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Very Really Good

Very Really Good

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It's episode 132 and my dandruff is in full force!! Was a black shirt a bad choice? Absolutely! This week, we talk about Dr. Witnesser's awesome response video, the lawyer cat filter zoom call, Ben Shapiro's "fiction" novel, and so much more!
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0:00 Intro
08:05 Lawyer Zoom Call Cat Filter
16:20 Dr. Witnesser Response Video
37:10 Kurtis Korner w/ Jacob Shao
edited by Jake Doolittle
#veryreallygood

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@whiterexy789
@whiterexy789 3 роки тому
“No officer. I didn’t say I was going to MURDER him. I said that if he kept existing, then he would die from stab wounds inflicted by me. Totally different.”
@Dr4gon_k1tties
@Dr4gon_k1tties 3 роки тому
HAAHAHAAcy
@DeeJame
@DeeJame 3 роки тому
“No. I did not threaten to kill a family of five. I just stated that their life force would falter if they interrupted my day. *Entirely* different.”
@gamerp1g
@gamerp1g 3 роки тому
lmao period.
@brianbadonde9251
@brianbadonde9251 3 роки тому
Periodt sis
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 роки тому
Puurrriadt
@maddiegrayce288
@maddiegrayce288 3 роки тому
“I didn’t say that Muslim kid was going to hell, I said if he died right now, he would go to hell” literally what
@freshgreenjello6431
@freshgreenjello6431 3 роки тому
How is he capable of packing so much stupidity in a sentence?
@floxiesaysreadmybio4988
@floxiesaysreadmybio4988 3 роки тому
Fresh Green Jello i don’t even know at this point, that sentence alone managed to make me lose 10 braincells.
@MrBored-zm9ww
@MrBored-zm9ww 3 роки тому
There even is a tiktok where he says "I remember when i told that muslim kid he was going to hell" Like, wat? The stupidity....
@piccleface2223
@piccleface2223 3 роки тому
He is saying the kid would have to convert to not go to hell. This man is f*ked up
@MrBored-zm9ww
@MrBored-zm9ww 3 роки тому
@@piccleface2223 He is, and im paraphrasing from kurtis here, "Fear mongering young and impressionable children to convert." And as you said, that is so f*cked up.
@drdelux7918
@drdelux7918 Рік тому
The (Catholic) priest at my friend who committed suicide’s funeral literally went “so he is actually in hell now and if you don’t repent you’ll all go to hell with him, and I’ll be all partying in heaven with my boy J.C. but y’all can’t get in”. Immediately made me lose my faith because like how horrible do you have to be to say that about a 17 year old guy just because he took his own life and “didn’t keep his faith” it was despicable and I hope that priest never sees heaven
@anwynmollentze8173
@anwynmollentze8173 Рік тому
First of all, I am so sorry that you had to go through this. That's an awful thing to have to experience, without some vile priest making things even worse. I had a similar experience at my friend's funeral. This priest at least had the sense not to directly say that she was going to hell for commiting suicide, but he did spend the entire funeral preaching about how you need to repent and be with god to get into heaven, and given that she was openly atheist ended up being pretty much the same thing. Also, wow, hijacking a 14 year old kid's funeral to preach your religion is an awful thing to do??? And yeah, I don't think either of the involved priests will ever see the gates of heaven.
@b8376
@b8376 Рік тому
@@anwynmollentze8173 i’m so sorry you did not deserve to go through that. i have a similar story. my aunt was a jehova’s witness and so is her family. when she died the leader of the church (idk what you call a jehova witness pastor) told my cousins (who are children) “if you worship enough MAYBE you’ll see your mom again.”
@codyklews4696
@codyklews4696 Рік тому
That exact thing happened at one of my friend’s funeral after he had killer himself. The pastor or whatever was talking about how he used to be a good Christian but now he’s in Hell and all this shit. It left his mother weeping and shaking, I felt so awful. It’s like, how the Hell can you say shit like this at this time? It’s a terrible belief to hold but even if someone does believe this sort of thing, why bring it up then? Like it was a wildly inappropriate time to voice his dumbass opinion. Put an awful taste in our mouths.
@lillyjean2391
@lillyjean2391 11 місяців тому
I had a friend who was shot and killed when we were 16. He was a good guy but didn’t believe in God and when the pastor basically said he wasn’t going to heaven is when I stopped going to church. I also got cornered by a grown man trying to kiss me when I was 14 and they did nothing about it. My parents even stopped asking me to go after that one lol
@frozenuruguayball6436
@frozenuruguayball6436 11 місяців тому
From my experience Catholic Churches are the most extremist ones
@guy2870
@guy2870 2 роки тому
I’ve been an atheist for 8 years now and I started shaking and crying when he showed evidence of god
@emyllyblakbyrd8925
@emyllyblakbyrd8925 Рік тому
That bad huh?
@twnikto
@twnikto Рік тому
@k4t yeah most definitely LOL
@Chilloutlilbro
@Chilloutlilbro Рік тому
Literally burnt down a monastery because of the evidence.
@FlareStorms
@FlareStorms Рік тому
i repented so hard i died in my sins that day and was sentenced to hell
@friendlyneigborhoodbean
@friendlyneigborhoodbean Рік тому
@@Chilloutlilbro A monastery? Amateur. I burned down a whole orphanage ran by nuns
@bexslittleworld
@bexslittleworld 3 роки тому
"i don't know how an atheist can talk about Christianity" It's called moving your mouth and saying words
@kamicoolll
@kamicoolll 3 роки тому
i don’t get how he thought that made sense that would mean no one can talk about anything other than what they are😂
@melodyhaviland9393
@melodyhaviland9393 3 роки тому
lmaoooo
@cablekar
@cablekar 3 роки тому
@@kamicoolll True, that would mean his annoying ass needs to shut up about lgbtq+ since he isnt lgbtq+ by his logic he cant comment his shitty stance on it
@Fronkador
@Fronkador 3 роки тому
How does he tell people they're going to hell if he isn't satan? Lmao
@simonpelletier8047
@simonpelletier8047 3 роки тому
Witnisser? I hardly know her
@yensj9386
@yensj9386 3 роки тому
dr witnesser's "i'd love to be on your podcast" reminds me of russel hartley's "i think we could be friends" they just know deep down that kurtis is right so they dont want him to be against them anymore
@ko2vo
@ko2vo 3 роки тому
I think its more they see kurtis' subscriber count and drool over it, despite Kurtis literally being like "That thing you're doing? It's bad, real bad." Blinders on entirely to the criticism but simping cuz "nEtWoRkiNg PoTeNtiAl," its pretty sad tbh
@cynicalmoon5067
@cynicalmoon5067 3 роки тому
That was my first thought too. They were both trying to use Kurtis for views. But as we know... no free clout.
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl 3 роки тому
They reek of desperation but I guess ignorance is bliss...
@mcwjes
@mcwjes 3 роки тому
@@ko2vo especially when the subscriber count is one of the first things he comments on right out of the gate. So transparent.
@ousontmeslunettes9891
@ousontmeslunettes9891 3 роки тому
The way they insisted on his number of subscribers yep they are lowkey fans and envious of Kurtis. And wish to get more exposure from our dear mayor 😩
@gabone4
@gabone4 3 роки тому
“in all serious no fuckin way” is the FUNNIEST comeback to this guy-that was amazing. thank you Kurtis for being the standup guy we know you for
@oliviavarney4434
@oliviavarney4434 2 роки тому
I died when I heard that hahaha
@abel633
@abel633 10 місяців тому
@@oliviavarney4434did you go to heaven or hell
@moonycanwatch
@moonycanwatch 3 роки тому
I love how every misogynistic, homophobic man kurtis makes a video about tries to play it off as some silly internet beef and they're always so interested in getting featured in his content cause this is just like drama for them like dude.. have you even watched his video?
