Ultimate Fighting Goes to the Next Level - Key & Peele
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5 років томуTwo ultimate fighters make their case for why they’re going to win the big match, but one of them clearly takes it more seriously than the other.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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@Rorschach003 11 місяців тому
There’s nothing scarier than a man who desperately doesn’t want to kill you but knows he has to
@rodricensi5788 11 місяців тому
he is crying for him and all Lol
@killeanmcchesney5138 10 місяців тому
And “was sent by god” to do it hahahaha
@jamesbelleza5377 10 місяців тому
Nothing is scarier than the man/men who defeated Paulo
@slvtre6728 10 місяців тому
@@jamesbelleza5377 dq. He murdered them
@jessearana 10 місяців тому
He is but Gods instrument! If God wants that Man dead....then he WILL die!
@altaccount8133 4 роки тому
His 2 losses were from jesus and god
@doylustheboy 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@andrewjackson5295 3 роки тому
LMFAO!!!!!
@andrewjackson5295 3 роки тому
IM WHEEZING
@donwanna3906 3 роки тому
Hasn't fought the Holy Spirit yet.
@youngsumma 3 роки тому
@@donwanna3906 rumor has it he lost that one too by rear naked choke
@smnoy23 11 місяців тому
Best part of this sketch is that Paulo also seems horrified by what he must do
@ARC5 9 місяців тому
how can you be horrified by doing god's work?
@timtim6373 8 місяців тому
“ I don’t enjoy killing people, but when done righteously it’s just a choir like any other, and practiced hands make for easy work” -some crazy Mormon guy with bandages on his face
@williamwinder5011 8 місяців тому
@@ARC5because sometimes what god asks of us isn't easy. But the work must be done.
@seankelly378 8 місяців тому
@@ARC5when God asked abraham to sacrafice isaac. He was horrified
@WTFisTingispingis 6 місяців тому
@@ARC5ask literally anybody who God told to do stuff in the Old Testament.
@Joesire 11 місяців тому
"Then you're family will gather around the hospital bed to see... The NEW Derek." That was crazy as hell! 😅😅😅
@dominicdevore2570 10 місяців тому
“Gods lessons, are beautiful”😂
@brandontaylor3874 9 місяців тому
"yeah I quit" me
@Dontwatch7556 8 місяців тому
I thought he said "gather around to see The New Day"😅 Even funnier now that I know he says "The New Derek"😂.
@andrewsmith3257 5 місяців тому
This skit goes so hard!! 😅
@OcarinaOfTime 3 місяці тому
Now that was loco !
@DeesonJame 2 роки тому
Fight cancelled. Derek has opened his heart to the Lord.
@checkmyplaylist1695 2 роки тому
Yeah literally.lmao
@bushidotestu1997 2 роки тому
And it is bloody
@aldrinmercado3475 2 роки тому
The family has seen the new derick
@kadei7117 2 роки тому
Literally and metaphorically
@Peta_CHAD69 2 роки тому
All it took was a medically induced coma.
@PassionYetPeace 3 роки тому
For anyone wondering about his two losses, it's very simple. If you kill your opponent, you get disqualified.
@aotearoa24-79 3 роки тому
I thought he lost against Jesus and God.
@4skin595 3 роки тому
Stolen lol
@abdulfatahmohamoud1146 3 роки тому
@@aotearoa24-79 you've used "and " between God and jessus. It means tirinity is a false teaching , how can 3 can be 1 !!!?
@denusklausen3685 3 роки тому
@@abdulfatahmohamoud1146 the Christians believe that the holy spirit, Jesus and God is the same being, and the explanation is its possible because God is omnipotent and can be three beings at once. Just like the Muslims explain how Muhammad, a person who couldn't read or write was able to read and write the Quran through the powers of Gabriel and God. When talking about someone as almighty as God we can't use earthly logic.
@quektaker6110 3 роки тому
I get where you're going with the joke but this isn't true
@Nattysimms Рік тому
“When you eat through plastic tube” had me crying! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lawrencer908 Рік тому
that shit is hilarious I be cracking up
@MkfMtr Рік тому
Had him crying too
@kestonjones9568 Рік тому
😂😂😂 OMG
@BrawndoQC Рік тому
That's one of Key best performance ever lol. Everything is perfect.
@pedagogiadacultura4699 Рік тому
kkkkkkkkkk!!!
@calowenby1654 6 місяців тому
The fact that Derek gets more and more terrified every time he shows up and Paulo gets more and more devoted to his cause cracks me up every time.
@user-wp5qo6qg7q 3 місяці тому
same lol
@KindredEmotions 4 роки тому
"I will torture his body, so that his soul learns to be humble." is one of the coldest lines I've heard in a long time. I love it.
@lagosfury5142 4 роки тому
Facts,,as soon as he started talking I was crying!!,lol
@JayCeePea 4 роки тому
That line was epic, LoL.
