- "farting himself awake" LOL!

Hahahahaha

😆😆😆😆

This guy is a white ivy league liberal and he ain't funny

​@@paulaleckey1968THEY 🤡 CLOWNED THE HELL OUTTA HIM 😂😅😂😅

i like a pr esid ent who doesn't aid j n 0 c d

So true! Has anyone actually ever seen Trump laugh?

fr bro that just shows that biden has a good sense of humour

yeah I'm sure the k!ds in j a s a are cracking up

@@oakvillan1277 It seems unlikely that YOU know what's going on

Really, like which one? Honestly curious

Very norm style joke

I also love Stephen Colbert and his 35 joke writers whose joke is constantly orange man bad!, makes me laugh that boomers still fall for this crap

Total jackass

This is remarkably stupid and unfunny. This is like a kid who didn’t practice for a class project.

That’s called being a professional, and knowing how to work the room, plus already knowing what jokes will hit that mark. His responses to the silence were written into the bit. This was really well done!

@@VaughnLower No not really he didn’t wait for his jokes to land. They never landed and that made it awkward. There was no laughs you could hear a pin drop it was so quiet. He bombed.

And at 99, would be a far, far better choice than the "Creamsicle" who's currently on trial!

Grow up.

The U.S. liberal democracy has always been fake as there is proof that hundreds of pro Palestine demonstrators were handcuffed and taisered and locked up!!! ukposts.infoYYW8gmXmQyE?si=xYexiDE1bKz0TJcm

SAME

So is he! 😂😂😂

Mitch is already frozen!! but hey!!! do not worry, the fires of hell will defroze him!!!!

Is there a worse crowd for a comedian than this?

The U.S. liberal democracy has always been fake as there is proof that hundreds of pro Palestine demonstrators were handcuffed and taisered and locked up!!! ukposts.infoYYW8gmXmQyE?si=xYexiDE1bKz0TJcm

😂😂😂😂😂

The people who didn't laugh are the covid cultists.

Remarkably unfunny 😂🎉😂🎉🎉

Wrong crowd in person

It worked for me!!

I think they didn't get the part where Gaetz has a huge head.

There's around the same the same amount of laugh as the rest. Colin is fine, but far from the same level as some people who did it in the past... Conan, Colbert, Meyers...

We are the audience for Jost, not the room he was in 😂

phenomenal recovery; Colin was hilarious

Jost actually went there, and he's talking about decency...

@@scipioafricanus5871 Moscow Mitch doesn’t deserve any mercy

I thought so as well.

Did it really kill ya?? Sorry bud, Norm MacDonald was the master at fucking yo shit up..

Nah just further proof that Diddy is being excommunicated

What 90% of Europeans like me think.

"I bet if Trump did select diddy as his running mate, I bet this race would still be tied" 😂 so sad

​​@@Joey-ct8bmhonestly, it's Insanity man.

When you put it like that, you have to wonder WHAT THE F#£% is wrong with Americans?????

​@@Joey-ct8bmTRUMP WUZ TOO SENSITIVE TO DO THIS 😂😅😂😅

THANK YOU for this comment

And I do their online puzzles every morning

There is absolutely no way you think this is *killing it* 😂😂😂 It's trash... Watch Norm MacDonald 1997 Bill Clinton Speech if u wanna see comedy at its finest.

​@@JackLalane-yt4iuthis was the most boring, least inspiring WH Correspondents' dinner in memory. Did anybody tell him he was supposed to roast everybody? No need to suck up.

Are you being serious? This is fucking TRASH. What the hell is wrong with people?!

The crowd isn't mic'd at the dinner so often times the reactions seem more muted, homeboy got a standing ovation, pretty sure people were really laughing, you just can't hear the crowd like you would at a taped standup special

That was a hoot!😂

only in the us, so most european asian north/south american countries dont have the same freedom of speech/expression ?

Tell that to the students protesting about Israel's warcrimes in Gaza 😂

We got Spitting Image every week

There is always some guy who believes USA is the only country with freedom of speech. 🙄

@@rvds2040 Aussie here. They believe in their exceptionalism. Most of them don't get enough time off to travel abroad. They will realise one day. I'd rather be here than there.

