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Stephen dishes on his conversation with Presidents Biden, Obama and Clinton, former president Trump honored Easter by lashing out at his enemies, and the White House press pool was put on notice for lifting too many souvenirs from the president’s airplane.
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Stephen Colbert brings his signature satire and comedy to THE LATE SHOW with STEPHEN COLBERT, the #1 show in late night, where he talks with an eclectic mix of guests about what is new and relevant in the worlds of politics, entertainment, business, music, technology and more. Featuring bandleader Louis Cato and “THE LATE SHOW band,” the Peabody Award-winning and Emmy Award-nominated show is broadcast from the historic Ed Sullivan Theater. Stephen Colbert took over as host, executive producer and writer of THE LATE SHOW on Sept. 8, 2015.

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@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 Місяць тому
I once read this UKposts comment that basically said "If Jesus came back today, he wouldn't be a Republican like Trump but rather a Democrat like Sanders." Then there was a list of things that the Republican Party stands for today that are essentially the opposite of everything Jesus said & taught in The Bible.
@carolyntalbot947
@carolyntalbot947 Місяць тому
They were right;-)
@vsznry
@vsznry Місяць тому
#separationofchurchandstate 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@delilahevil5089
@delilahevil5089 Місяць тому
I feel bad for Christians like my mom, who is a REAL Christian; warm, compassionate, giving and forgiving. Not greedy and hateful
@Numismatists_Matter
@Numismatists_Matter Місяць тому
Ya think the free health care & feed the poor might make ya think The big JC was a socialist?
@SayAhh
@SayAhh Місяць тому
He would still be speaking Aramaic.
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 Місяць тому
I can't think of anyone less Christ-like than Trump. Do better, America.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
He's the best option we have
@rhuephus
@rhuephus Місяць тому
yep .. if y'all really believe in the "Book of Revelation", toxic-diaper-don possess all characteristics of the "anti-christ"
@ianb9028
@ianb9028 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 I estimate there are 349,999,999 better options.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Місяць тому
Or vote Tom Hanks if you really want a Christ-like figure for President.
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 Місяць тому
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 Місяць тому
Just imagining Evie laughing at Obama's line cheers me up. We have good people on our side.
@melanies.6030
@melanies.6030 Місяць тому
​@@roelanddirker6489Again, GFY.
@ember-brandt
@ember-brandt Місяць тому
@@roelanddirker6489 ✨ *Cry* ✨
@Lepidopterous.
@Lepidopterous. Місяць тому
What an amazing night for Colbert. Got to sit with the 3 presidents Clinton, Obama, & Biden. Wow!
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому
You know that was a Fundraiser for Biden Even though 12 people showed ! Of course only wasteful billionaires would throw money in a Rathole !
@marielthegreat
@marielthegreat Місяць тому
An objectively intimidating situation, but such a welcoming vibe.
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому
How boring (no: "fucking boring" you are supposed to say nowadays, in sad america) can populism (NOT only from your republican side) be ?
@melanies.6030
@melanies.6030 Місяць тому
​@@roelanddirker6489GFY
@BarbaraCarrier-ld9sr
@BarbaraCarrier-ld9sr Місяць тому
Note: DJT can't get an endorsement from any past presidents, even his own VP. Vote BLUE to save our democracy and constitution for our children's future. Vote BLUE to save school children from being killed by military type weapons.
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Місяць тому
Thank you Stephen for injecting humor and levity into this world. The last eight years would’ve been insufferable without you.
@adamchristopher6917
@adamchristopher6917 Місяць тому
Heck, the last 8 months.
@deborahcampbell7329
@deborahcampbell7329 Місяць тому
I concur…❤
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
He's not much different than myself
@tomriddle8933
@tomriddle8933 Місяць тому
They were insufferable regardless.
@garfield2439
@garfield2439 Місяць тому
I know that's right.
@arod700
@arod700 Місяць тому
"Your wife can" 😂😂😂
@TabethaAurochs
@TabethaAurochs Місяць тому
Obama on brand with the SAVAGE flex 💀
@CourageKarnga
@CourageKarnga Місяць тому
And that is why we love Obama!
@KevinSmith-tq4cy
@KevinSmith-tq4cy Місяць тому
Yeah.... Obama sounds like a true leader, huh?
@marilynwillett804
@marilynwillett804 Місяць тому
@@CourageKarnga AND HE LOVES THE MUSLIMS WHO HATE AMERICA AND ARE HERE TO DESTROY IT. ILLEGALLY.
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому
@@CourageKarnga Greatest Orator ever ……. For the Simple Minded people !
@kujmous
@kujmous Місяць тому
That crowd nailed the Easter call-out, and I for one am very proud of them.
@janiewilliams48
@janiewilliams48 Місяць тому
That's not Christian like.
@chelsealynn9866
@chelsealynn9866 Місяць тому
Hats off to the writing team yet again. Bringing it back around with the ties? Chef’s kiss.
@hollyjones8775
@hollyjones8775 Місяць тому
I would insult you but it looks like Mother Nature did far better than I could🤣🤣
@peterfedun-sk3jt
@peterfedun-sk3jt Місяць тому
Yup, he and his writers are amazing and the final tie gag is perfect.
@karentrimmer
@karentrimmer Місяць тому
Seth Meyer was heartbroken that Stephen hosted Biden's fundraiser. "So our ice cream date meant nothing to you?"
