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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like the women's NCAA Final Four matchup of Iowa vs. UConn becoming the most-viewed women's basketball game with 14.2 million viewers.
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@BellaWorldAni
@BellaWorldAni Місяць тому
A chaotic nightmare that turns you against your own family. That one got me.
@kayla7562
@kayla7562 Місяць тому
Yup and just as families are mending, it’s about to happen again lol. 🤦‍♀️😩
@EaselCat
@EaselCat Місяць тому
yes it did. boomer
@pxtxto2479
@pxtxto2479 Місяць тому
Missed an opportunity, if you know what I mean
@thedayisnigh5886
@thedayisnigh5886 Місяць тому
I don't see anything more chostic than the state if the world right now Brin of world war isreal bidens world is real chaotic
@TraceyBoyland
@TraceyBoyland Місяць тому
I loved it
@judemet7361
@judemet7361 Місяць тому
"A chaotic nightmare that turns you against your own family." Boy, how I can relate to that statement!!!
@TheNovemberRose
@TheNovemberRose Місяць тому
❤ We are your family now. Hopefully, that idea isn't too terrifying 🙏
@ShadeXH
@ShadeXH Місяць тому
That sounded like one that came right from home from Colin lol
@jasondavis9490
@jasondavis9490 Місяць тому
​@@TheNovemberRoseI like this family.
@ToeKneeMarlow
@ToeKneeMarlow Місяць тому
Cicada joke is underrated 💯🤣🤣🤣
@gj8683
@gj8683 Місяць тому
They beat the MAGAs to it.
@carn9507
@carn9507 Місяць тому
@@gj8683 Except for MAGAs it probably wouldn't be a joke but something they really do blame Biden for like everything else that ever happened anywhere to anybody. :P
@maxdogr
@maxdogr Місяць тому
Just wait, MTG will be screeching about it being "a sign from God".
@skygh
@skygh Місяць тому
Very well delivered too
@terryarmstrong8598
@terryarmstrong8598 Місяць тому
​@@maxdogrEmptyG: "Biden is letting in millions of illegal Cicanadians." The city of Detroit is waiting for them as they cross the Ambassador Bridge. Bussing them to Texas and Florida. And Alabama. Because it's Alabama.
@MycontentisgoldJerryGold
@MycontentisgoldJerryGold Місяць тому
Think of all the unnamed sewage treatment plants waiting for some love. 😂
@iambicpentakill
@iambicpentakill Місяць тому
Sewage production plants...
@keithbrown6887
@keithbrown6887 29 днів тому
John Oliver could use the company.
@agorgedslug
@agorgedslug Місяць тому
Anyone else think Halloween Mandela looks like Christopher Walken?
@carn9507
@carn9507 Місяць тому
hey now you don't gotta do Walken like that. :P
@TheGillhicks
@TheGillhicks Місяць тому
Please keep “Weekend update” going through the summer. We are really going to need the laughs….
@outoftheforest7652
@outoftheforest7652 Місяць тому
kind of disappointed with the rest of SNL this season but Weekend update always is good
@user-tg2fg9ry1s
@user-tg2fg9ry1s Місяць тому
Seriously? Wow, ya cant find anything to laugh at except trump ? U have serious issues! Bet it sucks to have so much hate! Wow!
@TheGillhicks
@TheGillhicks Місяць тому
@@user-tg2fg9ry1s I forgot, all they talk about is Trump, they don’t cover the news.
@richarddecredico6098
@richarddecredico6098 Місяць тому
check out Seth Meyers he doing the same shit 4 days a week
@laughoutloud9712
@laughoutloud9712 Місяць тому
@@user-tg2fg9ry1snobody said that. Relax.
@jans-wv3rp
@jans-wv3rp Місяць тому
That Bridge fixer joke was lit😂
@utubefreshie
@utubefreshie Місяць тому
I'm from Baltimore and I so laughed so hard, I would've spit out my drink if I was drinking one!! Hahahaha
@mortalclown3812
@mortalclown3812 Місяць тому
​@@utubefreshie I love your town ❤
@peach7210
@peach7210 Місяць тому
Jost and Che are unbeatable as the Weekend Update hosts.
@TheFrugalVideoGamer
@TheFrugalVideoGamer Місяць тому
Okay, the Ash Wednesday joke took me off guard, and it was spot-on!
