Hey everyone, I unlisted this video for now because I realized that by accident I was stealing Techno's views. I've seen a lot of comments saying things like "watching this to have an excuse to watch the video again" and that's when I knew that I was damaging Techno's view count. I never intended for this video to blow up nor ever wanted it to. I merely posted this because Tommy cut this part of his livestream on his VOD and I felt like this clip was important enough to archive and share. My intentions were never harmful in any way, since I don't care about views, subs, or money, hence why I don't monetize my videos (I don't even know how to tbh). I love and respect all of these creators and their content and I would never steal or reupload their content if I knew it would damage them. In fact, I tried to avoid stealing by crediting the original video, VOD and channels. Even so, I acknowledge that all of this is completely my fault and I could've (and should've) acted faster when unlisting this video. I feel full of regret for commiting this mistake and I apologize for it. It will never happen again. Thanks for reading. P.S. I'm sorry if I made any grammar mistake. English is not my first language edit: it's been 5 months. i can safely make this video public again

“I'm not that competitive of a person” -Technoblade

"At least he's a good sport" *As Technoblade default dances on Squid Kid*

9:55 “I’ve narrowed squid kid down to one of four colleges” Technoblade - The Art of Stalking

I love how techno's spreadsheet at 16:54 is named "very normal behaviour"

"I've narrowed him down to 4 colleges"

Tommy's input is what scares me. Specifically the part where he doesn't like the idea of Techno cyberbulling politicians instead of orphans

“After learning he lived in California, I set fire to the trees that lasted 3 months thanks to the climate and simultaneous gender reveal party. This caused him to move away from the fires, decreasing his potato efficiency by 9%”

"I wasn't sure if intentional sleep depravation was legally considered torture or not"

"So I found squid's location and swatted him, decreasing his potato farm efficiency"

i love that he encouraged his viewers to watch it themselves

“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak.” Sun Tzu, art of war

Can we all take a second to consider how genuinely terrifying of a guy that Techno is

8:46 “i’m really worried, you know, because if he ever decides to not just bully children, and bully politicians, he could just take over” LMAO

I love how Tommy instantly likes the video

“CANT.. POTATO CRISIS! IVE BEEN UP FOR 12 HOURS” Chad moves

"I know someone been dropping axes.... it was me." Best line after the homeless dream thing

the youngest child admires his oldest brother

Spoliers: In this video, Tommy gets worried about Techno's mental health

I love how Tommy's input really highlights Techno's efforts. What Techno included in the video may very well be less than half of all the time and effort he actually put in lol. It's amazing.

Techno when anarcy: BBBRRRRR Techno when other people talk: Techno when potato stocks hit: *BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* Tommy: ....what's happening? Techno: I had a plan.

Tommy seems genuinely scared of technoblade

“I may be a Atheist, but before god sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate.” The wises words ive ever heard

´i didnt actually wake him up because i wasnt sure if intentional sleep deprivation was legally considered torture or not.´ -technoblade. my favourite line from him so far. lol

Did anyone else notice that at the top left of the excel document it said “very normal behavior”? Because I absolutely lost it when I saw that Time stamp: 17:00

Technoblade could become a Kira without ever needing a death note

is no one gonna mention that techno's google sheet was titled: "very normal behavior"?

techno can focus 11 hours a day planting potatoes but takes me 1 minute to give up on my math homework

What Techno is saying : OOOOOOOOOO What made sense to me : OOOOOOO What made sense to Tommy : O

“I’ve narrowed squid kid down to one of four colleges” I am very concerned

Tommy's Fear: Technoblade deciding to bully politicians instead of children

every time i see a technoblade potato war vid, i think: "i swear to god if someone beat his score" *violently shakes in anger*

"and yes i memorized his sleeping schedule", you see i would be a much better adversary as I have no sleeping schedule to speak of

"I'm really worried you know, because if he ever decides to not just bully children...he could just take over." Little did Tommy know he would be the next child Technoblade would bully, so... lose-lose.

Technoblade is kinda scary if he narrowed squid kid down to 4 colleges

the awakening of Tommy realizing that techno is on a whole other level.

RIP TechnoBlade. Technoblade never dies.

“The only way of getting subscribers is to make techno your rival” -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

I’m really worried cus’ if he ever decides to not just bully children and bully like politicians he could just like ya know........ he could take over. Man. I don’t jsncusvgk. It’s scary.

Tommy: "If he ever decided to stop bullying children and bully, like, politicians, he could just take over." Well, isn't that a nice foreshadowing of what Technoblade did to the politicians and rulers of the Dream SMP?

Suddenly, Techno: *"I DONT NEED SLEEP, I NEED POTATOES."*

how long before Tehno gets called by the CIA.

"Dream is smarter than technoblade" They said. "Technoblade is not the best minecrafter" They said.

"He's playing Skyblock while I'm playing Deathnote!" I am a weeb.