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
It wasn't an honor. He felt obligated because he thinks he's going to loose
@user-sx5de5kf8j
@user-sx5de5kf8j Місяць тому
Love ❤️ all you late nite guys cobert, seth meyers & Jimmie kimmel 🎉🎉🎉❤❤
@karentrimmer
@karentrimmer Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 Who is "He" in your scenario... Stephen? Seth? Biden? "To loose?" are you trying to say "too loose" or "to lose?" Are you chatting under the influence?
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
@karentrimmer I was referring colbert, but Obama and Clinton too. It's interchangeable
@karentrimmer
@karentrimmer Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 You may want to take a grammar course. It will help you communicate with others in a coherent fashion.
@InterestedCitizen
@InterestedCitizen Місяць тому
Truth Social lost 58 million? Whooohooo! Good news🎉
@macforme
@macforme Місяць тому
There is speculation that by the time Donny can access his shares and sell, 6 mos from now, they will be (almost?) penny stocks. That would be Karma-ish.
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому
Hate To bust Your Bubble but Trump made $2.6 Billion off of Truth Social ! Hahaha ! Listen Don’t kill yourself Now Wait till Trump wins the Election !
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому
Why so money-obsessed, sad americans ? Please just leave the world-stage. 'Blue america' almost as horrible as the 'red side'.
@frankwolf3860
@frankwolf3860 Місяць тому
"...it's a Boeing, it's not bolted on..."🤣🤣🤣!
@dorothydoremus8621
@dorothydoremus8621 Місяць тому
Next year Easter on 4/20, thinking the baskets might have a different kind of grass 😂
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula 28 днів тому
And “Jesus is Just Alright with Me” counts as a hymn.
@Opus313
@Opus313 Місяць тому
The list of reasons to keep Donnie from ever darkening the doors of the White House again grows by the day... Vote Blue 💙 folks!
@talk3194
@talk3194 Місяць тому
Polls show trump winning because RFK jr is taking votes away from Biden in Wisconsin and Michigan. Wisconsin and Michigan are the two swing states that always decide who wins the presidential election.
@stephenkennedy8305
@stephenkennedy8305 Місяць тому
Voting Green.
@johnsimth6587
@johnsimth6587 Місяць тому
@@stephenkennedy8305 So you're in support of Trump winning or Biden winning but actually are putting effort into supporting Trump winning. Thats how this works. Thats not a an argument, thats a statement of fact. Not voting for one of the two in a FPTP system means you're fine with either one of them winning. If you lean one way, say liberal, and vote green instead of biden you're the enemy of the liberal part and in support of MAGA. Its not complicated, its first grade level math stuff.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
MAGA
@DSAK55
@DSAK55 Місяць тому
@@stephenkennedy8305 Da! 🤡
@Columbiastargazer
@Columbiastargazer Місяць тому
trump isn't arguing he's innocent, he's arguing he has the right to be a criminal
@Ch-ui6mw
@Ch-ui6mw Місяць тому
Exactly!
@DrUFO___bytch
@DrUFO___bytch Місяць тому
we call it white collar crime - they step down , resign , can we do that too?? seriously . WAKE UP SLAVE EARTH.
@TheUltimateRare
@TheUltimateRare Місяць тому
Hello comment that has not been copy and pasted to many videos.
@JW30000
@JW30000 Місяць тому
How are you getting that answer? Check into r f k
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
You really need some new material
@pantalonesdemuerto7960
@pantalonesdemuerto7960 Місяць тому
Fun fact: whenever Easter falls on 4/20, “Jesus is Just Alright (With Me)” by the Doobie Brothers counts as a hymn.
@SummerSnow716
@SummerSnow716 Місяць тому
😂🎉😂💨💨✝️
@SEANALPURVIS
@SEANALPURVIS Місяць тому
You legit need to send this joke into the show
@pattyayers
@pattyayers Місяць тому
Good song
@crocglox7797
@crocglox7797 Місяць тому
maybe also "White Rabbit" by Jefferson Airplane?
@gafls3151
@gafls3151 Місяць тому
😂❤
@testman9541
@testman9541 Місяць тому
9:30 "It's a Boeing, it's not bolted on" 😂🎉 Ouchy ditchy 😭
@raddestnerd
@raddestnerd Місяць тому
Man. Thank God for Colbert. This man helped me through Trump years and Covid
@gabrielnayo421
@gabrielnayo421 Місяць тому
Trump did nothing wrong to sell a Bible; Don't Supermarkets sell on Easter? Are Shops CLOSED on EASTER?? what about Biden calling HOLY EASTER SUNDAY a Trans visibility day??? Isn't that BLASPHEMY !!!!! !!!CNN and MSNBC are TRUMP HATERS; CNN and MSNBC are PROPAGANDA Stations..... !! We LOVE TRUMP We will VOTE FOR TRUMP Those media stations are for Pro-abortion and LGBTQ groups !!! BIDEN has insulted and blasphemed against the HOLY EASTER SUNDAY ; BIDEN is anti-Christian What about Obama who discredited the BIBLE? Yet, Rev AI is calling Trump a blasphemer for showing a Bible and Trump encouraging America to Pray again. TRUMP HAS ALWAYS ENCOURAGED THE THINGS OF GOD - PRAYER, WORSHIP AND HONORING GOD UNLIKE BIDEN!////ff
@charlenezevelykirby481
@charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому
Me too!
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому
Yeah ! I love his Potato Chip Ear ! It has me in stitches !
@rickdalton1862
@rickdalton1862 Місяць тому
Colbert has TDS and divides Americans
@splodgen
@splodgen Місяць тому
Colbert, thank man for God. Trump is like an egg stain on your cheek, you can lick it, but it still won't go away. It's millions out on the streets that kept me going through the Trump years, whether it was Gaza or BLM. And we still have to do it, regardless of who wins the election.
