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@JohnDrummondPhoto
@JohnDrummondPhoto 2 роки тому
"Mopey Prick" is one of the best yet.
@Dan-ud8hz
@Dan-ud8hz 2 роки тому
“I love the pure, peaceable, and impartial Christianity of Christ; I therefore hate the corrupt, slaveholding, women-whipping, cradle-plundering, partial, and hypocritical Christianity of this land. Indeed, I can see no reason, but the most deceitful one, for calling the religion of this land Christianity. I look upon it as the climax of all misnomers, the boldest of all frauds, and the grossest of all libels.” ― Frederick Douglass, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave
@anastasiahenley9394
@anastasiahenley9394 2 роки тому
Wow this got my attention.it touched me
@elenachristian9860
@elenachristian9860 2 роки тому
He certainly had a way of stating the truth.
@ImplosionEnergy
@ImplosionEnergy 2 роки тому
Stupid touches stupid
@joej2353
@joej2353 2 роки тому
“Nobody has done more for Christianity than me…” clearly from a man who has obviously never used a bible for anything more than a photo op.
@JamesJones-mm2nm
@JamesJones-mm2nm 2 роки тому
He’s the antichrist!
@CollidingStrings
@CollidingStrings 2 роки тому
Hey, he's fulfilling the Christian prophecy of the antichrist. He didn't say he was doing "good" things for them, he's steering them to oblivion. Somebody has to separate the chaff from the grain, and he's the garbage magnet getting the job done. You definitely don't want this man running your nation. Judgement Day: ----------------------------------- Lady Justice: "Were you a Trump supporter?" Moron: "Yes!" BZZZZT! (Sizzle)... Lady Justice: Next! --------------------------------------- See? What a time-saver!
@sabina2475
@sabina2475 2 роки тому
Or a coasters
@aliensarerealttsa6198
@aliensarerealttsa6198 2 роки тому
The Trumpers believe it because they aren't smart enough to understand their own beliefs. They want to be lied to because they don't want to accept anything else. Watch them try to explain something using logic and reason/evidence. Hilarious double standards, at best. Or worst, they're actually sadistic psychopaths. Trump got all the worst people from different areas and exposed them all by being so absurdly corrupt himself. "Don't rock the boat. Crash into this rock instead."
@vyperspit
@vyperspit Рік тому
He also held the Bible the wrong way in that photo op.
@BMrider75
@BMrider75 2 роки тому
The 'burger on a string' image was brilliant.
@terryrodriguez6209
@terryrodriguez6209 2 роки тому
Went to my doctor last week for a check up. She asked me if I needed a refill on my anti- anxiety medication. Told her no as Trump is no longer in office. She laughed like I was kidding.
@russellm2555
@russellm2555 2 роки тому
She was laughing at you
@worldcitizeng6507
@worldcitizeng6507 2 роки тому
Laughter is the best medicine 💊, we survived the previous 4 years
@ninianstorm6494
@ninianstorm6494 2 роки тому
@@worldcitizeng6507 list of treason by all whom claim russia hack 2016: hillary and albright killed democracy proof list= obama and Smith-Mundt Act in 2012/2013 which legalized propaganda by US government to be used ON the US people jan 6 is false flag to frame trump for break glass similar to ukraine coup 2014 to oust current president by cia shoot at both guards/protesters or hide among protesters to shoot at guards ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jmmjoqWcaG6ilKc.html 1. wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria ukposts.info/have/v-deo/l52jfoh_rpiHqGw.html 2.dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jaiggG6rf4mSmJs.html there is selective outrage from cia/media similar to ukraine 8 years bombing cuban missile crisis 2.0 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/l6B4n3yEn6VnpKM.html ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qWVnaqagnZqftmg.html ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qYmed6qQg3tqzGQ.html usa lied about sending troops to fight isis enter syria, then it change to assad must go, they had turkey kill kurds so pelosi can stay in syria everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid destroy cali prop187 and create daca=south america stay cheaper than normal for outsource by throw away portion of their population for usa to take care of. we need to arrest all that hate withdraw from syria because they rig 2000 to 2012 kill iraq-syria but shameless blame russia! only then can we give all medicare, lower living cost inflation, wage regain value
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 роки тому
Might want to refill just in case; as optimistic as that statement sounded, better to be prepared in case it hits the fan...
@NorthernSeaWitch
@NorthernSeaWitch 2 роки тому
Or she was laughing because she knows the Rethuglicans are still in existence.
@calebstevens7487
@calebstevens7487 2 роки тому
“Politicians usually hide behind three things: the flag, the Bible, and children.” - George Carlin
@surrayahsjewels
@surrayahsjewels 2 роки тому
George Carlin was a genius!!
@suninmoon4601
@suninmoon4601 2 роки тому
Most people hide behind those things.
@janinemuller5797
@janinemuller5797 2 роки тому
Man's heterosexual supremic ideological trilogy: theology, philosophy and the Hippocratic Oath and still, heterosexual men are not being raised with any ethical intellectual human rights and society walks on man's borderline Love/Hate relational egg shells with his natural and unnatural sexuality of all things...*sigh*
@teresamarie735
@teresamarie735 2 роки тому
@@suninmoon4601 I really don’t know very many people that use religion as something to hide behind. I think I have about three friends that are super religious, but they don’t use it as a reason for the bad things that happen. Maybe I am just lucky with my choice of friends.
@90MysteriumFascinans
@90MysteriumFascinans 2 роки тому
@@janinemuller5797 care to make a comment in comprensible English? You’re spewing nonsense that isn’t even relevant to what’s being discussed.
@janea4777
@janea4777 2 роки тому
“He thinks we don’t call him stupid? What a moron”. 😂😂😂😂
@piafunesbakker5095
@piafunesbakker5095 2 роки тому
"Burger on a string " I haven't laughed so much in years😂 Thank you
@ScottWorthington
@ScottWorthington 2 роки тому
"they don't call me stupid ..." Challenge accepted.
@lindaleelaw5277
@lindaleelaw5277 2 роки тому
No tomatoes, He, like they, bruise easily. Lol THAT'S DEMENTIA!
@johnbrown1851
@johnbrown1851 2 роки тому
Ya can't make this sheet up!
