Weekend Update: Golden Bachelor Divorce, NYC Considers Giving Rats Birth Control

Weekend Update: Golden Bachelor Divorce, NYC Considers Giving Rats Birth Control - SNL

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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like Iowa retiring Caitlin Clark's jersey.
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@SuperHedgehog910 29 днів тому

0:56 The way Michael says: "You are a stupid man." Absolutely kills me.

@canaisyoung3601 27 днів тому

The last time they had a joke like that where the punchline was Colin drawing a gun, Che said, "What happened to you, man?" as if he were concerned about Jost's mental health (never mind that the constant humiliation Che dishes out was probably the cause of it). I knew that was a lie. I wanted to believe it wasn't, but I should have known better.

@1renegadegeek Місяць тому

"Trust me, I know." I'm dying. So good.

@TheMikester307 29 днів тому

LOL! These are usually good, even when the gags don't hit the mark!

@ShawnDillon-pw8lb 29 днів тому

…I’m sure high school was tough on Collin,but look at the payoff: Harvard grad,co anchor on snl weekend update and Scarlet Johansson sleeping in your bed naked…

@aaronleverton4221 26 днів тому

Still ended up married to Black Widow.

@laurenw.8178 29 днів тому

"cause you're giving me that window seat" "... plenty of fish in the sea-metary" THOSE TOOK ME OUT 😂😂

@heyheytaytay 27 днів тому

if only.

@katieorr3903 29 днів тому

That rat graphic, omg. It was so perfect.

@shahartley Місяць тому

Colin with that gun, LMFAO

@srbrant5391 Місяць тому

“You’re giving me that window seat!”

@istdochallesegal3427 29 днів тому

Followed by "you are a STUPID man" 🤣🤣🤣

@annekantola4822 26 днів тому

Next James Bond? He looked really menacing 😀

@ismarwinkelman5648 22 дні тому

Horrible trigger discipline

@tylerhackner9731 Місяць тому

The Kevin spacey joke 😂

@CorePathway 29 днів тому

When you’re famous you can just grab them by the package

@brady3126 15 днів тому

Kevin Spacey was acquitted because the charges were totally imaginary

@fabianarameus8832 Місяць тому

Colin is going to bring the good news about that Billy Dee Williams quote back to Scarlett

@Thessalin 29 днів тому

I was waiting for Michael to do that joke next.

@adamluther5836 28 днів тому

She can finally play the REAL Black Widow!

@kb_analytics Місяць тому

C-metery 🤣

@mk-wz2sh Місяць тому

but isn't it "there are plenty of fish in the sea-mentary"?

@Ducky69247 29 днів тому

@@mk-wz2sh well that was the joke, but now you've gone and ruined it

@batgurrl Місяць тому

The female rat looked kinda cute and enjoyed the Kevin Spacey quip. Picture of young Colin was adorable

@Beegrene 29 днів тому

High school *was* a tough time. Thank you for your sympathy, Colin.

@LilyBarker-nf3ng 24 дні тому

Yeah that one was personal.

@DJGURR 29 днів тому

Musicals and lord of the rings. As a band/ theater geek/ ap nerd I did well in high school socially when I shouldn’t have lol

@shahartley Місяць тому

lol teen Colin had that 90s boy haircut. I saw so many with that hairstyle growing up.

@kitcoffey7194 Місяць тому

It's called "the douche"

@matthewshakin2575 Місяць тому

He looked like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting lol

@canaisyoung3601 Місяць тому

Colin Jost was born in 1982, so he would have been a teenager from 1995 (13) to 2000 (18), so it makes sense. But I always thought that haircut mixed with how chubby his face was made him look like a high school bully. That smug smile he had ties it together.

@nicholasgarrick8855 Місяць тому

Jost revenge for the joke swap has been very well carefully well planned ,and cruelly executed.

@PatGunn 29 днів тому

He got his Jost Desserts

@ishotmyboss 28 днів тому

"Yours is the size of a mouse's leg?"

@gigi-ij1hk Місяць тому

I was lucky enough to go to a high school where being a musical theatre nerd and an SF/fantasy nerd was so common, nobody gave you shit about it

@fathertimegaming17 Місяць тому

No one cares

@gigi-ij1hk Місяць тому

@@fathertimegaming17 You seem nice

@blueelf217 29 днів тому

I went to a school in the hood of Brooklyn, but didn't read LOTR till college. Don't really like musical theatre. So only a little bit of a nerd.

@silverranger3532 29 днів тому

Kudos to SNL for hitting on Golden Bachelor. Everyone hyped that junk so much during it's broadcast, that the downfall was expected.

@imhereforitall9218 27 днів тому

All those contestants in that franchise seem to have serious mental issues. Guess that is a prereq.

@momcatwoo 29 днів тому

We needed more Colin & Che.

@bmillz007 Місяць тому

These are all SO good. 😭😂

@Obi-Wan_Kenobi 29 днів тому

The audience was incredible for this Weekend Update.

