Korea: “Hot water make food hot” America: “Water make food hot” Russia: “ Hot make food hot”

Amy: "You probably shouldn't eat that." Mark, *who was just recently hospitalized* : "Imma eat that."

“OH I OVERFILLED IT! I OVERFILLED IT THEY SAID NOT TO DRINK IT!!!” *Pours Tang into the cup and drinks it* “H e y, I t t a s t e s F I n e ! “

The fact Mark instantly started making weapon jokes about the utensil known as the "Combat Spoon" is golden

"This could definitely double as a weapon" Little did he know that an Army Ranger stabbed an insurgent to death with an MRE spoon in 2016.

Active duty Army here- the number of times I’ve heard “I’m just gonna wing it” in reference to the heating pack is a very large amount. And in regards to the American spoon, there has been an Army Ranger who has a confirmed kill with one.

3 years late but The American one contains a single meal, so in the field, in the absence of a kitchen, and the availability of an MRE, you can end up with 3 of those packs a day with 24 menus. The flameless ration heater is a mixed bag, with some working fine, others not really that effective, also depending on the amount of water you put and how sealed the bag is. Not the best retort pouch for sure. It's also got a lot of snacks, with some coming with entire packs of skittles or corn nuts. The spoon and accessory packet is a fixed addition, each containing gums, tissues, seasoning, matches, and coffee or juice. The Russian MRE is a 24 hour ration, that's why it has so much stuff and 3 main meals. It's got less variety , but it's much easier to get to the soldier because you don't need to carry multiple meals a day like the US MRE so you can hand one to a soldier and tell him to come back for another tomorrow, but it's not as diverse and you're gonna get bored of it eventually. The matches are very nice though. There was a scandal before where Russian army served their troops canned dog food re-labeled as premium canned meat, and the whistleblower was jailed for exposing it and they promised the public they won't do that anymore, but you know how Russian government is about promises, so make of that what you will about the quality of the food. Also you have to cook it over flame if you want it to be palatable, which is not nice when you're out in the field trying to stay concealed. Some other MRE's that use heating tablets are French and Italian among others. The Korean MRE comes in 3 forms. One is the one like this, which is dehydrated rice, vegetable and shrimp or chicken or beef, and the actual army ones have sesame oil and the spicy sauce. The second type is a collection of small boxes making up a couple different options, like different types of rice, different main menu, and the usual side dishes like kimchi or black beans. It's meant for quick bulk preparation for units. It's the worst tasting one. The last one is the coveted US style MRE with a zip lock style top, which has a main fried-rice menu with I believe different side dish options being meatballs or sausages. It also has a retort pouch for heating like the American flameless ration heater, but you don't have to pour water into it as it comes pre-packaged with the right amount, and you pull on a plastic drawstring which ruptures the water bag inside of the chemical bag, and the food is placed outside of the reaction chamber before putting everything in the MRE bag and zipping it shut. It really works so much better than the American one, with better reliability and the heat much hotter. It also comes with a pack of army brand M&M's type chocolate which is mid and an almond pound cake that is super dense and hearty with mild enjoyable flavors. The only issue is it's expensive to produce so you're not gonna see much going around.

i almost broke down into tears when seeing mark put the whole packet of sugar into the water thinking it was a drink mix (i know some russian)

america: just add water! Korea: Just add water! russia: Ammonia.

America: you need water to cook up the main food Korea: you need water to cook up the main food, but needs to be hot or cold Russia: here's a mini stove, go nuts

3:11 "Food go bad sometime, but food no go good, all time." - Markiplier 2020

Mark: Carefully reads instructions for flameless heater Also Mark: Follows about 50% of those instructions

Korean MRE: takeout food American MRE: cafeteria food Russian MRE: *the grocery store*

“Cocaine?” “Flour!” **sniffs again** “Cheeeeeeesssseeeeee..!”

I love how there are some Russians here and they're just watching mark mess up the entire MRE

MREs •USA-0:57 •RUSSIA-12:56 •SOUTH KOREA-21:28

“It wasn’t commercial, it was illegal” -Markiplier 2020

Mark: “Why would they put a packet of sugar?” Me: THE TEA!!!!!!!!!

А тот факт, что Марк поставил горелку на стол не подложив под нее защиту в виде доски или тарелки - отдельное удовольствие

For everyone doing this the first time US MRE you add water first, make sure the heater gets soaked and then knead heater for heat to start and then add the MRE entree to heat. Also Russian and US MRE can be eaten in the field cold but Korean one can't not very practical for an actual war implication. The drink mixes are important for electrolytes also.

"Cocaine?!??!" "fLOUR!!!!" *sniff* "Cheeeeeeeeeeese..."

Mark: "I'm gonna eat this" 3 Days Later: "Hey guys, I'm in the hospital again.."

i didnt realize that mark's voice changes so much when speaking english than korean edit: as a korean im happy that he said korean was the best :)

It's really cool to hear him speak Korean! I love hearing people switch from language to language.