@dannypqliar8763 4 роки тому
That's basically Khabib hahaha!
@4thAndGoalSports 4 роки тому
That was deap
@slinkyatrest 4 роки тому
This went to a dark place
@jamaicafox Рік тому
Key's tears whilest explaining paralyzing Peele took me out 🤣🤣.
@6o66y Рік тому
Same!
@tommy-tandhisbeautifulgirls 11 місяців тому
Lmmfaooooooo
@danielhopkins2277 9 місяців тому
Kinda like Tyson... "I cried before fights because I was pretty scared, and by being scared, I’m really going to do something bad to this guy that his family is not going to like. Then, I’m going to be really guilty and feel bad at the end.”
@rickdeckard1075 8 місяців тому
his messed up left eye, staring out into space was the best part, amazing how he does that on command
@ForrestPump 7 місяців тому
"When you eat through plastic tube" 😂😂😂
@iggyschekelburger5023 Рік тому
That's not even a parody, that's literally what UFC promos are like
@PrimoSchnevi Рік тому
Yeah the "God chose me shit" reminded be of Khabib vs. Connor, alhamdullilah :D
@kontorukun3790 Рік тому
@@PrimoSchnevi but he beat the shit out of Conor
@PrimoSchnevi Рік тому
@@kontorukun3790 and?
@johnvito222 Рік тому
Yoel Romero was out there knocking dudes into oblivion and talking about Jesus right after. This is only a slight exaggeration.
@erzem421 Рік тому
@@kontorukun3790 But Connor Made Khabib
@MegaSavvis Рік тому
I love that the threats to squeeze his lungs and torture his body didn't alarm him, but the constant references to God tipped him off that the guy was crazy.
@outstretchedwings 11 місяців тому
I think up until this point, I think he just dismissed it as trash talking.
@shaylane5013 10 місяців тому
@@outstretchedwingsYeah, once you start talking all holy, that’s symptoms of crazy.
@MADARA66613 10 місяців тому
Once the dude gets holy/crazy, the rules change
@ryanrogers8211 9 місяців тому
Talking about God is not crazy although it was shown that way in this skit. Too bad they can't honor God and instead try to trash the Lord.
@MADARA66613 9 місяців тому
@@ryanrogers8211 Talking about God is not crazy, but when the dude starts talking about being God's instrument to beat the shit out of someone, you can be pretty sure he is indeed crazy
@3fl1ppp 4 роки тому
This man doesnt kill people, he "sets them free". 😂
@TheShowOff2I 4 роки тому
ctac408 gaming He teaches them what they need to learn
@hrishikesh12341 4 роки тому
Lmao 😂😆
@bubbaj456-2 3 роки тому
Devin Brown I bet its a Batman Arkham city reference. Victor Zasz says that.
@frogboi8166 3 роки тому
Bruh
@ashutoshjain5094 3 роки тому
Fucking scars.
@Eva-uw6uo 4 роки тому
1:02 If someone is shedding tears while maintaining unbroken eye contact with you as they calmly tell you they're gonna make you meet god, maybe don't fight that person.
@thefracturedbutwhole5475 3 роки тому
Gods lessons are so beautiful!
@2broke943 3 роки тому
I'm just gonna do that from now on I'm to lazy to fight someone
@Eva-uw6uo 3 роки тому
@@2broke943 if they don't make the face at 1:16, it didn't work.
@jaasleenmaree4739 3 роки тому
"Ya don't put ya hands on him" in my Madea's voice 😂😂😂😂
@GangstaStan010 3 роки тому
Dude that was Derek's point. "Did ya'll get an actual crazy person for me to fight?" 😂😂
@danielhopkins2277 9 місяців тому
“I cried before fights because I was pretty scared, and by being scared, I’m really going to do something bad to this guy that his family is not going to like. Then, I’m going to be really guilty and feel bad at the end.” - Mike Tyson
@matthewhummel1572 2 дні тому
Brings to mind the impending fight with what’s his face, apparently, he brought Mikes dead daughter into it. He’s gonna erase him.
@paranoidtraveller8957 Рік тому
Expression before "Ok he just know we are talkin, Right?" had me 😄😄
@Truzakar 4 роки тому
I watched this 10+ times and just noticed they’re not even in the same weight class. 241lbs vs 163lbs. “Who put this fight together?” 😂😂😂
@TheCityDweller1 4 роки тому
God did.
