He now realizes what happens to used toilet tissues!

Glad to see some of them finally catching on. If they listened a few years ago it could've been avoided. But sometimes experience is the best teacher

Remember MAGAts, with Super-Narcissist 45, Trump Loyalty isn't about you, it's about him. Send him all your money & forget about it. Expect nothing in return, in bucket-fulls.

You can see how slow a student he would've been. "...So apparently, one plus one is two, can you believe that?" "Yeah, dude. You should have learned that the FIRST time you went through this grade."

So excited for that! 😀

@@keryntaylor3049 be careful. Stewart has said not a few very odd things over the last few years. He's not the progressive flagpost he once was, or even maybe as sane as he once was.

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Oh I thought the same thing he already has months of jokes already 😂😂I respect Jon Stewart for going to Congress on behalf of the 911 Responders, police and firemen to get financial help for their illness they got from ground zero Google it Jon Stewart really was a powerful Messenger 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸

The Democrats need to stop supplying weapons to be used in war crimes if they don't want to sacrifice a lot of votes. I don't think the majority of Americans are pro war crime, do you?

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That was good but man was it dark

😂😂😂 exactly

Well said my friend, well said.

Good point

Mmmm thats not a good analogy... Non-consensual sexual interaction is quite different from "i didn't vote for him"

@@sivansharma5027 I was raped in 2005, deployed on the #USSPrinceton to the Iraq War, and covered up with a bad paper discharge when I attempted to report it. I am one of an estimated 26,000 sexual assault victims in the military when there was 238 convictions in military courts. When Trump was asked about this disgusting problem in our military his response was "What did these geniuses expect when they put men and women together in the military?" This completely ignores the fact that since the vast majority of the military is male, the majority of victims are male, assaulted by other males. (btw, most male victims are not gay). I attempted suicide in 2009 and survived with a traumatic brain injury in the frontal lobe, greatly complicating the PTSD I have from my assault and subsequent family estrangement. Obama restored my VA access in 2013, allowing all veterans with PTSD to access VA mental health treatment, regardless of discharge characteristic #ThanksObama Biden took investigation and prosecution of sexual assault and other violent felonies, out of the hands of commanding officers, assigning it to a separate, unbiased agency. #ThanksBiden Biden made it possible for me to get my discharge upgraded when he changed the standards for the Discharge Review Board. #ThanksBiden

@@sivansharma5027 Trump's neglect of covid killed three of my family members and our economy. He threw Obama's Pandemic Action Plan in the garbage. #ThanksObama for trying to prepare your successor, even if he was too belligerent to take your advice after you successfully protected us from Swine Flu (H1N1), Ebola, and Zika.

@@sivansharma5027 My father is a Trump supporter, Obama and Biden hater, a E-8 veteran a bigoted #SanAntonioPD pig, victim-blamed me for my injustice/mental illness, and has not spoken to me in over a decade. When he found out I was in contact with his mother, he stopped talking to her, 5 years ago. She is 88 years old and has dementia. His brother and I take care of her and everybody else stays away due to our family division. My grandfather has passed away, but he was a O-5 (Captain) served 36 years. My uncle and my grandmother were Trump supporters, but have moved on to other republicans. They respect Biden's executive order regarding sexual assault in the military, but not much else that he has accomplished. They are privileged. My uncle owns 4 houses valued over a million each. My grandmother has a Captain's wife's nest egg to live on. It looks like I may hijack my father's inheritance. If so, cool, but I'm not interested in the money. I am happy to have people from my family that support me. The majority have cultishly turned their backs in disgust. I am grateful to have this time with my grandmother before she passes, even if it requires a lot of patience (dementia). My father's bigotry with politics and life, has cost him the relationships of his mother, brother, son, and who knows who else, I'm getting my information through a fractured grapevine.

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It was for not showing up the supina the max is one year sigh. He have to get tried for the other stuff you can't punish him extra for one crime becuase he did other crimes those crimes get their own punishments

You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering. You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.

Twenty years with probation possible after eight?

But why can't they lock up Kevin and Gym?

I've been saying for a long time that 2024 is gonna make 2020 look like fair weather for how deep Biden buries Trump. In fact I think there's a good chance Trump will drop out to escape the humiliation we all know is coming for him. Then only Haley will be hammered.

They need to learn that they will come after them too, not just liberals!!!

