Ukraine's Women Fight Back Against Russian Invaders | Zelensky Inspires The World With His Bravery

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Volodymyr Zelensky courageously revealed his location in a speech intended to rally the world to Ukraine's aid, while the women in Ukraine are demonstrating their bravery by taking up arms, and, in one case, taking out a Russian drone with a jar of pickles. #Colbert #Comedy #Monologue
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@edfinnegan2634
@edfinnegan2634 2 роки тому
The little girl singing just breaks my heart. She's trying to have a normal childhood in a bomb shelter while her neighbors are dying around her. Damn Putin.
@michaeltyler4314
@michaeltyler4314 2 роки тому
Damn Putin, indeed. Let's defeat him. Once he's defeated, he'll be toppled from power. And once he's toppled from power, the Russian people will make very sure he's brought to justice.
@greathey1234
@greathey1234 2 роки тому
The evil clown should have thought of her and others
@antonyabraham6247
@antonyabraham6247 2 роки тому
Like millions of hearts broken when USA and NATO killed innocent children...yeah i understand the pain.
@zacheryeckard3051
@zacheryeckard3051 2 роки тому
@@antonyabraham6247 Whataboutism. It's bad when the US or anyone else does it, too. It was sad and wrong then, too. That doesn't make it okay for Russia to do it. Go back to sticking your head in the sand.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 2 роки тому
@@antonyabraham6247 so you're defending Putin's rights to kill kids?
@iChillypepper
@iChillypepper 2 роки тому
The woman who threw the pickled tomatoes still had the patience to pick up the pieces of glass so dogs wouldn’t eat them on accident 😂
@ritaheilig6671
@ritaheilig6671 2 роки тому
One heck of a lady and God Help Putin when he upsets the mothers and grandmothers of Ukraine. I always thought in Afganistan, if they had only armed the women, there would be no Taliban there now!! A woman would fight to the death to protect her children and her land.
@Rain9Quinn
@Rain9Quinn 2 роки тому
❤️🇺🇦
@TheMeanAdmin
@TheMeanAdmin 2 роки тому
I'm sure her neighbours were pissed, but never clarified whom did that quadcopter made in Taiwan actually belonged to.
@samaraisnt
@samaraisnt 2 роки тому
Saint.
@miceatah9359
@miceatah9359 Рік тому
@@ritaheilig6671 thats a beautifull thought and they give their best but the power of women is a different one nothing and nobody can rally man behind them as effectively as a women no man that can be called one will sit at home when his mother/sister/wife go out on the streets be it for revolution or war only thing gomparable would be children going mobilizeing their parents like maidan
@Omikoshi78
@Omikoshi78 2 роки тому
Comedians have higher intelligence, more empathy, and knows how to give a speech! 100% more qualified than 99% of career politician.
@anitapodsudek8041
@anitapodsudek8041 Рік тому
but this one ear-clown isn't one of them
@alyxskyler
@alyxskyler Рік тому
@@anitapodsudek8041 who?
@shiindaisuke3159
@shiindaisuke3159 Рік тому
@@anitapodsudek8041 If you mean yourself you're right cause you clearly have 0 empathy, are not very smart, & do not know how to deliver a great speech, but judging by the disrespect & the Russian sounding name I'd have to assume you're a pawn of putin. Which is sad because it's thanks to him Russia has suffered for so many years, has been dragged into a war that he no longer right to start, & has all but single handedly destroyed the Russian economy. He's made an enemy of the entire world out of Russia. Any Russian genuinely loyal to Russia should want him removed from like the rest of the world because of his evil & of his incompetence in all of this. Lemme put it to you in a way you can understand. Russia is significantly larger country run by a former kgb leader who has let their military equipment & supplies degrade & run low, & is being beaten back by a N.A.T.O. & Ukraine joint effort that isn't even putting out everything they can. Sure Ukraine is but N.A.T.O. isn't obviously, & it's because no one wants to trigger WW3 over this, but that means putin's leadership skills are causing the Russian military to lose to a smaller force, & losing ground at that. He's destroyed the Russian economy so I'm not this 1 ear clown you speak of is but if it's aimed Stephen Colbert than honey you really aren't that bright & it's likely that you're either a trump fanatic or a putin fanatic because they tend to be the only ones who shit collectively on Stephen Colbert because he actively & openly opposes them.
@shiindaisuke3159
@shiindaisuke3159 Рік тому
Hmmmmm depends on the comedian, but in Stephen's case I agree with you 100%.
@anitapodsudek8041
@anitapodsudek8041 Рік тому
@@alyxskyler -- Stephen One-Ear Woke A$$ Ki$$er Unfunny Colbert
@Koroel1
@Koroel1 2 роки тому
Ha-ha! )) This video made my evening ) Considering that now I am in Northern Ukraine sitting in a house listening to possible airborn alert to then rush to the cellar... Tens of victims in my city due to air bombardment, but still wee feel Western support. Your humour is smth like relief for me among tough emotions and sufferings )
@barbargetsinger3855
@barbargetsinger3855 2 роки тому
Amber X, my heart hurts for you and all the people in your country. May God put you in his care
@tigerlily0569
@tigerlily0569 2 роки тому
Our hearts are with you! 💙💛
@stephanlarsen8169
@stephanlarsen8169 2 роки тому
Solidarity I Jah Herb Jah love Jah Jerry Jah rastafari praises blessings respectfully Tucson Arizona Sonoran desert 🏜️ Jah sisters
@NailahRoberts
@NailahRoberts 2 роки тому
Those women will fight like lions to protect their cubs. Happy international women's day and Glory to Ukraine🇺🇦🌻
@TokyoBlue587
@TokyoBlue587 2 роки тому
Don’t mess with the Mama Bears!
@brendaholiday2634
@brendaholiday2634 2 роки тому
Since the Babushka battalion is organized by the far right who lead the Ukrainian army - the Azov Battalion, I think it's more about "leading the white races of the world in the final crusade" than protecting their cubs. They certainly are kick A hard liners though!
@FakeAccount-gc6di
@FakeAccount-gc6di 2 роки тому
Imagine being at war, almost out of food, and you throw a jar of pickled tomatoes at a drone. Bless that woman!
@edricaldones9639
@edricaldones9639 2 роки тому
If she's like my grandmother, she's got enough food and drink for three months stored up at all times.
@janinewetzler5037
@janinewetzler5037 2 роки тому
@@edricaldones9639 That woman should get help and put a few dozen up for sale on the internet and youtube to raise money for the effort. People with tomato allergies would buy jars just to contribute. Auction them off as Pickled Tomato bombs !!
@AKRedStorm
@AKRedStorm 2 роки тому
The drone shall not passta
@alexandraburris2876
@alexandraburris2876 2 роки тому
What a badass.
@PutlerXLO
@PutlerXLO 2 роки тому
Many Ukrainians who live in towns and villages are still canning because of the Holodomor of 1932-1933, many economic crises and world wars that followed, so many families have a few months of food stock.
@lcba97
@lcba97 2 роки тому
Really looking forward to seeing Zelenskyy on your show when Ukraine wins the war. Stand with Ukraine!
