Tiktok's ONLY BOYS Will Understand

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Kallmekris

Kallmekris

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@lexiaries1991
@lexiaries1991 Рік тому
At first I thought Kris wasn't wearing a shirt and I was scared 😅
@Scotty.Rosencrance
@Scotty.Rosencrance Рік тому
Same-
@outsashag702
@outsashag702 Рік тому
same
@shanebeaver6265
@shanebeaver6265 Рік тому
Fr fr ong my guy
@wilmaberglund2670
@wilmaberglund2670 Рік тому
me to
@islathomas7528
@islathomas7528 Рік тому
Same :0
@chandlerryan1863
@chandlerryan1863 Рік тому
Pretty sure for the first video with the earbud he literally did random stuff that nobody of any gender would understand. Technically, he succeeded in confusing the girls, confusing the boys was the collateral damage
@angb6616
@angb6616 Рік тому
🤔
@akez7955
@akez7955 Рік тому
🤣🔥 bomb move tho
@juggawest
@juggawest Рік тому
Some idiots are PHONY! Old useless earbuds laying around & the fact EARPODS LOOK THE SAME JUST NO WIRE woops left caps. The spray is just these are old and may have a smell just a guess. (love your videos tried to message on tiktok but you don't follow me and I got no content.
@bonniepaora8664
@bonniepaora8664 Рік тому
"confusing the boys was just collateral damage" threw me overboard 😂😂😂
@myrkur8054
@myrkur8054 Рік тому
I mean I got it, he was just refering how your phone, and only your phone, goes in the right pocket, and literally everything else goes in the left
@da_big_gib
@da_big_gib 9 місяців тому
The "I'll buy the door" is a Call of Duty Zombies remark showing the highest honor of male respect
@bobfromslapgame2
@bobfromslapgame2 11 днів тому
First thing that came to mind ain’t gonna lie bruv
@rupertmiller9690
@rupertmiller9690 10 місяців тому
Glad this old man knows what "I'll buy the door." means. It's because of my son. Thanks, dude.
@Zaros2400
@Zaros2400 Рік тому
The “door” video was a reference to Call of Duty Zombies game modes. To open more space in a zombie map, you gotta buy doors after getting a number of points.
@legacyhill155
@legacyhill155 Рік тому
I WAS GONNA GUESS THAT! But I wasn't sure if I was right or not it's been so long since I played. Only og zombies.
@donnyisawesome
@donnyisawesome Рік тому
Everyone always wanted to hoard points for the mystery box 😂
@whyusomadd8231
@whyusomadd8231 Рік тому
What’s that one about guys smiling and laughing at girls or whatever the first one 😀
@mpr746
@mpr746 Рік тому
That is not a boys thing, but rather a gamer thing...
@Freya_Thuriaaz
@Freya_Thuriaaz Рік тому
but that s not even boy exclusive though I was hella confused
@SolarPeel
@SolarPeel Рік тому
I think it’s great Kris includes/mentions her editor Jay in, pretty much every if not all, her videos. A lot of creators like to take all the glory, even if the editor doesn’t want to appear they should at least get a fraction of the love and recognition that Kris gives to Jay
@alexiswhite8029
@alexiswhite8029 Рік тому
Yes totally agreed I love when he pops up and she always includes him it’s so funny I love them both
@aardvarks17
@aardvarks17 Рік тому
Honestly I’d love to see him in a video with her. He’s funny! ❤😂
@SolarPeel
@SolarPeel Рік тому
@@aardvarks17 oh yea! if they did a little video together in person, that would indeed be hilarious 🤣 we totally need a meet Jay video , they could do some 5 minute crafts together 😂
@ImNotDelusionalYouAre
@ImNotDelusionalYouAre Рік тому
Every and all are synonyms, I don’t mean to be rude or a grammar police but maybe you should say most, if not all instead of every, if not all. sorry.
@Tiger69420
@Tiger69420 Рік тому
I also like lixian and markipliers relationship
@The-Person-Who-Asked
@The-Person-Who-Asked Рік тому
5:09 that fawking Dora impression is incredible. Thank you, Kris, for making me laugh until my face hurts.
@JordanSlaugh-zc3qk
@JordanSlaugh-zc3qk 8 місяців тому
I just respect kris so much because she understands everyone and is hilarious and that’s what makes her so fun to watch and just over all a great person 😊🤣
@shadowman21282
@shadowman21282 Рік тому
the "eating a banana with the boys" one reminded me of an awkward eye contact moment I had while waiting at the station for a bus. A woman sitting across from me happened to be taking a bite of a banana at the same time I was absent mindedly licking the chocolate and foam from the underside of the lid from my cup of coffee... We both had that split second moment of eye contact, awkwardness, and a quickly diverted gaze.
