Trump Hawking $60 Bibles to Help Legal Woes, Texas Man Runs for President as Literally Anybody Else
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Trump Hacking $60 Bibles to Help Legal Woes, Texas Man Runs for President as Literally Anybody Else
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@davesky538 Місяць тому
The ultimate con artist hawking Bibles. Priceless! Can't make this shite up!
@paddy.7784 Місяць тому
You said it .. Just when you think this grifter can't sink any lower .. well .. he does, and no doubt his supporters will buy into it .
@reveillerussell914 Місяць тому
and if you order your Bible now, we'll throw in absolutely free, a pair of Golden Sneakers
@philricci2012 Місяць тому
His supporters are dumb enough to fall for it.
@mrsplanetmaster9 Місяць тому
@@paddy.7784 Nothing surprises me from the Orange Maga-Pie , we might not wake up to sunshine every morning ; we can however count on another TrumpF atrocity🗽🧢
@mrsplanetmaster9 Місяць тому
@@reveillerussell914 Right now we must find humor in this clown, at the same time he's serious
@KL-sw5xi Місяць тому
Never trust two kinds of people: A religious leader who tells you who to vote. A politician who tells you how to pray.
@Winterstick549 Місяць тому
I'm stealing this!
@victorwest8041 28 днів тому
especially if the guy is an orange haired liar !
@Remontada121 28 днів тому
Spot on
@RD-dn4vs 28 днів тому
🤣😂 God sense of humor... Devil's servant selling Bibles...Jeremiah 31:34... Romans 1:20-21... Tap to John 14: 26 ❤
@RoamingStoned 28 днів тому
Vote to keep us free to participate in Christianity... It is a very low bar... Forcing Christianity is not Faith, just vote within the church, those who go to church, and don't call themselves the chosen... Protect the faith with your vote. Russia has designated JW as terror... When you don't involve you have no choice, no vote is a default to the worst.
@EXFIREMEDIC Місяць тому
This man never stops being an embarrassment to himself and to the United States.
@drumbum3.142 Місяць тому
💯 That.
@adamrushford Місяць тому
I'll be totally fair, anyone watching him be a professional fool and doesn't realize it... "fill in what you like", personally I got click baited here.. normally I don't watch anything mainstream, I avoid it like the plague... no I won't see roadhouse, or bad boys, none of that, you get $0 of my support.
@JTSA1234 Місяць тому
Trump or Jimmy Kimmel?
@MisssKayy Місяць тому
@@JTSA1234this is Fallon.
@DylanE1 Місяць тому
@@MisssKayy bots are known to hallucinate, it mixed up the Jimmys
@margotgray3330 Місяць тому
Remember the last time he was filmed holding up a bible? It was 2020 during the George Floyd protests.....and he was holding it UPSIDE DOWN ! 🤣
@karenopet1223 Місяць тому
That's a photo I will never forget
@martinscrapp7166 Місяць тому
at least he was there...Biden was nowhere to be seen...just like East Palestine...
@marycoady8587 29 днів тому
How can we forget😂😂😂
@Dragonfly657 29 днів тому
So funny hahahaha idiot
@user-po6wr2nr7o 25 днів тому
He is really devout not really , he is a dangerous fake wannabe tyrant
@gphunkera8731 Місяць тому
I literally hollered when he said it was his favorite book lmao!
@rhetoricalquestion6009 Місяць тому
Just don't ask him which part he likes best. Perhaps “Two Corinthians”, but “I wouldn't want to get into it. Because to me, that's very personal”.
@Kari4010 Місяць тому
😂
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
Well, it IS his favorite book! What we don't see is the bibble covers are pasted over the child porn mags he studies.
@davidmccarthy6061 Місяць тому
I doubt it is. He has read Hitlers book, but seems to know nothing about any fantasy book that doesn't include him.
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
Me, too - I split a gut when I heard that! His other "favorite" books must be kiddie porn and comic books... stuff with no words and just pictures.