@samualstanley8671
@samualstanley8671 2 роки тому
Game on esse'..lol
@mikehersh6192
@mikehersh6192 2 роки тому
We got a new deep throat. 🎲
@MrStormg8
@MrStormg8 2 роки тому
Who else is reminded of Kevin Klein's character in A Fish Called Wanda? Every time Drumpf says "Don't call me stupid", I nearly soil my undies laughing.
@maxxsbrother2
@maxxsbrother2 2 роки тому
The only way that 45 is good for religion is if you forgot what the 10 commandments were and needed a reminder of what NOT to do.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому
Yeah, that list that excluded rape, slavery, and child abuse... Great.
@williamclarke4510
@williamclarke4510 2 роки тому
Years ago one of the New York tabloids headlines visually blared "Trump: Adultery is no sin."
@dankendra5093
@dankendra5093 2 роки тому
Umm most of the commandments is about holding a sky daddy impervious to criticisms, so in that case I think he's nailing it.
@Grim_Beard
@Grim_Beard 2 роки тому
Trump** does seem like the kind of guy who would seethe a kid in its mother's milk.
@oldrrocr
@oldrrocr Рік тому
@@dankendra5093 wow dan, REALLY? you got your instruction from a George Carlin routine, didn't you?
@sopranophantomista
@sopranophantomista 2 роки тому
I'm so happy that we can still hear your cameraman's laugh with the live audience. It's so infectious!
@trnharris
@trnharris Рік тому
It is the best isn't it? 😊
@Sandi-ke9mi
@Sandi-ke9mi 2 роки тому
The burger on a string, priceless! 🤣🤣🤣
@tenestetubo
@tenestetubo 2 роки тому
"He thinks we don't call him stupid. What a moron" should be a viral meme. Lol
@tenestetubo
@tenestetubo 2 роки тому
@@bradthompson5383 gotta suggestion for you, what are you doing here? your brain can't comprehend the content of this channel; so why don't you use the infrared temperature gun (in your channel, lol) for your brain, maybe the inflammation isn't in your leg but in your head., Booyah.
@marty4278
@marty4278 2 роки тому
He’s just trying to convince himself. He’s mentally unstable and ill.
@FQofNambour
@FQofNambour 2 роки тому
The correct terminology is "Fucking Moron" as defined by Rex Tillerson Trump's former Secretary of State. If anybody would know it would be Rex.
@tenestetubo
@tenestetubo 2 роки тому
@@FQofNambour lol, absofkinglutelly.
@altapedroza3604
@altapedroza3604 2 роки тому
Oh he knows. Recently he said he'd rather be called a dictator than stupid. Of course he likes the ring of dictator.
@ChristineCAlb1
@ChristineCAlb1 2 роки тому
The “Douche of Hazzard” is still my favorite fan nickname for the former president.
@j.dragon651
@j.dragon651 2 роки тому
Watch the "Gooks of Hazard" to lighten up your day. ukposts.info/have/v-deo/gJGIrWZ4oX2ox2Q.html
@MrTheHillfolk
@MrTheHillfolk 2 роки тому
I REFUSE TO PROVIDE HIM ANY TP FOR HIS BUNGHOLE🤠
@michellejarvis7878
@michellejarvis7878 2 роки тому
Orange Palpatine.
@Phukugoooglification
@Phukugoooglification 2 роки тому
It's a sad testament when Trump makes Bush jr look smrt.
@ChakatStripedfur
@ChakatStripedfur 2 роки тому
I'll have to make a list, there's been some really good ones. Douche Vader Tangerine Palpatine Cheeto Stalin Sweet Potato Hitler Mopey Prick Douche of Hazzard Napoleon Boner Pill And soooo many others.
@jordicano5503
@jordicano5503 2 роки тому
Following T****'s mindset, I can very well say that, after learning how to play the harmonica for less than a year, "nobody has done more for the world of music than me".
@jacquelinemckinney4147
@jacquelinemckinney4147 2 роки тому
Dear Jon Batiste, I am so very sorry to learn you are home sick with covid. You are in my thoughts and prayers for a very speedy recovery. Miss seeing you and your beautiful spirit on the show. Take it easy, rest and follow your doctor's instructions. God bless you 🙏!
@jwilk5606
@jwilk5606 2 роки тому
I stand correct, Trump did more for Christians. He made all of us pray to God for a better president.
@moojuice369
@moojuice369 2 роки тому
How true ! 😉😉👍👍
@terryrodriguez6209
@terryrodriguez6209 2 роки тому
Amen to that.
@sbrave
@sbrave 2 роки тому
I feel sorry for you
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 роки тому
Less praying, more activism. The thought counts, but actions will get the country back on the path to progression.
@ninianstorm6494
@ninianstorm6494 2 роки тому
@@moojuice369 list of treason by all whom claim russia hack 2016: hillary and albright killed democracy proof list= obama and Smith-Mundt Act in 2012/2013 which legalized propaganda by US government to be used ON the US people jan 6 is false flag to frame trump for break glass similar to ukraine coup 2014 to oust current president by cia shoot at both guards/protesters or hide among protesters to shoot at guards ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jmmjoqWcaG6ilKc.html 1. wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria ukposts.info/have/v-deo/l52jfoh_rpiHqGw.html 2.dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jaiggG6rf4mSmJs.html there is selective outrage from cia/media similar to ukraine 8 years bombing cuban missile crisis 2.0 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/l6B4n3yEn6VnpKM.html ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qWVnaqagnZqftmg.html ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qYmed6qQg3tqzGQ.html usa lied about sending troops to fight isis enter syria, then it change to assad must go, they had turkey kill kurds so pelosi can stay in syria everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid destroy cali prop187 and create daca=south america stay cheaper than normal for outsource by throw away portion of their population for usa to take care of. we need to arrest all that hate withdraw from syria because they rig 2000 to 2012 kill iraq-syria but shameless blame russia! only then can we give all medicare, lower living cost inflation, wage regain value
@casbot71
@casbot71 2 роки тому
There should be a passage in the Bible describing the Antichrist making the statement that _"no one has done more for religion than me"._
@oldladybabyprunes4329
@oldladybabyprunes4329 2 роки тому
😄😄😄😄
@worldcitizeng6507
@worldcitizeng6507 2 роки тому
Yes, he built mosque 🕌, temples, churches ⛪️...by dispersing tear gas in front of a church
@IB4UUB4ME
@IB4UUB4ME 2 роки тому
( non political statement from just an observation) Or the….. “ Antichrist will grab you by the Profits”
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 роки тому
Someone should probably look into that, actually.
