Trump Has “Never Heard” of a Category 5 Hurricane

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Donald Trump comments on the UNPRECEDENTED Category 5 Hurricane Dorian, Jimmy goes through all of the things Trump did while we were on vacation, and Mike Pence goes to Ireland on official government business and stays at a Trump hotel.
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Trump Has “Never Heard” of a Category 5 Hurricane
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@dasstigma 4 роки тому

"I have never heard of it, but I knew it existed." This line really shows what a stable genius he is.

@lzamora470 4 роки тому

I bet trump couldnt write a 3 paragraph essay without run on sentences

@gatosyratones 4 роки тому

As stable as uranium 🤪

@KaduLanes 4 роки тому

lol im pretty sure he means hes never heard of a category 5 that comes to mind but he knew there was a category for it

@mucheq5386 4 роки тому

It’s an irl typo

@tednorberto3086 4 роки тому

"People ask me how does he know this stuff?" I think that's he said while visiting the CDC.

@CeezGeez 4 роки тому

I have about 14 ice cubes in my freezer I can donate.

@humane143imperfection6 4 роки тому

The standard tray only houses 12 cubes.. fake news!

@carolenerichards8392 4 роки тому

🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@humane143imperfection6 4 роки тому

No, you don't understand. You could never possibly understand. I understand. I've known that liberals be the scourge backing terrorist seals. We must rise above and destroy social evolution. Long live ignorance!!! Long live regression!!

@janelightning73 3 роки тому

I have a whole bag of ice I'll donate!

@andrewpark2361 4 роки тому

Seriously though... If everyone in America just donated 1 ice cube...

@gustavgnoettgen 4 роки тому

... we could make some nice ice T

@countdankula6740 4 роки тому

I'll donate an ice tray!!

@andrewpark2361 4 роки тому

@@countdankula6740 Woah Woah Woah.... we don't want to bring back the ice age now...

@andrewpark2361 4 роки тому

@M Detlef I guess it depends how cold you can stare?~

@HarvestMoon2049 4 роки тому

Lol!!😂

@selamyukun8217 4 роки тому

The scary news is the Florida man could be the next president.

@SparrowValentine 4 роки тому

Bro... dont even

@selamyukun8217 4 роки тому

@@SparrowValentine I don't know bro, America is full of surprises.

@luisg.15yearsago18 4 роки тому

Just look at trump

@Vampire_Sugar_Junkie 3 роки тому

He already is

@shwt121 3 роки тому

WE DO NEED TO ' RENAME' HIM " THE CATEGORY 5 ORANGE MORON".......IT FITS HIM TO A ' TEE'.....!!!!

@goldeneras 4 роки тому

"Never heard of a category 5, but I knew it existed" ... lol

@lovenephtalie6253 4 роки тому

goldeneras I wonder if he thinks before he speaks.

@luciolynx5443 4 роки тому

Evidently not

@TelikiMouse 4 роки тому

Contradictory XD

@TheNumerum 4 роки тому

He's an embarrassment to Americans and the world.

@m.gaxiola7462 4 роки тому

goldeneras a WTF! Moment. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@nelsonferreirinho4904 4 роки тому

The florida guy is the real life Peter Griffin

@54markl 4 роки тому

“Hey Lois, look! A talking animal in the White House! Heh heh heh, aheh!”

@johndoe-hv3qj 4 роки тому

Like I said he is a transplant to Florida. Probably was a janitor at a school in Boston before he retired. He sure isn't from here.

@anonymoussources8803 4 роки тому

With some Forest Trump, I mean Donald Gump throw in (without all the lucky breaks that is)

@anonymoussources8803 4 роки тому

@@54markl More specifically, a braying ass

@salviaturo 4 роки тому

Nelson Ferreirinho clearly he is not from Florida. Yet, he has been adopted by the gators 🐊.

@glennanderson4554 4 роки тому

Trump makes the Kardashians look smart and that is not easy to do.

@shanepankhurst9958 4 роки тому

Truly he can make anyone look smart. Believe me I don't lie

@Beeftrout22 4 роки тому

It makes me feel good to hear that from you because there are so many people who still support trump and it truly depresses me

@shanepankhurst9958 4 роки тому

@@Beeftrout22 I can't imagine what kind of person you would have to be to believe everything he says. He literally lies about everything he says

@lucyhuhta4274 4 роки тому

Lol yassss

@angeldown2031 4 роки тому

HA, love it It's so true its not even funny!

