Trump Compares Himself to Jesus, Jimmy’s Shock After Japan Trip & Billy Crystal Pranks Cousin Micki
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Місяць томуJimmy went to Japan with his family on vacation and was shocked to discover that America is a filthy disgusting country, then he celebrated Easter in the middle of the night with his kids, President Biden and the First Lady hosted the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House, Trump posted 77 times on Truth Social yesterday where he compared himself to Jesus, his daughter-in-law Lara Trump dropped a new album on the same day as Beyonce, our nation’s newscasters can’t believe it’s April, and Cousin Micki gets pranked by Billy Crystal for April Fools’ Day.
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@AllenHanPR Місяць тому
I knew someone who lost their wallet in Japan he had his California license in it. Someone shipped it to California to his address with the cash and everything in it. All it said was "hope your trip was fun" no mention of who sent it back. They are honorable people.
@DarthQueefious Місяць тому
The benefits of a high trust, homogeneous country.
@dickslap37 Місяць тому
The penalty for theft in Japan is up to 10 years in prison, so it’s no wonder why everyone seems to be so much nicer over there.
@angiebear8727 Місяць тому
Wow. That’s so nice. I think I want to live in Japan.
@HBKJester Місяць тому
black dude would’ve taken it
@lisahannah3175 Місяць тому
That’s actually happened to me in France. I had to change my whole idea of the country
@Kim_Miller Місяць тому
Cousin Mikki is like a whole room full of golden retriever puppies, totally sweet and adorable. The world needs more of her.
@dar44445 Місяць тому
Gosh, I laughed until I cried 😂🤣
@dancingruth Місяць тому
Good simile.
@carlwilliams6977 Місяць тому
Hate to say it, but I found it very sad. She's such a pleaser. I realize it's her job, but there's a point where a practical person would have said, maybe this just isn't going to work. I mean, can you even imagine putting Crystal on stage in that condition? Sadly, comparing her to a Golden retriever was an apt analogy! Besides...they probably shortened her life by a couple of years!
@practicalwerewolf Місяць тому
@@carlwilliams6977 You don't "hate" to belittle people. You love everything about your comment. You love everything about yourself. No need to lie Carl, just say it "You think your sh!t smells like banana pie"... I get it my man. We all start off thinking we know everything and critique others without ever even taking a glance at ourselves in the mirror. Some make it out of that self-centered view of the world and everything in it, most do not. Either way, just know that your comment lacks humility in any real sense, so you haven't made it out yet ;)
@fpshooterful Місяць тому
I wouldn't be surprsied if she worked as a social worker in the past.
@catherinedunne1799 Місяць тому
I just went to Japan too and I COMPLETELY AGREE. lol best bathrooms ever.
@nobilesnovushomo58 Місяць тому
only japanese live there and the right-wing has been in control for decades.
@Digger-Nick 28 днів тому
Great, now stop voting democrat so we can get back on track
@clairdelune1806 Місяць тому
I've been to Japan many times and it's a country that has changed your outlook on life in a good way.
@SouthCountyGal Місяць тому
Cousin Micki is a treasure.
@erickborling1302 Місяць тому
Sometimes Kimmel's pranks are a little too predatory!
@freya8133 Місяць тому
She's in on the joke though. Nobody is that clueless.
@livewiiiiire Місяць тому
@@freya8133this must be your first time seeing Micki - she truly is.
@tylerwood8710 Місяць тому
She is possibly the most innocently-assuming nice person I've ever seen on television.
@chefmagneto Місяць тому
They are going to give her a heart attack, possibly me too from laughing.
@kirkebales Місяць тому
OMG Cousin Nicki is the sweetest person in the world. She is absolutely adorable. That bit was hilarious too.
@loretta5653 Місяць тому
I love her
@philster6383 Місяць тому
@@loretta5653 She is beautiful and a VERY sweet lady
@alexplorer Місяць тому
The real Joe Biden would have been in awe if he had spoken to Cousin Micki. She is a National Treasure.
@wisdomprepper Місяць тому
1,000,000% seems like such a sweetheart!
@quartzimaging Місяць тому
A+++
@kirstenhockaday9847 Місяць тому
As a retired Marine, I spent a lot of time in mainland Japan and Okinawa. Their countries are the cleanest in Asia. They have always been this way. Bathing is an art form. Compared to the rest of the world, they are the cleanest, most polite society. Going from Japan to Korea was a shocking experience.
@JanHubner_db10 Місяць тому
German fella here (semi-clean society, i might hope?): At Football World Cups (soccer), the Japanese supporters are famous not only for their great support but for cleaning their stands up before leaving the stadium. That had/has a profound impact on football coverage here during tournaments. And I mean, why dont we all do that or similar?!