@sanschmidt5457
@sanschmidt5457 Рік тому
lol the sparks are flying between the two of you xD
@aranyakushwaha8825
@aranyakushwaha8825 Рік тому
Damn... It was meant to be, son
@SmileyFunChic
@SmileyFunChic Рік тому
This made my day lol 👍
@luranetee
@luranetee Рік тому
Lmao
@delwarabegum2391
@delwarabegum2391 Рік тому
and thts how it started
@sfree1979
@sfree1979 Рік тому
Absolutely love it when her ADHD just shows up. All the sudden "I am so pale." Love you Kris!!
@destinycritcher3527
@destinycritcher3527 Рік тому
I know, someone finally understands my ADD/ADHD 😂😂
@TheAcaciaStrain1
@TheAcaciaStrain1 Рік тому
ADHD doesn't just "show up". Every single person ever that just is like "omg ADHD moment haha I'm so weird I just can't focus sometimes and randomly get distracted!" Is not ADHD. That's literally everyone. ADHD is a miserable thing to have and the distraction thing is actually only the tiniest part of what ADHD actually affects.
@fireRush34
@fireRush34 Рік тому
She has ADHD?
@eagleeyeskateboardsowner9251
@eagleeyeskateboardsowner9251 Рік тому
​@@TheAcaciaStrain1exactly at least someone understands its not an easy thing to live with your whole life
@TheAcaciaStrain1
@TheAcaciaStrain1 Рік тому
@@eagleeyeskateboardsowner9251 it absolutely isn't an easy thing to deal with. ADHD has some of the largest amount of misinformation out there about what it feels like to deal with it and what it affects in our daily life. It doesn't help that everyone is over diagnosed with it, and people like the original commenter think it's something cute or quirky to have, like it's a fucking personality trait
@johanrojassoderman5590
@johanrojassoderman5590 Рік тому
1:40 Jake's response was so heartfelt 😂 A fresh cut does feel nice. Every 6 months I wonder at how much time it saves in the shower, lol. 9:35 that's just me. When I sit still for extended periods I regularly stretch, just an urge that comes on. Especially the back rotation thing xD
@TheSkystrider
@TheSkystrider 7 місяців тому
I feel amazing after my daily fresh cut - shave my head bald and omg it's the best feeling! Confidence definitely goes up. Dudes out there, I'm telling you, bald is where sexy is at!
@StaK_1980
@StaK_1980 Рік тому
I love it when she suddenly switches to her British accent. :-) Sounds nice.
@GrilloTheFlightless
@GrilloTheFlightless Рік тому
I’ve been a guy for nearly 46 years and the vast amount of these went straight over my head.
@thumbdeadred
@thumbdeadred Рік тому
tbf most tiktok videos are aimed for teenagers, after all teenagers are so worldly and streetwise.
@zIJarIz
@zIJarIz Рік тому
That's the problem, you've been playing too long
@bovax6259
@bovax6259 Рік тому
Yeah, ... same here for me too
@musicjunkiie2393
@musicjunkiie2393 Рік тому
Im confused over a couple of these, like i swear they just did some random shit and said lets confuse the girls, shut up your confusing everybody. The towel one i have no idea though
@olofskivarp
@olofskivarp Рік тому
I'm 28 and same for me
@joshuamcshane7566
@joshuamcshane7566 Рік тому
Kris' shoulders and arms are looking cut! Must be all the spirits she's lifting with her compliments and wonderful content! 💙
@jaslynzahm6294
@jaslynzahm6294 Рік тому
YEA!!!!!!!!!!
@fuzzybee3233
@fuzzybee3233 Рік тому
simps
@aadenlloyd8191
@aadenlloyd8191 Рік тому
@@fuzzybee3233 just cuz you give someone a compliment does not make them a simp, but awesome content Kris! Keep it up!
@fuzzybee3233
@fuzzybee3233 Рік тому
@@aadenlloyd8191 u simp too
@aadenlloyd8191
@aadenlloyd8191 Рік тому
@@fuzzybee3233 bruh 💀
@FallenCloud.
@FallenCloud. Рік тому
Big ups to you Jay. You make one of my fave content creators much more brilliant.
@azaria_phd
@azaria_phd Рік тому
Kris unexpectedly complimenting me every video is something I didn't know I needed.
@taiusrooney603
@taiusrooney603 Рік тому
The bloke wiggling his leg was trying to unstick his balls without making it obvious 💀
@monstermob7830
@monstermob7830 Рік тому
Nah bro was rubbing it off
@gsas3012
@gsas3012 Рік тому
Stop blowing our cover dude
@lukemassey8990
@lukemassey8990 Рік тому
Lol I do it to
@_Blmanhwa_addict_
@_Blmanhwa_addict_ Рік тому
My innocence is gone now-😭
@AutomaticDuck300
@AutomaticDuck300 Рік тому
I thought he was trying to un-hard his boner. Although I live in a cold country so I never had the ball sticking issue.