Fun fact, Honey is the only non man made food that never spoils ever. Edit: This is only a generalized response and I'm not targeting anyone, but Salt is a rock, not food, it just happens to be edible, and unless you learned how to chew it (Ice does not count) then Water is not Food.

“What is this? Cocaine?” *Sniffs* “CHEEEEEEEEEEEEESE”

I think the best way to work the FRH (flameless ration heater), is to shake it up after adding water, so that the entire heating element inside gets soaked. It will make a big difference 😁

Royal Canadian Air Cadet here! We also have snack bread! It had a legendary status in our squadron for infamously giving cadets constipation. We also had an attitude check (motto) and our attitude check was about snack bread. Our syndicate (group of cadets) was also affectionately named snack bread! We also won the attitude check competition!

"cocaine??... flour!!.... *cheeeezee*" - Markiplier 2020

“Don’t drink water from bag” Mark: makes orange juice.

Боже, я так уржался, когда Марк подумал, что сахар это какой-то напиток :D (God, it was so funny to watch Mark drinking sugar as some drink mix :D)

i absolutely adore the label on the back of that pouch that says "rock or something"

Reminds me of a joke from Stargate SG-1 "This tastes like chicken." "What's wrong with that?" "It's macaroni and cheese."

"Wasn't commercial, it was illegal." Mark put out some Grunkle Stan vibes

Mark, I've been watching your channel since I was 10, I grew up and joined the marines, I'm now 20 and seeing you eating what I usually eat is awesome and it has the same effect as meeting you in person

I comeback to this video when i'm feeling down. I watched this video too many times. It's honestly one of my fav videos on the internet.

Mark: Buys Russian MRE Mark: Opens Russian MRE Mark: oh shit......... they speak russian in Russia. I can't read this

General: NO EATING ON THE FRONTLINE Soldiers at the back of the trench:

As a Russian, this video made me wheeze 😭 And that “drink mix” says sugar on it. The apple sauce is also not a drink mix 😭. The Russian food say oatmeal 😍

26:41 “It’s like out cars, too big, too ornery, too angry… but you kinda like it.” 😂

"Cocaine??" "FLOUR!" "..cheeeeeeessseee"

Markiplier: "Is this sugar, why is there sugar?" Teabag: "I EXIST, POUR SOME WATER AND SUGAR ON ME BABY!"

This has got to be my favourite video mark has made so far

Thanks for giving me a heads up of what I have to look forward to.

Mark: "I'm not a masochist" Also Mark: giving himself food poisoning _again_

Mark: *Don’t tell Amy* Unus Annus Fans: Yea we know a thing or two about that.

For the ravioli, the sleeve needs to be put over the bag all the way, the sleeve needs to cover the ravioli bag completely to ensure uniform heat.

"i would eat those plants..." *tap tap* "green beans... in a can" the most relatable thing mark has said

“You shouldn’t eat that... Ingestion may cause Nausea and vomiting.” Mark: “Delicious, finally some good f*cking food.”

"It feels like untapped potential, you know? You know? It feels like that kid who went through school in all the gifted classes and like, went into all the, like, exceptional classes and did really well without even really trying, a lot of effort, and everyone told the kid that like, "hey you're going to be something someday. You're really smart, you're really clever, you're really going at it." But they never applied themselves after that because they got in their heads that they didn't need to. Cuz of all this praise and it kind of got to them, and a-as things got harder, they never really knew how to cope with it, because they didn't really know how to put in the effort in the first place, they were so used to having things be easy for them to be... to shine through. And it's not that they got dumber, it's just that their expectations of themselves were so high that they expected to be able to pass with flying colors without any effort, but as things got harder and they needed to put in more effort so the... effort needed to scale proportionally to where they were, and yet... they kind of drifted and then they didn't really know what they were doing with their life, and they- they- they- they- they- felt like... you know, if they weren't going to get it in the first try they might as well not try at all and they kind of like faded out, and you know, it's not that they like, ended up, like, completely downtrodden and all, they just never lived up to the potential. It was there, but... never acted upon. You know what I mean? ... Turkeyyy!!!" -Markiplier, 2020

When I hunted with my dad, he always had a corple MREs in case of emergencies. I never tried one, but he said it's comforting when the bag warms up in the cold.

0:59 I laughed my butt off when he did the epic intro. I vibe with this for a few seconds, and then I can start laughing.