@khalidkd8133 4 роки тому
Ngannou vs lightweights
@mcaesario 4 роки тому
@@khalidkd8133 nah this was kimbo slice vs anderson silva
@khalidkd8133 4 роки тому
Sher Tanumihardja 😂😂😂
@neverquit123 4 роки тому
Its the first thing i saw and looked for
@cblack5544 5 років тому
“I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble “ that legit could be a line in a thriller/ horror/ suspense film lol
@cblack5544 5 років тому
Or something Bane should have said to Batman
@benconnor3206 5 років тому
C Black I am waiting for the day that Jordan Peele makes a horror movie that starts key as some killer or something.. man that would be so so perfect
@SirBubb 5 років тому
Sounds like some Khabib shit
@ap4702 5 років тому
@@SirBubb exactly looool
@Tempo1337 5 років тому
Iron Sheik
@HolkHugan 10 місяців тому
Never mess with a guy that CAN mess you up, but doesn't want to. I remember hearing that Mike Tyson would cry inside the locker room before every fight because he didn't want to hurt his opponent.
@Trip4man 9 місяців тому
it's because you're not afraid of opponents... you're afraid of yourself
@nengyang1895 14 днів тому
The monster in your reflection is the most terrifying.
@forlornHope Рік тому
241 lbs to 163 lbs … Derek is 100% right , that old man is in for a mercy killing .
@kentinson1670 Рік тому
Don't worry. God will make sure that Derek will learn his lesson
@dr1flush Рік тому
David and Goliath.....God's lessons are so beautiful 😭
@shakesbeerzz2367 Рік тому
That is why this man is here to set Derek free from his 241 lb prison, so that his soul can open up to the God.
@amitkenan3878 Рік тому
@@dr1flush God's lessons are beautiful?!!😂
@jonathanwatson4484 Рік тому
Derek won 14 fights while his oppenent won 34 fights
@Jejak_Pengangguran 4 роки тому
American fighters vs. Hardcore catholic Brazilian fighters
@aniraminom 4 роки тому
YES
@mahmoodkhan6412 4 роки тому
Connor vs Khabib
@AntonP99 4 роки тому
*pentecostal
@supahotfire1185 4 роки тому
Bisping yoel
@ianzen 4 роки тому
Gay Jesus yoel
@03Man11 Рік тому
Peele 100% nailed the toolish look of the mid 2000’s mma fighters. The fitted hats and Affliction shirts 😂. It’s almost like those dudes were issued uniforms at mma gyms.
@hg7728 Рік тому
I mean they probably were wear this get 10k bonus
@enyceiceberg Рік тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏽👍🏾😎💙
@jaylonlawson4321 Рік тому
Lol facts even his mannerisms
@phantom_mist1726 Рік тому
On God! 😅🤣
@maxhuff5943 Рік тому
That 100% was based off rampage, he sounds just like him
@kentongriffin1153 5 місяців тому
"God's lessons are beautiful? Who put this fight together?"😂
@kickbuttmcgrew3245 2 місяці тому
"Whatchu mean you can't find him?" in that panicked voice is easily the single funniest thing from this show for me ever 🤣🤣
@Acedegenerate07 4 роки тому
Everybody gangster till they start speaking in tongues
@thatladoverthere7075 4 роки тому
1:50
@BENBRUTUS 4 роки тому
That ain’t funny. They better stop. Don’t let the devil use you, fellas.
@ernestoflores1057 4 роки тому
Hahahahhaa
@BushidoRyu 4 роки тому
Lol then they aren't gangstas...they demons
@BushidoRyu 4 роки тому
@@BENBRUTUS 😈
@brianharris6437 3 роки тому
"As far as I'm concerned, this Saturday night, there isn't even gonna be a fight." He wasn't wrong about that part, at least.
@not..A..channel 3 роки тому
😂
@thomas-stilinski8149 3 роки тому
I mean you right lol
@klaytonparker9061 3 роки тому
Exact words
@slabbinonspokezz2375 3 роки тому
Imma knock him out round 1 bitch 😆
@dnrfrank 2 роки тому
foreshadowing
@AtheistJr Рік тому
In my opinion, this is the best K&P sketch ever. If not, it's the funniest ever. I've seen it so many times, but the same moments make me die laughing every time. 1.) Jordan's voice, the way he says "roundonebitch" and "OLDMAAAAAN". 2. When it cuts to Keegan and he's like 👀, he legitimately looks like an insane psychopath. 3. The fact that he does not blink once during that entire scene 4. The cut to Jordan where he just has this look of abject terror on his face 5. Keegan crying 6. That ridiculously poor form of the rear naked choke at the end.
@sebione3576 Рік тому
For me it was "foalabunnansaanunna... ishwaeleummannunnunnunuuuh..."
@mike584 Рік тому
No dude you were right the first time: it is THE BEST sketch they EVER did. I never not cry-laugh when I see this.
@Zdiot Рік тому
Bro you not wrong lmao
@wcorn88 Рік тому
This is #2 The Gremlins skit is #1
@zx9555 Рік тому
@@wcorn88 that’s a good one too
@JayMajor727 29 днів тому
"if yall got an actual crazy person to fight, thats not fair to me. or him'" im crying
@opticandersonopticanderson3364 4 роки тому
Guys, Paulo didn't kill Derek at the end, he just made him paralyzed from neck down. Derek's heart is now open up to the Lord... Paulo is God's instrument, and God's lessons are so beautiful!
