Walmart's Return Policy Is Absolutely Insane. Tim Homayoon

Walmart's Return Policy Is Absolutely Insane. Tim Homayoon - Full Special

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Walmart's return policy is absolutely insane, or at least the stories Tim Homayoon tells about his experience with Walmarts return policies are. In This full Dry Bar Comedy special from Tim Homayoon, Tim breaks down everything from Walmart Returns, stealing stuff and growing up in a house full of brothers. Whether you're someone who likes to take advantage of Walmart returns, or you're just someone who likes to laugh, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Tim Homayoon is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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@jenniferosburn322 Рік тому

E = "Enough to get home" I remember those days.

@johncarter9822 Рік тому

Had a friend once that had several small gift cards but he wanted 2 larger gift cards for his kids. Walmart would not let him buy gift cards with the gifts cards. So he went shopping for enough stuff to use up the gift cards, walked straight to customer service where re returned everything. When they asked how he wanted to get paid - two gift cards please............

@tomuchcamoflauge Рік тому

I'm currently a cashier at Walmart and that transaction could potentially work if it were Walmart shop cards to Walmart shop cards, but if they were like the visa prepaid cards it will not run. Technically we're not even supposed to do more than one of the high value gift cards at the register (high risk of fraud), we have to send that customer to the service desk anyway. Then with the prepaid cards you can't pay for the activation fee with the shop cards either. EDIT: An update, you literally can not buy gift cards with other gift cards. I had a couple people attempt to use walmart cards for steam cards and it just declines the sale. so the way to do it is to just use the smaller gift cards and either return it for gift cards, or just get a different couple of cards

@johncarter9822 Рік тому

@@tomuchcamoflauge I have no idea on the cards or if he made multiple trips thru the lines. Plus he might have added some cash to the total deal. His goal was to change out cards he did not plan to use to give larger cards to his daughters.

@phoenixspirit9530 Рік тому

Here is the loop hole...save all of the receipts you paid by debit card or cash. If you return something you can't get cash back for, take the store credit, go re purchase items that you have cash/debit receipts for and return the newly purchased items, with the cash receipt to get the cash back. Then do as you please with your money.

@jayg1438 Рік тому

modern problems require modern solutions 👏

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks to everyone for watching and commenting. I appreciate everyone who gets that these are jokes. I'm on most social media sites like Instagram, Twitter, TikTok and even MySpace since I never deleted it. Just put in Tim Homayoon. All the best to you all. P. S. This Special was taped awhile ago so I know the Dollar Stores are no longer just Dollar Stores anymore.

@willymaykit1482 Рік тому

You should put down the mic and work at a dollar store.

@majoroldladyakamom6948 Рік тому

@@grumpyoldguy584 Says the pot to the kettle. HAHAHAHAHA... 😂 OMGosh!! 🤣 🤣 ROFLING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!! Great way to start my Friday morning.

@parmidasarchami6449 Рік тому

I live in iran so it’s nice to see half-persian comedians like you out there

@dianaoliver8493 Рік тому

Can I have your number? Just kidding! Loved the content! And I'm not even an Ex Boy Scout!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

@@parmidasarchami6449 Thank you!

@alistairgene Рік тому

He's like a calmer Bill Burr. 😄

@letsgetreal6402 Рік тому

LMFAO for the last 15 minutes I've been listening to a 52:00 'ad' that was actually just some dudes comedy special trying hard to figure out the Bill Burr comparison before I looked up and noticed the 'skip ad' button

@JohnLeePedimore Рік тому

I saw a pregnancy test at the dollar store so I opened the box and inside was a piece of string. The instructions said to put the string around your stomach and if you can't touch the ends together the test is positive.

@derekskillzdakrazed1973 Рік тому

Lmfaooo

@TheBBCat Рік тому

*wheeze*

@gpants3633 Рік тому

😂😂😂

@still-DJ Рік тому

Perfect gag gift!

@nicolefyfield9022 Рік тому

@@TheBBCat a

@AdelMyBell Рік тому

As a housekeeper at a hotel some hilarious theft that happened was universal remotes, alarm clocks, but once only once someone took the cord from the TV to the cable box.

