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Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Lawmakers in Washington gathered for a special address from Ukrainian President Zelensky, President Biden called Putin a war criminal, a Russian-owned superyacht is stranded in Norway because locals refuse to sell them gas to refill it, a Papa Johns in Russia is refusing to close their doors, the Russian Foreign Ministry is imposing sanctions on a number of prominent Americans, Trump is carefully dialing back his praise for his former Sugar Vladdy saying that he has “changed” since he was in office, his daughter-in-law Lara was on Fox News to lash out at Joe Biden, Trump’s “Truth Social” is still not up and running, VP Kamala Harris’ husband Doug Emhoff tested positive for COVID, Heisman Trophy winner and Trump aficionado Herchel Walker is running for Senate in Georgia, former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson is selling a new cannabis product shaped like real the human ears he bit, and since Spring is right around the corner Jimmy, Guillermo and one of our writers Louis tried out a new workout that sculps your physique by pumping electricity through your body called EMS.
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@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 роки тому
You can't ever underestimate someone who is fighting for their love, their land, homes and freedoms. Stay Strong Ukraine from the US. 💪🇺🇸♥️🇺🇦☮️💙💛
@robertkabatoff817
@robertkabatoff817 2 роки тому
CANADA TOO.....
@carloscrawford2454
@carloscrawford2454 2 роки тому
🇺🇸🇨🇺🇺🇦 🙏🏽❤️🙏🏽❤️✌🏽🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
@YoRepLay
@YoRepLay 2 роки тому
Yea Canadians get their bank accounts frozen for fighting for freedom... guns are now good for dems since Ukraine gave all citizens guns ! Then they Wonder why the second amendment is so important
@marcusantoniusAfterDark
@marcusantoniusAfterDark 2 роки тому
You fight so bravely it’s unbelievable. But all the losses are a nightmare.
@MarcSob22
@MarcSob22 2 роки тому
The USA caused this conflict, in addition it is invading and bombing seven countries at this very moment, it has already invaded and bombed dozens in the last decades, not to mention the political coups, but that's ok because it's the USA and there's no media to say it's wrong right?! Hypocrites!!
@drewcanton235
@drewcanton235 2 роки тому
If Putin doesn't like people calling him a War Criminal, I wonder if he would mind being called the "Special Military Operation" Criminal.... 🤔 Slava Ukrayiny 🇺🇦 Fry For Vittori 🙏
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 2 роки тому
Well, it's only the truth.
@bobfg3130
@bobfg3130 2 роки тому
Good one! You're right!
@jacklittle1624
@jacklittle1624 2 роки тому
The US and NATO need to declare a no fly zone over Ukraine. We have a moral obligation to stop the genocide of the Ukrainian people.
@donaldowens5677
@donaldowens5677 2 роки тому
And what would we call Bush, Obama, and Biden. Oh I know a piece of 💩 warlords.
@oksanaklotchkov4303
@oksanaklotchkov4303 2 роки тому
Glory to the Heroes!!!!!!!
@ivancer6118
@ivancer6118 2 роки тому
Thank you to all Americans that help Ukraine right now, you guys save lives without even knowing! May God bless you!
@brian5o
@brian5o 2 роки тому
Standing ovations……. The “Thoughts and Prayers” of war.
@coreythomas6024
@coreythomas6024 2 роки тому
*cough .....and 800 MILLION $$$ dollars worth of *autonomous-untraceable* mini drones for the Ukrainian army to start firing at the enemy, ALSO BRIAN 5o YOUR BOT PAYMENT CHECKS MIGHT START TO EXPIRE SOON! SO GIVE UP NOW AN SAVE YOUR BREATH!
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 2 роки тому
Guillermo’s is so totally into it and having so much fun!
@pdcdesign9632
@pdcdesign9632 2 роки тому
Guillermo is so naïve he doesn't even know he's being stereotyped all the time. Jimmy is practicing a mild form of racism but since it's all in good fun I guess nobody cares.
@janiekcarney5482
@janiekcarney5482 2 роки тому
It’s wonderful watching the ships stuck in the water. Yea for not selling gas.
@prime2955
@prime2955 2 роки тому
Use it to help pay for rebuilding Ukraine. For now, maybe it can be shelter for the refugees.
@debrajames6286
@debrajames6286 2 роки тому
👍
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 роки тому
Look at a damn map. You can row back to Russia from Norway!
@janiekcarney5482
@janiekcarney5482 2 роки тому
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Not true.
@nikkiswenson54
@nikkiswenson54 2 роки тому
You both brought some joy to us viewers with your fun and friendship! I just love your good humor ❤️ Hugs for the both of you!!
@stevemorris1671
@stevemorris1671 2 роки тому
Hello
@stevemorris1671
@stevemorris1671 2 роки тому
Sorry for intruding on your privacy Hope you don’t mind if I text you or if you don’t mind you chat me on my DM so we can talk you seem like a nice person
@crimsonhalo13
@crimsonhalo13 2 роки тому
"The only pizza they can get is Papa Johns." Just kidding ... ... is potato.
@garryferrington811
@garryferrington811 2 роки тому
I like Colbert, too.
@stephaniec9539
@stephaniec9539 2 роки тому
Hahah
@SerenityNowww
@SerenityNowww 2 роки тому
crossover!!!
