This has more views than any of the real khan academy’s math videos

Poor guy, just trying to get milk for his kids and he got stuck in a space time distortion.

People pointing out flaws in the calculation obviously didn't hear the stipulation that came with "I am asian".

Dapz: “I am Asian and I get to make the math rules” Truer words could not have been spoken 👌

As your organic chemistry tutor, all I can say is that you've done me proud.

“Huh why did he put the time on the y” Professor: “I am asian”

“i’m Asian, I make The rules here” *It’s hard to argue with his assessment*

They way you slowly repeat the words as you're writing them is the best part

1:52 "actually let's switch to a different color here" why is this so accurate

“Because I am Asian, and I get to make the math rules.” He’s not wrong

You can’t argue with that math

The truth is, your dad never even made it to the grocery store. Applying the same equation, but now with y as the time left to get to the grocery store, we can see that as x gets larger, our y approaches 0. Assuming that the store can be any distance x from home, we can try to estimate the time it will take to arrive by finding integral of 3/x from 0 to infinity. With a bit of calculus, we can find out that the integral will diverge to infinity, and therefore, the time your dad takes to get to the store diverges to infinity.

I have an exam tmr and this video explained everything simply and so much clearer than my professor! Thank you!

"I am an asian, so I get to make the math rules." *As an asian, I have to say, Truer words have never been spoken before.*

"Because I am Asian and I make the math rules" Can't argue with that.

Halfway through the video I realized that I'm unconsciously trying to understand what he's saying like I'm preparing for an exam lol.

As an AP calc student stressing through finals, this gave me a good chuckle. Thank you sir

“Because I am Asian and I make the math rules” As an Asian, I can see that this is very true and accurate.

The “actually lemme switch to a different color here...” is too accurate

bro… i had to reread that title and the thumbnail. :’) honestly, khan academy videos created that studying atmosphere for me back when learning went virtual. _(it’s 10pm, and i begin the video with some snacks and a warm lamp sitting at my drafting table.)_ those were hard times, but gave some really relaxing studying sessions :) one of the few - but cherished - pros of distance learning. thanks for making this lmao

Wow, I feel really bad for all those people who lost their father when he went for milk. Mine personally went for cigarettes so I guess the question I have in relation to the above math is if my case is similar and if it is what does that mean for the infinity, I have heard some infinities are larger than others and I am starting to get really worried as I approach 30 if my dad might have passed by the grocery store that had milk and instead gone to a further location, does anyone know if this is a certainty? Math is amazing and I love how after all these years I am starting to realize I can answer this question that haunted my younger self.

after doing a full course of khan academy math, this is absolutely perfect in every way, the microphone, the tone of voice, the expression of speech, this is amazing

This is so realistic he even repeats the words like Khan Academy

many thanks for clearing this up, been stuck on this problem for a while

I showed this video to a friend of mine who’s good at math, and he immediately pointed out the flaw with having y as time, only to be immediately shut down because Danz is in fact, Asian.

This is the most advanced Dad Joke I've ever encountered.

Thank you. You have helped me a ton.

"So basically, your dad is never coming home" Absolute legend!

“What would happen if we used 100% of our brain?” 100% of our brain:

"Lets just change to a different color here..." Dude. The guy who makes the real videos of these on Kahn Academy literally does this all the time.

alright, thanks for informing me on this very important information.

Thank you for showing me this!!! I’m definitely going to use this on my exam.

Not even Kahn academy can get my dad back

Imagine a fatherless kid watching this with tears in his eyes. Edit: It's sad to hear there are many of you in the replies who lost their dads 😔, hope ya all have a good life, stay strong homies.👍

thank you for putting an end to my questions

Well thought. I recently learned about these graphs and equations and they are actually completely correct.

-black board with colored markers, usually green -explains clearly -taking it slow and steady -"ok let's use another color" -repeats himself as he writes it down The prophecy is true, dapz IS Sal from Khan Academy

Thank you for switching colors. I was getting really confused.

Thank you so much! I got a 600 on my SAT! You helped so much!

I love the Khan academy mannerisms like how he repeats what he's writing. Makes it seem real legit

As someone whose dad genuinely left, I feel personally attacked, outted, humiliated, and milkless

This has to be hands down one of the best videos on UKposts

Came here for homework and to review for an upcoming exam! Helped a lot!

Me not knowing a single thing he’s talking about: *mhmmm..yes. makes sense* “He’s not coming home” *cries*

It's funny how the absolute value graph is actually perfect for this. Neither variable will reach zero.

Thank you for this helpful informative video. I'm a college currently trying to make it through exams and words can't express how much this has helped me!

this man is the hybrid between a mathematician and a comedian

Thank you, sir!