@marinaprzeko2415
@marinaprzeko2415 5 місяців тому
Fr
@aleksabanjevic8316
@aleksabanjevic8316 3 місяці тому
He isn't calling u out on some drama u had with an ex, his calling u out on being a terrible person, why do u think he wants to be friends with you 💀💀💀
@_kill_bill_
@_kill_bill_ 3 роки тому
the chat dissing him as he's talking is absolutely hilarious
@elenaerausquin9630
@elenaerausquin9630 3 роки тому
lol i was thinking the same thing
@nayel6382
@nayel6382 3 роки тому
order up! ready to go!
@jenna2373
@jenna2373 3 роки тому
and the fact that he still posted the video with the chat displayed
@willmax95
@willmax95 3 роки тому
Lmfaooo right
@evanisstilldum9064
@evanisstilldum9064 3 роки тому
The chat is just spam kurtistown lol
@Uhhhemi
@Uhhhemi 3 роки тому
if atheists can't talk about christianity then how can he talk about muslims?
@cablekar
@cablekar 3 роки тому
Yes this what I'm sayin
@csavage00
@csavage00 3 роки тому
so true!!!
@chloedillingham4108
@chloedillingham4108 3 роки тому
LITERALLYYYY HES SUCH A HYPOCRITE
@pixelatedbaddie2242
@pixelatedbaddie2242 3 роки тому
And on top of that christianity and Islam are like first cousins. Allah is literally God like are we gunna just ignore that...?
@rowski4568
@rowski4568 3 роки тому
Dang, it's almost like a hypocritical idiot is a hypocritical idiot
@marcusjay8103
@marcusjay8103 2 роки тому
"Judge I'm live, I'm not actually a feline" The fact he felt the need to confirm that he's not an actual talking cat to a judge is beyond hilarious 😂
@kaylanh
@kaylanh 2 роки тому
lmao
@Matilda_-
@Matilda_- Рік тому
“It’s hard to argue with an intelligent person, But it’s even more difficult to fight a dumbass.” -A wise person
@hayley58
@hayley58 3 роки тому
unironically saying "stay til the end for proof of god!" is genuinely one of THE funniest ways to start a video
@halimadreyer3438
@halimadreyer3438 3 роки тому
That part almost made me question whether the guy is just a parody haha like who would do that and actually mean it
@mirandaxx954
@mirandaxx954 3 роки тому
Ben Shapiro is making a school shooting movie 😅
@liamcarrion
@liamcarrion 3 роки тому
@@mirandaxx954 gosh darn i dislike that man so very much
@mirandaxx954
@mirandaxx954 3 роки тому
@@MarcHendry that could probably fall under taking the lords name in vain. He’s using it for clicks and views which get him paid. I’d say that’s a pretty vain way to use Gods name.
@PossiblyAlena
@PossiblyAlena 3 роки тому
I’m reading this before I’ve seen that part and holy fuck I feel like a child on goddamn Christmas morning knowing there are presents to come
@smolson8471
@smolson8471 3 роки тому
So basically, he didn’t say to the kid “you’re going to hell.” He said “Hey kid if you don’t do exactly what I say than you’re going to hell.” Wow... so much better.
@ivym727
@ivym727 3 роки тому
Yes like there’s no real difference between you’re going to hell and you will be sentenced to hell...........
@maddiegrayce288
@maddiegrayce288 3 роки тому
If anything that’s worse😭
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 3 роки тому
Im sure some people would even perceive that as worse lmao
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 3 роки тому
@@maddiegrayce288 wow my point is proven im fuckin blind
@ArtisticallySpoken
@ArtisticallySpoken 3 роки тому
@@maddiegrayce288 ikr. Honestly, it sounds like something a p*dophile would say to get a kid as a trick
@breaunnalj2829
@breaunnalj2829 2 роки тому
Watching this again, and his response to someone taking their own life literally still makes my blood boil. As a Christian, hearing other Christians say things like that makes me sick. Regardless of whether one agrees with that or not you should NEVER say that. It's so insensitive, and I can't believe that God EVER tells someone to say/post that. EVER. MY dad is one of the most Godly people I know, and when he hears about a person, especially a young person, passing away (suicide or not), all he has is anguish. He is just heartbroken and grieves for the family. He has the compassion that God tells us to have for others that are suffering. I'm so thankful that my dad isn't like this man.
@Overseer2579
@Overseer2579 5 місяців тому
I’m glad about that, too
@septasketch
@septasketch 4 місяці тому
I went to a Catholic school growing up and I remember asking if God's forgiveness extended to Judas, especially since he was so distraught at realizing what he'd done that he committed suicide, and my first grade teacher looked child me in the eyes and I think I watched her have a crisis of faith in real time
@justinlaschinsky6354
@justinlaschinsky6354 2 роки тому
Kurtis is an excellent man, with beautiful views and i can honestly say he saved me more from being a gaslighting manipulative monster than anything a preacher could do for me.
@DENNISMFMENNIS
@DENNISMFMENNIS 2 роки тому
Yeah Kurt is good example for how to be a better boy.
@ragmamale4783
@ragmamale4783 2 роки тому
He is but hes a normal dude with common sense and human decency that well sadly some people dont have.
@cincomascincoespotata4123
@cincomascincoespotata4123 3 роки тому
Christians like him are really the type of people who are like "people are so overly offended nowadays" but as soon as someone has a different religious opinion than them go bat shit insane 😳
@lillymorgensen7465
@lillymorgensen7465 3 роки тому
say it louder for the people in the back!
@kit40tatoon
@kit40tatoon 3 роки тому
Christians like them have the biggest damn egos (not all incase a Christian feels attacked by that you do you no hate on the individuals) im just tired of it getting shoved in my face and the faces of other religion, I remember when I was a kid its was everywhere, no matter where I go it was god this jesus that, sing these hims, have a Bible or you going to hell, Christianity is push everywhere where as other religions are not so I have more respect for those for the most part.
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 роки тому
Imagine calling people snowflakes but freak out at 2 men or women kissing
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 роки тому
@@kit40tatoon something I find very interesting is at least on the internet this is kinda inverted. You still have the crazy Christians but also those annoying Reddit type atheists who are like “SCIENCE IS THE ONLY GOD” or something like that
@helena5694
@helena5694 3 роки тому
ayo nice pfp
@andy_sans
@andy_sans 3 роки тому
I love how kurtis isn’t even trying to hide the fact that he was bitten by a vampire
@sageissleeping5165
@sageissleeping5165 3 роки тому
KURTIS IS BECOMING VAMPIRE DAD
@campbellarthurlichtenstein2293
@campbellarthurlichtenstein2293 3 роки тому
shhhh don't expose Kurt boy like that 🤫🤫🤫🤫
@alext6375
@alext6375 3 роки тому
maybe he doesn’t remember he was bitten, he was probably compelled to forget😳
@itskayla9735
@itskayla9735 3 роки тому
Well duh have you seen his girlfriend
@shrub5770
@shrub5770 3 роки тому
KURTIS HAS BECOME VAMPIRE DAD
@jynxiebaby5137
@jynxiebaby5137 Рік тому
The suicide thing fucks me up so hard. After my ma committed suicide, a ridiculous amount of people told me she was going to hell. Now, I'm not a Christian by any means, and I wasn't then. But to tell the child or family or friends of someone who took their life that they'll be tortured for eternity when they lived a life so tortured they felt their only option was to leave.. what the absolute fuck. It's sick. It's fucked up, I don't care who you are or what you believe in, it's fucked.
