Top Gear goes to Bolivia! This is a collection of small scenes that you may/may not have seen, so enjoy :D All credits remain to BBC and Top Gear.
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@thePIXELATEDhippo5 років тому
It's been nearly eight years. Still waiting for that part two.
@Trillock-hy1cf5 років тому
He probably got the point that issuing Pt2, of 'Bits you didn't see' because people have already seen them in the original programmes, and decided not to pull the stunt twice.....:)
@Trillock-hy1cf4 роки тому
@Rishi Rajan Ah OK....so where is Part 2 of bits we have never seen?
@shyyzzz4 роки тому
@Rishi Rajan all of these were on the tv version tho
@zxbzxbzxb14 роки тому
@@shyyzzz A few bits were but most of it is new. I've got the original broadcast version recorded and watched a few times, most of these clips aren't in it at all, and none of them are in it in full
@shyyzzz4 роки тому
@@zxbzxbzxb1 could be that ive watched this video enough times that my brain edited it together
@Muryxkitteh13 років тому
"If you did anything more manly, you'd be in danger of making yourself pregnant." I just love Richard Hammond. Ever notice how the age of our three presenters is inversely proportional to their levels of maturity?
@chrisau81902 роки тому
one of my all time favourite underrated Hammond quotes!
@Lincolntowncoupe2 роки тому
"if I was a girl I'd be pregnant a lot"
@gabrielv.43582 роки тому
Lmao
@Yosef94382 роки тому
Jeremy himself has said that Hammond is probably the funniest person he knows until the cameras turn on
@xxstellastarlightxx9284Рік тому
middle aged 8 yr olds lmao
@sebastianerlandsson214110 років тому
"Why am I so utterly useless, at literally everything?" - Jeremy Clarkson
@simontay48513 роки тому
Because he's a lazy fat bastard.
@DatW2683 роки тому
@@simontay4851 No you are the one that @Sebastian Erlandsson is talking about.
@libertyrwhite9 років тому
Hammond: "Woah! This sword is double edged!" May: "Yeah, they're both blunt!" HAHAHAHAH. :D
@MichaelD83935 років тому
Hammond "You may as well hit it with the side!"
@bhsmiler08714 роки тому
Funny that May machetes Clarkson to death with that gift later on 😂
@happymonk42064 роки тому
Essentially a really big butter knife 😂
@caboose.206 років тому
I love the tarantula bit. It's like it's not three people presenting a car show, it's three blokes on a nature excursion.
@Shakes-Off-FearРік тому
Three schoolboys on a nature excursion
@philip2.2.12Місяць тому
“Look at his little Face”
@usandutz5 років тому
"As I sunk into the ooze, my colleagues became increasingly concerned" As Hammond and May are laughing their asses off.
@Generalscorpio9 років тому
"If you do anything else more manly you'll make yourself pregnant".
@StaK_19805 років тому
God, I lost it there soon hard! ☺
@parker201255 років тому
Too late...
@bossnian56155 років тому
7:28 btw
@V.IV.Rusty.5 років тому
HERETIC!
@BK-it6wg4 роки тому
The funniest hammond line ever
@hdaviator918110 років тому
"belt of many things" LMFAO
@connfyoozed9 років тому
"Don't touch it!"
@MichaelD83935 років тому
Or a "My First Explorer Kit" 😂
@Milkman42795 років тому
I used to have one of those when I was a teenager.
@SAMann7295 років тому
“What’s that?” *Points at James crotch* “My chap”
@JonatasAdoM5 років тому
If it didn't look so weird I'd love to have it. Just imagine being able to carry stuff without a backpack or a suitcase.
@decodolly15355 років тому
Hammond's reaction to the tarantula: Picks up spade, "I'll go for your f*cking head". Exactly what my reaction would be and perfectly reasonable in the circumstances.
@EmeliaScarlet10 років тому
"Oh no Jeremy, I've come with my indoor trousers on" :P
@scottkelly2256 років тому
Emelia scott
@whyarewehere38934 роки тому
Erm?
@caboosemcgrief6 років тому
*hammond's knee-zipper pants* hey i had a pair of those they were awesome *hammond's annoying t-rex flashlight that screams everytime you use it* wtf i have that too
@rachelmcquade89105 років тому
Nice try, Hammond, we know it's you now
@probablynotyourdad46165 років тому
You could do a cosplay
@niteshadesings90504 роки тому
you are richard hammond....
