8:57 Such an underrated JonTron quote.

*Wheez*

The finale Mexican 8:57

*screaming*

**toot**

That's so accurate but I think it was also the voice actors fantasies because they agreed to take part in this.😂

Trueman

And Don Bluth

dont forget the mary sue self-insert angelica

Don’t you mean titenic 🤣

How did I not notice this?

Nostalgia Critic's review showed the child getting saved, because that's what happened IRL

He drowned the child for the goofs

@@ArtTreyn hold the kid underwater for the meme

Children can be used a flotation device

P A R T why? Because I gotta

P A R T Y T I M E

Me too

“It’s party time wahoo” - Australian guy with a concussion

Same

+Necroxis I literally burst into tears after I realize that John hadn't edited the video.

+Necroxis Did you find it?

+Necroxis So this where that skit from YuGiOh abridged came from.

+Necroxis i think jon turned into hansom jack for that segment

+benjamyn therele Handsome Jacques?

Ducking legends

That was thoughtful of them. I wonder if it worked for the most part.

That's really depressing and haunting to think about.

"fun"

And their families were forced to pay for their suits and instruments after the sinking

Really? There's no shot of the characters staying still

@Ks-101 Yeah. What is this, Titanic CD-i?

The most ambitious crossover event in history

Good thing flex tape works underwater

That’s a lotta damage!

They could’ve saved the titanic if they had flex tape

That’s what the iceberg said

Extremely underrated comment. 10/10

Yes, KH is a sinking ship of a franchise

100th like, this comment is f*****g gold

As Tim Curry once said, “Wa haw! Wa haw! Wa haw!”

"Our Hearts will go on and onnnn"

The Rap Dog too

For real, straight Don Bluth

I'm convinced they managed to snag animation from another movie and traced/rotoscoped the motions for that part. It's just too good.

I’m fairly sure that this movie is almost entirely poorly mashed together asset flips. Somehow a concept of a Titanic movie with decent animation and character design was purchased. Then it was forcibly merged with random garbage and cheaply produced animation serving as connective tissue.

It received the Simpsons sitter treatment of a few seconds of fluid animation

+whoisthisscottperson CAN'T FORGET THE FLYING EGGPLANT

Tensions were high with the Herman Munster guys :p

+whoisthisscottperson WOW 1910 times were SCARRRRIEEEEEEEE!!!!!

You could've called this game Bird vs. Camel

Don't forget the flying eggplants... Man, 1910 times were SCAAAARRYYYY!

DOOT

+Jesus Espino 🎺🎺🎺

+1Kenny30 I'm crying from laughter X'D

+1Kenny30 i fucking cant

The voice crack of the mice was art

ARE YOU CRAZY

Lets be honest this movie was not well enough made to deserve such a plot twist

@@busyg67 it's nice to pretend, makes it easier to cope with 😂

And she somehow invented the rapping dog

Anyone know the name of the song that starts at 1:38?

Can I help with the sequel "The legend of the battle of Verdun"?

@@akisa7865 Sure

@@akisa7865 aint that the prequel?

Shame we will never know what really happened in the mystical city of Stalingrad

@@radekchrabota Nah, *we* will tell you the real story. Spoiler alert: It involves a lot of singing communist polar bears.

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, and anyone could make something that was so garbage, it should have imploded on release.

Xip it should have been canceled.

@@demodragon6426 Definitely.

pardon me, but the reason I think the titanic is so famous is because they thought it was unsinkable. There were ships that had way more casualties.

Sparkly Donut the ship is more famous because of its sinking and how it sank, I know this might sound wrong but it’s weirdly cool and satisfying to see the Titanic sink, it just looks so cool, (I’m not saying that the deaths were cool or satisfying I’m talking about how the ship sank)

Legend of the tittan

Legend of the gate

💀

DUDE 💀

You did not just…😨

What bothers me more is that his eyebrows are black, which means he specifically dyed his hair orange so it wouldn’t match his hair

Best line.

I cannot stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

+Marth Nah, I think the " I can still hear the screams pa-pa" bit was pretty great

+PatarCreation s (PatarCreations) Every JonTron line is great, I think everyone can agree on that.

Also that part with "Let's hope it's a smooth crossing. *Does suspicious eyebrow shit*. I honestly couldn't believe that was in the actual movie. "Uhhh, the fuck? Do you know something we don't?"

Everything went to shit through out the whole movie...

thatpersonwhoplaygames That too, I just meant that I couldn't stop laughing when it came on.

I understand, and I agree too. But this whole thing made me laugh on how much the movie sucks! XD

thatpersonwhoplaygames None of it makes sense XD. If Disney found this, the "director" would be in a world of lawsuits.