@whawhawhawhaaaa
@whawhawhawhaaaa 2 роки тому
Imagine if Dr. Witnesser actually just fucking proved the existence of God in a Kurtis Conner takedown video.
@makenaaaad7312
@makenaaaad7312 3 роки тому
BRUH SOMEONE IN THE TWITCH CHAT WAS LIKE “brb gotta go use the lords name in vain” AND I AM ASCENDINGGGGGGGG
@mennaderbala592
@mennaderbala592 3 роки тому
PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@shoutaaizawa7948
@shoutaaizawa7948 3 роки тому
NOOOOOO 😭✋🏾
@elthechip
@elthechip 3 роки тому
i can’t like, you’re at 666
@dromie5059
@dromie5059 2 роки тому
What would that mean though? I understand saying it but I feel like there's a double meaning
@enabaumland
@enabaumland 2 роки тому
The whole chat are literally just citizens of Kurtis town
@doubelgomez
@doubelgomez 3 роки тому
I love "how could an atheist talk about Christianity" like Christians aren't talking about atheist's and what other religions do.
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 роки тому
The hypocrisy.
@peachysandie
@peachysandie 3 роки тому
Also a lot of atheists are raised in religion. So an atheist could have learned Christian teachings, so they have some authority to talk about religion (by the logic that you can only talk about X if you learned X)
@thatfourkinnie6077
@thatfourkinnie6077 2 роки тому
@@peachysandie Speaking of, my mom is Wiccan despite being raised in an extremely Christian household. You can be raised Christian but be an atheist or different religion. This also goes for other religions, obviously. I'm Wiccan because I was raised Wiccan but I've just never seen the appeal in any other beliefs.
@MidnighttArtz
@MidnighttArtz 2 роки тому
with that logic how can he talk about God if he isn't god?
@MidnighttArtz
@MidnighttArtz 2 роки тому
@@peachysandie that's how my mom is. she was raised in a heavily Christian home and she's atheist
@urfavneighborhoodguatemalan
@urfavneighborhoodguatemalan 2 роки тому
I'm a Christian, and Dr. Witnesser or whatever has some major problems with his whole interpretation of the Bible. The "I'm not a liar" thing is obviously wrong (every human lies, it's impossible not too), you shouldn't tell people that they will go to hell if they don't do what you say, and there's no major problem with liking the same gender. Complete bruh moment on the Doctor's part.
@soundtrack1405
@soundtrack1405 2 роки тому
I am an athiest and respect you!
@user-vf9ri2xq4i
@user-vf9ri2xq4i Місяць тому
While there are parts of the Bible that condemn homosexuality it was probably created like that from people who wanted control like the Pope and later the Protestants (Orthodox also applies) because if you didn't know Eve was originally a whole side from Adam showing that they were equals but the translators turned it into a rib to fit what they wanted from women control and power so making them come from an insignificant part of the body would do this
@-pixiewillow-
@-pixiewillow- 2 роки тому
"then I realised I was paralysed by my back being blown out" I'm screaming
@benjaminrobinson7203
@benjaminrobinson7203 3 роки тому
Petition to add the cat lawyer's "AuGUuh" to the soundboard.
@libby8828
@libby8828 3 роки тому
YES! I was thinking the same thing
@hollberryy
@hollberryy 3 роки тому
Kurt liked it! So hopefully he willllll
@chlochlo4155
@chlochlo4155 3 роки тому
Yes
@ghost-husband
@ghost-husband 3 роки тому
Yes!!
@davidknipps7144
@davidknipps7144 Рік тому
I will sign. (Name: me is mochi da cat
@KassieR329
@KassieR329 2 роки тому
TW: Suicide There's a foreign exchange student from South Korea at my school who is a strong Christian (which isn't uncommon for my area). I'm a senior, and I've been going to the same school my entire life, and a boy in my class, who also had been going here his entire life, committed suicide last month. Her host family had to have a long talk with her about why it's not ok to go around telling people who are saying he's in a better place that since he committed suicide he's in hell. I'm friends with one of the people in the host family, and that's when she really started to dislike her, because for the next few weeks, she was apparently super rude, and made snide comments anytime he was brought up. It's really heartbreaking to know that there are people who actually believe that.
@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq
@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq 2 роки тому
I spent a year in Korea a lot of them are very rude like that
@user-vf9ri2xq4i
@user-vf9ri2xq4i Місяць тому
​@@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zqnice ones are probably in Japan lol
@DMO-DMO-DMO
@DMO-DMO-DMO 2 роки тому
"I don't know how an atheist can talk about Christianity" Lol this guy's mind would be BLOWN if he met a historian. "Wow, you must have been alive in 1812! That's crazy!"
@Scififan926
@Scififan926 3 роки тому
“How can atheist talk about christianity?” He's not gay and he still talked about homosexuality. And it gets even worse when you realize you can study christianity without being a Christian while the only way of truly understanding someone's sexuality is listening to their experiences or being gay yourself.
@supercat9119
@supercat9119 3 роки тому
You can tell you're gay when you have a bendy and the ink machine profile pic 😫😩
@iatemycat5320
@iatemycat5320 3 роки тому
@@supercat9119 good game thi
@supercat9119
@supercat9119 3 роки тому
@Oli Ver AHHHH SHUT UP AKJWBEBWJ
@DeeJame
@DeeJame 3 роки тому
@@supercat9119 bruh dissing a dude for having a bendy profile pic when youre named “Hellspawn Anarchy”
@ohhey5741
@ohhey5741 3 роки тому
I know its such a pointless argument, and kurtis wasn't even really talking about the religion he was mostly talking about how what he was doing was toxic
@Maialeen
@Maialeen 3 роки тому
That part where he's hysterically laughing because someone in his fortnite squad had the name "Connor is TRASH" kinda made me sad. I don't feel bad for him exactly but it's a weird feeling. It's just a sad situation. This strange, unhealthy looking middle aged man is forcing a laugh pretending like he won at something and touting it as "proof of God". He's sitting there all day being weird and inappropriate, insulting children. And then when he gets called out he can't successfully defend himself because it's all true. So he has to cling to small ridiculous things like that and pretend he's unbothered and it all amuses him. Also the fact that it said Connor and not Conner is just...it's tragic. Like, there's nothing there man...stop.
@onlyinsomniac
@onlyinsomniac 3 роки тому
God is a notoriously bad speller?
@Lauren-rc4er
@Lauren-rc4er 3 роки тому
What you’re feeling is pity
@ona512
@ona512 3 роки тому
Confirmation Bias is a taught practice for christians.
@raindrop2417
@raindrop2417 3 роки тому
@@ona512 definitely
@gamersargenatrex7726
@gamersargenatrex7726 2 роки тому
Connor is a different person than conner obvs
@firdosinizam3443
@firdosinizam3443 2 роки тому
The fact that Kurtis thinks an app in which we could upload our consciousness will be called fucking “Bingo” is so fuckinh funny, I’m literally in tears
@Selflicensed
@Selflicensed 10 місяців тому
Kurtis responding with “in all seriousness, no fucking way” to him asking to be on his podcast, is by far the funniest thing I’ve heard all week😭
@lotusthemermaid
@lotusthemermaid 3 роки тому
You're giving him way too much credit. He absolutely understood what he was doing. Trust me, I've known plenty of turn-or-burn preachers and they know exactly what they're doing. But like racists, they know it's not socially acceptable to actually share their beliefs (in this case, tell people - especially, kids - they're going to Hell) so they backpedal and gaslight you whenever you try to call them on it.