@jeannie3684 4 роки тому

The toothless guy with the brilliant ideas to stop the hurricanes was a prime example of a stump cult voter.

@benjaminmarker 4 роки тому

Careful, he could easily become the next president over there...

@dantonliam 4 роки тому

So much stupid in one place...lol

@jaelynn7575 4 роки тому

That dude sounds like he's one of those fishermen in Jaws! "warm wadda." The guy clearly has no clue how big the oceans are! Hey, why don't we just change the rotation of Earth to stop the Coriolis Effect! hehe.

@sistocastelli5892 4 роки тому

@@jaelynn7575 he was being sarcastic! LOL

@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому

He'll be the next secretary of defense.

@xo_sunshinecarebear_ox3753 4 роки тому

Florida Man of the year!!!

@yogurtnbanana 4 роки тому

Who dad was that?

@Kermit_T_Frog 4 роки тому

Don't laugh. The last random guy who got himself a gig on TV became president.

@MrOliverwoods 4 роки тому

He’s from Queens, but Florida called him. Florida is the idiot’s Mecca

@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому

Nothing will ever induce me to go to Florida.

@johndoe-hv3qj 4 роки тому

That guy isn't from florida he moved here. Look at his shirt and you can tell that.

@rustzz8 4 роки тому

Florida never let's you down.

@sojiroseta98 4 роки тому

But at the same time ALWAYS lets you down 😂

@Eusantdac 4 роки тому

Listening to that creature attempt to speak was cringy af

@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому

Florida: "The inmates are running the asylum."

@slactweak 4 роки тому

I already know that I'm going to get roasted here but I really would like to know why everybody is so down on Florida.

@Eusantdac 4 роки тому

@@slactweak Somebody can correct me here because I am not an American and have only briefly visited Florida but Floridians seem to have gotten a name for themselves as being on the loonie side lol Of course, generalizing is never good but here we are.

@JM1993951 4 роки тому

"My daughter Tiffany has a great personality, she studies so hard, just a great person " "Ivanka is a perfect 10...slammin' bod"

@sundaedrive5776 4 роки тому

He did not even put "president" before his name. That shows

@RedAmalgam2000 4 роки тому

Poor tiffany indeed lol....."she's a great person*.....how affectionate......

@rebeccayost7320 4 роки тому

He all but said she has a great personality

@wendysmail 4 роки тому

Just like manafort ...oh you name it all his best friends and cabinet members ...great people trump knows now his daughter

@evonwilliams7502 4 роки тому

You are so right poor Tiffany

@evonwilliams7502 4 роки тому

Yes she is a very beautiful girl she looks better than her sister

@JPMJPM 4 роки тому

Trump’s about to appoint that Florida guy to his Cabinet.

@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому

Please don't give him ideas!

@deadraider420 4 роки тому

Secretary of Education

@husseinmohammed1431 4 роки тому

Honestly Florida man should be a Netflix series.....

@cocoaliveson3235 4 роки тому

The goldfish anti-defamation league just filed a lawsuit.

@973walid 4 роки тому

😂

@tukiluka 4 роки тому

The Ice idea is from an episode of Futurama. For real

@fattieworkman4601 4 роки тому

David Winter I said the same thing lol. No one listen to me though

@hazukichanx408 4 роки тому

I remember that. Global warming was happening all over again and they eventually ended up moving the planet further from the sun to compensate, since even their handsomest politicians couldn't think of a better solution than dropping ice from offworld into the ocean every year.^^ Though the little girl in the informational video _did_ suggest getting rid of the greenhouse gases...

@tukiluka 4 роки тому

Hazukichan X nailed it

@lisahenry20 3 роки тому

@@hazukichanx408 is that the episode where people were saying that the emissions from the robots were the main cause and so they would have to get rid of the robots but instead they moved the earth away from the sun by having all the robots aim their pipes towards the sun?

@hazukichanx408 3 роки тому

@@lisahenry20 That's the one. As I recall, Momcorp got around robot emissions regulations by calling their bending robots "Sports Utility Robots" and classifying them as light trucks...

@emt354448 4 роки тому

He spoke about his daughter like she is a friend or somone he acquainted with smh

@conniewilson7318 4 роки тому

Saddest part for Tiffany is trump never mentions the word daughter when talking about her!

