The thing is i am a bit of the TAPE goalkeeper myself
@danielmenezes9417Рік тому
I'm the 1000th like
@sadboylestah4531Рік тому
I'm literally the one who can't kick...so accurate 🥲😂
@PlowhdРік тому
Ye. Jumping Like a kenguroo but cant kick. Feel With ya bro
@MatiOlav1Рік тому
Same
@muhammadaliyankhan1181Рік тому
Same
@Ciaoandrea999Рік тому
Lol Modern football really relies on goalkeeper with good feet to start from the back, milan won serie a with 2 mistakes by the inter goalkeeper
@danieldavis5959Рік тому
@@Ciaoandrea999 it’s not nearly as big a deal when you play in an old man rec league like me tho.
@kohikappuРік тому
"The GK that can't kick." so relatable.
@dj000909Рік тому
You too bud couldn’t get the ball up for a while till high school
@arjunkhadka8354Рік тому
Same broooo😅😅😅😅
@Blade_Runner_19Рік тому
It's me)
@sunitabhatt969211 місяців тому
Same
@RITALPY3411 місяців тому
😢
@lucasm8528Рік тому
There’s also the angry keeper who yells at his defense literally every time there’s a shot even off target (ex: Pickford),
@confusedwanderer4079Рік тому
kahn
@levi-oy6ymРік тому
That’s me 😭 and I can’t kick
@danithabian9651Рік тому
Bro pickford has reason and it’s harry maguire💀💀
@arneshpal7702Рік тому
@@danithabian9651 harry literally best defender of England
@sazeraeРік тому
@@danithabian9651 harry maguire almost an own goal in wc 2022
@Marxistcorgi69Рік тому
How was it trying to get that tape off your hair 😂
@ARSGoalkeepingРік тому
the tape is a blessing and a curse
@ahumanperson231Рік тому
@@ARSGoalkeeping as a tape goalkeeper myself, I use non stick tape, and just tie knots 😆
@niccolodeparmapanini2036Рік тому
@@ahumanperson231 why not use hand wraps for fighters?
@ahumanperson231Рік тому
@@niccolodeparmapanini2036 tape's cheaper
@syxmooРік тому
@@ahumanperson231 Bruh, not much and hands wraps are better
@a1.legless446Рік тому
That can’t kick gk is soooo me
@seanpearl3970Рік тому
Same
@Nghia4iРік тому
and de gea 💀
@yeojiayujayvengssРік тому
SAME HAAHHHA
@memeiant2995Рік тому
I sometime accidentally pass the ball to the opponent cuz I can't fucking kick the ball💀
@roxe...3000Рік тому
Bruh same here
@socceriscool1763Рік тому
The dramatic one is what my Goalkeeper does when we’re winning and there is not a lot of time left😂
@TOP_G4EVER7 місяців тому
Nah thats fifa goalkeeper
@sargezed6790Рік тому
As a goalkeeper, I can confirm I’m a “can’t kick keeper”. Last time I tried to clear it it went 10 meters in front of my box 🥲
@Dragon_PetersonРік тому
I feel personally attacked 🤣
@DirtyMonkeyyРік тому
I feel like the dramatic one is every pro goalkeeper 😂
@tex_the_proto2880Рік тому
As a child I often used my face instead of hands because I was short and kids are ruthless.
@ARSGoalkeepingРік тому
Hahaha this is the best comment yet
@ariyanrahman5826Місяць тому
65 likes and only one reply? Let me fix that
@jbgod__666Рік тому
The fact that he probably ripped like all of his hair out is just killing me
@v1per-x499Рік тому
😂
@hellhound9362Рік тому
Ngl I use to get the CB to do goal kicks all the time, had a clean sheet til the 4th last game of the season in Sunday league too, so I made up for not being able to kick by being a good shot stopper lol 🤣
@Bananaguy69420Рік тому
The second one is basically every professional goalkeeper
@computer5595Рік тому
Im the guy who always screams in glory after i get a good save.
@Jay_0605Рік тому
I mean, if you don't who will?🤝
@khangle9431Рік тому
That tape keeper had me🤣🤣🤣
@Obito_uchiwa69Рік тому
Bro became Neymar for few seconds
@mmmlol-bb1beРік тому
When I was in school our class had that one guy who was always forced into being a goalkeeper and couldn't kick. I thought that people were trying to get rid of him that way but I was surprised. Man is real at goalkeeping and saves almost every goal. His reflexes and diving were one of the most supreme shit. But that was limited to his hands. In the end, he couldn't kick while being so good 😂 Whenever he tried he would kick it either too far right or too high and cover no distance at all. His inaccuracy increased with how much power he put into the kick. I still don't know why out of all games he always chose football since the man was a total beast at volleyball and badminton.