@rubberstick2301
@rubberstick2301 2 роки тому
I know I will never order from Papa Johns again
@Thurston86
@Thurston86 2 роки тому
Is potato! 🥔
@kenlipper874
@kenlipper874 2 роки тому
Herchel Walker clearly took too many hits to the head.
@prezbige
@prezbige 2 роки тому
Don't blame football for his ignorance
@halibaitor
@halibaitor 2 роки тому
Was that ignorance or just normal brain damage?
@ronhaworth5471
@ronhaworth5471 2 роки тому
Walker bhad TBI
@edwardwright5377
@edwardwright5377 2 роки тому
I thought I heard rattling like a spray paint can.
@David-vi9jq
@David-vi9jq 2 роки тому
Whats the excuse for the "woke" idiots? and Dems? explain, please, because nothing has come from them except "Russia, BLM and garbage"
@jeromebraden7364
@jeromebraden7364 2 роки тому
Someone needs to ask Herchel Walker where Italian-Americans come from, cuz if he says "Italy", "then why are there still Italians?" >.< Dude, at least try to understand an idea before you reject it....jeebus, man
@Mister_Listener
@Mister_Listener 2 роки тому
My goodness yes! What a big dummy!
@ronhaworth5471
@ronhaworth5471 2 роки тому
I'm convinced Walker has TBI
@flowerpower3082
@flowerpower3082 2 роки тому
Humans did not descend from apes though. We have a common ancestor, so yes there are still apes and humans.
@stoverboo
@stoverboo 2 роки тому
Christians came from Jews, but there are still Jews.
@servraghgiorsal7382
@servraghgiorsal7382 2 роки тому
@@flowerpower3082 didn't they evolve into. Hominids?? Anyone who's unbelieving of evolution should investigate the evolution of species of birds.. changes in bills and beaks related to specific foods they ate.. this was because of competition for the food sources, so some developed long tongues for sipping nectar, big beaks like toucans,for cracking large nuts and fruit seeds. I can't explain it all here, but study of ornithology can teach us a lot.
@chongo1979
@chongo1979 2 роки тому
I just love how much Jimmy truly enjoys Guillermo
@mysterywriter888
@mysterywriter888 2 роки тому
EMS with Jimmy and Guillermo made me laugh out loud. I need ed to laugh after this stressful world situation. Thank you!!!
@tatertotsmomma8246
@tatertotsmomma8246 2 роки тому
It was the perfect medicine for the end of my day thats for sure!
@netx421
@netx421 2 роки тому
🤮
@chaiwallah69
@chaiwallah69 2 роки тому
Isn’t Devin Nunes in charge of Truth Social? No wonder it tanked
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 роки тому
all the programmers are liberals... that system will never launch.
@Me_G.
@Me_G. 2 роки тому
Yep, he's a character that one.
@Q_from_Star_Trek
@Q_from_Star_Trek 2 роки тому
@@oldrrocr liberals do not do programming for utopians...
@newnniumradioR1
@newnniumradioR1 2 роки тому
Nunes and Trump don't even know the meaning of the word TRUTH...in four years in office Trump lied to the country.,,, more than 34,000 times. That is the TRUTH.
@davidburcar7620
@davidburcar7620 2 роки тому
@@oldrrocr have a balomey sandwich
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 2 роки тому
Guillermo seems like such a sweet tempered individual. Let's not EVER get him pissed. Still waters do run deep. Nice to see 2 guys such fun friends. Makes me smile.😁🤭
@toniroberts8117
@toniroberts8117 2 роки тому
Guillemo is a stud. Definitely. Love him.
@carolw8579
@carolw8579 2 роки тому
Yes, those two are a total riot😆😆😆🤣🤣
@pdcdesign9632
@pdcdesign9632 2 роки тому
Guillermo is so naïve he doesn't even know he's being stereotyped all the time. Jimmy is practicing a mild form of racism but since it's all in good fun I guess nobody cares.
@theinvisibleartists4444
@theinvisibleartists4444 2 роки тому
I hope he makes $$$$$
@lissarodrigues8950
@lissarodrigues8950 2 роки тому
Love Guillermo 💘 😻 💜.
@barnabascee1889
@barnabascee1889 2 роки тому
Of course the most trump-loving America-hating pizza place refuses to close in Russia.
@barnabascee1889
@barnabascee1889 2 роки тому
@Sol Milller Sorry. Could you speak English? I recognize some of that as English words, but the word salad created is indistinguishable.
@seanthe100
@seanthe100 2 роки тому
I'm pretty sure they did close in Russia though.
@bradtraq1
@bradtraq1 2 роки тому
Sometimes I skip the little skits at the end of the monologue, but this one with the ems was fantastic. Funny stuff🤣
@IZzwizZYx
@IZzwizZYx 2 роки тому
I never skip the ones with Jimmy and Guillermo.
@Ceerads
@Ceerads 2 роки тому
I skip them.
@RahRan123
@RahRan123 2 роки тому
I named my pet rock "Herchel Walker" my rock is smarter...
@malenotyalc
@malenotyalc 2 роки тому
The bits that make Jimmy happy because of the joy he observes from Guillermo are the best.
@princequestly2218
@princequestly2218 2 роки тому
You can feel the love between them too. So good
@cmw12
@cmw12 2 роки тому
I mean, he was hoping for schadenfreude, but the opposite works too.
@sylviasalas6229
@sylviasalas6229 2 роки тому
The ONLY good thing about his crappy show…..GUILLERMO!