@consentclub8431
@consentclub8431 2 роки тому
100% accurate. It's a common tactic in evangelism
@gordonramsayslambsauce
@gordonramsayslambsauce 2 роки тому
@@consentclub8431 and traditional Catholicism and Mormans
@kleinekalli
@kleinekalli 2 роки тому
@@gordonramsayslambsauce and morones xd
@puppetstudio4989
@puppetstudio4989 Рік тому
I feel like you are giving too much credit too, cause people can just too egotistical to understand stuff as well
@danny98432
@danny98432 3 роки тому
Clickbaiting god doesn't seem very Christian to me
@elizamac962
@elizamac962 3 роки тому
It’s a sin lmaoooooo
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 роки тому
Saying the Gosh name in vain !!! To the hell you go
@elizamac962
@elizamac962 3 роки тому
@@pretty948 NOOOOOO
@ohhey5741
@ohhey5741 3 роки тому
Former Christian here and comodifying religion and using belief for personal monetary gain is actually a sin👌
@bodaciousdoggo8971
@bodaciousdoggo8971 3 роки тому
Guys I just talked to God rn and he said that’s not cool
@kennycook8212
@kennycook8212 2 роки тому
As a bisexual Christian, (also about to go to school for preaching), I think Dr. Witnesser does something that turns a lot of people away from God. He takes his belief and turns it into a crusade, but he does nothing to work on himself. This is a problem a lot of people have when it comes to Evangelical Christianity, a Christian will talk all day about the sins of the world, but never say a word about their own sins. But, that's the thing, we as Christians shouldn't be holding people to a standard they don't believe in. That isn't fair. That isn't right. We as Christians should hold ourselves accountable for our sins, not for the sins of others.
@nh1Nguyen
@nh1Nguyen Місяць тому
Him asking to be on the podcast is crazy 😭
@itskayla9735
@itskayla9735 3 роки тому
Everyone is talking about Kurtis’s vampire bites and not that his girlfriend is obviously a vampire
@lyndsann3309
@lyndsann3309 3 роки тому
~*conspiracy theory*~
@talzaenvy
@talzaenvy 3 роки тому
we love that for him!
@osml
@osml 3 роки тому
*vampire dad flashbacks*
@crbstompr
@crbstompr 3 роки тому
@@osml lmao
@georgiabischoff5593
@georgiabischoff5593 3 роки тому
that was how they celebrated valentine’s day
@gabrielbailey
@gabrielbailey 3 роки тому
Literally dr witnesser using God as clickbait is blasphemy
@GloryInWonderland
@GloryInWonderland 3 роки тому
Yeah that’s literally taking God’s name in vain.
@ohhey5741
@ohhey5741 3 роки тому
Comodifying religion/ using belief in God to feed personal greed is actually a sin
@KorbentMarksman
@KorbentMarksman 2 роки тому
for real, Jesus didn’t trash the stalls in the temple because he thought the commodification of religion was a good thing
@gremlinwc8996
@gremlinwc8996 2 роки тому
Oh yeah lmao
@pomegranatejuice5139
@pomegranatejuice5139 2 роки тому
dr witnesser: "dOn'T uSe GoD's nAmE iN vAiN!1!1!" also dr witnesser: *uses God as clickbate*
@arishna5540
@arishna5540 Рік тому
the "yee yee" comment in dr witnesser's stream chat 💀
@citizenofkurtistown3855
@citizenofkurtistown3855 3 роки тому
"I didn't say he was going to hell I said he was going to hell!!"
@isabella-fleur
@isabella-fleur 3 роки тому
Kurtis looks like he’s been bitten by danny’s dad
@marley9708
@marley9708 3 роки тому
dude😳how😳do you know😳about dannys😳dad‼️henever leaves his house🤔😐😃
@Blankult
@Blankult 3 роки тому
Underrated
@keren6858
@keren6858 3 роки тому
Underrated comment omg
@stednet9752
@stednet9752 3 роки тому
@@Blankult yuyhhhhhhhhhhh
@themossycobble1903
@themossycobble1903 3 роки тому
Vampire dad
@obscure_munnerz6917
@obscure_munnerz6917 3 роки тому
“Dr.” Witnesser dresses like a cartoon interpretation of Satan so there’s that dramatic irony.
@dromie5059
@dromie5059 2 роки тому
Now that you pointed it out, you're so right!
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl 2 роки тому
Like those late 90's/early 00's kids movies where the devil was played by someone made to look like a wannabe mack daddy 🤣🤣🤣
@jesseincognito.
@jesseincognito. 2 роки тому
Oh damn XD
@no_peace
@no_peace 2 роки тому
@@illneverbeyourdreamgirl and he has a skateboard
@no_peace
@no_peace 2 роки тому
He has actual hellfire behind him lol
@hokutohidakakisser
@hokutohidakakisser 2 роки тому
He gives me "I'm not homophobic I just don't support that lifestyle" (he might have actually said that idk i can't remember)
@yassu20
@yassu20 2 роки тому
i think he was more extreme with it by comparing homosexuality to beastiality
@nacholover24
@nacholover24 2 роки тому
not even joking i was in tears watching the cat filter clip, the fact he had to clarify he wasn’t a cat is so funny to me
@shelbythisisaresidentialar5397
@shelbythisisaresidentialar5397 3 роки тому
"I don't get how atheists can talk about Christianity" I don't know how Christians can talk about Muslims Or now straight people can talk about gay people Or how cis people can talk about trans people *But they do it anyway mate. What's your point?*
@avery7942
@avery7942 3 роки тому
seriously! like how do men even talk about women?? so weird
@wyattjohnson3714
@wyattjohnson3714 3 роки тому
People like him just live and breath hypocrisy. It’s disgusting
@FREDDYEVILBEAR
@FREDDYEVILBEAR 3 роки тому
And how kids talk about adults????? Disgusting
@braylonemerson3422
@braylonemerson3422 3 роки тому
By moving my mouth
@TheEmbessyNetwork
@TheEmbessyNetwork 3 роки тому
Like...how do people talk about animal rights? You're not a COW!
@laurars1048
@laurars1048 3 роки тому
These kind of christians really make me question my religion
@chefleen1254
@chefleen1254 3 роки тому
If it makes you feel any better I don’t think these people are true christians cuz they are way off the mark of Jesus’s message. You do you bro (:
@nessablair5390
@nessablair5390 3 роки тому
ugh same it sucks sharing a religion w them
@averydecarion6911
@averydecarion6911 3 роки тому
it really sucks hearing the church give Christ such a bad name. :/
@lilyavans7648
@lilyavans7648 3 роки тому
@@chefleen1254 very true and can be applied equally to all religions .
@user-vg8cd6cf1i
@user-vg8cd6cf1i 3 роки тому
Same
@Alyrulz421
@Alyrulz421 3 роки тому
"I'm a good Christian, I just wanted to let y'all know this struggling person who committed suicide is in hell because I'm so great 🤗" uh, a Christian here and, yea, he's not a Christian. Just a bigot. And he's the one who actually uses the lord's name in vain by applying his name to everything, saying oh my god isn't lol
@frank_ieros_hair_grease4918
@frank_ieros_hair_grease4918 2 роки тому
Literally also I love your pfp and name
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 роки тому
Thank you you’re awesome
@splitsmcgee1936
@splitsmcgee1936 2 роки тому
Okay but you’re name is definitely a reference to phil trash #1 right????