@alp2ccc1382 місяці тому
Players who snap their ligaments can't run or kick so he could be a convert.
@uwyikoooo312410 місяців тому
Wowzers😂🎉 that was a kneeslaper 🤣😍 Good one boy👌👍 I'm showing this video to my son kevin😜😆💯#laughing_out_loud
@sobhu4773Рік тому
That's actually true af 😭😭😭 i m the kind of gk who cant shoot long
@mofftarks1527Рік тому
We had a goally actually fake kick, then jump over the ball and his player kicks it right as his back
@mofftarks1527Рік тому
At
@sobhu4773Рік тому
@@mofftarks1527 😂😂😂
@beardedtykeРік тому
I’m definitely the dramatic one. Got to make it look good right?
@riswannmuhammed11 днів тому
The last one got me 😂😂
@FireHitaРік тому
“That’s right! That’s a long one!”😂 that got me
@lacost9Рік тому
I think many of us are guilty as the dramatic keeper at some point growing up 😂
@plasma.sucks.at.gamingРік тому
I literally saw a dramatic goalkeeper, he jumped on the ball, no matter the speed 😂😂😂
@Bianca-jc3drРік тому
That's not dramatic, if it was a ground shot they do that so they can cover up the ball so the other team can't take it from them
@billyhunt4957Рік тому
I’m the dramatic. Some one once kicked at like 1 kph into my hands I caught it and then dick a back rol into a stand🤣🤣🤣
@GameBoy-km8hd11 місяців тому
Ayo? 😮😮😮😮😮
@Snellbow10 місяців тому
@@GameBoy-km8hdit was obv a accident dont make it sus
@itskittyme2 місяці тому
goalkeepers always seemed like a crazy bunch to me, and this one just confirms it xD
@Terminator_Lola77 місяців тому
WE ARE PROUD PPL OF TAPE 😂😂😂😂 😂😂😂
@julianhasler1505Рік тому
You didn't even have to act for the third one
@ARSGoalkeepingРік тому
XD
@ayske1Рік тому
Someone I play with does a stutter step when going for a long pass and then ends up toe punting it 😂😂😂
@ARSGoalkeepingРік тому
LOL
@ayske1Рік тому
@@ARSGoalkeeping also tapes both wrists. Wonder where he got that idea 😅
@humorousdwarf9090Рік тому
i can't punt for anything as a keeper when i tried i fell on my ass
@user-nm5rz4lb1oРік тому
Bro I love the way he just shouts THE TAPE GOALKEEPA!!
@aunplayz512Рік тому
The hair after tho💀😂
@BritishgeohistorianРік тому
The can't kick one was me when I played. What's worse is that I practised and got better and my coach put the defender on goal kicks permemantley
@chenyingweeРік тому
Say you can do it and prove it bruh it's not that hard. I think you should really take that opportunity and get better so you can be good at kicking and everything as a goalkeeper too.
@apurbabarua1810Рік тому
I am 3rd one (can u make a full video for perfect gk kick
@rajko__5346Рік тому
Same thing as me
@ameersulthan777778 місяців тому
That dramatic gk was so nice🤣🤣
@matinoghabi1911Рік тому
there’s also the keeper who can save anything but can’t catch
@karatewithelian9014Рік тому
You described me so well😅
@svetli1982Рік тому
Me being a very good goalkeeper My aim: not today sir
@ahmedeid7807Рік тому
I like that 😂
@curbowbass6124Місяць тому
The dramatic one= Onana & Ramsdale!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@OddlyBeautifulThingsРік тому
Legend has it he is still putting on even more tape😂😂
@Elcangri20Рік тому
Im all of them lol 😂
@eelisinisalo8700Рік тому
Next glove review: Reusch pure contant glue print🥺
@monarch199321 день тому
Goalkicks are actually quite difficult to learn if you don't know the right technique and even then takes a while to get better.