The fact that his voice is really serious makes this joke even more funny.

this is so on point. the pen, the mouse, the colors, “actually i’ll switch the color,” repeating words, haha

I'm gonna share this to my father and will eagerly wait for his reaction!!!

its crazy how dapz is just making up this stuff but it actually makes sense

Finally, someone out here teaching math with real life applications. This should be taught in every public school across America.

This is perfect. He literally got that Khan feeling perfectly. The same audio quality, speech patterns, tones, and mannerisms.

"I am Asian so I make the rules" an Absolute statement

This is brilliant.

‘I’m Asian, I make maths rules.’ A professor of mine who’s native British said basically the same thing in a lecture, ‘I’m a mathematician, I’m allowed to define notations.’

This is an absolute fucking masterpiece.

My mom thought I was watching educational video.

I swear to god Im literally crying right now, oh god thank you great algorthim. instant sub

I like the idea of time being homogenous to Money over distance.

This is so fucking accurate, the art style, the voice quality, the colors, the mouse, literally everything.

thanks, i can confirm that this is correct. i am just so glad to see my dad again.

I heard my friends talking about this at school. I didn't know it was dapz. I am so happy that the vid has got 0ver 9milion. I subbed when he had like 100 subs. Hopefully he gets better and better

Explained what hours of lecture and therapy couldn't. You honestly made this explanation very clear and simple, unlike my professor and school psychologist. Thank you!

This is literally so realistic to Sals teaching LOL

this is hilarious, nice job

The deep voice and repetitive words. Truly a Khan Academy enthusiast 👌

As a mathematician for 69 years in his field as a world-renowned physicist, I can confirm that his answers and working are correct

Hey guys, mathematics major here. Just wanted to let you know that although Dapz's math does seem to be a tad bit questionable in certain areas, you can rest assured that he is in fact 100 % correct. Your dad is never coming back. Also, I did a few of my own calculations and I was able to estimate that the probability that he ever went to the grocery store in the first place is close to none as you can see below: Average Retail Price Of Milk In The U.S. = $3.69 (Nice!) Amount Of "Milk" Money (In USD) That Your Dad Had On Him When He Left For The Store: $3.00 Therefore, 3.00 dollars - 3.69 dollars -------------------- - 0.69 cents - 0.69 cents =/= $3.00 In conclusion, based on the fact that your dad didn't even have enough money to buy milk in the first place, we can conclude that he was in fact using math to elude to the fact that he went to your mom's friend Tracey's house. Edit: Grammer misstakez,

I'm confused with this kind of math, but you make it easier to understand thanks

The way he repeats the word as he writes it lol so accurate

Right before your dad leaves, look him in the eyes and say, “B-but- we already have milk..”

The repetition of "distance", "asian", "3 dollars", etc were so on point😂😂

I was going to learn multi variable calculus for this, thank god you saved a lot of time

The drawings, the audio quality. Too accurate

"Because I am Asian, and I get to break Math rules" my stomach fkin hurts

*this man has transcended all fields of mathematical science, I say we nominate him for a nobel prize*

I have a test tomorrow and this helped me a lot, thank you!!!

Thank you, sir.

Every single detail is on point, the acting, the microphone, the resolution, the thumbnail, everything. I cannot image how much time he spent making this so accurate, huge props

The fact that this actually helped me to visualize limits as x approaches infinity is amazing

Finally, the full clip is here.

thank you for crushing my hopes and dreams, im free now, my mind is at ease.

This graph actually says that your dad would be standing right outside your home for an infinite amount of time. Like, imagine looking about your window 5 years later and your dads just been standing there slowly drinking the milk he bought 5 years ago.

"I'm just going to switch to a different color here..." This made me laugh uncontrollably

throwback to the time i sent this video to my friend who hasnt seen their dad during christmas for 6 years or so (until a few days ago that is)

I can’t believe I watched this whole thing as if I’m taking a lecture. You earn a like and comment.

I love that this implies that your dad gets infinitely close to home.

jokes aside that's a terrific Sal Impression. You even nailed the accent in which he says zero

this was so helpful!!! thanks!!!

I'll leave to chance

"I am asian" he not only says that but also writes it down to reinforce that idea

The way he goes "distance, ᵈᶦˢᵗᵃⁿᶜᵉ" and "time, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ" is so on point its hilarious

you're only missing the "i'll see you in the next video.", but the hard cuts and repeating of the words are spot on.

Can’t believe I find this while actually looking for math help, and I got an ad for hw help on this

1:52 “Actually, let’s switch to a different colour here.” So accurate.

He won’t be home until they stop making milk. He’s at the store looking for the correct milk for my mom and each time they make more, he then has to examine them to determine the best possible option for our family.

REaly helped me in my math test thank you very much i love you

Explanation and usage of lim is way better than when I first learnt it.