@irritatedmushroom24 роки тому
Hammond you blithering idiot!
@TRC984 роки тому
I have two pairs 🤣 GF loves them tho
@dennis91134 роки тому
The bit at 2:29 is so good. Hammonds face when he impersonates a fish is just gold
@StaK_198011 років тому
Hammond delivering the best one-liner, ever: "If you'd be ever more manly, you'd make yourself pregnant"...
@abramo77003 роки тому
Mikael Jensen thanks for noting that
@moogle68Рік тому
Apparently no one else wanted to correct you, so I will: **CORRECTION**: "If you do anything more manly, you'll be in danger of making yourself pregnant." (At least, that's what he was definitely intending to say. Whether some of those words got lost in his haste to say them and stop Clarkson ASAP is debatable, but *what* he meant to say was obvious)
@boktorinator6938 місяців тому
@@abramo7700you're such a nerd
@TheNightman.4 місяці тому
@@moogle68 Nobody cares, that's why
@moogle684 місяці тому
@@TheNightman. Well, clearly 3 people cared besides me, because they liked my comments, and that's all my pathetic ass needs! Ha!
@amoshobbs268410 років тому
The reason bits are cut out of the US version is because the US thinks it needs to have commercials. So parts must be cut out to get it to fit in an hour time slot. Where in the UK when it airs on BBC2 there is no commercials so they can fill the whole Hour with Top Gear and not commercials :)
@fuzzface82526 років тому
The reason for commercials is, companies pay TV channels to show their products, and that pays for all the operating costs of the TV channel. The BBC for example is owned by the British Government, and if you want to see the BBC, you pay a license fee every year, and that covers all their operating costs. But then there is the method used by PBS. They're not paid through adverts, and they're not owned by the government. They rely only on public donations to stay afloat.
@why30114 роки тому
@@fuzzface8252 I heard no one pays those fees, it's like a tax on the ultra timid people.
@markcameron57194 роки тому
@@why3011 You heard wrong 😂
@why30114 роки тому
@@markcameron5719 possibly
@stickyblicky114 роки тому
@@why3011 You heard right no intelligent person pays those
@cjcal26745 років тому
Hammond - “The moment you get those jeans wet, which you will” Clarkson - “I won’t” 2:14
@tatotiteta6 років тому
7:18 top 10 best anime fight
@Apidium11 років тому
I laughed so hard when Jeremy said: "James was suspiciously skilful with the Vaseline and condoms".
@Jman071110 років тому
Most of this was in the U.K Version, but U.S version does cut out a lot of different bits.
@therisenmitten78145 років тому
Alex G. This is only the UK version
@rkenshin3644 роки тому
@DirtyBrit Nah U.S has different cuts of UK top gear for some reason
@maleprincess624 роки тому
@CJ they're doing only specials now
@timboyle31144 роки тому
first time I saw this in US it had this stuff in
@rattiom4 роки тому
@@rkenshin364 It's because the UK one is shown on BBC which has no ads, but USA has ads
@Anonymous-pm7jf2 місяці тому
It's been 13 years and I'm still waiting for part 2 😐
@vrishankarya8888Рік тому
Nearing 13 years now still patiently waiting for the part 2
@gunz4legz9 років тому
Jeremy plays with tarantulas like they're pets, yet I freak out if a stink bug lands in front of me...
@johnorr85736 років тому
gunz4legz I hate those little things
@fredahouston23955 років тому
If he chased after me with that spider I would have bashed his brains in with the shovel.
@SimonElenor4 роки тому
Don't live in TN then! It's the state bird here!
@businessmail49294 роки тому
@Tim stro59 how do you survive that even
@andregon43663 роки тому
Actually tarantulas *are* pets.
@jamesfieweger86486 років тому
I couldnt stop laughing when clarkson started chasing hammond around with the spider. Priceless
@alansohn855Рік тому
Priceful*, Clarkson got 1 million of Hammond's pounds.
@grahammaxwell21129 місяців тому
@@alansohn855 its not that funny ffs
@paulcarmi81309 місяців тому
@@grahammaxwell2112I hope that you find things that make you happy. Or don’t, don’t is fine too.
@grahammaxwell21129 місяців тому
@@paulcarmi8130 get a girl
@jesush.tap-dancingchrist73284 місяці тому
I'll go for your fucking head
@alistairwalker28502 роки тому
Okay, James and Jeremy getting into a chainsaw-machete fight absolutely got me.