@piotrplewa1889 Місяць тому
Homogeneous people that all share the same culture. You dont trash your own house
@pierce4026 Місяць тому
0 minorities lol
@scorchedearth4248 Місяць тому
@JanHubner_db10 Japan is a homogeneous country. They know multiculturalism doesn't work, and bringing in millions of 3rd world people would ruin their country.
@dandy3082 Місяць тому
Homogenous conservative countries that value families and hard work tend to do that
@rivierarocket Місяць тому
Not only are the Japanese exceptionally clean but also exceptionally honest. While visiting an aquatic and botanical park in Okinawa a few years back, I realized that I had left my video camera somewhere near the aquarium. I took the little train back down from the botanical garden and explained to the train driver in my broken Japanese that I had forgotten my camera at the aquarium. He called ahead. When we arrived a Japanese employee greeted my wife and I and we followed her upstairs where she presented the video camera immaculately wrapped for protection and only asked me to identify the make. ...done and I had my camera back. In fact I know Jpan so I was not worried that I would lose it. Had this been the US (I'm American) or Europe where I live, that camera would already have been in someone's pocket as new found treasure. Not so in Japan. And when you have an appointment with a Japanese person, they arrive exactly on time. One minute late will result in bowing and apologies for being late. In short...Love Japan!
@handsome-km9cr 22 дні тому
they aren't exceptionally honest. this is just a western misunderstanding of the way things are done here. they steal and keep things they find, but they are selective about it and it isn't based on the inherent value. it's based on how they found the item and it's a type of training they all go through their whole lives. so a bit like pavlov's dog, if they find something exceptionally valuable, but on a train in front of people, that item will be returned. if they find a few dollars in someone's wallet alone in a private corner - that person will never see that item again. i've had wallets lost and never returned, but wallets and keys lost and returned. we've had toys returned, but i also had multiple bikes stolen and a $5000.00 family heirloom left on the train and never returned either. the myths about japan are kind of ridiculous. just because they learn and teach their public differently about returning things doesn't make them more moral people. that's a western lens attributing ethics to a place where it doesn't belong.
@jazzmack7647 20 днів тому
@handsome-km9cr Are you ok?
@user-he7ct7pz5p 16 днів тому
@@handsome-km9cr 私はカリフォルニア州出身で日本に30年住んでいるが1台も車を盗まれたことがない。 日本で結婚し私の子供も車を持ち、親戚もいるが誰も車を盗まれた人が居ない。友人も盗まれた話を聞いたことが無い。 私が30年も生活していて1度もなかったことがあなたには何度もあるなんて不思議です。 そもそも日本の車はセキュリティに優れている。車を壊せばアラームが鳴り、離れた場所に居ても鍵が異常を知らせ、エンジンもかからない。だから鍵を車に置きっぱなしにしない限り盗まれることはありえないのに、どうして何度も盗まれたのかとてもとても不思議です。しかも鍵だけでなく$5000.00もの価値の物を車内に置いておくなんて、あなたは普段どんな国に住んでいるのか是非教えてほしい。アメリカじゃない事だけは確かだ。 とにかく、あなたは車を何台も盗まれるほど日本にとっても長く住んでいる。当然日本語も読めるし、日本語で返答できるでしょう。是非どのくらい日本にいるのかお聞きしたい。返答お待ちしています。
@PeteEllson5656 Місяць тому
The bit with Cousin Nikki was absolutely hilarious. She is such a sweetheart. Great video, as always.
@LindaC616 Місяць тому
Micki, and she is!
@pemdechen6300 Місяць тому
Cousin Micki is the sweetest person. Jimmy has some fantastic people working for him and with him 🎉
@suzannmatthews9857 Місяць тому
Japan is the cleanest place I have ever been in! Beautiful, unbelievable food, and so many lovely places/things to see. In addition to the cleanliness, you can go into any restaurant and expect to get delicious food.
@scorchedearth4248 Місяць тому
That's because it's a homogeneous country and rejects multiculturalism.
@gringopapi6985 Місяць тому
Sounds a lot like Sweden before Somalia invaded us :(
@johnmaki3046 Місяць тому
I JUST HATE THEIR FRIKKIN' CRAP CARS!
@damitzdesign Місяць тому
Total opposite of a democratic sanctuary city like Los Angeles 😮
@goukeban6197 Місяць тому
Why is that, though?
@marxinkillie1713 Місяць тому
Japan is amazing. People are considerate and respectful. Very clean. The trains can get you anywhere. Super cheap and convenient.
@TheSundayShooter Місяць тому
I wonder how their immigration policy looks
@riffgroove Місяць тому
@TheSundayShooter Anybody can move to Japan, who wants to.
@LeoBeastmode Місяць тому
@@riffgroove Have you actually read anything about Japanese immigration control? They don't play that refugee game, less than 6% of asylum seekers were recognized (the other 94% had their asylum status rejected). Of the permanent residents in Japan, less than 3% of the total population are immigrants and they WILL deport you if you step out of line.