@leannevandekew1996 Місяць тому
If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?
@lmena5696 Місяць тому
I don't know because they are both up past their jail time.
@jackglenn7097 Місяць тому
@@lmena5696 Best answer
@user-bf5ik2sq5e Місяць тому
🤣🤣🤣 💌
@culex69 Місяць тому
Never, dumbass.
@VoiceofRationale Місяць тому
So having a different number of kids and having different wives is supposed to help us figure out when an indictment happens with those two people? Your question makes zero sense, which means Democrats on social media will upvote it to celebrity status.
@rickroberts2198 Місяць тому
Remember the Bible seller scene from 'Oh brother where art thou'? Yeah it's like that.
@CLee-hx8mx Місяць тому
😅😅😅❤
@robertclark972 Місяць тому
Very much the same .
@margaretwordnerd5210 Місяць тому
John Goodman, best Cyclops in a movie based on Homer's Oddyssy EVAH! It's a small category, but Goodman's performance really rocked.👏👏👏✌🖖
@caronstout354 Місяць тому
We need the 3 Sirens to turn X45 into a horney-toad!
@margaretwordnerd5210 Місяць тому
@@caronstout354 he's already infamous for horniness and toadliness, so the spell should be easy.😎
@dwaynegarfield1551 Місяць тому
Absolutely a banger Jimmy!💕🙏😂Love it when you put Trump in his place!🤣😂
@Fish-df5xc 29 днів тому
My grandparents used to give bibles away They would say The good word is to be given
@williamjones7163 Місяць тому
Has anyone proofread this Bible? Does it have the infamous Thou Shall Commit Adultry?
@sandburgmartin7947 Місяць тому
Yes. Right there with Thou Shall Covet thy neighbor's ass.
@sandburgmartin7947 Місяць тому
His 10 Commandments give him immunity. It is his "to do" list.
@lameckganda6469 Місяць тому
Thou shall Not commit Adultery
@seventhave Місяць тому
@@lameckganda6469/whoosh
@user-bf5ik2sq5e Місяць тому
@@lameckganda6469 🧻misread the 10 Commandments is the point...he cheated - adultery. Ivana, he cheated on her with Marla... allegation Marla cheated on him... and we all know he cheated on Melania!
@brianbrwa 27 днів тому
Hey, my dad bought one of Jerry Falwell's bicentennial bibles. It was from a Goodwill store in Pasco, hehe
@chuyocaca4153 Місяць тому
we always Knew this Guy is Nothing but a Snake Oil Sales Man...
@nightfall902 Місяць тому
Yeah bibles are all snake oil...regardless of the religion in them.
@timithius Місяць тому
Trump has been a professional conman, from the day he elbowed his way into the New York celebrity scene back in the 70s. A fake from day one. I guess we need to give him props for faking it until he made it to President of the United States. But from day one, he was an unctuous blowhard and repugnant self-promoter. Anyone paying attention knows this.
@victorwest8041 Місяць тому
That's coming, 12oz. bottle for $29.95
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
Please don't insult Snake Oil. Even Snake Oil is more useful than Donald Trump.
@Oliver-ft2fq 29 днів тому
😂
@leannevandekew1996 Місяць тому
He tried to buy the NFL's Buffalo Bills pro football team back about 2014. He was in the pool of 6 final bidders the NFL chose and was asked to submit financial records to show he could either buy the team or could raise funds for it with solid collateral backing, but instead he submitted a letter with a copy of a Fortune Magazine article listing him as one of the wealthier people in the United States. The NFL turned him down.
@jackharrison7613 Місяць тому
THAT is so funny.
@caronstout354 Місяць тому
Imagine a Trump-owned sports team..cheap gold uniforms, unsafe football helmets, and unpaid players.
@kevinb3812 Місяць тому
NFL showed some economic discernment!
@jackharrison7613 Місяць тому
@@kevinb3812 If only others could do the same.