@barrydunn682
@barrydunn682 2 роки тому
Guillermo's a great guy and he and Jimmy are funny together.
@patriciawright8786
@patriciawright8786 2 роки тому
@@sylviasalas6229 I wish people like you could find more important things to complain about.
@alterego6075
@alterego6075 2 роки тому
That EMS bit had me laughing pretty hard lol I can't lie. Well played fellas
@amytaylor21395
@amytaylor21395 2 роки тому
😃 I know right lol Hope you are having a blessed day there?
@chickenwings6745
@chickenwings6745 2 роки тому
Can we talk about how Putin literally just banned the Canadian government and half of the parliament from there country 😭 bros mad at Canada again
@bobfg3130
@bobfg3130 2 роки тому
Really? Canada 🇨🇦 and the UK 🇬🇧 did stress their support for Ukraine before the invasion. What are they giving Ukrainians?
@turtletom8383
@turtletom8383 2 роки тому
No!
@christophermerlot3366
@christophermerlot3366 2 роки тому
Oh no. I can't go to Russia? How will I cope?
@mikhail6884
@mikhail6884 2 роки тому
It means they are outlaws in the eyes of Russians.
@Skiddins
@Skiddins 2 роки тому
@@bobfg3130 They haven't mentioned sanctions on anyone of significance in the Republican party, but have on the Democrats, hmm.
@RJ-iy4es
@RJ-iy4es 2 роки тому
I love how Jimmy treats Guillermo like his brother.
@abc-bu7nr
@abc-bu7nr 2 роки тому
Guillermo laughing all the way to the bank Get a feeling he's a generally happy guy no matter what he's doing
@moonkey537
@moonkey537 2 роки тому
Jimmy makes fun of everyone. Guillermo is more like a personal make fun of you buddy.
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 роки тому
@Mr. chicano Most people disagree with you. Guillermo is funny and is loved by thousands!
@pdcdesign9632
@pdcdesign9632 2 роки тому
@@moonkey537 Guillermo is so naïve he doesn't even know he's being stereotyped all the time. Jimmy is practicing a mild form of racism by calling him a pinata but since it's all in good fun I guess nobody cares.
@frankpops645
@frankpops645 2 роки тому
Lol no he doesn't
@AFloridaSon
@AFloridaSon 2 роки тому
Guillermo's laugh made me laugh. Always love the little side bits that he does.
@captaindaring
@captaindaring 2 роки тому
@Cony Your wife already knows.
@trilithon108
@trilithon108 2 роки тому
He's got good comedian capabilities.
@dianamassimo
@dianamassimo 2 роки тому
Guillermo is just as funny as Jimmy in his own unique way and we all love him for it.
@squeaky7798
@squeaky7798 2 роки тому
Sorry Cony, I told her. She was in bed with a picture Guillermo at the time and she wasn't upset at all. I think this will all work out just fine. 👍
@samiam4544
@samiam4544 2 роки тому
Feels like I need to do a #2. They definitely had to do a second take on that. That is not how Guillermo talks irl.
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 2 роки тому
Guillermo may actually have found the perfect work out for himself. He seemed to really enjoy that.
@amyjackson8725
@amyjackson8725 2 роки тому
But they didnt show how they felt the next day! EMS has been used in physical therapy for years and it will make you sore.
@moodrider
@moodrider 2 роки тому
Yes it was almost disturbing! I love Guillermo
@EmpyreanLightASMR
@EmpyreanLightASMR 2 роки тому
@@amyjackson8725 Yeah I was looking forward to the post-interview but they ended the clip >:( Like, what happens? Does it actually work? Personally I've been seeing nordic tracks and workout things like this since the 80s and apparently nothing beats just going for a jog and not eating junk food and not sitting at your computer all day.
@ricardocerrillo1897
@ricardocerrillo1897 2 роки тому
"Sugar Vlady"😆...excellent line!
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому
By Herchel Walker’s reasoning, why are there still football players now after he retired? 🤦🏻‍♂️
@esteemedmortal5917
@esteemedmortal5917 2 роки тому
Or grandparents
@samiam4544
@samiam4544 2 роки тому
It is called head trama.
@julieutley2073
@julieutley2073 2 роки тому
Nah. I think his point was that we didn't descend from apes or surely they would evolve as much as we did. He just didn't explain it worth a dime.
@TheBoogerJames
@TheBoogerJames 2 роки тому
If we are all decendents of Africans, how come there are still Africans? Take that science!
@old-fashionedcoughypot
@old-fashionedcoughypot 2 роки тому
His son Christian Walker is one strange young man too. The turd doesn't fall far from the horse in that family! 🐴💩
@spinewrenched848
@spinewrenched848 2 роки тому
Guillermo always has me laughing!!
@hunterdeane418
@hunterdeane418 2 роки тому
His laugh definitely makes me laugh. He so hilarious 😂
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712
@humbleevidenceaccepter7712 2 роки тому
Mr. Walker and his ilk are so adorable when they think they have a clue about "science."
@oldladylovesBruno
@oldladylovesBruno 2 роки тому
I love Guillermo! His laugh makes me happy.
@gertrudelaronge6864
@gertrudelaronge6864 2 роки тому
Guillermo is the best! He is everyone! Jimmy's cool too.
@vilebrequin6923
@vilebrequin6923 2 роки тому
Agree. That we didn't see Lewis with his shirt off? Deduct one point☝️ 😉
@pdcdesign9632
@pdcdesign9632 2 роки тому
Guillermo is so naïve he doesn't even know he's being stereotyped all the time. Jimmy is practicing a mild form of racism but since it's all in good fun I guess nobody cares.
