Two hot girls on a park bench

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Joel Haver

Joel Haver

3 роки тому

It's a scorcher.
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КОМЕНТАРІ: 176
@adamprielipp7228
@adamprielipp7228 3 роки тому
The bloom slightly increasing throughout ... it’s the little things
@dylanimeneo3412
@dylanimeneo3412 3 роки тому
"slightly"
@basse6643
@basse6643 3 роки тому
I had to blink extra to make sure it wasn't me
@cmwky92
@cmwky92 3 роки тому
Pure genius, I died watching it keep getting brighter
@BlakeJp9
@BlakeJp9 3 роки тому
amazing 😂
@codyclarke
@codyclarke 3 роки тому
the actresses you work with greatly surpass the men IMHO... who are these dynamite ladies on display here???
@JeddtheJedi
@JeddtheJedi 3 роки тому
"You're my dynamite gal"
@TheBayzent
@TheBayzent 3 роки тому
I love the bearded one.
@joshuamckenzie93
@joshuamckenzie93 3 роки тому
You're only saying that because they're hot.
@fnfChildRebelSoldier
@fnfChildRebelSoldier 2 роки тому
DYNO-MITE
@GregorTheScot
@GregorTheScot 3 роки тому
"This is an A B Conversation, so C yourself out" made me laugh harder than I should've
@snapper7568
@snapper7568 3 роки тому
'Alienation in the Soviet economy'? You're so naughty!
@joshneuman8542
@joshneuman8542 3 роки тому
"Abidyadoo Tidaloo" Holy smokes that got me
@Mixelpixeln
@Mixelpixeln 3 роки тому
Bless you
@dreamer097
@dreamer097 3 роки тому
It was the squeaky eyeballs for me
@CirclesandSounds
@CirclesandSounds 3 роки тому
“What’s your number?” “What’s my number? Six. What’s yours?” 🤣 I’ve never heard anyone else do that. I used to say that to annoy people
@TNFlies
@TNFlies 3 роки тому
Hegel's Phenomenology of the Spirt LMAO
@emmie1176
@emmie1176 3 роки тому
Wow that blonde wig looks good on everyone
@rayres1074
@rayres1074 3 роки тому
I'm glad Joel Haver is bringing the phenomenological difficulties hot girls face. As I heard in a philosophy UKposts video a while ago, "hot girls have hot problems too, [we're] just like you, except that [we're] hot".
@camelopardalis84
@camelopardalis84 2 роки тому
Wait, what video was that? Was it Abigail who said it after her coming out? Might help narrow it down.
@oldaccount7370
@oldaccount7370 3 роки тому
Why did this actually make me feel really good about being a woman
@jimjim9405
@jimjim9405 2 роки тому
The bloom
@bluetiger435
@bluetiger435 2 роки тому
@@jimjim9405 underrated comment
@zweij
@zweij 3 роки тому
I love Monty Python and Tim and Eric kind of humour. Sadly, i've seen all of their sketches and full films. But... You rescued me. Thanks for being so extravagantly absurd and ironic. Greets from Poland.
@f0rk723
@f0rk723 3 роки тому
sry for bothering and i dont want to annoy you but it is *greetings from poland* i hope i dont bother you
@zweij
@zweij 3 роки тому
@@f0rk723 You do not bother ma at all! Pozdrowienia!:)
@defvent
@defvent 3 роки тому
I thought the first hat was good but when I saw the second hat I was like 1:40
@DoABarrelRol1l
@DoABarrelRol1l 3 роки тому
Agreed
@DiffeRantJeff
@DiffeRantJeff 3 роки тому
Such a gentle and abrupt ending. Awes!
@SJNaka101
@SJNaka101 3 роки тому
Holy fuck the bloom increasing just murdered me i had to rewatch because I was just laughing at the bloom
@annamusser4542
@annamusser4542 Рік тому
Perhaps the only moment in cinematic history where squeaky eye noises were obviously self made by a character directly after Hegel was mentioned, while simultaneously showcasing a nipslip of sorts. I'm not sure why exactly, but definitely bravo.
@jordanscott8854
@jordanscott8854 2 роки тому
I died laughing when I saw the Phenomenology of Spirit. Then had a panic attack remembering trying to read it for my philosophy degree
@pawssum
@pawssum 3 роки тому
"Six, what's yours?" That killed me
@sithofdarkness8927
@sithofdarkness8927 3 роки тому
Hegel's Phenomenology of the Spirit made this scene for me
@marc2302
@marc2302 3 роки тому
Came for the comedy, stayed for the book recommendation.