@marycoady8587 29 днів тому
@@caronstout354and Peter Navaro as the head coach and Rudy Giuliani running the Defense😮
@ValerieJean-fo6lc Місяць тому
Trump's grifting never ends.
@amazinggrace6640 Місяць тому
Who went to the funeral of the fallen cop in NY......TRUMP...not anyone from your TRIBE...they were to busy raising $$$$$$$$$$$$$
@matthewstearns289 Місяць тому
😭😭😭😭@@amazinggrace6640
@idalinaoliveira312 Місяць тому
@@amazinggrace6640😂😂😂😂😂😅😅. Raise the money are you a little bit delusional I think, b look up the disgrace orange face, book yourself in the mirror and see who's raising money 💰 education please 🥺
@idalinaoliveira312 Місяць тому
@@amazinggrace6640 how are those Butterfingers going on those Bibles😂😂
@Kermit-The-Smaug Місяць тому
He’s the grift that keeps on grifting.
@theREALsum Місяць тому
It also includes a copy of the constitution. Talk about separating church and state.
@sharonmontag2389 Місяць тому
The same Constitution that he has posted on his Truth social that he wants to eliminate
@VoiceofRationale Місяць тому
The Democratic Party has become a religion itself. Speak for yourselves while yours push their own blue 📘 laws on every single American. Keep on tithing, I mean donating to them! Let them run your thinking and your lifestyle choices, just like a religion seeks to! 😉
@richardsimon4135 Місяць тому
Two things he's never read.
@VoiceofRationale Місяць тому
@@richardsimon4135 Anyone who claims Trump can be a dictator hasn't read one of those either.
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
Trump separates church and state very well, thank you. He keeps one roll of bibble pages on the wall to the right of his toilet and a roll of Constitution pages on the left wall.
@CharlieFlask Місяць тому
Reminds me of the Character Moses Pray in the movie Paper Moon...
@RoadCaptainEntertain Місяць тому
"It is morally wrong to let a sucker keep his money.' W.C. Fields
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
According to Trump and P. T. Barnum, "There's a sucker born every minute."
@antoniograncino3506 Місяць тому
W.C. in D.C 2024
@stoppin2look Місяць тому
"I have many" bibles -- 'the Gideons gave them to me'.
@SandraPerez-ck8xr Місяць тому
You mean you don’t want one from Jim Baker? Tammy will sign it for you.
@hectorcastillo72 Місяць тому
@@SandraPerez-ck8xr😂😂😂😂
@v.dargain1678 Місяць тому
I got a few of those too . When I was homeless . Two green and one brown and Oh yes , one in military camouflage . All were freely given at the soup kitchens . I think the Salvation Army gives them out too . Also free .
@v.dargain1678 Місяць тому
@SandraPerez-ck8xr. I wouldn't take anything from any of the tele-evangelists . They're all a bunch of actors to me , looking to win an academy award .
@DJHobby Місяць тому
That dog catcher skit told one hell of a story!
@nicholasgarrick8855 Місяць тому
The sketch quotes was absolutely hilarious 😂.
@CrazyMacjrsPlayground Місяць тому
His cult comparing him to Christ has gone to his head. 😂
@galaxyspace76 Місяць тому
and all the cheeseburgers have gone right to his ass
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
Cults, Christ and Trump are all bad omens. Turds never fall far from the butthole.
@NateRealest777 Місяць тому
You sound like a 🤡
@BooksForever Місяць тому
Hawking Bibles. There… I fixed it.
@factz8131 Місяць тому
Hocking
@BooksForever Місяць тому
@@factz8131to hock something is to take it to a pawnshop
@karinwolf3645 Місяць тому
Yes! Hawking! 💋💖😆
@BooksForever Місяць тому
@@factz8131when something is held by a pawnshop it is said to be “in hock”. If you’re the one who hocked the item that means you took it there. Hawking items is a sort of selling scheme.
@aliceanneacts6164 Місяць тому
Thank you!