@henryphilippeaux35664 роки тому
Pulls out machete: "A sword"
@william59glersh12 років тому
It's a shame that the BBC have to cut this stuff out, it's just as good as the main show. Funny stuff.
@Cup_7010 років тому
Weren't all of this in the movie? I swear I remember alot of these scenes.
@ralphschaddelee63849 років тому
"Bits we did see"
@taylormckenzie66699 років тому
You would have seen the director's cut. He is talking about the regular t.v one
@Zacho7899 років тому
Top Gear - The Movie
@Cup_709 років тому
Zacho789 The specials are Movies m88.
@YourBeastRoy9 років тому
dude they were all in this episode this uploader is a jack ass
@patrickmaclean15244 роки тому
Choose your fighter: Mad Jeremy - Chainsaw of death and destruction, Marshall May - Machete of fear and peril.
@paged59274 роки тому
Patrick MacLean, what about Hammond
@thenumbah1birdman4 роки тому
@@paged5927 manlet Hammond- clothes of pointlessness and shortness
@MediumRareOpinions4 роки тому
@@paged5927 weapon of choice - Upside down electric supercar Might just be the most dangerous of the trio, if only to himself.
@tomf31502 роки тому
Dull Machete of Blunt Trauma +1
@TheBlackJacksItalia5 років тому
7:20 "Let's take that as a message, possibly even from god" How on earth did that not get in? Has to be one of the funniest bits ever.
@jamesamos87204 роки тому
It did in the UK.
@TimSlee14 роки тому
That is my favorite bit. I love when Jeremy was just like "Why has it stalled"
@MrWolfSnack10 місяців тому
@@jamesamos8720 Yes I have the original TV rips and I seen that bit. I had no idea what he meant that that piece wasn't in the show. Funny how US reruns censored it. What a joke of a country.
@grzegorzzawadzki36936 років тому
Clips included in regular episode: - Richard's pants and Belt of Many Things - James claiming his car was blue - Jeremy's sinking (without candiru fish banter) - Richard brushing his teeth and crawling Tarantula countershaft - reading insects book at camp - Richard's babling after drugs
@kevt71515 років тому
Richards trousers you mean. This is not an American production. His pants are underneath and are not shown
@validperson57674 роки тому
@@kevt7151 as a british person i don't understand why brits have to be so pedantic
@Zak-ob5ze4 роки тому
All of it included when it aired
@markjohnson79104 роки тому
I love Coca leaf Hammond
@adriaansmit8110 років тому
What's all this? - That's my Belt of Many Things. hahahaha
@MichaelD83935 років тому
Or as the rest of humanity would call it: a "My First Explorer's Kit" 😂
@moramento225 років тому
"Don't touch it"
@PakiFighter4 роки тому
..... cuz I’m Batman
@lederp426 років тому
"Oh look, the sword is double-edged" "Oh yeah, both sides, they're both blunt"
@gbay52505 років тому
You can tell immediately that jeremy has never touched a chainsaw in his life
@jakeyw1112 років тому
"Despite using the correct technique, Hammond couldn't get his car going"... Priceless!
@DanielStance9711 років тому
"James why have we stopped?" *Crash*
@brandismith79983 роки тому
Hammond delivering the best one-liner, ever: "If you'd be ever more manly, you'd make yourself pregnant"...
@FadiZia9 років тому
James may's legendary "Belt of many things". EPIC!!!
@thatchoirgirl949 місяців тому
DON'T touch it!
@GamingAmbienceLive4 роки тому
*one of the craziest and most iconic journeys they have undertaken, made me forever want to go visit bolivia, its insane how they got to that starting point, its literally in the middle of nowhere*
@archangel919112 років тому
Favorite bit at 4:25-4:27 - Hammond's reaction to the spider, "Why me?!" Brilliant, Clarkson bringing the spider towards him, with the Hamster saying "I won't kill the spider, I'll hit your head with the spade(!)"
@ospreyphil89953 роки тому
Hammond trying to stop the chainsaw machete fight was like a teacher trying to control their dysfunctional class 😂😂
@rickswineberg10 місяців тому
The camaraderie and chemistry between them is fantastic.
@emiliospowerballer14414 роки тому
When you miss top gear so much you watch epeisodes 8 years ago
@Snakedoctorjw12 років тому
This is my Favorite episode! Im an outdoors man but what they did was amazing! They bought three 4x4 they never saw and made one heel of a trip through an unforgiving terrain and made it!