@russh6414
@russh6414 Місяць тому
NASCAR also ran on Easter Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! Where is the manufactured outrage over that?
@froglady7491
@froglady7491 Місяць тому
I wonder if the same people complained in 2013 when Easter also fell on March 31st. Did NASCAR run then, too?
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
The difference is they didn't flaunt it. Had no clue it happened
@froglady7491
@froglady7491 Місяць тому
Also complaining about NASCAR is sort of complaining about a national sport. Too many people involved. Nope, easier to complain about a tiny minority, some of whom are children who can’t vote anyway.
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron Місяць тому
Easter even fell on the same day as April fools day. Not a single complaint then.
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula Місяць тому
Next year it’s on 420 🪴🪴🪴🚬🚬🚬 Thanks, Joe!!!
@tysonthomas7094
@tysonthomas7094 Місяць тому
The 3 ties bit was brilliant! Great writing!
@deborahdunn7844
@deborahdunn7844 Місяць тому
Stephen, you are a bright light in this world. Thanks for all you do!
@ChumpyChicken2
@ChumpyChicken2 Місяць тому
Clown show
@errgag3580
@errgag3580 Місяць тому
It's official... Diaper Don just won the egg hunt at Mar a Lago Still winning!!
@RS3isRealscape
@RS3isRealscape Місяць тому
it was rigged
@alex35agm
@alex35agm Місяць тому
But don't Republicans want to abort all eggs in Florida, and everywhere else?
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 Місяць тому
Still *whining* ...
@dennisrobertson8862
@dennisrobertson8862 Місяць тому
Now that's a good one
@jw7075
@jw7075 Місяць тому
It’s was the biggest basket! 🧺 Nobody’s ever seen a basket that big! …Basket-Case! 😂
@mpista7182
@mpista7182 Місяць тому
Trump doesn't know the words to the Lord's Prayer, the National Anthem, the Pledge of Allegiance ( all on video). and probably Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA".
@crystalshaw8744
@crystalshaw8744 Місяць тому
You ain't never lied 😂😂😂
@anitawebster9450
@anitawebster9450 Місяць тому
He also doesn't know the words to his marriage vows
@rosaliebent4833
@rosaliebent4833 Місяць тому
@@Andr50n he's not had a cognitive test. he had a DEMENTIA test.
@theVanishingGladiator
@theVanishingGladiator Місяць тому
WHALE!!
@nancywilliams3265
@nancywilliams3265 Місяць тому
@@anitawebster9450💯%!!!!
@mikeschmitty4438
@mikeschmitty4438 Місяць тому
"why cant I call you Barack?" Your wife can ... The mans a legend
@victorhawkins3461
@victorhawkins3461 Місяць тому
Add me to the list of folks who thought the tie gag was MAGNIFICENT!
@edwardderr6859
@edwardderr6859 Місяць тому
I'm very proud, validated, and encouraged to be aware that, if Donald Trump knew who I was, he would despise me.
@ramblerdave1339
@ramblerdave1339 Місяць тому
Stop gloating, Donald despises everyone, but himself. And Ivanka.
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому
I don’t know you and Already I despise you !
@instaperil
@instaperil Місяць тому
Yes. Me too!!!! Uck
@dicedrice7216
@dicedrice7216 Місяць тому
Yes. The worst insult you would ever have to endure would be if DT publicly declared that he admired you. The Ick Factor would be unbearable.
@Wayzor_
@Wayzor_ Місяць тому
He would put a hit out on me. And I'm proud.
@Logan_Baron
@Logan_Baron Місяць тому
It's insane with the differences in those Easter messages, that Evangelicals support Trump over Biden.
@RebeccaTreeseed
@RebeccaTreeseed Місяць тому
Patriarchal Death Cultists are full of hate.
@darkjester4048
@darkjester4048 Місяць тому
The Evangelicals are only showing their true colors as Christian Nationalists
@darbecker6358
@darbecker6358 Місяць тому
It is the one thing that will always puzzle me! Jesus is all about love even going so far to tell us to love and pray for our enemies. All I hear from trump is hate, vengeance, and more hate and still the evangelicals seemingly worship trump!
@ernesthill4017
@ernesthill4017 Місяць тому
I was suspicious of evangelicals for many years. Their support for Trump clinched confirmed their deep hypocrisy 🙄
@tomcheslock2685
@tomcheslock2685 Місяць тому
Truly Bible Prophecy is being fulfilled 😮😊❤come quickly Lord Jesus 😊❤love everyone 😊❤
@cindythomas5895
@cindythomas5895 Місяць тому
To be in the room with 3 living presidents!!! Amazing
@queenswillrule
@queenswillrule Місяць тому
It is a joy to see leaders who can laugh at themselves. All of these men are extremely witty, great one-liners, they like to laugh, they are engaging. Can you even imagine the orange menace acting like a human being like these men? To engage in polite discourse without making everything about himself? Malignant narcissists are unable to ever make fun of themselves and they expect everything they say or do is always 100% correct and, in the words of the orange menace "perfect." What makes them malignant (there is a difference) is their harboring of grievances that they would like to take action on; revenge, retribution, whatever, it involves violence and destruction.
@dena6254
@dena6254 Місяць тому
I loved your interview with Joe Biden, Barack Obama & Bill Clinton. I really enjoyed it!! Voting blue in Oregon! ⚖️🗽💙💙🇺🇸🗳️🇺🇸💙💙🗽⚖️
@AngelaHalo1307
@AngelaHalo1307 Місяць тому
I can’t find the full interview anywhere , is it on UKposts? 😀
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose Місяць тому
Is it available to watch somewhere? I'm in the uk.