@Kikikaiya Місяць тому
There isn’t anything that Trump won’t exploit. Not. One. Single. Thing.
@amazinggrace6640 Місяць тому
Who went to the funeral of the fallen cop in NY......TRUMP...not anyone from your TRIBE...they were to busy raising $$$$$$$$$$$$$
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
@@amazinggrace6640 Trump looted his mother's pockets for candy just before she was planted.
@idalinaoliveira312 Місяць тому
@@amazinggrace6640 Bot. Go buy some Butterfingers.
@edwinramirez9495 Місяць тому
even the bible he wants to exploit what a clown 🤡
@spacecube4991 Місяць тому
@@amazinggrace6640 I heard he was trying to offload a few Bibles.
@sandburgmartin7947 Місяць тому
So is he and Ivanka going to do a remake of the movie Paper Moon? It's about a conman selling Bibles too.
@sharonmontag2389 Місяць тому
Decades ago, there was a write-in campaign promoting "anybody" for president and "nobody" for VP
@reveillerussell914 Місяць тому
Makes you wonder when he'll take credit for personally writing his $60 bibles cover to cover also ?
@carmensaavedra1096 Місяць тому
Bible of con games.
@oleradiodudea.m.4735 Місяць тому
Not to be outdone, Joe Biden is now offering his version of the Quran for $59.99. For $559.99 you can get a copy personally autographed by Allah. For $500,000 you can get one with original illustrations by Hunter Biden.
@davidladjani108 Місяць тому
"Corinthian leather" I see what you did there 😉
@eclecticwhyzass Місяць тому
"Speaking of Trump"...something i dream of never hearing some day.
@martinscrapp7166 Місяць тому
TRUMP 2024!!!
@RichardKrom-ul5zo 29 днів тому
@@martinscrapp7166 KLUCK'O THE CLOWN ! "CONVICT". 2024
@michaelrezendes4348 Місяць тому
With tax it comes to $ 66.60
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
That's already $200 more than all the bibbles on earth are worth.
@deborahtate192 Місяць тому
He needs prayer.
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
@@deborahtate192 Sure he does. Forty thousand tons of prayer and $5 will buy a lousy cup of coffee at Denny's.
@oleradiodudea.m.4735 Місяць тому
Not to be outdone, Joe Biden is now offering his version of the Quran for $59.99. For $559.99 you can get a copy personally autographed by Allah. For $500,000 you can get one with original illustrations by Hunter Biden.
@spacecube4991 Місяць тому
That number suites him!
@user-rk2ln9eb6q Місяць тому
When trump is reading his many bibles at home he just put play boy and penthouse magazines inside it !
@XopheAdethri Місяць тому
Biff was always an idol of Trump's
@moonjustmoon4392 Місяць тому
Hustler I think
@amberturdcoloringbook1733 Місяць тому
Play Girl
@lameckganda6469 Місяць тому
Money money money that who DT is
@michaelellringer5600 Місяць тому
@@lameckganda6469 The world best salesman and the world's worst business manager.
@respectmyogness9385 Місяць тому
You're on Fire 🔥🚒💨💨💨💨💨 tonight 😅😂😊
@morrisparrish76 26 днів тому
“Desperate people do desperate things”!
@S.Shea2432 Місяць тому
Like I said before, If Trump has many Bibles, & follows the Bible then I'm an Alien!! 🤣🤣
@discgolfrocks Місяць тому
Alright OX2NZ-WTR, identify your place of precedence!
@factz8131 Місяць тому
He was laughing when he said it psycho
@S.Shea2432 Місяць тому
@@factz8131, No He wasn't SNOWFLAKE!! Keep defending the MAGA cult leader!! Nice comment though. 🙄🙄
@XopheAdethri Місяць тому
!!! I'm reporting you to high command !!! We're not supposed to reveal ourselves. I'm gonna need your DiP Division ID and rectal serial number so I can inform the correct superiors above you.
