Some of the outtake clips from the famous Top Gear News. Like this video if you enjoyed this #TopGear #TheNews. Subscribe for more. #TopGearNews
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@HECKproductions2 роки тому
"can i just say..." - "probably not" that is one of the best lines ever
@caledonianrailway1233Рік тому
The best line is What’s worse than LEGO to stand on? *james* a landmine
@ethanschmid41046 місяців тому
That’s my favorite moment in this video! 🤣
@MrEvan3122 роки тому
You can tell these three guys are true friends: no matter what happens to them, be it a vehicle accident or getting sick, they will always, ALWAYS kick each other when they're down :D
@ozmobozo2 роки тому
Yeah but when it comes to something serious they both quit their job to support Jezza without thinking twice.
@ondrejsedlak49352 роки тому
@@ozmobozo The two are not mutually exclusive. I only consider two people in my life true friends. Both of them I ridicule when things are serious and stand by when things are tragic.
@TheRealMikeWilly2 роки тому
@@ozmobozo The funny part about this all, they all 3 despise eachother. Hammond and May combined owned 35% of Top Gear, Clarkson owned 44% of Top Gear, and the BBC owned only 11%. Hammond and May didn't quit their jobs, they took their show elsewhere. The BBC had to buy Jeremy Clarkson's 44% of ownership from him in order to Fire him. It cost the BBC millions of pounds to fire Clarkson.
@danrice2797Рік тому
Facts - laugh first then ask questions
@notsimpman2980Рік тому
bruh i think james may said their only aquintances
@ankerridge18952 роки тому
The mobility scooter thing is actually outrageous. I cant get over that.
@bob_the_bomb4508Рік тому
Nor can he…
@JustSodaChemsРік тому
@@bob_the_bomb4508 💀
@bob_the_bomb4508Рік тому
@@JustSodaChems I’m here till Thursday, try the veal!
@treyjetson5320Рік тому
It really drives me crazy.
@jacobbahr9316Рік тому
I think the magistrate should be given a medieval punishment for treating that innocent disabled man like that.
@Veyron722skyhook5 років тому
"Hear no evil, see no evil."
@akila5272 роки тому
Sorry to be that person but the likes is at 69
@Veyron722skyhook2 роки тому
@@akila527 Was...
@samdherring2 роки тому
..."do no evil"
@siriusvittorio20992 роки тому
@@samdherring "speak no evil"
@FalloutJack2 роки тому
@@siriusvittorio2099 I mean, that's what Jeremy was, at the time. Hear no evil would've been an ear infection, or at least waxy build-up.
@marshallhilfman6 років тому
2:01 holy crap the show is SO much quieter when Jeremy lost his voice
@arnehurnik5 років тому
Never noticed how much louder he is than the other two.
@afroman55315 років тому
Big ol voice...
@jweezy_864Рік тому
Might be cause the audience is trying to listen closer too
@riatorex8722Рік тому
@@arnehurnik The two calls him "orangutan" for a reason
@ethanschmid41046 місяців тому
(Voice crack) “Can I just say………”🤣🤣🤣
@GryphLane4 роки тому
18:42 Not even Boris Johnson knows what Boris Johnson's blithering on about 😂
@kudzaikhash82102 роки тому
2 years later this still applies 😅
@erinhaile8325Рік тому
this aged well 😂
@JamaicanCastleРік тому
Business as usual then.
@falconpowerful23626 років тому
Holy crap I've missed old Top Gear! Thanks heaps for posting these out-takes.
@MadhouseGaming2 роки тому
they are not outtakes, they were broadcast on top gear, in order for them to be outtakes they do not make it to the show
@joeprinsen17172 роки тому
@@MadhouseGaming then why are they labelled as "news outtakes" in the title?
@MadhouseGaming2 роки тому
@@joeprinsen1717 its simple to figure out, they named it outtakes so it draws people to watch as they will think they haven't been aired on the tv show which they have, it's a fake name to get more views which then makes them more money
@joeprinsen17172 роки тому
@@MadhouseGaming way to thumbs up your own comment..
@MadhouseGaming2 роки тому
@@joeprinsen1717 I liked my comment so I gave it the thumbs up, not keen on yours so gave it thr thumb down
@zanej39882 роки тому
22:04 It’s convenient that the whole population of Britain can fit in that one room.
@jdpragmatic8644Рік тому
The whole of the population that matters 😆
@ospreyphil8995Рік тому
Why would we want to be anywhere else??