@TheSundayShooter Місяць тому
@@riffgroove Not _anybody_
@riffgroove Місяць тому
@@TheSundayShooter Let me put it this way... if you or I wanted to, we'd most likely be able to.
@radiogoodguy6287 Місяць тому
The Billy Crystal bit was the BEST!😅
@cheska2024 Місяць тому
Cousin Micki is a doll!
@philster6383 Місяць тому
SHE ROCKS. LOVE HER!!!!
@Sunnyhaebaragi Місяць тому
She is so pure!!
@teresitauy3692 Місяць тому
Japan is not only very clean , people are very courteous, friendly, and down to earth .
@ilikenachosify Місяць тому
Japan is beautiful and the people are so polite and courteous ! I adore TOKYO ! Every western teen should go there
@jessepatterson1909 29 днів тому
No, dont bring our western BS to Japan. They already got enough after WW2.
@ErichToven 27 днів тому
I would take just 1 700th of improvement on American life. Just anything, you name it.
@kotonk Місяць тому
I'm an American here in Japan. I think you came at the right time, the weather is starting warm up and the cherry blossoms are blooming.
@thaisstone5192 Місяць тому
The cherry trees are blossoming.
@goodwillhumping7331 Місяць тому
no you're not
@Kenny49ERS Місяць тому
Japan lives on the top of volcanoes. It has to be great there or people will remember they could be dead at any moment.
@trekkiejunk Місяць тому
I live in DC, and the cherry blossoms near me just bloomed last week. I think they'e gone now.
@kathygodfrey3158 Місяць тому
Japan is on my bucket list 🌸
@HH-mw4sq Місяць тому
As another commenter commented, they had no idea that Lara Trump was a pacifist. She is such a pacifist, she refuses to "hit a note".
@hazelbickmore4228 Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂
@BD-zn7nr Місяць тому
Too funny!!!😂😅😂
@caronstout354 Місяць тому
She's the Florence Foster Jenkins of the GQP...
@lindagorham1409 Місяць тому
Believe her name is Lara
@HH-mw4sq Місяць тому
@@caronstout354 - hahahaha, you are clearly a cultured and knowledgeable person to come up with that reference.
@irisb7205 Місяць тому
The Japanese are awesomely honest . My gff had this sailor boyfriend and we requested Japanese umbrellas which he left at the store. A month or so later , he retrieved those and it was still there for safekeeping.
@handsome-km9cr 22 дні тому
they aren't honest. at all. you must be a tourist
@SimbaRobyn Місяць тому
I love that he’s surrounded himself with his family! I think it says a lot about about him as a person 😊
@victormihai3929 Місяць тому
:Like what exactly?
@chetsenior7253 Місяць тому
I think this says a lot about your ability to be conned.
@twiceshy9773 Місяць тому
Lol like Trump?? And Kim Jung Un?? Who exactly are you talking about?? Its easier to be surrounded by yesmen when you're paying all their bills and getting them jobs and houses
@SimbaRobyn Місяць тому
@@twiceshy9773 for us non cynical people it means loyalty, not forgetting where you came from, generosity…
@b-dub6865 Місяць тому
These responses say a lot about these people too. You’re right about Jimmy, though - he’s a good dude.😊
@bigtuna4984 Місяць тому
Where can I find a cousin Micki?! She is the most amazing person I’ve ever seen!
@handsome-km9cr 22 дні тому
in the country, brother. country people are still a bit more respectful than the rest of us in the big city. it's an old trope but it's still true in many cases. not all of course but many.
@S.Shea2432 Місяць тому
He's back Y'all!! We freaking missed You Jimmy Kimmel!! LOVE YOU!! 💜💜
@davegarmendia1717 Місяць тому
Just wondering what Republicans watch Late Night?
@JacquelineFox-xo6jn Місяць тому
Don't flatter him> The spider gag still wins.
@S.Shea2432 Місяць тому
@@davegarmendia1717, Republicans don't live here!! 🙄🤣
@piotrplewa1889 Місяць тому
We only come to laugh at the losers lol. Whats 1 "strength" that diversity brings us?
@dominique217 Місяць тому
Jimmy, you ain't neva lie. Japan is truly amazing. 👏🏽
@scorchedearth4248 Місяць тому
Why is Japan so amazing? Because it is a homogeneous country and knows multiculturalism doesn't work. You can't bring in 3rd world people by the millions and expect to have a successful country.
@mollyziegler276 Місяць тому
Your sweet cousin answering in a deep voice for Billy had me in stitches 😂😂😂
@mattsoca1 Місяць тому
I'm about a third of the way through a planned 3 and 1/2 year stay in Japan. Nearly 2 weeks ago, I returned home to California for a very brief business trip. I completely agree with Jimmy - the whole time I missed the cleanliness (as well as the civility and customer service) of Japan. This even extended to my flights. On the way to LA, I took an American carrier because of the more convenient flight schedule, and ended up regretting that decision. On the way back I was on a Japanese airline, and it felt like I had returned to Japan the moment I walked on board.
