Government: Work from home Barbers:

Fell asleep woke up at 4am to Thor’s stunt double giving me a clean shave.

Thor after losing his hammer :

I left UKposts playing at night and this was playing when I had to wake up for work. And I fell back asleep and woke up again and it showed I watched all your videos. I missed work for a week, Totally worth it!!

Loki: I have an army Tony: We have...a barber

Avengers : saving the world Thor : doing asmr

Here's the clips 0:14 tapping bag thingy 0:58 rubbing together clothing or whatever. 2:04 tapping some nivea/or whatever :3 2:41 some tappings again 😩 3:09 wipping the shaving tool 👌 3:25 cleaning out some cups/or whatever. 3:53 some 5sec spraying sounds 4:10 some finger rubbing on mic/sounds 4:22 spraying/shaking bottle sound?. 5:08 towel on the mic 🎙/rubbing/wiping/or whatever hes doing to it. 6:00 some gentle winding towel sounds. 6:33 some shaking bottle sounds again. 6:49 time for some rubbing towel sound again+spraying bottle sounds. 8:17 bottle shaking+spraying+rubbing mic, again?. 8:51 gentle Towel wind blows again?. 9:18 rubbing/mixing? some cream + with brush. 10:59 towel+spraying+rubbing/mixing?. 11:36 no towel+mixing some cream?. 12:17 where he's putting the shaving cream on. 14:18 ready to shave bbg 😏 16:49 bottle spraying again?. 17:01 towel+spraying+finger rubbing? Or whatever. 18:55 no towel+mixing cream again?. 20:32 another putting on shaving cream on mic/whatever..👹 22:02 where hes about to shave ya mic face again. 23:54 some bottle spraying Again?. 24:08 towel+bottle spraying+fingertapping?. 26:35 gentle towel winding again?. 27:14 shaving ya last bit of 🎙 hair 😔. 30:01 some towel + finger tapping/rubbing/or whatever. 31:34 some gentle towel winding again 😌💅. 32:19 and taking yo shaving protection clothing? off 🙉

It's an honor to have my haircut done by Thor🤸🏻‍♀️😭

Avengers: Saving the world THOR: Shaving the world

Thanos: I am inevitable Thor: I'm a barber

It was the first asmr I watched... I liked it so much that after that I continued to get carried away with it all! Thank you, Fred.

Que grande es Thor, relajandonos para dormir a gusto :D

My therapist: Barber Thor doesn’t exist Barber Thor: edit: mom i’m famous

POV: You walk into Thor's barber shop 5 minutes before close.

how cool it is to fall asleep to ASMR from Thor Thanks Fred ❤

Dude.. haven't had the tingles in SO LONG. You finally gave me them back!

Avengers : "Thor help, the world needs to be saved!" Thor : "Naah... It needs to be shaved"

Mom: What are you watching ? Me: Thor giving a mic the best day of its life.

Sheesh Thor got mad barber skills

美容院の動画だったら圧倒的にこの動画が1番なんだよね、、 もうここにきはじめてかれこれ3年は経ったけどやっぱりいい音😭💗

Thor giving me a haircut “Because that’s what heroes do”

Spiderman far from home: "Thor is busy doing other stuff." Thor:

I like how thor knows his work and does it with seriousness and with complete professionalism

**moves a chair in the timeline** The timeline: I’m Thor, God of the barbers

Why did you click on this video? 3 Million People: I thought it was Thor. Me: I wanted to see him shave a mic

3 years ago and he still being Thor👁👄👁

The cashier: another microphone cover? What do you need it for this time?? | Literal thor: It needs a haircut

Hehe that’s “Loki” satisfying

Me: guys, can we stop with the Thor jokes already? Also Me: I can't believe i'm watching Thor shaving a microphone

Thanks for giving me a better sleep thor ❤

Mate I love your videos. You are hands down the best ASMR content creator...greetings from Colombia...

Other barbershop asmr: Hello sir, what can i do for you? Fred: "Starts without talking"

My mom: What are you doing on your phone? Me: I'm watching Thor give a shave to a mic.

Me: try NOT to fall asleep. me in 10 min:😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴💤💤💤💤💤😪

yo i smoked 2 bowls before this and now its got me feelin crazy, Fred i love what you do

You couldn’t convince me ten years ago that I’ll be watching a man shave a microphone on UKposts in ten years

Avengers: having a civil war Thor:

Bro went from being a god to being my barber💀

very good!