@judykay769
@judykay769 Місяць тому
cant wait til the 2000 illegals, that joey ordered for you gt here for you to pay for to go 2ith the 15 million already here that you voted for!!!!
@AngelaHalo1307
@AngelaHalo1307 Місяць тому
@@Mortthemoose that’s what I was curious about too. I’ve tried to find it everywhere but no luck only short clips. I read that cameras and phones weren’t allowed in. Maybe it was only live? Idk though 🤷🏽‍♀️. If you do find it , please let me know my friend 😀
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Місяць тому
"your wife can" 😁
@rejoyce318
@rejoyce318 Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@joanfregapane8683
@joanfregapane8683 Місяць тому
Excellent!
@Rugelacharugula
@Rugelacharugula Місяць тому
Dude seriously missed out on a legit comedy career…serious chops
@arthurwatts1680
@arthurwatts1680 Місяць тому
15 litres of wine is insane - that's the office water cooler topped with a container full of wine. HR would LOVE that ;)
@davidedemurodominijanni9889
@davidedemurodominijanni9889 Місяць тому
I knew he was gonna pull out his souvenir from Air Force One but didn't expect the 3 ties! AHAHAHA... these guys are comedy genius, aren't they?
@JillKnapp
@JillKnapp Місяць тому
I love when Louis' microphone is loud and we can hear him chuckling. His laugh is pure joy.
@willeebobb2214
@willeebobb2214 Місяць тому
I just wish Louis could come up with some more interesting licks to play than his usual limited vocabulary of said musical licks. I always like the band 's songs and those horn players are the best but Louis needs an upgrade in his incidental lead lick playing.
@peterfedun-sk3jt
@peterfedun-sk3jt Місяць тому
And he always wears amazing clothes. He’s a sharp dresser!
@joaovitormatos8147
@joaovitormatos8147 Місяць тому
Calm down, Fox News. Next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday, you can celebrate twice
@macforme
@macforme Місяць тому
That will cause them to orgasm.
@marielthegreat
@marielthegreat Місяць тому
Dayum 😂
@crocglox7797
@crocglox7797 Місяць тому
imagining angraham's easter bonnet with sw*stik*s upon it
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому
Please don't exaggerate, sad american. As if 'blue america' is much better than 'red america'. BOTH are loathsome as a matter of fact. Disappear from the stage, please.
@FutureCommentary1
@FutureCommentary1 Місяць тому
Even Barack Obama recognizes the awesomeness of Evie McGhee Colbert.
@NoBSRecoverfacts
@NoBSRecoverfacts Місяць тому
I spent my Easter crying alone in my apartment cause I can't find the right Dr for depression anxiety, life fucking sucks right now and I don't see a way out of this right now, but for 10 -20 mins these take my mind away from everything and make me feel like a person , so thank tou❤
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 Місяць тому
I hope you find a good match soon. Be well my friend.
@ebethlouise2201
@ebethlouise2201 Місяць тому
I’m sorry
@janeskey5042
@janeskey5042 Місяць тому
Whatever you’re going through- I’m sorry.. you’re really not alone. I hope you know that.
@charlenezevelykirby481
@charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому
You really arent alone. sometimes I prefer to be alone rather than be around the wrong people. Relax and remember tomorrow is another day.
@judithvilla1463
@judithvilla1463 Місяць тому
Back in the late 60s I put a bumper sticker on my mom’s car that read, “Jesus is coming and boy is he pissed.!” My dad made me take it off, but it was great for awhile. I put it there because it was during the Vietnam War, a sad time in our history.
@coleengoodell7523
@coleengoodell7523 Місяць тому
I need one of those about now. We are at a very sad time in our right now time. Just waiting on Jesus cause God has got to be pissed.
@Ch-ui6mw
@Ch-ui6mw Місяць тому
I remember that bumper sticker!!!❤
@markrix
@markrix Місяць тому
It's a good thing we learned our lesson... Wait what's that, oh... Jesus is still pissed
@rolandreyna215
@rolandreyna215 Місяць тому
He won't be pissed or angry in eternity. Those days are now and he'll have no tears for many during that time.
@lisadeak5723
@lisadeak5723 Місяць тому
😂😂😂
@lorimills7158
@lorimills7158 Місяць тому
❤ Cool Daddy Obama still quick on his feet❤..."your wife can"!😂
@KelticKabukiGirl
@KelticKabukiGirl Місяць тому
I can just hear it, "uhhhhhhh, your WIFE can. Ha, ahaha..."
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose Місяць тому
😎
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому
Your humour is quite poor. Thank god the influence of your culture (both sides!) is shrinking.
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому
And please do pick up your deadies from our beaches, for once.
@impeachy1518
@impeachy1518 Місяць тому
Jokes on you..there is no culture here!​ @@roelanddirker6489
@anne8511
@anne8511 Місяць тому
I think I’m dependent on you Mr Colbert. When you’re not on I’m a fish out of water. When you’re on I feel there’s hope! 💝
@roserose8283
@roserose8283 Місяць тому
💕👍💕
@waynetaylor8082
@waynetaylor8082 Місяць тому
We should ALL realize by now that nothing creates more feigned outrage, than pointing out the truth to the gullible.
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому
"Smart" sentences don't make your lost identity more bearable, sad america (red as well as blue).
