next up :invading mars edit: I am off to predict what will happen in 2374

Honestly one of if not the funniest video I've seen in years, well done man

Cool

We deserve to be invaded, DougDoug for president.

This is a great series!

And that piano sound effect killed me.

I mean, does the Pope shit in the woods?

@@agayelephant where the holiness does his business, is his business

Considering where the Empire of Chatistan ends up, not a bad idea.

popes are like deer

RIGGED?

@@zedmercury2605 No, it was just planned from the start

@@namelessworm1879 *The game was rigged from the start*

I think it's fair to say, that this is a game where chaos rules, and that is what chat always excels at.

We didnt even start on the fact that the god emperor was given to twitch chat during *DOUGS TURN*

Having seen eurovision many times, I'm not convinced that they weren't competing already.

I mean, if australia can in real life, then I guess hell can too

Insert "always has been" meme here 🤣

France is already in though?

what do you mean? the british have always been part of eurovision????? 🤨🤨🤨

Ok

Jesus that is a lot

hoipefully he sees this for next time XD

Don’t forget, the girlboss pope is still in the woods somewhere leading a resistance (I really wanted DougDoug to try to partner with her), so Europe may yet escape the clutches of Chatistan.

The question is, did the Pope always run away because (s)he knew their people were a bunch of Satanists? Or did the people turn to Satan for guidance because the Pope wasn't doing their job?

Actually I don't think they were married. I didn't watch the stream, but what the text in the video shows is that Satan REFUSES the marriage, but agrees to an ALLIANCE to rule all of Europe. We'll have to wait and see where that leads.

@@LORdREDSTOneNR1 yeah Satan is a good Christian boy. Wait…

Actually it's not that far from reality.. pope is not good.

@Joshua Roehl yes, a comment bot is finally here. Piss off, will you

@Joshua Roehl what is it?

@@peakay5769 a bot, ignore and report it

Twitch chat: can we get guns? Ai: Well, horse canons it is

The AI clearly knows what twitch chat wants.

I see no problem with this

Must’ve meant logistical sense

the only issue was that he'd just invaded luxembourg, otherwise it'd be fine

As long as it's consistent, who cares what the rules are!

Fun fact: In WW2 Luxembourg resisted the Nazi invasion for longer than Denmark.

That's where you're wrong. The god emperor of Luxembourg has two pitchforks.

​@@plasmakitten4261team Luxembourg forever

@@spidey1100Mein-Got!

The chat literally dominated the game lol

This is a great quote to use out of context

*LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

Dougtopian Empire: WE HAVE A LIST OF EVERY SINGLE EUROPEAN LEADER AND THEIR WEAKNESS! WE BEG YOU JOIN US AND TAKE THE ENTIRE CONTINENT FOR OURSELVES! Interested? Netherland's leader: he he he. *I'M GAY~*

@@absurddive chatopia: yo god emporor God emporor: yo *joins chatopia*

And a girlboss army

dont forget doug had a list of all european leaders whatever thats worth. xD

Twitch chat while highly in the lead: rigged!

@@ChaoZzBladex I mean yeah he has that list but...have you tried his beer?

@@ChaoZzBladex And the Battle Bears.............. which he lost immediately to Switzerland despite being allies.

the hollow knight ost is crazy

i love how it gets slightly shorter each time

its funnier cause the Queen has been dead for like 5 days now when the video came out

@@funnynameforme4091 what the hell

@@JustSomePleb HILRSOUS!!!!!

@@JustSomePleb The Queen of England is dead how have you not heard?

@@funnynameforme4091 no, I'm sure they heard, just, how does that make it 'funnier' at all?

Out of all the hilarious stuff here, this is the one thing that made me laugh the hardest. That is such a good observation, Jesus Christ..

LMFAO

I think we finally have the answer to "does the Pope shit in the woods"

@@modulusshift He.. no wait, *she* sure does

How the fuck did this became warhammer for a moment, with chat having a god emperor, and a all woman army (adepta sororitas, or sisters of battle)

And of course his first target was Switzerland.