@user-fight-the-nacist
@user-fight-the-nacist Рік тому
xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa - dream on
@Ab-cj6gl
@Ab-cj6gl Рік тому
Ukraine can't win
@alyxskyler
@alyxskyler Рік тому
@@Ab-cj6gl it’s happening
@Ab-cj6gl
@Ab-cj6gl Рік тому
@@alyxskyler not really
@semkovych
@semkovych Рік тому
@@user-fight-the-nacist So how are things today, rusbot?
@samanthamariefreeman335
@samanthamariefreeman335 2 роки тому
Brilliant! Your writers are just fantastic. Those final pickled segments are 'thrice' worthy! Goes by so quick, takes two rewinds! LOVE this stuff!
@emmanuelroy482
@emmanuelroy482 2 роки тому
Zelenskyy should be Time's Person of the Year in 2022
@bazgino
@bazgino 2 роки тому
Every year from now.
@emmanuelroy482
@emmanuelroy482 2 роки тому
🎖
@EndeavorsDnB
@EndeavorsDnB 2 роки тому
More like “for the next 10 years” 💙💙
@AccidentalNinja
@AccidentalNinja 2 роки тому
Just hope it won't be posthumous.
@zacrl1230
@zacrl1230 2 роки тому
@@AccidentalNinja Putin might fuck up and make a martyr out of him. Let's hope not.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 2 роки тому
What’s scarier than a Mom is a Mom in Combat Gear.
@JasthiCS
@JasthiCS 2 роки тому
To be highlighted
@akinpaws
@akinpaws 2 роки тому
An old schoolyard taunt was "your mama wears combat boots".
@belladonnatook8851
@belladonnatook8851 2 роки тому
@@akinpaws "YES. Yes, she does!!"
@marydonohoe8200
@marydonohoe8200 2 роки тому
My favorite Late Show monologue ever. Thanks, guys. The dark times bring out our light. God bless and save Ukraine.
@Debbie76R
@Debbie76R 2 роки тому
Stephen does a great job of both recognizing the horrors of the Russian invasion and bringing some lighthearted views to how the people of Ukraine are fighting back and taking on the Russians-it is a fine line to walk and he does it with lots of compassion and respect.
@HavendaleBlvd80
@HavendaleBlvd80 2 роки тому
He's entirely a shill, feeding the sheep.
@josephgately2378
@josephgately2378 2 роки тому
Colberttt has more respect for Ukrainians than people in his own country. Remember this dude was totally okay with all of the cities being burned down from blm rioters.
@brevedad1
@brevedad1 11 місяців тому
Gringos loves nazis.
@TheGreatAtario
@TheGreatAtario 2 роки тому
Elect a clown, get a circus. Elect a comedian, get a stand-up guy.
@jandrews6254
@jandrews6254 2 роки тому
Oh that was SO very good!😁 I’m so gonna use that. Consider yourself immortalised
@kaymanley2324
@kaymanley2324 2 роки тому
Best comment I've read in a week!
@macdieter23558
@macdieter23558 2 роки тому
Yeah, that´s the difference between Trump and Selenskyj!
@Angel-eq9tq
@Angel-eq9tq 2 роки тому
Very Good. 👏👏👏
@lukeecle117
@lukeecle117 2 роки тому
According to Transparency International's Corruption Perceptions Index (a scale of least to most corrupt nations), Ukraine ranked 122nd out of 180 countries in 2021, the second most corrupt in Europe, ahead of Russia. Ukraine was (and is) the poorest country in Europe before the war, with only 3500$ per capita per year. The comic-turned-president, Zelensky took power in Ukraine in 2019, converting his TV fame into a stellar political career, no one knew what to expect. His opponents said he was so inexperienced, he was bound to be a disaster. His supporters thought that he would break away from the old ways and end corruption. His harshest critics claimed that Mr. Zelensky, a Russian-speaking man born in eastern Ukraine, would all but sell the country off to Russia. Others said he was an oligarch puppet. Yet the truth is more prosaic. Mr. Zelensky, the showman and performer, has been unmasked by reality. And it has revealed him to be dispiritingly mediocre. After his nearly three years in office, it’s clear what the problem is: Mr. Zelensky’s tendency to treat everything like a show. Gestures, for him, are more important than consequences. Strategic objectives are sacrificed for short-term benefits. The words he uses don’t matter, as long as they are entertaining. And when the reviews are bad, he stops listening and puts journalists in jail and surrounds himself with fans. Corruption just doesn’t seem to worry Mr. Zelensky much - at least when those implicated are close to him. In March 2020, when his chief of staff’s brother was caught offering government posts for money, Mr. Zelensky did nothing. More recently, a top lawmaker was caught on camera drunkenly offering a bribe to a police officer at the site of a car crash he might have caused. The public was outraged, but Mr. Zelensky mumbled a disapproving comment and moved on. Even the president’s beautiful newly built roads are mired in controversy. The procurement process is thought to be rigged and the prices too high. Scandals and tolerance for corruption have chipped away at Mr. Zelensky’s popularity. Sixty-two percent of Ukrainians don’t want him to run for re-election, and if an election were held today, he’d garner about 25 percent of the vote - down from the 30 percent he easily won in the first round of the 2019 election. He’d still be likely to win, but the historic 73 percent he scored in the second round feels like a distant memory, but thanks to the war, he may win again.
@crystalratclffe3258
@crystalratclffe3258 2 роки тому
It's the grandmothers you got to watch out for.... I adore the old woman telling the Russian soldier to put sunflowers in his pocket so flowers will grow when he's planted. That's hard core, weaponized soldier 0, Grandma 1
@lloydfranks1357
@lloydfranks1357 2 роки тому
Very well put! In Gods name we pray! A-men
@judyhowe2082
@judyhowe2082 2 роки тому
This pickle/tomato story has made me so happy...Stephen just took it to another level....lmao😂🤣
@RicoBurghFan
@RicoBurghFan 2 роки тому
Colbert's writers should win Emmys every year.
@primordialleftovers2197
@primordialleftovers2197 2 роки тому
That old lady should get $25,000 from Guinness World book of records for being the first person to engage in a military attack with a jar of pickled tomatoes and win!!!
@arcturionblade1077
@arcturionblade1077 2 роки тому
The stark contrast between electing a comedian (Zelensky) as president versus electing a clown (Trump and Putin) as president.
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 роки тому
That's an insult to actual clowns from the circus troops. I think the stark contrast between Zelenskyy and tRump/Putrid is emotional intelligence: one has enough to entertain us and have compassion for other fellow humans, while the other is what I like to call brain-damaged people... *IF* aforementioned emotional intelligence were more valued than logical intelligence (or whatever tf you call it). You gotta have a lot of empathy and know personal pain to be a good comedian.
@nickdemoura8588
@nickdemoura8588 2 роки тому
How was trump bad?
@seanpatrick1243
@seanpatrick1243 2 роки тому
The WSJ is the Fox newspaper. Murdoch owned propaganda.
@ohdear670
@ohdear670 2 роки тому
@@nickdemoura8588 Three words, January sixth insurrection.