@user-vs5jg2bg3q
@user-vs5jg2bg3q 2 роки тому
i know this isnt what you were wanting to say but as christians we do need to recognize at these people are christians, just not “good” christians. they dont use the word of god correctly for sure but they do still believe in the bare minimum that jesus says gets us to heaven. this is an issue with all groups that say “we dont claim them”, its like no we need to recognize that people within communities can be shitty but that doesnt invalidate the rest of the community. like someone can be trans and also racist, that doesnt mean they arent trans but in actuality just represent an issue within the community that should be addressed
@Goobby
@Goobby Рік тому
@@user-vs5jg2bg3q ^
@dracuIascoffin
@dracuIascoffin 9 місяців тому
the fact that connor isn’t even spelt like kurtis’ last name and he’s freaking out has me cackling💀
@somethingoriginal2.050
@somethingoriginal2.050 3 роки тому
Okay. That "Dr." Witness' response to that poor girl's suicide made me so sick in ways I cannot begin to describe. How DARE he dictate whether or not someone is going to hell? Ultimately, that's not his decision to make, and he had NO right to go and make that disgustingly disrespectful tweet passing his judgment on her tragedy. I pray for her and her family, and truly wish the best for them 💖
@rainaraina4325
@rainaraina4325 3 роки тому
When she committed suicide to be happy and then he said she will not be happy is messed up
@nina.robbs565
@nina.robbs565 2 роки тому
it's so fucked up. my christian, conservative grandpa said that "since we all have a biblical right to life, killing yourself is technically a sin", it's just so heartless.
@francisvial92
@francisvial92 2 роки тому
Not only that but also even when viewing it from a Christian standpoint wouldn’t he still be wrong? Like even if it is a “sin” that doesn’t matter at all cause Jesus’s whole purpose was to die for our sins, so she’d go to heaven anyways? What a freaking jackass dude I can’t stand that dud. (But obviously even if what he said was the Christian viewpoint it would still be a hideous thing to say. Like oh my god fella, how terrible can you be)
@nathanielsantos1706
@nathanielsantos1706 2 роки тому
@@francisvial92 Also from a Christian viewpoint. I'm a Catholic so I was reading up on the bible, and I discovered that you are not supposed to say whether someone will go to hell or not, because it is God's decision not what you think. Also fear mongering about God and going to hell is not good either, because you are not supposed to be afraid of God.
@nathanielsantos1706
@nathanielsantos1706 2 роки тому
Also from a human deciency perspective, its fucking disrespectful and rude.
@madelinekoh8499
@madelinekoh8499 3 роки тому
guy who says “don’t say the lords name in vain” also uses god as clickbait
@thatfourkinnie6077
@thatfourkinnie6077 2 роки тому
Yeah- isn't that a sin anyways? Using God for personal gain or greed? Isn't that a sin? He's literally breaking one of God's rules by making that video. well i mean He already breaks alot of God's rules anyways so why am I surprised?
@kaylanh
@kaylanh 2 роки тому
frrrrr
@kimberleybirmingham1997
@kimberleybirmingham1997 2 роки тому
Y'know I'm aware that I'm late to the chat but I'd like to point out that "saying the Lord's name in vain" is not about literally saying the word "God", but rather using religion to promote one's own vanity or image (literally what this guy is doing lol). Just thought it was so ironic seeing how often he uses this line
@leftoverpineapple9288
@leftoverpineapple9288 2 роки тому
My grandma is sometimes very similar to that guy TW: depression and suicide talk About 4 years ago I feel into a very deep depression and told no one for an entire year, but when I finally decided I didn’t want to keep living with that feeling I talked to my parents about what I had been feeling, and that I had thought of killing myself several times. My parents did get me immediately to talk to a psychiatrist and got on meds for severe depression, and also got me into therapy so I could talk my problems over with a professional. They were very loving and supportive. They told my Christian grandma about what had been happening with me and she sat me down and told me how I shouldn't kill myself because then I would go to and burn in hell for eternity. She also recently sat down to talk to me for 3 whole hours about how I should burn my Harry Potter books because it was a sin and that it would be better to go to heaven without books than carrying them to hell with me.
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 роки тому
I’m so sorry. I’m glad you’re doing better now.
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 2 роки тому
Communication about your feelings is important, im sorry to hear that there was someone who said those things to you. Glad to hear that there were people who could help and supported you through it regardless!
@paulagribgulet
@paulagribgulet Рік тому
So sorry for you, ive had people tell me that hp bookd are a sin as well lol
@envyofthegodsabove
@envyofthegodsabove Рік тому
We stan the parents Hope you are better now
@haleyselene
@haleyselene 3 роки тому
Also... Someone should tell this "doctor* guy that Muslims already believe in Jesus lol. They believe he was a prophet, just not the literal son of god.
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb 3 роки тому
There are literal prooves of Jesus' existence, so even if you don't believe he's god's son, you can't NOT believe he existed😂🤣 Edit : ok i undersand i was wrong, i'll know how to cite my sources before talking
@xopayyx
@xopayyx 3 роки тому
@@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb what’s the proof?
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb 3 роки тому
@@xopayyx i don't have any right now but i know he existed😂🤣😂😂
@xopayyx
@xopayyx 3 роки тому
@@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb so there’s not proof, you mean
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb
@thomashasneverseensuchbullshtb 3 роки тому
@@xopayyx yes i'm pretty sure there are but i don't remember
@jennamarie1812
@jennamarie1812 3 роки тому
hiya, a lesbian christian here to remind you that god would wanna kick this doctor witnesser guy in the teeth 🥰💞
@HackSugar-oz7zl
@HackSugar-oz7zl 3 роки тому
Hey, I’m a straight male Christian and I support you, love whoever you want to 😁
@minion_luvr_
@minion_luvr_ 3 роки тому
I’ve been questioning my beliefs and religion, since realizing i was bisexual, it’s put a strain on my beliefs, any advice for someone who isn’t super religious but still believes in God sort of?
@yeayea8034
@yeayea8034 3 роки тому
@@minion_luvr_ i’m also someone who’s not super religious but believes in God and has been pushed away from religion because of people like this doctor guy. i think what’s most important is your relationship with God and how you perceive him. you don’t have to go to church everyday or read your bible everyday. you just have to love God and that’s all
@minion_luvr_
@minion_luvr_ 3 роки тому
@@yeayea8034 your comment literally just helped me out so much, thank you honestly
@kelliecanscan3364
@kelliecanscan3364 3 роки тому
@@minion_luvr_ I grew up Christian. But after going through an inner crisis about what I truly want to believe in and feeling the fear that the church places on you to stay there I decided to not be apart of it, I am spiritual and believe in God, but not the same God that punishes you if you do one tiny thing wrong, I think there's a lot humans add to religion that just keeps you stuck there. Sorry im rambling but my main point is, I don't like how people who call themselves Christians say don't judge and don't be hypocritical and yet they do it more than anyone, believe me I use to be like that too bc its where I grew up but I don't wanna hate on those who don't fit the same mold, I don't want to be narrow minded, I want to accept gay people and other ppl from different walks of life. To me Jesus taught that simply love and accept ppl. And humans added the rest on. Jesus also told the most religious ppl at the time they were wrong. And who knows that could still be the same today. So just live your life with love and acceptance, how you feel resonates with you. Xoxo
@puggyboy694
@puggyboy694 3 роки тому
I love Kurtis's reaction to this dude moan-praying.
@HeartStruck333
@HeartStruck333 2 роки тому
“I didn’t say that Muslim kid was going to hell, I said if he died right now, he would go to hell” I think that just summed up his IQ.
@MarianikiStrong
@MarianikiStrong 3 роки тому
Kurtis he didn't IMPLY it, he literally SAID it. "You're going to hell if you don't change" is just a paraphrase of "You'd be sentenced to hell if you died today". There's no difference. Let's not kid ourselves.