He'll get used to it, don't worry

My first taste was Colbert and these guys forcing us to get the 💉

@@JohnnyNadawhaaa….??

​@@ivanm970ignore the Russian troll bots

... exactly as he treated his own VICE PRESIDENT when they refused to break the law for Trump.

It's tough when you're an ALPHA MALE and all the thanks you get is security throwing you out for outing Da Boss's Moll. Not that Alina seemed to understand she was outing herself.

"IF" I had to choose between MAGA Cult OR the Democrat K k clan, I would definitely choose MAGA, I just can't get past the more than 200 years of Dems Human Rights Abuses, Like Trail of Tears, Slavery, Lynching, Segregation, Jim Crow Laws, Blocking the Republican Championed Civil Rights Act for more than a Decade til LBJ watered it down, just to name a few.

Says the person in the Demo K k clan with more than 200 years of Human Rights Abuses.

The really sad part is the dummy is still going to vote for his god-emperor.

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Absolutely. I loved seeing it.

SEIU member proud of my fellow workers!

Yes. That was the joke he opened with.

But we appreciate the caption

@@ttacking_youhard disagree. Posting punchlines should be grounds for being punched.

Question is, will Trump's attornies remember to check the "by jury" box when they file.... Carroll soaked up 5 million and rumor has it, 30-100 million might be awarded early next week.

Great joke

Its a big oof...mans didn't learn anything probably, but we can hope he figured out irony *this time* .

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@@kasper7203Totally agree.

@@user-wi6cv6ko8l Thank you. Remember when it comes time to vote. The entire world hope the US population will d the right thing and show the politicians that neither candidate is acceptable

The same level of prison as anyone else committing same crimes would be sent to!

Unfortunately, he will be confined to house arrest at one of his clubs. He will have a mental breakdown. Though not from the 18 hole golf course privileges being taken away because he will still have 1 - 2 hours recreation time at a one hole putting green. The further mental downward spiral instead resulting from no longer having the ability to crash wedding parties.

@@nomenclature9373if he goes into house arrest then there’s no hope for America. America has based its whole society on the rule of law instead of the pomp and ceremony of the Monarchy. The great experiment. I hope that he goes away and never gets out.

I wouldn’t mind it if he slipped and fell and …oops, gone.

@@nomenclature9373Nah. Judges make the call for alternate sentencing and their guidelines. And that’s towards criminals they don’t get sass from. If he does, he’ll be found to violate house-arrest orders and will need prison to keep him from wondering off into traffic. 😂

Trump is a scab. Tell us how you really feel, Mr Fein. Yours in solidarity!! 🗽💙🌊💙🌊🗽

My Dad was a pipe fitter for 33 years for US Steel and thank God for the Union

President Joe _Stood With_ Workers. Ex-Pres Donald *BLAMED* Workers.

@@susanfeldman-rm7ht We need more unions and stronger ones. I grew up in a family in which all the men worked in the steel mill at one time or another and all I heard as a little kid was the unions. Yes, if it weren't for the union no one would pay attention to people who built this country. I was grateful to have this young education. When I graduated from HS it was the first year they let 18 year olds vote and lots of kids didn't know the difference between Dem and Rep but I always knew and I still am a die hard union Dem. Although I doubt there are many of us around anymore.

Joe biden is one of the most pro union presidents ever while trump holds fake union rallys while bashing unions

He had me tapping a toe and snapping a finger😸

Fuse is the name of her 15 year old boyfriend

And in typical dirty maga fashion, Large Marge claimed it was rigged

@@disastermaster1413 poor kid

Have you seen ABC and CBS reporting showing Democrats came in voting for her in a Rep vote I starting to think us Democrats are taking cheating to a bigger level

@@disastermaster1413 Sick...yet still hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Well played!

Thats why Steve Bannon is still not serving his prison time. There's your 2 tiered justice system.

Everyone has the right to appeal

4 Months in Club Fed is nothing, he shoulda got more.

​@@garfield2439but not the ability

Ever hear of bail?

Classic Mr. Colbert: BOOM!🎤

Ukraine was a Money embezzlement scam and you fell for it. Good job failing the IQ test.

Because, not cause

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@@kasper7203 only stupid people fight over primitive religions that aren’t real

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It does!!!

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The only scabs are the dems in the state of new york and dems in DC most corrupt doj ever in the history of the USA

Yes baby!

