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Wilbur: “For lmanburg” Tommy: “n-no no- ‘k” Literally season 1 summed up into 2 sentences.

Girl: I don’t really know him Tommy: Most people when they first discover me find me annoying

20:01 I love how Wilbur comforted him because he also knew how heartbreaking and shocking it was to get rejected. True brothers.

For those of you who are unfamiliar, a block zone is a section of ride that only one train may occupy. At the end of the block zone is a method to stop the train in case the block zone ahead is still occupied. This is the safety system that prevents roller coaster trains from colliding with one another.

Let’s just admit: Phil was just reprising his role of Dadza. Edit: what the heck, 800 likes with 12 minutes? This is the most liked comment I’ve ever got

Fun fact: The smiler actually crashed in 2015 after one of the coasters used for testing was left on the tracks when the ride started. Edit: I didn’t know this random piece of info I remembered would get this many likes 👍 Thanks everyone

The absolute joy that Wilbur gets out of terrifying Tommy is hilarious.

Take me back to this time period

If Tommy was scared of the rides I can’t imagine how Tubbo would be

Wil: "There was a recent one in Italy that fell and killed everyone." Tommy: _Wait a damn minute_

Willbur: *buys lots of cotton candy for tom, hugs Tommy like I think he's gonna cry* Ah ✨MASTERPIECE✨🍷🗿

Tommy sitting on the grass and eating cotton candy is the purest thing I’ve ever seen 😭😭✨❤️❤️

Fun day :) - The last ride RUINED me though I don't know how I stayed conscious lmao

“i have a lot to live for” “women” “wives” “gogy” *sounds about right*

The whole argument on the water ride is such a family thing it was so funny. Phil just telling off wilbur is so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. God I love this trio. Aswell as the whole thing with the candy floss. Phil insisting they won’t get some and Wilbur just rushing in with a whole load.

Philza: The father Wilbur: Annoying older brother Tommy: scared little child These are the roles in which they have played during this video.😂

Tommy looks so scared to even talk to a woman, but apparently he has enough game to get her number. Go Tommy.

another person on the smiler afterwards: yeah there was this weird kid who said he was pogchamp as he was confessing his undying love. huh.

Tommy: the child Philza: the responsible parent Will: the irresponsible parent

Fun fact, wilburs least favorite color is purple. So in ever video he is in, Tommy has made sure to make his subtiles purple.

She's beauty, she's grace, he got rejected in front of Wilbur face

Wilbur “Tom Simons” Her “I don’t really know who that is” Tommy *Dies Inside*

Alternate title: Tommy screaming on roller coasters while Wilbur tells Tommy about death and Phil tells Will to stop

Wilbur at Disney: "He's a quirked up white boy-" Wilbur at Alton Towers: "You're going to die, Tommy." Wibur at both: "I THINK I'M TOO TALL FOR THIS"

"Tommy you're like a brother to me" "Really?" "No-maybe-I might cry"

Tommy: “Hey there, I have been thinking THAT YOUR HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT-“ Edit: THATS A LOT OF LIKES 😮

Tommy’s videos always makes me smile and laugh whenever I am sad and the end was so sad

“Is this Tommy’s friend from College?” “Yeah” “I don’t really know who he is...”

“I don’t really know who he is…” It’s enough to make a grown man cry, and that’s okay…

i love alton towers and the Spinball Whizzer is one of my favs, and seeing Tommy go literally feral on it had me DYING

the end actually had me crying

Other people on the smiler: I’m enjoying this ride Tommy: VERTICALLY DATE ME!!

Tommyinnit Logic: "Jumps out of plane" not scared "goes on rollercoaster" scared as f*ck

I wish times were simpler again

I love Alton Towers so much, especially smiler, I love big rides and watching this video made me SO happy!

Tommy’s face looks so depressed when the girl said “Who” The first woman to say no

I love that Phil is absolutely big father. “No we can’t leave yet. We just got here. This is the first ride!” “You’re never satisfied.” “You want the dog? We haven’t got many tries.” “The gift shop trap - I’m not buying you a gift.” “You need to stop! - I’m not hittin him!!” “We’ll get a little. It’s pure sugar. It’s diabetes in a box. No I’m being responsible, you can’t have-“ *constantly trying to get Wilbur to be nice to Tommy* Dampza Can’t lie though Wilbur buying like 12 bins of Cotten fluff was the highlight of this video

During that cotton candy scene though.. it was so sweet😊 Wilbur being the big brother, Philza being the dad and Tommy being the youngest, enjoying the cotton candy while being traumatized by Wilbur and the rides

9:37 :) Dadza- Trying to ignore the children Wilbur- The oldest child trying to murder Tom Tom Tommy- Traumatized FUN FOR ALL FAMILIES :)

"the blade" "the duel" "the smiler" i'm sensing a pattern here...

I'm the fact that Wilbur literally went and bought Tommy 8 tubs of cotton candy even when Phil said no, Wilbur is the ideal brother lol

I love that Phil is the dad taking his children to a theme park

It’s so funny watching this after doing all these with half his reaction 😂✨

We did it guys..Wilbur confessed that Tommy is like a brother to him But I think he cried-

Tom: "I can do the Blade" Techno: *I don't like the words Tommy is saying*

20:02 😭I love the two of them so much

POV: You're an arm attached to a girl 10:12

I like how when she was like “I don’t really know him” the whole entire park went silent.