@ps1hagrid786
@ps1hagrid786 3 роки тому
Exactly, it's a literal declaration ffs
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 роки тому
I didn’t say you’re going to jail, I just said you’ll be sentenced to jail!
@familyaccountgilbert7781
@familyaccountgilbert7781 3 роки тому
"In all seriousness, no fucking way." KURT, THAT IS THE BEST RESPONSE ANYONE COULD GIVE AND YOU MADLAD ACTUALLY DID IT. GODSPEED MY GUY
@shroederthatboy.4691
@shroederthatboy.4691 2 роки тому
He's a god.
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 роки тому
@@shroederthatboy.4691 I guess Witnesser was right, god is real!
@shroederthatboy.4691
@shroederthatboy.4691 2 роки тому
@@AirLight1646 yes.
@hermesedits1363
@hermesedits1363 Рік тому
stop taking his name in vain dude 🤨🤨
@pt6063
@pt6063 Рік тому
the reply was so brutal I almost felt bad for the guy (until I remembered his thinly veiled bigotry)
@Sarahkara1313
@Sarahkara1313 Рік тому
As someone recovering from evangelical trauma, thank you for this ❤
@ghoultooth
@ghoultooth Рік тому
This comment is old, but I’m just reminding you that your trauma is valid and I hope you heal ❤
@idiot.with.the.painted.face.
@idiot.with.the.painted.face. 9 місяців тому
hoping the best for you ❤️❤️
@kylaprice5553
@kylaprice5553 3 роки тому
I love how much description he went into about the old boot who hed have as his guest
@vickyer786
@vickyer786 3 роки тому
love it when people are like "hey we should discuss this on y o u r podcast" like no dude, why would Kurtis invite you onto his plattfom to talk when he clearly stated he did not like you (and you're homophobic and what not)?? some people are so detached from reality
@konstance13
@konstance13 3 роки тому
Same as that tik tok pickup artist who wanted to collaborate after Kurtis riffed on him. Their eyes turn into dollar signs when they see his subscriber count.
@pokaay3163
@pokaay3163 3 роки тому
@@konstance13 they think any PR is good PR, and that they can be the better person by playing everything off as an ordinary discussion or stand on equal terms after being decimated.
@DarkShadic9632
@DarkShadic9632 3 роки тому
“Hey man, I know I killed 15 people and you prosecuted the trial that has sentenced me to life in prison, but can we sort this out together on your UKposts channel before I go to jail in five minutes?”
@airak6853
@airak6853 2 роки тому
He want that sweet sweet clout
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 роки тому
It’s the entitlement for me. Like dude. No one has to talk to you. If you make yourself an unlikeable douchecanoe, don’t be surprised when you’re treated like an unlikeable douchecanoe.
@brynnbutler3388
@brynnbutler3388 3 роки тому
a girl who went to middle school with a lot of my friends committed suicide in seventh grade, and my friends were very traumatized by people saying that she was in hell.... how could someone say that, especially when people are grieving?
@buffypuffy59
@buffypuffy59 3 роки тому
That’s another stupid rule in Christianity, if you kill yourself, even if they have a mental illness, they have to burn in hell for eternity. The other one is not believing him can make you burn in hell forever.
@nessys6450
@nessys6450 3 роки тому
@@buffypuffy59 i went to a christian school for a year and my bible teacher was telling us that right when another teachers daughter committed
@kaitlynurquhart595
@kaitlynurquhart595 3 роки тому
the church loves scaring us into faith. as a “christian” (i don’t claim christianity anymore for reasons like this) that’s never sat right with me. the bible never says that you will go to hell if you commit suicide. when jesus is dying on the cross there was another man dying next to him. he had murdered and done all sorts of wrongs. jesus said he would be in heaven. that to me is proof that no matter the sin, if you believe in jesus. you will go to heaven.
@nayo7956
@nayo7956 3 роки тому
@@kaitlynurquhart595 yeah idk i’m not a christian but i go to a christian school and one of the core values is ‘god-fearing’ like ?? i thought you’re supposed to trust and love god umm
@anuwilson9039
@anuwilson9039 3 роки тому
@@nayo7956 Yeah lol. My mom is a Christian and says that I have to fear God but I don't love those I fear and that also sounds like a bad relationship between God in my opinion.
@salty-nova6767
@salty-nova6767 2 роки тому
Dr witnesser: HES MAKING ME OUT TO BE SOMETHING IM NOT! *proceeds to make kurtis out to be something he’s not*
@tristonb1105
@tristonb1105 Місяць тому
“He edited me telling a kid to go to hell and made it look like I told a kid to go to hell”
@kenz9710
@kenz9710 3 роки тому
I cannot explain how much I love the “ in all seriousness no fuckin way” that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. I love it
@cablekar
@cablekar 3 роки тому
Fr I laughed so hard
@dannyadams17
@dannyadams17 3 роки тому
it’s like “no
@cease842
@cease842 3 роки тому
“I don’t know how an atheist can talk about Christianity” Step 1: have vocal cords
@ps1hagrid786
@ps1hagrid786 3 роки тому
Step 2: Be educated
@pissapocalypse
@pissapocalypse 3 роки тому
You can also use sign language
@wendeviant2475
@wendeviant2475 3 роки тому
Plot twist. You can also write a paper, book, novel, or article about it.
@thesleepydot
@thesleepydot 3 роки тому
Lmaoo
@jaash7981
@jaash7981 3 роки тому
Step 3: know that christianity exists
@marsipan2569
@marsipan2569 Рік тому
TW for suicide One of my school friends told me that you can't get into heaven if you take your own life and my blood just like boiled. A person was in so much pain they just wanted to leave and even in "after life" they're rejected and turned away.
@eliissmellyy
@eliissmellyy Рік тому
dr witnesser: makes an awful attempt at a response video but tries to stay put together and follows a script kurtis: makes a whole segment about a duck eating mac n cheese and his response(s) are astronomically better.
@juleslee1436
@juleslee1436 3 роки тому
Interesting how someone says "homophobia is bad" and some people hear "christianity is bad" 👀
@akiraeatsguitarpicks491
@akiraeatsguitarpicks491 3 роки тому
I MEANNNN
@corixasksoki2675
@corixasksoki2675 3 роки тому
I feel call out
@KiltedSatyr
@KiltedSatyr 3 роки тому
Homophobia is pretty deeply engrained in organized Christian doctrine.
@thesleepydot
@thesleepydot 3 роки тому
Oooo 👀👀
@thesleepydot
@thesleepydot 3 роки тому
@@corixasksoki2675 why? The comment is basically saying that some christian people think people attacking homophobia are attacking Christianity (so they this Christianity=homophobia) So why do you feel called out? Are you a christian homophobe?
@madelyn.412
@madelyn.412 3 роки тому
Christians: Love thy neighbor Also Christians: YOU WILL GO TO HELL IF YOU DONT AGREE WITH MY ENTIRE RELIGION P.S. This is not saying that all Christians are bad or that all Christians are as extreme as Dr. Witnesser
@clerene1769
@clerene1769 3 роки тому
Christians: love thy neighbor Also Christians: CIVIL WAR
@yostinator81
@yostinator81 3 роки тому
There’s something I think that needs talked about much more. Saying the lord’s vein is not saying “oh my god” when you stub your toe It means doing horrible things and saying god said I should do it. So being an asshole because someone else is not Christian or like you. And then using your Christianity as an alibi is saying the lord’s name in vein
@enjae7962
@enjae7962 3 роки тому
Edit it and wrote born again Christians instead....you'll be fine lol
@madelyn.412
@madelyn.412 3 роки тому
@@yostinator81 Yes absolutely, like when people use their religion to excuse homophobia and racism
@madelyn.412
@madelyn.412 3 роки тому
@@ovenrule2574 I’ve never met one either, but maybe one day lol
@sojuuu21
@sojuuu21 7 місяців тому
"In all seriousness, no fucking way" TOOK ME OUT DUDE LMAOOO
@yoyohayli
@yoyohayli 2 роки тому
This is over a year old, but 53:55 had me unable to breath as I sat on the toilet at work. I seriously thought they were going to find my corpse on the shitter hours after I passed away from asphyxiation.