@marcusantoniusAfterDark
@marcusantoniusAfterDark 2 роки тому
Yachts and villas and penthouses and embassies for the refugees. But no hate for normal Russians please.
@newnniumradioR1
@newnniumradioR1 2 роки тому
Normal, common Russian people are just like us and want to live a free, happy, good life. The Russian system of government it is not good.
@f.m.bproductions7197
@f.m.bproductions7197 2 роки тому
@@newnniumradioR1 you believe that because the dems have told you,
@nadrile
@nadrile 2 роки тому
@@f.m.bproductions7197 which part is the problem for you? Ordinary Russians (majority) are normal people? Or the Russian system of government not being good? Why do you imply that something Democrats have said is automatically a lie?
@MisssKayy
@MisssKayy 2 роки тому
@@nadrile because he doesn’t know what it means. They just repeat it like some parrots!
@dextermorgan4686
@dextermorgan4686 2 роки тому
@F.M.B Productions Putin is just like the Republikkkans and the Corporate Democrats... He can't win elections without cheating. The majority of the Russian people hate him!
@skinwalker3953
@skinwalker3953 2 роки тому
Guillermo doing EMS is everything - we are here for it LOL
@pieperv
@pieperv 2 роки тому
He was awesome!
@anthonyvelez2722
@anthonyvelez2722 2 роки тому
This was a good one . Guillermo had me cracking up at the end!
@pdcdesign9632
@pdcdesign9632 2 роки тому
Guillermo is so naïve he doesn't even know he's being stereotyped all the time. Jimmy is practicing a mild form of racism by calling him a pinata but since it's all in good fun I guess nobody cares. 🙄😬
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 роки тому
Guillermo is always beach ready.
@theplaguepadart3743
@theplaguepadart3743 2 роки тому
Russia thought they would just roll over ukraine. But ukraine is fighting and will keep fighting. Now Russia is facing thousands in this war from different nations volunteering to go fight for ukraine. Sometimes I lose faith in humanity but sometimes people going to stand up for what's right reminds me that there is still love in this world
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 роки тому
another "Afghanistan" for Russia? Keep fighting Ukraine!
@acornsucks2111
@acornsucks2111 2 роки тому
You have no idea what is going on.
@haruruben
@haruruben 2 роки тому
I like how Colbert described the Russian sanctions on us…”it’s like when a toddler pushes around their toy bubble lawnmower alongside daddy”
@sushibois2103
@sushibois2103 2 роки тому
We're world powers too!!!
@troutaholic8834
@troutaholic8834 2 роки тому
That’s funny !
@18bhfbpt61
@18bhfbpt61 2 роки тому
Russia has retaliated against US sanctions by placing sanctions against multiple select Americans including President Biden, Secretary of State Anthony Blinken, Hunter Biden (?), Hillary Clinton, Jen Psaki, and a number of high ranking administration officials. Missing from the list is former president Trump, even though he was supposedly tougher against Russia than anyone. Makes you wonder.
@troutaholic8834
@troutaholic8834 2 роки тому
@@18bhfbpt61 if it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, swims like a duck… it’s a duck !
@haruruben
@haruruben 2 роки тому
@@kevinconboy7387 President Zelensky of Ukraine was a comedy actor- you need to work on your spelling, Igor. Isn’t there some borscht you need to be slurping?
@mn-ru4li
@mn-ru4li 2 роки тому
Thank you for highlighting that "thoughts and prayers" aren't an actual strategy.
@elenacuevas309
@elenacuevas309 2 роки тому
I love Guillermo and Jimmy!!
@davidmathews2124
@davidmathews2124 2 роки тому
I love that Guiillermo started out as the parking lot guy and Jimmy and he became buddies and then on to being on the air to be there as the regular co-host. An incredible story. Only in America.
@guillermogouldburn763
@guillermogouldburn763 2 роки тому
I hope he still hangs with his parking lot buddies and treats them to some nice meals every now and then.
@newnniumradioR1
@newnniumradioR1 2 роки тому
But Guillermo is also Jimmy's security guy. However, that speaks who down to earth is Jimmy, Just a regular guy not a snob.
@AlexJanicki
@AlexJanicki 2 роки тому
@@newnniumradioR1 yeah he comes off as the least "fake" late night host imo. Especially segments like this he just lights up
@pdcdesign9632
@pdcdesign9632 2 роки тому
Guillermo is so naïve he doesn't even know he's being stereotyped all the time. Jimmy is practicing a mild form of racism by calling him a pinata but since it's all in good fun I guess nobody cares. 😬
@guillermogouldburn763
@guillermogouldburn763 2 роки тому
@@pdcdesign9632 for the kind of money he's being paid, Guillermo couldn't care less. He's laughing all the way to the bank.
@donnahoward3694
@donnahoward3694 2 роки тому
I am laughing so hard at the EMS segment. Saving it to watch again and again! Thanks always for entertaining us.
@stevemorris1671
@stevemorris1671 2 роки тому
😂😂 Hey sorry for intruding on your privacy Hope you don’t mind if I text you or if you don’t mind you chat me on my DM so we can talk you seem like a nice person
@andiwand6132
@andiwand6132 2 роки тому
Its a commercial in disguise not a bit...