He may look like Thor but he’s moving like the Flash in this video

The multiverse is open Thor in a random timeline: I'm Thor, the barber

youre such an nice person! i love your asmr! :D

Thor working his side job when he couldn't afford to buy more beer :

Iron man in his free time: invents a new armor. Captain America: trains Thor:

2% of the comments: WOW THIS IS SO RELAXING the other 98%: THOR

Thanks man !❤ i can relax from my anxity

thanks thor for this ASMR, such a relaxing thunder for my brain

Everyone: He looks like thor. Me: *𝗕𝗨𝗙𝗙𝗘𝗗 𝗝𝗘𝗦𝗨𝗦*

Loki is happy for Thor that he got a job

thanks, Thor :)

Thor asmr 😂😂

Avengers: Saving the world Thor: *Shaving the world*-

My mom: hey son, what are you watching? Me: Thor shaving a microphone

Thank you Tor for relaxing me 🤝

你的声音听起来给人一种安全感❤

Me: I wonder what Thor does on his free time? Thor: you want the usual Mr Stark?

Imagine being this guy's roommate and see him delicately shaving a microphone.

I really appreciate the hard work and effort keep it up. love it

why is thor doing asmr

The camera is like: WERE SHOULD I FOCUS?!?

My man's face looks like he is trying to hit a world record speed run of asmr. He is so focused : I normally don't do these things, but it made my morning to wake up to 1.3k likes, thanks.

You are my new favorite asmrtist

That was amazing dudeee❤❤

Mum:wtf are you doing Me: listening to Thor giving me a fresh cut

Context: The Avengers are in lockdown. This is Thor’s new hobby.

This is so satisfying I’m falling asleep at 7 of the morning

I like how ASMR is meant to be soothing and this dude is man handling us 😂

Me: getting triggers from this video Also me: Reading "Thor" comments.

My dad: why did the haircut take so long? The barber:

It's satisfying tysm...appreciate him guys....he worked so hard for us comeon

he's really good at this 😭♥️ I'm so jealous of that mic

Thor : chops Thanos's head off Five years later - Thor : so u want a shave

Nah he don’t look like Thor… Thor looks like him

I love your channel. You are a very good ASMRtist. I've subscribed. Best regards 🖤

How humble Thor taking an ASMR so that our insomnia goes away 🤑 Good video bro👍

Hulk: gets mad Thor: whips out spray bottle

*Loki doing evil stuff* Iron man: Come on you got to get out there. Thor: Hold up this is my last customer.

Anyone who is still watchin' this perfect video? I'm with you, guys

Esse video é maravilhoso sempre volto aqui pra dormi❤😴

Loki: "what was your nexus event"? Thor: "It's complicated....."

Thanks, Thor

I love how this man can find a way to make ASMR seem aggressive and rushed without ruining it.

Magical sounds, I really like it, thank you

2 years ago you couldn’t convince me that I would be watching a man shave a microphone

Avengers: thor we need help. Thor: sorry can't im shaving my mic

I hated "asmrtist" for a long time due to how they perverse asmr with all the exaggeration and sexualisation. But this dude, a chance algorithm, is actually recreating real asmr! basically a foley. 90/100! Minus points for random tapping and shaving strokes. Ppl dont randomly tap client's face and they shave with multiple strokes not singles stroke. This is a pleasant find. This will be my sleep pill tonight 😊

Bro know this video is like 3 years old but it works every time 👍thanx fred

Me: Fred give me the brain melting special! Fred: Say no more....

he is doing the ASMR with the most serious face yet have the most gentle touches. loving it.

Thor after Avengers endgame 😂

todo un capo thor salvando al mundo y relajandote en sus tiempos libres 👍

Wanda: kidnaps a town Loki: messes with the time line Thor : *shaves (a microphone)*

Thanos: “You should have gone for the head.” Thor: Takes it to heart and becomes a barber instead

Тор бреет микрофон, теперь я видел все

Thanks, thor for giving me a nice hair cut. You did great

Thor: Lord of Thunder Odin’s first son A literal god Also a barber

I love how he does everything aggressively and with a mad/serious face

I watch this and think he looks like Thor then go to comment about it thinking I'm teh only one... next yhing I see us the whole comment section is about thor😂

Came for the asmr but ended up laughing so hard at these thor comments

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how good his camera is