@rhiannonfoss
@rhiannonfoss 3 роки тому
Dr. Witnesser: “In all seriousness, I’d love to be on your podcast!!” Kurtis: “In all seriousness no f***ing way haha” Dr. Witnesser: “🤡... welp”
@davidbosy4275
@davidbosy4275 3 роки тому
That would be like talking to the screeching iguana clock from Series of Unfourtanete Events. You're trying to talk to it and it just screeches.
@AirLight1646
@AirLight1646 2 роки тому
Literally nothing would happen. It would just be both of them trying to convince each other to no avail
@luvcirii
@luvcirii 2 роки тому
LMAO I LITERALLY WHEEZED WHEN HE SAID THAT TWEET 😭 dude just got rejected 😭😭
@TheEaterofPumpkins
@TheEaterofPumpkins Рік тому
This was so great 😂
@calliecurley8699
@calliecurley8699 3 роки тому
This is literally the same response my mom had when I called her out on calling me fat: “I never said that!” She just said she was “concerned about my weight gain” and “would look better if I lost a few pounds” lmao
@emmaoloughlin1771
@emmaoloughlin1771 3 роки тому
She sounds like a hoot
@maddie-ye1js
@maddie-ye1js 3 роки тому
your mom sounds like a peach 😅 .... and i'm sorry that's really messed up
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 роки тому
We hate when people ✨gaslight✨ people
@BeesRBetterThanU
@BeesRBetterThanU 3 роки тому
Neither the unhealthy talk about weight gain, nor the gasslighting is ok. I really hope that stuff stops happening and your mum can realize it's just wrong. Sending love and positivity! ❤
@calliecurley8699
@calliecurley8699 3 роки тому
@@BeesRBetterThanU I really needed this today, thank you.
@creamdaddy117
@creamdaddy117 2 роки тому
Love how this guy (witnesser) contradicting himself at every turn 💕
@jackhall1150
@jackhall1150 2 роки тому
Im surprised how much of a different vibe Kurtis has Like seriously But honestly, it's kinda cool. Love the chill vibe
@zebeylin1707
@zebeylin1707 3 роки тому
Dr Witnesser : uwu, I didn’t say he was going to hell. owo, all I said was he’ll be sentenced to hell. Completely different qwq..
@Dr4gon_k1tties
@Dr4gon_k1tties 3 роки тому
(• w •)👌
@minale3604
@minale3604 3 роки тому
(。・//ε//・。)
@djungelskog132
@djungelskog132 3 роки тому
(*´ー`*)
@dungeaterfancam
@dungeaterfancam 3 роки тому
=w= when people are killed in the name of god OwO when you see a muslim child
@DGwildDog
@DGwildDog 3 роки тому
Dr. Witnesser: I dddinddntt ssaya thhatt he was ggoimgm to heel,,,,,,ll,,,
@tfjada5603
@tfjada5603 3 роки тому
“In all serious, no fucking way” this is why I love kurtis he jokes and keeps things light hearted but at the end of the day he’s got good morales and doesn’t allow for stuff like that, while most creators would have him on the podcast just because they know it’s drama and views. But kurtis knows he’s not gonna associate w or give a platform to people that go out of their way to attack and belittle others for not sharing the same opinions. And he’s gonna be assertive and funny while doing it 🥰
@elk1827
@elk1827 3 роки тому
He’s quite amazing
@Bionicbutter43
@Bionicbutter43 2 роки тому
We love our mayor
@Albel217
@Albel217 2 роки тому
That’s the same as me going up to someone and saying “hey, give me your money, and if you don’t, you’re gonna get shot in the head.” And then on trial when I’m questioned about that, I’d say “I NEVER said I would kill him. I simply said if he didn’t hand over his money, he’d get shot in the head. That’s totally different!”
@D64nz
@D64nz Рік тому
"I'm not a cat" Exactly what a cat would say!
@AndrewT34pot
@AndrewT34pot 3 роки тому
this guy's podcasts are awesome, he should make a commentary channel
@maddie-ye1js
@maddie-ye1js 3 роки тому
omg he should :00 that would be so much fun 🥰
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 роки тому
Nah he should make a song about indoor boyfriends
@horseboi984
@horseboi984 3 роки тому
@@pretty948 I don’t know about that man he could be bad at singing so we’ll have to see
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl
@illneverbeyourdreamgirl 2 роки тому
Ummm, to me he had the makings of a small town mayor 🏆
@Definitelynotabot4
@Definitelynotabot4 2 роки тому
😂😂😂
@sagemarsh5532
@sagemarsh5532 3 роки тому
the 2 red dots on his neck looks like he was bitten by a vampire
@Soopi
@Soopi 3 роки тому
i agree
@nothingbutfleurs
@nothingbutfleurs 3 роки тому
Bitten by vampire dad
@robynd4546
@robynd4546 3 роки тому
everyone's 12-year-old twilight fanfictions come to life
@madelyn.412
@madelyn.412 3 роки тому
21st century vampire 🥵😩
@sagemarsh5532
@sagemarsh5532 3 роки тому
@@madelyn.412 HAHAHAHA
@jessalynnischan7970
@jessalynnischan7970 2 роки тому
I have never commented on UKposts but I absolutely have to on this video... I am a Christian and hate that this is the reputation that "we" have. I love Kurtis and the passion that he has for people, I see more love coming from him than I do from the other guy by miles and miles. The part about the girl committing suicide is what broke my heart - I've contemplated it before and know how dark and scary those places are. And to think that he is making light of it at all is disgusting. Also, if he knew anything about the Gospel he would know that because of Jesus we don't live according to the law but we live according to Grace. .... and Conner isn't trash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@kate-xi1cf
@kate-xi1cf 2 роки тому
"you're sentenced to life in prison" well they didn't say I was going to jail
@lildicky1058
@lildicky1058 2 роки тому
Prison is worse than jail
@gigiw5896
@gigiw5896 3 роки тому
Kurtis should add that Cat Lawyer sound to his sound board, lol
@darcval9430
@darcval9430 3 роки тому
@kurtisconner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^^^^
@kevinsmahomie
@kevinsmahomie 3 роки тому
Licherally just said this and then came across this comment
@torielizabeth6217
@torielizabeth6217 3 роки тому
Kurtis my grandma is a lot like that guy. When she found out I liked girls she told my mother she wishes I had died as a baby (I did for a few minutes) because now I'm going to root in hell. I haven't spoken to her in 2 years
@masonthejar8890
@masonthejar8890 3 роки тому
you don’t owe her absolutely anything and if she dies alone that’s her fault. that’s not family. family doesn’t do that, you’ll find better 🤠
@emilyb.8219
@emilyb.8219 3 роки тому
Truly amazing how people who claim to follow Jesus, canonically the most accepting and loving person in human history, can be so hateful and abhorrent. I hope your mom and your other family members are not like her.