@meekaaweekaa
@meekaaweekaa Рік тому
I'm a guy and I didn't even understand some of those TIkToks. And, every time you put a compliment in your video, it makes me feel very happy about myself. Thank you for doing that.😊
@angb6616
@angb6616 Рік тому
I don’t know you, but you have great style😊
@paulyisthename1498
@paulyisthename1498 Рік тому
I'll buy the door" is a reference to Call of Duty zombies. When you kill zombies they drop money, and that is used to open doors to the next area of the level. If you get more kills with knives or headshots, you will typically have more money, and when needed to get to the next area, you would say, "I'll buy the door."
@Jwall1310
@Jwall1310 6 місяців тому
"I'll buy the door" is a reference to being the first person to breach a room is the likeliest to get killed. Paying the price of being first = "Buying the door"
@divDev12
@divDev12 Рік тому
Every time Kris give us a complement, I legit feel a boost of confidence. Thank you for being who you are Kris!
@luxenthe_alien
@luxenthe_alien Рік тому
ik and that's why she's my fave yter tbh 😌😌😌
@Itzjustnat13
@Itzjustnat13 Рік тому
No you dont
@encycl07pedia-
@encycl07pedia- Рік тому
compliment* "Complement" means something different.
@TheSkystrider
@TheSkystrider 7 місяців тому
Complimenting people, especially guys, is rare and so valuable. I am MFW so I love complimenting women but because I wish women complimented me I do the only thing I can which is to compliment other guys. I love complimenting people. I really do wish more than just my Mom and Dad complimented me (I'm not a young guy). Everyone needs compliments but I sus that a lot of guys go eons without any compliments from women. Actually I used to get a lot of compliments from older women. I bet women want to compliment more but they've learned the wrong lesson that if they compliment a guy it will be misinterpreted - yeah maybe but you can deflect that - give compliments every chance, like 10 compliments in one day isn't too many! Sorry I ranted, I'm rarely concise. Did I make sense? I think there is an epidemic of men not being complimented by women enough. The impact would probably change the world. No doubt us guys need to do a bunch of things for women that we suck at, just sticking to that one specific thing here. Have a good day 💙
@champchad9742
@champchad9742 4 місяці тому
@@TheSkystrideryou're a wonderful person. Many times people get confused when I compliment them, like ok dude weird but thanks i guess lol. I live away and see my parents once every 3-4 years and i'm single... Stay strong, you're a king.
@Plush-Pile
@Plush-Pile Рік тому
I know you may find it weird or overwhelming how much this community loves you and appreciates you but you truly deserve it. You mean so much to all of us
@zoggyhuffson9499
@zoggyhuffson9499 Рік тому
@ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ 𖠳ᐝ So its not just me who thinks she's beautiful? (not a simp, im 12) love ya Kris! :D
@crazycatlady887
@crazycatlady887 Рік тому
@@zoggyhuffson9499 same
@buckboi0511
@buckboi0511 Рік тому
3:17 Yes Kris we do shift our shit when it is uncomfortable and in the wrong place
@sherrytaylor6226
@sherrytaylor6226 Рік тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deputyrook6232
@deputyrook6232 Рік тому
4:25 It's a CoD Zombies reference. in that game you have to spend points in order to gain access to most areas. "I'll buy the door" is just what you say when you have enough points to spare on that.
@ideal_introvert
@ideal_introvert Рік тому
It's funny how when Kris compliments us I look at myself and I'm usually mid eating something or I haven't showered/ no makeup on but it's still the confidence boost I needed lol. I moved to a new state and her videos are so uplifting since I haven't made many friends, love all your stuff Kris! It always brightens my day!😊😶‍🌫️🌞❤️
@fishy4873
@fishy4873 Рік тому
Darling I am sure you look absolutely beautimus without your makeup
@greenwave819
@greenwave819 Рік тому
a person who doesn't know you at all, making compliments to the entirety of YT, makes you feel better?? Plz tell me how that works to make you feel better?
@greenwave819
@greenwave819 Рік тому
I'm really trying to understand today's youth
@fishy4873
@fishy4873 Рік тому
@@greenwave819 it just feels nice kinda like if a stranger compliments your hair or your outfit
@Liesbeth22
@Liesbeth22 Рік тому
Uhu, sitting in my ph, hair messy, haven't showered in days, having a high fever and hardly able to stay awake 😂😂 But Kris likes the way I look lol lol
@dragonfire2246
@dragonfire2246 Рік тому
*Video starts* Me: HOLY- Is she-?? Kris: *pops up, showing her top* Me: Oh, thank goodness. I mean, I didn't think anything wrong.
@kyutiesbiggestfan1510
@kyutiesbiggestfan1510 Рік тому
@@HqPP7DEqTH sUs
@glitchedshadows
@glitchedshadows Рік тому
@ImAHqPP7boy SUS, VERY SUS DUDE
@dinosavage1222
@dinosavage1222 Рік тому
Abstinent
@dumbidiot20
@dumbidiot20 Рік тому
@ImAHqPP7boy sussy but i understand
@celestrius9197
@celestrius9197 Рік тому
Tbf that isn't actually sus at all because he is very clear about what he wanted.