@factz8131 Місяць тому
@@S.Shea2432 I’m not maga 🤣😂🤣 Trump was laughing when he said it was his favorite book I know it’s not funny but it is
@danrion8839 Місяць тому
Nixon : If a president do it it's not Illegal. Trump : If I do it even Illegal becomes Legal.
@cobrakai388 Місяць тому
And he's the only POTUS who can DECLASSIFY HIGH LEVEL SECRET DOCS just by THINKING ABOUT IT. What a Jedi! 🤣🤣🤣
@margaretwordnerd5210 Місяць тому
@@cobrakai388 and change the course of hurricanes with the stroke of a Sharpie! And triple the size of a penthouse. 😂✌🖖
@chumbucket3439 Місяць тому
@@cobrakai388… you see ? you underestimated him
@antoniograncino3506 Місяць тому
If I dood it I get a whippin'.-----I dood it. -----Red Skelton as The Mean Widdle Kid
@VonKirda Місяць тому
T never stops to prove the gullability of his supporters
@jonhagen6218 Місяць тому
First he sells golden idols, then Bible's. Always working both side's of the fence!
@lynemac2539 Місяць тому
Vitamins are next!
@botz77 Місяць тому
I think you mean "Hawking" - carry around and offer (goods) for sale, typically advertising them by shouting. "street traders were hawking costume jewelry"
@douglasdavis8395 Місяць тому
No, hawking died last year.
@hectorcastillo72 Місяць тому
@@douglasdavis8395😂😂
@bmwtravel1100 Місяць тому
I cannot wait for some business to begin selling "Stormy Daniels" picture inserts for these bibles. You need the whole package!
@marycoady8587 29 днів тому
@bmwtravel1100 Ok that was brilliant 😅
@michelep9477 29 днів тому
You'd like that right? She's on the hub, just remember Donnie T already tapped that
@michelep9477 29 днів тому
You'd like that right? She's on the hub, just remember Donnie T already tapped that
@michelep9477 29 днів тому
You'd like that right? She's on the hub, just remember Donnie T already tapped that
@michelep9477 29 днів тому
You'd like that right? She's on the hub, just remember Donnie T already tapped that
@petebjerkelund5088 Місяць тому
Regard, the rich Corinthian leather....😁
@everettdelph8382 Місяць тому
HELL YES
@mojo500100 Місяць тому
Now that is one individual who’s never cracked a Bible in his life.
@Missunderstood103 Місяць тому
'That'll be $ 66.6 after tax...😈' 🙄
@user-mu3xk7ie2t Місяць тому
.59 on sale @ Goodwill
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
$DJT was worth that today
@stoneyll Місяць тому
You can get a free Buy-Bull in any Motel room~!
@dianehartung5954 Місяць тому
Jiminy cricket!!!!!😂😂😂😂
@drumbum3.142 Місяць тому
The Golden Bull Thumping the Bible is a Revelation.
@cjcarver6290 Місяць тому
It's blasphemous
@drumbum3.142 Місяць тому
@cjcarver6290 Indeed it is also additionally that, cj carver 6290; as further research, and/or knowledge of the first five books of the old testament and the (very) last book of the Bible would elicit. It is also God-tier Boss Level Hypocricy at it's moldy feces covered finest.
@cynthianolder3557 Місяць тому
OMG, OMG, OMG Say it isn't so!!
@drumbum3.142 Місяць тому
@cynthianolder3557 Only if the shoes come without tongues.. 🚫👅 ...one must keep things like this Straight Laced You Know... .
@user-bf5ik2sq5e Місяць тому
💯👍
@HelpEndUnliteracy Місяць тому
I want one of those bibles…they’re the ones that are hollowed-out so you can store stuff in it like crushed up Adderall or top-secret documents?
@joemama8525 Місяць тому
"Just say...yes."
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
And guns.
@vincepeterson2834 Місяць тому
corinthians leather = Love it
@SimbiAni Місяць тому
how you make the same typo TWICE lol in the title AND thumbnail; "hacking" you mean "HAWKING"? 😂 (maybe they were just laughing too hard to focus)
@yurielcundangan9090 Місяць тому
Trump should be held accountable..
