Wilbur: “I just killed a chicken” Tommy: “Are you a psychopath?” Tommy: *proceeds to kill Ranboo multiple times*

Ranboo: *breathes* Tommy: "And I took that personally."

*The word “Verjina”* Tommy: *That’s the funniest shit I ever heard*

there's so many tommyinnit quotes in this one video. "this is my thinking palace." "wilburrrr your stream looks a-okay" "stop spending time with women and start spending time _time traveling_ " "why are you screaming, ranboo?" "verjina is poggers" "age sixteen and mining rocks for an old man." "tommy's trough" "i've never been stabbed before!" "it's part of what makes me who i am" "hey wilbur, go 'if you're nothing without the trough, then you shouldn't have it.'" "sorry, can't hear you over the sound of me destroying my life's work." "well, i sure love living on mars." "why did they have to blow up the moon?" "it was for the dome!" "my seeds." "i'm toxic bitch! i'm toxic, i'm like britney spears!"

“we’re like brothers” “don’t say that i will cry”

"We're like brothers!" "Don't say that, I will cry." werent you the one who made the whole family dynamic

I LOVE HOW WILBUR HELD THE LAPTOP LIKE A BOOK AND LICKED THE “PAGE” DURING THE INTRO-

Wilbur and Child: See a Dome Them: *We have discovered a new religion*

Tommy and Wilbur: “Minecraft is for politics and other games are for religion”

I love that Wilbur is chaos incarnate when he is on a team with literally anyone else, but when he's with The Child he has to be downright caregiver mode.

2020: STOP, TOMMY NOT FUNNY, NOT LAUGHING AT TOMMY, NOT FUNNY 2021: "Tommy Makes Rust 1000% Funnier"

Alt title: Two British people threaten Ranboo in Rust ep 1

No one: Tommy: "I'm toxic, I'm like bRiThAnNy SpEaRs!"

wilbur: "No dont kill him, repeat after me say "hello ranboo" tommy: "HELLO ranBoOb"

Tommy: are you a psycho? Wilbur: no I’m *H U N G R Y*

Poor ranboo all he wanted to do was ride his horse and collect resources

"Are you a psycho?" "I'm hungry." *Insert snickers sponsorship*

“They only make the smartest guys do the dumbest work.” “Is this water? No its fuel.”

17:24 "Age 16, mining rocks for an old man" *looks at current dsmp lore "Age 17, still mining rocks for an old man"

12:16 “HERES TOMMY!” “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING RANBOO” “IT WILL BE PAINLESS AND FAST” Im wheezing-

Tommy “We’re like brothers, We’re like brothers” Wilbur “Don’t say that I’ll cry”

Tommy: "They always get the smartest men to do the dumbest things" *1 Second Later* Tommy: "Can I drink this? Oh wait this is fuel"

No one: Tommy: Murders ranboo and his horse while singing Hamilton songs

I wish Wilbur had continued this series, they're some of my favorite streams he's done

wilbur: *whispers to take the horse* *5 seconds later* tommy: RANBOOS DEAD I'VE SHANKED HIM

“I reckon if Obama met me, he’d call me an inspiration.” - TommyInnit, 2021

Tommy: trying to kill Ranboo every chance he has Wilbur: Trying to stop Tommy from killing Ranboo every chance he has Ranboo: t r a u m a t i z e d

I love how they just start singing Hamilton after killing Ranboo's horse. I'm a Hamilton fan.

Wilbur: Helping Ranboo escape after tommy stole his horse Tommy: Just fucking floating on his head

Tommy: i feel an *alarming* sense of betrayal *Wilbur turns around* Tommy's body: 🔃↗️↩➡️↪⤵️

Tommy's heterosexuality reminds me how gay I sound.

"Wilbur we're like brothers :)" Wilbur: *proceeds to hit Tommy with an axe*

Ranboo: * exists * Tommy: *peace was never an option*

ranboo screaming “no not agai- AAAUGHAHAGA” made my day

15:20 "they get the smartest guys to do the dumbest work" 10 seconds later "can I drink this?" "Oh no it's fuel"

Tommy: everybody makes the smartest guys do the dummest work Also Tommy: can I drink this? Oh it’s gasoline

"SBI rust" aka "Bullying Ranboo for a career: the server"

Ranboo: *exists* Tommy: «Oh boy, here i go killing again...» Edit: Guys, dont self promote like this, i get it you want views, i want that as well, but get it through actual content creation, not ctrl c +ctrl v your link everywhere on new videos

No one Literally no one Tommy: *wHen I wAs 15 yEArS oLd I- AAAAAHHHH*

15:25 tommy is the type of guy to see fuel and ask, is anyone going to drink that? and not wait for an answer

Ranboo: "TOMMY YOU SHOULD BE KINDER" Tommy: "And I took that personally."