@donnatumlinson2309
@donnatumlinson2309 Рік тому
You're groovy, Kris! Glad I watch your videos on both mom's phone, and mine... You're so fun!
@Giga1337
@Giga1337 Рік тому
Those of us guys who go ice swimming, when it's that cold after 5 or 6 minutes inside your balls feels like literal rubber balls with hair, it is such a strange feeling
@MrDopey32
@MrDopey32 Рік тому
Jay's responses. Lol. I'm with you bud. I'm a 43 year old man and half that shit I didn't know either. Haha Kris thank you, that was funny as hell!! Also Kris, have you ever dyed your hair red? Not super dark, but maybe a mix of red, purple with some blond streaks? I personally like the pixie cut, my wife has had one on an off for the last almost 16 years. It fits the frame of her face well and that's one of the many things that attracted me to her!
@arsena5209
@arsena5209 Рік тому
some of them were definitely jokes, making fun of similar tik toks that talk about things supposedly only girls and women will understand, so there's probably nothing to get about them haha
@AmbrotosArkhon
@AmbrotosArkhon Рік тому
@@arsena5209 Especially the one with the earbud and "I'll buy the door". The creators wanted to confuse women and they were successful.
@eat_pray_porg8450
@eat_pray_porg8450 Рік тому
SERIOUSLY, guys. Totally with you. I'm 48, and more than half of these, I felt like I was on the wrong side of TikTok! Also, (ADHD moment) I'm intrigued about Jay when he said "when I was on tour". I immediately thought he was a musician, but now I just have a mental list of follow up questions! Anyways, love Kris' videos and obviously like Jay's edits because he is integral to her successful videos! Peace, peeps!
@MeganKugs
@MeganKugs Рік тому
Have you seen any of her older videos where the tips of her hair is red? Oh man it’s so gorgeous I’d love to see her do that again or go all deep red. I like your ideas a lot!
@RawrTisMissy96
@RawrTisMissy96 Рік тому
The “I’ll buy the door” is referencing call of duty zombies and buying the doors to access the next area.
@laurapitts
@laurapitts Рік тому
We can all agree that Kris makes us all feel comfortable and we love it when she gives us those compliments. I know I do ❤
@GergelyGyurics
@GergelyGyurics Рік тому
I'm here for the compliments. As a single guy that's all you get for the week.
@Mjenneau
@Mjenneau Рік тому
@@GergelyGyurics a week? That's a generous guess mate
@GergelyGyurics
@GergelyGyurics Рік тому
@@Mjenneau well I can rewatch previous vids from Kris, so you could say I have canned compliments on my shelf. But without Kris? Yeah... A compliment every couple of months? Probably that one time you decide to wear a suit on a formal event.
@inepthornet3671
@inepthornet3671 Рік тому
@@GergelyGyurics you get compliments?
@GergelyGyurics
@GergelyGyurics Рік тому
@@inepthornet3671 mostly from Kris.
@scroom1202
@scroom1202 7 місяців тому
"I'll buy the door" He had to pay for entry. Buy it a nice meal maybe, too. Lol
@user-cx7qv1il8k
@user-cx7qv1il8k 3 місяці тому
I love how when the "how guys peek" video comes on I chose that moment to crack my back and neck I swear I'm alone in my room lol
@jadeb.642
@jadeb.642 Рік тому
First off, I want to thank you for just being you. I recently had covid and your video’s made the days go by easier and faster. They kept me sane 🤣 Also, my 10 year old daughter Lily would love if you said hi her. She’s gotten really good at imitating your character’s voices and accents. She’s been thinking about being Riley for Halloween 👻🎃 Thanks for all that you do to entertain all of us! Much love ❤️
@sim1887
@sim1887 Рік тому
Once she said “first off” I knew it was gonna be one of those comments everyone comments
@xo4205
@xo4205 Рік тому
@Thank me later 🅥 lol
@narinmoloudi3361
@narinmoloudi3361 Рік тому
@Thank me later 🅥 FUCK YOU SHE DIDNT
@LeeLeesBanter
@LeeLeesBanter Рік тому
ALL BOTS MUST DIE!🤬
@CheeseDealer08
@CheeseDealer08 Рік тому
@Thank me later 🅥 shut up bro 😂
@Dr.Dreidelz
@Dr.Dreidelz Рік тому
As a single, average looking man in 2022, I do not get complemented very much, and so I look forward to your intro every video. I know the complements are not directed at me specifically, but it truly makes me feel loved. I hope I can find a woman like you someday. Love the videos and never stop being Kris! 🥰
@greenwave819
@greenwave819 Рік тому
Kris complementing you means you are 1 step away from dating here. Complements are indicators of interest. now you just need to ask her out. go on friend, best luck shooting your shot!
@idontno0
@idontno0 Рік тому
Bruh if a random person on UKposts talking at anyone who watches makes you feel loved and complimented, never mind the fact she can't even see you, you need some help. Go to a bar and talk to some people... Lay off the internet and go outside. Take a dancing class, or yoga, do something dude.