@LoudLilDucky Рік тому

Has anyone ever stole the Bible? That’s something that you’re like do I and then you’re like nope definitely end up and a fire climate. Lol

@AdelMyBell Рік тому

@@LoudLilDucky not really, but always check the bible for tips, you'll find Jesus or you'll find $

@ibleebinU Рік тому

Stopped by for the walmart joke, stayed for the show. Lot of funny stuff but the LOL moment when you said "my mother..is a hostage". I wasn't ready for that!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks I appreciate it!

@pedrohernandez287 Рік тому

First time seeing Tim. He’s laugh out loud funny!!!🤣🤣🤣

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks so much Pedro!

@pedrohernandez287 Рік тому

@@TIMHOMAYOON you’re welcome Tim, you had me rolling!!! I hope to see more of your comedy soon! Blessings!🙏🏻🤣🤣🤣

@subhobroto Рік тому

Dry bar jokes are no joke. Hard!

@IMMoreThanUSee Рік тому

Funny!!! And the lucky charms marshmallow story really got me...I used to take the mini marshmallows and put em on toothpicks. My younger sis and I would give our Barbies a camp out and roast the marshmallows over a candle!! 😊

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you and I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who roasted those marshmallows!

@beckykay9178 Рік тому

@@TIMHOMAYOON no way! I never thought to toast those but now I want to!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

@@beckykay9178 Definitely worth a try

@kaylamcme2432 Рік тому

So happy these are coming out more frequently; I watch every night now!

@andrescalvo4386 Рік тому

Yep, it is great :)

@mollysilverman6803 Рік тому

I now go looking for new dry bar comedy every day now!😂👍🏻🤣💕😎

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 Рік тому

"Instead of getting spanked, we got sedated." 🤣

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks for watching!

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971 Рік тому

@@TIMHOMAYOON You're most welcome. ☺️ My late father is Middle Eastern, too, and growing up with him provided plenty of material for funny stories. 😄

@lastfirst3291 Рік тому

Very good. Takes a lot to remember everything and put all that content together

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks I appreciate it!

@robertlodge5297 Рік тому

I'm pretty sure they practice

@robertlodge5297 Рік тому

That being said, he's hilarious

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

@@robertlodge5297 Thanks Robert!

@lastfirst3291 Рік тому

Of course they practice, but its still impressive.

@danielem0007 Рік тому

thats too funny no time out , but fade out

@timhomayoon8685 Рік тому

Thank you!

@robertlodge5297 Рік тому

I love DRYBAR, so I'm always checking for something new. It's been a month or more, this was worth the wait. With my windows open, my neighbors must have wondered what was going on over. I was laughing LOUDLY.

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks for all the nice comments. I appreciate it!

@kitsunelee007 Рік тому

Short of a death in the family Dry Bar has *always* been able to make me smile if not outright laugh even under the worst circumstances. Thank you Dry Bar for helping preserve my sanity and sense of humor for over 3yrs❣️

@georgevanaken925 Рік тому

Homayoon! I knew a Homayoon. Nicest guy I’ve ever met. He was from Iran. Early eighties.

@88Shinto Рік тому

I love it when comedians use the mic stand as a prop. This by far, is the best Mic stand prop gag ever! Edit: 3:45

@kitsunelee007 Рік тому

I saw your comment before this bit came up and thank you for making sure I didn't overlook it. You're right it was by far one of the funniest and clever ways to use a mic stand and by far thee funniest I've seen in about 5yrs at least.

@88Shinto Рік тому

@@kitsunelee007 cheers Fox Lee

@LadyVoldemort Рік тому

This one is a full pack of fresh jokes, I laughed nonstop, even at the parts when the audience was so silence somehow. 🤣 The electric bike (me and ex hubby got an inside joke almost similar to it, I am a chubby gal, LoL), dad's twin and free stuff PMS watch/yarmulke, the whole umbilical cord hummer stroller joke 🤣, kids STD (yes, the cooties), the bumper car (that'd be great!), suicide bomber group hug, follicle fairy, oh man, too many to count! Thank you Dry Bar and Tim Homayoon (I had a distant great uncle named Dr.Humayyun, LoL), I have a great afternoon because of you guys! 🍻❤

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks I appreciate it!

@aprilpiedt2629 Рік тому

@robertlodge5297 Рік тому

The Midol watch, GOLD !!

