Can i get 10k before before 2022?

july 7th 2023

My video will never get 69k views

Lol

Okay! Timestamps soon! :D 0:00 Intro 0:20 Stream Starts 0:41 Tommy notices the remains of one of his statues 1:04 “TommyInnit founder of joy not pis” 1:57 Tommy talks about getting more food 2:55 Tommy wonders why Americans pronounce z as “zee” 3:18 Tommy disses capitalism 4:05 Tommy asks Foolish if he’s rich 4:49 Tommy asks Foolish for netherite 5:10 Tommy talks about why people actually go to universities and how he lost some connections when he died 6:15 A donator tells Tommy that Minecraft sucks 6:31 Technoblade joins 7:07 Tommy shares his questionable thoughts on how pigs smell good 7:15 Tommy talks about how pigs could just set themselves on fire to smell the scent of bacon 7:35 Tommy doesn’t understand why some people could think pigs setting themselves on fire could be weird 7:53 Tommy tells everyone how he has never shoved his hand down a toilet 8:21 Tommy says that he, Phil, and Wilbur talk about poo all the time 8:52 Tommy asks Ranboo to join the server 9:20 Tommy asks Techno to come to him 9:44 Tommy talks about how he puts Technoblade in his titles 10:57 Techno comes over 11:35 Tommy heroically saves Techno from a zombie 11:59 Techno joins the call 12:30 Tommy makes fun of how Techno drinks water 13:19 Ranboo joins the game 13:43 Ranboo joins the call 13:52 Techno says poo jokes are the lowest form of comedy and Ranboo agrees 14:24 Tubbo joins the call 15:18 Techno talks about he was never invited to the Minecraft mod videos (and Tubbo joins the game) 16:40 Tommy talks about the tiers of poo 17:26 Techno hates taxes 18:24 A Y O Y 18:59 TommyInnit donation chest 19:40 Tommy asks for some netherite 19:56 TOMMY IS CANONICALLY AN ORPHAN CONFIRMED TECHNO ARE YOU HEARING THIS??? 20:03 Techno brings out the orphan obliterator o_o it’s very late rn so imma retire my position of timestamper, hope you guys enjoyed the timestamps for the first 20 minutes of the stream, I put a lot of work into them :] anyway gotta go sleep byeeee

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@@Josh-rt3hw 47:44

I would probably say that if I were a Minecraft UKpostsr not going to lie-

Yechno minecrafter tho lmao

bazinga

Yes!

Imagine Getting Famous through this Comment, and Becoming a Famous UKpostsr & living life the Fullest🤡🤡🤡

@@ryannetic yeah but that will not happen to you my Dear friend

@@ryannetic how does writing 16 words make you famous and happy

@@ryannetic also, stop

True! He reminded me so much of someone, but I couldn't remember who. Now I do!

Idk much about Jschlatt...

BAZINGA

Rip techno

RIP TECHNOBLADE

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Don't let this distract you from the fact that I get bullied because my classmates think my videos are the worst. Please don't agree, dear izzy

@@janwillemdewaard9032 19:55

@@AxxLAfriku they probably are

Tommy made a big mistake say he is an orphan infront of techno

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LOL

@@magnoliahina8928 20:14

@@memelyshorts643 I’m an egg and even I won’t do it self promoter

Didn't have enough funding

Ya, this is the first time I have been able to watch a video with techno in it.

I wanna like this comment but it has 123 likes-

@@michaelagottschalk7708 ok u can like it now

in-game..

The irony 🤣🤣🤣

@@killherqueen bruh. That's the point.

@@killherqueen whaaaaaaaaaat??????? never would've known!!!

@itz_milky boba he must be behind the McDonald’s because the took his land thus making him poor so he now has to hide behind the only thing in miles

Foolish and Ranboo watching from the corner

Ran boo have stacks of diamond blocks I think

@Jakub Pirhala 2 no I didn't mean Ranboo is richer than Techno, I mean like, Techno Ranboo and Foolish are the richest people of the SMP so when Tommy says a thing like this, Foolish Techno and Ranboo would stare weirdly. Thats actually what I meant to say you really didn't have to do calculations:))

@Jakub Pirhala 2 idk whats going on nor do i intend to join in but i just gotta say dang i respect the amount of time you just used to do this. i hope you feel acomplished

@Jakub Pirhala 2 its alright mate, just a misunderstanding:))

😂😊😅😮😢😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉 🎉🎉🎉😢😢😮😮😅😅😂🎉😮😢😅😮😊

I KILLED THAT ORPHAN IN SELF DEFENCE.

@@ppockyy8060 can't be an orphan if you were grown in a lab.