@oshunbleu6511
@oshunbleu6511 Місяць тому
... "and also with you ." 😂😂
@PhoebeFayRuthLouise
@PhoebeFayRuthLouise Місяць тому
Excellent line delivered perfectly!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Місяць тому
Reminder: Easter also fell on March 31st in 2013. Nobody complained to Obama about it back then.
@abeautifuldayful
@abeautifuldayful Місяць тому
And next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday!
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Місяць тому
@@abeautifuldayful Honestly, if Hitler just smoked a few blunt back then, he'd probably have chilled the hell out on that whole 'exterminate the Jews' thing.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Місяць тому
@@abeautifuldayful Honestly if Hitler had smoked a few blunts, he'd probably chill the hell out and there wouldn't have been a need for World War II.
@macforme
@macforme Місяць тому
@gamepapa: Those were pre-MAGA years.... also known as America's sane period.
@otterlyanxiouspenguin
@otterlyanxiouspenguin Місяць тому
​@@macforme Don't forget the Tea Party was still going strong then. So, not quite sane.
@pbs7705
@pbs7705 Місяць тому
Stephen. Please don't ever let us forget this!
@robertfergusson5367
@robertfergusson5367 Місяць тому
President Stephen Colbert? Do Eet! I'd vote for you. The nation needs a champion, a legend. It calls to you Stephen Colbert.
@Bduh2
@Bduh2 Місяць тому
Oh, he had me laughing at the: " I stole three things..." and showed the ties.
@Cheryl_Wick
@Cheryl_Wick Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@tedh.canada
@tedh.canada Місяць тому
Agreed, that was a good one 😂
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому
A Millionaire Steals ? But he is a Minority !
@marielthegreat
@marielthegreat Місяць тому
Me: thinking it’s for real 🤔
@AuthorEllenAnthony
@AuthorEllenAnthony Місяць тому
He set that up well.
@jb888888888
@jb888888888 Місяць тому
I expected him to say "I didn't steal one thing...except THE SHOW!"
@sabrinalastname9719
@sabrinalastname9719 Місяць тому
I expected him to roast Biden over war crimes in Gaza, like he roasted Bush
@lizardog
@lizardog Місяць тому
@@sabrinalastname9719 If that's what you expected, you're not very quick, are you? It's okay, I know you were trying to be clever and get in a jab. Somehow, clever doesn't work for folks like you who just have blind hate as a lodestone. I wish you better days.
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому
And Taxpayer Money which he did ! Or while America was Sleeping I gave Iran $billions of Dollars ! Now they Attacked Israel ! Yeah he’s a Riot ???
@cherylsibson2529
@cherylsibson2529 Місяць тому
Sorry to hear about the WFC workers in Gaza, just terrible.
@cloud__99
@cloud__99 Місяць тому
Yes, just as terrible as the tenth of thousands of people murdered before that.
@fernviking7909
@fernviking7909 Місяць тому
4-20 is my birthday. It’s been a blast every year!!
@ApolloRacer
@ApolloRacer Місяць тому
Sounds like Jeanine Pirro will be moving to Florida, too. Maybe she and Guiliani can live together.
@froglady7491
@froglady7491 Місяць тому
They may need to since Giuliani is broke.
@oceanoflotion8630
@oceanoflotion8630 Місяць тому
She can be Rudy's sugar mommy ​@@froglady7491
@SixteenTonesStudio
@SixteenTonesStudio Місяць тому
​@@froglady7491 I laughed at that breaking news because I thought it might be a reference to that. Giuliani's creditors may compel him to sue the 🍊🍔
@froglady7491
@froglady7491 Місяць тому
@@SixteenTonesStudio What a circus that law suit would be. I’d want a front row seat to watch the clowns.
@Lonewolfmike
@Lonewolfmike Місяць тому
She will have like 4 box wine's linked together with hoses so all she has to do is use one. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@neehaa
@neehaa Місяць тому
2:12 that Obama dude missed out on a career in comedy because holy shit that was funny
@MrDevintcoleman
@MrDevintcoleman Місяць тому
His press dinners were comedy gold. Usually being intelligent and empathetic leads to a quick wit. On the other hand, republicans think making fun of disabled people is the height of comedy.
@whocares2087.1
@whocares2087.1 Місяць тому
Obama's a jackass and was weak on foreign policy.
@yosemitegirlCA
@yosemitegirlCA Місяць тому
I’ve always loved Obama’s wit and self-deprecating wit. He has great comedic timing. Mic drop…
@Terra_Lopez
@Terra_Lopez Місяць тому
@@yosemitegirlCA Yeah, excuse me while I think of better days... sigh...
@arcticgoddess
@arcticgoddess Місяць тому
Oh, hell ya. Watch the White House Correspondent's dinner from 2011. With Seth Meyer's comedic help, he trolls Donald Trump, who is in the audience, about his racist 'Obama was born in Kenya' nonsense, and underneath the fake smile you can see the rage going up and up. 😅. Gold. The next day, we found out that Obama had made the decision before the show to send Seal Team 6 in a surgical strike to kill Osama Bin Laden, then killed it onstage. Barrack was smoove. 😂 I was so proud to live in America under Obama. It's just sad that his presidency and the Reich Wing Entertainment Complex lies and propaganda machine caused the racist backlash that led to Tronald Dump.
@terrancekayton007
@terrancekayton007 Місяць тому
This was the funniest monologue I’ve seen of his in awhile.
@orangefeelrelaxingmusic898
@orangefeelrelaxingmusic898 Місяць тому
Love how every time you mention Ron Desantis my captions on the tv says Ronda Santis …lol😂😂😂
@donnamlake6303
@donnamlake6303 Місяць тому
You are a light in the darkness of political disfunction. Thanks for your sharp wit (and clever writers.)