@Ladybug211211 Місяць тому
You’re so lucky! I visited there years ago and would love to return for another extended period. My favorite country
@mattsoca1 Місяць тому
@@Ladybug211211 Thank-you, I am so grateful for the opportunity to live in Japan as a resident. It is certainly different than just a short-term 90-day tourist visa.
@Sli8ht Місяць тому
I was hoping Jimmy was going to clown MI Rep. Matt Maddock for claiming “illegal invaders” had landed at a Detroit airport while it was actually the Gonzaga Men’s BB team.
@MariaMartinez-researcher Місяць тому
Impossible. Gonzaga doesn't exist. 😂
@dena6254 Місяць тому
Go Zags!! 💙 🤍
@PleaseDontEatTheAnimals Місяць тому
Oh yeah, he totally should have.
@brad3706 Місяць тому
@@MariaMartinez-researcherI live in Spokane, for a few months out of the year, and all my neighbors seem to think it's real...... but they think birds are real too. And Trump's hair is natural. Fox News too.
@grogery1570 Місяць тому
@@MariaMartinez-researcher sure it does, it is a small town in Mexico with the worlds shortest basketball team!
@rvboyett Місяць тому
I lived in Japan for two years, back in the 90’s, and my wife is Japanese. Even back then it was cleaner. The bathrooms can put Buc-ee’s to shame (IYKYK). He’s right about people carrying their trash back home. NO ONE litters. I love the USA but there definitely are some things we could and should learn from the Japanese.
@TeresaCook-de6jo Місяць тому
Oh my goodness, how innocent and sweet can anyone be! She was adorable. A breath of fresh air!
@thaisstone5192 Місяць тому
She came off looking like she was working with a short deck to me.
@kurtsnyder4752 Місяць тому
@@thaisstone5192NO Jokers
@arianahoule7223 Місяць тому
Micki is someone who everyone would want as a best friend. How can she be so sweet? If I ever come back to this planet, I want Micki to be my mom. Sending happy thoughts.
@keithhall2943 Місяць тому
What planet are you on now?
@loyalsmith9795 Місяць тому
Her doing the job she is paid for...at home, it's all me, me, me, me.
@toverturf9097 Місяць тому
Sometimes the best thing about being a parent is being the biggest kid with your children. I don’t know how old they are but there’s a good chance they will remember the time mom and dad got up in the middle of the night so we could have our baskets.😊
@LindaC616 Місяць тому
He said they're 6 and 8
@dianep6791 Місяць тому
And pancakes! 🥰🥰🥰🥰
@ElBrandenBrazil Місяць тому
I have lived in Japan for 28 years. I love it!
@handsome-km9cr 22 дні тому
i've been here for 25. love and hate it.
@sushirabbit167 Місяць тому
True story about Japan. So clean and organized there.
@jasonwilliams1713 Місяць тому
I'm glad the Kimmel family got to have that beautiful moment together. I hope they never forget it.
@fortybelow1973 Місяць тому
Yea, I too thought that was a cool story. Quality family time. ❤😊
@LindaC616 Місяць тому
I think that's why my parents used to hide our baskets and make us search for them in the morning😅
@theodorerobert6579 Місяць тому
I ask this with all sincerity, why are you glad? Do you know him? Are they going through tough times right now that you know about? Do you believe he will read your comment and reach out and say thank you?
@kristinehulet1997 Місяць тому
@@theodorerobert6579why are you being contrary
@deonna9100 Місяць тому
@@kristinehulet1997Some people are just that way🤦🏻♂️
@JackSparrow-gn9be Місяць тому
They need to clone Cousin Nicki a million times. We need more like her in this world.
@LindaC616 Місяць тому
Micki, she's adorable
@kurtsnyder4752 Місяць тому
If I had $1billion, would give it all for a copy.
@JacquelineFox-xo6jn Місяць тому
Hey> Johnny Depp.
@seanadean424 Місяць тому
Cousin Micki is the best! So gracious and kind. And a good sport!
@CrabbyO Місяць тому
"That was my grandpa's favorite joke!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@thebagelsproductions Місяць тому
77 unhinged rambling rants! Someone was rattling on the uppers all day 😂.
@joannewitzkowski3407 Місяць тому
Was he texting from church, that stable Christian?
@PennyDavis-cm9tl Місяць тому
Sniff sniff. 😮
@lastjob2011 Місяць тому
Name your favorite celebrity athlete singer dancer. If anyone made 77 post about their favorite person, their friends would tell them to seek professional help. I pray Trump's increased unhinged acts opens the eyes of his followers!