@jenn9592 Рік тому

Never seen this guy before. He was fresh and original! Like a bunch!!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you. Means a lot!

@eddavanleemputten9232 Рік тому

The joke about filling a kid’s room with appliances but not giving them electricity reminded me of a very creative disciplinary measure for teens: don’t take away their devices (cell phone, tablet or laptop). Take away the charger cables and watch them squirm as the battery percentage goes down. I know of several parents who do this. Works a treat with devices nowadays barely lasting one day before needing a charge.

@theMemphisSnuggler Рік тому

"My father is Iranian, my mother is the hostage" 😆

@cutlerj103 Рік тому

If your joking that's hysterical. If your serious, YIKES. God Bless your happy home.

@bettya.flewellen2218 Рік тому

So wrong but funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙

@MrMaziar58 Рік тому

But I like his neuyak accent regardless.

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks for getting the joke. A lot of people get offended nowadays at that line

@cheetahpurrfect121 Рік тому

@@TIMHOMAYOON Those of us that remember the Iranian hostage crisis & the suicide bombings still feel it. Millennials on up haven't got a clue.

@justinhonse Рік тому

He’s got sone great jokes! Solid! Nice surprise.

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks Justin. I appreciate it!

@dianeneal4074 Рік тому

I just got the comment about wife being a hostage. It caught me off guard because my father collected wives from other countries and they were treated worse than the livestock!! And I kinda sorta helped his hostages escape!!

@adrys2656 Рік тому

Thankfully you helped. I think that is the right things. Sorry for your past, hope you overcome the bad things from the past. God bless you

@StephFrandsen Рік тому

Guy's hilarious... I'd be afraid to have him over... I'd be missing shower curtain rings, towels, pillows... And tvs ✌️🤣 lol

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks!

@StephFrandsen Рік тому

@@TIMHOMAYOON It's a talent though, the way it just rolls one right after another Tim. Nice!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

@@StephFrandsen I appreciate it!

@kristenannear7110 Рік тому

This guy is giving me serious Don Rickles vibes

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Don was amazing so I appreciate it!

@subhobroto Рік тому

You're right! Including the physical comedy!

@amnewyork516 Рік тому

My favorite NYC accent 😁... your road rage joke "pre-finger" 🤣🤣🤣. Good stuff!

@timhomayoon8685 Рік тому

Thank you. I appreciate it!

@carolstevenson5161 Рік тому

Dollar Tree is now Dollar & more store

@ashtonyoshi6811 Рік тому

$1.25 where I'm at

@dixieboy5689 Рік тому

$ 1.25 Store.

@patrickelenz8534 Рік тому

And they still under pay there employees

@mindsigh4 Рік тому

@@JohnLeePedimore Pound+ now?

@derekskillzdakrazed1973 Рік тому

In Quebec it's called Dollarama or dollar et plus lol Dollarama has stuff from 1.25$ - 4.25$..dollar et plus 1.25$ - 99.00$ lol

@InstrumentalArcanum Рік тому

Hilarious that even the commercials are walmart ..lol

@gregorcollins Рік тому

“The price says you’re pregnant before you open it.” 👍

@hansamstel Рік тому

Thanks!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you!

@sammcbride2464 Рік тому

In NY, the CABs honk before the light turns green to make sure you are in drive and have you foot close to the gas.

@suzzanneturner5031 Рік тому

You, sir, are an absolutely HILARIOUS Human Homayoon! Following!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you so much! I appreciate it

@hermitcrabs Рік тому

Light bulbs man, you gota take the light bulbs.

@bloomingtonjoe Рік тому

Brad Stine had a very similar bumper cars joke. Still effective 15 years later.

@maryksnyder1155 21 день тому

Lucky Charms without marshmallows is ….. kitty litter! 😂

@TIMHOMAYOON 19 днів тому

Thanks Mary!

@nonkisibanda4021 Рік тому

Fresh material. Nice.

@timhomayoon8685 Рік тому

Thank you! I appreciate it.

@ashleykorthauer1760 Рік тому

We got the "flip-you-off-before-they-cut-you-offers" here in Texas, too!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Always love performing in Texas. Great crowds!

@0scJohnson0 Рік тому

I’ve had it happen to me. I think they are flipping us off because of the inconvenience of having to cut us off.