@Devilninja333 Місяць тому

There’s plenty fish in the C…….metery 😂 wow che

@kitcoffey7194 Місяць тому

America: where rats can get birth control, but adult women cannot.

@alphanerd7221 29 днів тому

Why lie like that?

@canaisyoung3601 27 днів тому

I was hoping for the joke to go there, but I guess that would have been too predictable.

@wawaicedcoffee 26 днів тому

We can get birth control, it’s abortion that’s being contested

@mercedesdrake9113 Місяць тому

plenty fish in the C ... -metery 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sparker_87 Місяць тому

Lord of the rings musical in Chicago? 3 of my favorite things!

@Nymaz 29 днів тому

Yeah, I think Mr. Scarlett Johansson is doing alright.

@user-yo1ji8hr4x 28 днів тому

I'm saying it yet again 'These Two together are SNL.😂😂❤❤😅

@alainchristian Місяць тому

Nice trigger discipline, Colin 🤣

@ws8080 29 днів тому

The Bachelor, and Golden Bachelor, baffle me. Why would a group of any women throw themselves at these guys on TV, and you just know it isn't going to work out. The only person I know that watches it is my 80 yr old mother.... and no she isn't single.

@TheFMHatter1986 Місяць тому

Another great Weekend Update that Kevin Spacey jokes was great

@noName-kn1lx 28 днів тому

Colin got his revenge..married scarlett lol

@daintycaked Місяць тому

Colin got that 90s high school haircut.

@canaisyoung3601 19 днів тому

Yeah, I hate it too. The chubby face and smug smile made Jost look like he bullied kids rather than was a victim of bullying.

@JediKnight35-de7uf 29 днів тому

Colin with a gun is the most terrifying thing I’ve seen this week

@nicholasgarrick8855 Місяць тому

Amazing weekend update had me giggling like a mf.

@Cheekiemoney Місяць тому

Give me the Beavis and Butthead Sketch!!!

@javier77street Місяць тому

Exactly. Funniest sketch of the night.

@tylerhackner9731 Місяць тому

Yessss

@junkboy555 Місяць тому

DITTO!

@ishotmyboss Місяць тому

It's up!

@Ducky69247 29 днів тому

Huh? All you have to do is click play on that one instead.

@Whynotthem65 29 днів тому

Rat jokes good.

@AthenaKeatingThomas 29 днів тому

Awww, young Colin. Nerds should be proud- I was and am!

@alexv3357 29 днів тому

I find it rather weird that a musical adaptation - at least if done with care - would actually be something Tolkien would approve of heartily. I mean, someone's singing in basically every chapter of the books as it is.

@hopekeeley2122 28 днів тому

The man loved his music

@claribear4571 29 днів тому

😂Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

@claribear4571 29 днів тому

Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉

@ishotmyboss Місяць тому

Can't get enough of that Colin Mockery.

@jonathantifone8001 Місяць тому

I see what you did there.

@jennifermorgan8348 29 днів тому

Oh, so clever. Loved it.

@janeentumbao8690 29 днів тому

That's Michael Che, not Wayne Brady! 😂😂😂😂😂

@claribear4571 29 днів тому

Cavity , cavities 🎉🎉🎉🎉

@xy6845 13 днів тому

The Sea-metery? seriously now haha 😂🤣🐟🐠💀🪦

@laalaa99stl Місяць тому

Colin's baby pic could have just been the entire segment. 😁

@barney5583 Місяць тому

laalaa99stl, *high-school pic

@tiagohongchulkanglee8624 29 днів тому

1:35 you are gonna do fine, young Colin...

@CreativeC13 29 днів тому

These were GOOD

@christopherobrien8105 Місяць тому

I've watched too many gun videos on UKposts - my first thought was 'poor trigger discipline, Colin.'

@canaisyoung3601 14 днів тому

That's why Che called him a stupid man.

@TM-hl7ir Місяць тому

When I read the NY news story I knew SNL would be doing something with rats😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@michaelmitchell6558 Місяць тому

Man this was some funny writing

@DISGUYROX 29 днів тому

This was one of the very best WU's of the season or most any season. And Caitlin slam-dunked on Colin. ^^^^^^^5's to her.

@Wunderlustgirl Місяць тому

LMAO 1:35 seemed like most boys had that haircut in the 90s

@tylerhoover1706 29 днів тому

It was tough thanks😂

@DavidhenshawSZU 29 днів тому

Why do I have a feeling ABC is going to do a Golden Divorce limited series

@FatNorthernBigot Місяць тому

I guess centre partings were all the rage (when Colin's dad was a lad). 🤣

@hellocollegejason198 29 днів тому

Great episode

@douglashenry6996 Місяць тому

Colin might have had a tough time in high school, but I'm sure that his classmates are envious of him now.

@fzzypurpleturtle 29 днів тому

SEAMETARY

@youragenius.6644 Місяць тому

They like it LoL nah they didn't like it 😂😂

@Volumixen 29 днів тому

"I can't wait until the days we, as US citizens, have as many healthcare benefits as a sewer rat in NYC."