Markiplier: reads instructions "dont drink the water inside" Markiplier: proceedes to make juice in the same cup containing the water from the heater

Amy: "causes nausea, vomiting..." Mark: ...I'm gonna eat it anyway

mark:why is there just a packet of sugar?? the tea he pulled out earlier:

This is definitely one of those videos where you can just go back to watch it after not watching it for a couple of months and still find it entertaining

Looks: “Cocaine?” Feels: “Flour!” Smells: “cheeeeeese”

Mark: "Soldiers typically buy the tray to eat the MRE." Me, a Soldier who wasn't even allowed to heat up the food: *shocked pikachu face*

hearing him speak Korean is awesome

Took me a while to realize that Mark drank the water with the tang that he was not meant to drink lol

America : we have a pouch that will instantly heat your food. Russia: here’s a mini campfire good luck

Next on Markiplier: "I'm in the hospital AGAIN"

Bro, Russia, you're already the largest country, you don't need the largest MRE's too

Just for your information. There were several big scandals in russian military procurment, including with food. One of these was, that allegedly the officer in charge stole the funds and replaced the meat supply with (possibly expired) canned dogfood.

don't worry, as a Russian speaker who has had a russian mre, there is nothing interesting to read on them If anyone is wondering what is in the the actual full day mre ,I have written it is Russian and in english for y'all Крекеры (хлеб Эми), карамель, сахар, чай с сахаром, джем. Два вида каши с говядиной (квадратные формы) и колбасной начинкой. таблетки гексамина, консервный нож, плита и поливитамины Crackers (amy's loaves), caramels, sugar, tea w/ sugar, jam. Two types of porridge with beef (square tins) and sausage stuffing. hexamine tablets, can opener, stove, and multivitamin.

Amy: “formaldehyde, ammonia, may cause nausea, vomiting” Mark *eats it anyway*

America and Russia: Here rations soldier, packed with artificial nutrients so you may fight! Korea : I packed you some rice Young man, here's some oil and off you go

Soldier:WE NEED BACKUP! The Sargeant:call THE PIZZA GUY

Mark: *burns the table* Unus Annus fans: Let me guess, don’t tell Amy...

Marks thought process “Flour?” “Cocaine?” “Cheese 😃”

I ate so many of these in MCT, its honestly kinda funny to watch mark do it now

i love this video because of how mark is just doing his own thing with the meat can

“they told me not to drink it” “ehh ill get more water later” *drinks poison water*

America: Design it with a lot of safety instructions so that you don't hurt yourself. Korea: Make it so easy that you have to be stupid to hurt yourself. Russia: The fuck this thing has steps!?!

In norway it is super popular to eat food like this when going on like fishing and hunting trips, and it is delicious

He looks like reanu keeves

As russian, I find it very funny to look at how Markiplier dissolves a whole pack of sugar in a glass, drinks it, and still being confused why the drink is blank

digiorno: “It’s not delivery, it’s digiorno” Mark: “It’s not commercial, it’s illegal” P.S: I know it’s cliche but… Thanks for all the likes!

“ill get new water” DOESNT GET NEW WATER DRINKS SAID POISON “oh it doesn’t taste that bad”

Do not drink, pours in glass saying he’ll change it then drinks the cool aid powder from the drink he forgot to change lmfao

“i feel like this is some kind of drink mix” MARK ITS SUGAR. ITS STRAIGHT SUGAR

Mark JUST got his bowels back to normal: now he's gunna get em impacted all over again

The existential crisis part resonated more than it should have

As a Russian, I want to say that there are translators that can translate an image. Second, you should not use the burner inside. Third, they made a new MRE in Russia. I know it is not the best time, but you could try the new one

As a Russian i can tell you, that him putting sugar as a drink mix and being afraid of porridge was godamn hilarious

The soldier who ordered pizza in the middle of a war zone: hehe

for those concerned about the drink, by the way - what ends up contaminating the water is magnesium hydroxide, which commonly goes into OTC laxatives. It won't poison you unless you have a LOT, but it will make you have a very interesting time on the latrine.

So.. we switched out the glass with MRE heater water right? Lol

Mark: *pours water from heater into glass* "I'll just get more water" Also mark: Pours orange flavouring into glass of water with heater water

Oh, I see. He's not a masochist. *He's suicidal.*

3:45 - Let's get this out on a tray... nice!

“Food go bad sometime, but food no go good all time” -hee-hoo the caveman

My favorite thing as a Russian speaker was how Mark just dumped a whole packet of sugar into some water and drank it

Mark needs to make more of these

Russian pouch: Сахар Mark: What is this? Is this the drink mix? Me a person who knows some Russian: It's sugar. Mark: *pours it his water and drinks it* Taste like nothing. Me: It's sugar. Mark: *finds another pouch and figures out it's the drink mix* If this is the drink mix, what the hell did I put in my water? Me: SUGAR!

“Do not overfill.” _1 millisecond later_ “I OVERFILLED!!”

“You can’t order a pizza in the middle of a war zone.” Not with that attitude you can’t

hahahah slight taste of ish got me rolling hahaha best part of the video forsure 9:28

I want to see Mark do the whole American MRE menu breakdown. There are literally dozens of different menu options and every soldier, airman, marine, sailor has their favorite. And the one they absolutely despise.Have him try the pork cutlets.

“Hi, can I get a meat lovers with cheese?” “Sure, where would you like it delivered?” “The front lines.”