@Bryan_178
@Bryan_178 2 роки тому
@@bkane573 Do you actually think anyone is going to click on your trumptard crap? 😆
@jean-francoisrobitaille6560
@jean-francoisrobitaille6560 2 роки тому
This is one of the best written opening monologue of a talk show ever...
@user-KrackerJack
@user-KrackerJack 2 роки тому
Mad respect for the people of Ukraine 🇺🇦
@adamgardiner5869
@adamgardiner5869 2 роки тому
"Cometh the hour, cometh the man". Zelensky is the man! Slava Ukraini!! 🇺🇦
@ianking9425
@ianking9425 2 роки тому
💙💛💙💛🇺🇦!!!
@Briggsby
@Briggsby 2 роки тому
Volodomy "Chad Mother-Fucking Thundercock" Zelensky. Please use his full name. The man earned it. Also send him wheelbarrows. He needs them to cart around his absolutely massive steel balls.
@utubefreshie
@utubefreshie 2 роки тому
Love that quote! Zelensky IS THE MAN!
@tsk028
@tsk028 2 роки тому
Heroiam Slava!
@daria1700
@daria1700 2 роки тому
Take him as a president than if you are so amazed of him!
@IkanisuShikari
@IkanisuShikari 2 роки тому
Man, those women are incredible. Massive props to them, and I pray they're reunited safely with their families when this is all over.
@ripadipaflipa4672
@ripadipaflipa4672 2 роки тому
Don’t piss Mom’s off!
@jeanneratterman4174
@jeanneratterman4174 2 роки тому
If mama ain’t happy ain’t nobody gonna be happy. Treat your mamma right. 👏👏👏❤️
@filonin2
@filonin2 2 роки тому
@@steveb6718 Yes, everything you said is pure propaganda bullshit, Ivan. Those rubles aren't buying you much, are they? Get rekt fascist.
@JohnDoe-jh5yr
@JohnDoe-jh5yr 2 роки тому
@@steveb6718 What you just said is Kremlin propaganda.
@pianorockers8190
@pianorockers8190 2 роки тому
@@steveb6718 CAP...
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 2 роки тому
That little girl melted my heart what an amazing child. ❤️❤️❤️💛💙💙💛
@TheCosmicPony
@TheCosmicPony 2 роки тому
That footage of the Ukrainian moms breaks my freaking heart. Taking their children to safety so they can come back and fight. 😔
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 2 роки тому
MADD: Mothers Against Deranged Dictators.
@WestZ
@WestZ 2 роки тому
🍻🥂
@AHersheyHere
@AHersheyHere 2 роки тому
How can they mention the “unfriendly countries” list and not mention how Putin accidentally recognized the independence of TAIWAN!
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому
Oh, the irony.
@JosephKano
@JosephKano 2 роки тому
Taiwan #1
@ojisankusai
@ojisankusai 2 роки тому
Oooh shit. I didn't notice that. If they wanted _any_ Chinese support or good will, it's totally gone now.
@ojisankusai
@ojisankusai 2 роки тому
@@TheGollyLlama Yeah, I don't think so. The "One China Policy" is _serious_ for the Chinese - no matter who you are. It's one of those foreign policy points that China will _never_ give concessions or passes to.
@ojisankusai
@ojisankusai 2 роки тому
@@TheGollyLlama Well, it's more like it depends on if the Chinese people are paying attention to it or not. The CCCP takes it very seriously, don't get me wrong, but _the people_ are the ones that really take the cake on this. They'll do absolutely anything and everything to make whomever says "Taiwan" regret it _immensely._ The CCCP absolutely wants to continue doing business with Russia, since it's trying to create a more US-independent economy. But they _will_ acquiesce to its people if they start calling for punishment. I'm extremely curious as to whether or not that "Unfriendly" list will actually be talked about on China's State-run media, as well as if it'll get through China's "Great Firewall".
@jdax21
@jdax21 2 роки тому
I'm so proud of the Ukrainian people. I pray they win this war and the rest of the world, including me, learns from their courage and kindness. I am Ukrainian at heart.
@Aluhcav
@Aluhcav 2 роки тому
They will, there is enough history to support that Russia played it's hand so early, that there isn't much else it can do. That, and the black wolf was spotted in Russia.
@jacquelineleitch7050
@jacquelineleitch7050 2 роки тому
I think that I want to hear more support for the Russian people against their fascist anti-intellectual anti-feminist anti-democratic ruling class. Trumpublicans.
@clairewhite5789
@clairewhite5789 2 роки тому
Your proud of actually neo Nazis?
@Aluhcav
@Aluhcav 2 роки тому
@@clairewhite5789 what are you talking about?
@oksanamazur2123
@oksanamazur2123 2 роки тому
@@jacquelineleitch7050 are you crazy to be sorry about that boneless nation that supports their mad ruler almost unanimously?
@EddyEssArt
@EddyEssArt 2 роки тому
7:48 These are some BADASS MOMMAS! I hope and pray they return safely to their children. SLAVA UKRAINE!
@helenalanser6463
@helenalanser6463 2 роки тому
Thank you, this was just what I needed, I'm laughing and crying at the same time. Those Ukranian people are so inspiring! Go women!
@channelavatar555
@channelavatar555 2 роки тому
Please repost this everywhere. Ukraine doesn't need any blankets or diapers. Medicine and medical equipment needed: 1. Tranexamic acid in ampoules (Hemotran, Gemoxan, Sangera, Tramix, Ugurol and analogues) 2. HEC solution (Gelofusin, Gekoven, Refortan, Refordez, Gekodez, Gelospan, Gemodez, Neogemodez, Tetraspan and analogues) 3. Intravenous catheters (canuns) 18G, 20G (green, pink) 4. Saline solution in plastic or polyethylene, volume from 400 ml 5. L-Lysine aescinat, ampoules 6. Keyver, Dexalgin, Ketolong and analogues in ampoules 7. Dicinon, Etamzilat in ampoules 8. Sterofundin, solution in plastic, volume from 400 ml 9. Reopoliglyukin or analogues, solution 10. Actovegin, ampoules 11. Cavinton, ampoules 2 ml 12. Captopress, Captopril 13. Harnesses-turnstiles: CAT GEN 7 (GEN 6), SOFT, SAM, SICH Ukraine - 10000 pcs 14. Occlusal stickers Halo Chest Seal and analogues - 5000 pcs 15. Hemostatic bandages QuikClot Combat Gauze and analogues - 5000 pcs 16. Burnshield Hydrogel anti-burn agents (tube, spray, packet, dressing) and analogues - 10,000 pcs. 17. Bandages Israeli Emergency Bandage and analogues, size 4", 6", 12" - 5000 pcs 18. Compact bags AMBU Pocket BVM Manual Resuscitator - 2000 pcs 19. Venous tourniquets NAR BOA IV-CONSTRICTING BAND 30-0009 - 2000 pcs 20. Medical tactical backpacks and bags - 2000 pcs. Write on the package: Tactical Medicine. Mail it to: Новая почта, г. Покровск (Донецкая область), отделение 1, 0676972593, Вячеслав Казаков (or New mail, Pokrovsk (Donetsk region), office 1, 0676972593, Vyacheslav Kazakov), By sending these medications, you will save life.