@peter13111000
@peter13111000 2 роки тому
Accomplishment no.1 He’s not Trump Everything else is a bonus.
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 роки тому
We need ranked choice voting. Why do right wing capitalist democrats hate democracy so much. Still refusing DC statehood and Puerto Rican self-determination too
@diazinth
@diazinth 2 роки тому
@@owenmersk4626 It will make them have to adapt to changes in power structure, and you know how they feel about adapting to anything new
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 2 роки тому
@@owenmersk4626 Why do right wing fascist and un-American RethugliKKKlans hate democracy so much that they've passed voter suppression laws in 23 states? GFY!
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 2 роки тому
@@diazinth Really? RethugliKKKlkans can't adapt to the end of Jim Crow sixty years ago yet!
@bosertheropode5443
@bosertheropode5443 2 роки тому
"Gas costs eight dollars per gallon and we have massive food shortages but at least he's not Trump" -You, in a few months.
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 роки тому
Unlike the other crazy things Jimmy make Guillermo do, he seemed to actually enjoy this one 😁🤣
@MisssKayy
@MisssKayy 2 роки тому
He seems to enjoy them all
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 роки тому
@@MisssKayy I've seen some that positively made him uncomfortable. Like that one time he was told to go down a transparent slide way up on a high rise building.
@Sindollx666x
@Sindollx666x 2 роки тому
I said something similar! I wonder if he got into it regularly would we see a new physique on Guillermo? I don't know about EMS. I tried a tens unit before for my nerve damage in my back after I had spine surgery for a ruptured disc that was pressing on my sciatic nerve. I also suffer from degenerative disc disease/arthritis in my spine, & fibromyalgia. It didn't help me with my pain, as people claim it does, it actually made mine worse. So myself personally, is weary of these types of fads.
@ChrisAlbertH47
@ChrisAlbertH47 2 роки тому
@@Sindollx666x I tried EMS, all it really does is use electric current to get your muscles to contract harder. It's not gonna build you muscle or make you thinner. The only way to do that, would still be to legit exercise, burn calories, and lift weight. EMS is a supplement to exercising, not a replacement.
@moonkey537
@moonkey537 2 роки тому
What Jimmy doesn't know is that we Mexicans get socked for fun 😂😂😂😂 Not even a joke. Los toques!
@jakep9610
@jakep9610 2 роки тому
For the love of God, DO NOT vote for Herschel Walker.
@jaydickey1049
@jaydickey1049 2 роки тому
For the love of Darwin.....
@kathryntanner9796
@kathryntanner9796 2 роки тому
Please no. Herschel's even dumber than I feared he would be.
@msmith53
@msmith53 2 роки тому
....Or love of your country!!!
@stevesmith6069
@stevesmith6069 2 роки тому
yay hershel send Him money like I did.
@kevincourcey813
@kevincourcey813 2 роки тому
Guillermo's reaction was priceless!
@amytaylor21395
@amytaylor21395 2 роки тому
😃 I know right lol Hope you are having a blessed day there??
@mn-ru4li
@mn-ru4li 2 роки тому
Donald Trump: "Putin used to be about the music".
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 роки тому
According to reliable sources, Ukrainian farmers are now the fifth largest army in Europe.😂
@daksans6764
@daksans6764 2 роки тому
Ukrainian women are beautiful.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage 2 роки тому
"Oh, the checks stopped coming in? Meh, I'm not so hot on Putin now." -Donnie, paraphrased.
@olgasolano6836
@olgasolano6836 2 роки тому
You did it again Jimmy! 🤩 thank you for including Guillermo 💙
@amytaylor21395
@amytaylor21395 2 роки тому
😃 I know right lol Hope you are having a blessed day there?
@joanbennettnyc
@joanbennettnyc 2 роки тому
Louis is the BEST.
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse
@MrsParksIsInTheHouse 2 роки тому
“Wonder Twins Activate”… may only be funny to some of us who can remember when cartoons were only on - on Saturday mornings. 🙂🙃
@miketufaro5915
@miketufaro5915 2 роки тому
I know it’s not the biggest thing to focus on… but I love that Joe Biden has the confidence enough to laugh at himself when he goofs up words.
@amytaylor21395
@amytaylor21395 2 роки тому
😃 I know right lol Hope you are having a blessed day there??
@dranderson6071
@dranderson6071 2 роки тому
If only he wasn't President I'd agree. Dementia and power is very dangerous. He's destroying the USA sadly
@miketufaro5915
@miketufaro5915 2 роки тому
Actually… confidence is one of the things I prefer in my president
@dotdominy230
@dotdominy230 2 роки тому
God Bless Joe biden , this country needs a cool head, he will listen to knowledgeable people not thinking he himself has all the time answers. Unlike.the ORANGE IDIOT who occupied the White House for 4 damaging years
@debbie2721
@debbie2721 2 роки тому
Right!! He is far from perfect, but acknowledges his mistakes
@HeartlesSv420
@HeartlesSv420 2 роки тому
"What I'd like to know is, what is Joe Biden's platform", said a member of the Republican Party which famously has quite literally not had a platform since 2018 other than, "Donald Trump".
@zmaxx21
@zmaxx21 2 роки тому
She is a horrible, horrible person.
@HeartlesSv420
@HeartlesSv420 2 роки тому
@@zmaxx21 I completely agree as long as we're using the term "person" very loosely. 😂
@David-vi9jq
@David-vi9jq 2 роки тому
Don't really need to, just the opposite of destroying America, as the dam Have done. Last two years have been horrible. HORRIBLE.