@thebagelsproductions Місяць тому
@joannewitzkowski3407 I'm not sure he had time for church, what with all the messaging, and obsessively taking apart all the radios, stereos and washing machines in the house and unsuccessfully trying to put them back together 🤣😂, he didn't have time for prayer, quiet reflection and selfless acts of charity
@patrickkellogg6031 Місяць тому
Cousin Micki checking to see if Billy Crystal is still breathing...priceless.
@thingamabob3902 Місяць тому
already pulling out the defibrillator charged with vodka ^^
@katherinenortonmalek5468 Місяць тому
Completely agree!!!! The only ppl who think America is the greatest country in the world have never been to any other country.
@chetsenior7253 Місяць тому
I’ve never been outside the U.S. as I live paycheck to paycheck and don’t get paid vacations, but I don’t think America is the greatest country, hence the financial inabilities that constrain many working people. I guess my point is that you are right and wrongish at the same time.
@aufait- Місяць тому
YOU are EXACTLY RIGHT!
@bridgez04 Місяць тому
Facts. The Exposure is good for everyone. If only everyone in the US could visit another country even Mexico or Canada still on this continent. Not everything is US centric despite what Hollywood may show.
@Deiwilldie Місяць тому
America is the greatest country on earth ! Amen
@katesweeney9101 Місяць тому
@chetsenior7253 - the OP was talking about people who think America is the greatest country. You don't. Therefore, they weren't talking about you.
@steverdms Місяць тому
Ok, Micki needs some kind of customer service of the century award for how she handled that. I was sweating for her and nearly about to have a panic attack and I was in on the joke. Kudos to her!
@SBHink Місяць тому
What a priceless April Fools Prank on your cousin. Super fun to watch along.
@LinFromMinn Місяць тому
This was awesome! The monolog was a stitch! BUT! The bit for April Fool's day was even better! Billy Crystal gave an Oscar worthy performance but honestly, with her sweet naiveté Micki stold the show, totally! Jimmy, thank you for being pro Biden, pro fun, a pro at entertaining us when we live in the time of a possible trumpet return. Seriously, you are the medicine to help us survive. I'm glad you had a nice, clean Japanese vacation, but now please don't take a vacation until Feb of 2025! We missed you. We need you. We love you Jimmy Kimmel! ❤😂😊
@luzvaldes1030 Місяць тому
That’s the funniest April fool’s skit! Micky is a sweetheart and Billy just his usual fantastic self.
@dynamicpisces Місяць тому
Cousin Mikki is so damn adorable!!! That bit was hilarious! 😅😅😅😅
@cuejens Місяць тому
Kimmel and Colbert with the same tag line on the screenshot for tonight 😂 "Easter Dummy" is an understatement for Trump and his insane ranting from yesterday.
@breal7277 Місяць тому
Glad you had some time to yourself, Jimmy. Welcome back! Your cousin is so nice and sweet and Billy was terrific in this skit (and so was the president 😂).
@WouldYouKindlyGWAR Місяць тому
Japan is so clean and safe. I wonder if big brain Jimmy figured out why.
@riffgroove Місяць тому
Because the people of Japan believe that societal harmony is much more important than the rights of the individual.
@annmahoneyleslie1894 Місяць тому
Omg @jimmykimmel! I was in Japan for the last 20 days and just got home on Tuesday 4/2! Have you watched Eugene Levy on Reluctant Traveler when he goes to Tokyo?! I told my friend he was ME!! My favorite thing to do was spend time in the toilet room! Warm seat, perfect cleanliness…no cars honking…No trash anywhere, people respect each other. I agree with you! I was there on Easter as well…but with no children. Wow…amazing!
@kelleylegault5115 Місяць тому
That woman needs a raise, Jimmy…😂
@ktrip2804 Місяць тому
As someone who's been to Japan, I can 100% confirm that Jimmy is right. It's super clean and a lot of people are super polite!
@silentmajority8365 Місяць тому
And near zero diversity
@zerosusaku Місяць тому
@@silentmajority8365 And an overaging Population an Economy that is colapsing Black Companys and Shool problem cause huge problems with People taking an "Exit" and others oh and Racism against foreigners is rising same with Criminality and all this even wthout this bad bad diversity.
@gailgomez483 Місяць тому
Facts
@groverjuicy Місяць тому
Karoshi!
@Duncan_Idaho84 Місяць тому
@@zerosusakuSo, they are 4 decades behind us?
@StartAtTheEnd Місяць тому
Cousin Micki has an absolute heart of gold! God bless her.
@ScytheNoire Місяць тому
Micki checking to see if Billy Crystal is still breathing was hilarious.
@chuckwagon7354 Місяць тому
The greatest April Fool's prank I've seen. That bit when 'The President' is on the phone, Billy Crystal is 'asleep' and Micki puts on a deep voice and says 'be right there' nearly killed me. Hilarious.