@valko6615
@valko6615 3 роки тому
I’m sorry that you had to go through that. I wish more Christians understood their religion is about love and not shaming/fear-mongering people into believing what they believe
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 3 роки тому
Keep not speaking to her holy shit
@pretty948
@pretty948 3 роки тому
Wow that gross. Anyways happy gay 🏳️‍🌈
@user-hc9yl4js1z
@user-hc9yl4js1z 2 місяці тому
I love how in the beginning he was just saying "you know?" 52627838282828282828107729102773 times lol
@AcesofSpadeses
@AcesofSpadeses Рік тому
The chat is just PRAISING kurtis when this is a rebuttal
@melodyhaviland9393
@melodyhaviland9393 3 роки тому
the cat lawyer guy has me DYING he sounds on the verge of tears
@aarush1s0od
@aarush1s0od 3 роки тому
I feel so bad for him
@hollberryy
@hollberryy 3 роки тому
When he nods and the cat nods is so freaking sweet and he sounds so sad and it's so funnyyy
@cherryvoid5238
@cherryvoid5238 3 роки тому
@@hollberryy ik so adorable
@hugheskailey
@hugheskailey 3 роки тому
it’s tragically hilarious
@user-ls2bu3vn2z
@user-ls2bu3vn2z 3 роки тому
LMFAO THE DOCTOR'S CHAT ABSOLUTELY ROASTING HIM DURING HIS RESPONSE
@travelsizedarchie
@travelsizedarchie 3 місяці тому
dude it's so fucking funny that drwitnesser prefaced a video with trying to say that a misspelling of a name of a person that criticizes him is proof of literal god
@kaneschepers7721
@kaneschepers7721 2 роки тому
Imagine dr.witnesser saying somone will die by his hands and the next morning when they're found dead he says "I didn't say i would kill him i just said he'll die by my hands"
@acomet2509
@acomet2509 3 роки тому
It’s not like Kurtis is taking it out of context he’s literally adding more context 😭
@Otknoharuka
@Otknoharuka 3 роки тому
Listening to Dr.Simping-for-sky-daddy reminds me a good quote, “Sometimes the real hell is here on earth” -Goat (Goat Story With Cheese)
@shiny_cheyenne
@shiny_cheyenne 3 роки тому
Jimmy Snow?
@pissapocalypse
@pissapocalypse 3 роки тому
Ooh sky daddy do u watch Jimmy lol
@shaonnahrenee
@shaonnahrenee 3 роки тому
Simping for sky daddy made me laugh ssssoooo hard omh
@ramonawonderland5281
@ramonawonderland5281 3 роки тому
Ayii Jimmy fans!!
@meganmonkey1413
@meganmonkey1413 3 роки тому
My freind exclusively refers to god as sky daddy and I didnt realize it was a thing
@aine5825
@aine5825 Рік тому
those memes of cats sitting in a circle captioned “the council is deciding your fate” yeah thats him
@kathymathy368
@kathymathy368 3 місяці тому
I love how Kurtis just laughs when talking abt people on twitter getting mad at his jokes 😭
@didik3327
@didik3327 3 роки тому
this isn't going to be seen, but i just want to thank you for making these. i am in recovery for anorexia which is exausting, but pretty much every wednesday after therapy i get to listen to this and play animal crossing which helps me feel better and forget how shitty i feel. thank you so much!
@lex-je8yk
@lex-je8yk 3 роки тому
💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
@anastasiasutterfield4170
@anastasiasutterfield4170 3 роки тому
i hope you have an amazing recovery. it can be hard sometimes but trust the process and you will get better ❤️❤️❤️
@completlynormalhypernova666
@completlynormalhypernova666 3 роки тому
Recovery can be hard at times but its 100% worth it. You got this
@pissapocalypse
@pissapocalypse 3 роки тому
I hope you feel better soon ❤️❤️❤️
@chomp4577
@chomp4577 3 роки тому
You're doing great!! Don't lose hope!! You're just a step away from where you want to be!!❤❤❤❤❤
@annabeano8678
@annabeano8678 3 роки тому
There is one dislike.... I think the “doctor” saw this video, guys.
@she_ate
@she_ate 3 роки тому
he got all of his 10 followers to dislike this video 😭😭
@hmmm_welll889
@hmmm_welll889 3 роки тому
He actually watched all of Kurtis' videos 😳✋
@totesmcgoats435
@totesmcgoats435 3 роки тому
I'm liking this video before finishing it because I appreciate the chapter listing!!! ❤
@ChrisSmith-ql1oh
@ChrisSmith-ql1oh 2 роки тому
No but imagine not comprehending comedy to such a degree that you don’t understand that when Kurtis did the amen hands it was ironic. Shit must be brutal bestie.
@anaionescu8913
@anaionescu8913 3 роки тому
It's always "god hates sin" and never "why tf did this omniscient, omnipotent god create sin if he knew he was gonna hate it? Just so he could get an inferior species to repent for his creation?"
@lusanelenhlangothi1660
@lusanelenhlangothi1660 3 роки тому
God Himself didn't create sin. Sin appeared on earth through Adam's disobedience. That is all.
@Adamska156
@Adamska156 3 роки тому
@@lusanelenhlangothi1660 You're missing the point. If God created the universe and everything in it including Adam, and if God is also omnipotent and omniscient then he is also the orchestrator of every event that has or will ever take place because he has created everything while knowing exactly how everything will play out based on the way he's created and set everything up. Therefore he did create sin. Let me explain it this way, if you create a duck and you create a pond and place them where the duck can get to that water, all while knowing that duck will in fact get in the water if you continue doing what you're doing then you've effectively made a pond with a duck in it. If you can know exactly what happens before you do it and you continue doing it you're making a conscious decision to make those events occur. If however, God knows everything except what humans do because of "free will" then he isn't omniscient and therefore couldn't have a grand plan for anything. So either free will doesn't exist or God isn't omniscient and has no plan. The entire concept of all of this is inherently contradictory as shown with some simple thought experiments.
@lusanelenhlangothi1660
@lusanelenhlangothi1660 3 роки тому
@@Adamska156 Thanks for the valuable insight. Indeed your argument is by all accounts true and raises the point of what God, in His omniscience, is trying to achieve here. In all honestly I couldn't give any reason or motive behind God's actions, as that would require me being God Himself.( " For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways," declares the Lord. " As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts than your thoughts." ) Isaiah 55:8-9. So, by the logic given, God created the earth and humanity fully knowing that we shall fall into sin and will require a manner of salvation. Yet this is why the basis of Christianity is faith. Faith in God and whatever grand plan He has and had. ( Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. ) Proverbs 3:5. I am fully aware that this aspect of Christianity i.e. so-called blind faith, is one that not many are willing to accept. Indeed I myself still struggle with it and many of the points you've raised have come to mind many times. Yet it is in the acceptance of God's still yet unknown plan and purpose through faith that we are saved. Jesus said: " Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven." Matthew 18:3. What Jesus says here is that if we accept the Gospel of Christ through faith and absolute trust in Him, we shall be saved. This isn't to say that critique and skepticism is evil and discouraged. Yet what must be understood is that faith is what governs Christianity, and it is one's trust in God that determines their walk with Him. For further referential matter on faith, I recommend Hebrews 11 and 12:1-3. Thanks for the response, it was very enlightening.
@shikadragon
@shikadragon 3 роки тому
No stop you’re opening the multiverse
@OuaisAmelie
@OuaisAmelie 3 роки тому
@@lusanelenhlangothi1660 I just wanted to let you know that I thought your second response was very kind and thoughtful. I’ve had conversations with Christians about this very same topic and they always responded dismissively or rudely, so it was just nice for me to read what you said and how you said it. Please continue being respectful and understanding in conversations about religion, you’re setting a good example for other Christians :)
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