@tommyaudio
@tommyaudio Місяць тому
get it!? spot on!? (your forehead) #nevermind
@Eliteswanteverything
@Eliteswanteverything Місяць тому
It was a good one. 😂
@christianporter3638
@christianporter3638 Місяць тому
Your pun was better
@CorePathway
@CorePathway Місяць тому
I was so confused my first Ash Wednesday in Manhattan, so many dirty foreheads 🤷🏼‍♂️
@goldflame3390
@goldflame3390 Місяць тому
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed as hard at such a tame joke
@marinda3262
@marinda3262 Місяць тому
loved the airport joke 😂😂😂
@jacquelinebouvier3920
@jacquelinebouvier3920 Місяць тому
a chaotic nightmare that turns you against your own family-that is BRILLIANT -
@davidsignor7931
@davidsignor7931 Місяць тому
You beat me to it thanks
@Mr.CJ-
@Mr.CJ- Місяць тому
Just to be clear that UCONN vs IOWA game had more viewers than every NBA game Every MLB game last year Every NCAA men's or women's basketball game Every CFB game except 1 Every MLS game
@TheGame2K5
@TheGame2K5 Місяць тому
Pst... it was a joke.
@iambicpentakill
@iambicpentakill Місяць тому
Wow, the CFB and NBA ones are shocking
@chinedudiala4180
@chinedudiala4180 16 днів тому
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@heyheytaytay
@heyheytaytay Місяць тому
If I had a dime every time Donald Trump projected his own behavior on others I'd be able to pay his civil judgments...
@adamf663
@adamf663 Місяць тому
Yup. Any time he accuses others, he's actually confessing to it.
@wisdomprepper
@wisdomprepper Місяць тому
@@adamf663 Yep. And anytime anyone asks him about something nefarious he hasn't done yet, he sees it as a new idea of what to do.
@rooster1012
@rooster1012 Місяць тому
@@adamf663 Maybe Trump was just trying to be a good Christian and intervene so Biden doesn't end up in adult diapers like him due to his use of nose candy, everyone always thinks the worst of Trump.
@samsepiol05590
@samsepiol05590 Місяць тому
@@adamf663Same with all MAGA Republicans. Every accusation is an admission of guilt
@adamf663
@adamf663 Місяць тому
@@samsepiol05590 The ignorance and stupidity of the magats has made me wonder if there a bioweapon involved. Look up any "are you in a cult" questionnaire and they score no less than 70%.
@DavidLS1
@DavidLS1 Місяць тому
Isn't Nelson Mandela the modern day Nelson Mandela?
@robertfaler1947
@robertfaler1947 Місяць тому
No, he passed away in 2013.
@DavidLS1
@DavidLS1 Місяць тому
@@robertfaler1947 Still, that's the 21st century. It's modern day. He should have compared himself to someone a little farther back in history. Someone like Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin or Mao Zedong.
@Los150
@Los150 Місяць тому
Yes. And Donald is the modern day Bozo the Clown.
@tweaker1bms
@tweaker1bms Місяць тому
​@@robertfaler1947ah yes 2013 ....ye olden times.
@arigutman
@arigutman Місяць тому
Always enjoy the weekend updates, hilarious... Thank you gentlemen for the laughs.
@adamf663
@adamf663 Місяць тому
Instead of naming an airport after Benedict Donald, a prison should get renamed after him.
@clarafedde8674
@clarafedde8674 Місяць тому
Would be better if they name it after Jack Smith....cause he will be the one that puts him there
@canaisyoung3601
@canaisyoung3601 Місяць тому
True, but Jost's punchline to that joke is an apt description of both.
@me___5796
@me___5796 Місяць тому
Or Donald J. Trump Landfill.
@adamf663
@adamf663 Місяць тому
@@me___5796 you win the internet today.
@rabbi120348
@rabbi120348 Місяць тому
Democrats have already introduced the bill.
@laurenw.8178
@laurenw.8178 Місяць тому
The cicada and bridge jokes were perfect 😂
@vetinaris1297
@vetinaris1297 Місяць тому
A chaotic nightmare that tuens you against your own family 😂
@jaylynn7493
@jaylynn7493 Місяць тому
I love that TFG’s podium says “anytime, anywhere, anyplace.” You do know that anywhere and anyplace mean the same thing?!?
@iambicpentakill
@iambicpentakill Місяць тому
That is so incompetently funny
@caronstout354
@caronstout354 Місяць тому
The 3 words sounded better than just 2...