@vickikendricks1605
@vickikendricks1605 2 роки тому
Matthew 12:36 I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak.
@nyerineu3388
@nyerineu3388 2 роки тому
'Newt Gingrich & wife at the Embalmer's Ball'...CLASSIC!!!
@iCanbEYOURrUKIA
@iCanbEYOURrUKIA 2 роки тому
I love the one person in the crowd that laughs harder than everyone, at every taping. He must be on staff since I can distinctly hear him at every show, or he just REALLY loves Stephen 😂 2:30 6:21 7:03 - this one is the best!
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 2 роки тому
Sometimes we can hear the band laughing too
@teamvlcn6820
@teamvlcn6820 Рік тому
I think it's the cameraman.
@rachelcarson7119
@rachelcarson7119 2 роки тому
“In every age it has been the tyrant, the oppressor and the exploiter who has wrapped himself in the cloak of patriotism, or religion, or both to deceive and overawe the People.” ― Eugene Debs
@j.dragon651
@j.dragon651 2 роки тому
@@user-si4nk3lr5k you might get over it someday.
@mcdjinn6975
@mcdjinn6975 2 роки тому
@@user-si4nk3lr5k how is making a speech interfering in the war?
@jmack129
@jmack129 2 роки тому
@@user-si4nk3lr5k it’s funny when folks deflect and distract from the point being made bc they know they can’t offer a solid rebuttal 😂
@alexandermackie7621
@alexandermackie7621 2 роки тому
@@user-si4nk3lr5k You haven't provided any yet, and I can see across all of these comments you show up in, that you're very desperate for attention.
@alexandermackie7621
@alexandermackie7621 2 роки тому
@@user-si4nk3lr5k Incorrect, at the time I was tipsy and desperate for an argument. I like to argue. But go on with your obviously baseless BS.
@Diana_L.
@Diana_L. 2 роки тому
As I've said before, a cognitive test is basically meant to determine whether you can be trusted to go to the toilett alone. I guess he needed that to be able to flush top secret papers without being caught.
@meh8982
@meh8982 2 роки тому
He didn't pass *that* test.
@carriemoore4375
@carriemoore4375 2 роки тому
😂😂😂😂👍✌✊
@FQofNambour
@FQofNambour 2 роки тому
If you have a diaper you don't really need to go to the toilet. Just let it rip!
@B_Bodziak
@B_Bodziak 2 роки тому
It was his own mensa-dementia test
@marty4278
@marty4278 2 роки тому
@@B_Bodziak And he was truly AMAZING..😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
@andrewgutmann9432
@andrewgutmann9432 2 роки тому
5:07 nice touch having him lie while showing his phone
@samory280
@samory280 2 роки тому
Lord, millions cast them ballots for this guy. May I wake up to realise it never happened
@stevewebber707
@stevewebber707 2 роки тому
#45: "They don't call me stupid." Also "I've done more for Christianity than anyone one else in history." We do call you stupid, but we don't need to, when you keep saying things so colossally stupid as that.
@ryanelliott6706
@ryanelliott6706 2 роки тому
One of his best trolls. Leftists took him seriously and republicans ran with it. 😂😂
@shannonharris7532
@shannonharris7532 2 роки тому
Oh surely he's just so very mad! That comment was just absurd! Pfff Trump doing for Christianity? Making them more tax free than ever before?
@joeybleu66
@joeybleu66 2 роки тому
i am beginning to think it was a money raising ploy. his grift must be drying up. he is desperate for money. the hounds are closing in and he cowering in his hole waiting for the axe to fall. like saddam.
@sabina2475
@sabina2475 2 роки тому
Proving he is stupid
@Sarcasticron
@Sarcasticron 2 роки тому
Can we talk about the reason he believes that he's done so much for religion, which is that a large percentage of his base sincerely believes that he was appointed by God as a prophet king, because that's what their preachers told them. I'm glad there are Christians like Stephen Colbert, and some speaking out in the comments, to prove that they're not all like that.
@kirkmarshall2853
@kirkmarshall2853 2 роки тому
Yeah the problem is the intelligent Christians like Stephen are extremely rare and few and far between. I’ve just finally started seeing more books getting released by Christians against Christian Nationalism but the silence of moderate Christians is what led to the problem we are in.
@MyHandelsMessiah
@MyHandelsMessiah 2 роки тому
@@kirkmarshall2853 the real problem is the continuance of religion by brainwashing children, which is *child abuse* Indoctrinating children to believe demonstrably false things in 2022 is literally _evil_
@prettybullet7728
@prettybullet7728 2 роки тому
Frankly, I find it alarming that there are Christians who view him this way. It's idol worship.
@bigcity2085
@bigcity2085 2 роки тому
I know this is shocking, but I believe there are a lot of "Christians" in the trump camp who think their trumpian Caucasian cause makes them "bigly more supremer."... than every one else, thusly rendering them....fake phony Christian pretenders. You can't con Christ ; he knows who's naughty or nice, and there's just no "righteous" on the right, anymore.
@kirkmarshall2853
@kirkmarshall2853 2 роки тому
@@MyHandelsMessiah yes you are absolutely correct. I am an atheist of the mind that all religious belief that promotes faith in statements that no one knows are correct are immoral and wrong. Physics, biology and chemistry all provide proof that the Omnigod doesn’t exist and every single moment of everyday proves that the god of the Bible certainly does not exist.
@granadosvm
@granadosvm 2 роки тому
One of the first things I noticed when I moved to the USA, is all foreign holidays the US has adopted are beer related. Saint Patrick, Cinco de Mayo, October Fest. 🍺🍻 Cheers!
@thomascattington1660
@thomascattington1660 2 роки тому
Used to know a four year old that talked just like the Dumpster Fire. He also was the smartest, fastest, richest, humblest, etc. (Then we both turned 5 and grew out of that 😁)
@jakublizon6375
@jakublizon6375 2 роки тому
It's absolutely mind boggling that a politician gets caught on audio saying he will advise a wannabe dictator who just incited an insurrection, to resign but has to now backtrack because that's somehow bad for his party. WTF...