@HardwareAddiction10 років тому
lmao jeremy with the chainsaw haha
@233Deadman6 років тому
Jeremy with a chainsaw and no safety gear on any of them.
@MrRohanThomas6 років тому
HardwareAddiction I laughed so bad when he started cutting James car
@davidpoole70986 років тому
"You know everything you try and do, ever?" "Yes." "It's terrible."
@541er5 років тому
What could possibly go wrong?
@burritodorit07725 років тому
I AM THE GOD OF HAILFIRE!!!
@arminpetschelt81273 роки тому
"His plums are in the Amazon, look" will always be my favorite Hammond quote
@daman79224 роки тому
“Don’t touch it.”
@kayper5412 років тому
I'm with Hammond on this. In fact, when I found out where the special was for that series, I thought that they couldn't PAY me enough to go to a place that has spiders the size of dinner plates and roaches the size of basset hounds.
@brainkrieg1423Рік тому
If it makes you feel any better, tarantulas are pretty chill and aren't deadly to humans. The spiders that'll kill you are usually a lot smaller because they don't need to physically overpower their prey since their venom turns all the prey's organs into soup.
@CatgirlExplise6039Рік тому
@@brainkrieg1423 unless your in australia than everything is big and venomous and also will eat you.
@radbertgrimmig39799 років тому
The cheapest chinese STIHL imitation chain saw they could find.
@jblob57646 років тому
Radbert Grimmig and then call it "real"
@derschildetaler15055 років тому
But it works ;)
@floorsinbower86124 роки тому
@Snow Wolf you work with saws?
@guseks84134 роки тому
@Snow Wolf Stihl is a top brand for chain saws man.
@whyarewehere38934 роки тому
That's a yikes
@nicolasbsmith7810 років тому
I love these 3 pillocks!!!
@Rusty1606 років тому
Nicolas Smith me too 😂
@MichaelD83935 років тому
Same! Without them, Top Gear is nothing. Not even a shadow of it's former self.
@loganthekrogan21829 років тому
0:43 James May is Batman.
@himynamelscolin4 роки тому
I love how Jeremy just DIVES right in with the chainsaw rather than angle the cuts lmaooo
@theseageek4 роки тому
Jeremy: My colleagues became increasingly concerned. *Hammond and May laughing their guts out* Oh how ive missed the old TG
@mangoshake3 роки тому
"Hammond and I set about the tree with _all_ our strength" Hammond prroceeds to smack the trunk like a schoolgirl
@HSMiyamoto5 років тому
The last bit with Hammond on drugs is best.
@jakubgraus134 роки тому
When Jeremy turned to James’ car with that chainsaw I died laughing 😂😂
@nrdaniel19946 років тому
oh it is double edged... blunt from both sides sides 😂😂😂🤣
@thenumbah1birdman4 роки тому
Richard hammond, imitating candiru at 2:40: "When it's up there it just EYYEH"
@greenhazmat10 років тому
Ive seen these clips the first showing on Directv but watch 20+ repeats w/out them. Good seeing them again!
@hinesvillebass67424 роки тому
"belt of many things" "dont touch that"
@trainablebook70794 роки тому
Part 2... 8 years later still waiting
@abramo77003 роки тому
something tells me he may never make a part 2
@JourneysADRIFTРік тому
This was one of my favorite specials.
@ukchris643 роки тому
I so miss this program, these were the best.
@DivinePeace1102Місяць тому
It's been 13 years. Still waiting for that part two.....
@barnabasgoda4573 роки тому
10 years and I am still waiting for part 2
@charlieneath88626 років тому
I know what Richard was on about when he was talking about the high low bit, as I live near it
@Metal-Possum10 років тому
"If you do anything more manly, you're in danger of making yourself pregnant"
@MsDemonBunny11 років тому
A chainsaw. Oi. I must say I'm impressed nobody lost a limb. They seem to be perfectly fine indoors, but get them outside surrounded by trees, and they came slightly unhinged. Can not overstate how much I LOVE these guys!
@SamaraRing9 років тому
2 hours later Priceless :D
@JensenViperceptorSE9 років тому
Love these bits of Top Gear.
@jakublulek326110 років тому
Duel James vs. Jeremy is the best.