@mollysilverman6803 Рік тому

Tim, if you’re reading comments; you are SOOOO FUNNY you had me giggling through making breakfast and thank you for that! Every day should start with a laugh! ❤️😎😂👍🏻 Edit to replace a misspelled word.🤦‍♀️

@EndTimesCollapse Рік тому

It’s funny because I listened to Tim before bed. I was feeling stressed and he had me laughing.

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you so much Molly!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

@@EndTimesCollapse Thanks I appreciate it!

@bryanr9533 Рік тому

Thanks! It won't let me do an odd amount🥺. this low amount is not a reflection of your comedy but a reflection of my status. 👍

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you. I appreciate it!

@valerieannshort7109 Рік тому

My second time watching this! Cracked up!!!!!😅😅😅😅

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks again Valerie!

@valerieannshort7109 Рік тому

@@TIMHOMAYOON do you have other videos??

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

@@valerieannshort7109 Mostly just on my social media pages. Just put in Tim Homayoon. Thanks

@valerieannshort7109 Рік тому

@@TIMHOMAYOON ok thanks Tim!

@valerieannshort7109 Рік тому

Absolutely HILARIOUS! I cracked up at everything! Love this guy!!!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you so much Valerie!

@jaymartin4166 10 місяців тому

I lived in Naples Italy for three years,we don't know road rage. It's impossible to get over 30mph and when there's a accident they have a fist fight and go on there way. Back in the day hotels would have there name on their towels.

@crazysnake1096 Рік тому

PMS watch…..in stitches.

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks!

@ETComic Рік тому

Very funny guy ! Great comic !

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks Eric! I appreciate it

@kevinmaiuri6418 Рік тому

i have a good idea about buying gift cards. Make sure to keep in mind what store or restaurant you are buying from in terms of pricing of the store or restaurant, and the money you put on the card. What I mean by this is if you buy a gift card for someone, put an amount of money on the card that allows the person to use the card atleast a couple of times, instead of being a cheapskate and putting enough on the card for the person to use it once, or not even once without them having to supplement the card balance with their own cash. Doing that is just messed up. Also make sure its to a place the person actually likes, regardless of how you feel about the place. Proper gift giving is where one person gives another person a gift that the person recieving the gift genuinely will most likely enjoy, regardless of how the giver feels about the item given, or the place a gift card was bought from. I'm speaking from personal experience of being on the receiving end of poor gift giving.

@timhomayoon8685 Рік тому

I definitely agree. Sometimes I'll buy gift cards in bulk to save a little money as well.

@qww760 3 місяці тому

My son started doing his own laundry at the age of nine. When he first saw the do not eat tide pod warning, he was so shocked and thought it was stupid. His logic was that the only people who would eat them are babies who can’t read or kids can’t read so the warning is no good and anyone who can read shouldn’t need to be warned not to eat them 😂😂makes sense to me😂

@TIMHOMAYOON 3 місяці тому

It's scary what the trends on social media that young generations are following. Glad your son was smart enough to know how bad they are

@matokaknox971 Рік тому

That bumper car idea sounds great.

@fleabaglane Рік тому

He is good and good timing and has a good flow

@timhomayoon8685 Рік тому

Thank you. I appreciate it

@dianeneal4074 Рік тому

I had an actual panic attack when I had to get gas yesterday. I go by the miles to empty, I know that once my low fuel starts dinging at me, I need my calculator to figure out how much gas I need to get home! I'm not saying I am a bit po' at the moment and with the evils in charge I eat 1 meal a day and hunt for quarters to do a load of clothes! I just give up to God and Praise Jesus for loving me!

@madelyn5376 Рік тому

I wish great things to happen for you, take care💖

@mrsp8635 Рік тому

@@steffensgary Its one thing to snark at an organized religion follower, but being that disgusting towards someone suffering with food insecurity is grotesque. Im Agnostic, but you just made me hope there is a spot in Hell for you..... Way to go. Dont go choking on that extra meal.

@mrsp8635 Рік тому

@@steffensgary How dare you even say ANYTHING to ANYONE lookin like you hiss at the light anytime Mommy opens the door to your basement dwelling. Stop lyin too. You know dang well you already eat extra meals everydamnday. Wouldn't be surprised if you throw tantrums when Mommy doesn't bring down your 4th bowl of Chef Boyardee quick enough

@Dh-rp7gg Рік тому

You're not the only one I do the same thing. And the Lord has been there for me many times.