@tomogden2432
@tomogden2432 Місяць тому
Of course, if Biden actually accepted the challenge, the Tangerine Toddler would make some excuse as to why he couldn't make it.
@3lpid3
@3lpid3 28 днів тому
It was the 1980s advertising slogan for Martini
@jackiealba5421
@jackiealba5421 Місяць тому
Trump should know... All that snorting himself. Nose problems Donnie? Lmao 🤣
@adamf663
@adamf663 Місяць тому
Ya. Remember when his open desk drawer was photographed showing almost a dozen Adderall packages?
@Matt-fl8uy
@Matt-fl8uy Місяць тому
Friendly reminder that Donald had that sniffing issue in 2016 and white stuff came out of his nose during a debate.
@rooster1012
@rooster1012 Місяць тому
Dude that was what was left of his brain not cocaine.
@dyldog
@dyldog 29 днів тому
I’ve watched every debate in 2016 and I do NOT remember that
@tunnelvision24-ge8fq
@tunnelvision24-ge8fq 29 днів тому
Supposedly Trump has never drank alcohol or done drugs in his entire life ..Trump junior knows a little bit tho .. 😂
@dyldog
@dyldog 28 днів тому
@@tunnelvision24-ge8fq I believe the alcohol bit because his brother was an alcoholic when Donny was a kid, and he didn’t wanna be like that. drugs tho? What classifies as drug because he def does like adderall and some uppers
@Exiide89
@Exiide89 15 днів тому
​@@rooster1012 Trump is the only US president in last hundred years who actually worked to stop wars from happening. All others have genocides on their resume.
@batgurrl
@batgurrl Місяць тому
Weekend Update remains the funniest part of SNL enjoyed the roller coaster joke
@jamesryan4618
@jamesryan4618 Місяць тому
It's the ONLY part of SNL worth watching.
@ColinoDeani
@ColinoDeani Місяць тому
@@jamesryan4618 So true.. they may as well reinvent toonces the driving cat & give him dialogue at this point.. might be funnier then what the rest of the show is... they need to add Kel to the damn show & let them dudes do what they do or something..
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
No wonder Governor DeSantis tried to cancel Disneyland.
@jamesryan4618
@jamesryan4618 Місяць тому
@@vidmasterK1 He didn't, Disney has been in self destruct mode for years.
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
@@jamesryan4618 how so? Seems like they're still going very strong, my dude
@coolboss999
@coolboss999 Місяць тому
Fun Fact: As a response to the GOP tryna rename the airport after Trump, Democrats have introduced a bill to rename a federal prison after Trump.
@ThestuffthatSaralikes
@ThestuffthatSaralikes Місяць тому
😂oh man I hope this is for real.
@codymoe4986
@codymoe4986 Місяць тому
@@ThestuffthatSaralikes It is... Three Democratic congressmen unveiled legislation Friday to rename a federal prison in Miami after former President Donald Trump. The Democrats' bill would rename the Miami Federal Correctional Institution in Florida the "Donald J. Trump Federal Correctional Institution." “When our Republican colleagues introduced their bill to rename Dulles after Donald Trump, I said the more fitting option would be to rename a federal prison,” Connolly said in a statement. “I hope our Republican friends will join us in bestowing upon Donald J. Trump the only honor he truly deserves.” NBC News---4/6/2024
@elizabethwitt2621
@elizabethwitt2621 Місяць тому
Because this is how infantile both sides have become. I wonder how many taxpayer hours were wasted on creating those bills? As if we don't have anything more important to be working on. Get back to the business of serving the people.
@gr8dvd
@gr8dvd Місяць тому
@@elizabethwitt2621 Thinking these actions are equivalent is misguided… these are different/precarious times. GOP has blocked funding that is in our national security interest and would save Ukrainian AND US lives while conspiring with Russian operatives to impeach Biden.
@dooluv5769
@dooluv5769 Місяць тому
I don't want to see tRump name on any building. The more we don't hear about him its better for the world
@randommminator
@randommminator Місяць тому
Lmao lost it at the photoshopped Halloween bit😂😂😂
@dafttool
@dafttool Місяць тому
We should name a Revolutionary War airport after Trump. 😂
@kathimeci5179
@kathimeci5179 Місяць тому
And the Civil War.
@dafttool
@dafttool Місяць тому
@@kathimeci5179 It’s a reference to a speech he made, where he spoke about our Revolutionary War airports.
