Oui, oui. Or wee, wee if you're into that like the cheese turd.

You just blew my mind.

+M A Turkey is a country? Yeah right. I guess we all eat countries for thanksgiving then. 🙄🙄

INDIVIDUAL: as a Frenchman, I am offended by your pejorative use of the word cheese.

Did you know French Fries are originally from France? A lot of people don't know that.

Donald Trump lol

You should've asked Ivanka, sir.

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

Drumpf: So instead I grabbed her by the P. When you are a star, the Frenches let you do it.

I thought you were going to say, "He wanted 2 take her". STOP

Ayrat Khalikov thanks for that. hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha.

Ayrat Khalikov Wow ?!

Ayrat Khalikov tru dat

Head on!

When they wont let you pass the bill because they don't like you, so you use that against him.

David Cox -- great post.

100% agreement.

Yep, pure narcissism. If he doesn't know something, it must be that no one else knows it either, it can't be that he's an ignorant tool.

he said "Not many people know that Lincoln was a Republican" ....."Did you know that?" He said that at a gathering of Republicans. The moron thought he was breaking news to them. They looked bemused. Trump looked very satisfied and smug that he had enlightened them.

David Cox ...exactly...!!😂

nope, he achieved that status ages ago. My friends and I tell campfire stories of him here in China

Ashton Carmichael well... I successfully use Trump stories for funny or shocking dinner conversations since February, so I guess the internationality part of embarrassment is long since proven too. Greetings from Austria.

maybe you guys could find a way to monetize embarrassment...

Has been for some time now - I'm in Spain and I feel your pain. :)

Well if the Paris Accords pullout wasn't already embarrassing on a worldwide stage, I dont know what would be.

markyncole * john the muso ohhhhhhhhhhhhh in the background *

markyncole She probably vomited I her mouth a little. Most women would.

XD

Or " ew."

Of course european. He doesn't even knew where at europe his wife's homeland is located at....

Jesus Zepeda Great comment

"The Quixotes of this Age fight with the Wind-mills of their owne Heads." (J. Cleveland, The character of a London diurnall, 1644)

Is it really esoteric? I mean, it is intended for the entire audience to get the joke right? That is the opposite of esoteric.

I disagree with the comparison. The point of Don Quixote's character was for him to be an idealist. Trump is a selfish prick

then he doesn't pay the plumber or the maid.

Greta M. Eastern European would be more to the point. Putin introduced Trump to her, sou the story goes after Trump was looking through a catalogue of hookers mob pornographers put out. Now, WHERE are Trumps taxes? He PROMISED he'd deliver and he had not. One sheet from 2005 ain't gonna cut it. Where are the taxes for the last decade and why has he NOT produced them? And why did VP Mike Pence say on Face the Nation in Jan 2017, when asked if ANY members of the Trump campaign grass met with ANY Russians He replied,"Absolutely not." Flynn, Manafort, Pence, Bannon, Miller, Kushner, Donald Jr (and I'd wager Erica and Ivanka-she's Kushners wife folks), Spicer(the midnight bushes man) are ALL guilty of obstruction of justice, to put it kindly, and should be arressted,tried,sms imprisoned. Those who want to avoid prison may sing all they know. But this sort of stuff MUST be met with the highest censure because very young kids are watching this too, nevermind already corrupted adults. Acting against your country and her people at the highest levels of responsibility *should* be met with the gravest of penalties. For the populous sale and relations with our allies. And someone tell Merkle top stop her moral grandstanding when she's got her own folks rubbing Putins belly.

Holy shit bro

RAG1060 👏👏

You're right, it's reversed, we (at least some of us) no longer laugh at comedians. Especially when they try and manipulate our political and moral views.

I feel sorry for anyone who can't think for themselves. These late night comedians are simply conveying what most people think. If you feel manipulated, that's on you and boo hoo.

the stupid ones believe everything they hear

Coos Oorlog Don't forget all the fast food he eats!!!

TACO BOWLS!!!

why does he keep saying " a lot of people don't know that" so often when reading aloud about history? It's really annoying and it makes him look dumb and unprofessional.

You be surprised how much American's don't know about history. A lot of Americans wouldn't even know it was gifted by France.So the statement makes sense.

Cisco He's probably finding out about it as he's reading it.