@christianman73 Рік тому

@@steffensgary Take a look back at your needlessly cruel reply to Diane. Someone who is "doing just fine," as you claim that you are, wouldn't have written such a terribly cruel, snarky comment to a person who is struggling and only able to have one meal a day. Diane is actually doing much better than you are, even with only one meal a day.

@RadioStormOKC Рік тому

Just went to see comedian Tim Homayoon on the the Carnival Dream. He was very funny and entertaining to watch.

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you so much. The crowd on the Dream was amazing!

@richardoreas7768 Рік тому

This jokes are awesome!!!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks Richard!

@pennyb2245 9 місяців тому

Love the gift card 😂! Funny guy ❤

@TIMHOMAYOON 9 місяців тому

Thank you!

@JOMOPressureWash Рік тому

Wow the empty toilet paper rolls had me laughing so hard

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks I appreciate it!

@TruckTaxiMoveIt Рік тому

The show put him up at the Marriott Hotel, really? Impressed

@jamesc9327 Рік тому

Just watched your video and you are absolutely awesome my friend. You had us in stitches the entire half an hour.

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks so much James!

@billydemartines5830 Місяць тому

Had fun watching live at JR's in Valencia

@TIMHOMAYOON Місяць тому

Thanks I appreciate it!

@4nciite Рік тому

The home pregnancy tests from the dollar store are the exact same thing you get from the doctors office.

@kcl060 Рік тому

Hilarious!

@timhomayoon8685 Рік тому

Thanks!

@88Shinto Рік тому

TIM!...Great set!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you! I appreciate it

@GMITRUCKING Рік тому

He was really good 🔥🔥

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks I appreciate it!

@beatwizerd1976 6 місяців тому

Ohan I loved your show dude!! Made me laugh busting a gut over here !! Cheers Tim.

@TIMHOMAYOON 6 місяців тому

Thank you I appreciate it

@kittyp1569 Рік тому

Love the material & love the gif card ideas!!!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks Kitty!

@michelehamilton4290 Рік тому

Thanks

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you!

@driggs2109 Рік тому

He's HILARIOUS!!! I'd love to see more of him! So clever and different! GREAT pick!!!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks so much. I appreciate it.

@willymaykit1482 Рік тому

@@TIMHOMAYOON Keep trying.

@SilentRio Рік тому

Found him hilarious up until 10:11 . Only joking haha 🤣 guy is hilarious. Been in want of some genuine laugh out loud stand-up! Cheers Tim and DB.

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you!

@ChristianCarnivore333 Рік тому

Great show!

@ChristianCarnivore333 Рік тому

Lol couldn't figure out how to give you an odd amount!🤣

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you. I appreciate it!

@leahwanjiru8557 Рік тому

You buy a gift card with their gift card🤣

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you for watching all the way to the end! I appreciate it

@shelbiecarroll9815 Рік тому

U are so funny enjoyed watching this 😂🤣

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you so much Shelbie!

@mattbarei9227 Рік тому

Top quality

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks Matt!

@vanessavictoriakilmer 8 місяців тому

You're very funny We enjoyed your shows - from blue-haired Nicky and his family.

@TIMHOMAYOON 8 місяців тому

Thank you Nicky!

@preciousay7309 Рік тому

good stuff lol

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks!

@christinecrow1410 Рік тому

If my father would have thought about that peddle bike, he would have used it on my brother. Lol. RIP Daddy. Lucky Charms--very funny

@timhomayoon8685 Рік тому

Thank you I appreciate it!

@alistarline Рік тому

We should all tip this guy he sounds like he’s been doing time in an office and that doesn’t even sound right.

@mackenzieallen2762 Рік тому

A Macy's gift card in the drink 😂

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks Mackenzie!

@potatoverycold3324 Рік тому

Wish I could have done a custom amount

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you!

@arlothiaarien3181 Рік тому

Fun fact about the pregnancy test bit at the beginning - ALL pregnancy tests sold MUST meet certain requirements that include accuracy, so yes, you can get a home pregnancy test from the dollar store and it will work just as well as something you bought at the drug store or anywhere else. The more you know! This was a funny joke, I'm not being that stuck-up jerk who's all like "this joke is inaccurate blah blah blah" but I just can't help sharing a bit of trivia as well ;)

@coltengaines6117 Рік тому

I wish people could still see downvotes

@tsarv7707 Рік тому

Wow! This guy is hysterical!🤣🤣👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks I appreciate it!