Nobody: Tommy: *I have no family* :( Philza: *...* Also Philza: *BISH WHAT AM I? A ROACH?*

@@patricianordstrom1393 Philza is not canonically Tommy's father. Wilbur is his only biological canon son.

I made a TikTok of that

I was literally looking for someone else who understand that top

@@1800-luminol ^ Same

YAY!! I have been scouring the comment section for a techno fan who got that joke!!

When?

Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment current Subs 4110

To be fair, a zombie attack while he was AFK was the only thing that ever killed techno on that server soooooo

*Lowkey vibe intensifies*

At this point, he could just sound proof his room

Red terracotta

He plays it into the stream and headphones

*TOMMY. ! UKposts, GARBAGE! MY QUALITY IS MUCH BETTER.*

truee

nah he would make them orphans 😂

@Potato Tornado damn...

He could teach em young in the ways of violence

Best dad of ive ever seen one

I don’t know if this is copied or not but I legit saw the same exact comment right below you 😂

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Extremely

1:16:10

@@argentcapta thank youuu!

very. trust me i know- im an only child too

Yeah, they're pretty cool.

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@@childe2950 r u blind? LOl

@@areserosplays they edited the comment responding to it smh

Gacha watchers these days

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And if you consume 5 a day every week, you'll become immortal!

I'm dying-

@@nesuv just drink some 5 hour energy you'll be fine

@@eeee7349 HAHA-

Like those orphans parents?

@@thedodorex7612 YOU DIDNT-

@@thedodorex7612 0-O

And Tommy could’ve been too if he hadn’t denied XD Edit: frick this joke was already taken

Same

(19:56) in case anyone was wondering

@@aperson8501 thank you for you service

@@pineapplefire8785 i think its Orphan Obliterator bud

“PHILZA MINECRAFT-“

@@katzo916 is so brave

:< She is...

She is a kind person in a politically corrupt server

i mean irl niki is really nice but character niki kinda wants to kill a child

@@MrcreeperDXD777 HAHAH YEah

Except when she tried to murder him

FACTS

Why would Tommy wanna talk about mental stability when canonically he has barely any

@@random_mooshroomi ooo roasted

kudos to you for putting the timestamp

"It's important"

Why did i forget tubbos British

I’m sure you know this but it IS just a joke when he says that

@@kwingle their comment was a joke too

@@Leila-dr2dh ohh ok

I hate romanians and i am one of them.

HHAHAHA THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

i’ve seen this joke a lot and i think i’m a little out of the loop 😭 i’m very confused lmao

i’ve seen this joke a lot and i think i’m a little out of the loop 😭 i’m very confused lmao

I hate when people do this in real life though like _mmmmmmmm I’m trying to include you man, wh-what are you doing_ 😀

techno tsundere

"not that i wanted you to invite me or anything, idiot" -Techno-chan

Techno is a tsundere

Tecno

I ruined your 69 likes

@@rupabaniya3622 monster

@@rupabaniya3622 i put it back

It’s permanently broken...

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LOL

hahaha

BAZINGA

😂

BAHAHAHA LMFAO😭

both

He's both 😎

He likes women so yea

😂😂

@@cessposter no he would be straight

He just said "I hate this stream already-" BRoOO-

Isn't that every stream? 😂

@@BluetheBird lmao

Wait can I get a time stamp?

@@sittingtreeva927 13:35

Techno: *Demonic pig noise* Also Techno: It's just water-

12:38

Yes

Best tommy quote of the video: “just took a shit good lad

You don’t get it until you watch it

Dying and being brought back is one hell of a drug

@@pokeblue596 yes

@@pokeblue596 so are the shrooms he took

WITH NO CANONNICAL PARENTS

@@angelicdream708 wait... he’s an orphan...?

LMAO

What’s the time stamp?

@@thecutesylveon0292 Like 1:35:45

@@aster_asteroids cool

R.I.P technoblade.. :(( I used to watch him, im not presently a fan but I am so sorry for his death…

wait someone already posted this ;-; sorry

When did he say this

@@pixelatedaimer 19:56 i think :)

@@xx_ashley_xx2677 what

@@pixelatedaimer it's on the vid that ur on rn

Smh my head

history of the entire world, I guess

no don't

LMAO i though of the same thing

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@@Mastersharkmapping uhhh something like 25:33 techno says it

wHERES THAT SECOND QUOTE FROM IM- FHDHDFJ

XD

@@axelf9947 i dont know the exact vod, but it was in the post-exile days, and it was maybe a couple streams after the clementine stream. he was running throough the nether at the time and saying something about how either butterflies or snails or ants, i forget, are rude.