Remember when we said, 'not a lot of people know that Lincoln was a republican?' during a speech. When absolutely everyone does. The Republican party is literally called, 'the party of Lincoln'. All it meant was that HE didn't know Lincoln was a republican.

Every time he says "A lot of people" he's actually referring to himself + the voices in his head. A lot of people STILL don't know that.

I wonder if trump asked him if he is not crossed his fingers behind his back when he answered, because then he lied and that is so sad!

DagobertX2 lol

where the guy who puts up the order of monologues at?!??!?!?!

BdR76 To be fair it would have sounded less stupid if someone else had asked Putin, but it's stupid nontheless

Yeah, you're right... it's much better to not initiate dialogue with the other side when you are trying to perpetuate a false narrative.

We now have NETFEFE!!

@waibhav krishna Chandra: You might not be able to get Netflix if Ajit Pai allows ISPs to control what sites you can visit.

hawkeye5955 yes, I am thankful to Donalds for getting that covered.

Annie parker more like agent orange (chemical weapon)

Annie parker Creppy orange roflmao

yea that suits him

I read that as "creepy little orange" and now in my head, he will forever be our CLO.

Annie Parker you are creepy.

New Message Hahaha ha you win my friend...love it

New Message I read that in Stephen's trump voice 😂

You win, New Message. You win!

pommes frites.

That was hilarious!

It's not a compliment. Super cringy

Because it's not a compliment, he has no business commenting on her physical appearence to her face.

+Andrew Miller I've been embarrassed to be an American since November - not so much because of Donald Trump, but because of the 160 million Americans who made him president (everyone who didn't vote or didn't vote Democratic in November). That's a _lot_ of idiots in one country!

andrew miller we feel for you , at the same time we wonder how long you will be stuck with him .

yep :/

Brian Robertson i guess you got your ass whipped by a woman .

+Brian Robertson Why, why, why do people like you comment? Is it because you want to show everyone how utterly stupid you are? Or do you just need the attention? No, really. Just stop.

Brian Robertson Oops, I voted and iT WASN'T FOR TRUMP.

umm the *wives*?! - in some countries - other than America - WOMEN ARE ACTUALLY LEADING OR HAVE LED THEIR COUNTRY!!!!!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_elected_and_appointed_female_heads_of_state_and_government I understand what you're trying to say Angela - but really poor choice of words I'm from New Zealand - our first female Prime Minister was in 1997 (1997-99), our second female Prime Minister (1998-2008) went onto head up UNDP so was the third highest-ranking official of the United Nations, and in 2014 was one of the top contenders for the post of UN Secretary-General (as she said at the time "There will be interest in whether the UN will have a first woman because they're looking like the last bastions, as it were.") well not quite, obviously America. and for a while back in the 1990's all three branches of our government (Prime Minister - head of government, Governor General - head of state & Chief Justice) were women. I take it got granted that females are leaders - and that "leaders around the world" *include* women. women have held each of the country’s key constitutional positions: prime minister, governor-general, speaker of the House of Representatives, attorney-general and chief justice. NZ first country universal voting for women - 1893 - one of my great grans fought for this & voted in this election. when did USA get universal suffrage for women - not until 1920. 1920! thats just us of course - lets see who else - currently Angela Merkel (Germany) & Theresa May (UK) - major players on world stage - both as people and representatives of their country (again, their countries major players) previous off the top of my head Julia Gillard (Australia 2010's) Mary Robinson (Ireland) & Kim Campbell(Canada) (1990's), Margaret Thatcher (UK 1980s) Indira Gandhi (India) & Golda Meir (Israel) both 1960s. even China - China - has had a female leader Soong Ching-ling way back in the 1960s (not to mention all the strong female leaders of history - oh don't get me started...) again, I understand what you were trying to say, but the phrase "wives of all leaders" just has so much assumption and presumption - it just offended me

+Julia Connell Well done!

wait, but you can shoot someone in five seconds, too :/

Greta M. It was only five mintutes it was very quick. It was a very good decision because he was a bad bad man. 🔫👱

I wonder when Mythbusters will break this one?

I thought Trumpists are against language correction? Get your capitals right first hypocrite.

Nicholas Kaizer ha ha, that was exactly what I thought!