@mr_lander31Рік тому
Dramatic one is hilarious 🤣
@ishmaelrhcruz1458Рік тому
Must've hurt when you took off the tape off your hair 😬 I did it before I started screaming
@winnieshamuh1183Рік тому
T
@sufyankarimxa3852Рік тому
best part of dramatic keeper
@andredevilliers87447 місяців тому
The dramatic one deserves the Oscar award😂
@badotisbozo7821Рік тому
Can’t forget the one on his phone half the game 💀💀💀💀
@dgo_f150Рік тому
The tape Goalkeeper turned out to be a tape god as he’s probably led the league in finger save diving plays
@tactful_ghost0223Рік тому
Bro acting like he on crack 🤣🤣
@TheGamerrGuy6 місяців тому
Bro it’s so satisfying when the goalkeeper saves it with 1 hand
@spaniz_2020Місяць тому
Bro explained the goalkeepers of soccer games in 953 languages with the dramatic one💀💀
@dchau1909Рік тому
Bro got a free haircut🥲
@tommydarko1984Рік тому
I'm just here admiring your Keeper skills ⭐
@bilmanthebah98916 місяців тому
I always tell the centre backs to take the goalkick🤣
@mariamondragon2858Місяць тому
im the dramatic one😂😂😂😂
@ZertalFireМісяць тому
We all know the dramatic goalkeeper 😂
@adamsy_o8208Рік тому
The Dramatic one is so accurate they literally dive to the floor after they've already caught the ball
@SimpleNahРік тому
Imagine Courtois and Neuer trying keeper tape
@ExoTheExoticРік тому
The way he catches the ball like that for me it would break my fingers😭😭😭
@morgancadman872118 днів тому
The tape goalkeeper 🗣🔥
@lyssa.18Місяць тому
“The keeper that always punts the ball out of bounds”
@Pepperoni290Рік тому
"the tape goalkeeper isnt real he cant hurt you"
@suzannesmith8665Місяць тому
The one that just jumps for no reason is literally me-
@llamasandgoatsРік тому
The dramatic one is every fifa goalie
@reginaoconnor1633Рік тому
The can’t kick one is so relateable
@Foot11711 місяців тому
That one keeper that tries to do epic saves on a penalty
@josephbriandurigon2912Рік тому
Bro raised his hand 🇩🇪🥸
@afsanakushmee8989Рік тому
The dramatic one is relatable.
@Cheezitzzzz10 місяців тому
Bro the dramatic one is every keeper in fifa 💀💀
@youssifgad9418Рік тому
You forgot one type of goalkeeper…. GOALKEEPERS WITH W A T E R ON THEIR HANDS!
@Kevin-yp4gpМісяць тому
I swear the best goalkeepers can't kick at all.
@amazingkid2442Рік тому
When he said the tape goalkeeper and started moving his head around😂😂😂
@mateorodriguez4785Рік тому
"THE TAPE GOALKEEPER! ËÃÆẞŒAHHÆ!!!"
@saiksath924810 місяців тому
The taper went inosuke mode😂😂
@fada_dreadРік тому
The can't kick GK is definitely me
@Brandy_God9 місяців тому
I literally cant kick and i am a keeper, this is too accurate
@BeejayDaMetalConnoisseurРік тому
I can't kick too far i feel attacked 🤣
@nolly8109Рік тому
The one who catches the ball but inside of the goal
@ZachTheFish.Рік тому
He still got the roll😂
@PACprods6 місяців тому
“LeTs Go” -Tape Keeper Chad
@drthirteen5786Рік тому
😂 The goal keeper that can't kick is me
@fredericstanford6772Рік тому
I was definitely the dramatic one growing up, if you are on the ground after every save then you aren’t doing it right 😂
@DailyBusinessNews-id1lf7 місяців тому
"The GK that cannot kick" how they know about me😭😭😭
@FifaCheapsРік тому
The second one is fifa goal keepers 😂😂😂
@imperialx4951Рік тому
Exactly me the one who can't kick far away the ball😂😂
@maximusflodin2478 місяців тому
The dramatic one is literally fifa 15 goalkeepers
@willlopez5006Рік тому
Bro I’m dead💀
@itsbrzlРік тому
bro the dramatic goalkeeper is every goalkeeper in soccer/football
@meme_it_like_shubhamРік тому
Striker be like was I supposed to wait for pass
@PhuriphatKraikoom10 місяців тому
The 2nd one goal keeper turn into muay thai mode 💀
@FAKExBHULLARМісяць тому
The cannot kick one is me 😅😂😅
@beastnarutoboy50029 місяців тому
The tape people are very strong and proud of you😂
@Monosij__Mazumdar3 місяці тому
Bro I'm literally the one goalie who is dramatic 😂😂😂😂😂I sometimes dive for all the goals
@wangaallama525712 днів тому
Last one is my friend fr 😂
@justinfajardo7267Рік тому
The tape GK is too OP
@krxzyyvibezrealРік тому
the dramatic gk is like that one kid that starts singing a phone music and says the best part of the song and acts like martinèz 💀