@SKinSKorea Місяць тому
Billy Crystal not over-doing it. . . Nothing over-the-top- well-done!
@christopherporter2459 Місяць тому
That prank was so freaking funny. I love Micki. She's such a good sport with every prank Jimmy pulls on her.
@LAHarris-tj9fc Місяць тому
I was just there From 3/12-3/23 Everything you said is TRUE in fact I couldn’t help thinking why can’t we have a Bullet Train? Why can’t we have clean spaces Heated Seats and Bidets Also the Japanese are very respectful It’s wonderful.
@jacobgood4842 Місяць тому
What’s more funny is him selling 60 dollar bibles I don’t understand why his supporters believe everything he says but argue with the actual facts
@raymondwong7674 Місяць тому
Stupidity has no medicine, that's why
@thebagelsproductions Місяць тому
It's almost like they're in a cult.
@Daniel4646 Місяць тому
It's simply what idol cultists do. So don't be too surprised.
@mistermayonaise Місяць тому
Cos they like what he be LIE veS about.And they are in luck,more to come,stay tuned.Don't suffer from a nice nap-o -lapsy.
@JW30000 Місяць тому
The most important part is the awareness this brings to the Bib le ✨✨✨
@iowashots2467 Місяць тому
Jimmy sounds like a great dad!
@TwoTewToo Місяць тому
Cousin Mikki is so sweet and wonderful! What a good sport!
@cheeseheadfiddle Місяць тому
Great Easter story with the kids and everything. Perfection.
@Omni0404 Місяць тому
In Japan I not only saw everybody recycle, but I saw some people even take their cans and bottles into the bathroom to rinse out before recycling. Madness!
@peterl.104 Місяць тому
Little things like that make a big difference with pest control. Never once did I have to deal with ants and cockroaches or annual pest control visits while living in apartments in Japan.
@viktoriagrath2375 Місяць тому
Yeah, many of us in Europe do that too
@ksc743 Місяць тому
And in Africa.
@rustyshackleford3293 Місяць тому
@@ksc743😂 good one!!!
@ksc743 Місяць тому
@@rustyshackleford3293 true story whatever you may think.
@hillbillydeluxe27 Місяць тому
Lara trump should know auto tune does NOT work when you have to use it on every note of the song.
@annenelson5656 Місяць тому
She makes Yoko Ono melodic
@Mister_Listener Місяць тому
You didn’t like how she sounded? Why?
@FollowingMyBliss Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@editorgyrl17 Місяць тому
And maybe she could put even less feeling into it.
@silverblue73 Місяць тому
Bro you gotta trust yourseef
@2121Tanja Місяць тому
Best prank ever. I love cousin Mikki!!!! She is a rider!!!! Great person.
@colwilliamnoydb4134 Місяць тому
After the meltdown of their Nuclear Reactor, when aid was distributed, the people waited in an orderly fashion with no panic or chaos. Older people also volunteered to help with cleanup in sensitive areas and were exposed to radiation because they had lived a full life and wanted to protect the younger generations. Their respect for the elderly and family values and the society they live in is above any comparison.
@jeanninerobinson522 Місяць тому
Jimmy, I love the way you have your family on the show, Aunt Chippy, cousin Sal and cousin Mikki. If I remember correctly you also included a member who later passed away. It's comforting to see families support each other, nicely done. Kudos to you.
@doggyviscous Місяць тому
it was his Uncle Frank. RIP
@kemouse Місяць тому
We went to Japan I felt the same. No graffiti, super clean, people very polite and helpful.
@dasstigma Місяць тому
Most developed places are like that.
@MrCarloszeca Місяць тому
And respectful, if someone has a cold, they wear a mask in public, they do not cry about it.
@kemouse Місяць тому
@@dasstigma I thought I WAS in a developed place is the deal and since I noticed a difference then...
@tacticalsapper Місяць тому
Just need to visit the right places. Also a lot of sexual assaults. Not more than in the US but for sure no lala land.
@tatersalad8648 Місяць тому
If only weed were legal there though. 🤷🏻♂️
@AF-ti7nb Місяць тому
Someone gonna tell him why Japan is so nice and clean? And why the culture is so intact?
@zerosusaku Місяць тому
I mean i could tell you that Japan has the same and even worse problems but i am afraid then my little Brownshirt friend you might start crying.
@Digger-Nick 28 днів тому
Leftists will never leave their echo chamber
@Lobster_Dance Місяць тому
I miss living in Japan. Lived there for 6 years over two periods of service over there. Lived out in town both times, in two different places. Wonderful. Also, very quiet and peaceful walking around or biking. Nice gardens and parks for everyone, too
@handsome-km9cr 22 дні тому
japan is great if you hate trees and love concrete and racism
@sheraz1001 Місяць тому
Her checking if he is alive and changing her voice were priceless.