@eslnoob191
@eslnoob191 3 роки тому
Joel, your channel is criminally-underviewed. I've been sharing it with everyone I know! Your work is so wholesome and every video you make feels just right. Just keep putting in the work and everyone's gonna know you soon enough! The world wants more of Joel Haver and we're just now finding out about him!
@kallmecate
@kallmecate 3 роки тому
Us hot girls have to deal with that ALL the time. Ty for bringing it to light!
@saijeetdogra9360
@saijeetdogra9360 3 роки тому
Slowly increasing in brightness whenever I converse with a fellow hot girl is a serious sight issue, and I’m thankful it’s been platformed.
@Spencer_G
@Spencer_G 3 роки тому
Hello Joel's Mom
@ueltrades9479
@ueltrades9479 3 роки тому
@@Spencer_G wait is that really Joel’s mom 🤣
@ueltrades9479
@ueltrades9479 3 роки тому
Holy crap that IS Joel’s mom. Nice.
@kallmecate
@kallmecate 3 роки тому
@@Spencer_G Hi 😊
@HeadOfNothing
@HeadOfNothing 3 роки тому
As if anyone could read Hegel's Phenomenplogy of Spirit. Fake.
@aidanc9838
@aidanc9838 3 роки тому
Maybe that’s why she’s so hot?
@ve-e-ch7005
@ve-e-ch7005 3 роки тому
As if anyone could read.
@celebalert5616
@celebalert5616 3 роки тому
That's not even a book I think, probably he just made it up for the video. Hegel wtf is that thats not even a real name
@BlakeJp9
@BlakeJp9 3 роки тому
@@celebalert5616 are you, um, silly? You have a computer in your hand.
@ElDuderinoh
@ElDuderinoh 2 роки тому
@@ve-e-ch7005 imagine reading
@plushie946
@plushie946 3 роки тому
If I was reading either of those I'd probably be dying for small talk too
@jasonbuechel6235
@jasonbuechel6235 3 роки тому
Hotness Rating Girl Joel < Portrait of Joel on Fire
@polkjmsb
@polkjmsb 3 роки тому
The best part is just how polite those guys are
@bennylava14
@bennylava14 3 роки тому
polite would be not interrupting their conversation in the first place
@BigStinker_14
@BigStinker_14 3 роки тому
@@bennylava14 chill.
@filmili
@filmili 3 роки тому
So polite that I thought it was Canada
@GAOMaster
@GAOMaster 3 роки тому
@@bennylava14 bruh
@victoriap1649
@victoriap1649 2 роки тому
Yeah if only guys would really just say sorry for bothering you and leave 😅 these scenarios often get scary in real life and it was nice to see this alternate reality
@jackreid2007
@jackreid2007 2 роки тому
The film's with Patrick Quinn are hilarious. Hope to see more, if he's not already in Hollywood.
@durwoodmaccool890
@durwoodmaccool890 Рік тому
I really like the filter effect and how it just gets stronger through the bit
@RenRen10163
@RenRen10163 3 роки тому
Honestly I ship it 0.0
@damn7208
@damn7208 3 роки тому
The sound effect when Joel wiped his eyes 😫
@helena2485
@helena2485 2 роки тому
It's not even a sound effect. He makes this sound and that makes it 100 times better
@TangerineTaster
@TangerineTaster 2 роки тому
Casually reading Hegel’s “Phenomenology of the Spirit” lol
@TheLarainsd
@TheLarainsd 3 роки тому
That 🌟 STAR-EFFECT Focus you used on JUST the 2 "young ladies" on the bench seemed to get more & more INTENSE as the skit progressed.
@levitybooks3952
@levitybooks3952 3 роки тому
This video will be the start of #HotgirlsreadHegel
@brandonbrozek8794
@brandonbrozek8794 3 роки тому
Theres too many books, i couldnt keep track
@Robapalabra
@Robapalabra 2 роки тому
I can't believe I just discovered this channel!!! Your videos are gold!!
@ivainmartinossi7529
@ivainmartinossi7529 2 роки тому
The subtle video effect adds a lot
@nicomarti13
@nicomarti13 3 роки тому
The number 6 actually suits her very well. It wouldn’t have worked with any other number.
@joethompson11
@joethompson11 3 роки тому
This one is a hidden gem
@MaySpitfire
@MaySpitfire 3 роки тому
check out the gams on those dames 👀
@BeBackWhenever
@BeBackWhenever 3 роки тому
How did you find both of my favorite books?