@DO-NOT-COMPLY-MANDATES
@DO-NOT-COMPLY-MANDATES 2 роки тому
The fact you can support democrats in 2022 is criminal. The party of 9 month abortion, condones racism, pedophilia, and domestic terrorists. The party who wants to control your every move and Make you a slave to taxes. And let’s not even talk about the last year under complete democrat control. And you keep pulling the lever for them. Ever heard a democrat say God? Me either. Anyone who supports 9 month abortion has no God.
@angeldemon234
@angeldemon234 2 роки тому
You don't have to run against Donald Trump. All you got to do is show up.
@mikehenningsen8796
@mikehenningsen8796 2 роки тому
Hershel Walker has Brain Damage from his years playing Football, concussions weren't treated so seriously in his playing days !
@coryryder9070
@coryryder9070 2 роки тому
canadian house of commons gave him two standing ovation first lol
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 роки тому
Do they listen to people from Palestine and Yemen and Somalia too? Or only lightskinned freedom fighters
@peterford9369
@peterford9369 2 роки тому
Damn. I'm going to have to check out the djt website. I need to know the list of accomplishments again. I've totally forgotten what he actually did accomplish. New and better health care program? No. Wall? No. Damn, I don't think he did any of the promises. At least any that help the average American.
@garryferrington811
@garryferrington811 2 роки тому
Tax cuts for the rich.
@peterford9369
@peterford9369 2 роки тому
@@garryferrington811 I don't think that was a promise. We were referring to the fact that he's boasting how he fulfilled promises. You may be right, but he always said he was the candidate for the average forgotten American. Yeah right. Just another lie.
@John-kx3ng
@John-kx3ng 2 роки тому
But not the middle class
@peterford9369
@peterford9369 2 роки тому
@@John-kx3ng According to facts. He did sign a tax exemption for small business. But unlike tax breaks for the wealthy, the small business exemption was short term. But that wasn't a promise. That was just another rich guy deal set by Republicans. They presented, he signed. His whole plan for things for the benefits for average Americans, sat on McConnells desk and got burried. I have to admit, he did want a healthcare plan with his name on it, that would dump Obamacare. But McConnell never got around to it. And trump never made it. That's where the old term, " no honor amongst thieves," comes in. Trump, McConnell heads and tails of the same coin.
@ilovefunnyamv2nd
@ilovefunnyamv2nd 2 роки тому
temporary tax cuts for us, permanent tax cuts for the rich
@jcspider7259
@jcspider7259 2 роки тому
According to the FDA, while EMS can temporarily strengthen, tone, or firm muscles to some extent, it will not cause long-term improvements in health and fitness. Simply wearing an EMS suit and pressing a bunch of buttons will not have the same effect on your body as actually exercising. Just an FYI.
@gladtravis
@gladtravis 2 роки тому
If you're a greedy con artist, you can get away with selling things like this EMS in the US because you have the perfect marks: an American public that understands very little about exercise physiology AND wants to look ripped overnight/2 weeks.
@AlexanderVollmer
@AlexanderVollmer 2 роки тому
"Why are there still apes?" I'm making pancakes, why are their still eggs and flour?
@creameedwards9518
@creameedwards9518 2 роки тому
Trump? Is he on that list I mean cause he was so tough on Putin ..right?
@bobs182
@bobs182 2 роки тому
Putin thinks Trump is a useful stooge.
@noelmay9
@noelmay9 2 роки тому
I want more of Jimmy and Guillermo testing and reviewing way out fitness trends! Thank you, I needed some belly laughs today
@janettegonzalez4515
@janettegonzalez4515 2 роки тому
Yes, I agree. Want more segments like this. 😂
@CaptainJack63
@CaptainJack63 2 роки тому
Guillermo liked that EMS waaaaayyyyy too much! I never laugh so hard watching this show!
@lolaomoba1915
@lolaomoba1915 2 роки тому
Love Jimmy and Guillermo’s bromance ❤️
@pdcdesign9632
@pdcdesign9632 2 роки тому
Guillermo is so naïve he doesn't even know he's being stereotyped all the time. Jimmy is practicing a mild form of racism by calling him a pinata but since it's all in good fun I guess nobody cares. 😬🙄
@joelcorona_master_geese_howard
@joelcorona_master_geese_howard 2 роки тому
Thanks Jimmy and Guillermo!
@gregmuon
@gregmuon 2 роки тому
Truth social would probably work better if Devin's cow was running it instead of Devin.
@peggyking9543
@peggyking9543 2 роки тому
First order of business for the moo CEO: (You know it's coming... ) More cowbell!
@randyedwards7176
@randyedwards7176 2 роки тому
You got me smiling good with the Mike bikes 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌺🌺🌺🌷🌷🌷🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌈🌈🌈🌈☘️☘️🌾⭐⭐⭐🍇
@toniroberts8117
@toniroberts8117 2 роки тому
I definitely get enjoyment from kimmel. I do. Love it ❤️
@AnnoyingMoose
@AnnoyingMoose 2 роки тому
"Has anyone died on this?" "Not yet" Not an entirely encouraging answer!!
@suzannaramirez9689
@suzannaramirez9689 2 роки тому
Great show jimmy as always thanks for laughter. got to love Guillermo
@IM4fLEX
@IM4fLEX 2 роки тому
These bots man.