@paintedpony2935 4 роки тому

I'll bet she's just fine with that.

@conniecrawford5231 4 роки тому

Connie Wilson You do know Tiffany was born out of wedlock several decades ago and Trump didn’t marry her mother until months after her birth ? He’s never really been involved with her!

@dme1016 4 роки тому

Donnie Dickhead has 3 baby mommas...at least. More than a lotta dope boys in da' hood.

@msimpson9455 4 роки тому

He never wanted her in the first place😈😈

@texanfan2627 4 роки тому

@@msimpson9455 That's because she doesn't look like ivanka..

@gr8rdan 4 роки тому

That Florida man and Ttump might be twins separated at birth!

@mariastewart8810 4 роки тому

😬😝😀😀😂 thought the same thing

@ISVVVc628 4 роки тому

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@chaitea2425 4 роки тому

No, he is way smarter than Trump😰

@ftoniaromano6480 4 роки тому

Oh Lord, what an idiot.

@gr8rdan 4 роки тому

Florida Man and Ttump threw around ideas for the next godzilla movie, more like

@marektrankid7299 3 роки тому

What could've made that Florida man interview better if he was wearing a MEGA hat😂😂😂😂😂

@kyleking3839 3 роки тому

You mean MAGA right?

@alexpolicarpo4344 4 роки тому

Lmao! I actually thought 💭 about dropping ice in warm water lol

@robertahubert9155 4 роки тому

How could you KNOW something exist but you never heard of it.?

@lovenephtalie6253 4 роки тому

Roberta Hubert 🤦🏾‍♀️

@priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому

Same thought 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

@music4thesoul491 4 роки тому

Ikr. He just killed all our brain cells lol

@Toywins 4 роки тому

🤦🏽‍♀️

@heatherm2140 4 роки тому

Dementia....

@asiyashueb3108 4 роки тому

If trump is president. You can be anything you want to be.

@jimcrow3888 4 роки тому

Asiya Shueb Did it take him being president for you to realize this??

@ina7168 4 роки тому

Asiya Shueb if you are rich and white you can be anything

@Shaw4123 4 роки тому

I Want To Be Filthy Rich!

@asiyashueb3108 4 роки тому

Jim Crow it just made it more clear. We all know being president is huge responsibility the fact that this dumb ass cut for it goes over my head.

@mahailia3982 4 роки тому

Ina ! I think you mean orange 🍊

@connordanielson56 4 роки тому

He sounds like my Grandpa when he’s drunk

@ClaudiaNW 4 роки тому

Trump or the Florida guy? Either would fit!

@agriperma 4 роки тому

"I never heard of such a thing, but i knew of it." - the bestest stable genius

@IHScoutII 4 роки тому

Trump is the perfect example that you can't fix *stupid* .

@the-terminator5682 4 роки тому

volcano hi butthurt???

@ladylion3545 4 роки тому

I was thinking the same thing about Hillary and Billy

@gustavgnoettgen 4 роки тому

@volcano hi got Bernie burns?

@Gonzuh 4 роки тому

The-terminator Hes not butthurt hes just right lmao, who hurt you

@bshinjp 4 роки тому

You can’t be stupid if ur making so much money.

@equalprotection 4 роки тому

Who else is binge on Meyer, Colbert, Kimmel... to deal with all the Trump...

@str8edgerockstar956 4 роки тому

Exept you forgot Trevor Noah.

@belindalee798 4 роки тому

Fourteenth Amendment : 👍

@philliphamilton4360 4 роки тому

Yes, common sense

@caru3257 4 роки тому

I'm (__insert name_).

@TheLubys 4 роки тому

It’s the only way to get the news in the era of our cartoon President. Journalists are for real presidents and comedians are for whatever tRump is

@ThompterSHunson 4 роки тому

05:26 _and Pence said:_ _"Woof. Woof."_ 😂😂😂

@community1949 4 роки тому

Who hasn't heard of the categories of hurricanes? It's all over the weather and news channels morning, noon, and night. What the hell is wrong with the goon in the WH anyway.

@bellmeisterful 4 роки тому

I know right? HEs so stupid! Just wish he wasnt doing so well at the job...makes it harder for me to be against him. How do you do it? Ignore reality? Got any tips?

