Voting by Mail: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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With the 2020 presidential election nearing and a pandemic in full swing, John Oliver discusses why voting by mail is necessary, the fearmongering surrounding it, and why we need to start planning for November right now.
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@theCodyReeder
@theCodyReeder 3 роки тому
Last time I sharpened a pencil I used my Swiss Army knife. 😆
@SurajGrewal
@SurajGrewal 3 роки тому
Should have a video on that :p Cody sharpening pencils in his lab
@eloryosnak4100
@eloryosnak4100 3 роки тому
Always remember: if you forget your knife, your mouth is full of tiny ones.
@terendril
@terendril 3 роки тому
Hey it's Cody, yay!
@twotothehalf3725
@twotothehalf3725 3 роки тому
I was gonna say. Just carve your pencil to make it sharp
@onkelpappkov2666
@onkelpappkov2666 3 роки тому
Why does your knife not have a pencil attached? I mean, come on!
@noafproductions6144
@noafproductions6144 3 роки тому
"Stop playing politics with our lives." That gave me chills.
@Caliekat15
@Caliekat15 3 роки тому
It's true and it is sickening
@player_michaelous
@player_michaelous 3 роки тому
Same. It's so true
@Fifthelement203
@Fifthelement203 3 роки тому
noafproductions the US’ answer: NO. Never
@monmon1741
@monmon1741 3 роки тому
It’s 2 weeks after the 2020 presidential election. This aged like fine wine Mr.Oliver.
@bazzfromthebackground3696
@bazzfromthebackground3696 3 роки тому
@lit lit that's fine, he's a Sewage Treatment Plant now.
@emvandermeulen1908
@emvandermeulen1908 3 роки тому
It’s 7 weeks after the election. He certainly got the taking a dump on stage part right.
@aethelwolfe3539
@aethelwolfe3539 3 роки тому
Aethel Wolfe “The press controlled state” by Charlamagne. m.ukposts.info/have/v-deo/g12YbK-iq3uezpc.html
@clarkwatson3217
@clarkwatson3217 3 роки тому
Fine wine ? Trump was right democrats stole the election by not giving an inch on verification of signatures on mail ballots
@monmon1741
@monmon1741 3 роки тому
@@clarkwatson3217 lmao you still on this fraud mess 🤪
@michael_mcgowan
@michael_mcgowan 3 роки тому
As an aspiring artist, I actually have many fully functioning pencils and I know exactly where my pencil sharpener is, so I thought to myself, "I'm not living in a fantasy land." But, then I remembered I'm an aspiring artist... Well played, Mr. Oliver. Well played.
@hypernovaneedsachillpill7088
@hypernovaneedsachillpill7088 3 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@amelancholylady9109
@amelancholylady9109 2 роки тому
exactly the joke I was about to make as a graphic designer 😂
@noahgray543
@noahgray543 2 роки тому
"An aspiring artist is just an author before they get their obligatory drinking problem." - Stephen King Ok, Stephen King didn't actually say that, it was just my first thought when I read, "I'm an aspiring artist." But it sounds better if he said it.
@MisatoBestWoman
@MisatoBestWoman Рік тому
Same …
@imac.13
@imac.13 Рік тому
I know for a fact that I have pencil sharpeners, I'm still in school and an artist, but I could only find my one broken sharpener when he said that.
@toothpastehombre
@toothpastehombre 3 роки тому
Oregonian here - we've had vote by mail for nearly 15 years. 15. Years. With next to zero problems. It is convenient. It is comprehensive. It is accessible. It is representative of the people. It is democratic. It is secure.
@Arutha258
@Arutha258 3 роки тому
@first last *Democratic republic
@Arutha258
@Arutha258 3 роки тому
@first last And furthermore. Our Constitution says every citizen has the right to vote. So if you truly agree with our Constitution, then you disagree with not letting citizens vote. This includes felons.
@zmdumpbox2340
@zmdumpbox2340 3 роки тому
All things ruling conservatives abhor, apparently.
@Bloodshark123
@Bloodshark123 3 роки тому
We have it in Washington too. Anyone telling you vote by mail is dangerous just doesn't want you to vote.
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 3 роки тому
​@first last We also get a couple weeks to look over and research everything and everyone on the ballot before sending it in. We also get to look online how our vote was counted to make sure they didn't miscount it. That's a big deal. Everyone who tries to take democracy out of this country should hang. By the neck. Until dead. Traitors should die. I'll personally buy the rope.
@RebeccaPaige
@RebeccaPaige 3 роки тому
Trump's attitude is "If the vote wasn't for me then it was fraudulent."
@matthewchandler7845
@matthewchandler7845 3 роки тому
HAHAHAHA So true
@michaeladkins6
@michaeladkins6 3 роки тому
Just like his preferences in protesters.
@joeberi1551
@joeberi1551 3 роки тому
Rebecca Paige Ayatollah Trump Ali gave ultimatum again!
@dagochen
@dagochen 3 роки тому
If voting would change anything, it would be forbidden. - Vladimir Putin
@gam3rmom3nt3
@gam3rmom3nt3 3 роки тому
@@dagochen hol up
@palopatrol6010
@palopatrol6010 3 роки тому
Trump: guys, dont vote by mail Supporters: ok *mail in votes are counted last* Trump: wOaH wHy aM i LoSiNg ???
@Sammy-fq1lj
@Sammy-fq1lj 3 роки тому
hE diDn’T lOsE!¡! /s
@dogcam8492
@dogcam8492 2 роки тому
The worst part is John predicted it
@phanatic215
@phanatic215 2 роки тому
Maybe he thought it was like when you invite someone to a party, and you tell them not to bring anything, but it really means "at least bring a six pack you cheap fuck".
@Viking_Luchador
@Viking_Luchador 2 роки тому
@T H FALSE! he bankrupted THREE casinos
@erlonger
@erlonger 2 роки тому
And he also voted by mail!
@annalattus8484
@annalattus8484 3 роки тому
As an Oregonian I appreciated the shoutout. Our voting system doesn't get talked about near enough. It really is awesome.
@calebcorrea7556
@calebcorrea7556 2 роки тому
As an Oregonian I agree
@fayzaanvirk2731
@fayzaanvirk2731 Рік тому
Same here in Wisconsin.
@keithwoodcrest
@keithwoodcrest 3 роки тому
My God. Look at how calmly Tucker Carlson says we haven't had mail in voting for 200 years. Think about how many people saw that.
@sarahstearns2968
@sarahstearns2968 3 роки тому
I can't believe I am able to still be so shocked and horrified by their manipulations but here we are
@keithwoodcrest
@keithwoodcrest 3 роки тому
@@sarahstearns2968 Yeah. I find myself saying, "I'm not shocked - but I'm shocked" at least 4 or 5 times a day
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx
@xxCrimsonSpiritxx 3 роки тому
Think about how many times people saw him spew his other radically ignorant opinions Bowtie carlson is a failure, only accepted by other failed "news journalists" like fox news, which ironically are banned in countries like the UK
@molsongrrrl
@molsongrrrl 3 роки тому
Tucker has the most punchable face. No mail in voting for 230 years?!? I guess he has no idea about military members? Didn't he hear his orange god votes by mail?!? I vote by mail in Florida. It's awesome.
@keithwoodcrest
@keithwoodcrest 3 роки тому
@@molsongrrrl I bet its only going to be a matter of hours before we find out he's voted by mail his entire life lol
@mashamitchell9574
@mashamitchell9574 3 роки тому
Calling Tucker a "human boat shoe" was the laugh I needed today.