To me, this movie was some kind of competition. Like if the director said to a group of kids"hey kids! We are going to make a movie about the titanic! So I need your help by sending in your scene, and character ideas. Make sure you get your parents to help you! The winner will get their scenes implemented into the movie!''

Also the Captain in this movie is identical to the captain from the real Titanic.

@@darthmaul7434 Sooo...they DID do their research? Kinda makes you wonder why they even made an ANIMATED Titanic movie instead of more of a documentary or something. In fact I think they did less research for the live-action adult movie than the ANIMATED KIDS MOVIE.

@@garrettfairley2212 what do you mean? The James Cameron 'Titanic' movie was pretty thorough & accurate (minus the love story of course)

@@DodgyDaveGTX Sorry I shouldn't have said that since I haven't seen the live action one. Sorry for saying that.

@@garrettfairley2212 sanest person in the youtube comments

Ah

Can relate.

Am I living in a box Am I living in a cardboard box

Yes.

Bruh.

You mean paparazzi

...no I don't think I do

ʟᴏʟ

What kind of social interaction did i just fucking witness?

Let's not forget the fitting german accent

I mean… lol he named it Titanic… why would he do that?

Logic

exactly

CUPBOARD

Etor Christie whenever he says angelica i think of Angelica from Hamilton

+Christopher Vereshagin From the makers of Titanic: The Legend Goes On comes Schindler's List: A Magical Journey.

9/11, the towering tale

#SchindlersFist

Nanking: City of Friendship

From the guys who made Jonestown:Kool Aid edition

Pope’s gay

POPE’S GAY

He did not sacrificed his street cred, that is how he earned it

I loved how no one walking by cared even a little. I mean, they looked, but they just accepted it and moved on.

Its New York. I'm sure they see things like this all time

@@Cheesecake_lover360 Exactly. No one would lift an eyebrow there. You have entire streets closed off due to filming in NYC without incident.

Haha to be honest you could probably walk through the absolute worst neighborhoods in existence like that and most people would give you a wide berth. Especially if there wasn't a camera. Meth strength is real. You don't mess with meth/crack strength.

"And our skin"

"And our organs"

"And our everything"

@@thejokermain4512 and turned us into horribly irradiated fallout 4 creatures

@@emilp6097"and destroyed our livelihoods"

Just gonna put this out there, but "prior" means before. So "in a few years prior from now" doesn't make sense.

Funny you mention it. I'm making "the French Revolution. The fable of ton of deaths and horrible circumstances reborn."

So just grave of the fireflies then.

Akira the prequel

"The myth of Hiroshima" will probably be soon a title for another conspiracy theory UKposts video at this rate

The titanic is one thing but the genicide of a whole city...

Too much Titenic for papa Jon.

***** Oh yeah. I know it's hard to believe, but it is a hundred, no, A THOUSAND times worse than this one! It not only butchers the story of this tragic event, but it downright takes all the tragedy and throws it into a meat grinder. It makes the rapping dog look good. THAT bad.

***** I know right?

+pikaace I hope he does review it. I like this review of the movie better than NC's review of it,s o i would love to see how JT would take "Magical moon beams" and "There's one thing I"m not, and that's a racist~"

Doom Breon Yeah a small part of me wants to see his reaction too XD

It was the best of times and the worst of times.

Or _Missle Scare: the Legend Goes On._

The funny thing is: this book really exists. It's about hitler teleporting in our new age and becoming a famous Comedian. The title of the Book is :er ist wieder da (transl. He's back again)

Hiroshima and Nagasaki: The Legend goes off. I will go know.

Sandy Hook: The legend goes on

+Iare RubberDucky what is sandy hook

Me to

mr. animate *too

New York is such a cess pool

Exact same thing here in London

Their mayor is a literal rat king, what do you expect

I don't know how many times I come back to this when I need a laugh

20:11 especially

hi :D

Creeps!!

It gave me a drowning guilt of regret.

omg you watch jon :)

+CreepsMcPasta My man Creeps watches Jon? Fkin awesome!

+TheNerdPerry Just remember that "It's party time, yeah it's party time!"

+legofreak446 sure saved the vets bill for smothering him.

+TheNerdPerry I honestly couldn't stop laughing for so long

legofreak446 At least 101 Dalmatians survived

+XTornado01 101 what!?

BigGamer 13 yes

That's a lotta daaamage

I sawed this boat in half!

WAIT MAYBE HE SAWED THE TITANIC IN HALF! "I SAW THIS BOAT IN HALF!"

Multiple coats applied*

"It is good to see you up and about. You've been in your cabin the whole voyage."

@@DistractedGlobeGuy I bought the ticket I’ll do what I want

@@pillowcasecorner7519 "YOU CAME! AFTER ALL THIS TIME..."

@@DistractedGlobeGuy “Max Seidelman, Philadelphia PA.”

@@micahdadbeh5955 The boats are gone--all gone! It's the Judgment time! The Maker! The Maker!