@frandavis1990 4 роки тому
"Habiddadbbabhhbahahibahahhaa" derek is now new 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
@carlosparra8976 4 роки тому
hahahah all his relatives are at the hospital bed now
@Qulize 4 роки тому
Lmao
@arguseyed9982 4 роки тому
666 likes, hope nobody screws that.
@sstanford1331 4 роки тому
@@arguseyed9982 never understood why ppl would want to keep that number
@hunterhancock8280 3 роки тому
When the quiet kid becomes a UFC fighter.
@user-tc1sx3qn7e 3 роки тому
@Brighton Ludwig “ahallllllllllll”
@user-is8sx5tm7y 3 роки тому
Your the quiet kid
@warmachine6988 3 роки тому
@@user-is8sx5tm7y no. I'm the quiet kid
@miscellaneousshadow7452 3 роки тому
@@warmachine6988 ha you think your quite. I'm so quite my mom forgot me at McDonald's 3years.
@warmachine6988 3 роки тому
@@miscellaneousshadow7452 I'm so quiet, I'm not even responding to your comment
@blackdeath0973 5 місяців тому
That "When I squeeze your lungs Derek and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the lord." While doing a cold and chilling stare on the camera really got me 😂😂😂.
@iFly969 Рік тому
Those lines by Paulo Odbelis are some of the best lines I've heard in sketches. EVER.
@oshayneal4057 Рік тому
What did he say that was so profound in comedy haha like. ???
@RennyLu 4 роки тому
"I fought with Paulo and got paralized from neck down" C O N S E Q U E N C E S
@mohammedalkahtani1476 4 роки тому
Nhân Lư underrated
@alecbaldwinsnotpropgun 4 роки тому
Where’s my crack?
@blkseason8218 4 роки тому
Lol
@briannamarshall5596 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂
@blkseason8218 4 роки тому
@@briannamarshall5596 shit is hella funny.
@rickywilliams1586 3 роки тому
I'm not scared of the crazy person. I'm scared of the two people who beat him.
@joshuamontayre8225 3 роки тому
U mean Jesus and god?
@flarion00 3 роки тому
He killed them and got disqualified 😐
@videochanneld841 3 роки тому
@@flarion00 lmao!
@deathpyre42 3 роки тому
Those were disqualifications because he beat them up before the fight.
@ANYA.RIZALI 3 роки тому
meow
@fma1cr 19 днів тому
Poatan vs Hill
@ryansa4323 19 днів тому
Exactly 😂
@muhamadhariz9377 Рік тому
Dude looks like Imhotep in The Mummy 😂
@Shady36 2 роки тому
When your opponent is tearing up saying he doesn't wanna have to kill you.
@Monchi2006 2 роки тому
but he will anyway
@voljinshin 2 роки тому
@@Monchi2006 😱☠️⚱️💀⚰️😂
@kelvincha5492 2 роки тому
more like being a maniac and the tears are for 'Gods lesson are beautiful', not Derek
@holitinne Рік тому
@@Monchi2006 because pain is the true path of God. To cleanse this world of sin, you must strip yourself of hope, desire and delight to find the light.
@KnockEmmm Рік тому
@@holitinne oh hello Paulo Obdelis
@dwayxl1 5 років тому
“What do you mean you can’t find him?!?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@heavyhanded1782 5 років тому
Wow so many likes and no replies lol
@dwayxl1 5 років тому
Mo Money right!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@JESUS_IS_LORD_1 5 років тому
🤣🤣🤣Lmao my stomach is hurting
@schmettymcshmettington2900 5 років тому
Bru....😂😂😂
@decay1928 5 років тому
I would be scare too 😭
@lostinspace466 10 місяців тому
This is one of their best videos. I almost choked, and I’ve seen this probably a dozen times 😂
@BryanRivera-ix3dk 17 днів тому
Pereira vs Hill😂😂😂😂
@the3rd602 2 роки тому
“God’s lessons are beautiful?! I’m sorry who put this fight together?!?” as fear increases in his voice 🤣🤣🤣
@coia7893 11 місяців тому
🤣
@nissarghori5364 7 місяців тому
😂😂
@thestraitgateway 4 місяці тому
This was the funniest line
@andrewsmith3257 3 місяці тому
You can't defeat a guy that crazy!! 😅
@m0ntypth0n 3 роки тому
I died when he raised up both arms and started chanting 😭😭😭
@blitzgang4619 3 роки тому
On my life broooo 😭😭😭
@meestahwill 3 роки тому
He was fighting back laughter!😂
@pushinit1789 3 роки тому
Same dawg still laughing at this shit🤣🤣🤣🤣
@blues05 2 роки тому
How could u type this shit if you're dead?