@danjo1967
@danjo1967 3 роки тому
tuckers face is so punchable
@Marble_49
@Marble_49 3 роки тому
Swear his ruthlessness is quite uplifting in this mess ha
@jeanettewaverly2590
@jeanettewaverly2590 3 роки тому
My boat shoes are offended by this.
@NurseryLandscaping
@NurseryLandscaping 3 роки тому
British humor? I don’t get the joke
@marcasswellbmd6922
@marcasswellbmd6922 3 роки тому
Just looking at Tucker's face makes me laugh.........
@killerqueen5924
@killerqueen5924 3 роки тому
incredible how he completely called the issues with PA
@peteswafflemeyer5620
@peteswafflemeyer5620 2 роки тому
Except non of it turned out to be a problem.
@fthomason93
@fthomason93 3 роки тому
Is it just me or is John getting better without a crowd? His power is growing.
@brendaanneckelsamgc5583
@brendaanneckelsamgc5583 3 роки тому
Voting by mail is critical to military, homebound, elderly, and disabled. It has been used for decades and it works. Thank you for highlighting the truth about voting by mail!
@nicholasthompson7690
@nicholasthompson7690 3 роки тому
I used it during college. Using it in this Election as well.
@B_Bodziak
@B_Bodziak 3 роки тому
I think you are mixing up "Absentee" voting with "Voting by Mail". To vote Absentee in many states, one must swear to a listed valid reason as to why you cannot make it to the polls: student, disabled, etc. Simply not wanting to stand in line for hours is not a valid reason. Edit: I am not personally saying not wanting to wait in line isn't a valid reason! That is simply what my state and many others have as laws on their books. It needs to change! I believe voting by mail AND online should be commonplace!
@mourgraine221100
@mourgraine221100 3 роки тому
@@B_Bodziak Why is that not a valid reason? Unless proof of fraud can be shown, why is that not a valid reason? Who decides what is a valid reason and what isn't?
@B_Bodziak
@B_Bodziak 3 роки тому
@@mourgraine221100 Oh, I agree that not wanting to wait in line IS a valid reason, but many states do not allow that!
@edoardofrezet6671
@edoardofrezet6671 3 роки тому
Lll
@EllieCarina
@EllieCarina 3 роки тому
German here, I haven’t voted in person in literal years, mail-in voting is so much easier, 10/10 would recommend
@sanSDI
@sanSDI 3 роки тому
In einem System in dem jeder Wähler automatisch zur Wahl gebeten wird, ist das super. Das funktioniert hier weil wir automatisch im System sind. Die Amis müssen aber einen so genannten Caucus oder Causus ausfüllen, dafür gehen Leute rum und stellen persönliche Fragen, wie, wohnst du hier, wie viele wohnen hier, Alter etc. Und das machen viele nicht, warum der Regierung was über einen erzählen wenn sie eh nichts für einen tut. EDIT Census, ich bin mir nun wirklich sicher das es Census heisst XD
@morningstarbedell5318
@morningstarbedell5318 3 роки тому
I always vote by mail very easy
@gaenseblaemchen
@gaenseblaemchen 3 роки тому
@@sanSDI bei uns gibt es auch einen Zensus. Aber das Problem ist ja eher, dass man sich in der USA bei jeder Wahl registrieren muss. Oder werden da nochmal die Fragen gestellt?
@falconeagle3655
@falconeagle3655 3 роки тому
America is a third world country right now difficult to go to the level of Germany
@nicemelbs
@nicemelbs 3 роки тому
I'm not an American and we don't have the option to vote by mail. I live in a country where politicians cheat in every conceivable way. I remember when I was young, before we had electronic voting, votes were tallied by hand from the night of the election day to about a month until they release the final tally. Every election, it's a guarantee that electricity would go out for the night. Whether it's a national or local election. To me, mail-in voting seems like something our corrupt politicians would exploit. How does your country combat this issue? EDIT: I'm not implying that your elected officials are as corrupt as ours. With all the vote-buying, tampering and even murder, I just can't see mail-in voting being viable in my country.
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 3 роки тому
I worked a polling station in my town, where people distanced on their own, wore masks, used sanitizer, acted with adult behaviour, modelled said behaviour for their children, brought their own pens, and were polite, respectful, and responsible. My town is in Canada, so...
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 3 роки тому
Also... absentee and mail in ballots were ALL counted. No signatures were required.
@oncoucharrest5910
@oncoucharrest5910 3 роки тому
What town had a recent vote in Canada?
@globalwarmhugs7741
@globalwarmhugs7741 3 роки тому
@@oncoucharrest5910 the province of British Columbia
@Pundae
@Pundae 3 роки тому
We kinda have to vote by mail in the military if we want our vote to count... and we're government employees
@oORodeaOo
@oORodeaOo 3 роки тому
Quarantine agressive John is the best thing that came out of this Pandemic
@JITCompilation
@JITCompilation 3 роки тому
"You human boat-shoe" is a FANTASTIC insult.
@norge0209
@norge0209 3 роки тому
He brings me so much joy!
@Nipplator99999999999
@Nipplator99999999999 3 роки тому
I agree, and would like to add in Simon Whistler from Business Blaze here on YT, watching these two slowly "adjusting" to quarantine has saved me from becoming completely feral, so far.
@groovinhooves
@groovinhooves 3 роки тому
John is 'revenge' for the American Revolution-the best.
@jackmorgan5794
@jackmorgan5794 3 роки тому
Jay RichRogers because he has an army of writers, and he says what’s written in a script they give him, you crayon chewing idiot.
@johnnyappleseed4279
@johnnyappleseed4279 3 роки тому
I love how they can acknowledge that a higher voter participation can go in the democrats favor. Imagine thinking that having a higher voter participation is a bad thing. Quite the democracy we have going
@anix712
@anix712 3 роки тому
@@monochromaticspider Because the people who vote for them don't believe, or simply don't care that they're actually the minority (politically). They only care if they win.
@Avatarbee
@Avatarbee 3 роки тому
Watch the rules for rulers video. It talks about majority suppression in democracys (amongst other things) Kinda insane that they flatout admit it.
@whitetigr8337
@whitetigr8337 3 роки тому
Yeah, they used to try to keep this shit more under wraps, but I guess these days they're more willing to say out-loud what they're thinking. Guess they figure if they have the government enough by the balls, then they can be as brazen and outrageous as they want and nobody can stop them. At this point, they feel they have a good deal of power, so they feel entitled to admit that the reason they don't want mail-in voting is because (they think that) it would work against them. I appreciate you bringing this up, because it really says everything about the Republican party you need to know: They don't care about the will of the majority. And that they are anti-democracy. And if they don't care about the will of the people as a whole, then the only other reasonable conclusion is that they care about themselves: Power, money, or whatever else they get for being in office, or for supporting those in office...that's what they care about. They care about GETTING something from their country, not about giving. Contrast that with what John F. Kennedy once said, "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." They've lied to us. They've stolen livelihoods from us. And they've told us it's our own fault. So this November, let's show them what we're made of. Let's give them the ass-kicking they deserve. 💪👊🤙
@Shawk95
@Shawk95 3 роки тому
Republicans seem to be highly scared of democracy. LOL
@edwardzignot2681
@edwardzignot2681 3 роки тому
Republicans are the enemies of Democracy, what other conclusion can be drawn. They only care about keeping power.
@gi0nbecell
@gi0nbecell 3 роки тому
Voting by mail has been common and legal for many years for every citizen in Germany. You know, a country with a real, functional democracy. And if bloody works!
@elaineb7065
@elaineb7065 2 місяці тому
Germany does that. Things there either work, or get booted up the rump until they do. If for no other reason than every German learning all about the last two times things didn't work there.