Ikr

Agreed. Trudeau is taller, has hair, is in better physical shape *and* doesn't have a horrible accent in English. Macron is only 'hot' for a president, Trudeau is actually hot.

lesleyanna I took AP collusion but only made a 1 on the AP test so I didn't get credit. I wonder what Donald jr made

Emmy_10 - He made a 1. That's why he's so eager to take credit now.

lesleyanna Quixote*

i hope u can pronounce it right then. my toenails rolled up when i heard stephen say it

What? Quixote is how it is spelled and it should be on most any reading list in a public high school English Lit.

He acted surprised because she's 64. There was a big "... for her age" implied there.

You are looking good for your age is a compliment I'd be careful with.

if she was younger,. he probably would have grabbed her pussy,..

Kristine I was surprised to find out that this was actually a serious comment.

Now, I know even less about the female psyche than I do about quantum mechanics, but that doesn't really seem...wrong to me. Women like to be told they're pretty, don't they? Or at least if you mix in other compliments to not focus on it like some weird mind-game balancing act? This is Donald after all, so I feel SURE he must've said SOMETHING weirder and dumber than that at some point during the meeting.

De Libertatem I agree Trudeau is still hotter

De Libertatem if this all you get out of this vid than you deserve someone like trump as president:P

Macron is homely af. Trudeau looks like a male model.

Max Richter No no. I thought it was funny.

This whole thing reminded me of the photoshoot of Macron and Trudeau in Sicily, so I tried googling it and the recommended search was "Justin Trudeau Emmanuel Macron fanfiction" ... ... ... sigh...

Levo GAMES And unlike Trump, Stephen wears his tie at the correct length.

Yeah, it almost makes the beady eyed weasel look respectable. Almost. There is something about the nuance of egomania conflicted with externalised self-contempt that makes him look "sharp".

Levo GAMES Too tight!

These TV hosts' suits all look the same to me.

Properly tailored 👍🏼

samuel Perez this isnt watergate at all dont get your hopes up, Trump will be here for 3 more years still

Nik110512 Unfortunately, ignorance of history, among other subjects, is the norm for average Americans, and I speak as an American myself, though Trump is by far below average

Nik110512 cause he is a moron

What's so wrong about a compliment? Sad that no one has ever complimented your probably fat disgusting body?

thenewyorkpauls Lol, the Obama administration assured that the hackers had not succeeded in messing with the votes, www.nytimes.com/2016/11/25/us/politics/hacking-russia-election-fears-barack-obama-donald-trump.html

Jess Sandra not as disgusting as you

jess sandra , i hope and pray this is sarcasm

Jess, please ignore the insulting trumpanzees, just throwing shit at you because they can't converse and truly, they don't even understand what objectification is

And I still don't see the big problem with windmills, since farmers have used them for hundreds of years to pump water up to the surface. MAGA? He doesn't know a damn thing about what ran America in the past ffs.

Thanks for your kind warning. It is appreciated.

Raine Trudeau is my prime minister thanks for saying that, should say I voted liberal because I like who was running, I have liked Justin for awhile and had to get back at Harper who was an ass hole. Plus the woman running in my riding is an amazing person and she won big time.

Raine Day he is, and is a better politician. Trudeau just has a great PR team.

Of course. Le prémier dame. Sge is way more important than you think 😂. And also Macron even know where his wife is coming from. Not like Donnie boy.....

J. Wright He's only 71. But it does make me wonder how he was running his business all this time if he was so ignorant. I'll bet once he passes away, his employees will reveal that it was all underlings doing the hard work and he was only wheeled on to sign the contracts and make photo ops.

bancoran I suspect he has a lot of people around him struggling to keep things together in spite of the stupid boss. I was hoping he would start to question himself by the time he hits his 80's. Probably not. My father is 88 and he is remarkably similar to Trump, if a little bit smarter. There are some important psychological developments that both appeared to have skipped. My wife has promissed to off me if I get like them as I age.

J. Wright I don't think Trump will even make it to his 80s with his unhealthy diet. And I don't think he will have a change of heart any time soon. Not without a near-death experience.

bancoran By the stats, he shouldn't have made it this far. My family is full of very tall heavy set men with deep south eating habits, that regularly live into their early nineties. So, the bastard may live into his eighties. He gets around better than most men his age, damn it. Change of heart??? I write fantasy horror stuff. My hyper active imagination has always been part of how I make a living, yet, I can not imagine an actual change in this long corrupted man. Only in a fantasy novel could such a thing happen.