@bellmeisterful 4 роки тому

@@community1949 Oh Nancy. I bet youre a smart woman in all other areas. But if your political knowledge is really going to be so flawed and reckless...maybe you should just say, I dont like Trump. And leave it at that. Thats the advice I give many anti Trumpers. Cos the moment yall go into detail it all falls apart. No, a recession is not looking. Lies from the left. No legitimate financial experts out there are saying that. In fact theyre sayibg the opposite. We can dig into that if youd like. Cuddling up with dictators? Theres nothing substantial or relevant or factual about that. Just leave detail out, youll always flounder. Unless surrounded by only the like minded. Yes Nancy, the econpny is dping well in so many ways you wouldnt evwn believe it. If you did youd claim aliens did it before Trump. More people are employed right now than ever in our history. You should know why job numbers are so good. Reducing the corp tax rate from 35% to the high average of everyone else at 22% and slashing many costly business regulations. Youll want to auto disagree, just be ready to provide alternative reasons. Take your time, use Google. Good luck, youre gonna need it.

@community1949 4 роки тому

My god get a life - and I'll bet you are stupid person in ALL areas especially with this idiot.

@billyboy6028 4 роки тому

@@bellmeisterful You poor thing, swimming upstream in a furious attempt to defend the indefensible. Looks more like you're swimming up a waterfall

@robertahubert9155 4 роки тому

This was a rough two weeks without you or Steven Colbert glad to see you both back

@leetraviusmckay314 4 роки тому

"he has the memory and skin tone of a gold fish"

@RuanAntunes7 4 роки тому

This comment is "Gold" 😂😂😂

@hanisaadi 4 роки тому

Colbert made the same joke last night as well

@tomb5108 4 роки тому

@@hanisaadi noticed this as well. I think the writers steal from each other pretty often. Kinda sucks.

@damionchrist 4 роки тому

He also has as much class and the demeanor of a rattlesnake!

@benellis9665 4 роки тому

Colbert did the goldfish one too. But who wrote it?

@sieekakhan6761 4 роки тому

"Memory and skin tone of a goldfish" Wasnt that Colbert's joke?

@MichaelDevaneyOfficial 4 роки тому

i caught that too. Then was right away disappointed in Kimmel. -- or his writers.

@jjpme92un 4 роки тому

@@MichaelDevaneyOfficial A joke that good deserves to be redone -

@wormmeade 4 роки тому

They are so damn dumb they have to get ghostwriters. You people are so dumb you watch it everyday.

@wormmeade 4 роки тому

JG Luxe no joke was actually good. It’s just ridiculous that people believe he’s not smart. He has more conferences, talks to the press more, he’s transparent. He deserves more credit for what he does instead of scoffing at his fumbles

@tsfbaf303 4 роки тому

JG Luxe So thinking that most late night show hosts are rather dull (except Conan), especially now that all they do is make fun of the low hanging fruit aka Trump, is somehow supporting Trump? They are all repetitve, the audiences are so easily amused, it’s all so fake and too easy to be actually good.

@MC-wy2pf 4 роки тому

Pence would totally eat dog food if Trump told him to

@dolphhugenroth8547 4 роки тому

You obviously don’t know anything at all

@mucheq5386 4 роки тому

Florida man right here

@luisg.15yearsago18 4 роки тому

Lol aboub him being trump property

@repoman182 4 роки тому

Combating severe weather through actual combat.. GENIUS!

@IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому

Good thing he made the decision to stay here and monitor the hurricane. *By "stay here and monitor the hurricane", I mean skip work, and play golf. 🍊⛳🏌️>🌀🌬️💦🌴

@gustavgnoettgen 4 роки тому

He should go quickly to Alabama 🤭

@mariastewart8810 4 роки тому

😬😀😀😂😂

@couragekarnga8735 4 роки тому

Frankly, I think it's best just to let him play golf. He has no damn clue what he's doing.

@gustavgnoettgen 4 роки тому

@@couragekarnga8735 but he's an VERY GOOD golf player, VERY GOOD. I heard. And since the president of the United States said that... 🦄

@p.johnkraker2436 4 роки тому

He was the only one in the White house, working, on Christmas and every other holiday, except when he is visiting the troops in combat zones, as no other president has had the courage to do, save Geo Washington, of course. Your charge is weak and unfounded. Better try something else. Truth is, this president has accomplished more in the face of an unrelenting "Cat 5" blow-back of BS from the Dems, Never Trumper Republicans, and every form of the media from before he took office to this very day, than any other president before him. If you weren't just stupidly bigoted and partisan to the point of voting against your own rights and privileges, you'd have to admit that even you have benefited from his many successes, which is why black Americans are leaving the Democrap plantation to come home to the party that was formed to ensure the rights of black Americans were respected, or didn't you get that far in school?