You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering. You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually. Hey union guy, how is your math?

@@EarthSurferUSA Almost time to drink the CULT45 koolaid Surfer Boy.

@@EarthSurferUSABy having the government tell a woman and her doctor what is best for her own healthcare? And allowing my nation’s capitol to be trashed without repercussion? And threatening elected officials with hanging, hammers and kidnapping? Fascism and lawlessness won’t save us, thank you very much. We’ll take care of things the democratic way.

It's America...they are immune to common sense.

VOTE and keep Trump and Biden out of the White House, third party all the way.

@@Voice-fs2qlokay, we get it. You want Trump to win.

Too bad we can't vote to send him to The Grey Bar Inn!!!

@@Voice-fs2ql I voted for Ralph Nader in 2000 and ended up serving in Iraq. I voted for Jill Stein in 2016 and we ended up with a neglected pandemic that killed three of my family members, a destroyed economy, and a severely politically divided/estranged family.

That’s awesome! Thanks for sharing! You gave me a chuckle.

And that's one of the reasons Republicans are trying to ban the dictionary.

And all while it was changed from Drumpf. They literally can’t do a damn thing right (except lose).

Perfect definition of him.

I vote for fart as my favorite *

And he'll learn and change nothing, continuing to vote for and give undying support to someone who's too weak to even explain why he kicked him out

Great point! That’s what we would have to look forward to

When does Trump’s ticket finally get punched though!😡

Y’a! Not suspicious at all!!! Everyone around the other candidate is getting arrested!!!! Just business as usual!!!!

The double bass player woman was playing the double bass. And Joe was playing the snare and the cymbals, gently.

I was groovin' with it.

I was diggin it. He's a real cool cat 😊✌️ (i smiled thru da whole thing, esp since I luv jazz 😁)

I couldn’t even recognize him until he broke character!

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This came out of nowhere and was a thing of beauty!

Forgive my ignorance, I do not know this gentleman. What strikes me is his name which is oddly reminiscent of Sinn Fein the Irish Republican Army founded in 1918 to keep the British out of Ireland and continue to protest the division of Ireland. Sinn Fein (pronounced as shawn fine) roughly translates to “We Ourselves”. I definitely need to learn about this man! All the best!

@@annenelson5656 Shawn Fein and his lovely girlfriend; Fiona Gayle

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That joke does not work. It is disregarding the no and basing your actions on the wilful disregard of the victims wishes that is the problem. What is there to disregard but the no?

​@@Jartran72 What the hell are you talking about? It's not a joke. That's what happened. Trump was only supposed to answer "yes" or "no" -- The judge said to disregard everything _after_ the "yes" or "no" because Trump was rambling like the geriatric narcissist he is -- what can you possibly be confused about?

@@johnsmithe4656The joke is about the assault. It doesn’t quite work because Trump disregarded the word “No”, not everything said after “No”.

@@SimonFrack I think you're confused. Watch the video again.

I figure he must've scrolled his camera across the audience and it showed how empty the building was. 😂

Ohhh he knew all he time. He just did not realize how easy is being thrown overboard.

So, solid economy, global stability, outbreak of peace in the middle east is f'd up, but absolute economic collapse, america relegated geopolitically, chaos all over africa and the middle east under biden is totally fine. Were heading towards WW3 because other powers recognised bidens inadequacy during the afghan withdrawal.

he felt the trump vibe

They all figure it out... Usually a little too late though

agreed, im all in for Biden i HATE America and love this border open and we are at the office betting on how fast we can hit 40 trillion national DEBT BRING DOWN AMERICA !!!! Vote BIDEN and smaller office DEMS...AMERICA MUST FALLL!!!!!! Its the only way we can remove Trump and other republic thinking people Communism/Socialism or nothing It worked amazing for Cuba, China, and Vietnam why can't we do the same?

Or, just a moron.

And... just a moron.🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah, Trump's on Oxy leading a bunch of Morons LOL Dont' know why that's funny but on the news today they had a report about people in the Trump whitehouse doing drugs - big time.

An oxymoron of morons, oh the irony(which they probably think is a metal).

Oh, the four months is just for contempt of Congress while they tried to investigate his role in 1/6. He can still get a separate sentence for his actions that day, and for the fake electors scheme.

4 months for refusing to testify before congress. Stay tuned for count two...

Two tier justice system, for REAL for real.