@adamlieber6835 Місяць тому
Yes! "I'll be right there"🤣🤣😂😂
@HerdItThruTheGrapeVine Місяць тому
I love Mickie❤ I would adore a friend like her!
@Lomojo31 Місяць тому
I wonder what Japans immigration policy is.
@riffgroove Місяць тому
Very low. Because they already have one-third of America's population in an area less than one twenty-fifth the size.
@Digger-Nick 28 днів тому
Jimmy doesn't understand basic math
@handsome-km9cr 22 дні тому
their immigration policy is "no thank you". and it's even stricter now than it was before. they employ poor workers from other countries to come here for six months then revoke their visas to send them back. it's ridiculous. and they don't want them staying or setting down roots, so they never accept the new crop from the same country. always a new poorer country. they invited a slew of people from the phillipines in 2000, then they sent them all back, then indonesians, then sent them all back then vietnamese and nepalese all the same way everytime. it's pretty heartless really the way they treat people from poorer countries.
@riffgroove 22 дні тому
@handsome-km9cr Does that mean that all the Nigerian touts who walk around Kabukicho harassing tourists are getting sent home soon?
@hanksballoons 13 днів тому
Cousin Mikki has a good heart and a naive nature, the pranks only work because she never gets mad :)
@DeborahAckerman1234 Місяць тому
Cousin Micki is absolutely Precious!!❤. Happy April Fool’s Day!!
@errgag3580 Місяць тому
It's official... Diaper Don just won the egg hunt at Mar a Lago Still winning!!
@karenrumney5210 Місяць тому
Are you kidding.... He won the Easter egg hunt at the Whitehouse and he wasn't even there!! 😂😂😂😂
@rtm365bnc Місяць тому
Is it like the way he plays golf, he cheats, those poor kids.
@cdvan15 Місяць тому
It’s rigged I heard he stole eggs from kids
@jongalleog3486 Місяць тому
👹wanna buy a bible ??
@rudolftrost3534 Місяць тому
Because he shot the Easter Bunny?
@algebarb Місяць тому
She's wonderful! Soooo kind 😊
@Musthait Місяць тому
+1 about Japan - what an amazing experience! Beautiful country!!!!
@handsome-km9cr 22 дні тому
sure if you hate trees and love concrete and racism
@heatherwinser66 Місяць тому
I had to watch the April Fool’s prank twice. What a sweetheart her cousin is…!
@photodude24 Місяць тому
I visited Japan a year ago and Jimmy Kimmel you are 100% correct - it is super clean there compared to here in the US. We are slobs 😂
@mikewarner2742 Місяць тому
Then "photo-dude" move to Japan!
@thaisstone5192 Місяць тому
@@mikewarner2742 MAGA tears!!!
@USandGlobal Місяць тому
@@thaisstone5192Biden sucks 😂
@Digger-Nick 28 днів тому
Leftists love Japan so much they actively vote against every single policy that made it great. Amazing right?
@alisonsattler6396 Місяць тому
Great monologue! Laughed all through! The April 1st clips were hilarious.
@annedwyer797 Місяць тому
That was a really sweet family Easter story 🐰🐣
@BilliesGroats Місяць тому
I lived in SC for 6 months and while a friend drove me around he tossed a can of coke on the side of the highway. When I objected he stated that that pay people to clean it. Well,, the side of hiways or back roads have not been cleaned since they were built. Keep it in your car till you see a trash can and that is not the streets 😊😢
@kurtsnyder4752 Місяць тому
Could he have seen some "adopt a hiway" group?
@gchukma Місяць тому
He's helping some elderly guy collecting aluminum to buy cat food to eat. And when the elderly guy is to weak from starvation they use slave labor from the local jail. So in a sense he's donating to the cause.
@merannicuill6435 Місяць тому
When I lived in GA, I came to call those highway diamonds. They sparkle in the sunshine.
@southsiren Місяць тому
It's nice to hear somebody address modern slavery. Hard labor for pennies/hour is so obvious people don't wanna see it @@gchukma
@amyjackson8725 Місяць тому
That is why many states, like mine, have bottle deposit laws! Since it went up to $0.10/container with more types included, they don't stay on the side of the road long.
@kara6320 Місяць тому
Please do more pranks on Micki and Aunt Chippy 🤣Micki is so perfect for the booking department, she is a precious soul!
@Uouttooo Місяць тому
If you do this too often, she will catch up and then it is no longer funny.
@tgeee Місяць тому
I think she caught on this time, when "President Biden" called. Didn't sound like his voice at all. Looks like she went along with it, with her exaggerated movements and facial expressions.
@LostintheTwilightZone Місяць тому
@@Uouttooo He's been doing for years!!!
@sandyedwards2681 Місяць тому
Billy Crystal nailed it with the April Fools joke. So funny!!
