Michael: This is my girlfriend Lily, and this is her girlfriend Poki.

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Me: unfortunate choice of words...

Michael: "CONTRACEPTION IS SIN" Lily: *Concerned laughter*

I can't wait for Scarra's villain arc where he's the only one in the video opening all the packages regardless if they're for him or not

Scarra: “SEND ME SHIT!” *Very poor choice of words*

Lily: "you've never given me a reason to flinch" *Literally Toast tying her and the others up for the escape room 2 videos ago*

Poki: Friends are like stars, they shine the brightest when the sky is darkest. Toast: *Well yeah whatever take a nut* 14:28

Ngl I'm kinda disappointed Michael didn't get any weapons, but everyone saying nut kinda evened it out.

Toast gets at least one love letter every unboxing and i like it

Scarra is underated af, pls everyone send him stuff and show him love

I swear to god I'm loving Scarra more and more, man needs more than he has

Toast and Scarra: “Look, Oreo Wafers!” Poki: “Look, more plushies!” Lily: “these wafers are really good” *the specimen*: “there is lube everywhere”

Toast's sister is named Jenny so I can see why he doesn't like Jennifer

The best storyline in all of OfflineTV is Pokimane's continued attempts to seduce LilyPichu.

i love poki and lily's relationship. its so wholesome! girls supporting each other. Its so cute

Scarra: send me shit Everyone: *well if you insist*

I love how Toast at the beginning has a new badass look but as he puts on more stuff from the mail he slowly starts looking like a lesbian grandma

I love how Toast is like "Kowalski, analysis" to Yvonne every time there's a Twitter handle to investigate.

box: "Lay flat before opening" Micheal & toast: Opens it sideways

Scarra: "send me shit" Me: *you know the rules, and so do i*

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Be careful what you wish for...

Scarra: "Send me sh*t." Me: *You fool*

Scarra: This one said read off cam. Everyone: Understandable.. so read it on cam.

The Death Nut finding out that he has another volunteer for tribute in Michael: "This pleases the nut."

Michael playing Lily's song on the stylophone was adorable.

Toast: *Love letters* Poki: *Books* Lily: *Cute stuffs* Micheal: *Weird shts and condoms* Scarra: *Pity gifts*

Scarra: why do ppl think that's your product, you stole it from china Michael: well china stole it from somewhere else "China stole it from somewhere else" - Michael Reeves, 2021

*Opens furry book* Michael: This is *my* bible.

Scarra "Send Me Shit!" He just opened a can of worms, didn't he?

Poki: Friends are like stars they shine the brightest when the sky is darkest.” Toast: “Well yeah whatever take a nut.”

"Who gives a sh!t about Calgary?!" Damn I felt that.

As a Brazilian, Scarra's unawareness for Bis causes me great pain.

Michael and Poki agreeing on people shitting their pants in order to never get away from their setup is quality

I genuinely get sad that Scarra gets so little. If I had the money I would definitely send him something. That person who got him the bulbasaur had the right idea.

The guy who sent crinkle: "I'll f-cking do it again"

Genshin Cathedral soundtrack while reading furry book was fitting

Lily: “yea you give me no reason to flinch” *JOKE*

can't wait to see them expend their privately funded armoury

Scarras my favorite! 😆 Lily’s like: “it’s a start up wellness company do I shout them out?” Scarra: “NO”

Scarra covering Michael when lily asks why he knows about crinkling 😹 He mentioned crinkling as soon as scarra pulled out the book in the last package

I haven’t seen offline tv in 6 months and toast looks like he’s a mafia boss now like what😂😂

Scarra is a cutie I love him sm . Even though he doesn't get much things he still sits with his friends with no jealousy and laughs with them. That's real friendship Also protect this pure soul

Toast: WHY ARE YOU FLINCHING? Michael:Instantly looks back and reachs for lily MY HEARTTT

17:55 i think this is the most i've ever heard michael laugh and its over a poop joke

"Girls in nursing school are the freakiest" As someone who's engaged to a med school student, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

DAMN TOAST, I’m bouta buy this mans non-existent onlyfans

Can we talk about Michael’s catch 13:37

Lilypichu acting depressed and the gang just like "wtf" xD

Okay, but Michael playing the Stylophone is something I did not expect.

Lily’s like “you think I’m cute 😊” Lily that is your whole brand.

The funny thing is I found otv through micheal reeves, well it started with me being in a depression and I am really into science and electronics. I found micheal's "pissing robot dog" video and I knew I found something to help with my sadness, his videos made me so happy, and then I found out him and lilypichu were together, and ive heard of lily, through genshin, music and old among us videos. so i started watching lily's videos, I was finally getting out of my depression because I found some new content creators that made me happy. Later on I heard lily mention OTV, and I've seen people from OTV in her videos. so i looked it up and I started watching those as well. Everytime im sad I watch OTV or lily or micheal and it just fills me with joy. I am starting to watch more of other people in OTV's videos as well and I'm falling in love with everyone in it! Thank you OTV for making the hardest time in my life the new best.