I like how even Techno's own friends are scared of him If anything his friends are the ones who know enough about him to know he should be feared

Seeing Tommy’s terrified expressions at Technoblades machinations is the best part of the video

I like how one the recommended videos is "Minecraft but we cyberbully a small child"

The first Technoblade related video I've found where the top comment isn't "RIP Technoblade", so I'm gonna say it. He was amazing, rest in peace.

I love how tommy said, "if ever decides to stop just bully children" I died

Technoblade is now my religion.

im obsessed with potato war so much

RIP Technoblade, I feel sorry for Tommy cause he had no idea for what was coming in this video.,.....

"I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to hell I want him to hesitate" is one of the greatest Techno quotes of all time My favorite is probably "I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water"

I wish Tommy had paused the video when Techno gave that short explanation about the rabbit bug, because then he would've understood (like I had) just how much intelligence he poured into this. It's honestly baffling.

People says Technos Iq is lower than dream DO THEY SEE ALL THIS PLANNING AND SCHEMING

I love that Techno was so incredibly dedicated to the cause he tried to find what college squid goes to. This guy could be the greatest politician ever, but he chose to play minecraft.

I love how Tommy had absolutely no reaction to Techno memorizing his sleeping schedule

@9:47 Deadpan Techno "I've narrowed Squidkid down to 1 of 4 colleges." I wonder what Squid thinks atter seeing Techno's video. Also would be very interested to see what the chat messages from Techno were asking. Probably a lot of subtle information lol

Can we appreciate that Tommy had a 14 minute wii shop music video in his recommended, and had watched the whole thing

18:00 techno became Barry benson from the bee movie

The reward says “Congrats please stop.” At the bottom XD. Fun fact intensional sleep deprivation is indeed a form of Torture.

*DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE*

Tommy, become Techno’s apprentice. That would make a great video. He’ll probably disown you by the end though... But if he doesn’t, you’ll gain subscribers!!!

R.I.P Techno.. You will be forever missed

I’ve rewatched this series 3 times because I just can’t get over how funny it is XD

I loved how disgusted Tommy looks at the amount of time and effort Technoblade has put into potato farming.

plot twist: dankness is Technoblade alt twitch account

Ah what a great reminder to rewatch the potato war trilogy yet again

20:36 I love that line and it will never be forgotten for as long as I live

While everyone was busy watching Technoblade, someone secretly gifted *69* subs

Can we take a minute to realize that techno could probably be a millionaire if he didnt play mc. Edit I mean techno is really smart and I’m saying if he put those smarts to use on something else like a business man or a lawyer

Miss you techno

I fucking miss him man

"he is playing skyblock while iam playing death note"-sun tzu

I feel like Tommy saying "squid kid runs on 3 brain cells." Is very much the pot calling the kettle black

8:55 TECHNO FOR PRESIDENT

20:09 Watch tommy's face from the squid clip, then tommy's face from the technobblade clip. The worry on his face is pure

The reason why techno doesnt want to stream on twitch is because he grew up streaming on yt

Technoblade never dies

watching this now i start to cry at the point where the legend says "when god sends me to hell i want him to hesitate" T_T RIP King

Conspiracy Theory: In a few weeks TechnoBlade will make a video called "The Greater Carrot War #1" And at the start will say: "The potatoes were just a distraction..." Edit: Omg this is my most liked comment tysm :)

i think all of us had the same reaction as tommy lmao

The man is literally Sun Tzu's disciple, I have learned that through watching many of his accomplishments and ordeals, Technoblade strikes through the art of war with sheer dedication and willpower, to make something that seemed so irrelevant, into an amazing accomplishment XD

rip technoblade

“He could take over man”

"I've narrowed squid kid down to one of four colleges" Sun Zu - The Art of War

Technoblade having the BALLS to think he can make god hesitate is like Kratos challenging gods stronger them him.

Technoblade: “But now, with the war finally over,-“ UKposts: *you deserve an ad*

This just shows how much Tommy misses his friend

Squid: breaths Technoblade: I'm four parallel universes ahead of you

I rewatched this series on Christmas Eve and it was my favorite Christmas present.

I love seeing this old stuff from Tommy and co. because it's incredible how much their channels and stuff have grown over the last few months

I don't think Techno or Squid has slept for the past while. I wouldn't be surprised if they both go crazy lol.

Can we all agree that we know Techno hasn’t stopped farming?

I just get chills from the end all the time… him saying “im free” almost tears in my eyes xd

No one: Absolutely no one: Tommyinnit: "Sun T-zu"

9:00 Tommy is legitimately scared Technoblade might take over the world LOL

Most important part of the crown is this: *1% SPEED*

“I don’t make hot potato books, I make hot potato LIBRARIES!” - Sun Tzu, The Art of Farming

The fact that this man, who dedicated over a year of his life to Minecraft potato’s, tracked down a basic understanding of where this guy possibly goes to college, calculated this guys sleep schedule, stayed up over 12 hours to manually farm potato’s, etc. is the same man that is literally terrified of badboyhalo who yes, shoots guns and throws knives, but is also literally the most pure human on earth-