@tsarv7707 Рік тому

@@TIMHOMAYOON are you on tour? I am in Utah, but haven't hadn't had the opportunity to go to dry bar, although I watch the content regularly. Are you on social media? I am not the "typical " Utahn, but I loved your set! I'm going to try and support you, I don't have money but I can watch and share! You should be a super star!!😁🤗👍🏼

@barowt Рік тому

The laugh for the PMS watch joke at 11:48 LoL! The laugh is at 11:56.

@carolinapichardo2073 Рік тому

Is a game 😂🤣😂🤣

@jbyepitsme4330 Рік тому

Lol great stand up😄😁😆

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks I appreciate it!

@ethanpoor3005 Рік тому

saw this man on the carnival elation. What a Top G

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks Ethan!

@roberthunter6380 Рік тому

Just saw this Adonis of a man, live on a Carnival Cruise. To those who leave hate comments are clearly showing your jealousy of this stud muffin of a man. Great job Mit.

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Hysterical! Thanks Robert

@mollysilverman6803 Рік тому

Omgoodness I just a picture to Daddy day before yesterday of one of my silver hairs that fell out. 😂 And I am not just old; I am REALLY OLD. Per my daughter… 🤦‍♀️🤣❤️ I’ll take being old. Can’t change it! Embrace it! 👍🏻😎💕❤️

@susand Рік тому

Loved it! Very funny! 💗

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thanks I appreciate it Susan!

@USAlien234 Рік тому

I saw a home drug test at the dollar tree. I opened it at home, and inside was a joint. The instructions said If I smoked it then my results were positive.

@scottheswingman.2423 Рік тому

Walmart use to have a no electronics return without receipt. I had a non opened Playstation that I received from my mom after my gf had given me one. Legit Walmart return, they wouldn't give me cash, gift card only. So I took the gift card and purchased enough random junk to cover the amount, then walked over to the return counter and said I would like my money back, I now have a receipt. I thought the managers head would explode, good times.

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Very smart idea

@bonethriller7047 Рік тому

This guy funny!

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you!

@Itsant33 Рік тому

He reminds me a bit of Tom Cotter and Sebastian Maniscalco

@orangeboy0001 Рік тому

🤣🤣🤣 Vey funny I have a huawei, sorry cannot tip Brilliant show

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

No problem. Thank you. I appreciate it.

@queenie4937 Рік тому

I get so embarrassed when hubby take from the cart lmfaooo even if we are still checked in for a couple days 😫

@alkinkade Рік тому

Great Job, LMAOROTF Much Love Bud...

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you Big Al!

@leejganderson7827 Рік тому

He has like a Bill Burr. Vive to him.. Peace ✌️🕊️✌️ 11.4.2022

@jesussaves7973 Рік тому

🤣😂 loved it

@TIMHOMAYOON Рік тому

Thank you!

@ThatGuy678 Рік тому

Oh hey it's that ex-boyscout comedian

@qww760 3 місяці тому

I always fill up, and always at Costco, unless I am traveling. I never buy food at gas stations or popcorn at movies. I guess that would make me a mythological creature 😂

@TIMHOMAYOON 3 місяці тому

Smart. My wife also has the Costco credit card so she gets cash back whenever she buys gas there

@qww760 3 місяці тому

@@TIMHOMAYOONNot to mention the gas is much cheaper, especially on premium😂. In this economy, I am not going to turn down an opportunity to save ten dollars to fill up a tank 😂

@TIMHOMAYOON 3 місяці тому

@@qww760 $10 buys you a lot at Costco

@katiedarlin 9 місяців тому

My mother bless her doul would walk out of restaurants carrying her half full wine glass...after several months this sweet owner started topping her glass off at the door no charge

@olivewoo522 7 місяців тому

I remember those masks 😅. The mouth had sharp edges and i would put my tongue through it. I could never breathe and always had to take it off between houses.

@TIMHOMAYOON 7 місяців тому

Absolutely, the little slit you could barely fit a quarter through.