@catherinemushaw1956
@catherinemushaw1956 2 роки тому
What Party ? ... The Right, REPUTICANS are Not a Party But a Klan ....
@MegaFortinbras
@MegaFortinbras 2 роки тому
The GOP should just change its name to the Trump Party.
@lgolem09l
@lgolem09l 2 роки тому
@@MegaFortinbras No, more fitting would be to rename them to "Monarchists".
@Illlium
@Illlium 2 роки тому
He believes in checks and balances, he's clearly a heretic.
@lgolem09l
@lgolem09l 2 роки тому
@@tz1434 Yeah, he didn't but there is absolutely no way anyone is able to convince you otherwise, so I just hope you get out of this one day, man
@MichaelBristow137
@MichaelBristow137 2 роки тому
It's quite pathetic that he's still bragging about a dementia test... It was pathetic enough that he bragged about it in the first place.
@nathanbopp6163
@nathanbopp6163 2 роки тому
If it was difficult for him, what does that mean?
@susans654
@susans654 2 роки тому
Pathetic but also hilarious!
@lruddy8820
@lruddy8820 2 роки тому
Imagine having all that money and have nothing else meaningful going on in your life then a test you took years ago
@ryanelliott6706
@ryanelliott6706 2 роки тому
Imagine Joe Biden taking a cognitive test. 😂😂😂 “What are you a junkie?” -Joe Biden to black interviewer
@talltrini10
@talltrini10 2 роки тому
@@ryanelliott6706 You're definitely sad, but leave the kangaroos out of it. They are magnificent animals
@robertjackson4212
@robertjackson4212 2 роки тому
I'm a pagan. For the first time in my life I've been harassed about it starting in 2018. It's 2022 and I still get it now. My next door neighbor is Egyptian and Muslim marrying into a Catholic family. My neighbors families have no issues with this. But in 28 years of being here, my neighbor is having issues now with people. To me, his wedding is everything I love about America. Two of his four groomsmen are Jewish, third I'm pagan, and fourth is his youngest brother (also Muslim). My mom is a bridesmaid (evangelical Christian). And to me, that's everything I love about this stupid beautiful fucked up country. It's all of us coming together and celebrating all for all and cheering each other on. Whatever deity you believe in, bless the United States, bless the world, and let's see an end to violent and hateful division. My Mom and I agree on almost nothing, but I still see her almost every day and we enjoy the time together.
@sandragruhle6288
@sandragruhle6288 2 роки тому
He got us all to pray fervently for four loooong years!
@Aluhcav
@Aluhcav 2 роки тому
So the GOP has forgotten that there is a separation of Church and State.
@Ketsuekisan
@Ketsuekisan 2 роки тому
They never knew.
@arashink
@arashink 2 роки тому
The GOP knows about it, and has been trying to get rid of it for decades.
@shannonharris7532
@shannonharris7532 2 роки тому
Oohhh, ok that's what happened with that premise! 🤔 Thank you for letting us know 🙏 Frump- Such a Moron! 🙄 GOP the reckoning is coming!
@MrPhillLewis
@MrPhillLewis 2 роки тому
Weird how there's never been an Atheist President.
@shannonharris7532
@shannonharris7532 2 роки тому
Not weird at all . Pay offs pay outs and "keeping the natural order" of politricks are ripe with God, guns and guts, oh yes, and lots of money🤌🤌
@suninmoon4601
@suninmoon4601 2 роки тому
"No one has done more for Christianity...than me." Someone give that man a crown of thorns, a cross, and some spikes 😇
@SelinaCat
@SelinaCat 2 роки тому
Like he could handle that 🤣🤣 he's such a baby
@MsLul123
@MsLul123 2 роки тому
Whose holding the whip?
@rootzero
@rootzero 2 роки тому
Don't forget the sword in his side.
@isidralopezortiz4366
@isidralopezortiz4366 2 роки тому
He would not be abl to,carry one thorn.
@Nevertoleave
@Nevertoleave 2 роки тому
@@MsLul123 I figure the logical route would be everyone that didn’t vote for him. Should we include the children? What’s 331 minus 74? Hmmm I’m not sure Donald had enough backside for that many people. Maybe leave out the children
@sinchula1
@sinchula1 2 роки тому
That man with a loudest laugh is very contagious 😄 🤣 😆
@deborahfreedman333
@deborahfreedman333 2 роки тому
When he says that "no one has done more for Christianity than me", remember he also said he was "the least racist person you'll ever meet", shortly after implying most Mexicans are rapists.
@SouthCountyGal
@SouthCountyGal 2 роки тому
That cognition test is the first one he hasn't bribed someone else into taking for him since middle school; of course he's proud of passing it!
@Tanlantas
@Tanlantas 2 роки тому
my ten year old can pass that test. I'll be damned if Id elect him as a president for ANY country.
@SAJe_53
@SAJe_53 2 роки тому
You have no proof that he didn't pay someone off for that one.
@AskMia411
@AskMia411 Рік тому
@@SAJe_53 given the medical exam debacle where trump was said to be in prime physical condition or whatever, I’d say there’s a decent chance money changed hands for that cognitive test
@joshleyva2249
@joshleyva2249 2 роки тому
As a Christian, I’d say he’s done nothing but divide the church. I haven’t gone back since the pandemic because people in my church refuse to get the V-word because of him. His politics have also brought a lot of ugliness out of people and I don’t want to voluntarily put myself through that.
@joshleyva2249
@joshleyva2249 2 роки тому
@@bradthompson5383 you sound exactly like the type of person I am talking about.
@mikeharrison1868
@mikeharrison1868 2 роки тому
There are lots of good churches.
@BadOompaloompa79
@BadOompaloompa79 2 роки тому
People who go to church were always ugly. You were just able to see it.
@JustMe-pg1tl
@JustMe-pg1tl 2 роки тому
@George Washington 👈🏻🤡 When did George Washington become a Russian bot? 🙄
@deniseboldea1624
@deniseboldea1624 2 роки тому
@George Washington Top Govenor for whom, The Fourth Reich?
@ZeroZiltch
@ZeroZiltch 2 роки тому
Hmm, I wonder if every 'evil' can be traced back to the origin of "I want people to follow my ideals in life", aka 'forcing your view onto others', and the degree of 'evil' can be seen as 'how much you force your ideals onto others', with actual physical force being the top section.
@WiLDCHiLD.