That is full of his activists 😂 there I completed the line for you 😂

So lame 👉​@@timegamer8672

YUP YUP 😂😂

@@johnbrowne2170 In the big scheme of things, supporting a free press IS one of the things that truly DOES count. It's one of the pillars of our Republic and has set the US apart from a large part of the world. Unlike the former guy, who calls any media that reports actual facts the 'enemy of the people'.

@@Milwall_will_win_uclbeforeidie American..? what??? Regardless, if you support a president that supports America, then you should absolutely be supporting President Biden, because the former guy definitely does NOT.

The photograph joke and also the Tom Petty joke I thought were both great. Carter joke was on point. There were a couple of zingers in it.

Was that when sleepy Joe couldn’t eat his salad?

​@@dilldoe6969no, it was afterwards when those who were hit in court by the farts told Trump 'may be for once you should eat a salad'.

@@Ace-gl7xo that was the gayest reply. I’m being honest with you when I say that just wasn’t funny. Objectively. I’m embarrassed of and for you, bud. May God have mercy on your soul and cure you of your TDS.

@@Ace-gl7xo think Commietube took down my original comment but it went something like this: “that was the gheyist reply. Just wasn’t objectively funny. May God have mercy on your soul and cure you of your TDS” I think you’re getting your humor from failing SNL or something, bud- get some help.

Isn't it possible that the forest wringfully assumed the ax was like them?

Brilliant :)

Yeah, that one got me rolling on the floor.

Quote of the year 🏆

😂😂😂😂😂

Waite!!!

Americans are experiencing one of the worst economic crises, Biden continues to sponsor the war in Ukraine, 6 thousand emigrants cross the borders every day, boys in schools dream of being women with penises, and surprisingly, everything is fine, it's Trump's fault !!

Where was the jokes? If you voted for Biden you can't talk about "education". You have the IQ of a toy car.

Exactly! Also, if you say that you won’t accept the results of the election, then you shouldn’t be able to participate!

T*ump didn’t show up to his..little man baby

Trump could not and would not participate in this event.

Good point

Poor Mitch had a glitch.

He laughed his balls off. It was refreshing.

TRUMP WUZ TOO SENSITIVE 😂

Biden can take a joke, the tangerine scream IS a joke

Unlike his opponent, Donald J. Trump.

liked when he moved his arms as if obama was controlling him after the colin puppet strings joke

Isn’t that what you guys are crying when they show up in your cities? 🫵🏼🤣🫵🏼🤣🫵🏼🤣

@@dilldoe6969 you guys? Not sure what you mean im just quotinh Colin Jost Sarah Sherman style

@@tayloreh the libs. They’re in support of open borders until the illegals are bused to democrat cities. Pretty comical

It's really true

That was the fuckin’ best!!

He did it for norm... and weekend update

​@@AA-zv6yoAbsolutely.

@@AA-zv6yo Norm wouldn't take this gig right now, even if he were here. This is so actively pathetic.

HELL YEAH 😅😂😂😅

Matt is not his reflection. Matt has a balls to stand up against military industrial complex. He is a fucking sycophant

I thought I saw him here but it was just me looking into a spoon. 😂🤣😭

But I forgot to mention the prom Gaetz was at was for a grade 8 graduation.

*BRAVO COLIN AND BRAVO DECENCY!*

HE GOT HIM 💯💪😅😂🤣

😁

HE KILLED ME WIT' THAT 💀🤣😅🤣😂

I loved that one! 😂😂😂

That was so funny. Love Colin so much. 💙💙💙

@@Ginric99 Gosh, I wish there was a way to look up these things. I dunno... put important words in some sort of, I guess, maybe a search engine? Maybe one day.

Yes, the atmosphere has changed because of Trump destroying every good thing that exists

I think most of his jokes didn't land personally.

​@@eyzonm3I personally laughed my ass off

I didn't see Trump anywhere there. But the place was infected with TDS ​@@martinhumble

It's a room full of very serious people.

Don't for Biden to help in that regard. He is truly a horrific person.

100%

IN this country DECENCY outnumbers Maga by a landslide!!!!!!!

​@@DV-mq5fvWhy do you spread this lie? Is this the best job a russian young person can aspire to? Is your country so broken that these propaganda jobs are the best that are available? That's a shame,most of us here in the US and our allies have jobs building our country and economy to provide better lives for ourselves,families and our country. Really too bad you guys have to resort to crappy jobs like "disinformation specialist".

​@@DV-mq5fvThe only horrific person that I see is the adulterer on trial. God sees all

The self realization must’ve been a real slap in the face

Not sure I’d call it singing.