@Dave-ok4en 2 роки тому
Can you imagine Anderson Silva doing shit like this 😭
@neoanoman 11 місяців тому
That "walala Walalalalale wala walalalala walalawalala wale" was the best threat someone can give to their opponent.
@rolandcorpuz3927 Рік тому
2:10 Peele: Me who is having a good day Key: My Alarm Clock
@ethanz3837 2 роки тому
"God's lessons, are so beautiful.” Got chills from that line.
@TriuneApostle 2 роки тому
Its true though
@nathalieduverna6963 2 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm sorry who put this fight together 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mansoorchadee6123 Рік тому
God love is for entertainment. Truth 🤠
@BigEKc0cwp Рік тому
Same 😆
@blackdog8245 Рік тому
@@nathalieduverna6963 “If y’all got an actual person for me to fight- that wouldn’t be fair to me! OR HIM!”
@capt.macmillan5055 3 роки тому
"God is the teacher, Derek is the student and I'm God's instrument " dangggg 😂 😂 🤣
@michaelmorpheusfinley4327 3 роки тому
Cold piece, boy 💯🤣🤣🤣
@capt.macmillan5055 3 роки тому
@Lazara Martinez proceed to look up and say "alalalahxuxosjzozpaudjw" 😹
@souljaunt3291 2 роки тому
Line of the year 🤣🤣🤣
@saidali2777 2 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂💀
@cyborgfours 2 роки тому
I was crying real tears 😂😂😂
@HadiPlusPlus Рік тому
0:44 his little tiny smile while saying "and you beg me for life" is AWESOME :)))
@ramsesm6468 Рік тому
"God's LESSONS... ARE SOOO BEAUTIFUL.." 🤣
@lasmirano 5 років тому
"IM SORRY WHO PUT THIS FIGHT TOGETHER?! LMAOO
@anthonywatkins2334 5 років тому
Moonlam pac man and broner.checkpacman fight press. peace
@chopperman4788 5 років тому
😂🤣
@big-vsongput3127 5 років тому
Oscar De La Hoya
@mbuckholz 5 років тому
I'm your thousandth like!!!
@deonnaharlan512 5 років тому
Moonlam 🤣🤣🤣
@jumacoates9044 2 роки тому
It's Derek's steady descent into increasing levels of terror that gets me every time I watch this. LOL!!
@erod818 Рік тому
When he steps out of character and says "He knows ...we're just trying to get people interested in the fight. Right?"
@blackdog8245 11 місяців тому
@@erod818 I’d lmao if this actually happened in a real UFC fight promotion video
@OxStong 10 місяців тому
this happened in the middle of one. the fighter being ground and pounded got up at the end of the round and was all "it's just business" then next round proceeded to get jumped on and pounded again lol
@goatman3366 10 місяців тому
I LOVE IT
@goatman3366 10 місяців тому
@@OxStong Kabib still the boss
@Johnny_Sinns007 24 дні тому
His 2 loses were DQ for not letting go of the opponent even after they tapped out 😂😂😂
@braian7438 21 день тому
Jon Jones style
@vanguarde808 4 роки тому
"Im gonna knock him out round one bich"..."wait what did he say again???"
@jeffbicalan1792 4 роки тому
His act in that part had me dying
@bondonsky5009 4 роки тому
Fuck that I wanna know what bich is ur spellings a BITCH
@funcece24 4 роки тому
Truman vs Manny P . Lol
@Blackisbeautifull96 4 роки тому
vanguarde808 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sillygoose635 4 роки тому
@@sharttown2752 Thanks for your unwanted opinion.
@RashaKahn 4 роки тому
Don't know who's scarier, Paulo or the two guys he lost to?
@giokyo9465 4 роки тому
nah those were because he killed them so automaticly he loses lol
@Wompwomp150 4 роки тому
I think about that everytime I see this lol
@deebunny178 4 роки тому
Lmaoo
@stickybuds05 4 роки тому
losses by disqualification due to removing their spleens during the fight you mean
@deathpyre42 4 роки тому
Probably guys he beat up before the match and got disqualified over.
@cbreezy 11 місяців тому
The way he says “Imma mercy kill this old man” gets me everytime 😂
@obsidian00 9 місяців тому
Paolo is out here saving SOULS but breaking BONES!!! 🤣🤣🤣
@robertshonk518 Рік тому
My favorite part of this is that Peele's fighter is able to recognize that he's not the only victim. This "actual crazy person" is being exploited: "That's not fair to me.... or him!" Those little moments of nuance are what made Key & Peele so damn good.
@luckyhubbie Рік тому
My favorite part!!
@jaysusu8623 Рік тому
Kinda like my last marriage. It wasn’t fair for me or her. Where is my manager ( Lawyer)?