@WiLDCHiLD. 2 роки тому
7:00 That person's cackle/laugh in the audience was almost like mine. It made me cackle ever louder! I guess it's been a while since we've heard a Newt joke, let alone a perfectly hilarious one! 💀🤣😅
@japhetzayas7194
@japhetzayas7194 2 роки тому
Trump was asked by an interviewer to name his favorite book of the Bible. His response? "Oh, I don't want to get into that now." The man who is fond of showing off his so called recall would not answer the question because he could not answer it. Imagine that, you can't even name the book of Genesis, but still he has the support of the evangelical community.
@j.dragon651
@j.dragon651 2 роки тому
I like the story of the 200 foreskins best.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому
They don't care. So long as he worked to enslave women and demonize the LGBTQ+ community, stripping away the rights of all who aren't white, straight, Christian males... he's juuuuuust FINE to them. And that makes them disgusting as shit.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому
@@j.dragon651 Stars above. 😂 I'll never understand how people can take that crap seriously - much less call it a "good" book.
@j.dragon651
@j.dragon651 2 роки тому
@@CloudsGirl7 you do know the story of the 200 foreskins? How could you let children read that book?
@ryanelliott6706
@ryanelliott6706 2 роки тому
Biden was asked by an interviewer if he would take a cognitive test. Biden asked is he was a junkie. The interviewer was black.
@4WingedAngels
@4WingedAngels 2 роки тому
“He’s right about Christianity, for four years I just kept saying, Jesus.” Same here!
@mehere8038
@mehere8038 2 роки тому
who's Jesus again? Some no-body who never did anything for religion I think, or certainly didn't do as much for religion as the tump did..... right?
@cindyd2963
@cindyd2963 2 роки тому
Found myself repeating GODDAMN IT!
@elenachristian9860
@elenachristian9860 2 роки тому
I memorized a certain very short Bible verse.
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 2 роки тому
@@nothinghere1996 He already did, remember? "I'm the Chosen One!"
@ldfreitas9437
@ldfreitas9437 2 роки тому
@Jason Rollins And that was the same year he said this: "Under Article Two I can do anything I want." Yeah, like attempt a coup d' etat after losing the election.
@michaelholopainen2822
@michaelholopainen2822 2 роки тому
You gotta love the pause in Trumps speech when he tries to remember the name of the religion. "Nobody has done more for the ... oh, s**h what was it called?"
@MaryAnnNytowl
@MaryAnnNytowl 2 роки тому
I do so appreciate your stuff! You always manage to make me smile, and I sure do need the smiles, right now. 😒 So, thank you for what you do!
@annala2956
@annala2956 2 роки тому
He's like a Chatty Cathy doll with Mad Libs. He has one phrase where you fill in an adjective & noun: "no one has done more for ______ than me." I'd like to offer the "relentless anxiety"
@tthom2459
@tthom2459 2 роки тому
@6:58 Newt and wife attending the "Annual Embalmer's Ball" . . . lol
@drebk
@drebk 2 роки тому
How he says that with a straight face... He keeps going back to that well of "nobody has done more ...."
@triforce00111
@triforce00111 2 роки тому
The fact that they make the joke of "I got todays wordle in three" and if you pause its done in 4 makes me chuckle
@asterix7842
@asterix7842 2 роки тому
I think all of us said "Oh my God!" a lot more when he was President.
@jwilk5606
@jwilk5606 2 роки тому
lol!
@roseallport3907
@roseallport3907 2 роки тому
Lol yup. The best omg was ingesting Clorox and that women's shocked lock. The lady from the Fed who wore scarfs everyday
@danmcgriff1421
@danmcgriff1421 2 роки тому
Back when gas was affordable and u could go to the store without crying
@russellm2555
@russellm2555 2 роки тому
@@roseallport3907 lmao. Another one that actually believed some vague comments about a new medical technology called Healight somehow actually meant 'inject bleach'😂 That is the level of your ignorance and gullibility
@Marijuanifornia
@Marijuanifornia 2 роки тому
@@danmcgriff1421 At the beginning of the pandemic when everyone was in quarantine and not driving, oil was trading at -$40/barrel. If you want lower gas prices, stop driving. It's basic Capitalism.
@georger.247
@georger.247 2 роки тому
he got me with "the BMI of Buddha" 😂
@physicsguybrian
@physicsguybrian 2 роки тому
How t**** is able to flat out lie with a straight face like that is just disgusting and very concerning. Something ought to be done about it - at least ban him from being public facing ever again. "Hey will prison work?" Yeah that would do it!!! Can we PLEASE make it democratic and VOTE FOR THAT?
@david7522
@david7522 2 роки тому
"No one has done more for (INSERT RANDOM THING HERE) than me!"
@Tadicuslegion78
@Tadicuslegion78 2 роки тому
Wall Street: *Loses money* Me: You all just gotta quit eating Avocado toast and Starbucks, just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get another job. Oh oh and the stock manipulation, stock buyback crap, and the buying and selling of Student Loan debt for investors and gobbling up the housing marketing in America, cut all that crap out too. And the cocaine, gotta stop buying and using all that cocaine
@katiehettinger7857
@katiehettinger7857 2 роки тому
😶😐☺😁😃🤣🤣🤣👍
@raybin6873
@raybin6873 2 роки тому
Wall St losing money....when did that happen?
@russellm2555
@russellm2555 2 роки тому
Millions of retirees and pensioners depend on Wall Street dummy. You watch too many movies
@grimlicentia
@grimlicentia 2 роки тому
@@russellm2555 well maybe people shouldn't put their life savings in a casino and they won't have to worry about gambling losses.
@russellm2555
@russellm2555 2 роки тому
@@grimlicentia anything with a bit of risk is a casino? Do you know how money works?
@thedocklighter
@thedocklighter 2 роки тому
_No one has done more for religion - for Christianity - than me._ Yeah, like how to hold a book he's never read.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому
Just like every good christian, actually.
@ryanelliott6706
@ryanelliott6706 2 роки тому
One of his best trolls tbh. There are leftists who still think he was serious haha
@kinglion2362
@kinglion2362 2 роки тому
@@ryanelliott6706 he was jokingly disrespecting the Bible by holding it up side down? It's ok that he's an idiot who just did another stupid thing
@davidmckendry7684
@davidmckendry7684 2 роки тому
Upside down and backwards. The evangelical world still can't get enough!
