with that much talent be that off his head

@EjvindGEMDark 4 роки тому

Mate you ever heard bout the lead singer to Pink Floyd?

@keanebradshaw4478 2 роки тому

Knowing the context of this makes scrolling through the comments so much funnier

@ameliawhitaker2751 4 роки тому

Watching this while stoned is genuinely the best experience of your life I recommend

@damightyscoob 4 роки тому

“Alan Titchmarsh is worse than Ted Bundy”

@bruhmoment6305 4 роки тому

"yeah, to me."

@alectin98 4 роки тому

This is a wind up lads. Wait a months time, this is going to be a banger of a video

@JammyCHD 4 роки тому

This is my favourite segment of any podcast ever 😂

@anne-marie1140 4 роки тому

JammyCHD where is the full thing ??

@withyoregano7312 4 роки тому

The hugging in the orchard is quite sweet actually. I might start doing it...

@thedadslounge2388 4 роки тому

I love the intro to this. How to keep us entertained?? Hugging fruit. 😂

@timdaw2432 2 роки тому

"You're like a fruit nazi" that is too fucking jokes 😭

@harryegerton4237 4 роки тому

😂 I was so hoping this was another one of dudey’s ghost stories from the title speaking of which, Using Alfie’s “logic” do fruit become ghosts?? I mean I’m well up for the haunting of the apple tree then again the most scary bit will be the twist when we find out that Alfie was up there doing a bit of fruit stroking (one last question if the apple’s not ripe does that mean that in apple spirit terms Alfie is a kid stroker?)

@EniusFootball 4 роки тому

i really hope this is for a main channel vid

@5head924 4 роки тому

Feel like you are going to fall out over this. Feel like an idiot

@isthatmattandryanfromsuper7951 4 роки тому

5 Head it’s got to be a joke

@CozyHi 4 роки тому

Alfie has achieved Troll Level: MASTER

@ryankeating4814 4 роки тому

should have called his movement How do you like them apples ?

@sampinnell7784 4 роки тому

This is a big fan version of would I lie to you surely

@allyh7075 4 роки тому

i have such mixed feelings because on the one hand, I know Alfie can be really deadpan and could 1000% be taking the piss but at the same time, this could be part of his OCD or related to some other mental health issue (in which case i'd feel like a bit of an asshole for laughing)

@Wrld-ls8nn 3 роки тому

It's all fun and games until a fruit bowl jumps you in the backstreet because all life matters lol

@TheRoarWithin 4 роки тому

‘What bit of the pear are you looking into?’ Lol.

@georgetaylor9211 4 роки тому

That was the most intense podcast ever

@oussamameiddah5209 4 роки тому

Guys Jack has been trying to make this Alfie guy famous and they’re trying everything first the tattoo then this

@harveywebster4998 4 роки тому

So you think Alfie would be cool with making him self look like he shags oranges to the public to gain fame, have A day off will ya 😂 I think this is as ridiculous as anyone but it isn’t a stunt to create more fame for Alfie, no chance

@freddiebishop9622 4 роки тому

@@harveywebster4998 People have done crazy things for fame I mean look at Jaystation he's copied logans suicide forest video for clout and "talked" to dead people hours after they have died on ouija boards.

@BlogManiac64 4 роки тому

5:52 i‘d pay to hear the joke he made 😂😂

@kaneduncan7169 4 роки тому

Just found this “podcast” honestly doing bits lads 😂😂😂😂😂

@thegameshow9515 4 роки тому

He laughs halfway through saying step ladder when he's on about sneaking into the orchid

@SinisterSkyler 4 роки тому

this man gives off serious can't be friends with anyone vibes. "I know I'm right" and saying whoever says he's being picked on, he pity's them also.

@tom-tx9md 3 роки тому

Weird to watch this back knowing it was a joke

@Tedcarter-if2mg 3 роки тому

Is it? ☹️

@garconpoulet3584 3 роки тому

Tedcarter1106 watch Jack’s video on it

@moonwolf652 3 роки тому

@@garconpoulet3584 wait which video

@emirates111 3 роки тому

well youre fucking gulable if you believe it was a joke

@RandomNerd1795 3 роки тому

My new favourite discussion

@victoriahowe5609 3 роки тому

“have you ever hugged a fruit?” “yeah” *dead silence* 😂😂😂😂😂

@elliotalexander6070 4 роки тому

He’s having us on

@arnethone3220 4 роки тому

he almost convinced me

@gamestuff2387 4 роки тому

Definitely came up with this on a trip

@rubberducky1985 3 роки тому

Best part was when the clip ended I had a UKposts ad for pink lady apples 😂😂😂

@evafeebs4862 4 роки тому

now that i’ve watched jacks april fools video it’s good to know that he isn’t a crazy bastard

@vloggetts 4 роки тому

omfg I don't think I've ever laughed harder in my life

@gamingsheep7777 3 роки тому

Love how much you just openly took the piss 😂😂

@ashley_bell 4 роки тому

When’s the full pod going to be up?

@RB-ww2gi 4 роки тому

Who’s here after jack said it was fake

@Threehundredandsixtyeight 4 роки тому

He’s delusional to the point that I’m genuinely concerned..

@harveywebster4998 4 роки тому

Only Question here is where the fuck is the full episode, need to see this 😂

@jackblan9410 4 роки тому

i had to check to make sure this wasnt an April fools

@KH-24- 4 роки тому

I’m just waiting for the Video about this being a joke, he said “I sometimes sneak into an Orchard with a Step Ladder” 😭😭😭

@OzNozHD 4 роки тому

I genuinely cannot believe this isn't a troll

@smagill08 8 місяців тому

This is actually mental. Why have i just came across this

@AndrewJackson-tb9ns 3 роки тому

Did anybody else check the date to see if it was uploaded on April 1st?

@shashasha7343 4 роки тому

He’s definitely trolling

@tehpluto3594 4 роки тому

"You don't have to have a heart to have a soul" It's like a Phil Collins track. That bit had me in tears hahaha.

@qualitycontenteveryday6288 4 роки тому

7:22 “ah he’s done me there” 😂

@freddiestreet8942 4 роки тому

for a second I thought he was being serious

@elscourou6654 4 роки тому

So he only eats animals that die naturally, things that haven’t grown on trees, or things that have dropped from trees naturally. This has to be a joke. It’s too extra to not be a joke.