And a possible death penalty for having a miscarriage.

Tanya McDowell didn't _'send her son to the wrong school district'._ She falsified a residence, but more specifically, it was considered felony larceny as it took more than $15,000 in funds from the Norwalk School District to pay for her son to attend that was not from that district. That charge 'stunk' to me as she was just trying to get her son in school at a time she didn't have an address, according to her. That was in April, 2011. That would not have gotten her jail time, probably probation and a fine with a reduced charge given the circumstances. *That was not what got her 5 years.* She was arrested and charged two months later for *offering drugs and prostitutes to undercover police officers multiple times,* including once in May leaving her son's birthday party to sell crack. Plus she was arrested in Nov., 2010 prior to the school thing for being in possession of marijuana and crack cocaine. McDowell was charged with seven counts in total, including the 'over-charged' felony larceny. McDowell also had a previous record of bank robbery and weapons crimes that got her 18 months in prison a decade earlier.

I agree, and keep Biden in, i wanna see how much more we can destroy America in record time THis MAGA and keep America the focus for Americans is stupid REMOVE all borders welfare for all illegals Im with you Let's jail Trump

Code name ; Chester Cheato

Code name ; Honey Buns

Code name ; Prison Tan

The biggest boon to alcohol sales worldwide as people everywhere celebrate.

of further note to that story... The RICO charges filed against Trump for what he did with the money he laundered with that university... were dropped when he was elected POTUS in 2015. He's always been a conman, from a conman family. runs in his blood.

Probably passed by one point.

She thinks she's important and qualified. How does she not know that nobody else wanted the job? All the 'GOOD', high-powered, legit attorneys would not TOUCH a Trump case. Everybody else knows it, how does she not know it? --- She was simply the only option left.

@@kathleenr4047 Pretty sure she's only doing this for her future tell-all book she no doubt is writing right now.

Judging by Habba's behavior it doesn't seem like she passes too many bars.

They have to learn everything the hard way.

F.S. 837.012 Perjury when not in an official proceeding However, under these circumstances, Florida law provides that this type of perjury is a first-degree misdemeanor carrying a penalty of up to 1 year in jail and a $1,000 fine. *Apologiesthis is in regard to his case in New York. I'm not nearly as familiar with the law there. That being said it's still likely to have some measure of penalty. At the very least I could see it getting the bar to revoke her license to practice there.

You'd think the judge would've held in contempt something but not a damn thing.

ye but right now we can let them slide... once he's convicted. Get em all even those damn senators and house representatives who were in on it.

@@MajorHenryL It's not perjury, she wasn't testifying under oath.. Not illegal, but it IS unethical. The Bar will be having a look-see...along with many other items they'll be taking a dive into surrounding her courtroom antics Judge Kaplan will surely be sending along some notes to the NYBA

@@TheUluxian lying to a judge is indeed at the very least considered contempt of court in every courtroom in the US. the judge can exercise discretion... but they can also be disbarred if it they refuse to do so too often. it's happened before.

Republicans for culture war???? Racists, bigots, frauds & rapists?

He didn’t just ignore us, he tried stealing our election from us!

And he is getting another NO in November. 😊

@@martabubnich904He’s definitely not if he’s against Sleepy Joe again. (Please prove me wrong)

He has not quite formed a scab yet he still he has an open festering wound.

Some version of this punchline is the winning slogan.

😂 It’s pretty groovey, Jack!

I want an ASMR video to fall asleep to!

I hope they make it a regular thing. Fun to watch!

Pure Colbert gold.

Hep Cat 🪘

He's a real prize that one... I want to ask him (but not really) "awww poor baby, do you need me tp protect you from all the big, bad women who hurt your poor fee-fees?"

The cowbell was great too.

Here's some truth for you then: Joe Biden Bypassed Congress to send another $14 *Billion* to Israel to bomb another hospital full of innocent civilians, leading to the ever-climbing Palestinian Death Toll which as of last Friday was soaring past 22 Thousand. For comparison, the number of victims on October 7th was 1700. Our President is funding a fucking genocide rather than using that money to fix all the problems over here. Homelessness would no longer be a thing if we used that $14 Billion to build houses for everyone.

​@@johnjylanne7100oh boy....😂 bud just no...