@@mlpfanboy1701 soooo historically accurate amirite

I mean, he needs the beer. So…

@@plasmakitten4261 it was many years before.... wait hang on wouldn't it be the Germanic tribe?

@@alextinsley574 It would be the Holy Roman Empire, assuming the time period was A.D. 1000

I'd love to hear that conversation.

Popess Joan.

lol

Pope juana

There might have been a woman pope in medieval times, pope Joan... or it might have been 13th century fake news, who knows...

True didn't even notice that one. It truly was as if the AI became sentient to perfectly represent twitch chat

This is why twitch chat is the main character

The diplomatic equivalent of setting yourself on fire in the bathroom

There is still a resistance movement of the pope and her army of rouge girlboss warriors. I saw this battle is far from over even if dougtopia is out of the fight.

@our hero ok

This comment deserves more likes

Ist wirklich so, komm uns mal besuchen. :)

as a german I can confirm but also come drink our beer please bro it's good please bro please just try it please

And then expands to east ...

And then you discover that it's ok, but the Belgian is better.

Ehhh what's a little civilian slaughter? Friends let friends massacre civilians, after all.

Maybe the AI thought it was an army of girl "bosses"?

Based.

@@pluto3194 every time i see this reference it makes me happy.

@@simonsoupshark8009 I love being able to make it whenever I can

Hmmm yes Christianity...

@@LORdREDSTOneNR1chatistanity

@@Lazare7782 Chat insanity

@@Lazare7782divorchatisitianity

@@hyhena-gaming9986 chatsatanity

Twitch chat stunlock as a military strategy

the god emperor of chatistan has many tricks up his sleeve not limited to complete control of time, dragon breath, mind control, flying, shapeshifting, and being handsome enough to make a pact with satan

They deserved it. They were fr*nch

Chat filibuster

built different

Yeah meanwhile the chatistan army instantly just marries people (married satan and someone in Britain aha)

That's how chat won. They went right in and attacked first, if they couldn't attack, they got right on diplomacy.

Except the Netherlands which is apparently a tribal nation run by a chieftan, who was a surprisingly nice old gay guy

Doug’s choice of invading Switzerland was a terrible starting choice, since his option to ally with other countries are going to bite him.

Twitch chat has a habit of requiring a pope for these AI stories.

It's literally the only resource Vatican City has, so yes he is

@@aqua3234this was the start. This is what started the pope obsession

You call giving allies beer "logic"?

@@GusThePrankster no, I call it “chilling with the boys”

@@GusThePrankster It's a historical strategy.

@@LordVader1094 true, it is historically how stalin won at kursk

@@piyo744 I thought Stalin won at Kursk by having more tanks

*LINK TO THE CLIP OF YOUR DAD COMING BACK WITH THE MILK:*

Oh wow lol that sounds exactly like something something that would actually happen in the movie 😂

That is EXACTLY what I was thinking. Like a scene straight out of Holy Grail!

"What about my horse?" "It's not actually a Dougtopian horse, but a Chatistani horse merely painted to look as such!" Ye I can see it

@@noonstar3435 "what is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaiden horse?" "What, a Dougtopian horse or a Chatistani horse?"

@here is the full clip no.

Just you wait until you meet Dougkota's Army General....

marriages*

I mean that does perfectly describe Doug

Dadstardly traps

I was wondering if someone noticed Edit: Just noticed hollow knight theme play every time the pope ran into the forest

I interpreted it as the god emperor being an entirely different entity to the chatistani emperor, being a creature of war and rage the chatistani emperor on the other hand is the one married to the female pope, and the supreme moderator works under the chatistani emperor

The leadership of the Chatistani Empire is similarly strange, disorganized and convoluted: The Supreme Moderator appears to be mostly responsible for the military affairs of the country, personally leading armies and such, while the Emperor deals with courtly politics and diplomacy, unknowingly, however, the Emperor has an alter-ego/doppelganger in the form of the Giant Scary God Emperor, who is a Giant, flying, psychic, fire-breathing Lord of Chaos and War. Their rule is something of Triumvirate, while the God-Emperor, somehow is simultaneously Overlord and Subject of the other two. Very few can understand the intricacies of the chatistani political and Dynastic system, but they are often recorded as being fond of it despite their complications, as evidenced by the comment of a particular citizen who, after witnessing the massacre at Luxembourg, declared "that's my emperor pog".

i was cry laughing the whole section

The worst part it was not out of left field. In the invansion of france it said that the french understood the true nature. And it seens...this was the true nature.