@torbenmayer2 роки тому
The first one reminds of Germany. You go by bike after you had a few drinks, and if you had a few too many, you can loose your drivers license even though you are on a bike. You could push it or go by foot entirely, that would be okay, but if you ride your bike, it is possible to loose your drivers license. However, after that you are still allowed to use your bike. Funny thing is also, that you can get prevented from getting a license in the first place if you had been riding your bike drunk.
@signorpippistrello2 роки тому
Same in Austria….. Probably all over Europe.
@AnvilshockРік тому
lose* Learn the difference.
@artmallory970Рік тому
@@Anvilshock ESL
@maxjohnson8659Рік тому
that's retarded lol
@yvonnemulder9038Рік тому
So funny
@mistrykr5 років тому
Dont you wish for these guys to never get old and entertain us forever :)
@laurieharper1526Рік тому
I keep re-watching these TG highlight collections. Such wonderful TV. I was in the pub yesterday having a pint and a Sunday roast and the latest episode of the current TG was on. God it was awful. Young guys with muscles and beards and/or shaved heads giving each other the bro' treatment, talking bollocks and laughing at each other's dreary remarks. I know I'm an old git, but it really was tripe.
@lpsp4426 місяців тому
I'm a youngish git (about to turn 32) and I'm completely with you. What a waste of a television show Flop Gear is - glad it's seemingly dying right now! (well wishes to Freddie Flintoff all the same)
@David-ud9ju6 років тому
That Indian guy had mad skills.
@LaurusHG5 років тому
No technical skills though.
@templar11085 років тому
2:48 LOL we'll do it with friendship and a spoon
@conkerconk32 роки тому
that one girl looked so pissed off XD
@HachikoThePoochInugamiРік тому
Prolly a snowflake.
@skittlesbutwithchocolatein22747 місяців тому
I love it
@mito-pb8qgРік тому
Dang, that blonde lady wasn't having it 😂
@earlofsmeg9 місяців тому
She was embarrassed and pissed off. I wonder what happened afterwards.
@skittlesbutwithchocolatein22747 місяців тому
who cares she’s a woman I laughed so hard when he asked her to spit in his mouth
@drTERRRORRR6 місяців тому
Let's be honest: That joke was quite hard core for the show and I'd be immensely surprised if she reacted "the way we would both like" ;)
@drTERRRORRR6 місяців тому
@@earlofsmegWe all know how that works. I bet she could suck a golf ball trough a garden hose...or 3 hoses at the same time.
@volante86575 років тому
“What's that?" "That's Jeremy Clarkson, rotting"
@ManOfHop39 місяців тому
I never get tired of these guys It's been more than a decade
@ethanschmid4104Рік тому
2:03 that voice crack! 🤣🤣🤣
@kelvinkemoi24822 роки тому
I could listen to this guys tear into one another all day 😂
@NeedForSpeed.200411 місяців тому
TONIGHT: Richard has leprosy, James has a tumor in his eyeball, And I can’t speak.
@DarkSignal595 років тому
loved this edition of Sick Gear lmao seriously what the hell happened with those two?
@jeffrichards15372 роки тому
Richard going through what the woman cod be other than pretty is fucking hilarious. I love these 3 guys together. Top gear is best series ever during their run.
@wonderland.62 роки тому
richard is properly funny!😂 underrated
@NONAME-zr6wf4 роки тому
4:31 look at the woman to the left of James
@zombiederpster5 років тому
I love it whenever Jezza overreacts to there being good news James: Hey. Good news! Jeremy: NANI!? *Falls off his seat*
@chizurukanae5 років тому
IS IT THE DACIA SANDERO??? XDDD
@FalloutJack2 роки тому
*Fist of the North Star sounds ensue* Sorry, you opened the gate on that one.
@JamaicanCastleРік тому
_Good news, everyone!_
@tidan45755 років тому
"Ysed to just get mushrooms, but now you get- (starts laughing)"
@Kronos09995 років тому
You watched the video too?
@kelvinkemoi2482Рік тому
I didn't even know what he was about to say, but I started laughing too
@craigmorgan43386 років тому
Trying to eat your dinner when there is bits falling off James eye....
@falconpowerful23626 років тому
Craig Morgan, it goes great with cheesy spaghetti 🍝
@matthewhowes29785 років тому
There are bits not there is.
@TidybitzРік тому
Over many weeks now, mainly weekends, I've been watching all series of this Top Gear from beginning to end on BBC iplayer. I finished the last one today, sadly. R.I.P.