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому
Thank God for writers Otherwise Stephen can’t Dpeak !
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому
That’s How Colbert would’ve spelled Speak !
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому
What you are mentioning as "clever writing", people outside the sad USA might describe as : silly, predictable, "good-humoured" jokery.
@djcfrompt
@djcfrompt Місяць тому
Easter was on 4/1 a few years ago and there was a great comic with the disciples weeping outside the tomb saying "I can't believe Jesus is dead" followed by Jesus kicking the stone away from the opening and walking out in sunglasses saying "April Fools!"
@user-cc9cr1pe8m
@user-cc9cr1pe8m Місяць тому
😅😅😅
@charlenezevelykirby481
@charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому
I hadnt heard that one...PERFECT!
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 Місяць тому
​@charlenezevelykirby481 you can read the article from 2016, Eric Zorn, Chicago Tribune "Trump offers some Revealingly Bad Answers about the Good book".
@thesubhumancomedy
@thesubhumancomedy Місяць тому
@@LindaC616Thanks! Rather entertaining reading.
@AmericanTeacher-USA
@AmericanTeacher-USA Місяць тому
😂😂😂
@Feralzen
@Feralzen Місяць тому
The ties joke tied up that number nicely 😂
@freya8133
@freya8133 Місяць тому
Fox News is news in the same way a urinal cake is cake.
@jeremylos6459
@jeremylos6459 Місяць тому
4/20 Easter is the best 😎
@RevLeigh55
@RevLeigh55 Місяць тому
That’s Hitler’s birthday. Republicans will be fine with that.
@froglady7491
@froglady7491 Місяць тому
If we thought that Transgender Day was a problem, April 20 will really shake them up. Glad Stephen pointed that out.
@martin2289
@martin2289 Місяць тому
Next year, Easter falls on Hitler's birthday...
@charlenezevelykirby481
@charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому
@@martin2289 yes it does, crazy its the day for hippies as well. kind of Ironic. But seems a lot of people won't be left out of celebrating that day, people will be having options I suppose. So we something or another.
@RevLeigh55
@RevLeigh55 Місяць тому
@@martin2289 And Republicans will have no problem with that.
@vanessawhitneypro
@vanessawhitneypro Місяць тому
Love You, Stephen and LSSC Crew!
@stevesanzari7294
@stevesanzari7294 Місяць тому
Love your Potato Chip Ear !
@ArksCovenant
@ArksCovenant Місяць тому
President Stephen Colbert. Has a ring to it 👍
@dudleyboycott7331
@dudleyboycott7331 Місяць тому
Love how the end tied it all up!
@EveryGameGuru
@EveryGameGuru Місяць тому
Everyone knows the world's problems would be solved with Jon Stewart as President and Stephen Colbert as VP
@elliechristie2498
@elliechristie2498 Місяць тому
Or versa visa……
@MHLegacy
@MHLegacy Місяць тому
And also have Barack Obama as Secretary of State, Bernie Sanders as Secretary of Treasury, Marc Elias as Attorney General, Arnold Schwarzenegger as the Secretary of Homeland Security, and Chuck Norris as the Department of Defense. No, for that last one, I did not forget to say "Secretary of..."
@mikejankowski6321
@mikejankowski6321 Місяць тому
I actually wrote them in one time.
@mikejankowski6321
@mikejankowski6321 Місяць тому
@@MHLegacy No, you meant to say Chuck Norris' BEARD!
@susansurles3776
@susansurles3776 Місяць тому
I used to think that.
@transcendentalidiot3321
@transcendentalidiot3321 Місяць тому
15 liters of wine now now legal for purchase in Florida? Get ready for some awesome "Florida Man" stories. 😄
@Lonewolfmike
@Lonewolfmike Місяць тому
I was listening to a Florida prosecutor on Meidas Touch channel and he had a "Florida man" story and he stopped and said "why are they always out fo Florida" or something to that effect. It was like "Why are they all from here and doing these stupid things??" moment.
@lisadeak5723
@lisadeak5723 Місяць тому
Florida: America’s trailer park
@charlenezevelykirby481
@charlenezevelykirby481 Місяць тому
ok but is there restrictions on how much wine you can buy in Florida? Not in Cali, we have our own vineyards, we won't be running out of wine, even without restrictions.
@micmacinact
@micmacinact Місяць тому
I find it fascinating that some areas (Countys??) are "dry" or very restrictive when it comes to the selling and buying alcohol in the USA. Here in my home State in Oz there are very few restrictions. For example, a 'bricks and mortar' retailer is allowed to sell 24 hours a day, every day if they wish to stay open for those times. Also, we are not restricted in the amount or type of alcohol that we want to buy in any one purchase. We can easily order on-line, again any time and any amount (and often with free delivery/shipping). Cheers all And yes, like most people, Aussies can be very obnoxious when drunk!!
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave Місяць тому
Florida man dead from alcohol poisoning. Quoted as saying, “bet y’all I can drink all this.”
@patriciamurfitt4590
@patriciamurfitt4590 Місяць тому
You were a wonderful host to those men 🥰 Everyone love Evie 💖
@gloriamaharaj4789
@gloriamaharaj4789 Місяць тому
Stephen 🥰 I really love you I wish we had more man like you and the 3 president
@lindaanderson7507
@lindaanderson7507 Місяць тому
I am so sad that our country is facing these issues. I hope and wait for the day when djt just goes away. We are all exhausted.