@ianmccombie2476 Місяць тому
You don’t say😂
@POWERQUEST123 Місяць тому
I know he should for being the best president since Ronald Regan.
@POWERQUEST123 Місяць тому
@2crude2crudeofficialband3 Yea ok.
@POWERQUEST123 Місяць тому
@@2crude2crudeofficialband3 👍
@POWERQUEST123 Місяць тому
@stlrecon2475 It's the new generation we live with. Nothing but a bunch of sheep.
@davidjames2083 Місяць тому
*Trump is doing a two-for-one offer, his Bible plus+ a copy of Mein Kampf for just $199!* 👍😎📚
@oleradiodudea.m.4735 Місяць тому
Not to be outdone, Joe Biden is now offering his version of the Quran for $59.99. For $559.99 you can get a copy personally autographed by Allah. For $500,000 you can get one with original illustrations by Hunter Biden.
@amazinggrace6640 Місяць тому
Who went to the funeral of the fallen cop in NY......TRUMP...not anyone from your TRIBE...they were to busy raising $$$$$$$$$$$$$
@parbergqvist2787 Місяць тому
@@amazinggrace6640Fake news. Trump is bankrupt and would sell his own mommy for a penny if he could.
@kellyharper367 Місяць тому
You hit the nail on the head!
@KellyParker-kw4nk Місяць тому
So true,he reminds me of a televangelist with a bad tupe and phony attitude ! 😅
@Flintstones5481 Місяць тому
My favorite book😂😂😂 Diplomacy plz😂😂😂😂😂
@BaurD Місяць тому
Last Book, there are four books. You there?
@77nizzova53 Місяць тому
Lets ask him what his favote bible verses???
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
He'll say his favorite is Roe versus Wade but they don't rhyme.
@stevenhiggins3331 Місяць тому
Thou shall let me get away with all in any crimes
@ritacouchcooper2842 29 днів тому
He was asked that question and declined to answer on the basis that it was too personal. Really, because he can't quote even one verse.
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 28 днів тому
@@ritacouchcooper2842 I couldn't quote a bibble verse if one jumped out of the toilet and bit me on the HOO-HAW, because I don't study useless horseshit. But I'll always know right from wrong, a lie from the truth, honesty from dishonesty, and a real president from a phony career criminal. Too bad 62 million naive souls, who call themselves Americans, can't make the same claim.
@bharatchovhan6471 Місяць тому
It's like devil selling Bibles😂😂😂😂😂
@goettling Місяць тому
True words!
@Victoria44568 26 днів тому
Trump about the bible: It's my favourite book 😂🤣🤣😂 yeah right!
@MrFrhnba 26 днів тому
Biden be like. my favorite is a ice cream and lollipops. Oh sorry I forgot I was in middle of a live event
@spud2go Місяць тому
"In the beginning there was light. And Trump saw that there was light, and said "This is no good..."
@Vincent-fo7xp Місяць тому
And then he looks into the sun
@theresam.1886 Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@wontbfooledagain Місяць тому
Trumps reselling the bedside Gidians from his closing hotels.
@v.dargain1678 Місяць тому
LOL ! Hope he doesn't get caught doing that too .
@sananselmospacescienceodys7308 Місяць тому
“But Faith, like a jackal, feeds among the tombs, and even from these dead doubts she gathers her most vital hope.” (Moby Dick; Chap 7 p36) ― Herman Melville
@dr.debbiewilliams4263 11 днів тому
I thought it cost less than $60. Why is that funny. Lawyers are expensive. I'm a member of the American Bar Association.
@jerryjerry7561 Місяць тому
how is it not bursting into flames! oh, its not a real bible.
@robertclark972 Місяць тому
Maybe the assumed power is merely superstition ?
