Top Gear news session from series 9 episode 5, all credits remain to BBC, Top Gear.
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@akjones98017 років тому
"You'd be exactly the same if Graham Norton was coming on" I'm in tears 😂😂
@wjmcd7036 років тому
A K Jones Me too
@rolon-ew5kl6 років тому
They all roasted each other
@FarmYardGaming5 місяців тому
Came here just for that bit
@jonciobanu45467 років тому
"it has two knobs in it, well three if you count the one who bought it" xD brilliant!
@EM-yk1dw7 років тому
You used it as an excuse last night to fondle my leg.
@rolon-ew5kl6 років тому
If I was in that car seeing that I would have laughed a lot.
@reececollison5101Рік тому
My sides were hurting when I saw it the first time 😂
@gedhoughton9523Рік тому
Just shows they are proper mates. Lads with a love of Cars whereas new Top Gear is just a comedian, ex cricketer and some journalist reviewing cars.
@carbonfibreguy8 років тому
This news segment tops the list of the greatest banter they've had on the show.
@TeamBombersportsUK7 років тому
Especially if you combine that from the actual interview segment on this show, with Kristen Scott-Thomas (and the others fucking around and trolling Clarkson all the way through the interview)
@berkkarsi7 років тому
Clarskon got roasted for real
@wjmcd7036 років тому
Berk Karşı May did too....
@Juniper4584 роки тому
At the end though james got hit hard lol
@keeperofeurobeat84213 роки тому
Hammond dunked him in lava when he talked about being immortalized in Madam Tussauds. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/foJiro5roqB-pqM.html&ab_channel=AlexC
@markcf83Рік тому
They have savaged each other big time.
@iwangrant94808 років тому
"I thought he was going to a job interview" how suitable.
@thegirthquake85748 років тому
>How suitable Ayyy
@paulcarmi81305 років тому
Well amazon hired them on :D
@Trillock-hy1cf4 роки тому
And, the show would have ended before it did later on.
@reverseengineeredbot33874 роки тому
The reason this show worked so well was because they were genuinely friends who liked ripping the piss outta each other
@Orcawhale13 роки тому
Nope, it worked because they had good chemistry and Andy Willman(Producer) knew how to play it up. They weren't "friends" at the start of the show, May didn't join untill season 2, and Hammond was casted..
@markcf833 роки тому
Yesssssssss.......
@davefred3 роки тому
@@Orcawhale1 So they became friends after they started making the show together... No shit
@Orcawhale13 роки тому
@@davefred You stupid or what? Read the comment in question and then my response.
@Veyron722skyhook8 років тому
"Would you like some more fruit cake, Vicar? It's got cocaine in it."
@revmeister0076 років тому
Veyron722skyhook Isn't that a line from Father Ted?
@applejuice52722 роки тому
@@revmeister007 Yep! What am I talking about? I mean raisins!
@GODOFHELLFIRE36 років тому
4:15 - Hammond delivers the ultimate reality-check.
@houssamalucad7532 роки тому
I felt second hand pain from that
@organfairy2 роки тому
It reminds me of Fawlty Towers where Sybil once said to Basil: “Do you really imagine, even in your wildest dreams, that a girl like this could possibly be interested in an aging, Brilliantined, stick-insect like you?”
@gedhoughton9523Рік тому
‘Do you SERIOUSLY think she’s gonna be impressed by some YELLOW-TOOTHED FAT OLD MAN WITH PUBES FOR HAIR getting out of SOMEBODY ELSE’S Rolls Royce?!’ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jakponfraslot43348 років тому
There's only 2 knobs in it .... well, 3 if you count the one that bought the car.
@kelvinkemoi2482Рік тому
They really bantered Jeremy to death on this one 😂 but that Graham Norton joke was epic!
@archangel91919 років тому
04:25 - "At least he's had his pubes cut!"
@archangel91919 років тому
06:07 - "What you mean, there's only two knobs in it, well, three if you count the one who bought it!"
@ferasalhati87138 років тому
That was fucking brutal Lmao
@markcf833 роки тому
Harsh assessment.
@manojpreeth70582 роки тому
8 minutes 20 seconds of hamster roasting Mr. Slowly and Clarkson 🤣
@WyvernApalis5 років тому
>Has millions of pounds and many super cars Drives around in a Panda lul
@erty23894 роки тому
kuro neko fiat owner alert! Fiat owner alert! Fix It Again Tony!