She’s gotta know it’s horrible, right??

Colin is killing’ it!

Crowd sucked.

The U.S. liberal democracy has always been fake as there is proof that hundreds of pro Palestine demonstrators were handcuffed and taisered and locked up!!! ukposts.infoYYW8gmXmQyE?si=xYexiDE1bKz0TJcm

Sportswomanship lmao

Amen and awomen 🤡

Exactly!

He's doing a half decent job.

I don't see why he would be nervous. Unless he had to make jokes about Brandon being a genocide enabler, which I doubt very much he did.

He nailed it. I just noticed SNL is on see you later.

Don't see that...

While you watch fake news cnn ?

GOT 'EM 💯💪😅😂🤣

Check the late night ratings. They beat everyone else

Yup, sick burn!

Magnificent

I remember republicans being bipartisan.

There really weren't two sides back then. Fox didn't exist. You had big and little papers who were all socially conservative (compared to now) and supported the Vietnam war.

Yeah, that stopped with the modern GOP who knows not how to act bipartisan nor take a joke. Who's the only modern president who didn't attend this???

Hey Joey , they used to be bipartisan now they’re just bipolar .

​@@TaxTheChurches.Supporting the VN war was conservative? LBJ escalated it by sending US troops in. That's a leftist agenda supported by RINO. It's the same now with Ukraine.

Those that attended are Democrats Activists calling themselves journalists who were awarded Pulitzer Prizes for the Russian Hoax Story then they went on to cover up the Hunter Biden LAPTOP FROM HELL story. Fake News is alive and well with CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS and NBC

Seeing it written out like you did is... wow.

This “decent” President is advocating for the allowance of the killing of the most vulnerable…the unborn.

Nobody's business but Her Own.

How does it affect you waking it in the morning? Or even better are you the one that is going to answer God for this when it’s your time? No well than stfu and move on

Decency wins

@@marcosolo6491 aww Don't be a hater..Sippin on the Hateraid isn't good for your health sir...😂😂✌🏾🗳️💙

Too much wine dulls the senses and slows processing speed.

@@KMx108 lol Edit: So, true.

Too afraid to show what they really think of Trump I think

TOO MANY OLD HEADZ 😂😂

I think some of them are boomers wahahaa

Yes!!! I thought it was only me.

Lol I heard it too 😂

Me too with all the negativity with trump how's that even possible....think people how the office of the presidency has been reduced to a new low, shameful 😢

@@robinhall214 Might have to do with Israel publicly humiliating and contradicting anything the Biden Administration says. Ukraine doesn't always follow what we say, like for instance attacking inside Russia, which the Biden administration has told Ukrainians is a red line. But Ukraine most of the time doesn't admit to it being them. They don't have a press conference and publicly disagree with Biden and say sometimes you have to ignore your friends. That's called respect. Ukraine respects America. Israel doesn't respect America, they go out of their way to show they are in charge and America is weak and Biden's done nothing to deal with that. Whatever your stance is on the war in Gaza, certainly no one wants a door mat that any foreign country can walk all over as President. Biden needs to step up in the next 6 months, as a leader of the free world or his poll numbers are going to continue dropping. The latest polls show Trump ahead by a few points, makes 100 percent sense to me because Americans aren't fools.

Absolute truth...

One can take a joke because hes senile and can't even find his way off stage 😂😂😂😂

@@DamienSullivan-hw4lq is that all you’ve got? He’s obviously not senile, getting older sure, but not senile. Trump has had more gaffs than anyone in recent months. You may need to try to find some different comebacks that are valid and hold more water.

And one is so decent he’s currently funding a genocide

What jokes ??

I agree, when a young man can speak volume for a generation of a person the same age that has worked hard, fought for rights and freedom is exceptional. I’m 51 and still reflect on my grandfather’s wisdom and hard work. Excellent job Colin!

Biden, a decent man. A decent man that lets Netanyahu humiliate him publicly in a press conference, directly contradicting what Biden said a couple hours earlier and says sometimes you have to ignore your friends (i.e. Ignore Biden and America.) 4 more years of other countries realizing they too can publicly humiliate America sounds fun....cause Biden is such a decent man....

I expected Kamala to receive a broadside but nothing from Jost was forthcoming.

✊️😎💯💪😅🤣😂🤣

Exactly!!!