@evaklum8974
@evaklum8974 2 роки тому
BARILOCHE VILLA LA ANGOSTURA SAN MARTIN DE LOS ANDES USHUAIA A R G E N T I N A
@johndowner2196
@johndowner2196 2 роки тому
I well up with heartfelt tears when I see the bravery through hardship of the Ukraines ❤️🇺🇦✌️
@bobsheppard8773
@bobsheppard8773 2 роки тому
You should stand w/America the way you do w/ Ukraine. Liberal garbage
@johndowner2196
@johndowner2196 2 роки тому
@@bobsheppard8773 You should stand for the democratic freedom of choice. Conservatives hate that! If the USA was being invaded by a Dictator then I would support America more than I do now. Might be invaded internally in 2024 by your Autocratic Dictator! ✌️🇨🇦❤️🇺🇲
@pietrojenkins6901
@pietrojenkins6901 2 роки тому
Do you well up for Palestinians too? Nope , okay .
@aristophanesghost3839
@aristophanesghost3839 2 роки тому
@@bobsheppard8773 eat it, Red. You know? Like that Russian boot polish, and that cheap bronzer?
@emilytheesty7874
@emilytheesty7874 2 роки тому
This. This is a masterpiece. Thank you for making me laugh in a time where all I want to do is cry.
@stoffls
@stoffls 2 роки тому
Last week I had the impression this war was grinding you down, but with this monologue you showed us again, that laughter is the best weapon (except for tomatoes, this is).
@simgem
@simgem 2 роки тому
Seeing everyone from the little girl singing to the mommy militia to the tomato sniper really shows the resolve of the Ukrainian people. SLAVA UKRAINI! 🇺🇦🌻
@jessebianchi2631
@jessebianchi2631 2 роки тому
the tomato sniper may be propaganda but no one cares. it's already legendary. Hell, the entire Ukrainian saga is awe inspiring.
@ghostpiratelechuck2259
@ghostpiratelechuck2259 2 роки тому
When you put guns in civilian’s hands, they become combatants. This makes apartment blocks military targets. But I guess America is willing to fight Russia to the very last Ukrainian.
@heatherkingston1445
@heatherkingston1445 2 роки тому
@@ghostpiratelechuck2259 Ukraine doesn't have a large military force. What do you expect them to do, let Putin take their country? I'm no longer in the military and neither is my husband. We don't have much, but if Putin tried to come and take what's ours, you can bet your sweet ass I'm going to arm myself and defend it!
@Niinsa62
@Niinsa62 2 роки тому
@@ghostpiratelechuck2259 Actually no. When the civilians get guns, they are conscripts, and in the army. The apartment blocks where they used to live are still off limits. But you know this, as you are a Russian troll.
@ghostpiratelechuck2259
@ghostpiratelechuck2259 2 роки тому
@@Niinsa62 Russian eh? Pretty racist to assume my ethnicity based on one comment unrelated to my race or culture. Not when they are firing from populated civilian buildings and cities, you SHOULD know this. Have you not been paying attention to the last 70 years of insurgency tactics? The US just left Afghanistan a few months ago and it’s like you’ve completely forgotten how these combat strategies play out. Much like the first Russo-Afghan war, the US is more than happy to give military hardware to ideologues, rogue militias, corrupt govts, and women and children to throw themselves under the tracks of a professionally trained modern military. As long as it hurts the Russians and pads the accounts of weapons contractors, let the blood flow they say.
@tarielkaroldan4106
@tarielkaroldan4106 2 роки тому
Volodymyr Zelensky is what other world leaders want to be when they grow up
@immortalasirpa8199
@immortalasirpa8199 2 роки тому
Well said 💜
@dulcieparker7425
@dulcieparker7425 2 роки тому
@@steveb6718 A troll! i was wondering what happened to you all. a convention or just a meeting to regroup and now back to business!?
@marshamariner7897
@marshamariner7897 2 роки тому
Esp ONE in particular....bunker boy is NOTHING but a 0000 next to Zelinsky 🇺🇸🌍🌎💖🌹
@xpsxps1339
@xpsxps1339 2 роки тому
Maybe people finally understand how the politician/statesman is supposed to behave and conduct himself. When the war started, and he was suddenly everywhere, it made me consider why the heck is his former career so emphasized - like he would be some sort of amateur in the political field. It's such a fallacy! IMHO a great politician with the prospect of becoming a respected statesman only needs two qualities - intelligence and character. Intelligence guarantees the capacity to think, willingness to learn and grow, consider (all/long term) consequences, and capability of making (even the toughest) decisions. Character means the person will not run from the responsibility taken and will put the people he swore to protect - first. No doubt, President Zelensky possesses both - intelligence and character! (And perhaps, precisely that - slightly despected(sic!) comedian career - prepared nowadays Ukrainian president for the tough job he is doing today. Because don't get misled - intelligence and character are exactly what makes a comedian great and honored! Since it makes every person, in any profession and any relationship great and respected.) World, look, and look carefully because we haven't seen this quite for a while - A SITTING POLITICIAN WITH CHARACTER! Thank you Mr. President, Volodymyr Zelensky!
@flangekiwi
@flangekiwi 2 роки тому
@@xpsxps1339 Agree with everything you say. #TheWorldIsWatching *Would like to add that I voted for my current PM twice. She's leading us with character and integrity....through a terrorist attack, several natural disasters and a global pandemic. And she had her first child, in her first year as leader. She's been ridiculed and mocked by a riech-wing few in the media .... but she takes all the misogyny in her stride. I wish she didn't have to "cope" with the angry (mainly) men. But neither she nor I can kick them in the nuts, so it's a "grin and bear it" world: For women of integrity in public office. Democratic countries still have a long way to go. #StandWithUkraine
@ejames3349
@ejames3349 2 роки тому
This was such a funny (and always on point!) Colbert opening that I've had to re-watch it a few times! Just as funny with every viewing. Colbert and his writers are tops! Thank you for the laughs when they are most needed.
@foxy_shpitz
@foxy_shpitz Рік тому
man I was LOLing. Greatings from Ukraine!
@fioreariadne
@fioreariadne 2 роки тому
When you realize that Ukraine grandmas have more courage and spine than 3/4 of US Congress 😳
@tobiramasenju6290
@tobiramasenju6290 2 роки тому
To be fair 3/4ths of congress is like 80 years old 😂 (Edit) geesh yall it was just a joke
@zacrl1230
@zacrl1230 2 роки тому
@@tobiramasenju6290 The grandma was like 72. What's your point?
@fioreariadne
@fioreariadne 2 роки тому
@@tobiramasenju6290 so are the Ukrainian grandmas, maybe even older 🤷‍♀️
@margarettickle9659
@margarettickle9659 2 роки тому
Watch out for their Frisbee cookies.
@tsk028
@tsk028 2 роки тому
@@tobiramasenju6290 isn't it ironic that a bunch of people clicking to watch a comedy clip have little or no sense of humour? Anyway, don't feel bad about it. For what it's worth i got the joke and i laughed. Cheers man.