Drake Vegas 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

YYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

That made me laugh harder than I care to admit.

I love you

Drake Vegas AY LMAO! Man, after reading that I'm a total wreck

I Sawed the titanic in half with this ice saw

Screams at the stupidity of people in agony

StarVolt Nexus r/wooosh

DarkDragon 77876 the reason why he’s so obsessed with sawing boats in half is because of the failure of the first test drove him to insanity, and yet that insanity was what helped drive him to creating the flex tape we use today.

Are you implying that Phil Swift is immortal? Amazing. 😔✊

In someone else's digestion*

Happens all the time lol

Thqt's only because he was stunned he never heard of this masterful canine artist who was snubbed by our speciesist culture !

And what about how he says “What the fucking FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK”?

@Noece Coyello peepo?

@@honarpalani7327 I think they're talking about black people.

0_0

JonTron: *WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!?!*

As soon as the dog was rapping and I realized it I fucking lost it

Let's just take a moment to acknowledge this guy took time to memorize the lyrics

@@unfilteredtruckistanian8637 oh trust me its burn in your mind as soon as you listen for the first time.

Sam O'nella?

THE BOOZIEST OF BEAT EM UPS

+KrysysDaPro _ ti-ti-ti-ti-titenic

Thanks god, I'm not the only one.

+KrysysDaPro _ *Bougiest

They could of called this game bird versus camel and no one would of argued with you.

A bag of chips we can only hope

Life of pi Every creature but a lion and a boy died

@@brandonfoley7519 Tiger

Even the geese and raven?

A bag of chips, No not the rapping dog!

Haha

+dinoking79 America: the stupidity goes on

+Harlyn Carter Wait, there was already a pearl harbor film.

+MysteryMii215 Yeah. And that was bad enough. We don't need another

+CidGuerreiro1234 With the happiest of endings were nobody died

Donald Trump did 9/11

+VulpesVulpes42 nah, nah Bush did it

Mini Gamer That's what Donald Trump wants you to think.

VulpesVulpes42 haha

***** Impossible!!! Dora is Illuminati Spongebob is Illuminati Illuminati is anti-American Trump is American Trump did 9/11 Therefor spongeboob and dorah did not do 9/11

i sure wish it was

Oh, god I could see this a Wattpad story.

@@SeriouslySamuelyearsago Same, I see it now the Disney classic with the title "A Magical Voyage" by : Belle91

Man, Wattpad is weird

@@harperthomas1477 especially the Yaoi stories

729

Appparently, one person picked some up.

+Corny Yeah.

Well now 4 more people ended up in someone else's digestion.

+NValverde1992 *3

The movie is pretty horrifying. So yeah, Halloween episode.

He says mouse, so maybe he was trying to rhyme.

Our house In the middle of the sea

I mean, it is basically Cinderella for the whole sequence.

Especially the one little mouse

@@Nikyukuro that was where we used to rap

Ikr!

Yeah, with a bit of Cinderella thrown in!

JazzVee360 yup

Call me Seve it’s belle, Cinderella, and whoever you’re talking about from Anastasia

@@randallthescandall7029 They're talking about Anastasia from Anastasia

You’re not forgiven...

Hypnotic Skull bruh

It’s not your fault blame your culture

@@benduford3746 It's not culture This is when you Watch too much Disney and believe too much in yourself There is a limit on believing in yourself and if you cross it this happens

Ma salve

And it got to sing a song.

+Gasoline85 A cover of 'Ice Ice Baby' perhaps?

+The President Literally the shit

+The President You know what's hilarious? SNL actually once did a parody of what a Disney movie about the Titanic would look like, and that ship actually did talk! And the villainous ice-berg was voiced by Whoopie Goldberg (not really though, just in the skit). And then the Titanic and the ice-berg have a climactic sword-fight. I swear, I'm not making this up!

YOU HAVE. TO GO. INSIDE.

the coat is pretty average length tbh.

Well... to be fair, the NC did do a pretty good review of Food Fight himself. Honestly I hope they borrow from each other more. Having two reviewers takes on a bad movie reveals more laughable aspects that the other may not have covered, or even potentially funnier jokes.

+Emmett Krantz Nostalgia Critic and Jontron crossover confirmed?

+Ivan Crespo Gomez omg yes

hhhiiissssss

+Davionn Gray He might be, actually. He has been working a lot. Jon is a perfectionist, so he probably puts a shitton of effort into what he does.

Where’s william= wait, where’s high five?

"William, have you heard of the high elves?"

"No sign of 'em"

@@maxthepaladin2147 Must've been the wind

The fact there are replies to this in 2020 makes me happy

+Bluemagus There's a sequel to the other? The other one... that has a giant squid, right? And shark gangs?