@ladydeath6199
@ladydeath6199 Місяць тому
😂😂😂
@user-kz9ni8bo2i
@user-kz9ni8bo2i Місяць тому
Don't forget, Captain Bone Spurs (AKA: DJT) was never able to serve due to his...bone spurs. That, and his daddy's large sums of money!!!
@Reddog1255
@Reddog1255 Місяць тому
He should know Don Jr on the nose candy
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 Місяць тому
Donald Trumps projection is off the charts
@miketustin4075
@miketustin4075 Місяць тому
Another butt hurt cult member?
@NackDSP
@NackDSP Місяць тому
Washington Dullard Airport. Has a nice ring to it.
@zbagz01
@zbagz01 Місяць тому
He did kind of bankrupt an airline - Trump Air. It was a shuttle service going from NY to DC and NY to Boston. He thought that shuttle passengers would pay more to fly in luxury. Shows you how much he knows about the common man.
@eaterdrinker000
@eaterdrinker000 Місяць тому
"Washington Dotard Airport!"
@MTMF.london
@MTMF.london Місяць тому
@@zbagz01 He bought a no-frills short-hall airline "Eastern Air" paying $365 million for aircrafts and landing slots. He borrowed $380 million in loans from a consortium of banks with as little as $20 million of his own money invested. Tried to turn the airline into a luxury one but not enough people wanted to pay luxury price for a 45-minute flight to Boston or DC and the business failed. As usual, he defaulted on the loan, the banks took over and sold it off. Such a business genius!
@SRuane
@SRuane Місяць тому
I would pay to watch Trump and RFK Jr. In a presidential debate to prove who is crazier
@brianbritton8447
@brianbritton8447 Місяць тому
Put Joe in to see who is the dumbest That is his only accomplishment.
@lukemn29
@lukemn29 Місяць тому
That earthquake could have easily been Rosanne Barr falling out of her recliner.
@johndavidwolf4239
@johndavidwolf4239 Місяць тому
According to the USGS the epicenter was in Bedminster, NJ.
@RamSamudrala
@RamSamudrala Місяць тому
@@johndavidwolf4239 Ivanna rising from the dead?
@martinbrenner6664
@martinbrenner6664 Місяць тому
That’s so stupid, I couldn’t laugh.😅
@J---d
@J---d Місяць тому
it was just the universe pricing in Oprahs weight loss from using Ozempic
@ohcharlie428
@ohcharlie428 Місяць тому
Mhm mhm force of nature rosanne barr....shell be back.
@lukesolsbery9760
@lukesolsbery9760 Місяць тому
First off... those are "anchor" cicadas, they have been here for decades.
@DelightLovesMovies
@DelightLovesMovies Місяць тому
Thanks for sharing your show on youtube.
@garydodson6737
@garydodson6737 Місяць тому
Che's women's basketball joke was almost identical to Norm's, "The next time I watch a WNBA game will be the first time I watch a WNBA game."
@maggiesays7827
@maggiesays7827 Місяць тому
Norm was the best!
@policerthought5649
@policerthought5649 Місяць тому
So they both suck then
@lobsterlarry6481
@lobsterlarry6481 Місяць тому
Same subject but…. If that’s the quote….. how is that identical?
@bananascoaster1243
@bananascoaster1243 Місяць тому
Yes, Che's jokes on women are generally lazy.
@DavidTheobald-nx3nm
@DavidTheobald-nx3nm Місяць тому
Watch it!!!! You'll piss of the libbies!!!!!!! Now say it with us, "Norm was an asshole and Michael is an icon!!!!!!"
@dslao
@dslao Місяць тому
DullesT Airport....
@pj-fx7gx
@pj-fx7gx Місяць тому
😂😂
@9liveslisa
@9liveslisa Місяць тому
Rollercoasters??? What a clever idea! Why didn't I think of that? lol!
@TheBLESS-edOne.
@TheBLESS-edOne. Місяць тому
It didn't work for Kimmy Schmidt's mom. 🙃
@DoswarePictures
@DoswarePictures Місяць тому
Or George Lopez’s mom
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
Well Ron DeSanctimonious did. That's why he was going after Disney so hard
@anai7458
@anai7458 Місяць тому
After spending a full day in the hospital..this was just what I needed. Thank you guys for the laughs. I still love SNL after all these years!
@park2466
@park2466 Місяць тому
I have to take a big Trump. That's a name change I stand behind.
@adamf663
@adamf663 Місяць тому
Insult to bowell movements.