Right ....Colbert, Meyers, Kimmel, and John Stewart coming back on the today show .. comedians give the most honest monologs

@@johnjylanne7100 "Reality has a well known liberal bias." it's true... and you know who said that? go ahead, look it up.

Me too 😅

My receipt from the super mkt says Bidenomics so no bueno jack

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Some people aren't feeling the vibe because they watch Fox entertainment and believe what they're told ("crime and inflation are out of control" despite statistics showing that isn't true). The rest of us are uneasy because we still have repubes in the House and Senate that are actively trying to destroy the economy and create chaos instead of getting things done, because they believe it will help rump.

Make America great again trump for prison still nothing found on hunters laptop or Hilary’s servers

Yes, lock Stephen colbert up

@@disastermaster1413 enlighten us what he did wrong

@@jandjhrocoit’s a troll. Ignore them.

@@disastermaster1413 "My, what original and witty banter. Your parents must be so proud of you, disaster!" ...said no one. ever

I would say he's a voice for the reasonably sane American. Most sane Americans actually like the constitution and wouldn't want insurrectionists to take over the government

WHY CORPORATE JOE IS SO UNPOPULAR. Joe Biden purposely made student debt relief fail on a technicality as he knew it would be overturned by the supreme Court. That way, he could force young voters to come out to the polls a third time with the carrot and stick hanging over their heads. A $15 minimum wage was completely ignored by a made-up parliamentarian. Joe Biden promised a public healthcare option but now never mentions it. Refugee kids are still dying in detention centers at the border. Biden has given more gas and oil exploration permits than Trump. Joe Biden helped break the back of the railroad workers union. Joe Biden has continued a proxy war against Russia and most importantly unequivocally supports Israel's ethnic cleansing of Gaza which pushes us to the brink of nuclear Armageddon. And on and on and on and on.... These undeniable facts are why the president is so unpopular because the broader electorate understands that he works for corporations, not them. Obviously the Republicans are fascist, but the Democrats through their corporate corrupt complicity are sleepwalking us into this grim future. Sadly, Corporate Joe's sole purpose is to block progressive energy and the DNC is perfectly fine with Trump being president so long as Americans never get universal healthcare. The system works.

Very true! He's a gift.

You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering. You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.

Colbert is speaking on behalf of ALL AMERICANS and the health of our collective democracy (not just one side)

Glad you see it as well….for the elites, the justice system is a joke!

Not only that, but 4 months in a white collar prison, which is basically a house. What a joke your justice system is

That’s why Trump should go to jail and not get home confinement in his resort.

The four months is just for contempt of Congress while they tried to investigate his role in 1/6. He can still get a separate sentence for his actions that day, and for the fake electors scheme.

you're illuminating your general lack of knowledge on the subject if you think Trump is going to spend time behind bars 😅

Funny how that works

May his grave never go an hour urine free and never feel the cool shade of a visit from a loved one or friend. He won’t be missed by anyone who matters.

​@@johnjylanne7100 You actually believe that? You're really that naive? What an easy mark you are.

@@johnjylanne7100 Except there is no evidence to support such a claim especially when we'll known pro-Trump pundits were bragging about going to DC to stop the certification on social media.

I don't normally watch Colbert, but you seem to. I can tell.@@davidblackburn3396

@@johnjylanne7100 Hey John, how are ya gonna feel once Trump's in prison and Biden wins reelection? Tick Tock buddy, it's coming and you can't stop it. 😘

@@davidblackburn3396 Its on video. Its the same guys who turn up to far right rallies in masks only to be chased off by proudboys who realise they are there to smear them.

Nailed the monologue at the very end with the Vibe Session bit. A brilliant take on mid-20th century "beat poetry" down to the '50s Wayfarer shades, goatee, hairstyle, turtleneck, and bongo drums, and with the band in sync to the beat vibe (even with the anachronistic cowboy hat in view). Perfect!

You're taste in Stephen Colber reminds me of Hamhawks without the Pinto beans or cornbread !

You do realize he pretty much reads off a teleprompter...with a payed audience, told when to laugh and clap etc..

@@TraXx-eb1oq so? Isn't that how ALL talkshows work?

You are watching your own liberty be destroyed, and you are cheering. You will all figure it out,------------------------------------------------------------------------eventually.

Red hats are very slow learners sigh...

The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.

The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.

The slow learners are their intellectuals , the Top 1% , the rest are incapable of learning at all.

And yet he was back with a video sucking....