@TheDnadoctor
@TheDnadoctor 2 роки тому
I love how I can look back at this show and afterwards see how absolutely PROPHETIC you were!!!
@sport_and_tech
@sport_and_tech 3 роки тому
"Dress Code: Chernobyl casual" almost choked me
@evertvandenberghe
@evertvandenberghe 3 роки тому
Hear hear!
@secretagent5954
@secretagent5954 3 роки тому
"chocked" 😭😂
@rogermcgrath7946
@rogermcgrath7946 3 роки тому
AMAZING. I LOL'd but in a genuine sense. Actually had to stop it, and replay it... chuckled like a horse.
@TavisAllen
@TavisAllen 3 роки тому
Good try with English! I believe you meant to say "almost choked me!" A chock (noun) is a wedge placed (chocked - verb) under a wheel to stop it from rolling.
@sport_and_tech
@sport_and_tech 3 роки тому
@@TavisAllen Sorry mate, hard to keep up with all the 7 languages I speak :)
@numinousnihil3804
@numinousnihil3804 3 роки тому
John Oliver going OFF on Tucker Carlson is what I needed today.
@amyashley3182
@amyashley3182 3 роки тому
I never fully understood the term “punchable face” before him.
@joeberi1551
@joeberi1551 3 роки тому
Ayatollah Trump Ali gave ultimatum again!
@marnimiller2048
@marnimiller2048 3 роки тому
That was great wasn't it? Especially with the shitshow everything else is right now.
@justinrobertson5493
@justinrobertson5493 3 роки тому
It's scary how accurate he was in this video with what's happening.
@marisachapman6764
@marisachapman6764 3 роки тому
I'm just watching this episode now. It's amazing how John predicted so many things that did happen regarding voting by mail.
@Jan-wp6ym
@Jan-wp6ym 3 роки тому
There is sooooo much wrong with my homecountry of Germany, yet I feel like living in paradise every time I watch news from the US
@SpyroTheGerudo
@SpyroTheGerudo 3 роки тому
You still have grass. It's not the greenest on your side, but you still have grass. The US has no grass
@berulan8463
@berulan8463 3 роки тому
@@SpyroTheGerudo But luckily a growing lot of weed.
@ossertthewozzard
@ossertthewozzard 3 роки тому
Exactly how I feel. I spend a lot of my time participating in political groups in my hometown because there is just so much I want to change in Germany, but seeing the US is on a whole new level
@chaitanyarao5546
@chaitanyarao5546 3 роки тому
Thank you so much for the suggestion! It turned out to an excellent read!
@Pooksty
@Pooksty 3 роки тому
I definitely wouldn’t come right now lol
@BigDickMcFlick
@BigDickMcFlick 3 роки тому
I've never voted in person. Every vote i've made my adult life has been by mail (Thank you Washington State). I've been pissing Tucker off for years now and didn't even know it. Thanks for making my day John!
@lachlanhudson7404
@lachlanhudson7404 3 роки тому
Ive also only voted by mail my entire adult life #collegekeepingmeawayfromlocalpollingstations
@Gaius__
@Gaius__ 3 роки тому
A classical example of a person doing good deeds just naturally, without even realising it 😁
@16canadien
@16canadien 3 роки тому
Watching this while Biden flipped Georgia with those mail-in ballots.. Trump is probably punching the air right now
@luiss.3866
@luiss.3866 3 роки тому
He was right. It's not like he's saying he doesn't want people voting. He doesn't want people voting by mail because he's guaranteed going to lose that way. Any other way he will win. And as I'm typing this I'm sure 173,000 more ballots with Nov 3 dates in them that all go to Biden will show up at a polling place in North Carolina.
@LisaBeergutHolst
@LisaBeergutHolst 3 роки тому
@@luiss.3866 Trump literally said "stop the count" lol
@LisaBeergutHolst
@LisaBeergutHolst 3 роки тому
Military personnel all vote by mail while on base. Guess Trump doesn't love the troops after all lmao
@luiss.3866
@luiss.3866 3 роки тому
@@LisaBeergutHolst the election was over. It doesn't extend until the democrat nominee wins a lead. That's what he meant. Stop accepting late ballots.
@luiss.3866
@luiss.3866 3 роки тому
@@LisaBeergutHolst Military bases are an exception. They don't really have a choice do they? And trump doesn't love the military is just not true. The only time I can think of is when he had a rally and them the to "clap you stupid basterds" ... oh wait that was slow biden.
@dickbong3661
@dickbong3661 3 роки тому
That whole pencil lecture was extremely confusing before I remembered that right, I'm an artist, most people don't have multiple pencils, a kneaded eraser, and an electric pencil sharpener on their desk at all times.
@ellendavis9272
@ellendavis9272 3 роки тому
Imagine actually knowing where your art supplies are! I haven’t seen and eraser in months
@Cadesworth
@Cadesworth 3 роки тому
Hello fellow fandom artist :>
@Vinciini83
@Vinciini83 3 роки тому
Calling Tucker Carlson a 'Human Boat-Shoe' is probably one of the greatest, deepest, and most intricately-layered insults I have ever heard. It effectively sums up the man's class, his entitled arrogance, his shallow existence, his actual relatability to his fellow Americans, and the microscopic value of all those parts in summation to reality. Bravo!
@junkejinx6226
@junkejinx6226 3 роки тому
He called him a wanker without actually saying it 😂 w-anchor
@braxinIV
@braxinIV 3 роки тому
sandy pandy Jesus Christ. This joke just keeps getting deeper. Like an anchor would......
@adamross2256
@adamross2256 3 роки тому
And your breakdown-analysis of the insult is insightful and informative. Not all heroes wear capes! :)
@sharkbaitj
@sharkbaitj 3 роки тому
I thought he meant white, soft, and rubbery...;/
@RononDex35789
@RononDex35789 3 роки тому
Hey, boat shoes are cool do not defame them with a comparison to a reptile
@waltzguy14151
@waltzguy14151 3 роки тому
John Oliver's shows have remained consistently good since Covid19 broke out
@773SleepyHollow
@773SleepyHollow 3 роки тому
I've had the same thought... Bill Maher, on the other hand, has dived in quality. I suspect that a big part of that is that a lot of John is not only bearable but in fact a plus, because he's very charming, whereas Bill is only tolerable in small doses, preferably while he is surrounded by other people who are often brighter and more charismatic than he is. (I know Bill is bright, but he's not half as bright (or as infallibly right) as he thinks he is... he also lacks John's winsomely self-deprecating touch. Bill is self-deprecating only slightly more often than DJT.)
@Pastrybfs
@Pastrybfs 3 роки тому
@@773SleepyHollow Bill feeds off his audience more than Oliver I think. Bill in his backyard is a little bit... meh. Whereas I don't even notice Oliver's lack of audience anymore. I still watch both though.
@vincentguttmann2231
@vincentguttmann2231 3 роки тому
The most interesting thing is that he himself voted via mail. And, additionally, voting machines are much more vulnerable, as was shown here previously.
@jasoneric4868
@jasoneric4868 3 роки тому
John Oliver is treasure. He's precious for us.
@andrewmlapointe
@andrewmlapointe 3 роки тому
There are sooo many amazing quotes from the episode. “Chernobyl casual” “You Human boat shoe” “First you have to know a dead person, which is hard they are anti-social” And I am only halfway through. Thank you John!
@rainydaygirl57
@rainydaygirl57 3 роки тому
Yes!!! Thought exactly the same thing. So rewarding.
@jfu5222
@jfu5222 3 роки тому
"At a certain point, hunger outweighs fear" the official slogan of Taco Bell
@dhabbott41
@dhabbott41 3 роки тому
Best comment by far.