@julioborjon4389
@julioborjon4389 Місяць тому
@@adamf663 Yeah, considering I hear BMs smell better than Trump now.
@carn9507
@carn9507 Місяць тому
@@adamf663 Hey, we british people had been using the word 'trump' to mean fart for years before Trump was even known. :P
@janiep.6557
@janiep.6557 Місяць тому
I’ve never been this early. Not even a minute
@adamfrbs9259
@adamfrbs9259 Місяць тому
Ya, I'm single too lol.
@OvSpP
@OvSpP Місяць тому
See you in a minute - Colin’s wife
@nicocrestmere9688
@nicocrestmere9688 Місяць тому
I come this early all the time...much to my girlfriends dismay
@marquesjohnson6359
@marquesjohnson6359 Місяць тому
Weekend update is always the best part of SNL michael che and colin jost are awesome 😅😅
@UncleWally3
@UncleWally3 Місяць тому
At $60 a pop, are Don Trump’s tickets to the eclipse sold out? Don’t know about you, but I’m impressed that he can summon the darkness.
@carolirvine3367
@carolirvine3367 Місяць тому
He is the darkness
@julioborjon4389
@julioborjon4389 Місяць тому
​@@carolirvine3367He's definitely a total eclipse on reality.
@zoiloli2170
@zoiloli2170 Місяць тому
Love love this duo
@gilbertcuevas9483
@gilbertcuevas9483 Місяць тому
We should rename toilets after him. “Man, I gotta take a dump. Where’s the Don at?”
@stephenmcallister2169
@stephenmcallister2169 Місяць тому
holy shit that was good. every punch line spot on had me cracking up. good work gentlemen
@chuckheart41
@chuckheart41 Місяць тому
Perfect update, hitting on all cylinders, keep it up guys!😂
@JohnLRice
@JohnLRice Місяць тому
Over 50% out loud laughs from me, well done lads! 👌😄👍
@KeithJackson-ux7eh
@KeithJackson-ux7eh Місяць тому
An airport??? Every business with his name on it crashed and burned. Maybe not a good name for an airport🤷‍♂️
@mariadiiorio8300
@mariadiiorio8300 Місяць тому
I wish Weekend update was a regular show after the news on a daily basis.
@uba2
@uba2 Місяць тому
airport joke on point
@Aubrielle_
@Aubrielle_ Місяць тому
Weekend update is all i look forward to in a week now 🙃
@brianjennings7644
@brianjennings7644 Місяць тому
You'z kidz are sporty, I laughed sooo hard!🤠
@CosmicFreedom7777
@CosmicFreedom7777 Місяць тому
I needed this 🎯 What a short but powerful laughing therapy! 😅 More of this, please! Thanks 🎃
@kathimeci5179
@kathimeci5179 Місяць тому
“And Biden just keeps lettin’ ‘em in.” LMAO
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Місяць тому
Even that earthquake can't shake the Mets into shape.
@stingcool9455
@stingcool9455 Місяць тому
I love the Trump joke, it never gets old.
@janeentumbao8690
@janeentumbao8690 Місяць тому
Trump is a joke. So is Biden. They're both so old, their birth certificates were written in hieroglyphics.😂
@pj-fx7gx
@pj-fx7gx Місяць тому
@@janeentumbao8690 But only Biden will defend democracy
@martinbrenner6664
@martinbrenner6664 Місяць тому
It never gets funny either. They actually paid someone to write that joke! That’s the punch line.😂
@martinbrenner6664
@martinbrenner6664 Місяць тому
@@janeentumbao8690At least Trump is trying to be funny. Biden is just sad and pathetic and sees like he’s in life support. I’m praying for him.
@pj-fx7gx
@pj-fx7gx Місяць тому
@@martinbrenner6664 May I ask how the RICO case is him being funny? Please and thank you 😘
@kosh2001
@kosh2001 Місяць тому
2:59 I just nearly choked to death because I was laughing so hard, lol.
@stevewaters2974
@stevewaters2974 Місяць тому
The last one was just killer!
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 Місяць тому
My favorite segment
@disorganizedorg
@disorganizedorg Місяць тому
I remember during the 2016 campaign Trump was all about "opening up the libel laws". Maybe he should waive the immunity that he enjoys in criticizing public figures? I thought that... like postage stamps... public infrastructure could only be named after someone deceased. Is Trump volunteering to make himself eligible? It might be a small price...