@fattdamon5342 Місяць тому

I for one, hope to live to see a day where this extra 1 minute and 40 seconds of jokes could go in the same video as the rest of the jokes from this episode. Alas, even with the rise of AI and Beyoncé's new country album, the technology simply isn't there. Yet...

@canaisyoung3601 29 днів тому

Just wait until Monday when they upload Weekend Update as one whole segment. They've been doing that for a while, probably because they got sick of hearing complaints about it from the comments section.

@Ducky69247 29 днів тому

@@canaisyoung3601as if they're reading the UKposts comments section 😂

@npccarol9659 29 днів тому

that high school picture was ROUGH.

@lauraa.e.5008 29 днів тому

It's nice to finally see something funny from SNL.

@edwarddunleavy7329 29 днів тому

Awesome! 😂😂😂

@titusrider7948 29 днів тому

Divorcing after only three months? Geeze, who could've seen that coming? 🙄

@Tarantulisimo 28 днів тому

Damn so Colin comes to the Weekend Update set strapped

@richsims6870 28 днів тому

You guys are hilarious and really intelligent !

@jwilliamcosby 29 днів тому

Wait...?? Divorce after 3 months? Duh!! Haaaaaaaaa!! That's expectedly hilarious!! 😂😂😂

@professionalamatuer8064 29 днів тому

1:25 hey, that nerd grew up to marry the hottest woman in Hollywood. Respect.

@zxaddictxz 29 днів тому

Fact!

@alphanerd7221 29 днів тому

She isn't even top 5 in the MCU.

@zxaddictxz 29 днів тому

Love these guys. Had a good laugh thinking about female rats focusing on their career... in rat business, no doubt

@Intellectual-Warrior9 29 днів тому

High school was a tough time.

@thereisnosanctuary6184 27 днів тому

Pizza Rat is starting a chain.

@EM-mw2qr 29 днів тому

I got a little scared when he took that gun out.

@CharliePetricor 29 днів тому

Colin is the only white man who can still look adorable while holding a gun. 😂

@thekiss2083 29 днів тому

The LOTR musical is solid. It's already played in Toronto and London

@Nata-Lux 26 днів тому

The Lord of the Rings: the Musical premiered over 16 years ago, and yes, high school was a tough time, Colin 😂

@user-hq3ce5ws1s 29 днів тому

weekend update has brought back a refreshing return to 1970s comedy in which we can laugh at anything without maliciousness or hatred.

@GershonWolf 29 днів тому

Che, I liked the rat joke.

@Roy-G-Biv Місяць тому

The rat in high heels is nightmarish.

@coffeeandtrance 29 днів тому

i didn't like either of those but high school was still high school

@SucsForYou 29 днів тому

Colin had that Butt Cut! Says a lot really.

@orangeknight81 Місяць тому

I see Colin also had that hair cut that guys had in the 1990s

@benzaiten933 29 днів тому

Colin jokes about liking musicals, but he's now married to Scarlet Johannson, so I think he won.

@CrappyCar 28 днів тому

Trigger discipline!

@cschmitz100 Місяць тому

🐀💼

@PoggeB13 29 днів тому

I was that high school nerd.

@ludalove4033 29 днів тому

“Trust me I know” jost who’s MARRIED to Scarlett! Way to go my man!

@biggerdoofus 20 днів тому

I think the joke of showing your high school self for laughs only works if the pic doesn't make you look good.

@ronanlilley Місяць тому

where’s papyrus 2 ⁉️⁉️

@katarzynazdrojewska4233 28 днів тому

Aww, the LotR joke ^_^

@tangoangel2782 Місяць тому

Those poor rats will wonder what is wrong with them to not be able to have little ones.

@navyajain9249 Місяць тому

you really think rats WANT to have kids? in this economy? but jokes apart i dont think rats realise that theyre having intercourse to have offsprings, its just biology.

@channel019 Місяць тому

I was in high school when the LOTR movies came out and were huge, so it's funny to think Colin and his contemporaries had to enjoy the books, like idiots and the appropriate scorn from their class mates.

@alexanderdumas- Місяць тому

Colin borrowed that gun from his wife.

@jenettethorson3138 4 дні тому

OMG Remember "Soul Man" with C. Thomas Howell? Shocking blackface from the 80s.

@lydialeecost4578 Місяць тому

😂😂😂😂

@angelusmortis3150 29 днів тому

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TJWPatriot Місяць тому

If only there was some way to put all of Weekend Update in one video so it wouldn't have to be split...

@canaisyoung3601 29 днів тому

How many times do I have to say, "Wait until Monday when they upload the entire segment" until people realize that it does happen and they don't have to force themselves to watch the segments individually?

@charleskidney4279 11 днів тому

They in fairness looked good for people 70 plus.

@AWhistlingWolf 16 днів тому

There's something to be said about that high school picture compared to current Colin. I don't know what it is, but there's something. Same thing for his wife Scarlett Johansson saying she would not have dated Colin in high school. There's something to be said, I just don't know what.