Scarra is honestly so underrated, my fav in otv

oh my god it feels like forever since they did an unboxing, LETSGO

I like how the description has everyone's link except lily and has "cute asian artist girl" in her place

I like seeing the other members get normal packages 99% of the time and then Micheal gets the weird stuff

“Our next unboxing will not be on Christmas” *nervous laughter*

Michael: there's lube everywhere Poki: EW Protection Michael: CONTRACEPTION IS A SIN I love this duo

“That’s called trauma” “It is trauma” *traumatic laughter*💀😂

2:12 Toast is like, "ouhhhhh. she a cutie".

scarra: "Our next unboxing wouldn't be on christmas." well, that didn't age well

Everyone: yo, these Oreos are pretty bomb. Michael: oh god, there’s lube everywhere.

The description saying "Future cute Asian artist" is too good 🤣

Michael never ceases to amaze me.

14:54 this line out of context 😂😂

Poki: *reading a furry ff* The background music: *Genshin background songs when you enter a church*

Poki: "Friends are like stars, they shine brightest when the sky is darkest" Toast: *yea whatever just take a nut*

Michael is the exact embodiment of "Leo Valdez" character from Percy Jackson and the Olympians series.

Toast got most mail than thing Also Toast: I'm sus

Ok, how about next time we ACTUALLY send Scarra a shitload of packages? I'm french so there's not much I can do from across the sea, but i'm counting on you Americans to send him as many packages as possible, because he deserves it!

thank you all for the gifts as always 💖😊😊 merry christmas, happy new years & happy valentines day LOOL

13:16 the mondstadt cathedral theme kicked in lmao

I love the unboxing content of OTV. There's even a gift for, Rae awww 🥺

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT" how much y'all willing to bet he's getting a literal (hopefully toy) shit?

"yeah you've never given me a reason to flinch" lol reminded me of Angry Scarra

I wasn't sure if we'd keep up the "no packages for scarra" meme for this long. I'm proud of you all. Keep up the good work

"we are allowed to see it, you guys arent" proceeds to show it a way we can see the picture through the paper

kinda wanna send something now, lol

i hope i can see scarra receiving more gifts on the next unboxing video!! love the community ♡♡

Scarra: "We promise the next unboxing won't be on Christmas" Next unboxing: Christmas...

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Me: *remembers second unboxing with Michael where two different people sent him literal shit*

Scarra: "SEND ME SHIT!" Me: *shits into a box*

20:52 "I think we could do like 300k likes if we really tried." That comment aged very well.

Michael: CONTRACEPTION. IS. SIN. Lily: WeirdChamp

Poki: Friends Are Like Stars They Shine The Brightest When The Sky Is Darkest Toast: Well Yea Whatever Take A Nut 14:28

Scarra's last words: "Send me shit!" well.... that could be unfortunate.

OTV when Lilly refuses to eat the nut: “Your membership to the -continental- otv family has been by thine own hand, revoked.”

Soo whens the one before Christmas

"Still remember the chip from years ago?" "That's called trauma." "It is trauma." *traumatic laughter*

Just an FYI: the Oreo flavored snacks they got are called Bis, a very popular Brazilian candy snack. It consists of some layers of wafer and chocolate covered in chocolate (the basic ones, there are more flavors now, like Oreo, white chocolate, and some limited ones). Pronounced as “bees”, it means “to repeat, to do something one more time”, mostly used after some kind of performance. For example, when talking about a concert, we can say that “the public asked for the bis at the end so the band came back and sang one last song”. The idea is to say that the snack is so good that you’ll keep eating it again and again until there are no more left. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk on BIS. Greetings from Brazil.

Michael's kryptonite: *The Cringle.*

Toast is slowly turning into an e-boy.

Everyone: weapons Toast: love letters

Michael's face of sheer pain when Lily was reading the furry book. Very similar to mine. Just nothing but pure disgust and curiosity as to who the hell could come up with such a disturbingly weird story.

I love the fact that when the guy was proposing and telling Imane that he was single, she was in a Red coat playing with butterflies.

Scarra: I promise our next unboxing video will not be at Christmas. *2 months later* You’re running out of time Scarra…

the unboxing series is my favorite

Lily: "What's on your face?" Michael: "Uh Imposter. Imposter black."

I'm glad to see that toast dude become a badass.

“Toast is doing that tsundere thing again” - Scatkkuno 2020

"Guys would you like to go to a Furry convention?" Everyone: YEEESS Michael: *no* Truly a certified gamer moment