@NoThankYous 4 роки тому

“I’m not sure that I’ve ever even seen a category I hurricane, I knew they existed” Ah yes the floor here is made out of floor. Clearly trump is an intelligent individual.

@TheMedicalDemon 4 роки тому

EXS Ignight nah mate he is a very stable genius.

@thestinger8856 2 роки тому

I live in florida so ,im so glad that that, Dorian did not hit!

@Bigtymme 4 роки тому

I'm now convinced that Mike Pence is a robot clone

@skbwolverine 4 роки тому

The robot would be more exciting though. Lol.

@ohmyblindman 4 роки тому

He's a golden retriever.

@B_Bodziak 4 роки тому

I'm still waiting for him to answer the reporter's question!

@Aurora-FX 4 роки тому

GblazeVids it’s called editing idiot

@bwright7503 4 роки тому

@@Aurora-FX actually that wasn't edited. He was really asked that question and that was his actual answer. Fact check before you start calling names. Makes you look double stupid.

@NewMessage 4 роки тому

The reason he doesn't want Tiffany around is that Tiffany said 'NO' to the sweet 16 birthday boob job (there's an article about the incident floating around, can't recall from where though), AND doesn't let him touch her without looking visibly nauseated.

@aceace8374 4 роки тому

Who calls ur daughter or son he/she a person.

@twright3802 4 роки тому

I caught that also. No affection at all.

@Kenz3 4 роки тому

That literally idea from Futurama with the ice 😂

@ulfaman8927 4 роки тому

he was not allowed to go to Poland because noone wanted to hear him claiming there were very fine people on both sides in the wwllconflict

@NewMessage 4 роки тому

He often claims to have 'never heard' of things that we have him on tape talking about at an earlier time. Eric, for instance.

@hodaka1000 4 роки тому

....and pornstar hush money

@Sindollx666x 4 роки тому

Hahaha I know right. Doesn't he realize that he's being recorded constantly? I bet he thinks that things need said in the past just disappear into the atmosphere. It would be scary to see someone edit together everything like that he's said with the clips of him contradicting himself...I wonder how long that video would be?? I also wonder what would go through his mind if someone showed it to him.

@IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому

Put that in the "Trump is Unfit For Office" evidence file.

@thegamingbieders432 4 роки тому

He has the most stressful job in the entirety of the U.S. and he's not allowed to forget things? Try thinking of things from more than one point of view for once, it will help a lot when it comes to truly understanding a situation.

@hectorvergon8236 4 роки тому

Wth

@naraj85 4 роки тому

God bless the Bahamas 🇧🇸

@ElChicleSeMePego 4 роки тому

That guy was missing, "You know what really grinds mai gears..." before his hurricane complaint XD Lmfao ;) you know who I'm referencing.

@BellaDelilahWho 4 роки тому

Pence was trying to remember his lines what he was told to say.

@joshuaalexander7104 4 роки тому

Im screammmming lolllllll

@BellaDelilahWho 4 роки тому

joe Domjan rewind time or himself lol.

@scottwolf175 4 роки тому

Nice try

@angelparis2189 4 роки тому

He loves Tiffany as a great person? He didn’t mention that “he loves his DAUGHTER Tiffany as a great person” why?

@patriciamagana2276 4 роки тому

He is a loser. Small hands small brain.

@googleuser4009 2 роки тому

What's wrong with that? Iys perfectly normal to say it that way

@muddywaters8461 3 роки тому

Great Jimmy!

@user-sb6qe4lz6k 4 роки тому

drop ice in the ocean to stop a hurricane 😂😆🤣 this guy is the Donkey of the Decade

@kaiwalya3710 4 роки тому

Don't worry guys...!!! MEXICO will pay for Compensation.

@danieljohnsson7276 4 роки тому

Mexico will pay for Greenland.

@GR-cf6ng 4 роки тому

@@danieljohnsson7276 just like Mexico paid for the wall you mean, right!?!?!