@KaraZiasapiens
@KaraZiasapiens 2 роки тому
I don't think I've ever seen a video that made me feel so pumped to be a woman, lol. SLAVA UKRAINI!
@tsk028
@tsk028 2 роки тому
HEROIAM SLAVA!
@brendaholiday2634
@brendaholiday2634 2 роки тому
You would feel pumped to be associated with the Azov Battalion? Cause they are the ones who organized the Babushka battalion. SMH
@KaraZiasapiens
@KaraZiasapiens 2 роки тому
@@brendaholiday2634 Is it getting cold in Russia? Or are you in Belarus?
@michaelsullivan3549
@michaelsullivan3549 2 роки тому
it's just marketing crap by putting women in the spotlight, the reality is that 99.99% of the people in the fight are Ukrainian men only. Why do you think the Ukrainian president signed a decree that men can't leave the country and not women?
@abavariannormiepleb9470
@abavariannormiepleb9470 2 роки тому
But… haven’t you seen “The 355” ;)
@FumikoNobuoka
@FumikoNobuoka 2 роки тому
If this conflict has taught us anything, it’s that there are a strong bunch of women out there who honestly make me proud. Also… How does Jon always manage to be the fliest cat in the room?
@frankkk855
@frankkk855 2 роки тому
This conflict has taught us something, wahmen running away like cowards. While, love how some media manipulates to skew in favour of wahmen. Men are waking up to ur hypocrisy
@lynnbushell9312
@lynnbushell9312 2 роки тому
The Ukraine president is a glowing example of the power a real person can wield. He grew up without politics or privilege, hence, he knows what his country really needs. He is my hero.
@kunperro
@kunperro 2 роки тому
Are y drunk?
@londonjones4944
@londonjones4944 2 роки тому
wth
@dariadelavar9732
@dariadelavar9732 2 роки тому
Its Ukraine, not the Ukraine... Please 🙏
@lynnbushell9312
@lynnbushell9312 2 роки тому
@@dariadelavar9732 Sorry you thought my using "the" was a reason to respond to my thoughts. But, how would the sentence work without "The". I'm happy to be corrected.
@anitapodsudek8041
@anitapodsudek8041 Рік тому
pathetic
@lesbw356
@lesbw356 2 роки тому
Bless the men and women fighting for their country….the Ukraine 🇺🇦
@raulbuster3152
@raulbuster3152 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jV2BYaqPZ2qQrXU.html
@steveb6718
@steveb6718 2 роки тому
so, when the Ukraine gov murdered 13 000 of its own civilians, who was praying then? when the Ukraine gov built for the USA 10+ biological warfare labs, who was praying then? when the Ukraine president took billions and built himself a huge villa in Florida, who was praying then? this is pure propaganda bullshit!
@drunkengamer1977
@drunkengamer1977 2 роки тому
@@steveb6718 nice BS comrade are you going to tell me the earth's flat too?
@IRLTheGreatZarquon
@IRLTheGreatZarquon 2 роки тому
FYI: it's just "Ukraine", not "the Ukraine". Russia calls it "the Ukraine" in order to refer to it's former status as a Soviet state.
@lesbw356
@lesbw356 2 роки тому
@@IRLTheGreatZarquon apologies
@zainabaldeen1703
@zainabaldeen1703 2 роки тому
Hats off to Colbert's writing team for creating this comedy gem out of a very bleak and dark situation without offending anyone. Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 роки тому
Well, without offending anyone not named Vladimir Putin...
@zainabaldeen1703
@zainabaldeen1703 2 роки тому
@@MonkeyJedi99 Sure ...👍🏻
@judeirwin2222
@judeirwin2222 2 роки тому
It offends me. Making light of suffering and aggression is his daily bread, but a lot of it is frivolous crap.
@zainabaldeen1703
@zainabaldeen1703 2 роки тому
@@judeirwin2222 Making light of a very dark situation is a defence mechanism that human resort to when things are very grim to help them cope. I speak from a personal experience being an Iraqi myself who lived in Baghdad during two wars.
@iwanaknowe2380
@iwanaknowe2380 2 роки тому
I usually wait til the end to “like,” and I would have pushed it at least three or four times by the end. Well done, Sir.
@GigiTupas
@GigiTupas 2 роки тому
😂😂😂 You’re the best, Stephen! alternatively laughed and cried! 💕 Overall, continuously INSPIRED BY THE COURAGEOUS UKRAINIANS. We pray and we do our little ways of helping you. Glory to Ukraine! 💕🙏🏼
@Lukex29
@Lukex29 2 роки тому
Yep I also admire patriots who want strong borders just like the Ukrainians ;)
@catc8927
@catc8927 2 роки тому
The men in the Ukrainian Territorial Defense are true gentlemen. They went through the trouble of sourcing flowers in a war and then delivering them to a bomb shelter!
@stephenwedderburn9307
@stephenwedderburn9307 2 роки тому
I'll bet there's tons of stuff like this going on that we don't hear.
@vancouverviking4652
@vancouverviking4652 2 роки тому
Cat C is fucking clueless
@yowie369
@yowie369 2 роки тому
@@vancouverviking4652 sure Dimitri
@brienboru7203
@brienboru7203 2 роки тому
@DPG maybe, maybe not, but one thing is sure, a lot of your Russian boys ain't coming home
@AlexaOleksa
@AlexaOleksa 2 роки тому
Not only that, some guys from Territorial defense gave out chocolates to women who passed their blockposts☺️ i was one of them)) it made my day)
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 2 роки тому
Am praying for the brave and courageous people of Ukraine. You are truly an inspiration to the world.
@reginaromsey
@reginaromsey 2 роки тому
Keep up the donations too!
@whitesandandreef4919
@whitesandandreef4919 2 роки тому
Prayers does nothing. God left man eons ago.
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
Support Ukraine by, facing higher gas prices with a smile, combine shipping trips, work from home or car pool, turn down thermostat one degree and hot water heater. Side note, we only get 3% of our oil from Russia, we produce 83% here at home, the bulk of imported come from Canada and Mexico. US oil companies made 147 billion in profit last year despite the pandemic. Price gouging anyone.
@martavinnedge2477
@martavinnedge2477 2 роки тому
God did NOT leave man eons ago. Prayer DOES indeed help. You will see...
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 2 роки тому
@@martavinnedge2477 Yes absolutely.
@elba19
@elba19 2 роки тому
Thank you Mr Colbert for this Brilliant comic relief, this war is horrific, I just lost a dear friend, been crying for a week and you managed to make me burst out laughing, many times... God save Zelinsky, and Glory to Ukraine
@elba19
@elba19 2 роки тому
@james R karolchyk No, totally unrelated, he died of cancer
@mysunnybird
@mysunnybird 2 роки тому
Stephen, you were just fantastic in this video. Thank You.
@foppishdilletaunt9911
@foppishdilletaunt9911 2 роки тому
If only the 2016 electoral college had elected a comedian instead of a clown.
@xpsxps1339
@xpsxps1339 2 роки тому
They couldn't - the comedian makes them scarier than the clown:-(.
@rustyreturns9754
@rustyreturns9754 2 роки тому
“No fry zone” was priceless. Thanks for a smile in this awful time.