@misosoup5ever
@misosoup5ever 3 роки тому
"Chernobyl casual" is the best way to describe Corona-fashion rn
@andrewmlapointe
@andrewmlapointe 3 роки тому
Agreed
@jackkraken3888
@jackkraken3888 3 роки тому
You're crazy, take this one to the infirmary.
@jayyyzeee6409
@jayyyzeee6409 3 роки тому
3.6 Roentgen, not great, not casual.
@ryynerwicked2762
@ryynerwicked2762 3 роки тому
Umm no not even close to accurate
@Kamamura2
@Kamamura2 3 роки тому
WTF is "corona fashion"?
@Symphing12
@Symphing12 2 роки тому
Re: owning pencils. You underestimate my stationery obsession!
@kilroy987
@kilroy987 3 роки тому
I thought about the future next episode of Last Week Tonight airing with an audience and the loud applause, and a tear came to my eye. It will be a good time when that finally happens.
@kyledavis2758
@kyledavis2758 3 роки тому
“First you have to know a dead person. That’s hard to do, they’re antisocial” COMEDY GOLD 😂
@CC-xf4pz
@CC-xf4pz 3 роки тому
Kyle Davis no you don’t. The dead person could have lived at your residence at one point. Or in a nursing home... which if you look at the Covid death numbers in dem states, tends to be 40 some odd percent of the deaths because the Dems had a bill to keep and put Covid patients in nursing homes... think about that for a minute.
@mayalouwho2597
@mayalouwho2597 3 роки тому
“You human boat shoe” is the sickest burn I’ve ever heard
@spiralbones
@spiralbones 3 роки тому
Laughed so loud at that
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear mays
@dylanbasil4100
@dylanbasil4100 3 роки тому
It’s was brilliantly delivered! I laughed out loud as well.
@mrusi29
@mrusi29 3 роки тому
Fucking epic. Tucker Carlson is one of the nastiest humans on this planet
@FreedomForever2010
@FreedomForever2010 3 роки тому
I don't know, I thought, "At a certain point, hunger outweighs fear" being the motto of Taco Bell was the winrar.
@lincolnsand5127
@lincolnsand5127 3 роки тому
I've lived in Oregon my whole life. And for over 20 years, we have exclusively voted by mail for every type of election. We don't have such a thing as in person voting. You also are automatically registered to vote when you turn 18 or get a driver's license unless you opt-out.
@DanSk451
@DanSk451 3 роки тому
This should be trending # 1 right now. And for 2 more months.
@edgardelugo1733
@edgardelugo1733 3 роки тому
This year has been the longest millennium of my life.
@virgovertigo8076
@virgovertigo8076 3 роки тому
Mood
@tradingfriends
@tradingfriends 3 роки тому
Watching this after everything else that happened today alone, I thought this twitter mail voting thing was months ago
@Mjgirl55
@Mjgirl55 3 роки тому
AMEN!! 👍
@emudeko
@emudeko 3 роки тому
Let's Bern the whole place down!
@DeathBySnuuuSnuuu
@DeathBySnuuuSnuuu 3 роки тому
Ok zoomer
@Pluveus
@Pluveus 3 роки тому
"If you think you're in any way prepared to bring a working pencil to a polling station, you live in a fantasy world." As a D&D player, I'm not sure if that was a shout-out or a call-out.
@missybarbour6885
@missybarbour6885 3 роки тому
So specific, and yet
@elijahkulpinski4983
@elijahkulpinski4983 3 роки тому
*sweats in online campaign*
@mohammedsarker5756
@mohammedsarker5756 3 роки тому
man, i started playing DnD cus of corona, and now it feels like its everywhere lmao
@rickc2102
@rickc2102 3 роки тому
I write, and use a mechanical pencil a lot, have plenty of HB leads and numerous extra erasers. 🤷‍♂️
@sachinaraszkiewicz785
@sachinaraszkiewicz785 3 роки тому
@@elijahkulpinski4983 Yeah, I switched to roll20 for the lockdown and I really have no idea where my pencils are :/
@WillRennar
@WillRennar 3 роки тому
Another option: Get your ballot by mail, fill it out, and then drop it off at your nearest polling place or other designated ballot drop-off location. You can skip the line AND help keep the mail-in system from getting overloaded.
@jameschapman3737
@jameschapman3737 3 роки тому
Well this aged superbly well.
@hollyabair
@hollyabair 3 роки тому
"Who owns a fully functioning pencil?" D&D players. Every single D&D player.
@itchy-de
@itchy-de 3 роки тому
But do you honestly believe a D&D player would risk their pencil for such mundane tasks as casting a vote?
@hollyabair
@hollyabair 3 роки тому
@@itchy-de that is a fact. I guess for my own personal use, I would find it an acceptable risk.
@Blazer6464
@Blazer6464 3 роки тому
....a No. 2 pencil or a mechanical pencil?
@hollyabair
@hollyabair 3 роки тому
@@Blazer6464 yes. I have both. I mostly use mechanical but the erasers on those are abysmal so I also have a No 2
@JonathanKillstring
@JonathanKillstring 3 роки тому
@@Blazer6464 That's a good shout. All mechanicals, everywhere I see.
@Daenym
@Daenym 3 роки тому
I didn't even know there was a third Hemsworth. This is big news.
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 роки тому
There is also a fourth Hemsworth brother! Larry. He's a pediatric surgeon with severe self esteem issues. 😂😂😂 (watch The Good Place season 3)
@rodaxel7165
@rodaxel7165 3 роки тому
He's on HBO's Westworld. Luke. He's aight. 😂
@chrissterley3992
@chrissterley3992 3 роки тому
They actually used a Hemsworth brother to play Thor in the play that Loki put on in Thor Ragnarok
@sluttymctits4496
@sluttymctits4496 3 роки тому
This is exactly what I was going to comment. Glad I saw this first -- no one likes a duplicate.
@cathl4953
@cathl4953 3 роки тому
Third Hemsworth is no Hemsworth The one he is referring to is the fourth one
@shannontobin7825
@shannontobin7825 3 роки тому
Sometimes I remember that the past 14 months (and just the past four years in general) have not been normal and I get overwhelmed with realizing how absurd everything is rn
@thecrescentsun
@thecrescentsun 3 роки тому
Watching this in November is a trip
@spicypancakeproductions5057
@spicypancakeproductions5057 3 роки тому
The election was so nervewrackong, I had to go on my patio and smoke an entire joint by myself to relax
@vandalhandle
@vandalhandle 3 роки тому
“No one has a pencil sharpener.” The artists are angry, the graphic designers are googling 'what is a pencil?'
@LynxHazard
@LynxHazard 3 роки тому
Why it's that beefed up, feature heavy, stick I use on my Wacom tablet or iPhone, right?
@fatezaragosa2540
@fatezaragosa2540 3 роки тому
Fool I own mechanical pencils cause I like sketching before putting it on the computer
@UncleBuck3t
@UncleBuck3t 3 роки тому
Lmao when Oliver talked about pencils I was like “suckerrrr I got mechanical drafting pencils with high quality erasers and eraser refills” 😂😂
@alienbacon656
@alienbacon656 3 роки тому
I have two pencil sharpeners! One normal obe and obe with the two holes for different pencil thickness.
@adamboyd1132
@adamboyd1132 3 роки тому
The drafters have a cup full of mechanical pencils on the desk. "What's a pencil sharpener?"
@Anfangxs
@Anfangxs 3 роки тому
The USA: We send man on the moon, but voting by mail is supposedly a big thing. Tell me more.
@sebastianlavallee706
@sebastianlavallee706 3 роки тому
@Robbin Hood Have you heard about punctuation? I seriously can't make any sense of what you wrote.