@rigginsrallygirl
@rigginsrallygirl Рік тому
Ready to be slightly creeped out…I looked you up on Facebook so I can make this sincere… 1. Love your hair. The curls are amazing. 2. Your smile put a smile on my face. The beauty and sincerity of it isn’t common anymore. 3. You have lovely eyes. 4. From the few pictures I saw I would honestly say that if I saw you in a bar I would think “hey he’s pretty cute!” I swear I’m not some creep, lol. I hate that men don’t get the compliments they deserve unless they’re like Adonis hot. Women deserve more and so do men. Have a wonderful night and fantastic weekend.
@SabsDino
@SabsDino Рік тому
@@idontno0 it's just thanking her😊
@lucario2able
@lucario2able Рік тому
@@idontno0 bruh just stop. You need a therapist too
@elijahjohnson8442
@elijahjohnson8442 Рік тому
“I'll but the door” is a reference to call it duty black ops zombies mode, where you had to save up money to unlock other areas of the map.
@squirreltamer2548
@squirreltamer2548 Рік тому
1:48 ah yes, when your best friend has woken up before you.
@smallbrainshits
@smallbrainshits Рік тому
her into are getting better day by day ❤
@angelstorm3
@angelstorm3 Рік тому
Intro*
@infiniduck100
@infiniduck100 Рік тому
Damn bots
@TheEklipseGamer
@TheEklipseGamer Рік тому
This is just a bot spawning machine and also it’s ‘intro’
@Cryabtit_
@Cryabtit_ Рік тому
Help not everyone being bots in the comments 😭
@s6vix
@s6vix Рік тому
Kris can u believe all them spam replies?!? I swear these these bots are getting more annoying by the day!
@Critical_Mass
@Critical_Mass Рік тому
I'm a guy and didn't understand many of those, so many strange people out there. At home we call it ADEB "Attention Deficit Ewe Bug" because our kids would totally loose focus if they seen a bug. Love your channel and you being honest about life!
@praveenkumarkushwaha3826
@praveenkumarkushwaha3826 Рік тому
Buying the door is a reference to the game COD Zombie mode, where you get points for killing zombies and you have to use those points to gain access to different parts of the map (opening doors), so when someone says they are buying the door they mean they have enough points to open the door (using said points). Hope it helps.
@erinnebelt3422
@erinnebelt3422 Рік тому
One time my 19 year old brother said "I'm going pee" and my dad said "just remember if you shake it more then twice you're playing with yourself" That was the weirdest thing I ever heard my dad say 🤦🏼‍♀️🤭
@emmafeickert8855
@emmafeickert8855 Рік тому
Ok, I totally get the ankle itching thing! I have leg hair (haven't shaved in years), and wearing a sock over it irritates it. So, it gets itchy and needs a good scratchin. I'm pretty sure that's what the video at 9:02 is trying to say.
@fuse98
@fuse98 Рік тому
Your hair starts to hurt after wearing socks for long time, at least it does for me.
@emmafeickert8855
@emmafeickert8855 Рік тому
@@fuse98 Yeah, same! I totally get that
@charlacardy6794
@charlacardy6794 Рік тому
Can I just say thank you! I’ve been feeling just utterly depressed today and so in my own emotions and your videos NEVER fail to put me in such a better mood. I love you Kris and everything you do from your UKposts videos to your tiktoks. Never stop doing what you’re doing and being you ❤ And again, thank you so much ❤
@valpulaski8298
@valpulaski8298 Рік тому
Same here. Kris is my go to for feel better stuff. Which I've needed a lot more these days
@askaristorm9069
@askaristorm9069 Рік тому
Yeah same and the why they don’t need toilet paper I now understand why I would find piss on the floor, wall, seat, etc…. I could go on for longer than I wish
@KaroxNightshade
@KaroxNightshade Рік тому
Sweatpants guy's sack stuck to his leg, he was shaking it to try and free them subtly. We don't windmill like that after urinating, but we do shake it off. Paper doesn't really help because a little liquid usually gets left in the pipes and you need to get it out, if you know what I mean. Shrinkage ain't the only problem, the ole orbs like to pull up into you. Well, they try, it's usually dangerous if a ball actually gets back into the tubes.
@kennethbornert5090
@kennethbornert5090 7 місяців тому
Thank you for ALL your videos. Always down for "TACOS". Keep up your funny work. And yes, guys give it a shake or two- and put it away.
@crystalreynolds7433
@crystalreynolds7433 Рік тому
I just love how Kris switches accents it's really funny and makes up my day.
@JackDespero
@JackDespero Рік тому
I thought you meant tacos and I was like "hell yeah, I wouldn't want to miss tacos". With and without innuendo, it is worth paying attention to the phone.