@blackdog8245 Рік тому
It’s actually funny to see the cocky person lose their cool in the face of someone genuinely crazy. 😭🤣
@RenegadePawn 11 місяців тому
I think it's actually Peele's character trying to save face, implying that it wouldn't be fair to the truly crazy person since a real MMA fighter would presumably whoop him. Whichever of us is correct, you're right about K&P's penchant for nuance!
@info-tt6qz 11 місяців тому
you remind me of those english teachers that keep looking for meaning and complexity behind doors painted in red
@gagahputraibrahim3425 3 роки тому
Everybody is a gangsta until imhotep showed up behind them
@1ZosoLZ 3 роки тому
Lmfaoo
@Mr.Infumus 3 роки тому
👌🏿
@theauditor5275 3 роки тому
Lol perfect
@dubya724 3 роки тому
Anck su namun!!!!
@kevinsecundino1814 3 роки тому
Bro lmaooo
@shahrizaldenci1856 19 днів тому
Alex pereira vs Jamahal hill hahahaha
@dawsonwade8409 21 день тому
Alex Pereira vs Jamahal Hill
@elifestus382 4 роки тому
"When u eat through plastic tube. When you are paralyzed from neck down. Then your family, will gather around your hospital bed to see the new derek " some horror movie lines right there
@dmon9333 4 роки тому
‘Tis “new Derek”
@buddatree 4 роки тому
New derek
@e.elliotedison953 4 роки тому
@SPEEDIE LOKO Easy, he just misheard the line. That doesn't make you an idiot.
@GeeWay73 4 роки тому
😂😂😂
@mikec1222 4 роки тому
Yeah what makes this so effective is how he makes it sound like he's doing you the biggest favor in the world when he describes all the fucked up shit he's about to do. Would have been less effective if he sounded aggressive.
@kieranklipz1185 5 років тому
“Falallalablaaaa.........shalalalaballflala” 😂💀
@emviews411 5 років тому
Dead af
@tmoney0212 5 років тому
lmao
@flashedstreet5138 5 років тому
I laughed so hard it started to hurt 😂
@x9810 5 років тому
I wasn't ready lmfaooo 😭😷💀😂😂
@rbocaj2239 5 років тому
I literally came ere to find this comment lmao
@jajasniewski 11 місяців тому
“When you eat through plastic tube…when you are paralyzed from neck down….”🤣🤣
@siyarabe8162 5 місяців тому
"What you mean you can't find him, yo Steve! Where my manager at?" 😂😂😂😂 Dude just realized he no longer wanna fight 😂😂😂
@GamersHolyArmy 2 роки тому
The "What do you mean you can't find him?" is a very underrated line.
@realitsokay 2 роки тому
Fax
@BushMaster420circle 2 роки тому
then it shows him just chanting & mumbling a bunch of sounds LOL!!!
@noelnoni7310 2 роки тому
1:16 is underrated look
@ShadowFungus 2 роки тому
That was terrifying ahahahhahaa
@GamersHolyArmy 2 роки тому
@zeniff android I say underrated because everyone's focusing on the other golden lines.
@StamfordBridge 4 роки тому
They took the time to put a detailed tattoo on Jordan Peele’s neck AND make it faded to look real. So often, this show goes all out with costuming and wardrobe for every short skit.
@3fl1ppp 4 роки тому
They should have made the tattoo glossy, like he got a fresh neck tattoo right before a fight 😂
@Link198526 4 роки тому
@@3fl1ppp 😒😒😒...Next time you feel the need to comment, Just log off bro...
@rickryan6271 4 роки тому
Just a passer by, you can actually make a faded tattoo color that look so legit just by scratching a pencil to a metal.
@3fl1ppp 4 роки тому
@@Link198526 next time you feel the need to comment go fuck yourself
@3fl1ppp 4 роки тому
@@Link198526 next time you feel like commenting delete your account and destroy your computer
@Plabs07 18 днів тому
alex pereira vs jamahal hill 😂
@nobodynobody7729 Рік тому
This is a rare video of Alex Pereira. 👍
@sparta23dh 5 років тому
"When you are paralyzed from the neck down, and your family gathers around to see the New Derek"...LMAO!!!!!!
@MOBROOKS 5 років тому
My favorite part!!! Hahhahahahahahahahahaa
@trevorsmith2596 4 роки тому
Lmao
@adg_87 4 роки тому
Yes!!!!
@bobbysmalarz6638 4 роки тому
It's funny how he says it.....like he's ganna cry
@RocckeFella 5 років тому
That blank face at 1:17 had me dying. Lmao. 😂😂😂
@artraviaskinner8779 5 років тому
Hell yeah famlmao!!!