@OriginalMicycle
@OriginalMicycle 2 роки тому
As a Canadian I want assure everyone that we take being put on the "Unfriendly" list extremely seriously and elite units are responding with birthday cakes, hot cocoa and VHS tapes of Barney & Friends. This egregious insult on our national identity will not go unanswered!
@booksandyarniness
@booksandyarniness 2 роки тому
As a fellow Canadian, I feel like VHS tapes of Barney and Friends might be a step too far. Surely Barney should be saved for the interrogation room.
@xanmontes8715
@xanmontes8715 6 місяців тому
Holy fuck you guys, can you keep the war crimes to a minimum? How about instead of Barney you have the Teletubbies do the interrogating? Maybe red one? Cause *dramatic trumpets* No one expects the spanish inquisition!!
@duanemcguffey9483
@duanemcguffey9483 2 роки тому
OMG, Stephen. You are a warm blanket and comforting hug during a crisis. I have to admit I haven't craved your humorous insight as much as this since you-know-who left office. Thank you. Thank you for your optimism and your (yes) informative journalism in these scary times.
@Hunter_Brandon
@Hunter_Brandon 2 роки тому
He’s a comedian not a journalist.
@crustycobs2669
@crustycobs2669 2 роки тому
It is hard to find humor in this time, but sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying. Power to the people of Ukraine, a very brave and decent example to humankind
@owenmersk4626
@owenmersk4626 2 роки тому
And the people of Yemen and Ethiopia and Palestine, even though right wing liberals never talk about them!
@cathywethington5913
@cathywethington5913 2 роки тому
Owen Mersk, There's no such thing as a right wing liberal.
@JosephKano
@JosephKano 2 роки тому
@@owenmersk4626 is that like calling Nazis socialists or something? You seem confused, please see a health professional about checks for dementia. Early intervention is key in maintaining long term capability.
@Maya_Pinion
@Maya_Pinion 2 роки тому
@@evermoreart Dang, u got it....👍
@mikhailvladislav8294
@mikhailvladislav8294 2 роки тому
@@owenmersk4626 who cares about them? They don't matter. This is EUROPE!
@Textile_Courtesan
@Textile_Courtesan 2 роки тому
I was actually upset that Stephen had subpar vetting about the woman who took down the drone but I was happy he made the corrections. To follow up, she went downstairs to the street and finished off the drone she knocked down by stomping on it.
@Normie_Normalson
@Normie_Normalson 2 роки тому
and then everyone clapped
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens 2 роки тому
@@Normie_Normalson Are you trying to be as pathetic as humanly possible, or is it a happy coincidence? Go on, tell that lady she's a liar. I'm sure she's already got the preserves with your name on them.
@insomniacryan9916
@insomniacryan9916 2 роки тому
@@Normie_Normalson Well, yeah. Did you not hear them?
@evaklum8974
@evaklum8974 2 роки тому
@@insomniacryan9916 SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW A R G E N T I N A
@Valen_Wolf
@Valen_Wolf 2 роки тому
And I heard she then cleaned up the broken glass as well! 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦
@tjmiron2203
@tjmiron2203 2 роки тому
The writing team are in top form...Great monologue great show! You rock, Steve!
@ruthsikorski5495
@ruthsikorski5495 2 роки тому
Ok that tomato monologue was the best ever. Laughed my heart out.
@ryanducharme7505
@ryanducharme7505 2 роки тому
That’s priceless, a jar of pickled tomatoes took out a Russian drone. Right fricken on man, Hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😁😁😁😆😆😆😆😆 Go Baba Go, Go Granny Go 🇺🇦🇨🇦
@blackdemonknight
@blackdemonknight 2 роки тому
It really says how bad the Russuian milatary equipment is if that takes down a drone XD
@domi9146
@domi9146 2 роки тому
Not just any pickled tomatoes 😄 pickled tomatoes with plums apparantly 🤣🤣🤣 that woman was on another level 🤣🤣
@noone-ug8eg
@noone-ug8eg 2 роки тому
@@blackdemonknight or how dumb you have to believe it
@vickidash-slesinski746
@vickidash-slesinski746 2 роки тому
Remember that Moms have eyes in the back of their heads which in this case is an extra weapon. I told my kids and grandkids that when a woman gives birth to her first child she grows eyes in the back of her head. Ladies in the Ukrainian Army, as a mom and an Army veteran I’ll be praying for you in this important mission.
@barbargetsinger3855
@barbargetsinger3855 2 роки тому
I will be praying for each and every person in Ukrainian
@evaklum8974
@evaklum8974 2 роки тому
BARILOCHE VILLA LA ANGOSTURA SAN MARTIN DE LOS ANDES USHUAIA A R G E N T I N A
@evaklum8974
@evaklum8974 2 роки тому
@@barbargetsinger3855 SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW A R G E N T I N A
@camillepotter9580
@camillepotter9580 2 роки тому
Man, you and your writer's are really on point tonight! Thank you! You must really have fun sharing the news. We are blessed!
@Landelutt
@Landelutt 2 роки тому
That girl made me cry 😭 Haven't cried in a decade.
@MikeWilsonn
@MikeWilsonn 2 роки тому
Zelensky is everything in real life that putin tried to be his entire life
@zizinnnn
@zizinnnn 2 роки тому
and for that he’ll go even crazier
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 2 роки тому
I'm not sure Putin ever wanted to be a good ruler, or even a patriot.
@stuartmunro2474
@stuartmunro2474 2 роки тому
Putin turned the US President - he must have felt like the God of FSB guys. Not so good at military planning and logistics - or diplomacy for that matter.
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 2 роки тому
@@stuartmunro2474 yeah I'm thinking it's either overinflated ego or a stroke that gave us this fiasco of an invasion.
@stuartmunro2474
@stuartmunro2474 2 роки тому
@@TheNefastor Biden and the EU had something to do with it. If Ukraine had wobbled, Putin would've got away with it.
@reddog6256
@reddog6256 2 роки тому
People often forget that most comedians are super intelligent people.
@paulwillems1656
@paulwillems1656 2 роки тому
I takes a bit of ingenious to connect dots between everyday things and to be able to convey the humor in it to others.
@tressacaperton8051
@tressacaperton8051 2 роки тому
Those were some phenomenal jokes! Thanks for the laugh during these terrible times!
@carolmacdonald9476
@carolmacdonald9476 2 роки тому
One of the best monologues I've seen!
@QueenD75172
@QueenD75172 2 роки тому
Grandma with the pickled tomatoes is my hero!!!! ❤️
@dubginkxx
@dubginkxx 2 роки тому
On this international Womans Day ....SALUTE to that group of Mothers turned Soldiers...and SALUTE to the Mothers fleeing with their children..may the strength of God carry you thru this 🌻❤
@sassykitty292
@sassykitty292 2 роки тому
Amen!!
@TheNefastor
@TheNefastor 2 роки тому
Even the women are fighting. You can't conquer a country of 40 million where everyone wants to kill you.