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому
Other people are exhausted about your sense of "humour". Please don't imagine that it is much better than the "humour" from the Trump-side. Sad americans.
@cindyneeper
@cindyneeper Місяць тому
This is my favorite segment followed by meanwhile
@rutgercolinkips7453
@rutgercolinkips7453 Місяць тому
Thank you Stephen Colbert, for some good oldfashioned fun. 👏🤣👏🤣👏
@JMcMac4t
@JMcMac4t Місяць тому
I thank the universe for those who dare speak the truth through humor~ MALA..Make America Laugh Again!
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 Місяць тому
President Colbert. Has a nice ring to it, quite frankly.
@brianhiles8164
@brianhiles8164 Місяць тому
_President Colbert..._ Very P.C., if you know what I mean.
@user-un6eu5uc5m
@user-un6eu5uc5m Місяць тому
It does!!
@d.b.1176
@d.b.1176 Місяць тому
He’s got my vote.
@santiagotorrezsegarra7790
@santiagotorrezsegarra7790 Місяць тому
I mean if Zelensky can do it...
@SleepyArcticBirds-ft4lb
@SleepyArcticBirds-ft4lb Місяць тому
Yeah… President Colbert🎉🎉🎉
@michaelromero1670
@michaelromero1670 Місяць тому
Stephen, you've been president since the Colbert Report 👌, you're awesome bro 👏
@LeCrenn
@LeCrenn Місяць тому
"Why weren't any of them wearing ties?" Hahaha! Exactly what I was thinking.
@Tina-qp7py
@Tina-qp7py Місяць тому
Fundraiser casual.
@mcpappysgolden
@mcpappysgolden Місяць тому
I live for these monologues. The best of any talk show host in my lifetime!
@xelamercedes
@xelamercedes Місяць тому
Clicking "like" for Obama's reply. Solid gold. P.S. ...watched to the end. Loved the tie bit. The pacing. I felt that one! 🧡
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому
Please do NOT imagine that your "humour" is more than just a tiny, little bit better than that of Trump-america. Thank god China 'll take over, sometime in this century. Some europeans (not only me) are SO tired of your issues.
@chrisyacoback6320
@chrisyacoback6320 Місяць тому
Very witty... the take the door it's a Boeing...came out of nowhere... Excellent. Thanks
@pearlrawson8636
@pearlrawson8636 Місяць тому
Happy Easter to Stephen Colbert and Louis Cato! Thank you for making us laugh during these troubling times.
@Jan-zv7ze
@Jan-zv7ze Місяць тому
GREAT JOB STEPHEN! YOU ROCK! You looked so good with our wonderful PRESIDENTS!
@jessetorres8738
@jessetorres8738 Місяць тому
I took a Gender Studies course at Texas Christian University (it's a real course & it's not as useless as people think), & I read in our textbook at 1 point that roughly 1 in 15 Americans (or about 7%) is openly in the LGBT+ Community, but only a fraction of them (about 1 in 200) are openly in the T category. So, for Republican politicians & Conservative media hosts their blatant attacks on the Transgender Community doesn't make sense (on top of being morally wrong), because they're attacking the minority group of a minority group.
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 Місяць тому
Teaching the followers that hate is acceptable...
@chewiebacka4377
@chewiebacka4377 Місяць тому
Which makes them really vulnerable to attack.
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 Місяць тому
They use identity politics to distract from the fact that they have no policies. As in, no economic policies to make your rent lower, pay higher, or life better. Democrats aren't perfect, but at least they have policy ideas. Policy Ideas 2024!
@rhuephus
@rhuephus Місяць тому
ha ha .. more fake facts, eh ???
@filonin2
@filonin2 Місяць тому
@@chewiebacka4377 ...which makes them ideal scape goats. It's like this guy can't put himself into the mind of a monster. If you can't understand your enemy you cannot predict them.
@MHLegacy
@MHLegacy Місяць тому
(4:48) Wow, I learned something today. "The first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the Vernal Equinox."
@jimslancio
@jimslancio Місяць тому
And thank you for using the correct term "vernal" equinox.
@MHLegacy
@MHLegacy Місяць тому
@@jimslancio Yeah, exactly! "Vernal" instead of "Chevy."
@lbednaz
@lbednaz Місяць тому
4/20 being Easter is a perfect match, smoke then eat all the candy!
@jeffheyer7783
@jeffheyer7783 Місяць тому
Bill to sell a bigger bottle of wine…. Glad to see our politicians are concerned about the big issues…
@joanfregapane8683
@joanfregapane8683 Місяць тому
Was great seeing Steven Colbert on stage with three great presidents!
@rickdalton1862
@rickdalton1862 Місяць тому
Three war criminals and one also being a pedophile 😉
@Mortthemoose
@Mortthemoose Місяць тому
I'm in the uk. Is it available online please?
@rickdalton1862
@rickdalton1862 Місяць тому
3 war criminals
@vanzc7920
@vanzc7920 Місяць тому
Congrats, Steven!!!! Fighting the good fight.
@jhetling
@jhetling Місяць тому
I'm so happy that Stephen took my comedy class back in the day. Look at how successful he is!😂😂😂
@gaflor44
@gaflor44 Місяць тому
They’re gonna be mad when Easter coincides with 4/20 next year 😊🍃
@joannamariaochoa6830
@joannamariaochoa6830 Місяць тому
THE TIE THING WAS EXCELLENT
@embreis2257
@embreis2257 Місяць тому
0:54 'I was. I was wearing a tie. I believe that means I'm president now.' oh, what an uplifting thought! the US would be a much better and brighter place for sure. the audience is not alone in wishing you were actually the president. 😘👏🤟
@terraflora7030
@terraflora7030 Місяць тому
Grow a brain
@kenbrown2808
@kenbrown2808 Місяць тому
I'd be a bit concerned, though. I mean, most presidents only have one monologue a year.
