"Already on another Trump jury" best line of the week. Month. Year.

"Never heard of this Trump dude, but he looks guilty as fuck." 🤣🤣🤣

The accuracy of the court sketches is a nice touch

Trump to last potential juror: “Who?”

There's not a person on this planet with an internet connection and even the slightest interest in global politics who wouldn't have a bias in this case. One way or the other.

Another potential juror allegedly said “I wouldn’t believe Trump even if he had his tongue notarized”

No one wants their fate decided by a group of people who couldn't avoid jury duty.

Squeezed in tiffany right at the end 😂

That last one___ ouch 😅

It's me Tiffany!! Killed me

You just walk in and: "Which one's the criminal?"

Good job writers. You hit it out of the park on this segment!

Selecting these juries has pushed a very important question to the forefront of the coming election: is there a single person left in this country that is both willing to vote and has not already formed an opinion about Donald Trump? Like, I keep hearing about these mythical individuals called "undecided voters," and I'm not convinced they exist.

You and the other comedians should be paying Trump, he's giving you so much material. What would you even make jokes about if you didn't have Trump?

All jokes aside, yes you want to AVOID jury duty like the plague. The pay is a joke (like $8 a day (not an hour), the food you get is what they are serving in jail, if sequester you dont get your own room - just sucks. Now - GRAND jury? YES! You totally want to be on a grand jury as you are treated like royalty! $50 - $100 day (depending on location, awesome food, and very nice accommodations if sequestered.

With excuses like that you never know if they actually happened.

Ive actually used a version of #7.. i said, "id been waiting to be a juror cuz i can just look at somebody & tell if they guilty."

It will be interesting when the Defense calls former Manhattan DA Cyrus Vance, the US Attorney for the Southern District of New York and the Head of the Federal elections commission and have them explain to a jury why they never indicted Trump because he did not break the law.

Tiffany 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh, how I wish to be a Jurer on a Trump trial!!!!

They should have asked "Who can NOT be impartial?" and then only kept those who raised their hands. Someone who claims he can be impartial in a trial of Trump is either lying or stupid. The other people are at least aware of their own bias and honest enough to admit it.

Thx Bill

Imagine dunking on Canada but this is your country's presidential election......

Nice tie Bill

So Bill, why are 63% of IRS audits the middle class?

To get impartial jurors for the trial I would have thought they’d have to go to an Antarctic science station or something…

Funny, but they define his guilt based on charges, not convictions

😂 Billl I'm not from the US but I hope the day will come when you meet Trump.

Funny! and the imagery is great!

I'm a Canadian with no horse in this race but I cannot stop watching did Donald Trump show is completely fascinating every bit of it

Well if the judge had to fill out a jury questionnaire, he could not be on the jury.

The fact “i have a dog” was a valid excuse is proof this country has gone crazy

Welcome to the Grand Illusion, All the World's a Stage

Trump will not have an impartial jury

Individual one was not political, didn’t Trumps DOJ convict his lawyer based on his actions for Trump. How is this political implications. Think before you speak. I’m 54 and learned that decades ago.

TDS is alive and well.

indeed no lefty has any ability to be impartial.

I'm not American And I spit my drink out my mouth After hearing only once 😂 The Tiffany joke that is.

The judge in the Trump 'hush money' case predicts the trial could last until November 6 and Trump must be present every day they have court.

Mid show graphic presentations never fail to amuse the hell out of me. Hey dad, it’s me, Tiffany, nice touch, Bill.

Trial by jury is an idiotic, old fashioned concept that needs to end. First of all, almost no one actually wants to serve on a jury. Second, random idiots can't be trusted. It would be far better to have a panel of professional jurists decide all court cases.

Guys, it’s just another CEO on trial, in this case the CEO of the United States of America

This is the funniest thing that he could say about O.J. when I typed both names in the search bar? I can remember during the trial when he summed the situation up best with: " A funny thing happened when the LAPD set out to frame O.J. . They found out that he did it. " on his then show ' Politically Incorrect '.

I hate Trump but I could definitely be impartial when it comes to the evidence. If somehow his defense team could present reasons for how this Hush Money scheme was not his idea or is somehow completely legal, I would vote to acquit. They can't, but if they could I would vote innocent.