@williewilliams4081
@williewilliams4081 2 роки тому
He went back and they said "No you can't have one". LOL
@i.am.navkaur
@i.am.navkaur 2 роки тому
Guillermo and Jimmy are so darn cute together!!! I want more of your adventures together!
@stevemorris1671
@stevemorris1671 2 роки тому
😊😊 Hey sorry for intruding on your privacy Hope you don’t mind if I text you or if you don’t mind you chat me on my DM so we can talk you seem like a nice person
@danrion8839
@danrion8839 2 роки тому
Trump : I was tough on Putin. Putin : nyet nyet nyet 😅😅😅😅
@cleverusername9369
@cleverusername9369 2 роки тому
Ok the Mike Tyson thing is actually hilarious and kind of genius. I'm not mad at it.
@pemdechen6300
@pemdechen6300 2 роки тому
Well done Guillermo ......you killed it!!!!!
@sandielefant8258
@sandielefant8258 2 роки тому
Oh my! Guillermo is hilarious! What a funny fella!! :)
@craigcampbell1843
@craigcampbell1843 2 роки тому
Truth Social has been a huge success. It got Devin Nunes to resign from office. I wonder if he’s regretting that decision yet. God it’s fun laughing at him and how bad he is at everything he does. Just like Trump. Two peas in a pod.
@petyrkowalski9887
@petyrkowalski9887 2 роки тому
Two turds in a bucket
@genjaxx1463
@genjaxx1463 2 роки тому
At least Trump didn't leave $100+ billion worth of military hardware in Afghanistan for the Taliban.Let's Go Brandon!!lmao
@Markle2k
@Markle2k 2 роки тому
He’s the first guy I thought of too. His district has been narrowing. It would be hilarious if Democrat won in November.
@ronhaworth5471
@ronhaworth5471 2 роки тому
@@genjaxx1463 Twice IMPEACHED LOSER at EVERYTHING his miserable egomanical twin Putin!!
@backalleyburrito1815
@backalleyburrito1815 2 роки тому
@@ronhaworth5471 lmao twice failed impeachment.....
@lillyanderson3623
@lillyanderson3623 2 роки тому
Best time of the night! Thank you, Jimmy Kimmel, Guillermo and staff! 🤗
@georgebridge4136
@georgebridge4136 2 роки тому
Well done Guillermo and Jimmy only in America 😂
@pdcdesign9632
@pdcdesign9632 2 роки тому
Guillermo is so naïve he doesn't even know he's being stereotyped all the time. Jimmy is practicing a mild form of racism by calling him a pinata but since it's all in good fun I guess nobody cares. 😁
@scottonandrew
@scottonandrew 2 роки тому
Guillermo needs his own show. I'd definitely watch it!
@janlam01
@janlam01 2 роки тому
I like it when they post the monologue before the actual airtime. (I'm in eastern time)
@mind_of_a_darkhorse
@mind_of_a_darkhorse 2 роки тому
I think it is because of daylight savings time.
@laras678
@laras678 2 роки тому
@@mind_of_a_darkhorse Nah, they do it all the time.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 2 роки тому
Tell me you’re petty without telling me you’re petty: Putin edition.
@Leonaza7
@Leonaza7 2 роки тому
Putin wants to keep his pet 🤡 happy by posturing against Hilary (and Biden, of course). Sunday: “No one was harder on Russia than me.” - Donald Trump Tuesday: “All U.S. politicians are sanctioned except Trump.” - Vladimir Putin
@ToddiusMaximus
@ToddiusMaximus 2 роки тому
@@Leonaza7 maybe because Trump doesn’t have anything to sanction but the democrats listed do.
@flowerpower3082
@flowerpower3082 2 роки тому
@@ToddiusMaximus Hunter Biden? Hillary Clinton? But you are right in one sense, Trump is irrelevant to US politics.
@ToddiusMaximus
@ToddiusMaximus 2 роки тому
@@flowerpower3082 Hunter worked for Burisma. An oil company. So yes.
@edvh88
@edvh88 2 роки тому
“Which island is Cabo on?” I’m dying right now
@janettegonzalez4515
@janettegonzalez4515 2 роки тому
Never laughed so hard. Watching Jimmy and Guillermo trying out the EMS thing, was the best. Love, Jimmy Kimmel so much. We missed your presence last week. I had to settle for Stephen Colbert. It's not the same. Glad you are back...😘 👋 😂
@iamkarma20
@iamkarma20 2 роки тому
At least Colbert shows up! Kimmel may be funny but he takes every third week off for crying out loud!😕
@John-kx3ng
@John-kx3ng 2 роки тому
Colbert doesn’t mind if gas is 15 dollars a gallon: What a Tool
@iamkarma20
@iamkarma20 2 роки тому
@@John-kx3ng 👈Your maga 😭😭😭 tears taste 😭😭😭 great! And I'm making a💲fortune💲on the river of plenty,TY. "LET'S GO DARWIN,LET'S GO DARWIN"!😉💰👌😁
@Michigan1985
@Michigan1985 2 роки тому
lol, Guillermo was great in this one.
@notsure1969
@notsure1969 2 роки тому
Jimmy + Guillermo = friendship goals.