“I want a pet moth and I want to name it 🥰💫✨clementine✨💫🥰”

when 😩

BAZINGA

BAZinGA

@itz_milky boba how do you do italic?

@@spiffwick6717 starts at 37:50 (Watch for a few minutes)

It ain’t only you especially this part

12:50

I died

Me ready to argue about period shit as the worst shit

Come🕺on💃do🕺that💃conga🕺know💃you🕺cant💃control🕺any💃longer🕺💃🕺💃🕺

@@s4sk1n i try to do that with my besties. let me tell you, they smacked the shit out of me.

@@b.o.0.m lol-

Hjbg

Pog

o7

Yeah... until she gets tired and goes "IMMA KILL THE SHIT OUTTA THIS ORPHAN" ... but i guess she is cool again?

cause she's a blank slate and not really entertaining

@@kas8ia nah bruh u just have different tastes

@@kas8ia not really but it’s your opinion!

And then you hear her yell for the first time, and you realize she can act really well, and you appreciate her more. just me? okay... :

What?

There's no point.

@@marutinbo It's a TommyInnit quote from this stream.

@@thebutterscotchkid2481 it is 10:43

She is thought

No its a hyper loop not a train

BAZINGA!

Same here Btw I have ADHD so that explains why

@@sophiafosdick4511 how in hell do I get help with getting diagnosed? Like I am 99% sure I have it because my mom and dad did I share multiple trates and have researched but I don't wanna be a prick and go "Bal bla bla ol' me has ADHD" without fully knowing jxkcdjjdndjdkfkfkfkjckdjx my mom won't help ethir because she is just so mean sometimes and there's never a good time to ask her "heya mum I think I have ADHD I'm not sure but I'd love to check it out to see if there is something that can help" or something then she would say like "your making up stuff go to sleep" DJJDJD hellp

@@scoobybag1072 does she have adhd?

runs in the family

@@emiyuu5112 The Sleepybois inc :,D

I’m sorry but I see so many 2’s; 231 likes, 2 replies,22 likes and 2 likes

WAIT WHEN THE FRICK DID THIS GET 231 LIKES AND WHY- 😰

This comment has 690 likes I don’t want to break it

The orphan obliterater in his hot bar my time to shine!

nice grammar!

NO TECHNO HE IS ORPHAN THERE NOT

@@sharkpuppet9322 karen

I still don’t know how Fundy is alive-

Those are gonna be his last words

@Goggles say it

@Goggles say it

WAIT BUT I THOUGHT TECHNI WASNT CANONICALLY RELATED TO TOMMY OR AM I MISUNDERSTANDING THIS

As far as I know canonically Techno is older bro 1 wlibur/ghostbur/insansebur is older bro 2 Tubbo is brother/best friend Fundy is nephew sally is missing sister in law micheal is nephew Ranboo is brother in law Phil is dad and mom is a fridge. I could be erong cuz I havent really properly kept up with the DSMP but imma try too with the Origins smp- Anyway I hope this helped-!

*wrong

i mean it’s technically still a stone tower

@@TheTrueXaver lol yea i mewnt its not that typical cobblestone tower lol

Upgraded stone tower :))

Tower+

Yeah loll

Plot twist He’s eating ORPHANS oh come on we all expected that

@@alyssabungque7110 nah. Techno’s a pig, so eating orphans is just called being a carnivore. Perfectly justified

Eatnoblade

Why dis been liked 9 times and highlighted. This worth more than my life-

Timestamp please

@@sayedfahd2492 19:56

At least take them

@@jayce-__-_-_- well to be fair those items were useless

@@idkmypurposeman.3606 but there was lapis... Which could have been useful. Just sayin

He does it so nonchalantly to

@@Frog_2000 Yeah but when everyone has a Fortune 3 Pickaxe and are already fully enchanted anyways lapis is either just useless or extremely easy to get

Heck yeah.

The Dream SMP is basically British against American

@@gaildouglas142 Fair enough.

Lol Tomathy toby Mark Dave Lol

@@miaaaaa3470 Pretty much. Thomas = Tomathy.

The main character is always an orphan Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Harry Potter, Cinderella, Bambi, Thanos, Thor, Loki, Scarlett Witch, Starlord, Black Widow, Captain America, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Aniken Skywalker, John Wick and probably more that I can't think of

favoritism at it's finest

So theyre both main characters ay?

@@hyprspd I'm pretty sure Bambi has a dad though🤔

@@JustAnotherLittleHuman Haven't seen it

Technoblade: *smiles in warcrimes*

"*The Orphan Obliterator*"

BAZINGA

Shampoo

@@basic-os yes

@@basic-os agreed

Hes eating orphans