@inkmarxling
@inkmarxling 3 роки тому
It's just not true. Look up the many states where it successfully is done, including Utah :) Mail in ballots are safe, convenient, and make it easier to vote!
@tlgpb0627
@tlgpb0627 3 роки тому
Robin hood this is simply not the case. There is a system and it works super well. Secondly, wtf did going through garbage be a thing. Honestly, this is not a widespread issue and if you are experiencing your garbage being rummaged through, you may need to do some serious thinking. Maybe use a shredder....idk. also i have received a ballot by mail for years, it came in my mail like bills do and was convenient.
@xGEOBOMB11
@xGEOBOMB11 3 роки тому
@Robbin Hood except no one actually sifts though people's garbage just for the low chance of finding an uncasted, undestroyed ballot
@aziegster
@aziegster 3 роки тому
@Robbin Hood Let's be honest. Ballads don't need one staging area, the world is their stage. Oh, wait. You mean, ballots? Fucking hell. You'd think an English guy that robs from the rich and gives to the poor would learn how to fucking spell correctly. Take some of those shillings you stole and enroll in a spelling class instead of arming yourself and the Merry Men with extra arrows and tights.
@thechemi5t
@thechemi5t 3 роки тому
What a truly prophetic video!
@LeBonkJordan
@LeBonkJordan 3 роки тому
My favorite photo of the situation in Wisconsin is that one of that guy standing in line (6 feet apart) holding a sign that simply said "THIS IS RIDICULOUS"
@brandongratta9040
@brandongratta9040 3 роки тому
The guy saying "no one under 65 can say they're afraid" is the same genius that said "we might need to let old people just die to let the economy open. I'm ready to die"
@k.c1126
@k.c1126 3 роки тому
I am almost persuaded to reply to him, "Well, get on with the dying, then!"
@Gaius__
@Gaius__ 3 роки тому
Well, he should set a good example then.
@Alcatraz152
@Alcatraz152 3 роки тому
Voting in Switzerland: - every Swiss resident is registered at the municipalty they live in (mainly for tax purposes) - when there is a vote, every Swiss citizen (18y+) receives an envelope from the municipalty containing a voter card, ballots and a return envelope - ballots are filled out by hand with yes/no (or names in case of elections) - the voter card is signed - the voter card and ballots are put into the return envelope and sent back to the municipalty by mail
@Raguel88
@Raguel88 3 роки тому
Same in Germany
@domninin
@domninin 3 роки тому
@@Raguel88 In Germany we don't sign voter cards, because it could lead to the government tracking who voted what. Rest is true though
@aryangupta2577
@aryangupta2577 3 роки тому
Well I am sorry not all live in rich countries like Switzerland,some of the youth have to make their own country rich AGAIN
@bruh5361
@bruh5361 3 роки тому
@@Raguel88 I even got my envelope to participate in German municipality elections while residing in the Netherlands!
@andredeketeleastutecomplex
@andredeketeleastutecomplex 3 роки тому
Best way to trace desent is to let people put their name on it imo, election ballots themselves need to be anonymus.
@ntombikayisenzimande1362
@ntombikayisenzimande1362 3 роки тому
my man said: "your dress code is chernobyl casual". death has become me!!!
@richardsleep2045
@richardsleep2045 3 роки тому
Yes I've belatedly discovered a gem in our Mr Oliver. Nobody back here in blighty has a clue who he is, how the hell did I miss that? Brilliant, thanks.
@mustymoose
@mustymoose 3 роки тому
I live in Washington state where we have had only voting my mail for years. I really like it, no standing in line and you can sit down with all your info and take time to carefully decide all your choices.
@puckstopper25
@puckstopper25 3 роки тому
Which is likely one of many reasons they don't want you able to do it.
@aj383
@aj383 3 роки тому
Oregonian myself, but I totally agree.
@hunnerdayEDT
@hunnerdayEDT 3 роки тому
Yeah, I can research every candidate and resolution before I vote. I love that about WA.
@rhondablevins4466
@rhondablevins4466 3 роки тому
Akmal Ibrahim So obviously a troll that you don’t even know how ridiculous this comment was.
@drpepperman2765
@drpepperman2765 3 роки тому
@@akmal94ibrahim Okay, cool, but what's your point here?
@Roboterize
@Roboterize 3 роки тому
Voting in Germany: You always have the option how to Vote. On the voting-day or by mail or weeks before the voting in registered places.
@Kakyo01
@Kakyo01 3 роки тому
And in germany the voting-day is on the weekend and not in the middle of the week during working hours. (Who would've thought that the voter turnout is higher if ppl don't need to go to work at the same time/day. >_>)
@xxJOKeR75xx
@xxJOKeR75xx 3 роки тому
@@Kakyo01 ya, for some weird reason Germany wants their people to vote...like, it's a democracy
@Aswedishzeldagirl
@Aswedishzeldagirl 3 роки тому
Similar here in Sweden
@ChuckNorris130194
@ChuckNorris130194 3 роки тому
And no one ever trots out these boogeymen of "voter fraud" to scare people over 55 with less ability to discern bullshit (thats science btw)
@TheUnillustratedChaos
@TheUnillustratedChaos 3 роки тому
Du bist auch überall. Wait... Da ich das weiß, bin ich folglich auch überall🤔🤯 (we've definitely got too much thyme on our hands- get the reference🤨😁?)
@TheReptilianBrain
@TheReptilianBrain Рік тому
Thank you for what you’re doing with your platform. You’re a better American than a depressingly large segment of Americans.
@JennzOrs
@JennzOrs 3 роки тому
Imagine telling your voters voting by mail is fraudulent, then losing because Biden's mail-in voters decided to vote 🤣
@hallowen
@hallowen 3 роки тому
Someone needs to make a compilation video of all the times and ways John Oliver has ragged on Tucker Carlson. Because I would watch that on repeat all day.
@QT5656
@QT5656 3 роки тому
YES please! 😁
@neojc128
@neojc128 3 роки тому
Tucker Carlson's empty stares give me headaches
@haft2beu
@haft2beu 3 роки тому
that would be hot
@lashinka2574
@lashinka2574 3 роки тому
Omg me too! 😂❤👏
@Lethia13
@Lethia13 3 роки тому
"sentient polo mallet"
@ffeff8353
@ffeff8353 3 роки тому
"Your dress code is Chernobyl casual" -- you kill me, John Oliver!
@dinobrya2
@dinobrya2 3 роки тому
LOL!!!!!!
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight
@cosmicraysshotsintothelight 3 роки тому
You want him to do what to you? :-)
@Theracooninyourbasement
@Theracooninyourbasement 3 роки тому
It's scary how accurate these predictions were
@spicypancakeproductions5057
@spicypancakeproductions5057 3 роки тому
John should have put money on it for sure
@MustangChick922
@MustangChick922 Рік тому
“Chernobyl Casual” I’m wheezing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@boRegah
@boRegah 3 роки тому
I feel like noone kept the quality of his show as unaffected by corona as John Oliver ❤️
@NyanyiC
@NyanyiC 3 роки тому
I miss the audience and studio though 😕
@scowell
@scowell 3 роки тому
I vastly prefer shows without studio or laugh-track audiences... I believe most of them augment the audience with tracks anyway. If this pandemic results in the disappearance of the laugh track it will have been worth it.
@JesusHComedy
@JesusHComedy 3 роки тому
And by that you mean still no one is laughing
@JesusHComedy
@JesusHComedy 3 роки тому
Jk
@nighttrain1565
@nighttrain1565 3 роки тому
@@NyanyiC I like sheep to
@DynoosHD
@DynoosHD 3 роки тому
USA: We are the best of the world. Also USA: We can't manage voting by mail. Laughs from Germany. XD
@NationalistsRuinAmerica
@NationalistsRuinAmerica 3 роки тому
Prost, Minjung
@kromit
@kromit 3 роки тому
Briefwahl!