@ryanelliott6706
@ryanelliott6706 2 роки тому
@@davidmckendry7684 so many of my fellow atheists are overjoyed at this decision. Abortion is objectively the ending of a human life. No religion needed.
@donaldedwards5980
@donaldedwards5980 2 роки тому
it strikes me, that almost everything he does and says is a type of loyalty test, even to the death. He opposes obvious facts and evidence, holding himself as infallible. The sad reality he has discovered is that "some" will both believe and act for him. There is nothing sacred except himself. He lives a life centered around personal vengeance where he joyfully vandalizes whatever he may dislike...
@chapablo
@chapablo 2 роки тому
And this is how Idiocracy's "Ow, My Balls!" was born. We're living in the prequel.
@karenlebeter4196
@karenlebeter4196 2 роки тому
Makes me afraid of my son's future, especially because schools don't teach history anymore. My parents both joined up during World War 2. Young kids don't know what it's like to grow up during the Cold War. We did learn to ask questions. When Trump said infrastructure week (& it was often), I would yell at the TV, when? how? Where is the plan? What is step 1? No reporters asked questions.
@stefanhoimes
@stefanhoimes 2 роки тому
As a Greek and Pennsylvanian, I'm more offended by Dr Oz's Jersey citizenship than by his Turkish citizenship. Fetterman has earned my vote.
@bumper1730
@bumper1730 2 роки тому
I agree with you on Dr. Oz; however, Senator Hillary Clinton was a carpetbagger, too. This sort of thing needs to stop altogether.
@joanteasdale2991
@joanteasdale2991 2 роки тому
Okay take care traveling Medicine Show on the road and get out of Pennsylvania we don't need you nor want you
@jamespardue3055
@jamespardue3055 2 роки тому
It went beyond ridiculous on his first day in office. I just want him in jail. That was obvious that he belonged there day 2
@kevinnelson5272
@kevinnelson5272 2 роки тому
I agree with you 💯
@Emanon...
@Emanon... 2 роки тому
Why would a Turkish citizenship offend you?
@jjackson3240
@jjackson3240 2 роки тому
Dear Stephen, Could you please put a counter up in the background showing how much cumulative money the former idiot in chief owes the state of New York due to the $10,000/day fine in the attorney general's case against him?
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 2 роки тому
Nice idea.
@1984isnow
@1984isnow 2 роки тому
I'll bet he hasn't paid a dime of it yet, and no matter how much accumulates, no one will ever hold him accountable for it.
@lisabishop6266
@lisabishop6266 2 роки тому
Omg, that would be priceless!!
@ninianstorm6494
@ninianstorm6494 2 роки тому
@@1984isnow list of treason by all whom claim russia hack 2016: hillary and albright killed democracy proof list= obama and Smith-Mundt Act in 2012/2013 which legalized propaganda by US government to be used ON the US people jan 6 is false flag to frame trump for break glass similar to ukraine coup 2014 to oust current president by cia shoot at both guards/protesters or hide among protesters to shoot at guards ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jmmjoqWcaG6ilKc.html 1. wesley clark reveal 2000 to 2012 all rig for kill iraq to syria ukposts.info/have/v-deo/l52jfoh_rpiHqGw.html 2.dnc kill 50 in vegas/portland, thugs attack with stand down cops san jose/charlotte, burn loot several months, sabotage afgan withdraw using russia bounty smear to give taliban equip ukposts.info/have/v-deo/jaiggG6rf4mSmJs.html there is selective outrage from cia/media similar to ukraine 8 years bombing cuban missile crisis 2.0 ukposts.info/have/v-deo/l6B4n3yEn6VnpKM.html ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qWVnaqagnZqftmg.html ukposts.info/have/v-deo/qYmed6qQg3tqzGQ.html usa lied about sending troops to fight isis enter syria, then it change to assad must go, they had turkey kill kurds so pelosi can stay in syria everyone remember nbc threaten follow jury with later to use thought police thugs? they gave protest t- shirts to san quan mayor puerto rico to lie about never receive hurricane maria aid destroy cali prop187 and create daca=south america stay cheaper than normal for outsource by throw away portion of their population for usa to take care of. we need to arrest all that hate withdraw from syria because they rig 2000 to 2012 kill iraq-syria but shameless blame russia! only then can we give all medicare, lower living cost inflation, wage regain value
@gemanscombe4985
@gemanscombe4985 2 роки тому
@@1984isnow NY State court could attach his income and assets, like his POTUS retirement pay and Mar a Lago.
@miguelpulido1683
@miguelpulido1683 2 роки тому
Killing it man. Keep it up
@anonymous77379
@anonymous77379 2 роки тому
The captioning of this episode slays. Good job guys
@brokenlightning
@brokenlightning 2 роки тому
Missed a perfect opportunity to say "2balls 1strike"
@jacobandmore3915
@jacobandmore3915 2 роки тому
As a Christian, I don’t see how he helped my religion which is weird because so many of my fellow Christians figuratively worship him.
@dps8629
@dps8629 2 роки тому
Yeah... The word Christian is synonymous with hypocrite at this point. A good many are well intending people, but there are many that only refer to scripture when it plays in their favor. If thou shalt not kill then the 2nd amendment should be less prolific.
@christopherm6725
@christopherm6725 2 роки тому
Yep he definitely did incredible damage to the Christian witness. And I think many of them literally worship him. It’s so sad.
@bonniea.1941
@bonniea.1941 2 роки тому
False God
@Batlafication
@Batlafication 2 роки тому
Well he did appoint judges that wants to overturn Roe V Wade, you religious types love taking away women's rights, right?
@davebeach2343
@davebeach2343 2 роки тому
It seems that some evangelical pastors have literally included the orange monster in religious doctrine.
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 2 роки тому
You've done _WHAT_ to the Liberty Bell? My Yoke. My Clap. Tongue my bead line and my crack.
@Curious2Know2
@Curious2Know2 2 роки тому
You gave me a giggle belly. Thanks! 😊
@DE-xt7jv
@DE-xt7jv 2 роки тому
My 91 year old mother took the Montreal,test. She aced it, apart from short term memory loss. Was particularly good at the hard bit, counting backwards in increments of 7. Well done donnie
@edricaldones9639
@edricaldones9639 2 роки тому
Your mother shoulld primary him.