@kaizachief364
@kaizachief364 3 роки тому
Those women were positively Guh-LOWING!!! I just love it!
@xzigalianisiochfhradha3204
@xzigalianisiochfhradha3204 3 роки тому
This was remarkably wholesome.
@bingbong6837
@bingbong6837 3 роки тому
That bench pick up line was next level
@DAVI8R
@DAVI8R 3 роки тому
Not a single dislike, the way things should be
@SeekerGoldstone
@SeekerGoldstone 3 роки тому
@@berensteinbear5916 Ok but like... after months it's literally only you. Congrats. Edit: for context, most videos will have 10% as many dislikes as likes. So right now it should have around 25... but it has 1.
@DAVI8R
@DAVI8R 3 роки тому
@@berensteinbear5916 The streak is finally over 😔
@Kat-V
@Kat-V Рік тому
Those girls have more control over their hearts than I do. Those eye rubbing sound effects would have me falling head over heels
@Ipoop7colors
@Ipoop7colors Рік тому
I expected them to take off and fly away into another dimension while holding hands
@MrKaar9012
@MrKaar9012 3 роки тому
had me blinking a ton near the end, i thought my contacts were smudged or something
@tateoien871
@tateoien871 3 роки тому
This sketch was funny but I can't stop looking at her copy of Phenomenology of Spirit W H A T C O U L D I T M E A N
@BARMAXAR
@BARMAXAR 2 роки тому
Can't stop looking at your profile pic.
@tateoien871
@tateoien871 2 роки тому
@@BARMAXAR touché
@zucc4764
@zucc4764 3 роки тому
why does absolutely NO ONE talk about the glow effect getting cranked up at the end of the video lol
@destinyjackson100
@destinyjackson100 3 роки тому
Someone did haha 4 weeks ago and the comment has like 250 likes.
@pleasureincontempt3645
@pleasureincontempt3645 2 роки тому
I just want to read a book about Hegels.
@NASkeywest
@NASkeywest 3 роки тому
Damn, Joel! Could you get me one of those girls numbers please? I owe you man.
@guytorie
@guytorie 3 роки тому
The first one's number is 6
@masterofpuppets222
@masterofpuppets222 2 роки тому
"Alienation and the Soviet Economy" destroyed me, holy shit that was a funny reveal
@erri4433
@erri4433 3 роки тому
This is my favorite one.
@PulpHouseHorror
@PulpHouseHorror 3 роки тому
I am crying
@DotHackProject
@DotHackProject 3 роки тому
I don't know if it was intended but it's a brilliant humorous way to show how annoying can be to be a woman and get that annoying interruption of men that have been teach that's how you charm a lady in any situation. I can't blame women for thinking men are stupid if they have to deal with this kind of things. Maybe there are a % of woman who do the same with hot guys but I'm sure is not as high as men, I've seen men doing that but never a woman.
@loadingmikke7451
@loadingmikke7451 3 роки тому
I tried walking over to two women talking at a bar. Just asked if I could sit down there and join their conversation, because I was alone at that bar, and just wanted some human social interaction. Nothing more. Little did I know I would get yelled at as a pervert and all other things by those two sjw women, saying me and men like me where the problem with society, and the one ranted for perhaps 3-5 minutes about how bad I was for walking up to them. Oh well, they are allowed to IMAGINE that every guy wants to sleep with them.
@DotHackProject
@DotHackProject 3 роки тому
@@loadingmikke7451 well when it happens once is ok, but you don't know if they have lived the experience of men asking just to talk like you and trying something else after some hours or some minutes, I have never seen a girl doing that in the opposite way to be honest, but if I'm having a good time with my friend and some random person comes to join of course I'll be pissed too, maybe they were not as polite as you expected but I think you can take it the same way they overcome other kind of problems with men.
@worstelldaniel
@worstelldaniel 3 роки тому
I get the sense that if we asked those women about this interaction, it would sound just a little different Men who unironically say “SJW” tend to mischaracterize these things just a tad
@al3ksejkramaric
@al3ksejkramaric 3 роки тому
this is a good problem to have..
@loadingmikke7451
@loadingmikke7451 3 роки тому
@@worstelldaniel well, I guess the communism pin on their jackets and their pink and purple hair and doc marten boots had something to do with it. Also the spewing of patriarchy and all man bad. That is my definition of a sjw. I thought they where old school punks and would be cool to talk to but perhaps not.