@macforme
@macforme Місяць тому
He'd have the G8 and the State of the Union in stitches.... in fact everyday would be a laugh riot...but dignified.
@ShishakliAus
@ShishakliAus Місяць тому
Nothing would change under a Colbert presidency. The rich would still get richer, the poor screwed. Just another centrist
@jacquelinethijsen272
@jacquelinethijsen272 Місяць тому
Those three are retired. You don't have to wear a tie after retirement.
@maryannchaisson6742
@maryannchaisson6742 Місяць тому
Yeah president Stephen!!😂👏👏🇨🇦
@vanessaraices8389
@vanessaraices8389 Місяць тому
Steven colbert killed it with his jokes,❤😂
@danielaraya4057
@danielaraya4057 Місяць тому
OMG the 3 ties 🧬🧬🧬 joke at the End Was Just Perfect. YES! YES! YES!
@roelanddirker6489
@roelanddirker6489 Місяць тому
What you (and not only you, in america, I'm afraid) call 'perfect' simply bores us almost to death. Just accept China taking over, sad americans (not only the 'red ones'), I might add as an european.
@TimLongson
@TimLongson Місяць тому
Easter is NOT of Christian origin; it is a FAR older pagan festivity that celebrates Eostre the Goddess of spring and fertility, whose symbols are rabbits & eggs as they represent fertility. The Catholic church hijacked this festivity, that started around 640 years BEFORE the birth of Christ, as a way to push Christianity on the "heathens". Have you never wondered where the name came from? Or why its symbols are rabbits and eggs that have nothing to do with crucifixion nor Resurrection, but everything to do with fertility?
@rhuephus
@rhuephus Місяць тому
umm .. not related .. but the "catholic" cult is responsible for more deaths in the name of their fake religion than both world wars...
@carinaraymond2
@carinaraymond2 Місяць тому
Lol I was wondering about that. Thanks for sharing!
@markstevens1729
@markstevens1729 Місяць тому
The history of Christians is anything but Christian.
@darnell2000
@darnell2000 Місяць тому
all of that is a fable
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Місяць тому
​​​​@@darnell2000So was Christianity. Didn't stop you from believing it though.
@karezaalonso7110
@karezaalonso7110 Місяць тому
The pastor of the church in Bethlehem also had a great message for Easter. He was discussing the US politician planning on dropping more and bigger bombs on the birthplace of Jesus. It's here on UKposts on the Democracy Now channel.
@nedludd7622
@nedludd7622 Місяць тому
Doing a fund-raiser for a political campaign shows us who really chooses who rules the country, and it is not the people.
@DaellusKnights
@DaellusKnights Місяць тому
The tie joke was a really long walk... but worth it 😂
@EricAllen8494
@EricAllen8494 Місяць тому
Don't forget DT was sued for walking in on Teen Miss USA contestants while changing.....
@rjpittman4510
@rjpittman4510 Місяць тому
"Your wife can" What a legend
@occamselectricrazor
@occamselectricrazor Місяць тому
great show at radio city music hall in n.y. my favorite part was all the protestors
@dilbertdoe601
@dilbertdoe601 Місяць тому
Kimmel has "Easter Dummy" in his thumbnail too. Great minds ...
@vsznry
@vsznry Місяць тому
I think their writers have a WhatsApp group lol
@MisssKayy
@MisssKayy Місяць тому
It always seems like they all have the same writers.
@user-un6eu5uc5m
@user-un6eu5uc5m Місяць тому
@@MisssKayythe big 3 definitely have the same writers
@istdochallesegal3427
@istdochallesegal3427 Місяць тому
Great minds? When it's THAT obvious?!? Just asking...
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL Місяць тому
Let's save democracy this November by voting blue down the ballot! Thank you to all who support transgender rights on Transgender Day of Visibility. As a bisexual, I'm proud to be part of the amazing LGBTQ+ community. #VoteBlue #TransVisibility #LGBTQ+
@stephenkennedy8305
@stephenkennedy8305 Місяць тому
If you really want to save Democracy vote Green.
@laurajarrell6187
@laurajarrell6187 Місяць тому
​@@stephenkennedy8305Unfortunately, to get an independent president who is able to get ANYTHING done, (pushed through) you have to start at the bottom. You may get a few things through, but they have to have enough votes from their party in the senate and house. It makes them essentially powerless. That's why we have only 2 parties. We should have more, in all branches. 💙🥰✌
@laurajarrell6187
@laurajarrell6187 Місяць тому
Dusty Jones, great comment! I'm a supporter, and learning! 💙🥰✌
@grmpEqweer
@grmpEqweer Місяць тому
@@stephenkennedy8305 The greens need to focus on running local candidates to grow the party. School boards, city and county administration, judges in areas where those are elected. ...You could be a local official; do it.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Місяць тому
And to the MAGAhats, don't forget to vote for Trump on November 28th. Don't listen to the Dems telling you that's not the election date. They're part of a Deep State cover up.
@audreywellham2413
@audreywellham2413 Місяць тому
The tie bit was great! ✨🤭😂
@barbaramedlock4337
@barbaramedlock4337 10 днів тому
During COVID I felt like crying and then something wonderful happened I watched Colbert and my spirits lifted
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