I like how the "story" behind this is just Tommy wanting to impress a girl. Just like a true protagonist in a movie for teenagers

14:49 THIS ISN'T LOOKING - AAAAAAAAA! got me laughing XD

they shouldve told tommy about the smiler crash

“I’m strong like steel, but soft like mushrooms.” - Tom Simons (AKA TommyInnit)

Wilbur: “You’re too jumpy “ Tommy: “NO IM NOT, IM STRONG” That describes their relationship in a nutshell

damn it will

4:00 i cant with the Tommy:you’re a failure. Philza:what the fff*ck dude 😂 I CANT WITH THE ACCENT HE ACCIDENTALLY MADE-

Tommy: I don't want to do this Wilbur: this is for your girl Phil: yo chill Edit: we about to cuase a panic attack

Wil: “which one do you want?” Tommy: “dog” Wil: ”you are a child” *meanwhile philza got wil a stuffed duck and will was acting like a child petting it*

Wow I bet you could hear Tommy's screams all the way across the country

It took a very long time to realize this is just British six flags

Wilbur is just Tommy's older brother now, scaring tf out of him

Tommy skydiving: "Let's do this!" Tommy going on roller coasters: "nonoNONONONOOOOOO"

tommy: "phil, are women worth it?" phil: "absolutely." tommy: *"w h y"*

The last ride made me cry with laughter.

Tommy is like me! I was scared of rollercoasters for a very long time but got over it! If I can so can he!

"What did you say to him?" "I'm not buying you anything." "You need to fucking stop (scaring tommy)." How can anyone look at Phil and not see the father of two children

Tommy: "I want cotton candy!" Phil: "no" Wilbur: _"fine I'll do it myself."_

Tommyinnit ur the funnyest person i know you deserve a trillion subscribers

Things Tommy's lost on this day •pride • dog stuffed animal • the girl

Phil: You can't have- Tommy: :( Wilbur: TOMMYYYYY **runs holding a pile of cotton candy**

“ The worst she can say is no” Her: I don’t know him Tommy: 😟

10:12 Well- this didn't exactly age well I would say..

This was one of the funniest things I’ve seen all day

The pain on Tommy's face when Wilbur hugged him, I felt it so horribly deep in my soul.

Tommy got the shit scared out of him and THEN got rejected. Tough break.

The fact Tommy can swear every second while kids are around is fucking amazing

"consider it, consider it- HAVE YOU CONSIDERED DATING ME?" got me

I’m more surprised on how they’re holding the camera on basically every roller coaster Edit: Even if it is strapped to his hand, I’m surprised it isn’t flying out or hitting anything

Tommy: SHES NOT WORTH IT NOT WORTH IT Will: SHES WORTH IT *Tommy literally having pain in the eyes*

Philza : The father who tries to calm everyone down Tommy : the younger child who is scared of the rides. Wilbur : The older child trolling Tommy.

This was the first ever Tommy innit video I watched and I’m so glad

phil’s like the dad who reassures everyone, tommy’s the kid who only came for the gift shop and wilbur’s the older brother who purposely scares tommy to laugh at him

"Is this tommy’s friend from college ?" "Yeah" *several hours later* "Tom who?"

Bro my heart was pounding on the first ride

phil said 6 mins and 18 inversions when its 2 mins 30 seconds with 14 inversions lmao

Tommy: She's not worth it Wilbur: She is worth it Both: *starts singing*

“Are women worth it” “Absolutely” “Why” Well that’s a first you hear from Tommy.

"Just then, The King felt true fear for the first time."

"oh wow look at this view" *famous last words*

Its weirdly wholesome-ish to see tommy and wilbur in like "brother relationship" mode and philza just being the dad

Gotta say the craziest rollercoaster I’ve been on is the one where my safety Clip broke and my friend had to hold me onto the seat along with me wrapping my arms around the shoulder straps. But literally my legs left the seat at some points, legit thought I was gonna die that day lmao

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Girl: who is this ? Will: nobody! Typical brother stuff

This video is a masterpiece of plot and character development. The main protagonist, Tom, must overcome his fear of the antagonist, "The Smiler", in order to impress a girl. He is joined by his mentor and his sidekick, Philza and Wilbur. Tog ether they conquer several coasters before facing off against The Smiler in an epic battle of fates. By the end, Tom has overcome his fear of The Smiler and achieved his goal. But, the story ends with a cliffhanger, as the girl whom Tom is trying to impress does not know who he is. What will happen next? Will Tom gain her favor, or will The Smiler hold dominion over him even after its demise? We may never know...

Phil is a type of guy who will believe you can ride a rollercoaster without a restrain

He watching these back like “I got Molly now” 😁

The actual title of this video: Impressing my college crush…

No one: Literally no one: Not even Dream: Tommyinnit in almost every single vlog: *"Do you know GeorgeNotFound" "Where is George" "GOGY GOY GOGYYY" "I'm friends with GeorgeNotFound"*

i was there that day i came across them so many times i didn't say anything but i knew it was them i walked passed them in the main entrance i was in the same line for the river rapids and when i was entering x-sector i was walking a few people behind them the funniest thing i witnessed when seeing them was seeing Phil and tommy dropping on oblivion me and my family were standing at the bottom waiting for my auntie and dad!! i would've said hi but i didn't want to bother them and i don't have any social confidence 🤣 i didn't see them any time after but being able to just see them multiple times was comforting love you guys!!! ❤

I LOVE HOW TOMMY JUSR STARTED SINGING ONE DAY ON ONE OF THE RIDES