@colleyslimmaz4502 Місяць тому
"I'll be right there" cousin Mikki's man's voice...I 😅😅😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
@michaelbruce1847 Місяць тому
My daughter taught in Japan at an elementary school. The last 20 minutes before the students go home, they clean and tidy their entire school. I tried that in my classroom back in Canada,(also a teacher - regrettably) . . .did not go over well.
@krissy35 Місяць тому
Yes. I was going to comment something similar. I am a teacher and in grad school, I watched a film that showed the school system in Japan. They had no custodians because the kids cleaned the school. The students also have a ton of respect for their teachers.
@crystalkauffman3322 Місяць тому
They are taught to respect their elders. In the US, they can't even teach children respect.
@kittikins1 Місяць тому
Tbh, there are a lot of 'elder' people here that absolutely do not deserve respect, so maybe that's why. @@crystalkauffman3322
@USandGlobal Місяць тому
@@crystalkauffman3322lmao 😂 not they aren’t, they are taught to respect Americans or else 🥱
@handsome-km9cr 22 дні тому
because it wont' just work if it's one class. you teach kids to do that in every class in a school since they are kindergarteners, and it will work just fine. but one class isn't going to work. there needs to be a whole system of people doing this for it to take hold.
@331SVTCobra Місяць тому
Regarding foreign countries being cleaner: I took my family to Ireland a few years ago. When I returned to the US it seemed like a garbage dump. Debris that falls off of cars or blows out of car windows, litter that either blows out of trash cans or was never put into a trash can, then leaves and natural stuff. We can chant "U-S-A", as if chanting makes us great, or we can at least start suggesting to local governments that we keep our cities clean.
@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn Місяць тому
Or think about improving access to health care, or even, gasp, consider limiting guns.
@331SVTCobra Місяць тому
@@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn It's embarrassing that we're the only first-world nation without national health care. It's more embarrassing that our fellow voters are so stupid that they fall for the "national health care would be a disaster" lie. Guns are a right, though. You really have to be careful what you wish for. Would you really want a bunch of thugs overturning the election and not having recourse? If Jan6 had subverted the constitution they would need to be stopped somehow.
@thaisstone5192 Місяць тому
@@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn You missed the point, Mr. Harrington.
@LostintheTwilightZone Місяць тому
It takes more than government...the people themselves have to stop littering, making messes in public bathrooms, etc.
@JohnDoe-pt7ru Місяць тому
try not living in a Democrat city, then. My Florida beach town is safe, clean, and fun but you all are too busy calling us "hillbillies and hicks" with your nose stuck up in the air.
@m.coleman Місяць тому
Poor Cousin Miki ! 😂 I hurt myself laughing at her changing her voice!
@robertgandler3177 Місяць тому
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
@suzannemathison9900 Місяць тому
OMG! You do not pay her enough! 😂😂😂😂😂
@musicinggp Місяць тому
The Japanese are very clean...always...and take your nasty shoes off and leave them outside...no nasty shoes inside ever. The mornings after celebrations (with fireworks)...one would never know there was a celebration...I lived in Hawaii and admired everyone, especially the Japanese. Kind people.
@raymondwong7674 Місяць тому
Japanese only kind to their own kind don't get that confused.
@annenelson5656 Місяць тому
I heard that Japanese bathrooms even in the airport are as clean as a surgical suite and almost palatial with amenities.
@kitcoffey7194 Місяць тому
America, richest nation in the world, virtually 0 public restrooms. Could we possibly do better?
@lillyanderson3623 Місяць тому
@raymondwong7674 not true at all
@Johnathonsmum Місяць тому
Would rather have germs off shoes, than tinea off some-ones smelly feat
@AutumnPheonix Місяць тому
Too funny! Happy belated Easter! Many thanks to Billy for being so much fun.... "Nap-o-lepsey".... Too funny.
@gypsydee9 Місяць тому
Nikki was great! What a cool April fools joke! Thanks Jimmy and Billy. We all need a good laugh!
@TWB-cs1ox Місяць тому
I’m from 🇯🇵and watch your show！ Jimmy, thank you for coming to Japan!
@ItsJustLisa Місяць тому
Micki, you need to get Jimmy back! 😂😂😂😂
@tome9368 Місяць тому
yes do this 😁
@MeltedPearls Місяць тому
Micki is a treasure! I hated to see her struggle but she did so very valiantly.
@cindycrossman4651 Місяць тому
I could listen to his family stories all day long!
@frankaq3951 Місяць тому
Cousin Micki is a good old-fashioned class act!
@kenfurusho2295 Місяць тому
PREACH! Thank you for showing love to Japan!
@winnepeterson6570 Місяць тому
April 1 has been an annual event all over the world. Why are people finding it so hard to believe? 🤣
@MM2PuppyDog Місяць тому
Laura Trumps singing was way too funny. Especially at the end🤣🤣🤣
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