@hillfoxtc
@hillfoxtc 3 роки тому
😂😂😂
@darxmurf
@darxmurf 3 роки тому
Laughs from Switzerland too ^^ Americans superiors ^^
@florianmarks2876
@florianmarks2876 3 роки тому
Lamo
@jennifermulherin2947
@jennifermulherin2947 3 роки тому
Oh wow...spot on!!
@miltonvoight3374
@miltonvoight3374 3 роки тому
John Oliver is doing a great job of making me laugh without a studio audience.
@johnd.1928
@johnd.1928 3 роки тому
U.S. military personnel overseas and other overseas USG federal personnel have been voting by mail for YEARS, and none of these people had a problem with it then.
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear jon
@hunterblane610
@hunterblane610 3 роки тому
AxxL That might be the random and irrelevant comment I’ve ever seen.
@kappadarwin9476
@kappadarwin9476 3 роки тому
Because Democrats out number Republicans, so Republicans have to resort to voter suppression to stay relevant because after Trump Republicans are going to have a hard time appealing to his base when the day comes and Trump is no longer there for them.
@TheKrinkled1
@TheKrinkled1 3 роки тому
The military has been voting by mail since 1864. republicans love riding the backs of the military all the while whipping the service men and women into subservience.
@squanch4458
@squanch4458 3 роки тому
It’s funny to me how Carlson is either blatantly lying or has no idea what he’s talking about
@mockingbirdfinch5783
@mockingbirdfinch5783 3 роки тому
If we can do taxes by mail, we can certainly vote by MAIL. “9.9
@greatcesari
@greatcesari 3 роки тому
Absolutely true.
@kungfumind.
@kungfumind. 3 роки тому
Word!
@hectorheck1353
@hectorheck1353 3 роки тому
Wow, terrible comparison.
@johndododoe1411
@johndododoe1411 3 роки тому
Taxes are done by name and can be corrected by name after the fact. Votes have to be anonymous and repeatedly stripped of any means to trace back any vote to the voter.
@Matt-fl8uy
@Matt-fl8uy 3 роки тому
@@johndododoe1411 You clearly have never voted by mail. You have a form in it that includes your name and party registration that is returned with your ballot (they are just separate pieces of paper). They still check off your name when you vote.
@Drizzle015
@Drizzle015 3 роки тому
"... and not in a good way." That was brilliant.
@michastrzelczyk7224
@michastrzelczyk7224 Рік тому
omg I love Your brain man You are brilliant!! That Tucker bit lol
@christiantrosdorff1061
@christiantrosdorff1061 3 роки тому
Ok here's the thing: I was born and raised in Germany. Voting there means you get mail from the government early enough. No matter if it is a national, statewide or local election, you get either to choose to vote on location at the day in a school or wherever or you can choose to vote by mail. In some states they'll send you the forms with the mail including a free envelope included that has a printed on prepay stamp. In others you can just ring up or write you want a form for mail voting. And then you can vote the way you like. And surprise: It works and we never really had substantial problems with voter fraud. And now that they mentioned it in the show: A politician who urges citizens NOT to go to an election is a complete shame for a democracy and should immediately be thrown out. This is crazy illegal shit.
@thomasmc9611
@thomasmc9611 3 роки тому
The US is not a democracy and I would argue a politician pointing out the flaws in a system used to determine the direction the country should take even though it would likely damage his numbers is a noble one.
@SuperLeica1
@SuperLeica1 3 роки тому
Germany is one of the many civilized countries.
@autogolazzojr7950
@autogolazzojr7950 3 роки тому
@@thomasmc9611 He was talking about the Missouri governor's statements at 4:05, I believe. What he said was downright freighting. By the way, the US is a representative democracy.
@sbnwnc
@sbnwnc 3 роки тому
Right. You live in _Germany_ a normal, functional country. The United States is not that. Not even close. HELP US!!
@jacobh9264
@jacobh9264 3 роки тому
I am a German guy... our biggest problem with the election system is the debate about a gender equality in the parliament. When I saw this i thought that this is a report about rwanda or uganda....
@Sigart
@Sigart 3 роки тому
Times I laughed this episode: "Chernobyl casual" "My beef is _shredded"_ "You human boat shoe!"
@pleasuretokill
@pleasuretokill 3 роки тому
Taco Bell's slogan "At a certain point hunger takes over fear"
@brianvice1144
@brianvice1144 3 роки тому
Weirdly shaped and disproportionately harmful to minorities got me
@rockyallison6809
@rockyallison6809 3 роки тому
And the dead person is antisocial.
@ItsNatt09
@ItsNatt09 3 роки тому
As an Oregonian, I died at "Dame Dolla for life".
@malcolmwolfe8879
@malcolmwolfe8879 3 роки тому
You forgot: Dame dolla for life
@luminis6950
@luminis6950 3 роки тому
This aged well. John is a prophet
@oce1989
@oce1989 3 роки тому
Or a leftist mouthpiece reassuring people it's totally legit before mass fraud takes place.
@JD.Knight
@JD.Knight 3 роки тому
No, Trump is just that stupid and predictable.
@davidfortier6976
@davidfortier6976 3 роки тому
This is one of the best episodes ever.
@redreaper2752
@redreaper2752 3 роки тому
“Stop playing politics with our lives” well said ma’am.
@franz6047
@franz6047 3 роки тому
2016: John declares that he is desperately looking forward to 2020 2020: John fondly remembers the good old days of 2016
@AWindy94
@AWindy94 3 роки тому
This is a whole Mood
@primarchkhas726
@primarchkhas726 3 роки тому
@@AWindy94 if youre a soft little baby. Sounding like boomers already
@CT-um7zq
@CT-um7zq 3 роки тому
Remember his last episode of 2016 with the musical and fireworks that burned the numbers to a crispy pile of ash? Imagine how epic this year's last episode will be. I'll breath a sigh of relief
@CT-um7zq
@CT-um7zq 3 роки тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/iIFni4amZKWIloU.html
@nathanlevesque7812
@nathanlevesque7812 3 роки тому
@@primarchkhas726 it doesn't take much to set you off huh
@nomad4banter
@nomad4banter 3 роки тому
This is so relevant right now. John, you need to do a follow-up.
@missybarbour6885
@missybarbour6885 3 роки тому
As one of those 107,000 Pennsylvanians who voted by mail in 2016, I would like to reassure you that they pack an "I Voted" sticker in the envelope for you! I will nevertheless be printing out that hamster in a speedo as well
@raywhite7179
@raywhite7179 3 роки тому
They don't for us Utahns. :
@GAY_RULE
@GAY_RULE 3 роки тому
I dont care for a sticker but I do love the "I voted and Im not dead" sticker lol
@moos5221
@moos5221 3 роки тому
how many stickers did you get in 2016? xD
@arigadatred5395
@arigadatred5395 3 роки тому
People who have functioning pencils: - D&D players - Artists
@inkboo_4293
@inkboo_4293 3 роки тому
im an artist and i dont even have a functioning pencil
@ReynaldoRivera
@ReynaldoRivera 3 роки тому
To be honest, I play DnD 100% digitally. The only pencil I have is the stylus for my MS Surface Pro.
@amypieterse3706
@amypieterse3706 3 роки тому
as an artist, i must agree......WHERE IS MY PENCIL SHARPENER ?????????????
@rogerwilco2
@rogerwilco2 3 роки тому
Yup.