Anti-woke. Or blind as a bat.

Why wouldn't Trump sleep through nonsense trials? Dude is out there busting his ass to make the country better yet losers reprimand him for it in court. Gross.

I came up with that joke myself first time I heard of the sleeping. So probably obvious joke to make.

I was about to say the same thing. The jokes were really funny, but it didn’t seem like the crowd was digging it. 😂

You're a victim of lobotomization.

UKposts will censor anything that goes against this retarded narrative.

From your friends in Germany>> best wishes, some prayers and Gesundheit. If you could unite again we together could stop the wars, looming inflation, crazy migration which is chaos here and a big burden and might not be good at all. We are worse of then you with that. By the way "Danke" for helping with the evil person who wanted to make us great again. Never again. Hopefully you can learn from our mistakes. Seeing a lot of similarities what was going on in our dark times and what is happening in your beautiful country. Looking from the outside and what comes out of Trump mouth we think this cant be real. More love and lets cry together. Is it the time of comedian and dictators?

Of course my comment gets deleted by the inbred left. You lot absolutely despise free speech.

My father born and raised in Scranton/Dunmore a noted high school then Scranton University athlete turned professional just before WW 2 said Joe Biden came from a good family as he knew his father. My dad was cynical about politics but was encouraged and supported Joe Biden for his decency.

I'm sure 30k+ people would disagree.

yes i believe you possibly millions, and thats okay

@@jessicadelossantos7727 I genuinely hope, for our least privileged, that it is "okay" and not a greater indication of more heinous things to come.

​@@jessicadelossantos7727 because there's many more millions that do

4 more years

🤣🤣🤣 that loud whining sound is truth social spinning up for the night.

Kimmel wouldn't have been as funny, but I agree.

😂😂😂😂😂

Kimmel can do the first one Trump watches from a jail cell.

He would stroke out.

Trump 2024

Nobody, Biden included, takes him seriously

​@@cliffordlesley7746 lmao fortunately he's gonna lose...AGAIN..go ahead and waste your vote though lol

​@SarahD-uy5pfKeep telling yourself that. 😂

​@@cliffordlesley7746Dump 2024 years in the clink.

Obama drone striked more innocent middle easterners than any other president- that's why they call him o-bomb-a

He never got over being exposed as the racist t-r-a-s-h he is back in 2011 earlier in that week.

He, quite literally, ran for president because of that moment

​@@marcosolo6491But Obama didn't lose Re-Election; Trump did. And he's been whining about it ever since.

The only reason Trump doesn't like Obama is because he's African- American. Trump is a racist meat suit.

thank you--you get it--I'm surprised how many people commenting on here missed what Colin was ultimately preparing to do. He knew he was working up to a very serious message. "Everything things seem strange now" kind of speaks to the more serious thoughts now on his mind. His call for decency speaks to his real concerns for this country.

I absolutely agree...

Except it was clearly one-sided. Ridiculous.

@@beckyearls2540 to consider a call for decency one-sided, that’s pretty ridiculous.

@@Ordinaryguy82 subjective

@@beckyearls2540 Decency is subjective? You do understand how one sided that sounds? Might even go so far as to say….Ridiculous. How about this, I’m American, if you are than understand, I hope things find you in a better place tomorrow and that I mean you no ill will.

Committing gen0cide. There completed your sentence.

Liberals are full of s...

​@@BougieFeral that's because otherwise SleepyJoe wouldn't understand a word

​@@BougieFerallisten to what Norm Macdonald said about his hosting the dinner, it's actually super intimidating day of because deep down you know exactly how powerful these people are. The pauses are because a part of you is expecting to get shot after every roast.

Biden showered with his daughter. That's not decent

Then don’t vote for gen j*!🤢

Perfect! Another vote for trump!

@@petermckenna2713 A guy who brags about grabbing women's crotches, insults former POW's, and praises dictators and despots is not decent by any stretch of the imagination.

​@@petermckenna2713meh

Trump was pissed because Obama (who was president) roasted him. Trump didn't have the balls to attend this when he was "president".

@@carlwilliams6977 I think that’s where it all started. Trump couldn’t let it go, got obsessed with the whole “birther” thing then decided to enter politics, because in his mind, he was in competition with Obama. 🤦‍♀️ All because he wasn’t man enough to take a damned joke.

And the whole little dick thing .

Same

💙💙💙🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️