Shawn Heatherly Yes. There is in fact a sequel to the other one with the Giant Octopus and the Talking Sharks. And it involves Atlantis. You probably think I'm joking. Like This is some elaborate serious trolling attempt but I am dead serious. Dead.Fucking.Serious.

Bluemagus Oh, I believe you. Quite frankly, trolls aren't creative enough to think of that. I'm happy at the thought of seeing JonTron review such a... unique film, but also shocked that the first movie did well enough to make a sequel happen.

+Bluemagus I believe you. That's too stupid to make up.

+Bluemagus how the fuck do you even make a sequel out of the Titanic xD

"Please help! Someone is shooting people at a bar!" "I thought I told you to stop calling this number"

Didn't that actually happen? Like, wasn't an iceberg warning ignored by the Captain that night, or did I misread that?

@@russellgxy2905 no, a change in shift between two captains occurred with the previous captain having the only keys to a case that held the only binoculars at the captain deck thing. The ship was also too thick to have been sunk by the iceberg but during construction a large part of the ship's left side was burned and damaged but wasn't repaired because the trip was delayed a lot already and HAD to go or the people who made the ship would go bank rupt. So they hid the damaged part of the boat, set sails, couldn't see the iceberg from afar and when they could there was no time to avoid it so it strucked the damaged part breaching the lower deck. The crew also didn't help by fueling the ship's engine more and more heating up and being destroyed. The reason the ship broke in two was because the front was filled with water and the heavy ass engines were placed at the very back of the boat snapping it in half. It all could have been avoided if either the boat was fully built and was perfectly balanced (engine unbalanced it) or if the captain didn't take the keys to the binoculars. Also jack never existed. Edit: they hid the large burnt part by docking the ship on its right side

@@russellgxy2905 Interesting fact, the SS Californian did stop for icebergs and sent out warnings to other ships to stop. Their signal was so loud that it disrupted Titanic's communication and were told to shut up because they were busy. Ten minutes after the Californian shut off their radios, the Titanic was hit by an iceberg.

The most hilarious part of that is the implication of calling for help and getting the wrong number

i was happy...

1910 times were scary (if you weren't white)

The worst part about it is that's it's not even historically accurate. The british didn't have any problems with discrimination. Only America had those problems as far as I know.

strawberry pancake no, no, pretty much every problem for all of history has been based upon international discrimination. Not always the same type of discrimination, but there’s always discrimination

@@thejamestersmine not against mexicans. The rest...

JordanTJM is no one else gonna comment about how he said "only America" like we aren't the bad guys we just saw what other people were doing and we just said "screw it" but to everyone we'll always be the bad guys.

Legends of Evil: The Experiments of Josef Mengele.

Tall Tales of Terror: Unit 731

Is it bad that I don't get it?

@@vanessaaiselbrown3521 Speaking as a Chinese person, probably. Google is your friend, though.

The Adventures of Augusto and friends: the Legends of Chile

i was thinking this as well, the algorithm clearly has sick, twisted sense of humour lmao

My guess is that if someone watches something that the algorithm could connect it to any major event, it recommends it. I have the feeling a lot of Fallout fans had Lanius pop up in their suggestions after the Hoover Dam blew

@MicrowavedAnika The Sequel to the other Titanic movie is a fever dream that makes me wanna kill myself

Don't forget the magical dolphin tears that give you Pocahontas powers.

How high was the person who greenlit those movies

The one where it was just an orangutans stand is even weirder

Oh yeah that Titanic movie with a giant Octopus and evil sharks? That movie feels like something in another dimension, plus it's sequel...

Oh, I would do that...M-my youtube channel is gonna be interesting..

Oh I dunno... have you seen brandon rogers? He literally goes running around in his underwear and gets kicked out from places

H3h3. gay ass Brandon Rogers, uhhh filthy frank before he died. Idubbbz, so no, not only jon

@@CareyOnShipmate Papa franku's weeaboo run

@@rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 exactly

They did. Humans learned to rap from the descendants of the canine survivors.

+Tony “Haxt” Hakston XD

Hello, My name is Jackson Mathews I am a historian and have studied the Titanic for years. So yes there were dogs on the titanic 12 in fact only 4 survived.

+Tony “Haxt” Hakston come on guy didn't you know that's also why black people call each other dawg

+why unfortunately no.

"They got to the point fast. Sank that son of a bitch right away"

"WHAT THE FUCKING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCK"

Having to watch scenes from the movie actually makes it harder.

Agreed

I'm still waiting for the other titanic movies

I sense that it is a strong, unbreakable bond, one that can never be broken, you sir, I salute 🙋

Actually the bond snaps in two. Just kidding!

+Tyboroth My reaction was more along *"There's no fucking way this shit is actually in the movie... Is it? Is it? Holy shit. It is."*

+Kiubier you and me both brother