"Its fucking ranboo im killing him" WHY DOES TOMMY HATE HIM SO MUCH LMAO

Ranboo running away mumbling: 'not again not again'

Tommy’s mamma mia references make this 10000% more hilarious 😂😂

Wilbur: "I killed a chicken" Tommy: "Are you a psycho?" Wilbur: "No, im hungry"

I got rocked :(

elodie is such a good editor. let’s all thank elodie now. thank you elodie. good job editing. you funny

"I just murdered a chicken" "Are you a psycho?!" "No Im hungry"

Tommy: are you a psycho? Wilbur: *no I’m hungry*

Tommy: "We're like brothers" Wilbur: "Don't say that I'll cry"

Wilbur: “I just murdered a chicken.” Tommy: “Are you psycho?!” Wilbur: “No, I’m just hungry.”

It's a wild tommyinnit the last of his kind looking for a friend...he fails......we see him stalk his prey as wilbur walks away Tommy goes for the attack

"men bad men bad, ladies poggers." - tommyinnit

Tommy: "Stop spending time with women and start spending time time-travelling."

I was eating my microwaved soup when they started singing, there is now pre-chewed noodles on the couch. Lol.

8:47 this is so wholesome

anything happens and i mean anything: tommy and wilbur's first thought: *sing hamilton*

I’ve noticed Wilbur has an odd affinity for cults.

17:18 THE SHADOW HAHAHAH

Tommy: We're like brothers! Wilbur: *don't say that ill cry.*

No one: Tommy on a horse: I'm LiKe bRi-tTa-Ny SpEaArSsS

Tommy: "Hello my friend, Ranboob!" Ranboo: *Visible discomfort*

I’m crying that touched my heart WE DONT DESERVE TOMMY “MEN BAD WOMENS POGGERS” -Tommy

i love how his sponser works for everything :Hacking,Finding The Dream Egirl

wilbur’s “tommy makes everything funnier” is Tommy’s “this mod is very funny” edit: wow I’ve never got this many likes before, I’m glad I was early xD

I literally love wilburs “aesthetic” like the old school-ish internet style, and like vhs look. It’s just so pleasing to look at

The vegan teacher is going to come for Tommy for killing Ranboo’s horse 😂

19:38 "just like iron man did to uh pEkeR pArker" (Note: I've officially reached dreams wheeze at this point)

“IM TOXIC IM TOXIC IM LIKE BRIT TANY SPEARS” - Tommy

Fun Fact: If Tommy changed his name to Dead Wife-Haver, he would be the knock off brand of Corpse Husband.

I only started watching u n Tommy a few days ago and now you’re singing Hamilton bloody iconic

3:10 this is straight out of a cartoon with him thinking it’s his friend but it’s really the guy he wants to get

"mom can we watch hamilton?" "we have hamilton at home" *the hamilton we have at home:*

RANBOO DISTANTLY SCREAMING AS TOMMY TAKES HIS HORSE AT 7:42 HAS ME ON THE FLOOR

Would love to see more of this!

Boomers thinking of gen z: I can't touch the book Wilbur: 1:37

When Wilbur told ranboo that Tommy was going to kill him and ranboo said “thank you will!” ... THAT WAS ADORABLE!! 12:51

Wilbur: "It was a bad idea to give Tommy a gun" Hmm, yes, the floor here is made of floor

bro istg tommy was singing the halo 5 theme and i was about to sing with him as loud as i could. only thing stopping me was it was 2 am.

I love Wilbur’s laugh, I simply can not express how much serotonin it gives me, it helps me not run low on it like girl in red

“We’re like brothers, Wilbur.” “Don’t say that, I will cry.”

Tommy: “Are you a psycho?” Wilbur: “No I’m just hungry” Mood

"men bad, ladies poggers" THAT is going to be my senior quote

Tommy just randomly singing hamilton songs then Wilbur just joining in is sending me

titles of Tommy and Wilbur playing together be like "funny" "hysterical" "super funny"

Ranboo: *Breathes* Tommy: Kill it

Ranboo was so adorable through out the whole video- like no my heart cant take that ranboo

im a big fan of hamilton musical so i was vety happy when i heard you and tommy sing it ! ,

Tommy: “I’m the smartest man in the world” *2 seconds later* “Can I drink this? Oh wait that’s fuel” Edit: wow that’s a lot of likes!

Will: “You’re nothing like Meryl Streep” Tommy: “What is she like a wrongen or something” I cba 🤣

Tommy--who is holding a spear: Don't try me, I know karate Wilbur: *stabs Tommy with a small dagger*

Wagching this in 2024 2 years later, i can safely say we all love and worship the dome

"Isn't that a sphe-" Wilbur and Tommy: *Reloads shotgun with religious intent*

Wilbur: "Tommy do you wanna live with me" Tommy: "Oh my god, I will cry"

This literally made my day! Thank you Tommy and Wilbur❤️

"they always get the smartest guys to do the dumbest work" *2 seconds later* "can i drink this? oh wait its fuel"

“I’m toxic, just like Brit-any Spears!” - TommyInnit, 2021

ranboo sounds like he is about to cry everytime someone interacts with him the poor child lol

I watched the full series stream it was sick

At 20:05 Tommy almost sings Wilbur’s at the time unreleased song, soft boy