@p.johnkraker2436 4 роки тому

Just like they have paid for the wall, in so many ways - the latest being the positioning of 6000 Mexican troops on THEIR Southern Border to stop otm's from crossing on their way to illegally emigrate to America. You think that didn't cost Mexico a boatload of money to do that on America's behalf? They blinked and pulled out the checkbook my man.

@leo19751984 4 роки тому

Mexico will pay for Pence’s stay in that fancy Trump hotel.

@panchito1384 4 роки тому

@@p.johnkraker2436 América? Oh mexico is in Africa right?..dump white ass than call usa AMERICA stupid classic guy who never go read stay in Geográfic class

@stevenhuang1142 4 роки тому

When did Florida legalize crack?

@Sindollx666x 4 роки тому

🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏 great comment🏆

@THEJOHNiVERSE 4 роки тому

Haha. Nailed him. BTW, I'm the guy who wears the clown wig on the Walk of Fame doing the SnapChats for your "Hope you had a good day at The Jimmy Kimmel Show." I love your show, keep up the good work!

@bernadettekhan399 4 роки тому

Florida man in the same gene pool as Trump

@Leumasleumas725 4 роки тому

Trump....such a shame for America....

@thegamingbieders432 4 роки тому

Yeah, it is such a shame that he brought back the good economy and made north and south korea shake hands. The real shame is that he is one of the best presidents we've ever had and yet it is ruined by democratic propaganda. Why don't we talk about Obama, the guy who gave billions of dollars to terrorists by literally dropping it from the air. But I guess thats not as bad as building a wall to keep ILLEGAL immigrants out of the United States. Grow up.

@yonizo2 4 роки тому

fendermaestro who knows he might get to do a second term

@paytonprovo8136 4 роки тому

SRJC Bieder god your ignorant

@carlostt7873 4 роки тому

@@paytonprovo8136 I dont agree with him either but he isn't ignorant, he knows what hes talking about.

@TelikiMouse 4 роки тому

@@thegamingbieders432 such shame he caused all these hate attacks to rise exponentially and caused mass division and disorting. Oh wait he is your supreme leader that you put on a deity pedestal.

@eddipl5055 4 роки тому

As a person who studied exact science department, when I see/ hear/ read things like this 0:54 hurts my brain and my fate in humanity. Smh.

@anro_gaming 4 роки тому

science is just a bogus 😎👍

@Sergio-fu7mv 4 роки тому

Admin ANRO that’s exactly what inbreeds say.

@eddipl5055 4 роки тому

I guess the devices were you show off your ignorance are made by magic. Hard science (such as chemistry, physics, or astronomy) that deals with things that can be observed and measured. Exact science: a science (such as physics, chemistry, or mathematics ) whose laws are capable of accurate quantitative expression.

@rhyndawatson4173 4 роки тому

Drop ice in the water 🤣🤣🤣

@videosforthebored3 4 роки тому

3:50 The Poland thing is the best. I enjoy seeing Trump making a fool out of himself with that one.

@ivettereneeromoflores7857 4 роки тому

I am glad you are back! 🥰🇲🇽

@deejohnston2150 4 роки тому

He's never heard of a Dictionary or a Thesaurus either...

@johncloois7565 4 роки тому

@jace sally Apparently.

@deejohnston2150 4 роки тому

jace sally maybe you should...by the way, I'm not the braindead one. I didn't vote for that useless waste of space.

@deejohnston2150 4 роки тому

Dianne Lo in book form probably. But anyone who uses a computer can still access them.

@soniasg8639 4 роки тому

@@deejohnston2150 Sorry Dee you can't fix stupid. All Trumpanzees are as bright as the ORANGE WASTE.

@deejohnston2150 4 роки тому

And by the way @Jace Sally, maybe if your good old boy did look at them once in a while he might sound like he actually has a college education instead of that second grade vocabulary he uses so redundantly.

@guyrogers1208 4 роки тому

That weather guy in florida is a big trump fan.

@j.a.1599 3 роки тому

The Navy ice cube guy for 2020!

@amanmohamed8122 4 роки тому

This is Americas vice president? 😂(omg)

@haigshaigains5694 4 роки тому

Richard Blair How is he a terrorist? Stop being a troll just because you didn’t like what Jimmy Kimmel uploaded and how the crowd reacts to it. If you don’t like it... move on. No need to make assumptions on people you don’t know. Grow up and stop using playground behavior.