@nataschavisser573
@nataschavisser573 2 роки тому
Good for your mom. Mine failed due to iffy spatial reasoning.
@signingcharity
@signingcharity 2 роки тому
I have been a Christian for 38 years and I was never ashamed until he ran for President. I have heard the same for others.
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 2 роки тому
I've been a Christian a lot longer and he doesn't embarrass me at all. He's like all the other politicians pretending to be Christians, so i don't lump myself in with them. Everybody talkin' bout heaven ain't goin there...
@dankendra5093
@dankendra5093 2 роки тому
Sorry but Christianity should of made you ashamed long before the orange guy came along. It's been a bulwark against equal rights for a long time now
@ammaleslie509
@ammaleslie509 2 роки тому
@@dankendra5093 not true of my denomination. It's sad that folks think all Christians are conservatives. The wackos make the most noise and get the most publicity because they are selling themselves, not Him. Progressive people of faith are just out here feeding the hungry, tending the sick, welcoming the stranger and building the beloved community.
@sleazybtd
@sleazybtd 2 роки тому
I've been an atheist for over 40 years and despite how much I dislike christians, even I don't lump him in with all other christians.
@BreakingGaia
@BreakingGaia 2 роки тому
Conservatives have turned "christian" into a dirty word, just like "patriot". Now all of you are lumped together and even when you don't agree with them, your willingness to tolerate the others makes you look bad. It's a shame that Christians are now people that hate the teachings of Jesus and pass judgement on everyone they disagree with. But that is who they are now and if you stand by them in name, you are part of the problem.
@cecefil
@cecefil 2 роки тому
The Annual Embalmer's Ball 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HelloWorldBeHappy
@HelloWorldBeHappy 2 роки тому
So many jokes... all excellent!
@delecatedesertflair9072
@delecatedesertflair9072 2 роки тому
I'm an agnostic and I prayed every day that he would just decide to leave and take up golfing instead of presidenting...but for realsies.
@957kakashi
@957kakashi 2 роки тому
I don’t practice faith at all anymore, but I’ve prayed for his death quite a few times
@samcroft7084
@samcroft7084 2 роки тому
I liked his golfing days best.
@amyreynolds3619
@amyreynolds3619 2 роки тому
And he did do that. Like having a real president who doesn't golf every weekend.
@lynnebucher6537
@lynnebucher6537 2 роки тому
Remember when 45 complained about Obama's golfing and said that if he got elected he would never have time to play golf, because he would be working so hard? Hmmm
@samcroft7084
@samcroft7084 2 роки тому
@@lynnebucher6537 Yeah, but he lied so often it's much easier to keep track of the times he told the truths.
@MasterSkyrim1000
@MasterSkyrim1000 2 роки тому
This segment was one of the funnier ones I've seen lately. Thanks to everyone at the late show for making these past few years bearable.
@homohawk
@homohawk Рік тому
Yes! And Skyrim is amazing, I love your pic
@naomilu9910
@naomilu9910 2 роки тому
Thank you for getting me to laugh between the tears.
@greenbeagle13
@greenbeagle13 2 роки тому
The "annual embalmer's ball".... 🤣🤣😂😂
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 2 роки тому
Stephen has been incredibly helpful to me. I’ve been in a depressive episode all year and it’s really been bad in the last month. I’m at a low point right now. Stephen always makes me laugh, smile, and provides me with an escape. Thanks to everyone at The Late Show for always putting on such a fun, entertaining, and awesome show.
@blackthornsloe8049
@blackthornsloe8049 2 роки тому
Hang in there. Go easy on yourself. I've been there. It can get better 🌱
@virginiatyree6705
@virginiatyree6705 2 роки тому
Hey Sherman, not sure where you are. There's 800 numbers & chat sections you can call & discuss what's going on. A lot of people have been in low moods/depressed. Try to get enough sleep, be outside if you can, & proper nutrition if you can afford to buy fresh food. Hang in there this pandemic has been rough on the world. v
@andikasic4793
@andikasic4793 2 роки тому
Right there with you. Hugs & wishing you well!
@suekelsey1329
@suekelsey1329 2 роки тому
Totally YES! Agreement here!
@lorrainethomas8797
@lorrainethomas8797 2 роки тому
Someone already said this, but seriously, hang in there, darlin'. These are rough times and you are absolutely not alone.
@fdoe9184
@fdoe9184 2 роки тому
That turkey, chicken, squab, goose, Cornish hen joke was really fowl, (couldn't resist)
@worldcitizeng6507
@worldcitizeng6507 2 роки тому
No wonder Oz was advertising, featuring on the flight safety instructions on Turkish airline in September 2021. I never connect the link till now.
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 2 роки тому
He should've also given Oz the *bird* while he was at it 😆
@fdoe9184
@fdoe9184 2 роки тому
@@Echo81Rumple83 ( rimshot )
@jwilk5606
@jwilk5606 2 роки тому
Is that the KFC cognitive test? Lol
@fdoe9184
@fdoe9184 2 роки тому
@@jwilk5606 I'd reply, but I'm too chicken. (Rimshot)
@Tossona25
@Tossona25 2 роки тому
That self portrait in the interview is over the edge. How can you be that into yourself and have such a following when we know he doesn’t care about any of them. Just crazy!
@00090rehpotsirhc
@00090rehpotsirhc 2 роки тому
Steven Colbert is king of late night monologue! 😂
@therealking6202
@therealking6202 2 роки тому
Just when you think he can't get any dumber....he totally goes and redeems himself!
@carriemartin1301
@carriemartin1301 2 роки тому
Got a little nippy going through the pass huh harr? Still wanna go to aspen?! Lol XD
@caru3257
@caru3257 2 роки тому
If you try to go low, you have to go underground.
@Phukugoooglification
@Phukugoooglification 2 роки тому
And his base cultists double down. Hope they give him all their money.
@B_Bodziak
@B_Bodziak 2 роки тому
Trump always on about how well he scored on his mensa-dementia test.
@marialindell9874
@marialindell9874 2 роки тому
199 likes
@zesty9815
@zesty9815 2 роки тому
3:55 _“... they now call me a dictator and other things but they don't call you stupid.”_ What a set-up! I mean, _what_ a set-up! Love, love, _love_ Colbert's delivery of the punch-line.