@TacticalGaming_Рік тому
5:52 Jeremy is a lucky man
@GranadosVDРік тому
Man clarkson is sharp xdd
@dobie8005 років тому
Thanks for the video...cant wait for season 3 of Grand Tour.
@BrommearРік тому
Thanks for posting longer snippets!
@someguy52245 років тому
"Britain is now the worst country in the world." If only you knew, Jeremy...
@shadmansudipto72875 років тому
Draven Barger :v it's far from the worst
@CanadaBud235 років тому
He does know, just not allowed to say it on TV lol.
@joedirt62125 років тому
Shadman Sudipto good one that’ll stop you gettin arrested
@executive19462 роки тому
its a terrifble country, i love hate living here
@t17389z2 роки тому
As an American, this has aged like a fine bourbon
@SwtorGamingLP5 років тому
The first "news" is also here in germany: When you ride your bike drunken and the police controls you, you lose your license for a month. But you are still allowed to ride your bike.
@CrazyBikerGuy6 років тому
We need more !
@greensauce2350Місяць тому
1:37 damn that dude who didn't get parole listened to this advice
@Isaackariuki7756 років тому
What does angry smell like? XD😂
@falconpowerful23626 років тому
Angry smells like my wife's perfume when I top-deck the toilet. (Top-decking is taking a shit in the cistern so it comes out when they flush).
@Isaackariuki7756 років тому
Right.....
@falconpowerful23625 років тому
Peter Holland, good one Pete, you're cutting wit has sure put me in my place.
@Isaackariuki7755 років тому
DrDemonHD ooooh..
@rvdm1.8t325 років тому
Fire
@no-repliesРік тому
Wow! Clips I actually haven't seen!! Nicely done
@AlejjSiРік тому
The bit at the beginning about drink driving - it is the same on our country. If you are busted drink driving a bicycle, you loose your car driving license, but obviously you can still drive the bicycle, cause there is no official bicycle driving licenses.
@microsoftword2135 років тому
When Jeremy says 'super' and the cut to a soundtrack of laughing
@gumunduringigumundsson93446 років тому
Hahahaa!! Hard day Wifes asleep and this gem of a vid made me laugh. Thanks!!! Have a good one!
@Choober652 роки тому
As an electronics Engineer, you are 100% right.
@TheMNWolfРік тому
I had to look up excresences, and it's basically the thing growing out of May's face on the previous segment.
@JustJanitor5 років тому
The first clip where they talked about the disabled guy was perfect how do they give him a DUI for "walking"
@alanburge2725Рік тому
I don't drink much. I want to drink in a pub with Richard. Jeremy and James have to be invited obviously. It would be one of the best nights ever to be always remembered.......
@bobbythorman742111 місяців тому
Alan ,That would be the last time you could say I never drink much.🤣🤣🤣🤣🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
@thegentlemanpirate684410 місяців тому
"What does angry smell like?" Well, I don't know about humans, but it smells like bananas if bees get angry.
@templar11085 років тому
20:32 the same people that made the R34 Skyline made a bubble on wheels it looks like something from Dr Suess
@PoisonousPenРік тому
You are talking about the Japanese dude 😅
@SpaceMissileРік тому
I like how Richard makes a poke at Jeremy (5:20) and Jeremy deflects to the silent James and then they both just roast him. _Justice for James May!_
@djaborabiahmed49628 місяців тому
I miss them so much..
@ericmadsen74706 місяців тому
These guys are true legends.
@Lizardlady22000bc7 місяців тому
"It's not going to be spit, but it'll do the trick" lol
@375-Productions6 місяців тому
Hi there, Im Francois Bancon, the General Manager, Exploratory and Advanced Planning Department, Product Strategy and Product Planning Division, Nissan Motor Company Limited. Nice to meet you!
@bobbong84832 роки тому
Made fish out of bread? Damn, the legend grows!
@CMDRRustyDogРік тому
"As ugly as a battered housewife" - Clarkson. Brutal :)
@rainbowapplesliceРік тому
i love how half of this video is from the same outtake
@unclecreepy4185Рік тому
Excrescence is a growth on a body, like that thing growing on James’ eye squirting juice everywhere.
@phillwainewright42215 років тому
An *excrescence* is either a distinct outgrowth on a body, resulting from abnormality, *or* an unattractive or superfluous object or feature. Perfectly good English word.
@moogle682 роки тому
it may be perfectly real and good, but contextually sensical it was not. Leave it to a former writer to be such a word nerd to use an obscure and complicated word out of the blue when communicating with the average people that make up the general public.