@richsackett3423 4 роки тому

@@richardblair1869 Shut up and leave our country you racist.

@RaeesKhan-cn6wv 4 роки тому

@@richardblair1869 no I don't think he will

@americanmartyr9268 4 роки тому

@@richardblair1869 *Omar MoHamJob doesn't Look WHITE* *nor Christian, to me!!!!!*

@amanmohamed8122 4 роки тому

@@richardblair1869 or what? This is my opinion cry baby, ill say whatever i want to say, and don't call me a terrorist cuz im a Muslim or becuase of my comment.

@matthartleyjr9180 4 роки тому

welcome back Jimmy hope you enjoyed your time away because so much happened when you were gone

@luluharshie3929 3 роки тому

The guys nodding next to Trump when he’s talking about category 5 hurricanes are biting their tongues so hard

@thekidbilly5398 4 роки тому

The Florida man needs he’s medication😂😂😂

@Jonttuf17 4 роки тому

Trump also suggested to send nuclear bomb into a hurricane that is the same league :D

@dombak0531 4 роки тому

I’m praying for everything who is feeling the pain that storm! 💔

@Unterwelten 4 роки тому

Prayer has proven to be highly effective - never!

@IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому

Seeing the videos of the damage is absolutely heartbreaking! Donate whatever you can to The Red Cross, or another organization, to help those who will need it, and pray if it brings you comfort. 😉 💜 👍🏻

@magicsantos2681 4 роки тому

Woof woof! Mike"the poodle"Pence!🐩 😄😄😉

@popranks1981 4 роки тому

This is our president!!!! Great job America!!!!👏👏👏

@wearealljustclowns 4 роки тому

An interview with Trump about his history as president would be absolute gold

@leetraviusmckay314 4 роки тому

"it is the first time a Trump property has ever stayed at a Trump property"

@AV-kc2ro 4 роки тому

LeeTravius Mckay savage

@ArtGirl82 4 роки тому

That was an epic burn, and it's funny because Karen Pence hates Trump's guts, but he has her idiot, lap dog of a husband by the balls lol

@darlenethomas4217 4 роки тому

" " nice 💪👍

@redrooster1908 4 роки тому

“Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had.” Those are the words of the late Wharton professor William T. Kelley, who had Trump in class.

@bungkusi2432 4 роки тому

.... And ..... This is an understatement

@seanstamper1459 4 роки тому

Who talks about students that way as a teacher

@hassanvalquintero9970 4 роки тому

And yet there's people supporting him to be reelected

@SquatLight55 4 роки тому

Okay, well who’s the school teacher and who’s the billionaire president?...

@billyboy6028 4 роки тому

@@SquatLight55 Prove he's a billionaire. Show us his tax returns. He's hiding them just like he's hiding his school records.

@jasrajsinghbhinder5033 4 роки тому

You know theoretically the Florida guy is right. If you cool the water, it reduces storm intensity. Practically though... 😂😂😂😂

@armydoge4059 4 роки тому

A little bit of Hurricane Dorian hit where I live up in the maritimes it wasn’t as bad as what happened in the us or Nova Scotia

@sherrillsturm7240 4 роки тому

"Not many people know this, but there is a hurricane category level 5." Have the Navy drop ice. I howeld out loud!!

@Edu_Kate 4 роки тому

The immigration people? ICE

@michellemaccracken7086 4 роки тому

How did Kimmel and Colbert both have the same gold fish joke?!? (Monologues) Genuinely curious!

@Sindollx666x 4 роки тому

This isn't the first time. Sometimes it's mixed between Colbert, Meyers, Noah, Kimmel, many times I've heard them all make a similar joke. Plus the orange skin, too easy to compare to goldfish who have long been the butt of memory jokes.

@granville7 4 роки тому

Do their writing teams exchange notes perhaps?

@thund3rbolt831 4 роки тому

Michelle MacCracken i noticed that too!

@michellemaccracken7086 4 роки тому

This was exactly the dance joke though. Weird!

@johnnyhunter 4 роки тому

Michelle MacCracken Put enough comedy writers in any room together and they’re eventually going to come up with the same jokes here and there. Trump’s memory woes plus his skin hue are inevitably ending up at this barb.

@thebased111 4 роки тому

Lmaooooooooo I never knew about Tiffany 😂😂

@pr0zombieslay3r 4 роки тому

that guy talking bout ice in the water been watching too much futurama

@bmw98vida 4 роки тому

😂 category 5 never heard of it ... is he 4 reals when Trump says that?