@venturatheace1 5 років тому
It should be a meme lol
@deathofamailman 5 років тому
Whenever I show this clip to people for the first time, that's when they lose it on a whole new level
@lilkbaby1731 5 років тому
Lmaooo
@turdferguson8928 5 років тому
That's the face of true terror LOL
@joeywagner3335 13 днів тому
These are the vibes Poatan gives off foreal
@Longtime420 9 місяців тому
The crazy thing is that their is actually fighters like this
@malcolmwilliams5028 4 роки тому
" When you eat through plastic tube, when you're paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new Derek " ☠️ 💀🤣🤣😂
@KandiKlover 4 роки тому
Aight he know's we just talking right? 0.0
@torils65 4 роки тому
Omg! that part had me dead!😂💀
@malcolmwilliams5028 4 роки тому
@@torils65 The look on his face when he said it kills me everytime I watch this video lol
@Larez121 4 роки тому
Gth Knight Same here lol! And he said this whole thing with a straight face.
@comicdweller8146 4 роки тому
I’m pretty sure it says new day not Derrick
@JackDubyaMcDermott 5 років тому
241 lbs vs 163 lbs..... that's quite a superfight
@nathanarievlis3985 5 років тому
Nice catch ,Jack haha... I had a cousin that shared your name too.
@termitered 5 років тому
Has to be their real weights i think
@freddym8579 5 років тому
you can't predict crazy.
@jldoubleu4993 5 років тому
heavyweight vs possible new 165 lb division we’ve been talking about for a while now
@mittao86 5 років тому
Thats good old UFC
@ghostx1849 13 днів тому
This one is my favorite, I'm always finding myself back here😂😂😂
@nutshot_brawler8466 4 роки тому
His face when he realized the other guy was crazy😂
@damienknox2004 4 роки тому
Right😁
@johnnash5465 4 роки тому
Awesome acting by him. The way he changes his expressions after discovering his opponent was crazy is amazing.
@Larez121 4 роки тому
John Nash 1:16
@sstanford1331 4 роки тому
Well thsts not fair to me.. or him😂😂
@georgewilliamsiii4677 4 роки тому
And the panicked breathing. Good actor lol
@guitarskeepmesane4958 3 роки тому
Me: what’s the WiFi password? My friend: it son the back of the router Back of the router: 1:51
@ggiufa7289 3 роки тому
Nice made me chuckle
@soccerboss7924 3 роки тому
Guitars keep me sane made me actually laugh out loud at 3 am and wake my mom up bruhhh
@mregghead3107 3 роки тому
What is he even saying there😂😂😂
@too_many_mannys 3 роки тому
@@mregghead3107 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/go-QiGibrZeI2Ks.html 3:42 time mark 😆😆😆
@static1217 3 роки тому
Dead af
@dwinsongeralla1645 21 день тому
Pereira vs hill
@unkn3141 Рік тому
LMFAO!! The funniest sketch because every little minute detail is spot on! From the looks, to the sounds, and actual acting of those hilarious things the Brazilians do!! 💀
@richlyredeemed48 2 роки тому
I love how he puts no pressure on the choke. Sheer fear takes him out 😂
@kertaspaper94 10 місяців тому
Didn't even try to fight it. He realizes what's happening and just closes his eyes and accept his fate
@CarolinaBlood704 5 років тому
I think the two losses Paulo Odbelis has were DQs for murdering his opponent...
@chipbanks5071 4 роки тому
😂😂😂😂😂
@Petermarak 4 роки тому
I legit screamed! 😅😅
@trevonmclean9722 4 роки тому
Carolina Blood hell yea 😂😂😂
@xlvqz 4 роки тому
Your 666 like
@gilangwilmantara4494 4 роки тому
he lost once to himself and then he lost to God
@kalel2780 11 місяців тому
The look of absolute terror at 1:17 is some of the greatest bit of acting I've ever seen!
@Takeda235 21 день тому
Alex Pereira and Jamahal hill
@Realizinq 3 роки тому
"When you eat through plastic tube, when you are paralyzed from neck down, then your family will gather around your hospital bed...to see the new derric." Coldest line i ever heard
@Endless20162 3 роки тому
He said it like it's a good thing
@Somespideronline 3 роки тому
@@Endless20162 you mean it isnt?!
@KortovElphame 3 роки тому
I want to train hard in MMA make it to the top ....just so I can say this line.
@kevinsecundino1814 3 роки тому
Im high af rn and your comment has me dying lmaoooo
@Realizinq 3 роки тому
Kevin Secundino thanks bruh i was hi asf when i wrote it😂
@jamiethomas5849 3 роки тому
“When I squeeze your lungs, and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the lord” DAMMIT 😨
@jong-jongspeaks4224 3 роки тому
Jesus...it's actually fucking scary.
@yarddawg6151 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@lancedewindt4860 3 роки тому
I feel like this was his craziest narrative through the whole sketch
@kriminalmldk7772 3 роки тому
That’s a cold line that shit sound gangsta asl i would’ve probably pee myself if a mf said that to me
@capt.macmillan5055 3 роки тому
@@kriminalmldk7772 Ikr, imagine if someone literally squeeze our lungs.