@jpb730
@jpb730 4 місяці тому
"I'll buy the door" is a reference to Call of Duty Zombies, where to unlock additional areas of the map you have to pay a fee to open doors 😂
@ethancampbell245
@ethancampbell245 Рік тому
The one with the guy moving his leg back and forth could be two things Either something is sticking to something and needs to be freed from the pain that it is immediately Or something is on its way to sticking to everything and everything from the back and forth movement
@Brainr0tCNTRL
@Brainr0tCNTRL Рік тому
Honestly, I've been bed bound for a couple weeks with a broken leg and have been kinda hating myself. But watching your videos and getting complimented each time you start a video has been amazing, thank you Kris
@ryanjerue4830
@ryanjerue4830 Рік тому
“We don’t judge you for it. It’s fine a little funny but fine” 😂 also love how jay looked like he was ready to give up on life with some of these clips
@ronaldo1219
@ronaldo1219 Рік тому
Kris's compliments made my day today
@Georgieporgie09
@Georgieporgie09 3 місяці тому
“ is he trying 👋👋👋shift his shit?”🤣🤣🤣🤣im so dead
@alexisalex4767
@alexisalex4767 Рік тому
Its so nice to see that Kris actually reads the comments, and appreciates us. We love you, and I wanted to say thank you so much, this channel has become my confidence boosting channel.
@stargod3763
@stargod3763 Рік тому
@gamezar 💀💀💀
@onenote8846
@onenote8846 Рік тому
Харе играть , жизнь коротка
@mapotofu5292
@mapotofu5292 Рік тому
@GamezarebetterBroken 3 hearts at top now lol
@diqital_aviator
@diqital_aviator Рік тому
The only comment she did not heart
@just_guy4501
@just_guy4501 Рік тому
feel like crap? "watches kriss' video" feel good? "watches kriss' video" am i obsessed with kris? probably. thanks kris.
@greenwave819
@greenwave819 Рік тому
She's a solid 7/10. I'd say you'd can land her if ur lucky and work hard to improve ur game
@culanngouveia
@culanngouveia Місяць тому
"I got some of not of it, what?" will forever be with me
@depressedair733
@depressedair733 Рік тому
"I'll buy the door" is a cod zombies reference, where buying the door unlocks a new area
@alexnapier8925
@alexnapier8925 Рік тому
Anyone else scrolling through the comments for the answers? 🥰Love you Kris, thank you for being a content creator, you have a lovely energy, and as you can see from the comments, it helps many of us.
@estherhalbert7343
@estherhalbert7343 Рік тому
Yes
@rebeccah2767
@rebeccah2767 Рік тому
Um yeah
@nickmckinley7392
@nickmckinley7392 Рік тому
I'm a dude and I'm looking for answers
@DaisyA-04
@DaisyA-04 Рік тому
Yep
@Kxrman7231
@Kxrman7231 Рік тому
yea...
@Terminator879x11
@Terminator879x11 Рік тому
So the “buying the door” one is a reference to Call of Duty’s Zombies mode. In it, you start out in a room with a bunch of windows and locked doors. Each player gets points for damaging/killing zombies, and those points can be exchanged to open doors and enable the team to move throughout the map. Fuck I miss Kino and Ascension.
@Nintenoble
@Nintenoble 8 місяців тому
“I’ll buy the door” is a reference to Black ops Zombies I’m pretty sure. Opening d’ores costs points you earn
@Fruity52467
@Fruity52467 7 місяців тому
The bro who buys the door deserves everything
@THOBART05.
@THOBART05. Рік тому
4:26 is a reference to COD Zombies where you have to buy the doors to be able to go through them and progress.
@annies2341
@annies2341 Рік тому
I love how Kris embraces her adhd moments bc I just try and hide mine. Kris if u see this thank you ever since I started watching ur videos and seen how open u r about ur mental health and journey to embrace it I have been more confident about having adhd and not being ashamed of it. Thanks! And I mean it!
@vontrude3310
@vontrude3310 Рік тому
she has ADHD?
@annies2341
@annies2341 Рік тому
@@vontrude3310 yeah she says it in like every video but I guess if you don't really know what it is it's hard to tell.
@mystic_tacos
@mystic_tacos Рік тому
*NEVER* be ashamed of having ADHD!
@annies2341
@annies2341 Рік тому
@@mystic_tacosI won't
@wadeerwin3920
@wadeerwin3920 10 місяців тому
Kris, you are hillarious!! Cant wait to see you in movies.
@CHICKFILAGT
@CHICKFILAGT Рік тому
Kris we love everything about the things you do for us hopefully you don’t quit youtube soon but when you do I will be very sad but we have to respect it no matter what also let’s get you to ten million
@Shadowcasterp
@Shadowcasterp Рік тому
I once went on a double date with one of my friends in high school, and as far as awkwardness on double dates go, this was a maximum. We were going to a nice steakhouse that I fully intended to pay for on my own since I worked there as sous chef. My friend was being a little handsy and it finally got past the line when the food was delivered. His steak apparently was raw even though I saw how thoroughly they had cooked as he had asked for medium well. He slammed it down on the table and screamed in a terrible impression of Gordon Ramsay saying it’s fucking raw. Then after that, he turned right to his date and said well, at least there will be something raw waiting when me and you get home. I then asked him if he needed to go to the restroom and he went. While he was gone, I apologized to his date and took her home while leaving him there to pay for it. I brought my girlfriend back home and told her I’m sorry for such a disappointing evening and that we won’t do double dates again. Idk wtf I just typed this for but fuck it I’m posting it.