Animations/Movie Clip Are you foreign, or twelve? They used to pay people for canned laughter, but then they got a bad rep for it. Now they just trick pressure and force a random group of tourist. Also he's a basic cable comedian. Nobody expects him to be funny.

Senam Lawson were do you get your news.the circus. or when you fart that's what you hear.

If you really want to impress him next time, try using punctuation, correct spelling, and capital letters. You know, shit like that. Makes you seem like you know what you're talking about; which you don't.

I don't see the difference. I think guys see him as more masculine

I'm not gay so i dont give a fuck Trudeau, Macron and Trump are pieces of shit

I'm not gay either. That's why I said I don't see the difference.

As a gay man, I believe I have the authority to speak on this....Trudeau is gorgeous and in amazing shape. Americans never get hunks as legitimate leaders. Womp =(

Meyra yes and that's why people like you voted for him.

watev💁💁💁 bye fie

sybernan It's a matter of what he focused on. Rather than making the observation and moving on to intellectual discussion as he was supposed to, he treated madam Macron the same way women were treated in the victorian era: as nothing more than a dressed up walking doll to appreciate like another decoration in the room.

Trumps stupidity just can fill whole evening shows....

Why is it creepy exactly? Because she is older?

No, because he was a teenager and she was his teacher, and married. If the sex roles were reversed, people would be crying predator.

She was his drama teacher when he was 18. What do you know of their lives to be so unsufearably judgemental?

People have been judgemental about far less. People are judgemental, period. Are you saying you aren't? Because if you are, then you are lying.

15.

But the views keep coming.

Seems to me a late night comedy show is the place to be facetious. Let the Republicans in DC figgure out what to do about it. The investigators and lawyers working the case need be the ones who take this seriously. I'd much rather laugh at the idiocy of the Drumpf than cry. l dont have that much tear production capability. Lighten up.

"His son met with a Russian that allegedly had information on Clinton. Who wouldn't do this?" Because that makes him a criminal. Somebody who isn't a criminal wouldn't do that because it is a crime. Section 30121 of Title 52 (a) Prohibition It shall be unlawful for- (1) a foreign national, directly or indirectly, to make- (A) a contribution or donation of money or OTHER THING OF VALUE, or to make an express or implied promise to make a contribution or donation, in connection with a Federal, State, or local election; (2) a person to SOLICIT, ACCEPT, or receive a contribution or donation described in subparagraph (A) or (B) of paragraph (1) from a FOREIGN NATIONAL. "Who in their right minds would refuse to take this chance?" Because dirt on your opponent and help in an election is of such high value one would be crazy not to. The illegality of it is an issue though. Kushner's admission of a false SF-86 is a crime with fines of up to $10,000 and/or imprisonment up to five years. Trump asked Russia to hack Hillary's emails on national TV and had Michael Flynn set up a group to make contact with Russian hackers to obtain the emails. There are quite a few laws broken in that.

Abram Carroll Trump Jr is a private citizen, and not a member of his fathers campaign. This was nothing but political opposition research. MANY people do it. It was a meeting between two private citizens. Opposition research is perfectly legal, hell, even Clinton did it. I bet if someone emailed you rn and promised you with dirt on Trump that can get him impeached, you'd pounce on it immediately. It's how the game works. "Trump asked Russia to hack Hillary's emails on national TV" I mean, it's not like he was being serious but anyway...he asked them to FIND the emails. He didn't ask anyone to hack anything. Where are those emails anyway?

Ahmad Elmi Is there a channel where I can find clips of him when he was playing that character?

wifi on da bus He's giving us the news in a way we can't get depressed over it (sorta). If you want a bit of variety go check out John Oliver: he does talk about Trump too, but takes time off to inform us over other important subjects. Most comedians focus on Trump right now so we don't get distracted and normalize him. I don't know who else gives variety... Maybe you could binge watch the old episodes with Jon Stewart? He left before Drumpf.

gunmeet grewal heck yeah.

But absolutely: this sells.

Franq MeinH Wrong. If it's anything critical of Trump, however factual or serious, they will just call it fake news.

Franq MeinH - Is Mssr. King still shilling for the "Russia Today" network, by any chance...? ~ *smh* ~

Franq MeinH these idiots think just because Trump was a celebrity they can relate to him, what they are missing is he was doing that for fun while these people do it as job, what Trump did as their easiest task is how these idiots make a living I feel for the people who take these real clowns seriously, These days clowns can a lot of money and that's what these show hosts are, #Maga