@danielsander9997 Місяць тому
Sneakers were the real crime
@andybarrett6472 Місяць тому
Ha. So far…. He just went public with a failing Social Media company. The gullibles will ape in to the stock and he will rug pull and steal their money. Just wait
@xstorm_8_shadowx Місяць тому
Jimmy no more pizza parties with all the guys? 😂
@danielcunningham2394 Місяць тому
How can trump even hold a bibl- of course, it's the other guys!
@jardj1059 Місяць тому
Surprised he can hold it without bursting into flames 🔥 #fakebible 😂
@GO-GO_SO-SO Місяць тому
Supporters of his must have a hard time when people ask them who they are voting for. Person: Who are you voting for to be president? Supporter: Literally Anybody Else. Person: Okay, so you aren't voting. Gotcha. So who would you vote for if you did vote? Supporter: Literally Anybody Else. Person: You already said that, but if you had to choose, who would you vote for? Supporter: Literally Anybody Else! That's who I'm voting for! Person: Be more specific. Supporter: Aaaaaaaah!
@mikeb7929 Місяць тому
BLUE 💙
@OddOneOut665 Місяць тому
How come he didn't try to joke about the Bridge in Baltimore though, huh?!?!
@eneobande7433 Місяць тому
I'm sure the title was meant to be 'hawking bibles'
@itookallthenames Місяць тому
I like hacking better
@woodwage7988 Місяць тому
Trump has just gone completely nuts..🤯
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
Did you just find that out?
@susankeith326 Місяць тому
It was an extremely short trip for him.
@woodwage7988 Місяць тому
@@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 no..guess l should of highlighted " completely " 😉..take care
@audbertovelez130 Місяць тому
love todd... lol
@StanfordMommaerts-Brown Місяць тому
Is that the same Corinthian as received the letters from Paul, MCP?
@kevinb3812 Місяць тому
No, that was the Chrysler Cordoba!
@trudy285 Місяць тому
Thanks Jimmy for the laughs! Because the News stinks! 😉✌️❤️🦋🙏
@John_Mack Місяць тому
60 bucks for a Bible? I have three and they were all free.
@v.dargain1678 Місяць тому
He's marketing to people who have everything BUT ( a Bible ) in their home . Probably make a killing on the deal .
@lisakeane4386 Місяць тому
This Bible hawking nonsense and its comedic possibility has bypassed SNL and has landed squarely in the land of Christopher Guest (Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman)
@tubruton Місяць тому
Trump edited his Bible like Thomas Jefferson did, except he took out the parts about sins and judgement.
@douglasdavis8395 Місяць тому
It's $60, but the edited version is only seven pages.
@steffen3535 Місяць тому
If you didn't know it comes with a copy of The Constitution as well, So 2 things DJ has never read before
@jeffreyenglish1815 Місяць тому
Trump says this is the only Bible he endorses? I would check the entire text for any changes he made. My father was issued a Bible in WWII that changed “Thou shalt not kill” to “Thou shalt not kill except in case of war.”
@lisasharf1442 Місяць тому
Seriously??
@slevenkelevra3813 Місяць тому
To be fair "they" have been rewriting history for a good while, Trump is just attempting to go further back in history. The Bible is basically a history book so why not, revelations be damn.
@nightfall902 Місяць тому
Worth checking out...could be valuable.
@nightfall902 Місяць тому
Did the research. The only alteration to the WW2 Roosevelt issued bible was the added letter. "To the armed forces: As commander-in-chief I take pleasure in commending the reading of the Bible to all who serve in the armed forces of the United States. Throughout the centuries men of many diverse faiths and diverse origins have found in the Sacred Book words of wisdom, counsel, and inspiration. It is the fountain of strength and the highest aspiration of the human soul." -Franklin D. Roosevelt
@BaurD Місяць тому
No compulsion, Everyone has choice. Bye. 😁✊🏿
@dannhenry4346 19 днів тому
My guess in 2 years your show will be off the air lol lol 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
@carguybikeguy Місяць тому
That new sketch of dɯnɹ⊥ looks like Dr. Oz.