@CamoLoTiProd
@CamoLoTiProd Рік тому
don't worry, I do this type of stuff to my friends all the time. Ranting about things is fun
@daniellehamman7702
@daniellehamman7702 Рік тому
Dang language girlfriend!
@savagecupkates9194
@savagecupkates9194 Рік тому
@@daniellehamman7702bold of you to assume their gender
@daniellehamman7702
@daniellehamman7702 Рік тому
@savagecupkates9194 I have no idea why there is even a comment on this. My 4 kids have access to UKposts that I think may have commented. The only way I even saw this was bc I got an email you replied. As for gender assumptions. I could care less what ppl identify as. That's their business.
@elizabethwerstein590
@elizabethwerstein590 Рік тому
Those intros Kris does are keeping me sane. The depression is so bad right now. And I understood almost none of these lol 😂
@VanessaTheWriter
@VanessaTheWriter Рік тому
I've also had depression and I found a way out. Hope you do to ❤
@kallmekris
@kallmekris Рік тому
❤❤❤
@RealGodfromheaven
@RealGodfromheaven Рік тому
@@kallmekris ❤❤❤❤ I did one more so I think I won
@Edmar_Thorn
@Edmar_Thorn Рік тому
Right there with you, and as a guy.... yeah all the ones Kris didn't get... I didn't get either... >.>
@shannongoudelock8049
@shannongoudelock8049 10 місяців тому
8:31 he was watching cornhub and got an ad for “Jamie, 41, and single, just looking for a f*** buddy” 4.1 miles away
@MishelFayad
@MishelFayad Рік тому
Kris with no shoulder top is just too bright for my eyes! 🕶✨
@nihiluskarr2717
@nihiluskarr2717 Рік тому
The ankle scratching is because the leg hairs get pinched, pulled, twisted, and bunched up by the sock. Which makes the area tender and itchy after a long day. Technically it's something both guys and girls can experience depending on the amount of body hair they have.
@crweirdo8961
@crweirdo8961 Рік тому
And it's not limited to one area of the body, almost everywhere that I have hair underneath my clothes can have this issue, socks are just where it's most common and most annoying.
@itzac
@itzac 7 місяців тому
It's like toque hair, but on your legs. IY🇨🇦YK.
@nancyhunter8560
@nancyhunter8560 Рік тому
I didn't get all of them but boy, do I love the interpretations Kris is trying to explain to us the rest without having the video flagged is a hoot. Thanks for the deep, deep belly laughs. Jay, Thanks for helping our girl out. Love the tag team between you two. To everyone else, "Subscribe". 😂😂😂😂
@ferntheinkling
@ferntheinkling 8 місяців тому
“I know that from Seinfeld!” Honestly I learned a lot from that show 😂
@JustAJinx-ci6hg
@JustAJinx-ci6hg Рік тому
'Buying the door' is a Call of Duty: Zombies reference. Buying the door is literally spending points to open the door
@GalacticEmpire-sl2ij
@GalacticEmpire-sl2ij Рік тому
Your accents are always on point👌
@IHaveAToeInfection
@IHaveAToeInfection Рік тому
Ikr
@IHaveAToeInfection
@IHaveAToeInfection Рік тому
I feel like the only human here
@chillipepper9424
@chillipepper9424 Рік тому
There just not tho
@chillipepper9424
@chillipepper9424 Рік тому
They’re
@blue-eyesblackwolf6778
@blue-eyesblackwolf6778 Рік тому
@4:57 Yeah, but that shit hits different when you're standing up and doing it after holding it in for so long that you start dizzy.
@anthonyvaughan8852
@anthonyvaughan8852 8 місяців тому
Us dudes know that feeling when your in the middle of doing happy fun time, Someone yells your name tells you to come here, then you mood changes to anger.
@a7s_kosmos310
@a7s_kosmos310 Рік тому
„I‘ll buy the door“ is a classic 😂
@mariahlamb2983
@mariahlamb2983 Рік тому
I adore the blonde! I loved seeing you in extensions for that Rapunzel shoot. Regardless, I am sure whatever you decide to do with your hair will look bangin
@lordtimberstone
@lordtimberstone Рік тому
Would like to mention that the sock one pertains to having hairy ankles. If the hair is pressed down all day in weird angles then if feels itchy and weird to rub your ankle after taking off a sock.
