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@adamprielipp72283 роки тому
The bloom slightly increasing throughout ... it’s the little things
@dylanimeneo34123 роки тому
"slightly"
@basse66433 роки тому
I had to blink extra to make sure it wasn't me
@cmwky923 роки тому
Pure genius, I died watching it keep getting brighter
@BlakeJp93 роки тому
amazing 😂
@codyclarke3 роки тому
the actresses you work with greatly surpass the men IMHO... who are these dynamite ladies on display here???
@JeddtheJedi3 роки тому
"You're my dynamite gal"
@TheBayzent3 роки тому
I love the bearded one.
@joshuamckenzie933 роки тому
You're only saying that because they're hot.
@fnfChildRebelSoldier2 роки тому
DYNO-MITE
@GregorTheScot3 роки тому
"This is an A B Conversation, so C yourself out" made me laugh harder than I should've
@snapper75683 роки тому
'Alienation in the Soviet economy'? You're so naughty!
@joshneuman85423 роки тому
"Abidyadoo Tidaloo" Holy smokes that got me
@Mixelpixeln3 роки тому
Bless you
@dreamer0973 роки тому
It was the squeaky eyeballs for me
@CirclesandSounds3 роки тому
“What’s your number?” “What’s my number? Six. What’s yours?” 🤣 I’ve never heard anyone else do that. I used to say that to annoy people
@TNFlies3 роки тому
Hegel's Phenomenology of the Spirt LMAO
@emmie11763 роки тому
Wow that blonde wig looks good on everyone
@rayres10743 роки тому
I'm glad Joel Haver is bringing the phenomenological difficulties hot girls face. As I heard in a philosophy UKposts video a while ago, "hot girls have hot problems too, [we're] just like you, except that [we're] hot".
@camelopardalis842 роки тому
Wait, what video was that? Was it Abigail who said it after her coming out? Might help narrow it down.
@oldaccount73703 роки тому
Why did this actually make me feel really good about being a woman
@jimjim94052 роки тому
The bloom
@bluetiger4352 роки тому
@@jimjim9405 underrated comment
@zweij3 роки тому
I love Monty Python and Tim and Eric kind of humour. Sadly, i've seen all of their sketches and full films. But... You rescued me. Thanks for being so extravagantly absurd and ironic. Greets from Poland.
@f0rk7233 роки тому
sry for bothering and i dont want to annoy you but it is *greetings from poland* i hope i dont bother you
@zweij3 роки тому
@@f0rk723 You do not bother ma at all! Pozdrowienia!:)
@defvent3 роки тому
I thought the first hat was good but when I saw the second hat I was like 1:40
@DoABarrelRol1l3 роки тому
Agreed
@DiffeRantJeff3 роки тому
Such a gentle and abrupt ending. Awes!
@SJNaka1013 роки тому
Holy fuck the bloom increasing just murdered me i had to rewatch because I was just laughing at the bloom
@annamusser4542Рік тому
Perhaps the only moment in cinematic history where squeaky eye noises were obviously self made by a character directly after Hegel was mentioned, while simultaneously showcasing a nipslip of sorts. I'm not sure why exactly, but definitely bravo.
@jordanscott88542 роки тому
I died laughing when I saw the Phenomenology of Spirit. Then had a panic attack remembering trying to read it for my philosophy degree
@pawssum3 роки тому
"Six, what's yours?" That killed me
@sithofdarkness89273 роки тому
Hegel's Phenomenology of the Spirit made this scene for me
@marc23023 роки тому
Came for the comedy, stayed for the book recommendation.
@eslnoob1913 роки тому
Joel, your channel is criminally-underviewed. I've been sharing it with everyone I know! Your work is so wholesome and every video you make feels just right. Just keep putting in the work and everyone's gonna know you soon enough! The world wants more of Joel Haver and we're just now finding out about him!
@kallmecate3 роки тому
Us hot girls have to deal with that ALL the time. Ty for bringing it to light!
@saijeetdogra93603 роки тому
Slowly increasing in brightness whenever I converse with a fellow hot girl is a serious sight issue, and I’m thankful it’s been platformed.
@Spencer_G3 роки тому
Hello Joel's Mom
@ueltrades94793 роки тому
@@Spencer_G wait is that really Joel’s mom 🤣
@ueltrades94793 роки тому
Holy crap that IS Joel’s mom. Nice.
@kallmecate3 роки тому
@@Spencer_G Hi 😊
@HeadOfNothing3 роки тому
As if anyone could read Hegel's Phenomenplogy of Spirit. Fake.
@aidanc98383 роки тому
Maybe that’s why she’s so hot?
@ve-e-ch70053 роки тому
As if anyone could read.