@darkdreamsdontdie7785
@darkdreamsdontdie7785 3 роки тому
Those gams are giving me the vapors
@tomsmarkovs1946
@tomsmarkovs1946 3 роки тому
6. . that cracked me up. :D
@Carastokes1
@Carastokes1 3 роки тому
I. Love this one.
@ani_matus
@ani_matus 2 роки тому
Thats exactly how the average "Phenomenology of spirit'" reader looks like
@CyrionWillems
@CyrionWillems 3 роки тому
I think I'm in love..
@CrypticRite
@CrypticRite 3 роки тому
I have that same book!!
@martinmegazor
@martinmegazor 3 роки тому
Not sure why but this might be one of my favourites :)
@vovin8132
@vovin8132 3 роки тому
I could feel a real stream of consciousness flowing here
@matrixmelter8619
@matrixmelter8619 3 роки тому
Fine I’ll watch it
@mw7845
@mw7845 3 роки тому
I’m gonna use the molten hot pocket core line though
@blendingoptions7624
@blendingoptions7624 3 роки тому
I love that they're super nice actually
@Moronmommy
@Moronmommy 3 роки тому
Them books
@Batmonthesequel
@Batmonthesequel 3 роки тому
This vids making my astigmatism do somersaults.
@j-the-researcher8453
@j-the-researcher8453 3 роки тому
Yay my two favorite waifu😂🌈🇺🇸
@pineapplebasket1445
@pineapplebasket1445 3 роки тому
Both smart ladies
@sedme0
@sedme0 3 роки тому
God, I would never have the confidence to wear a dress in public.
@sarahelib
@sarahelib 3 роки тому
Trying to decide if this passes the Bechdel test. I think so!!!!
@freetheorcas8509
@freetheorcas8509 2 роки тому
Not gonna lie, the actresses in this video were smokin hot
@infinitelybanta
@infinitelybanta 3 роки тому
Male Joel's hat is outstanding in this one.
@pastaguy5011
@pastaguy5011 3 роки тому
I find it funny how this was also done in public
@Heather-fx7sr
@Heather-fx7sr 2 роки тому
Blonde has dreamy eyes
@eliforeal5261
@eliforeal5261 3 роки тому
This is why Jeff needs his roommate
@manofcorn5930
@manofcorn5930 3 роки тому
Most unrealistic part of this is that the girls are hot inside of cold
@anthonyiodice
@anthonyiodice 2 роки тому
Hegals
@gingersnapcam7334
@gingersnapcam7334 3 роки тому
Intellectuals at the finest
@lolololololutrythcfy
@lolololololutrythcfy 3 роки тому
did we ascend into heaven during this ????
@lostmarimo
@lostmarimo 2 роки тому
That hat tho. /10
@barbarazottis5915
@barbarazottis5915 2 роки тому
Just another day in a hot girls life.
@parkergrantski2885
@parkergrantski2885 3 роки тому
Wtf is that hat?! I love it
@melaniesheldon8013
@melaniesheldon8013 2 роки тому
🧡💚💙💜🤎🖤❤🤩I want your books!
@theinternet8072
@theinternet8072 3 роки тому
That was such a 6 thing to say
@arturovi
@arturovi 3 роки тому
haha
@drpavel_
@drpavel_ 3 роки тому
The fucking lens flare
@johanneszimmermann6755
@johanneszimmermann6755 2 роки тому
Come on, give this guys a chance. They tried hard and they had balls to approach You.
@mulethedonkey2579
@mulethedonkey2579 Рік тому
yas hot girl academics
@robadobflob2320
@robadobflob2320 2 роки тому
Omg, my number is 6, too!
@oldmanfivetimes
@oldmanfivetimes 2 роки тому
Can I use that
@szience
@szience 2 роки тому
6 is also my number.
@Summer_Tea
@Summer_Tea Рік тому
She said "crazy style" instead of insaneo style.
@jaxcraft2848
@jaxcraft2848 3 роки тому
Oh God, this is so weird.😆
@moonjg4418
@moonjg4418 3 роки тому
She should have said 9 xD
@PadreMortalis
@PadreMortalis 3 роки тому
Nice
@AamuAurora
@AamuAurora 3 роки тому
Two girls and one German ❤
@jevaun-deanlinton3285
@jevaun-deanlinton3285 3 роки тому
Tell me why Patrick looked like Joel for a split minute
@ifilia1398
@ifilia1398 3 роки тому
Nip slip @1:24
@patconroy1874
@patconroy1874 Рік тому
Crazy style? Orrrr......
@Rylee_G
@Rylee_G 3 роки тому
I'm gay And like Joel makes the cutest girl This is so weird help me
@plushie946
@plushie946 3 роки тому
I feel that
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