@decodolly15352 роки тому
@@moogle68 I'm an average person and went to a bog-standard comprehensive - I understood excrescence as soon as I heard it. What surprised me was that three people who have all worked in journalism, and one of whom was educated at a public school, apparently *didn't* know what it meant.
@Valigarmanda8 місяців тому
@@decodolly1535And the average person thinks he's smarter than the average person. Pretty sure even those with english as their first language had to google the fk out of excrescence anyway. Just use simple words if you have to get a point across.
@sumairb99785 років тому
*NO BLOB*
@DavieDrum985 років тому
Sumair Bawa lmao
@rust58462 роки тому
when does he say that
@sumairb99782 роки тому
@@rust5846 10:33
@U2QuoZepplin2 роки тому
I think this is the best Top Gear clio ever! 😂😂😂🤣
@liamwalsh4008Рік тому
Was that a typo, or do you work for Renault?
@1chuck962 роки тому
Can anybody out there tell me how I can find the episode of the tank / war ship where Hammond, May and Clarkston try to blow each other up?
@myrixica42222 роки тому
"We love a bit of boris" No, we never have, and these days, no one does.
@efanuk2 роки тому
Agreed
@myrixica42222 роки тому
@@efanuk Our current situation is twats like clarkson and HIGNFY's fault for making the posh clown seem likeable.
@efanuk2 роки тому
@@myrixica4222 nah he only meant that because we all laugh at him. Everyone hates him
@michaelm16702 роки тому
As an american he didnt seem bad at the start but holy shit he is bad but we have biden so its much worse
@screamsinrussian57732 роки тому
@@efanuk exactly, love meself some boris
@alanburge2725Рік тому
Always regardless of what people think of them in other ways like say Jeremy being controversial ha ha and pissing certain people off which I admire actually. Where I am leading too is the sheer chemistry these men have together. More shows on tv would be more entertaining if they used these men as a template to create other shows I feel. For me there is a big raft of tv shows that have people I can't relate to or care about. These three are always funny silly and entertaining all in one. That is surprisingly rare in the modern tv climate I feel.
@Kacpa2Рік тому
Who exactly was on the photo Jeremy shown to Hammond?
@WinWindowS.K.Julian5 років тому
In Germany you can lose you license for being drunk while cycling. Drinking and driving isn’t just limited to cars, but to ANY vehicle.
@pankajr55215 років тому
Even walking??
@Spider-tank7552 роки тому
@Noel Pytlik LET'S TRY. As Jeremy once said: If someone gets arrested and will pass the next 40 years in prison we will know that
@leenevin84512 роки тому
Same here
@Burning_DwarfРік тому
I am in an electric wheelchair, would my licence also be nicked by the coppers?
@drTERRRORRR6 місяців тому
12:40 - "Can you do it" almost killed me. It's so low-key yet fucking destructive!
@lpsp4426 місяців тому
Who would have thought three middle-aged men sitting around in the middle of a crowded studio talking vaguely about motoring would achieve such *glory*
@gedhoughton9523Рік тому
Distracting?! Not that he’s got a space hopper attached to his eye…… urghhhh 🤣
@ireland3979Рік тому
Lol James with His Dacia Sandro
@tkpease6 місяців тому
When u can still do a bangin' episode of car tv when you're all having the worst week of your dang life
@eriktenhag2022Рік тому
19:01 "Boris what you've done there mate is slip into Latin" 😂😂
@CosmicSquidly5 років тому
The news section where Jeremy lost his voice is Season 12 Episode 6
@zivkovicableРік тому
In the U K it isn't a car...In the Netherlands disability scooters are a bit more souped up and can reach 40 mph, and are allowed on the bike lanes.
@lordmagnos703Рік тому
That unbottened girl regretted her decision to come to the show 😂
@Josh3sh2 роки тому
8:17 Im just joining in with the leprosy thing!
@rshackelford44455 років тому
2:01 my pants felt a little uncomfortable
@kibe21342 роки тому
"with friendship and a spoon."
@tyronewhitehead31232 роки тому
The cough was a cold back then who new and I miss crowds of people. Been together having fun ♥️🎄🌲
@dabber865 років тому
That blond is cute, though.
@kuntfart8515 років тому
dabber86 not as cute as uncle Henry hes packing a 4 inch wiener
@southendguyparanormal35515 років тому
5:53 Hope this helps
@Rangernewb55505 років тому
I'd let her spit in my mouth
@akila5272 роки тому
15:04 my parents: well-
@flumiie5 років тому
1:58 this is included in the series isn't it? I still remember this news clip cus you can't just mock a girl twice for a different take isn't it 12:42
@Hello_there_obi2 роки тому
What do you mean?