@skygazer858
@skygazer858 Місяць тому
They are natural born citizen cicadas. He had no choice but to let them stay. 😄
@morrisparrish76
@morrisparrish76 Місяць тому
Thank for playing the ending song for more than 3 seconds last night!
@tactracer1382
@tactracer1382 Місяць тому
That earthquake hit a few miles from Trump's golf course. Probably because God was angry Trump was selling bibles. 💯 😂
@zbagz01
@zbagz01 Місяць тому
Or Ivana was getting restless.
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Місяць тому
😮
@michellejester9734
@michellejester9734 Місяць тому
Or cheating at golf AGAIN
@michaelsmith7425
@michaelsmith7425 Місяць тому
@@zbagz01 Spinning in her tax deductible grave.
@Missunderstood103
@Missunderstood103 Місяць тому
I think Ivanas ₱issed.
@Tarantulisimo
@Tarantulisimo 23 дні тому
LMFAO @ "...And Biden is just lettin' 'em in!"
@jonathantrauner3742
@jonathantrauner3742 Місяць тому
Scarlett Johansson binge watches SNL most likely every night
@GS-uy4xo
@GS-uy4xo Місяць тому
Name an airport after him? How about the trash collection area - more appropriate!
@LS-um3zq
@LS-um3zq Місяць тому
A prison
@kitcoffey7194
@kitcoffey7194 Місяць тому
This was a great WU so far
@criss.gabriel789
@criss.gabriel789 Місяць тому
You spot it you got it 😂
@markmorgan6741
@markmorgan6741 Місяць тому
Trump runs that "Sour Grapes Offense"
@DieRoza
@DieRoza Місяць тому
Ok I am not a big fan of political jokes but that "Biden is just letting them in" bit was delicious 😂
@codymoe4986
@codymoe4986 Місяць тому
But the Trump ones, are a bit too much? Weird how that works, huh?
@DieRoza
@DieRoza Місяць тому
@@codymoe4986 this joke was on Biden's critics who blame him for everything, even for the cicadas invasion
@hadorstapa
@hadorstapa Місяць тому
Does the Trump campaign not know that "anywhere" and "anyplace" mean the same thing?
@adamf663
@adamf663 Місяць тому
Benedict Donald doesn't. Why would his anal occupants know?
@kennymackie4518
@kennymackie4518 Місяць тому
The bestest update in years!😂😂😂😂😂
@kevinhogan8266
@kevinhogan8266 Місяць тому
So interesting how the crowd is almost forced to laugh when they are suffering at home.
@tweaker1bms
@tweaker1bms Місяць тому
Someone broke your humerus?
@kevinhogan8266
@kevinhogan8266 Місяць тому
No, I still laughed at almost every joke. Haha
@myhandlewastakenandIgaveup
@myhandlewastakenandIgaveup Місяць тому
Not gonna lie that roller coaster joke could also be advice. Its messed up that we have reached a situation where that might be someones safest choice.
@aeis3007
@aeis3007 Місяць тому
It's likely that abortion will be on the FL ballot this year and it will be a ban at 22 or 24 weeks. It's still working its way through the process but is looking like it will succeed and be added.
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
But it does make sense why Ron DeSantis was going so hard after Disney and trying to get rid of their park
@myhandlewastakenandIgaveup
@myhandlewastakenandIgaveup Місяць тому
@@vidmasterK1 oh god. I hope your wrong. Thats some movie supervillain shit...
@michellejester9734
@michellejester9734 Місяць тому
That's the 1st I've heard of the "Trump Airport". I wish that was the punchline. I sincerely do not understand WTF is wrong with the GOP🤯🤯
@RARenfield
@RARenfield Місяць тому
Dems immediately responded by suggesting his name should adorn the federal prison closest to MarALardo. 🤣
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 Місяць тому
… you’re fading fast… “Gud blussh thuh Unutted Shtatesh.”
@lizhenry7036
@lizhenry7036 Місяць тому
That airport joke tho...😅😅😅😅
@sarysa
@sarysa Місяць тому
He already is a modern day Mandela. Every time I hear his name I wish I'd just hop to the next universe already.
@ColinoDeani
@ColinoDeani Місяць тому
lol this was a Good one.. the last three jokes were Zingers that made me laugh out loud on the train.. I said "Weekend update" lol they understood 😂😂😂
@danawhiteisagenius8654
@danawhiteisagenius8654 Місяць тому
2:55 well timed lol
@Emanon...