@sotirismp28834 роки тому
@@erty2389 still better than anything made by gm and mitsubishi
@erty23894 роки тому
opaparac evo IX, 3000gt vr4, galant vr4 Tell me what fiat model is better than any of those🤔
@sotirismp28834 роки тому
@@erty2389 fiat Dino, coupe 20v turbo, abarth 600. The problem is i love those mitsubishis you said, its Just that all their normal cars were always dreadful shitboxes like the mirage and the normal lancer. The italians are much better at making small cars, like the panda, which even clarkson agrees is brilliant
@erty23894 роки тому
opaparac while i agree those are cool cars, and 90% of mitsubishis suck ass, i still think the cars i mentioned make up for it
@arion96962 роки тому
The Graham Norton and knob jokes were the best. 6:10 and 7:35
@Trihawk7Рік тому
I don't get it
@jamesbarker52542 роки тому
This trio will never be replicated. These 3 are the purest of the gold standard.
@akihiko40366 років тому
4:51 why doesn't Hammond like the S2000 winning? He reviewed one in 1999 and thought it was brilliant
@rolon-ew5kl6 років тому
Aki Loves Tofu Jeremy should have said that.
@Griff13573 роки тому
I know the guy who owns the s2000 used in that test.
@no-damn-alias3 роки тому
So what?
@kieranhughes40907 років тому
Those shots fired at the end
@philryan3026Рік тому
This is the best news section old Top Gear ever did. Was so brilliantly funny from start to finish 😂👍🏻
@Rosario_Verano5 років тому
It's easily a Top 3 news segments on Top Gear
@Catalina._5 років тому
Hammond the roaster
@zarlei60484 роки тому
1:45 Gotta love British wit.
@LordTwaddle6 років тому
There was a time where Jeremy liked the Maserati more than the Alfa?
@jackbauer96948 років тому
Makes me feel old!...
@xiaoyu882 роки тому
One of the best segments on television, Ever.
@zbigniewmalec37466 років тому
The most satisfying Skoda to drive is Skoda T50/51.
@karlisk46 років тому
Zbigniew Malec lmao
@jimmerframed69885 років тому
I live for stuff like this. I’m dying rn!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@israaalkatip98818 років тому
hei jeremy ! Can a car ever be art ? 2:42
@rolon-ew5kl6 років тому
isra alkatip yes long as it looks very good.
@scsutton12 місяці тому
For a few moments, Top Gear became the roast of Jeremy Clarkson.
@thecj13006 років тому
This is better than the real news
@rafigamma075 років тому
Cuan Jason how can it not be
@ThEhOmiesSWaLrUs13 років тому
" you'd be the same if graeme nourghton was on." Clarkson is too funny!
@no-damn-alias3 роки тому
that's Top Gear in its prime
@barry13693 роки тому
I could just watch them do the news all day
@matthewadams52456 років тому
Has anyone else noticed this isn't season 9 episode 5
@skrue684 роки тому
Wonder why Jeremy hates the Alfa 8C and 4C in those earlier shows and later i literally love them alot! 🤔🤣
@Skeevan_4 роки тому
Two years later he called the 8C art, and said the maserati was ugly, weird how that works
@HSMiyamoto3 роки тому
Non-fans said old TG was hosted by man-children, but when Richard needles Jeremy about Kristin Scott Thomas, it's like watching a schoolboy teasing a mate about his attraction to a pretty girl in class. Grown men acting like they are about eight.
@akito70253 роки тому
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@zakvilanilam33884 роки тому
Pure gold
@luke95713 роки тому
Hammond was better in earlier years. Went a bit weird and different when he had his hair crisis
@zaidhasan48813 роки тому
This is one of the best pens
@AlejjSi12 років тому
Actually, the Passat R36 did make a sense. Without it existing,our police wouldn´t spend huge amount money on buying them and will use it on protecting us... :D :(
@applejuice52722 роки тому
Effectively replaced the previous WR8 model
@benmatheson11893 роки тому
tHIS VIDEO DEFINES CHEMISTRY
@wjmcd7036 років тому
Jeremy hasn't got enough hair to spend more than £4 on a haircut....
@jakponfraslot43348 років тому
6:58 I still wonder why people outside of France buy French car, since they are universally known as being crap of the purest form.
@computerpcguy18 років тому
+Jakpon Fraslot People sell them cheap second hand cause they're crap.
@CitroenC4077 років тому
Not true. My last French car (a Citroen C5) went through 8 completely trouble-free years in my household. My current car is also French (another Citroen), which I bought new last year. So far not so much as even a rattle. I'm not the only one who has had this experience with French cars either.