@celebalert56163 роки тому
That's not even a book I think, probably he just made it up for the video. Hegel wtf is that thats not even a real name
@BlakeJp93 роки тому
@@celebalert5616 are you, um, silly? You have a computer in your hand.
@ElDuderinoh2 роки тому
@@ve-e-ch7005 imagine reading
@plushie9463 роки тому
If I was reading either of those I'd probably be dying for small talk too
@jasonbuechel62353 роки тому
Hotness Rating Girl Joel < Portrait of Joel on Fire
@polkjmsb3 роки тому
The best part is just how polite those guys are
@bennylava143 роки тому
polite would be not interrupting their conversation in the first place
@BigStinker_143 роки тому
@@bennylava14 chill.
@filmili3 роки тому
So polite that I thought it was Canada
@GAOMaster3 роки тому
@@bennylava14 bruh
@victoriap16492 роки тому
Yeah if only guys would really just say sorry for bothering you and leave 😅 these scenarios often get scary in real life and it was nice to see this alternate reality
@jackreid20072 роки тому
The film's with Patrick Quinn are hilarious. Hope to see more, if he's not already in Hollywood.
@durwoodmaccool890Рік тому
I really like the filter effect and how it just gets stronger through the bit
@RenRen101633 роки тому
Honestly I ship it 0.0
@damn72083 роки тому
The sound effect when Joel wiped his eyes 😫
@helena24852 роки тому
It's not even a sound effect. He makes this sound and that makes it 100 times better
@TangerineTaster2 роки тому
Casually reading Hegel’s “Phenomenology of the Spirit” lol
@TheLarainsd3 роки тому
That 🌟 STAR-EFFECT Focus you used on JUST the 2 "young ladies" on the bench seemed to get more & more INTENSE as the skit progressed.
@levitybooks39523 роки тому
This video will be the start of #HotgirlsreadHegel
@brandonbrozek87943 роки тому
Theres too many books, i couldnt keep track
@Robapalabra2 роки тому
I can't believe I just discovered this channel!!! Your videos are gold!!
@ivainmartinossi75292 роки тому
The subtle video effect adds a lot
@nicomarti133 роки тому
The number 6 actually suits her very well. It wouldn’t have worked with any other number.
@joethompson113 роки тому
This one is a hidden gem
@MaySpitfire3 роки тому
check out the gams on those dames 👀
@BeBackWhenever3 роки тому
How did you find both of my favorite books?
@kaizachief3643 роки тому
Those women were positively Guh-LOWING!!! I just love it!
@xzigalianisiochfhradha32043 роки тому
This was remarkably wholesome.
@bingbong68373 роки тому
That bench pick up line was next level
@DAVI8R3 роки тому
Not a single dislike, the way things should be
@SeekerGoldstone3 роки тому
@@berensteinbear5916 Ok but like... after months it's literally only you. Congrats. Edit: for context, most videos will have 10% as many dislikes as likes. So right now it should have around 25... but it has 1.
@DAVI8R3 роки тому
@@berensteinbear5916 The streak is finally over 😔
@Kat-VРік тому
Those girls have more control over their hearts than I do. Those eye rubbing sound effects would have me falling head over heels
@Ipoop7colorsРік тому
I expected them to take off and fly away into another dimension while holding hands
@MrKaar90123 роки тому
had me blinking a ton near the end, i thought my contacts were smudged or something
@tateoien8713 роки тому
This sketch was funny but I can't stop looking at her copy of Phenomenology of Spirit W H A T C O U L D I T M E A N
@BARMAXAR2 роки тому
Can't stop looking at your profile pic.
@tateoien8712 роки тому
@@BARMAXAR touché
@zucc47643 роки тому
why does absolutely NO ONE talk about the glow effect getting cranked up at the end of the video lol
@destinyjackson1003 роки тому
Someone did haha 4 weeks ago and the comment has like 250 likes.
@pleasureincontempt36452 роки тому
I just want to read a book about Hegels.
@NASkeywest3 роки тому
Damn, Joel! Could you get me one of those girls numbers please? I owe you man.
@guytorie3 роки тому
The first one's number is 6
@masterofpuppets2222 роки тому
"Alienation and the Soviet Economy" destroyed me, holy shit that was a funny reveal
@erri44333 роки тому
This is my favorite one.
@PulpHouseHorror3 роки тому
I am crying
@DotHackProject3 роки тому
I don't know if it was intended but it's a brilliant humorous way to show how annoying can be to be a woman and get that annoying interruption of men that have been teach that's how you charm a lady in any situation. I can't blame women for thinking men are stupid if they have to deal with this kind of things. Maybe there are a % of woman who do the same with hot guys but I'm sure is not as high as men, I've seen men doing that but never a woman.