@adsyoffinch3 роки тому
The bit where Hammond "did his laundry" wasn't on the original 😂
@chillchillpill5 років тому
"Jeremy Clarkson is a colossal knob" - James May
@JohnWilliams-qe7eh4 роки тому
One of my favourite top gear. Episodes ever
@lloydnogood97052 місяці тому
It's been 13 years still waiting for that part 2
@GreenRupee12 років тому
Love to see a complete uncut version of these challenges, would probably be about 3 hours but it still would be great. On a side note, it's ironic that jeremy said at 0:37 he won't get wet when hours later he starts to sink in the water.
@JoeBarnes959 років тому
this is my favourite episode you don't see this on any other programme especially the chainsaw vs machete fight.
@bikelifewill64835 років тому
Hammond feel that" God its double edged" It isn't they're both blunt" hahahahah
@maxthatsit22835 років тому
The legend says that he is still making part 2
@UrbanHeartBeatz6 років тому
6:50 is when Hammond lost it 😂😂
@User224354 роки тому
“I couldn’t stand the noise from my bag any longer” wtf lol
@shivi44195 років тому
these guys are hilarious.. love them
@gx2akosu_7255 років тому
Saw all of this, way to go champ
@cpt.shmitt73875 років тому
Jeremy is so immature, chasing Hammond with a spider... love him.
@ICKY4275 років тому
"you know everything you try and do, ever?" "ya" "its terrible"
@donactdum66359 місяців тому
“Sounds light, maybe it titanium” That shit had me fucking dying lmfaoaoa
@diegonicholls11 років тому
The most important visit that we had in Bolivia and I dont remember the news talking about this, the best car show in this little country and there was no media coverage, what a shame, I hope they come back someday
@davidpoole70985 років тому
I don't know why, but every time Jeremy bumped into James when they stop I almost die laughing
@sianj4562 роки тому
Gawd, I miss the PROPER Top Gear much - thank the heavens for Amazon and DVD's!! Love the boyz to bits!!!
@lancelotchidenga300410 років тому
I love Jeremy absolutely fantastic old bloc he has the most fun on these shows....
@ryanford53872 роки тому
Nearly 11 years and still hoping for part 2
@pegasusonline14535 років тому
Mine and Richards reaction to the spider was the same
@jimmy3le9plus5 років тому
Legend says part 2 is still in the making.
@lazyjesus65733 роки тому
I must’ve watched the bits you didn’t see about 50+ times.
@CassandraVindicta9 років тому
DAMN YOU HAMMOND!!!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY CARAMELISED COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@mynameisopulence4 роки тому
Fun Fact: the Brazilian Wandering Spider’s venom is not only known to be lethal, it’s also known to cause extremely painful erections.
@timma_thy4 роки тому
Oh hell yeah.
@AverageAlien3 роки тому
I watch a top gear video, when the video is over my brain immediately forgets it, just so I can rewatch it again and it still feels fresh
@milesmansfield11 місяців тому
It was watching the Bolivia special that I first became interested in cars so it’s interesting seeing the full clips as apposed to the spliced and edited version
@StereoIWantItAll11 років тому
the part where Hammond is on coke is arguably the funniest thing i've ever seen.
@Mumbolian10 років тому
Scenes you didn't see? You mean things you didn't see if you didn't watch the episode? So why not just watch the episode? lol.
@gggecko110 років тому
They cut certain bits for certain countries. I'm in Australia, I watched the episode AND the DVD, and most of this stuff wasn't on there.
@misfitsscream10 років тому
gggecko1 same in america or on netflix
@Mumbolian10 років тому
gggecko1 Strange, why would they cut bits out. Surely the episode doesn't even flow properly when they do that? Pretty shit deal for you guys!
@CreedBrattonTheOffice10 років тому
Mumbolian Here in NZ we got it all! Shame Aussies! :P
@split19610 років тому
gggecko1 do what I do from here in America, it cost about $7 per month to rent a proxy server....you can watch topgear live as its broadcast or on BBC's iplayer repeats.
@imamagungsetiawan32134 роки тому
James and jeremy facing each other holding their weapon is like playing a battle game like tekken or something 😂
@billyb71195 років тому
"You know everything you try and do ever?" "It's terrible".
@braders790boop9 років тому
Milton Keynes for the win! I'm from there! Also. I can understand Hammonds problem with that tarantula. I'd have ran far away the moment I saw it