@sharitaranovich2924
@sharitaranovich2924 2 роки тому
The Grandmothers tryting and insisting the soldiers to take the sunflower 🌻 seeds . They are also unfortunately pawns in his end game. The Mothers having to clutch an infant to their breast, how can we not help?!
@adampage73
@adampage73 2 роки тому
It is today because of the 1917 February Revolution (julian calendar causes confusion there)
@nancygodsey8312
@nancygodsey8312 2 роки тому
If Momma ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy.
@rikukeyblademaster1575
@rikukeyblademaster1575 2 роки тому
I guess you could say the drone landed itself in quite a pickle! LOL
@HelloWorldBeHappy
@HelloWorldBeHappy 2 роки тому
Best ever!!! Excellent! Bravo! 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 I hope to get the tickets to your show in April!
@immortalasirpa8199
@immortalasirpa8199 2 роки тому
Writers were in amazing form tonight! The wordplay in this monologue is off the charts. Pretty spectacular. Twelve minutes of nonstop intellectual funny. What makes Colbert great 💜
@jessaminecarrell5376
@jessaminecarrell5376 2 роки тому
Double double ditto !!!
@herminaescamilla8537
@herminaescamilla8537 2 роки тому
U need to Catch n Watch Seth Meyers Show his Closer Look is Totally Amazing too..Right on Mark for Sure!!
@moniqm3607
@moniqm3607 2 роки тому
@Jon Thor FFS!!! STOP SPAMMING EVERYONE'S COMMENTS WITH THIS SUSPICIOUS LOOKING LINK! 😤 🤷‍♀️
@snowman300
@snowman300 2 роки тому
It amazes me what they can do each day, especially when there’s such difficult and tragic news to process. Somehow they make us laugh while being respectful
@karankapoor2701
@karankapoor2701 2 роки тому
If you think this is funny then congratulations on proving how big of a clown you are ✌️
@Odysseus38
@Odysseus38 2 роки тому
Not gonna lie that transition from phone camera to TV camera was enough to win a war right there
@hollymurrison1562
@hollymurrison1562 2 роки тому
well done STEPHEN. i think that's one of your best yet.
@alvareza21able
@alvareza21able 2 роки тому
Brilliant set. Bravo
@TheAto2000
@TheAto2000 2 роки тому
I admire how Colbert is spending a lot of his nightly opening segment covering the Ukrainian war- especially in a positive light.I knew a Ukrainian woman who celebrated Women's Day
@moniqm3607
@moniqm3607 2 роки тому
@Jon Thor STOP SPAMMING!!! You could at least explain what this link is to & about!...
@nataljamilani491
@nataljamilani491 2 роки тому
No THE before Ukraine please
@ktiffany5904
@ktiffany5904 2 роки тому
@@nataljamilani491 not "the Ukraine", but "the war"
@fionaanderson5796
@fionaanderson5796 2 роки тому
@@moniqm3607 just report it instead of bumping up its algorithms.
@josephgately2378
@josephgately2378 2 роки тому
Lol. He is just so gracious and wonderful for giving us the news!Who thought that anything could be more important than talking about Trump 24/7.
@starrdust13
@starrdust13 2 роки тому
Praying for that beautiful little girl and Ukraine💛💙
@michaelwallace3858
@michaelwallace3858 2 роки тому
Writers were on it today! Good work guys and girls!
@mariyavesna2074
@mariyavesna2074 Рік тому
Thank you so much for speaking about us
@anothorestes
@anothorestes 2 роки тому
The woman interviewed with the flowers is an amazing person and has a youtube channel. She is a journalist, mom, and tour guide, and her channel is called WHAT IS UKRAINE. She has been posting incredibly honest and emotional daily updates since the start of the war. Please subscribe (ideally please link to her in the description of this video), she is staying in Kyiv and her husband is in the territorial defense force. One of my best friends is her neighbor, but he got his family out of the city. Glad to see Olena getting some deserved exposure.
@janinewetzler5037
@janinewetzler5037 2 роки тому
Would you put her link here in a reply to your comment ? I typed 'What Is Ukraine' into the search bar as well as it's a youtube channel, but was overloaded with regular news videos.
@swilson5320
@swilson5320 2 роки тому
Filter by channel
@michaelhughes9278
@michaelhughes9278 2 роки тому
here is the link to her channel for those that are interested. ukposts.info
@MsAabbo
@MsAabbo 2 роки тому
I've been watching her as well and hope thousands subscribe to her channel.
@ktiffany5904
@ktiffany5904 2 роки тому
@@michaelhughes9278 thanks for the link.
@laurennya494
@laurennya494 2 роки тому
Leave it to Stephen to make us smile in dark times.
@whitesandandreef4919
@whitesandandreef4919 2 роки тому
That's cuz Steve makes 15M a year...no matter what happens. I can make those light and fluffy jokes too, if I had that comfort 😁
@blueredbrick
@blueredbrick 2 роки тому
@@whitesandandreef4919 Maybe start a youtube channel, the world could use more humor right now.
@adamtzsch
@adamtzsch 2 роки тому
@@whitesandandreef4919 A lot of humour is born of adversity. Tell us a joke.
@foxy_shpitz
@foxy_shpitz Рік тому
All of your videos and jokes it is a pure true. thanks that you tell to americans who the ukrainians are
@user-od9iz9cv1w
@user-od9iz9cv1w 2 роки тому
Best monologue ever. You have me crying and laughing all at once.
@amymorris2341
@amymorris2341 2 роки тому
One of the best monologues in a while, and a great finish! Kudos to the people of Ukraine for staying strong!
@mattevans-koch9353
@mattevans-koch9353 2 роки тому
Every time Stephen does Joe I totally crack up. Love Stephen, love Joe. Go Ukraine!
@moniqm3607
@moniqm3607 2 роки тому
@Jon Thor what's with the suspicious link in everyone's comment thread!!? You could at least explain what it is to... 🤷‍♀️
@pabloni1117
@pabloni1117 2 роки тому
@@moniqm3607 they're bots. Just ignore them
@SerenityPeaceTree
@SerenityPeaceTree 2 роки тому
On FIRE tonight!! 🔥🔥🔥 Love all the puns - thank you
@user-sb5gq7oo5k
@user-sb5gq7oo5k Рік тому
I will prove my English and mood with this show! 😄👍🏻 Thank you from Ukraine 💚🙏🏻
@auntiquek2845
@auntiquek2845 2 роки тому
Normally,,,, I hate Food Fights. But “YES, I CAN” has a whole new meaning now❣️
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 2 роки тому
I love this comment!
@peterslegers6121
@peterslegers6121 2 роки тому
:D
@sarahr4471
@sarahr4471 2 роки тому
Best comment! 😂🤣
@tanyasharadamba1264
@tanyasharadamba1264 2 роки тому
❤️
@majbrat
@majbrat 2 роки тому
The No Fry Zone joke almost wrote itself. Always clever.
@user-nf8ew2hv1m
@user-nf8ew2hv1m Рік тому
Дякую вам за чудові відео, за підтримку! Ваші слова зігрівають серце. Дуже рада, що нас підтримує така кількість людей :) Передаю привіт з України! Слава Україні! Thank you for the wonderful videos, for your support! Your words warm your heart. I am very glad that so many people support us :) Greetings from Ukraine! Glory to Ukraine!