@delaware137
@delaware137 3 роки тому
Mathematicians also have functioning pencils
@DonnaSnyder
@DonnaSnyder 3 роки тому
You make me laugh more than anyone else. Thank you.
@JoshFromGA
@JoshFromGA 3 роки тому
It's hilarious that as he was ranting about pencil sharpeners, mine was sitting in front of me. In my kitchen. Exactly where it shouldn't be.
@telchar
@telchar 3 роки тому
"hey, I have a pencil sharpener!" "WHERE IS IT" "Shit he got me"
@dragongirl7978
@dragongirl7978 3 роки тому
SAME 😂😂
@csquared4583
@csquared4583 3 роки тому
I was like I have so many pencils wait no all the erasers are hard and don't work shit
@je23508
@je23508 3 роки тому
Hey, I have a pencil sharpener AND know it is my husband's home office. 😃😋
@telchar
@telchar 3 роки тому
@@je23508 damn! But do you have any fully functional pencils?
@EAenergy
@EAenergy 3 роки тому
dragongirl7978 I work in construction. We all use knives 😂
@safetydoggo2721
@safetydoggo2721 3 роки тому
"Just don't vote lol" Excuse me? That sounds very anti democratic
@douglaslangley9251
@douglaslangley9251 3 роки тому
@first last a democratic constitutional republic. This is the dumbest fucking take, we get it we are a representative democracy not a direct one, its still a democracy.
@sovietmuffin501
@sovietmuffin501 3 роки тому
first last even if you want to be technical, we would be a constitutional democratic representative republic
@annasnow9740
@annasnow9740 3 роки тому
Yep, from Missouri, can confirm he said this. 🤦🏻‍♀️ He’s following Trump to the letter. He and our senators don’t care about us.
@jsmetalcore
@jsmetalcore 3 роки тому
@first last It means the same thing, by saying the US isn't a democracy you're saying the US is a dictatorship.
@youtubeluver2561
@youtubeluver2561 3 роки тому
When Trump is 1 candidate & I’m still undecided about Biden.....I just might not vote.
@JoshuaParkk
@JoshuaParkk 3 роки тому
Always laugh my ass off when I watch this guy
@monicareid8858
@monicareid8858 8 місяців тому
You SO called it!!! You SO PREDICTED it!!!
@Deltage
@Deltage 3 роки тому
I'm from Estonia and we've had online voting with digital ID cards since 2005.
@kurisu7885
@kurisu7885 3 роки тому
That sounds really cool.
@kuttermcneil1520
@kuttermcneil1520 3 роки тому
Are the digital ID cards unique identifying numbers? Because in America we dont like being identified by the government.
@Cooe.
@Cooe. 3 роки тому
You are also a tiny, homogeneous country of just a couple million people. Things are JUST a little bit easier for you guys to pull of because of that, than for say America.
@ThatBoogieman
@ThatBoogieman 3 роки тому
@@kuttermcneil1520 lmao wut? You don't have a SSN? Driver's license? Passport? School records? Voter registration? Healthcare plan? Address? All of these are already identifying systems. One dedicated to online voting wouldn't be any more risky than anything else we already have.
@baronvonlimbourgh1716
@baronvonlimbourgh1716 3 роки тому
@@Cooe. that is just a dumb argument that was true in the 19th century. Not anymore, computers don't care about this kind of stuff. We have the tEcHnOLoGy
@owenwells3749
@owenwells3749 3 роки тому
One day he’s gonna take off his suit and we’re gonna realize he actually is just super jacked
@MyThoughts19902X
@MyThoughts19902X 3 роки тому
Lol....he considers exercise a waste of time.
@TheTrishalyn
@TheTrishalyn 3 роки тому
I hope that's the day Adam Driver is on the show!
@kanden27
@kanden27 3 роки тому
TheTrishalyn holy cow! He didn’t do an Adam Driver rant this week!
@joecon1343
@joecon1343 3 роки тому
Yeah he gets jacked up with fish fillets, fries and big mac's lol oh dont forget the diet coke....
@unknownsample4801
@unknownsample4801 3 роки тому
@@MyThoughts19902X maybe he is talking about John.
@ixchelbermejo9266
@ixchelbermejo9266 3 роки тому
The best thing about this pandemic time is this man.
@kneetrain7030
@kneetrain7030 3 роки тому
Lol im watching this video for my homework and I am clearly enjoying quoting John Oliver's words
@LuckyTondi
@LuckyTondi 3 роки тому
I was honestly thinking the "getting ripped and shredded beef" part would lead to Adam Driver.
@AlienValkyrie
@AlienValkyrie 3 роки тому
Don't worry, he's just pulling another trick on us, pretending to stop for a few weeks just to hit us when we least expect with a full two-minute ode of admiration.
@LordAmerican
@LordAmerican 3 роки тому
Based on his tone I was expecting him to somehow bring Adam Driver into the pelican bit.
@Doc_Aspy
@Doc_Aspy 3 роки тому
I'm actually a bit disappointed that he didn't bring up AD. 🤣
@nicovds
@nicovds 3 роки тому
Me too 😂
@Frazzled_Chameleon
@Frazzled_Chameleon 3 роки тому
I feel let down. lol
@onkelpappkov2666
@onkelpappkov2666 3 роки тому
I'm German. I love this show. But while we have a boatload of problems here, many episodes make me wonder what's going on across that pond. Voting by mail is such a standard thing here. They actually send you a return envelope along with your voting information and verification. You can decide whether you want to take that to the polling station and hand it over in exchange for your ballot or send it in to receive your ballot by mail. I used to always go vote in person and tried mail voting when I had to work. It takes time but it is incredibly convenient. All the information and deadlines are on there, there is little chance of error. Apply for mail vote (automatically invalidating your direct vote) by sending your verification back (or do it online or by phone, I think that works as well), get the ballot, make a cross, sign it, use the return envelopes that even come in two colours with lots of "how to" information. Put it in the mail. Secure, easy, convenient and relatively fast. It's like an episode about why the USA should have water pipes from non-poisonous materials or like, human rights or whatever. It feels so bizarre. We're not unconcerned over here either but it feels like we share half of your problems and are only half concerned about them. Same with going to the doctor for free or not going to jail without trial or all those other things. Then again, we don't have Adam Driver. Crush me like my crippling debt, you abominable leviathan! Break me like my faith in humanity, you fearsome hunk!
@DuizhangLu
@DuizhangLu 3 роки тому
It's a dumpster fire masquerading as a country.
@danielsanchezbravo6527
@danielsanchezbravo6527 3 роки тому
as the rest of the world, i don't understand u.s. citizens
@MollyAhern
@MollyAhern 3 роки тому
Daniel Sanchez Bravo as a US citizen, I wish I could let you know but I'm just as lost
@praveshsharma2820
@praveshsharma2820 3 роки тому
Daniel Sanchez Bravo It’s been a rough year for us and it’s getting worse.
@OWLGSTV
@OWLGSTV 3 роки тому
The US a Neapolitan ice cream of social economic problems just sprinkled with disproportionate death of blacks at at hands of law enforcement with a racism as 🍒 on top
@jessicacarr4933
@jessicacarr4933 3 роки тому
He bloody well called it
@ellenlewitt
@ellenlewitt 3 роки тому
Thank you for helping. We need all the help we can get. Love you. 💕🤓
@JoshJenrayAK47
@JoshJenrayAK47 3 роки тому
“You don’t have a pencil sharpener, and if you do, answer me this: WHERE IS IT?” Me, an artist: [looks immediately down and to the left] Right there… Also me, who has bad memory: ………I mean, it was……
@jmperez1997
@jmperez1997 3 роки тому
Me, a teacher...Same. Also we are required to use black pen not pencil. Probably for security reasons
@jamielynnlano
@jamielynnlano 3 роки тому
Me!