@Bully peter ah another bot

It has The Mob controlling it after all...

no pope? aight demon emperor.

Literally fromsoftware lore

@@jackrobinson520 AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA 😂

Also chat: fucking steamrolling Europe with big dommy mommy soldiers and a random god emperor who has dragon powers

I think the AI confused you with Afghanistan. Not every mountainous country is impossible to invade

pope town

Popeland, the 3rd nation of the AI invasion games

@@frozenbonkchoy4986 5th

The pope's get their own smurf village lol

And in the end they ended up getting the ai's favor

Except when there was a marriage, in which case they were spamming "DIVORCE." It checks out, though.

*out drunk in the woods*

*along with...the pope.*

They even got Sororitas in two turns!

Well, tbh, they did have the Sororitas and two ecclesiarchs so that kinda works out

Humans in 40k: the Emperor returning _is_ quite the fantasy... 😢

Took me 10 minutes to find a 40K comment finally

They literally rescued the god emperor from the warp

Only if you can find the pope

​@@Pudcup there's multiple.

@@damiangranner2631 which one tho?

@@Pudcup there's THE pope who left into the woods, 2 who died, and three also left for the woods. I might have them mixed up but there was three.

Would multiple popes count as multiple text files then? Also would the dead one count as half or none?

He is FUCKING INVINCIBLE

​@@jojogacha974 and he's very in touch with his inner child

he rolled a nat 20

@@rockcactus5586 thx bro

This is the most underrated comment on this website.

This gave me the longest laugh I've had in a while.

The circle-conversation about the painting of the horses was perfect

But don't you get it? They tricked them into painting the WRONG horse, by tricking them into painting the wrong horse!

Splatoon:

Some of the girlboss army

this is insanely accurate

Very true. You know how artificers are encoutaged to flavour their spells to be machines... well doug has charm person: BEER

Truly the most accurate representation of dnd

Nah bro chat has max wisdom

@@physix6180 but no intelligence

Genuinely Rigged in chat's favor

Gardan Ramsay meme

And then the Pope runs away.

The Netherlands was the first countries to legalize gay marriage in modern day. So I guess it's not that weird.

@@skyblade7438 I mean, they did make an alliance with Satan

Nah, the God Emperor appeared randomly in battle when Chatistan used Black Magic for the first time. The Supreme Moderator was more like a glorified diplomat, while the Emperor actually did work.

@@ammarahsan2157 i feel like the god emperor was just the old emperor but he ascended, the supreme moderator seemed to fight with the girlboss army

the emperor was who controlled the country, with the supreme moderator serving as his right hand man and as the general to the girlboss army until he ascended to becoming the leader following the emperor's death. the supreme moderator continues to lead until during the battle of luxemboug, the deceased emperor comes back as the now all powerful god emperor and regains the leadership role again

The unholy trinity of Chatistan

@@josiahsimmons9866 this!!

I always tell people who apologize for their bad English that they're actually much better than they think. This comment was about as coherent as the average comment written by a native English speaker anyway lmao

And by being a bunch of simps, they definitely would make the pope some random girl

Twitch chat needs to invade Vatican city

@@someonehere83 YES

@@someonehere83 they can’t stop all of is

Yeah all 5 of us

No, they decided to attack their own ally with their brand new bears, and Switzerland, outraged at this. Imagine, Doug attacked them, got whooped, then allied with them, then attacked them again.