@thegamingbieders432 4 роки тому

Is it really that important? Tell me the significance of him saying he's never heard of it and the importance of criticizing him so thoroughly on something so simple.

@luciolynx5443 4 роки тому

No this oompa loompa is fr when he says stuff like this🤷🏻‍♂️he is more worried about his next round of golf.

@richardyork2626 4 роки тому

@@thegamingbieders432 I'm honestly getting so confused at people still managing to find ways to defend him. There are now hundreds of examples of him saying stupid crap like this. He doesn't fully comprehend what he's saying, just reads words off a page that someone cleverer than him has written. That's why he then contradicts himself all the time because he doesn't know what he's on about and thinks if you say something confidently enough people will lap it up. He's genuinely an idiot. If this was his only mistake it wouldn't be a big deal as you said. It's the fact that this is just normal behaviour for him which is the reason people are criticising so thoroughly.

@jeckjeck3119 4 роки тому

@@thegamingbieders432 If he can't even remember something so simple, he shouldn't be president, you moron.

@delano62 4 роки тому

@@thegamingbieders432 Because he says it over and over, even though he has.

@lovenephtalie6253 4 роки тому

Trump said in the past 2 years he’s never heard of a category 5 🤦🏾‍♀️

@zortman100 4 роки тому

Na bro, u drag ice bergs from Antarctica ...lol then Trump makes margaritas for everyone in cat5

@mohammedalbehadli9883 4 роки тому

Actually, UAE is doing that 😂

@gameygamerson2204 4 роки тому

I fully respect Kimmel for saying this in public with no fear.

@granville7 4 роки тому

Do you think the guy with the navy ice dropping and air force wind dispersing idea could have come from another place than the US, especially Florida? Is it the education system or what?

@Edu_Kate 4 роки тому

There's a reason it's called Floriduh.

@DougHNuts-ee3vn 4 роки тому

OMG! Our "cartoon" president. And Pence! He reminded me of Bush the way he furled his eyebrow...OMG...WHY????? Check it out at 6:09

@Sindollx666x 4 роки тому

I love the silent finger pointing hand gestures. As though he was talking and emote-ing with his hands at the same time, but just a dumb facial expression and no words came out. Lololol

@Sindollx666x 4 роки тому

But yeah totally Bush Brow moment.

@finnshearer1940 4 роки тому

The Florida man examples were terrible but he still makes a good point on why we haven't come up with a reliable way to combat storms.

@CarsandGuns66 4 роки тому

Hurricanes Michael, Maria, Andrew, Rita AND Katrina were all category 5

@NewMessage 4 роки тому

0:54 I guarantee Donnie just jumped on the phone and demanded that they "get that man in my cabinet at any cost!"

@hectorvergon8236 4 роки тому

Are you ok ???

@alexiatr 4 роки тому

He is in charge of Homeland security now

@tabathafeucht3513 4 роки тому

Good lord. That snow bird is so ignorant. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@ifailedenglish5974 4 роки тому

Irma struk me as a category 5 hurricane lmaoo. Had no power for 3months and no internet for 6.

@cneddy22 4 роки тому

They thought about flying planes in the opposite direction of the spin of the hurricane eye I believe

@SD_702 4 роки тому

5:47 is exactly what you want in a journalist. Ask great questions and the truth is unmistakable.

@jena6587 4 роки тому

The guy in the Hawaiian shirt knows. JUST MAKE IT GO THE OTHER WAY!!

@TheLubys 4 роки тому

Jennifer Anthony - maybe they should create a giant vacuum in space that can suck the storms from the sky🤣

@krystalphan8871 4 роки тому

@@TheLubys 😂😂😂

@amosand7476 3 роки тому

Love that your back

@pfaffman100 4 роки тому

Loved!

@monalisabarrett7821 4 роки тому

Lmaooooo why I forgot🤭 Pence even still existed! Thought he quit back in Spring 😮can't keep up this administration

@joshualagrimas9555 4 роки тому

I'm sorry but "Firing a nuclear missile at a hurricane"?, When I first heard that is the most murica phrase I've ever heard.

@marenhuwald6384 4 роки тому

At least it takes less time than raking the forests, but please don´t breathe after the missile fell. Unless you die of cacer living near a wind power station.