@loadingmikke74513 роки тому
I tried walking over to two women talking at a bar. Just asked if I could sit down there and join their conversation, because I was alone at that bar, and just wanted some human social interaction. Nothing more. Little did I know I would get yelled at as a pervert and all other things by those two sjw women, saying me and men like me where the problem with society, and the one ranted for perhaps 3-5 minutes about how bad I was for walking up to them. Oh well, they are allowed to IMAGINE that every guy wants to sleep with them.
@DotHackProject3 роки тому
@@loadingmikke7451 well when it happens once is ok, but you don't know if they have lived the experience of men asking just to talk like you and trying something else after some hours or some minutes, I have never seen a girl doing that in the opposite way to be honest, but if I'm having a good time with my friend and some random person comes to join of course I'll be pissed too, maybe they were not as polite as you expected but I think you can take it the same way they overcome other kind of problems with men.
@worstelldaniel3 роки тому
I get the sense that if we asked those women about this interaction, it would sound just a little different Men who unironically say “SJW” tend to mischaracterize these things just a tad
@al3ksejkramaric3 роки тому
this is a good problem to have..
@loadingmikke74513 роки тому
@@worstelldaniel well, I guess the communism pin on their jackets and their pink and purple hair and doc marten boots had something to do with it. Also the spewing of patriarchy and all man bad. That is my definition of a sjw. I thought they where old school punks and would be cool to talk to but perhaps not.
@darkdreamsdontdie77853 роки тому
Those gams are giving me the vapors
@tomsmarkovs19463 роки тому
6. . that cracked me up. :D
@Carastokes13 роки тому
I. Love this one.
@ani_matus2 роки тому
Thats exactly how the average "Phenomenology of spirit'" reader looks like
@CyrionWillems3 роки тому
I think I'm in love..
@CrypticRite3 роки тому
I have that same book!!
@martinmegazor3 роки тому
Not sure why but this might be one of my favourites :)
@vovin81323 роки тому
I could feel a real stream of consciousness flowing here
@matrixmelter86193 роки тому
Fine I’ll watch it
@mw78453 роки тому
I’m gonna use the molten hot pocket core line though
@blendingoptions76243 роки тому
I love that they're super nice actually
@Moronmommy3 роки тому
Them books
@Batmonthesequel3 роки тому
This vids making my astigmatism do somersaults.
@j-the-researcher84533 роки тому
Yay my two favorite waifu😂🌈🇺🇸
@pineapplebasket14453 роки тому
Both smart ladies
@sedme03 роки тому
God, I would never have the confidence to wear a dress in public.
@sarahelib3 роки тому
Trying to decide if this passes the Bechdel test. I think so!!!!
@freetheorcas85092 роки тому
Not gonna lie, the actresses in this video were smokin hot
@infinitelybanta3 роки тому
Male Joel's hat is outstanding in this one.
@pastaguy50113 роки тому
I find it funny how this was also done in public
@Heather-fx7sr2 роки тому
Blonde has dreamy eyes
@eliforeal52613 роки тому
This is why Jeff needs his roommate
@manofcorn59303 роки тому
Most unrealistic part of this is that the girls are hot inside of cold
@anthonyiodice2 роки тому
Hegals
@gingersnapcam73343 роки тому
Intellectuals at the finest
@lolololololutrythcfy3 роки тому
did we ascend into heaven during this ????
@lostmarimo2 роки тому
That hat tho. /10
@barbarazottis59152 роки тому
Just another day in a hot girls life.
@parkergrantski28853 роки тому
Wtf is that hat?! I love it
@melaniesheldon80132 роки тому
🧡💚💙💜🤎🖤❤🤩I want your books!
@theinternet80723 роки тому
That was such a 6 thing to say
@arturovi3 роки тому
haha
@drpavel_3 роки тому
The fucking lens flare
@johanneszimmermann67552 роки тому
Come on, give this guys a chance. They tried hard and they had balls to approach You.
@mulethedonkey2579Рік тому
yas hot girl academics
@robadobflob23202 роки тому
Omg, my number is 6, too!
@oldmanfivetimes2 роки тому
Can I use that
@szience2 роки тому
6 is also my number.
@Summer_TeaРік тому
She said "crazy style" instead of insaneo style.
@jaxcraft28483 роки тому
Oh God, this is so weird.😆
@moonjg44183 роки тому
She should have said 9 xD
@PadreMortalis3 роки тому
Nice
@AamuAurora3 роки тому
Two girls and one German ❤
@jevaun-deanlinton32853 роки тому
Tell me why Patrick looked like Joel for a split minute
@ifilia13983 роки тому
Nip slip @1:24
@patconroy1874Рік тому
Crazy style? Orrrr......
@Rylee_G3 роки тому
I'm gay And like Joel makes the cutest girl This is so weird help me