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​@@EEEEEEEE *EEE*

@@EEEEEEEE WHO ARE YOU, YOU EVEN COMMENTED ON ONE OF MINE VIDEOS, WHO ARE YOU

@@lolvondgf *EEEEE*

We fought through the underworld, to the gate of hell itself, for our god emperor!

Beautiful, i need more

There better be a blooper section of that book with Horse Paint debate!

All the rerolls were actually illusions created by the god emperor

The Chatistan Emperor is/was the best part of the entire vid/stream.

Alright , I will work on it for fun. I probably be releasing it in Google doc in the discord

Pretty sure the incapacitation rule just means Doug can't actively go out of his way to attack people. The AI can do whatever it wants, as evidenced by Doug destroying Chatistan's invasion attempt literally the turn after his army got wiped.

When chatistan's resources are reset for the sequel, just say the Devil took them in the divorce.

@@DamageSix the sequel is just in a country across the sea makeing it hard to share resources

@@Blue-fg8vt Oh, to have your supply lines and logistical trains be at the whims of a capricious god emperor and malicious devil...

@@DamageSix A train across the sea? I don't think we have that at modern times, but with the power of the god emperor who says what can happen

@@DamageSix something something Warhammer

@im calling saul the bot's sentient?

@im calling saul wait what

Lmao, this video was stupidity funny.

@@arandomkobold8403 no, they just made the bot send 2 messages

@Bully peter at least use the rickroll or something else that isn't the video they're trying to spread

What program was used?

@@rockinslugz The style looks a lot like midjourney. Keep in mind thats one of the paid AIs though, I'd suggest looking into Stable Diffusion if you have any interest in that stuff

the pope walking into the forest flashing on screen had me crying. i love ytp-esque jokes.

@@rockinslugz Probably Stable Diffusion It's completely free and open source, it's able to be ran locally Paid options are Dall-E 2 (Although I think you can get it free on a waitlist? Idk), and Midjourney So either Stable Diffusion or Midjourney (The style does remind me of midjourney...)

How different the story would have been

@@lemonlupinreuben5362 pope runs into the woods after finding out he might get eaten, nothing has changed

These are all bots

Dont mind DougBot

And this why chat is the main character.

And Luxembourg

@Queen Elizabeth 🅥 aren't you dead?

It backfired so hard that the emperor of man kind healed himself from near death just to fight boug and marry Satan

All hail the Man-emperor of Mankind!

I think the AI stuck with the running theme of Doug losing lol

oh my god i didn't even notice that

Nah, the God Emperor appeared in Doug's turn; chat's influence invaded his turn.

@Bully peter your apology for filling the reply section with hot garbage?

@our hero you’re just as bad

@our hero 💀💀💀

@our hero you are indeed our hero.

not sure how to feel about my comment's replies being a hotspot for sending suspicious links now

>Return to your home in hell >Your country's army all go to hell to find you >"I HAVE RETURNED" >Marry Satan himself

Chadistan

It's been 9 months, have you found your ship yet?

There was a fake Michael Higgins?

Thanks for the clarification

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@@solared E?

the painted horse timeline feels like dream logic lmfao

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It reminded me of a anime card game battle.

It’s basically a Monty python skit

I laughed so hard that my father literally came across our apartment to ask if I was hurt or sth or why I was laughing

And France continues to lose

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And nobody is attacking Sweden

@@creepycrupper7731 those sweet iron stores bro

I find it unrealistic that Russia hasn’t been touched. Although, the stupid cold would’ve sent their army away, so forget what I said in the first sentence.

Omg

What a twist

Now that's good writing.

GAME OF THRONES STYLE!

Holy shit

Thats kinda wholesome

I think that the wife thing was part of the emperors plan

Do you know the show "beatiful"?

@@potatoyes5 the adoption part right? *Right???*

Seems like the average Crusader Kings game to me.

exactly what i was thinking the whole 2nd half video! lol

They even got to keep their girl boss army after the second pope ran away with them

That escalated way too hard ngl

Chat when Doug uses critical thinking to make an informed decision and achieve an earned victory: R I G G E D Chat when they are granted a literal deity for no discernable reason: P L A N N E D