@jagtaggart936 6 місяців тому
I love this skit, young athlete vs a veteran of the sport. In the modern UFC you got athletes who understand it's a sport and understand the incentive to train, win, stay healthy, and entertain the fans (and Dana White). And in the old UFC, and I mean way wayy back to its beginnings, you had a bunch of guys competing who definitely were crazy.
@innervision97 21 день тому
Pereira vs. Hill
@flamingrupyv2673 5 років тому
GODS LESSONS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!?!? Had me dying😂😂😂😂😂🤣
@Psyiconics 5 років тому
Flamingrupy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chioptnstdr3448 4 роки тому
Flamingrupy For real I felt that
@DragonBlack199 4 роки тому
Nah his facial expression after he was talking about him eating through a plastic tube lmao that was priceless
@teonnaweakfall1606 4 роки тому
Funny 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead 💀
@jacobbegley5026 4 роки тому
So true though, hahahahahaha
@roblemana5301 4 роки тому
"GODS LESSONS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL???? - Im sorry who put the fight together????" 😂😂😂
@hylonde6965 4 роки тому
Rob Lemana GOD DID.
@SimpaticoReal 3 роки тому
666 upvotes my dude. I don’t want to upvote you to maintain equilibrium
@dhl3109 20 днів тому
Is this Perreira vs Hill?
@outstretchedwings Рік тому
Up until the "God chose me" like, I'm pretty sure Derek was blowing off the things his opponent was saying as trash talk. Love the look on his face as he realizes this guy is out of his mind.
@lolmaomgoml 5 років тому
"As far as I'm concerned. This Saturday night there's not even gonna be a fight." He wasn't wrong lol
@007soctopussy7 4 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@priMa.Customs 4 роки тому
“If you got an actual crazy person for me to fight that’s not fair to me.... or him” “Fleloleblehleleleleleleh” Lol Dead 😂
@DragonBlack199 4 роки тому
And you notice Keagan was trying not to laugh himself when he was doing that lol
@rudyescobar2959 4 роки тому
🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️💀
@bratantm9385 4 роки тому
Γεια σου Μαρία
@yahboyboogie 4 роки тому
Had me rolling too right there. He was all crying before that too. 🤣
@93hits84 4 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@FoxMintcandyGaming Рік тому
One of my favorite skits... So many of them, but this is my top10
@HubiKoshi 9 місяців тому
1:17 That thousand yard stare is just so good, that's Pure Fear on display.
@RTGZS 3 роки тому
"If yall got an actual crazy person, for me to fight then that's not fair to me... or him" I'm dead
@TriuneApostle 2 роки тому
I think he was crazy too or else i would not have effected him that much, it was like he was scared because he knew he was a sinner or something. He must have thought oh jeez.
@b_money-2477 4 роки тому
“God lessons are beautiful” lmao scared tf out him
@rioguttaful 4 роки тому
Ha🤣😂😆😂🤣 aaa!!!!!
@Armendicus 4 роки тому
Straight up anime shit!! lol.
@brucemakhura 10 місяців тому
What really got me laughing is "God chose me for this fight" LOL 🤣🤣🤣
@arjoonbessaye8652 4 місяці тому
When he starts crying for him because he knows he will send him to the hospital 😂😂😂😂😂 funniest shit ever.
@KinjiroTsuchiya66 2 роки тому
I'm suddenly less scared of Paulo and 1000 times more scared of the 2 people that beat him.
@grendelum 2 роки тому
...or was he disqualified twice for killing his opponent?
@SuperPeterok 2 роки тому
@@grendelum DQ illegal knees 2 losses to Aljamain Sterling
@Martdogg3000 2 роки тому
That was before he was chosen as an instrument of salvation by the lord.
@ShadowBlack54 2 роки тому
Who are the 2 people who beat him?
@SuperPeterok 2 роки тому
@@ShadowBlack54 Aljamain Sterling disqualification (illegal knees) both times.
@mizanulhaque8476 5 років тому
Key is legit looking like a Brazilian, and sounding like one too. Religious Jose Aldo.
@pukeskywalker9256 5 років тому
Mizanul Haque vitro Belfort says shit like that too
@ReaperPLUR 5 років тому
Because a good amount of Brazilians have afro blood
@mizanulhaque8476 5 років тому
@@pukeskywalker9256 damn I didn't expect to get this many likes. Reminds me of what Bisping said about Vitor, he told Vitor that Jesus couldn't hear him, and Vitor was chanting Portuguese shit
@chrisr8159 5 років тому
chillisdinho agreed he don’t sound like a Brasiliero speakin inglis but he could pass for as lookin like a Brazilian fighter 🤷🏽♂️
@compulsoryevacuationdevice 5 років тому
Lmao, Key sounds like Doctor Gupta up in this video.
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