@brup1237 років тому
Well of course they don't have a 100% failure rate, so some people are bound to own trouble-free French cars statistically. However the surveys, reviews and reputation don't lie - French cars are known for being less reliable than most other car brands. There's pretty much no defending it when the facts and figures are out there. I'd say you've been pretty lucky to own two trouble-free Citroens, but your luck may run out at some point.
@TheLastCrusader227 років тому
SB 90s French cars are bought by people who have no interest in cars, just like the "Modern Peugeot Driver" Top Gear clip suggests...Besides that people also buy them because they honestly look quite good, New French cars that is! And have you driven a C6? My God that car is comfortable
@TheLastCrusader227 років тому
SB 90s And in all fairness, this clip is quite old...New French cars are better made. Are they still among the lower segments on lists? Yes! Would I buy one? No! But the French car-bashing is sometimes quite unfounded and exaggerated
@charlieholmes47345 років тому
Im tired of complaint about the top gear guys being gone but now its just sad that Hammond may and clarkson are gone
@dmohamed35885 років тому
Ever heard of the grand tour
@archangel91919 років тому
Jeremy's in love! Sorry I couldn't resist!
@izzyberghmans38015 років тому
I bet you would do the same if Graham northern showen up
@danielsaunders28784 роки тому
Wonder if he wore the same suit to his interview after he was sacked. Can't believe what they did to top gear now. Bring back the trio
@nikolaiorr83836 років тому
May got roasted lol go Jeremy
@Trillock-hy1cf4 роки тому
I much prefer the 30 odd minute episodes of the 'news' because in these small clips, I get interested, and then it stops.
@Deepak.R-a-n-a6 років тому
i gota see this episode
@Jaymac7204 роки тому
The Maserati Granturismo is disgustingly expensive in the US. $150,000 base price, and you’ll lose every penny of it in 4 years
@whoeverthefuckiwanttobe49625 років тому
Today on roast clarkson!
@akito70253 роки тому
James roasts Clarkson Hammond steams Clarkson Aaaand Clarkson gets roasted
@aaron-naomiharding44952 роки тому
At least he’s got his lives cut 😂
@jaymyers64524 роки тому
He said the maserati is better looking and then later on when he had a good look he made a whole thing on it calling it art
@TheDecidingBullet10 років тому
i wanne see the tracktor..
@wjmcd7036 років тому
Everything is funny about a Fiat Panda
@TomKeresey105 місяців тому
6:05-6:11, that made me laugh.
@alunchurcher70604 роки тому
ive had the misfortune of owning 2 alfa's in the pst and i promised myself that id never buy another, why i need a reliable vehicle so i tend to go for audi's.
@realxeltos4 роки тому
Wtf with the low volume?
@artilleryfire65764 роки тому
its not low
@TheDecidingBullet10 років тому
Omg no !!!!!! it's tractor???? my life is over!!!!! Please forgive me for not being English or American.
@solomonpk4 роки тому
Compa what?
@merc7225 років тому
Who is this Christine they're talking about?
@decodolly15355 років тому
Kristin Scott Thomas - she's an actress. It was a running theme that Jeremy fancied her and she was the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car in this episode.
@bhavneetsingh11983 роки тому
Three if you count the one who bought it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@wonderland.62 роки тому
this was the peak of tv in history. i don’t care
@smartie87613 роки тому
6:07
@22Nyool9 років тому
What was the Norton joke about?
@BunniMonster8 років тому
Bay Sket Jeremy is in love and dressing/acting to impress. Claims James would do the same for Graham Norton (Famously gay, male TV presenter/failed stand-up comic).
@connfyoozed7 років тому
They sometimes joke about James being gay, perhaps because was the only one who wasn't married (I believe Jeremy is now divorced). However, James has lived with the same girlfriend for going on 15 years or so.
@rolon-ew5kl6 років тому
TheBunniMonster I like when they annoy Jeremy in the interview with a sign pointing out he likes her.
@Kamil_SONE7 років тому
if these guys knew about farming simulator they would have had a laugh with the crops
@mrnuutnuut43146 років тому
You are legit telling me that 3 50 year old men should know farming simulator? The most crappy and overrated game on the whole universe? Please, think before you say something
@DriftxKingGTR6 років тому
When Top Gear was Lit fam..
@cecilyballengee148210 років тому
its tractor not tracktor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Lucifera101112 років тому
@Nicksta101 haha, nice touch ;-) , but usually "these" people won't understand to irony or joke. They just need to offend somebody to feel better about themselves. Low IQ or his mama didn't like him properly.