@amapolaoxytocin1432
@amapolaoxytocin1432 2 роки тому
"Why does it always feel like he's playing 'Who's on First' with himself??" Broooo hahaha that caught mee off guard bc of how accurate it is 🤣🤣
@danielsternberg8941
@danielsternberg8941 2 роки тому
That EMS bit had me in tears. Thank you. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
@heatherlundquist-buffalo
@heatherlundquist-buffalo 2 роки тому
Jimmy and Guierrmo are hilarious !!
@sarpedon702
@sarpedon702 2 роки тому
Seriously the best late night talk show. I belly laugh every clip I see.
@Jilluuu
@Jilluuu 2 роки тому
I doubt that
@b.melakail
@b.melakail 2 роки тому
@@Jilluuu Avoid the seals that do....
@chefmagneto
@chefmagneto 2 роки тому
The Electric Piñata had me in tears.
@curlygurl1263
@curlygurl1263 2 роки тому
Jimmy you are hilarious 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣! Thank you.
@jackmorrison8269
@jackmorrison8269 2 роки тому
The skit where tyson givez him back his ear is comedy gold.
@debraonger282
@debraonger282 2 роки тому
I was at home watching and I stood up and clapped for the President Zelenskyy. He's a brave man
@xtrasalty8426
@xtrasalty8426 2 роки тому
Very Brave and loves his country deeply
@newnniumradioR1
@newnniumradioR1 2 роки тому
Pres. Zelenskyy is a patriot and a man with big cojones.
@jumbo7165
@jumbo7165 2 роки тому
hes a good actor
@danielwolanski3510
@danielwolanski3510 2 роки тому
He’s a clown 🤡
@flowerpower3082
@flowerpower3082 2 роки тому
@@jumbo7165 He has had a career change! What an inspirational leader. What a guy!
@dianastacey919
@dianastacey919 2 роки тому
The current president's accomplishments? He has served in congress forever. Trump did commercials for TV.
@patsyself9843
@patsyself9843 2 роки тому
Mitch McConnell,Manchin and Seneca doing everything possible to stand in Biden's way. He is still 10 times the man Trump could ever be.
@cesarebachelli
@cesarebachelli 2 роки тому
Meh these old politicians need to retire. They are self serving
@sirboomsalot4902
@sirboomsalot4902 2 роки тому
Yeah, being a career politician isn’t a flex. Having experience is good but being in power long enough to have been against desegregation in the 70s isn’t great for democracy.
@georgesamirt8857
@georgesamirt8857 2 роки тому
Thank you for the beautiful comment here...I'm sorry to bother you with my message, but I must say you seem like a nice lady and worth talking to.
@theart3813
@theart3813 2 роки тому
I love the love between Jimmy & Guillermo!💛
@aziegster
@aziegster 2 роки тому
Mike Bites is actually pretty genius, just saying.
@kk-nr4js
@kk-nr4js 2 роки тому
cause Mike Tyson been good friend of Donald Trump
@joniheisenberg6691
@joniheisenberg6691 2 роки тому
Marjorie Taylor Greene was too busy on her phone to clap for President Zelenskyy.
@dw999
@dw999 2 роки тому
Too busy on her phone getting instrux from Putin about how to undermine democracy.
@joniheisenberg6691
@joniheisenberg6691 2 роки тому
@@dw999 Yup. She needs her Vladdy Daddy to tell her how to think.
@moodrider
@moodrider 2 роки тому
@@joniheisenberg6691 she needs something to think with first
@Me_G.
@Me_G. 2 роки тому
She's so pathetic, it's a comedy gold in and of itself.
@joniheisenberg6691
@joniheisenberg6691 2 роки тому
@@moodrider You mean her latest statement that “daylight saving time is a conspiracy to control clocks” did not come from her big brain ? Good thing The New Yorker identified “The Borowitz Report” as satire. 😀
@debramarr7703
@debramarr7703 2 роки тому
I come for the monologue - I stay for Guillermo - ‘I am A beast’
@Zeluth
@Zeluth 2 роки тому
Thank you for this, Jimmy Kimble.
@michaelparks7177
@michaelparks7177 2 роки тому
Joe Biden handled that really well. It was actually very pleasant, cordial and aware. It was a pretty good recovery: and came across well.
@michaelparks7177
@michaelparks7177 2 роки тому
I chuckled along with all of it.
@John-kx3ng
@John-kx3ng 2 роки тому
Sleep at the wheel
@John-kx3ng
@John-kx3ng 2 роки тому
He has no idea what is going on
@guidodiman
@guidodiman 2 роки тому
@@John-kx3ng Well he does know that Putin is a dictator, a war criminal and a danger to the US instead of someone to be admired and emulated so badly as Trump does.
@pieperv
@pieperv 2 роки тому
Hell I get confused with what to call the VP's husband. Lol
@kathrynchase4795
@kathrynchase4795 2 роки тому
Hope everyone is boycotting PaPa John's for their continued business in Russia
@phriedokra6158
@phriedokra6158 2 роки тому
Couldnt pay me to eat that pie
@lifetimevents3726
@lifetimevents3726 2 роки тому
Awesome 😎👍👍👍 Guiermo and Jimmy great EMS and Ronnie
@dianeclarkson9607
@dianeclarkson9607 2 роки тому
That Guillermo! Next level of funny. Love you guys together🤣🤣🤣
@georgesamirt8857
@georgesamirt8857 2 роки тому
Thank Diane..what a cute smile on your face, please I'm sorry to bother you with my message, but I must say you seem like a nice lady and worth talking to.Hope you don't mind...we can texts each other on email ?
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