@cliffsandifer3877
@cliffsandifer3877 Рік тому
Pryvit >I visited Ukraine before war 2015. Slava Ukraine Bravo.
@brevedad1
@brevedad1 11 місяців тому
Nazis
@TheZsuzsana
@TheZsuzsana 2 роки тому
That was an awesome monologue. Thank you.
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL 2 роки тому
It would be really cool if Zelensky becomes a guest on Stephen Colbert show after Ukraine is done with Russia that would be awesome. Awwwwwww that Ukrainian girl is so cute 🥰🥰🥰 👧🏼👧🏼👧🏼😍
@navandozer
@navandozer 2 роки тому
Hopefully after all this gets resolved, the rest of the world will take note of how a former comedian can lead his people like a freakin ancient Greek hero. Imagine a future where career politicians don't exist, but average people who stepped up to the plate are instead leading and taking care of the people ... you know, like how it's supposed to be.
@eroraf8637
@eroraf8637 2 роки тому
Cincinnatus. You want Cincinnatus.
@adamtzsch
@adamtzsch 2 роки тому
@@Inaflap Edgy. Shouldn’t you be at school?
@DanielsPolitics1
@DanielsPolitics1 2 роки тому
@InaFlap you know the trolls are getting paid in roubles as well now, right?
@susanfarley1332
@susanfarley1332 2 роки тому
@@Inaflap you are a silly Russian troll who is getting paid worthless rubles.
@Master_Petes_Theater
@Master_Petes_Theater 2 роки тому
@@Inaflap Russia is inciting hatred toward itself. Ukraine shouldn't allow country with hostile intentions to subdue its own. Bullies who are permitted the latitude and discretion to attack folks soon seek other victims and the cycle continues. If Putin succeeds, Poland and the Baltic states are next. Neville Chamberlain found out that appeasing Hitler was illusory. The Sudetenland, Danzig and Czechoslovakia, among others, were sacrificed in the name of "peace". And, as anyone knows who has read European history, those sacrifices emboldened Hitler to seek further conquests, thus ushering in WWII. Putin and his sycophants couldn't care less about the lives of Ukrainians and the average Russian soldier. It's no surprise that his opponents wish he'd end his life. Putin is acting like a spoiled little brat who's playing a game that he's losing. He seems willing to overturn the game board by wreaking total, and possibly nuclear, war to destroy everything. If he does, millions of innocent soldiers and civilians will perish due to one egotistical megalomaniac's desire to annex Ukraine in his quest to resurrect the territorial claims of the old Soviet Union. Putin set his sights on re-unifying the current sovereign nations that composed the old USSR ever since he assumed high office in 1999. Russia annexed Crimea in 2014. Wishing Ukraine the best and the ability to withstand the assault. I hope Ukraine considers reciprocating this invasion with a quid-pro-quo bombing of Belarus and the Kremlin, too. Belarus deserves it for offering Putin a welcome mat to aid him in encircling Ukraine. Say "nyet" to the Russian invaders! Support brave President Zelenskyy and his stalwart people! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
@timothywayne3813
@timothywayne3813 2 роки тому
"No Fry Zone". Never saw it coming.
@mikevanderman2727
@mikevanderman2727 Рік тому
Jajajaja I imagine even Putin laughed at that "if you're looking for this comedian" part jajajajajaja
@arenc5619
@arenc5619 2 роки тому
If there’s anything that I’ve learned from Ukraine is that Americans talk tough about patriotism, Ukrainians are living their patriotism out. The face of democracy is not the US, it’s Zelensky and his citizenry.
@phoenix79
@phoenix79 2 роки тому
So true!
@Hooyahfish
@Hooyahfish 2 роки тому
I’m 100% certain that if the USA got invaded there would be tens of millions of people fighting in the streets.
@Hooyahfish
@Hooyahfish 2 роки тому
@@tiredbird471 yeah that’s right, he decommissioned two irreplaceable spy planes. But there’s no possible way Russia could invade the USA. Every inch of the USA is covered by radar.
@phoenix79
@phoenix79 2 роки тому
@@tiredbird471 the orange turd made a huge mess. Do you think it can come to a point that people there will unite regardless of which political party they favor?
@heather2418
@heather2418 2 роки тому
@@phoenix79 If we were invaded? Hell yes. Otherwise....for the foreseeable future...hell no. Perhaps in the next generation or two.
@13katecoombs
@13katecoombs 2 роки тому
I don't usually like puns, but Stephen's pickle jokes got me! And I find joy in picturing the woman downing a drone with a jar of pickles. Edited: AND his tomato jokes!
@peggywoods4327
@peggywoods4327 2 роки тому
Those pickle puns were spectacular! And yeah I picture some middle aged woman lobbing that jar whilst shouting "hey Russian drone, go f@(
@teresalegler2777
@teresalegler2777 2 роки тому
Ahh, Tomatoes!!!
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr 2 роки тому
the yankees could use that arm... just saying.
@ldbarthel
@ldbarthel 2 роки тому
Apparently, after knocking it out of the air with the pickled tomatoes (and plums), she went outside and proceeded to stomp on it to be sure it was no longer working.
@13katecoombs
@13katecoombs 2 роки тому
@@ldbarthel Ha! I was wondering about that.
@amazingsupergirl7125
@amazingsupergirl7125 2 роки тому
This is the most outrageous war we’ve ever had. Go ladies! ❤️🤟🏻🇺🇦🇺🇸
@inhha
@inhha 2 роки тому
The funniest bit in this clip is maestro Batiste's slightly baffled reaction noise after he gets the cuc' joke slightly late 😂
@lmena5696
@lmena5696 2 роки тому
When Zelensky said he needed ammunition, not a ride.... That's the comedian speaking.... Remember, Putin was a taxi driver after the Iron Curtain fell.
@xpsxps1339
@xpsxps1339 2 роки тому
If he just stayed there:-(!
@batgurrl
@batgurrl 2 роки тому
President Zalensky is a true hero and the people of The Ukraine are acting heroically. Their strength is stupendous and inspirational.
@raulbuster3152
@raulbuster3152 2 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jV2BYaqPZ2qQrXU.html
@robertpearce4316
@robertpearce4316 2 роки тому
To bad Biden is the complete opposite
@steveb6718
@steveb6718 2 роки тому
so, when the Ukraine gov murdered 13 000 of its own civilians, who was praying then? when the Ukraine gov built for the USA 10+ biological warfare labs, who was praying then? when the Ukraine president took billions and built himself a huge villa in Florida, who was praying then? this is pure propaganda bullshit!
@Eline_Meijer
@Eline_Meijer 2 роки тому
True hero? Let me remind you that he helped trump to dig dirt on the clintons
@daemenoth
@daemenoth 2 роки тому
yeah it is inspirational and the way a leader should act. can you imagine former president troompa loompa doing anything that brave?
@earth_295
@earth_295 2 роки тому
"...and let me tell ya, Jackov" lmao
@andrewhuesca7137
@andrewhuesca7137 2 роки тому
Hi super pumped, on showtime, thank you for the support
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