@bootlegpbj37676 місяців тому
The mobility scooter thing, the reason the man says it’s fair enough is because he can just keep doing it and they’ll never take his scooter away
@degafreak98Рік тому
@10:30 LOOK! THERE! NO BLOB! God Bless James...
@TheAudreyjanineРік тому
Hello love your tops but how come Richard is the only one who got a tank top and a vest
@cbr92965 років тому
8:46 Yeah right, a French car that does something based on electrics/electronics... Pull the other one mate. * Information Based on an electrically faulty Peugeot, Citroen, another Peugeot a Renault and now another Peugeot. Yes I did learn my lesson eventually, no I won't buy another French car ever again.
@robang1217Рік тому
Side information in germany you can loose your driving licence for riding your bike while your drunk ... but you can still ride your bike
@marilyngregory1034 місяці тому
The best show ever xxxxxxxxx
@stephenord3403Рік тому
Good news always does me
@benanderson952 роки тому
The Thumbnail: "Car Aliens"
@ashleycross759310 місяців тому
"Britain is absolutely the worst country in the world", it got so much worse since then.
@ZemzyOserisРік тому
7:28 What is that creepy voice that came through my left ear. That scared the shit out of me.
@anzaca15 років тому
1:33 Not anymore.
@stephenbarnfield95065 років тому
excrescence - a distinct outgrowth on a body or plant, resulting from disease or abnormality
@FAT88933 роки тому
21:37-21:39 What does that hand sign Clarkson made means?
@EleanorPeterson3 роки тому
I'm sorry to be so blunt, Farhan, but it means 'very small, floppy penis'. Jeremy's making fun of the fact that any guy who needs such a long and important-sounding job description must be trying to compensate for something. Kinda like mucho macho men too scared to be seen driving an old-school Mini or Fiat 500... ;-)
@NW255Рік тому
That hummer looks like something whistlin diesel would do
@christopherdean13262 роки тому
5:12. Speaking as a happy resident of Powys, I resent that remark! But there are few Nissans I would buy whatever they were called....
@saldi35435 років тому
6:17 i can see one of em
@beflabbergasted325Рік тому
This shows us just how much cars a technology evolved in a few years. They made jokes about electric cars and flying cars, they thought it would never happen and yet, a few years later and they were able to find out how wrong they were about human ingenuity and capability. It is funny.
@ercopi9534Рік тому
He got one thing right tho. Producing batteries for electric vehicles is still a messy business.
@bobbythorman742111 місяців тому
@@ercopi9534 Not only is the Lithium a toxic waste,the procuring is almost as damaging. My medical electric scooter is powered by Lithium batteries which do tend to start fires in cars.I love my scooter but imagine my delight in knowing it may put me in hospital for far worse than the natural causes which put me in it. 🤔 As the wind turbine constructions can never supplant sufficient power for the national grid as does clean Coal, we in Australia are facing power bills beyond affordability for most pensioners in the upcoming Winter at the same time as our Communist leaning Government close down our power stations and sells our coal toChina and smaller undeveloped countries. By the way,turbines only last 20 years and then have to be replaced. More digging,more TOXINS.!!
@moenchii5 років тому
In Germany, you can get your licence taken away if you ride a bike while drunk
@tyronewhitehead31232 роки тому
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏. Facts and comedy. At its very best. ♥️🎄🌲
@Goldywannabe2 роки тому
In America you can get a DUI on a skateboard.
@sheevone43595 років тому
12.36 that's a Gamorrean guard
@blobviss-33672 роки тому
The electric car argument semi cleared them. Imagine if we actually used nuclear instead of all the dumb shit we’re currently doing.
@ashjose7973Рік тому
Nuclear powered cars? That's a good idea but not easy to work out without putting people in danger Also imagine that car crashes, then what??
@Ben_not_10Рік тому
I think he means nuclear power plants to produce the electricity needed to power the grid electric cars would be using to charge. More efficient, a lot safer, and far less toxic waste.
@jgreenbergРік тому
@@ashjose7973 well this is exactly why more research needs to be done into it. We have proof of concept on a larger scale with submarines and ships. Much like we did we combustion during the industrual revolution. Its now just a matter of refinement.
@Jake-ve4ueРік тому
@@jgreenberg No, it would be a logistical nightmare. There’s a critical mass needed for a fission reactor, just not possible to refine for a car. Every mechanic would need a security check and various radiation protection. And what about intentional sabotage, a car fire just turned into a dirty bomb.