@waspwrap1235
@waspwrap1235 7 місяців тому
7:03 they did a study in the Netherlands, where if they put a sticker of a bee on a urinal, it was shown to drastically increase accuracy when trying to pee. It’s just nice to have a little target, also, if there is shit in the toilet bowl, why not just get rid of it while you can
@jgreene6142
@jgreene6142 Рік тому
'buying the door' refers to the person who would, without being asked, by the door to open the next area of the map in zombies. Shout out to my real ones 💯
@RoryV7
@RoryV7 Рік тому
You've got me in stitches everytime Kriss, almost literally this time too, laughing too hard I fell over and caught my arm on the corner of the bench and cut it open 👍 job well done. The bit where you asked if we just whip it to dry it, I just thought about that "Whip my hair back forth" song, acted it out with my you know what while thinking about it and lost my balance. 🤣😂🤣😅 Ps; Looking good hun, 🙃
@mariahdibben4066
@mariahdibben4066 Рік тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jeremywatkins6304
@jeremywatkins6304 Рік тому
I love the fact that kris's ADHD mind just pops in like "wait. What. Ok. Let's do this. " I feel that on a spiritual level. Mainly because I know the struggle of ADHD sometimes
@Gokuxx487ttv
@Gokuxx487ttv Рік тому
the "ill buy the door" scene is an ode to any call of duty zombies game. :)
@devindodge8648
@devindodge8648 7 місяців тому
That intro made me smile thanks Kris sorry I don't have a good thirsty comment, but your hair is fantastic as per usual.
@dakotaflower9464
@dakotaflower9464 Рік тому
For the itchy ankle thing, ladies usually don't have hairy ankles. Wearing socks all day and being on your feet all day and then at the end of the day, being able to itch something that's been bothering you for the last 12 hours feels sooooo great!
@-UNDECIDED
@-UNDECIDED 10 місяців тому
Italian genes left the chat
@AcquiringHope
@AcquiringHope 8 місяців тому
Midwest gals have sasquatch season! It's like no shave November but longer!
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB Рік тому
1:35 The joke worked exactly as intended XD The joke is they’re doing a bunch of absolute nonsense, but pretending it’s just “a guy thing” when it’s not an anybody thing, to confuse people.
@danielrehfeldt
@danielrehfeldt Рік тому
The peeing in the toilet wasn’t about us struggling to aim, he was cleaning the toilet by aiming his pee. And the scratching your foot after taking off a sock isn’t just for tight socks it’s for most socks cuz we tend to have hairy legs because we don’t shave so it gets itchier.
@AlyxCat8100
@AlyxCat8100 Рік тому
I can only assume, buying the door is a reference to paying to unlock the doors in CoD Zombies
@tayahmead8365
@tayahmead8365 Рік тому
My mom nearly woke up and WOOPED ME for laughing too hard at 3am lol
@Guest09832
@Guest09832 Рік тому
Today I experienced something I thought I would never experience. But when I stumbled across Kris's channel she just made my day 20x better whenever I saw a vid from her Luv ur content Kris ❤️
@Ixcez
@Ixcez Рік тому
Late to the party but I believe the "I'll buy the door" is a reference to an old meme from call of duty's zombie survival mode where at the start everyone is strapped for money so someone buying the door to stop zombies from invading would be hailed as a truly selfless hero since they would then not be able to afford a good weapon.
@PhatBoi011
@PhatBoi011 Місяць тому
Hahaha I was compromised as soon as you flexed and he added the fart sound hahaha 🤣 classic comedy
@imogenlyons293
@imogenlyons293 Рік тому
I know you probably won't see this but thank you Kris for everything you do for us, you light up everyone's day giving those compliments.
@Villesburg
@Villesburg 7 місяців тому
You did not 😂
@Villesburg
@Villesburg 7 місяців тому
But I agree- the rest are just truly known by seein her charisma & energy. Introvs would have her as a peak rolemodel to hype on ✨
@brennen5515
@brennen5515 Рік тому
"I'll buy the door" COD Zombie reference
@i_am_supernowa
@i_am_supernowa Рік тому
When I got that refrence, that made my day
@BenJamInLemonPerson
@BenJamInLemonPerson 11 місяців тому
Ong that shit made me smile so much
@hannahbangs7287
@hannahbangs7287 7 місяців тому
“I’ll buy the door” i’m pretty sure is from Call of Duty (Zombies) or any video game ig where you have to “buy the door” to next to the next room
@andyhanson2623
@andyhanson2623 Рік тому
Out of nowhere “I’m so god damn pale” 🤣🤣
@beeeeeeeeeeg
@beeeeeeeeeeg Рік тому
5:04 R.I.P Kris’s neck 🥺 it will always be in our hearts ❤️ we will miss you 😭
@BlazinClips_
@BlazinClips_ Рік тому
scam😭💀
@juliaburke2398
@juliaburke2398 Рік тому
kris needs an award for being one of the only people that make me smile. Kris if your see this keep on doing what you do because your amazing𓆩☺𓆪 ᕦ😃ᕤ
@tasharamos109
@tasharamos109 Рік тому
Kriss u are so real it is really refreshing. Never change
@gabrielgrossman5624
@gabrielgrossman5624 5 місяців тому
"i'll buy the door" is a reference to COD zombies, you have to pay to unlock the door to the next area
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