@Emanon... Місяць тому
To be fair, Trump wouldn't be the first inept traitor to have a place named after him in the US.
@Lv-nq9qz
@Lv-nq9qz Місяць тому
Incidentally, the airport they are looking to name after him is already named after another 20th century traitor who rose to fame in the 80's
@FAB13
@FAB13 Місяць тому
Cicada, cicada
@johndavidwolf4239
@johndavidwolf4239 Місяць тому
Linda Ronstadt, Canciones de mi Padre, 1987
@DicnballzBitch
@DicnballzBitch Місяць тому
The homeless will have nowhere to hide this summer when different types of locusts emerge
@dallasreid7755
@dallasreid7755 18 днів тому
Always makes me smile!
@user-cx3lx9ok4r
@user-cx3lx9ok4r 29 днів тому
The airport joke about Trump was the best!
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 Місяць тому
Cicadas. Biden is just letting them. Now, that's a next level joke!
@Steve-gc5nt
@Steve-gc5nt Місяць тому
More projection from Trump. He just can't help himself. 😅
@cranjismcbasketball2565
@cranjismcbasketball2565 Місяць тому
These two are the highlight of my weekend! They always make me laugh!
@vinista256
@vinista256 Місяць тому
Leave Dulles alone!!! 😫 - A Virginian
@jaredf6205
@jaredf6205 Місяць тому
"Just admit it, you thought it was wind." Yeah, I was 30 miles from it and I thought it was a tornado until I looked outside and it was sunny.
@adamf663
@adamf663 Місяць тому
I lived in CA in the 80s. I remember my first 6+ earthquake, at night, and yelling at my housemates to keep it down I was trying to sleep."
@susanhughan2198
@susanhughan2198 Місяць тому
Can anyone help me find that clip of Trump talking, or at least trying to, about Saudi Arabia & Russia .. “baa do” 😂 please tell me how/where I can find it, so I can share it! Thank you!
@xeaglex47
@xeaglex47 Місяць тому
And Marcello as EarthQuake
@edithlazenby5839
@edithlazenby5839 Місяць тому
Spot on...
@hanshengchen615
@hanshengchen615 Місяць тому
Weekend Update has used the same clip of Trump at least three times...
@carn9507
@carn9507 Місяць тому
You're keeping count of all Trump clips? :O
@TheMomseloc
@TheMomseloc Місяць тому
Get's old, doesn't it. *yawn
@carn9507
@carn9507 Місяць тому
@@TheMomseloc Trump being stupid? Yes it does, but he just doesn't stop!
@TheMomseloc
@TheMomseloc Місяць тому
@@carn9507 I guess you forgot the original comment while typing your reply to me. Weekend Update and SNL using the same clips and telling the same old jokes (not just about Trump, but everyone-including those suffering with poor short term memory) is getting VERY old. They rehash the same tired and sad political "humor" like clockwork. *sigh P.S. I'm sorry about your poor short term memory. There's supplements that might help with that.
@hanshengchen615
@hanshengchen615 Місяць тому
@@carn9507 It's pretty noticeable when lame jokes repeat.
@MrGriff305
@MrGriff305 Місяць тому
SNL was hilarious the whole show!.. well done
@styrpak1
@styrpak1 Місяць тому
I love Weekend Update
@yuyutubee8435
@yuyutubee8435 Місяць тому
1:31 "Derp-bee-derp awwwww..." is my new favorite Trump quote! 😂
@michelleaneous
@michelleaneous Місяць тому
SNL heatin back up w/ the lolz 🔥
@nicholasgarrick8855
@nicholasgarrick8855 Місяць тому
Colin ,and che never miss great weekend update as always.
@AwesomeAndy-1
@AwesomeAndy-1 Місяць тому
😂😂😂😂😂😂 a chaotic nightmare that turns you against your own family. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jeanhamilton5351
@jeanhamilton5351 Місяць тому
I’ll always remember the picture of -ump as Nelson Mandela for Halloween! Such a trigger!👏🤣🤣
@ilovetotri23
@ilovetotri23 Місяць тому
I love how they poke fun at the truth, regardless of your political affiliation. I have been through Dulles once many lifetimes ago, it was fine! Long layover or something. But I know many people who hate Dulles so it seems fitting for Trump.
@stevenej9894
@stevenej9894 Місяць тому
After Tish James renames Trump Tower for Stormy Daniels, renaming Dulles would be a nice consolation prize
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