@jimbledsoe4158
@jimbledsoe4158 2 роки тому
Mopey Dick!! 😂😂😂 this was one of the best skits on him I have seen in a ages!! This had me in tears with sides hurting!! So happy this was how I chose to start my morning. 😂😂
@joyceedwards3336
@joyceedwards3336 Рік тому
We Never stopped calling him Stupid LMAO
@bigtime2203
@bigtime2203 2 роки тому
"What a moron!" Love it!
@earlofdoncaster5018
@earlofdoncaster5018 2 роки тому
Stephen really comes alive when he's talking about Tangerine Peen.
@joeybleu66
@joeybleu66 2 роки тому
the very creative audience comes up with all that. i personally like TFFG. we agree tho TFFG shall remain nameless wherever possible.
@techfoolcasey4348
@techfoolcasey4348 2 роки тому
Vivid visuals! Icky, but vivid.
@samuelpierce8634
@samuelpierce8634 2 роки тому
YOU'RE STILL THE KING STEPHEN! YEAH BABY!
@fairyprincess911
@fairyprincess911 2 роки тому
Yep; they disguise themselves in sheep’s clothing but their deeds expose who they really are🙀
@bullpuppy7455
@bullpuppy7455 2 роки тому
1st Grader who bullies others: "I passed 1st grade with flying colors. My teacher told me she's never seen anything like it! Now give me your lunch money!" Everyone else: **crickets**
@starlessmystery6429
@starlessmystery6429 2 роки тому
Thank you Stephen for performing even when you are still not feeling 💯. 🙂
@jeannebaldwin2786
@jeannebaldwin2786 2 роки тому
Stephen Colbert ... so sorry you and Evvie had covid after all your isolation ! I didn't know till you came back to your show 🤔. Hope Evie is all better, too !!!!
@jhonny94bravo58
@jhonny94bravo58 2 роки тому
😂 the captions are hilarious
@carolmiller5713
@carolmiller5713 2 роки тому
The more Mopey "brags" the more head slapping, eye-rolling, Jeezus stating goes on, heading towards delegitimizing his very existence. Keep 'em coming...! 😎🤪
@leenacw6844
@leenacw6844 2 роки тому
“Embalmers Ball” …😂🤣😂 took me a bit to recover from that one!
@Richbydesignpullupj26
@Richbydesignpullupj26 2 роки тому
2:54 he said the same shit when he did that move in Israel and when he looked at the sun straight up and held that bible upside down and now in the interview 😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
@pamelacass9642
@pamelacass9642 Рік тому
"Always look on the bright side of Life".
@tarahill2193
@tarahill2193 2 роки тому
I love Stephen and his writers ❤ 😍
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 2 роки тому
Stephen is the night show host we don’t deserve but really need
@realzubidoo
@realzubidoo 2 роки тому
filling the void left behind by Jon Stewart
@charlesmartin1121
@charlesmartin1121 2 роки тому
Thats right Inspector.
@kennethc2466
@kennethc2466 2 роки тому
Calm down, your brown, stinky nose is showing. He's an overpaid talking head, who reads from a script.
@OrderOfOmphalos
@OrderOfOmphalos 2 роки тому
Like batman, but a late night show host...
@lynnebarrett9912
@lynnebarrett9912 2 роки тому
ZELENSKYY is an example of WHAT power humor has.🙏❤️
@conniejoh2o
@conniejoh2o 2 роки тому
Steven Colbert for President 2024…if a comedian is good enough for Ukrainians we could do great with Steven…in his cute suits!!! Won’t Evie make a wonderful First Lady!!!
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 2 роки тому
As long as he doesn't hide money in offshore accounts...
@werth79
@werth79 2 роки тому
Steven was an excellent president in monsters vs aliens.
@conniejoh2o
@conniejoh2o 2 роки тому
That settles it Steven!!! I mean Mr. President!!!
@victorborowski3841
@victorborowski3841 2 роки тому
@@conniejoh2o are you for real.! Trump is still my favorite president
@fanboyhex1555
@fanboyhex1555 2 роки тому
I used to think that and post (Colbet 2020) on his channel almost every monologue through Trumps administration... then during Bidens administration, I've noticed that Colbert is nothing more than a propagandist and now I take back everything I thought about him and unsubscribed... if he runs for president, we are screwed and the sheeple will follow no matter what. God help US.
@piafunesbakker5095
@piafunesbakker5095 2 роки тому
Awesome 👏 👏👏👏
@ericthompson3982
@ericthompson3982 2 роки тому
Well played sir. Well played.
@jdsharp1366
@jdsharp1366 2 роки тому
He said he'd rather be a dictator than stupid, well that dictator thing didn't work out for him, so that must mean he's...
@nancybeveridgetaylor3256
@nancybeveridgetaylor3256 2 роки тому
🤣🤣🤣
@RebeccaOre
@RebeccaOre 2 роки тому
To die of old age as a dictator, you’ve got to be too smart to make overt alliances with stupid dictators who invade other people’s countries. See Franco and Salazar.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 2 роки тому
Oh, like he can't be both. 😑
@jdsharp1366
@jdsharp1366 2 роки тому
@@CloudsGirl7 He can be stupid and is very much that, but he better take his "billions" and buy an island to rule over his adoring subjects because he nor any other nazi isn't going to run this country.
@dreamtaker2216
@dreamtaker2216 2 роки тому
Trump keeps saying he'd rather be called a dictator than stupid as if the two are somehow mutually exclusive.
@philipb2134
@philipb2134 2 роки тому
He wasn't a dictator - he was just a dick.
@MrPopularMinority
@MrPopularMinority 2 роки тому
Hmm this is from a movie somewhere.
@catmomjewett
@catmomjewett 2 роки тому
😂 but 😬
@alexandermackie7621
@alexandermackie7621 2 роки тому
@@user-si4nk3lr5k putin seemed to think that threatening nukes would stop the west.
@johnmalcolm4822
@johnmalcolm4822 2 роки тому
@@MrPopularMinority The Rise and Rise of Michael Rimmer
@we8608
@we8608 2 роки тому
Stephen is the best 😂🤣
@rodneyfaulkner7453
@rodneyfaulkner7453 Рік тому
Thank you for your whit and getting me to laugh at how nuts the US Political world is - Glad that you can get some great air time on this
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