@fbaxter8551
@fbaxter8551 3 роки тому
Me, an accountant: *looks down and to right at my collection of kid school supplies I buy after every back to school markdown* Try again Oliver, of course I buy so many because I keep losing them.
@goestdummy
@goestdummy 3 роки тому
Mine's right behind me, but I only got it yesterday so I guess it's just a matter of time...
@plucas1
@plucas1 3 роки тому
MECHANICAL PENCILS 4 LIFE!!!! WOOOO! \m/-.-\m/ Am an artist and haven't sharpened a pencil in 10 years! (just don't ask were the replacement leads are)
@xXPinkerPanterXx
@xXPinkerPanterXx 3 роки тому
I really like how John and his crew talk about issues that are about to become a problem and educate the general public about it, rather than getting views by simply commenting on shit that has already happend. Keep up the good work!
@Schadrach42
@Schadrach42 3 роки тому
It's totally one sided coverage though. For example, he basically just blew off the whole possibilty of election fraud, which doesn't broadly happen because now because mail ballots aren't widespread in places with contentious races. He didn't talk at all about ballot harvesting (which flipped a state level race in CA not that long ago), or about boleteros and politiqueros who play a significant part in down ballot races in certain states. A practice that I'd expect to get a lot bigger if we moved to all mail balloting. Or to put it another way, he's basically doing the same thing as claiming in 1812 that gerrymandering isn't a real problem that anyone should be concerned about, it doesn't happen enough to have any real effect. Also, I find it hypocritical for him to mention routine list maintenance as a good thing that often happens, when was he opposed to "voter roll purges" in a previous video? It's literally the same practice, just different terms depending on if you want to oppose or support it at the moment.
@uspockdad6429
@uspockdad6429 3 роки тому
Schadrach42 You really need to pay attention to the entirety of the videos if you want to criticize. He isn’t against removing dead voters from the system. In that video he explained that voter purges will often go in and purge voters who just haven’t voted in the last X number of years. Which is dangerous because just because someone didn’t vote doesn’t mean they are dead. And he may not talk about issues you mentioned as mail-in ballot issue that might come up because those issue have never happened on a large scale in this country. The worst example of mail-in voter fraud was perpetrated by the GOP in North Carolina. But Democrats have been courageous enough to continue pushing for mail-in voting to keep their voters safe even though they know there is a chance the GOP might try to defraud the system again, and their complaints sound like they are laying out their playbook. But as long as vote by mail is funded properly the country will be able to investigate and prosecute anyone caught trying to cheat the system. Which is probably why the GOP is fighting so hard to make sure it does not get the funding needed.
@Tustin2121
@Tustin2121 3 роки тому
Schadrach42 - Voter fraud and election fraud are two different things. Voter fraud is done by the voters and is what John mentioned in this video, and it’s vanishingly small and everyone is always looking out for it while processing ballots. Election fraud is done by politicians and officials and includes ways to make sure sections of the population can’t vote, which include things like gerrymandering, closing polling places, poll tests, misleading the public about voting procedures, etc. “Ballot harvesting” is a third party collecting people’s mail ballots to submit on their behalf. Some states make it illegal because who knows what the person who collects the ballots will do with them. Campaigns do it in places where it’s legal in order to drive up turnout. You cite California, where apparently it was made legal recently, and GOP campaigns are on record that they’re upping their own Ballot Harvesting schemes to match the Democrats’. Not sure why the people can’t just stick it in the mail themselves...
@Schadrach42
@Schadrach42 3 роки тому
@@uspockdad6429 "He isn’t against removing dead voters from the system. In that video he explained that voter purges will often go in and purge voters who just haven’t voted in the last X number of years. Which is dangerous because just because someone didn’t vote doesn’t mean they are dead. " Except that various databases regarding citizens aren't exactly connected, especially between states. If I go and die in another state, there's a real chance my state won't have a death certificate for me. So by some definitions I'm "not dead." If I move to another district in the same state, there's little the state knows or cares about that (state income taxes the following year and DMV up to 5 years later being the most likely - and it's worth noting that the argument against voter ID laws implies that a lot of folks don't deal with the DMV at all) and even less that the voter rolls do. If I move to another state, the only thing my previous state can be certain of is that I'm not paying taxes there any more. The NVRA provides a specific procedure for determining a voter is likely either dead or moved and thus can be removed, and requires it as a minimum if there's not more direct evidence of death or moving: You have to miss two consecutive federal elections, be sent a mailer, not respond to that mailer, not update your voter registration, and miss another federal election. At that point you haven't voted in most of a decade and are not responding to mail at your registered address, so it's considered safe for the state to assume that you are no longer a living resident at that address. "And he may not talk about issues you mentioned as mail-in ballot issue that might come up because those issue have never happened on a large scale in this country. The worst example of mail-in voter fraud was perpetrated by the GOP in North Carolina." ...and in 1810 gerrymandering wasn't an issue. It was something you could look at the system and clearly see as a potential serious flaw, but it wasn't an issue yet so we shouldn't do anything about it. The term "gerrymandering" was coined in 1812, in reference to a specific obviously manipulated district. Even then, it's something that only happened once in one state, so it's not a problem that should be discussed or any move to do anything about it done, right? The obvious routes to fraud that exist with mail in ballots aren't a "real issue" only because very few places have done large scale mail in ballots, and the few that have aren't exactly states where there's a real threat to the party in power, whatsoever.
@Schadrach42
@Schadrach42 3 роки тому
@@Tustin2121 "Voter fraud and election fraud are two different things." A distinction literally only used in this context to be able to avoid talking about the very real security issues with large scale mail in voting, by pretending the issue is individual voters committing multiple crimes for single additional votes.. "“Ballot harvesting” is a third party collecting people’s mail ballots to submit on their behalf. Some states make it illegal because who knows what the person who collects the ballots will do with them." Hi, soandso. I'm suchandsuch, and I'm here to offer to collect your ballot and deposit it in the mail for you. It's a new thing, just passed last year, and it's only for Democrats. - there's a UKposts video of a ballot harvester showing up using basically that script. Totes OK, right? "You cite California, where apparently it was made legal recently, and GOP campaigns are on record that they’re upping their own Ballot Harvesting schemes to match the Democrats’." They also are on record overtly stating that it feels like cheating, but they're going to do it because it's officially not cheating and it's apparently powerful enough to flip the election. Does that sound like any other tactic you might be familiar with, perhaps involving Gerry's salamander shaped district?
@jamestetzlaf5739
@jamestetzlaf5739 3 роки тому
Once again this is an excellent source of information. Keep up the good work asks thanks for your time.
@lowlygrunt
@lowlygrunt 3 роки тому
The rant about pencils - so true so true....
@n3rdstrength
@n3rdstrength 3 роки тому
John feels different this episode, I think he's hit his quarantine stride.
@jennifergreggerson6225
@jennifergreggerson6225 3 роки тому
Which means something else is about to happen to scramble things up. 2020's motto is : "Don't get too comfortable"
@seancourtney5548
@seancourtney5548 3 роки тому
Yea this is honestly the best episode since quarantine began.
@aunulimansfield3277
@aunulimansfield3277 3 роки тому
How long in quarantine will it take for us to get a liberal Alex Jones? Oh don't tell me, I don't want that now that I think about it
@waynekenney9311
@waynekenney9311 3 роки тому
He didn't have audience laughter and it screwed him up for a while, but now he can make the jokes without the laughter and it flows better.
@figmentypigmentycrossertos1744
@figmentypigmentycrossertos1744 3 роки тому
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