If you want people to serve on a jury, pag their salary for the duration of the trial. Poor people dont like giving up wages to listen to trials of rich people

The last one was pretty Savage. 😲

The awkward shots of the guests just awkwardly laughing and looking down.

Great show, loved especially the towards the end segments of the show, and that's usually how it is, and explaining it ALL, is "NPR has full employment that all Democrats". So much for diversity, because obviously diversity of opinions is unwanted All of the categories of the Democrat voters has to be the same mentality , approve and support it all, to win elections.. That includes what pointed out about the sexualization of children.

Point is NO!

I think those courtroom sketches may be AI generated.

Da fuq? Juror 75's got 5 fingers in a fist and an extra pointer finger?!

WOOOOOOOO!

There will never be 12 people to agree on a Trump conviction. He will walk

The reality is there is virtually nobody in America that is impartial towards trump. He only needs one juror that will support him regardless of the evidence.

Did Maher just admit that he thinks Heard actually crapped in the bed?! How very unlefty of him!

"Woke" is a a GOP Catchall "Weapon" Word; literally means "anything you want it to" Just keep say it over & over .. Bill is the Best Friend the GOP ever had on this score .. Which is why Fox quotes him so much lately ..

THE "EYES" ALWAYS LIE !

What happened to monologue?

I don’t know this for a fact, but I’m sure it’s true that Trump hasn’t seen Tiffany since the 2020 Convention at the White House.

Bill wants a guilty finding

He should let his staff iron his clothes while hes in the green room.his appearance hits a new low.

Just watch Teflon Don get off. 🇺🇸 AGAIN!

According to Democrat this is fine as long as we can get President Trump.

PBFFT

These jokes related to the political prosecutions of Trump are funny, but not as big of a joke as the political prosecutions themselves. The Democrat prosecutors are just making it more likely that Trump will get elected. 🙂

Okay, these aren't real excuses, right? I mean, they have to be jokes written by the staff. No functioning adult would say stuff like this right,right?

😂😂😂

I used I only live here my job is 150 miles away

Miami don’t like Trump.

19 looks like Liz Warren.

How are these the same writers that write a new rule? They can't be

Lol hilarious

Too funny ,but where are we going ? 🕳

Yeahhh.. the peed on hooker thing is a flat out lie. And they still keep trying to push it.

The imagery is clearly created by AI. Digital artists are done for.

Sketches are AI generated, they look weird.

What’s the cicada joke? I don’t get it…

😂👁️👁️🍿 Bill Maher salute

No way to get a fair trial in a case that’s a sham

This was good. Although Maher ain't what he used to be for the most part.

Sad but true

NEW RULE: The new Dennis Miller is before you.

A $hit show of justice in so many ways. Please just no one vote for RNC/DNC candidates. That would be justice for all

This is the consistently unfunny “Would you like to see…” segment. No we wouldn’t.

24y4m....

So unfunny

talk about the people who lied and have hate posts about Trump and let them in the jury pool

Do you guys actually watch this drivel. I couldn't get through the whole thing - ---- first/last timer.

America's killing it right now go ahead and vote Biden!!!!😊

Annoying audience!

luv ya Bill ... but stop smackin your lips ... it turns me off

Jokes aside: the trial by jury system is one of the major reasons why the US justice system is a joke. We have rammed down our throats this line that "trial by jury of your peers" is what makes the US system so great and special. But that's just not true. Special, yes. Great, no. We leave life-and-death decisions about complex cases, sometimes with issues that experts study for decades to understand, to twelve average people who are usually specifically chosen for their IGNORANCE on a given topic. It's horrible. If you did what you're accused of, go to a jury trial...it's your best bet. If you're innocent, then choose a judge trial.

0:07 This is SOMETHING out of a PLAN!

This guy gets less funny every time he's in my face.

What’s scary in all this is that there is half the county that thinks Trump is innocent.

Hey BIll, talk about RFK. He’s your kind of liberal. Get behind a winner and dump Biden. He’s a losing bet.

So bored of the incessant Trump bashing. How many times are you going to go back to that well already? It’s cheap, tawdry humor.

LMAO- this is going to be the most watched comedy show ever- Trump Trial! 😂

Bill is not funny, even with his lame writers. He is out of it. Just another out of touch boomer.

Those juror jokes were lame