@theowl3756 Місяць тому
Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.
@oleradiodudea.m.4735 Місяць тому
Didn't you mean life insurance?
@christopherbillups7562 Місяць тому
You'd think with all those writers, they could tell the diff between hacking and hocking.
@dawg40fn Місяць тому
Trump must have watch menace || society, O-Dog was gonna sell his video tapes for $59.99 😂😂
@oeokosko Місяць тому
"All Americans need a Bible in their home."😂 "And I have many. It's my favorite book."😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴
@griggbaylee5808 Місяць тому
No kidding, anyone that would believe that must have a real struggle getting through life, 🫣
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
@@griggbaylee5808 Dorks who choke on bibbles usually do!
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
"All Americans need laughter in their home." "And I have Trump. He's my favorite comedian."
@DavidMadruga62 Місяць тому
The Bibles burst into flames when you open them
@POWERQUEST123 Місяць тому
That would be Creepy Joe.
@v.dargain1678 Місяць тому
They have a Phoenix is inside of them ?
@Quaker-tc8ue Місяць тому
Really? Has he bragged about ‘I’d be married to Ivanka if she wasn’t my daughter!” No? That was #45? Ok, thought so. @@POWERQUEST123
@wendigo53 Місяць тому
I look forward to ALL the Trump court sketches as NFTs.
@candymonay Місяць тому
Boy buy😂 He would know know the Bible unless he was using it as toliet paper...
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
What is a boy buy? ''Know Know''? Are you even carrying a full suitcase?
@candymonay Місяць тому
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Ummm.....it's a Expression. 'Buy not bye because he's selling Bibles. Did you see the same clip?🤔
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
@@candymonay You're still not making a bit of sense. Maybe you should employ "a Expression" [sic] others are familiar with.
@candymonay Місяць тому
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 🤣🤣🤣 If you were not raised in the culture why would you argue. Move on. 💯
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
@@candymonay If you were raised alone on a south seas desert island and never spoke any language, how would you argue with bullshit? Move on, indeed. And don't drop out of 5th grade. You have a lot to learn.
@johnsullivan2329 Місяць тому
His favorite book is Mein Kampf
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
Yes, but since he can't read German or English, he just looks at the pictures and stimulates himself.
@johnsullivan2329 Місяць тому
@@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Good one!
@gash4192 Місяць тому
That look on Jimmys face at 1:11!!!
@morpheus2573 Місяць тому
Yeah but how much would you really pay for a re-gifted hotel bible? Seriously?
@caronstout354 Місяць тому
..a Bible that was worth only $49.99 three years ago.
@donaldrhoads8880 Місяць тому
The King Donald version of the Bible. Called it years ago...
@lancasterritzyescargotdine2602 Місяць тому
King Donald's Version is the True Bibull.
@NowPleaseReadThis Місяць тому
Finish this sentence: 'Rump holding a Bible is like _______________'.
@tedhennings4746 Місяць тому
Be nice, it’s a miracle he condensed the Bible down to maybe 100 pages and mostly about him.
@JonasPolsky Місяць тому
AD Miles cameo, lezz gooo
@user-qp6cg3th3m Місяць тому
Hahaha it's funniest thing ever. Trump never read Bible in his life and trying to sell Bible. Reminds me of movie o brother where art thou the Bible sales man!!
@jasonmills6486 Місяць тому
Damn Jimmy did u hafta spoil the Bachelor for me? I was waiting til tonite to watch...a warning woulda been nice sheesh.
@patrickhinh Місяць тому
He will be selling Ivanka next 😅
@brehojojordan7259 Місяць тому
Hocking
@BooksForever Місяць тому
To hock something is to essentially “sell” it to a pawn shop. Hawk is what you’re looking for.
@TatsuDeMtz19 Місяць тому
It's Jimmy Fallon
@user-yr1db7vp1p Місяць тому
Those aren’t sketches they are HD photos
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