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Weekend Update anchors Colin Jost and Michael Che tackle the week's biggest news, like former Presidents Bill Clinton and Barack Obama attending a fundraiser for President Joe Biden in New York City.
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@Room1_217_1
@Room1_217_1 Місяць тому
The translator joke was underrated
@dannywilliams2358
@dannywilliams2358 Місяць тому
Structurally perfect.
@imdawolfman2698
@imdawolfman2698 Місяць тому
@@dannywilliams2358 Naw, the timing was off.
@charlescarson5318
@charlescarson5318 Місяць тому
Yes..lmao
@dannywilliams2358
@dannywilliams2358 Місяць тому
@@imdawolfman2698 that's the delivery. The joke is structurally perfect. Not debatable
@zswag007
@zswag007 Місяць тому
Flawless
@jamesdelcampo9868
@jamesdelcampo9868 Місяць тому
“I have many” ….sure you do, it’s called inventory.
@marysmith8638
@marysmith8638 Місяць тому
I wonder if he read "thou shall not commit adultery", something he can relate to.
@maryamdahirukano656
@maryamdahirukano656 Місяць тому
@@marysmith8638 😂😂😂😂🫡🫡🫡
@daleal7250
@daleal7250 Місяць тому
This comment needs more upvotes
@pattyayers
@pattyayers Місяць тому
@@daleal7250 Why? What would that accomplish? It’s only just barely a joke
@DavidTheobald-nx3nm
@DavidTheobald-nx3nm Місяць тому
It's called "No one is buying that crap!!!!!"
@scott_lego_city
@scott_lego_city Місяць тому
That Boeing CEO stepping down joke was absolutely beautiful!
@zoeledwards6617
@zoeledwards6617 Місяць тому
Honestly I can’t get enough of SNL Weekend Update. My favorite part of SNL
@steveconn
@steveconn Місяць тому
Because you join sheep cheers 🎉❤❤
@TTownTim
@TTownTim Місяць тому
@@steveconn Is DOnnie your favorite rapist?
@Ry_Guy
@Ry_Guy Місяць тому
This is literally the only part of the show I watch. Colin and Michael should have their own show!
@vintagelady1
@vintagelady1 Місяць тому
It's my favorite part of ANYTHING!!
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 Місяць тому
It’s everyone’s favorite part of SNL. Sometimes the skits are just lame. The only time I ever find them funny is when Justin Timberlake is a guest. I don’t know if he brings his own writers with him or what but the skits are always always always funnier when he’s a guest or a host.
@RobFMDetroit
@RobFMDetroit Місяць тому
The sonogram joke was top notch
@c17nav
@c17nav Місяць тому
Before Hootie, there was Charley Pride.
@Bombadil-ez9ns
@Bombadil-ez9ns Місяць тому
CoughLilNasXcoughcough
@huangjun_art
@huangjun_art Місяць тому
@@Bombadil-ez9ns Hootie and Pride have been around long before Lil Nas X was even born.
@BooksForever
@BooksForever Місяць тому
Charley Pride was awesome beyond category.
@indygothicsociety9716
@indygothicsociety9716 Місяць тому
I know Charlie, but hootie who?
@visionsincolorand3d
@visionsincolorand3d Місяць тому
Before Lil Nas X there was Lil Nas I - IX
@MichaelLasotaTW
@MichaelLasotaTW Місяць тому
Someone made a joke saying he's selling shoes and bibles now because he ran out of classified documents.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
That's what Biden did
@michaelwilliams2430
@michaelwilliams2430 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 What did the Saudis give Jared 2 billion for?
@trumpy9223
@trumpy9223 Місяць тому
​@@Conservadouche93no he didn't trump did
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
@@trumpy9223 that's what they want you to think
@adamjeviczki3175
@adamjeviczki3175 Місяць тому
Biden, trump, and pence all had classified documents. Biden found them, reported them, and was let off due to nothing criminal happening. It was his own notes from the obama administration. Pence found classified documents, reported it to the government, and was let off, cause he was honest and no crime was commited. Trump took hundreds of boxes of classified information, shared it with billionaires and world leaders, got caught by the fbi, refused to give the boxes back, etc. Thats why trump is facing jail time, and biden or pence isn't.​@@Conservadouche93
@cindypoole6792
@cindypoole6792 Місяць тому
"God's letter of resignation" Amen!!
@Bombadil-ez9ns
@Bombadil-ez9ns Місяць тому
Sanctified by 🔥
@alphabravo8703
@alphabravo8703 Місяць тому
I figured he'd dedicate the book to tramp in the foreword.
@ueno1
@ueno1 Місяць тому
I accept his resignation.
@J-dizzle2021
@J-dizzle2021 Місяць тому
That was 2024 years ago.
@Ranz-san
@Ranz-san Місяць тому
Trump was attending a wake for a fallen police officer. The other presidents were collecting millions. This isn’t funny anymore
@Okafor1000
@Okafor1000 Місяць тому
That crucifixion joke killed me 😂😂😂
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 Місяць тому
Yeah, that one killed me too.
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 Місяць тому
It also killed someone else.
@brendamcd704
@brendamcd704 Місяць тому
Agree, Colbert had a pretty good line for this story too.
@deelee1569
@deelee1569 Місяць тому
"letter of resignation" 😂😂😂 exactly
@Lovelylizzette
@Lovelylizzette Місяць тому
Anyone check The Hilton? I hear they’re short a few hundred bibles.
@thejenr8tr922
@thejenr8tr922 Місяць тому
Hahaha!
@DrAndyShick
@DrAndyShick Місяць тому
and the Four Seasons (the hotel, not the landscaping company)
@jessegraham9602
@jessegraham9602 Місяць тому
The Gideons. Jahovah's Witnesses are planing to sue Trump for Breach of Contract.
@vintagelady1
@vintagelady1 Місяць тому
Oh good one, SNL should hire you!!
@theowl3756
@theowl3756 Місяць тому
Don the Con selling Bible is like a Serial Killer selling Life Insurance.
@xelasomar4614
@xelasomar4614 Місяць тому
Hannibal Lecter selling steak knives.
@sawahtb
@sawahtb Місяць тому
Hannibal Lector selling salads.@@xelasomar4614
@NerdForWords
@NerdForWords Місяць тому
How else are you going to find your markd?
@vintagelady1
@vintagelady1 Місяць тому
Or like a cereal killer selling Cheerios.
@petrabland3519
@petrabland3519 Місяць тому
I'm DEAD ☠️ LIMBO ‼️😂😅🤣❤️
@nicholasgarrick8855
@nicholasgarrick8855 Місяць тому
Im glad che give hootie some love the guy is a legend
@howardzdenek98
@howardzdenek98 Місяць тому
nicholasgarrick8855. The only reason hoodie is singing country music is because hootie and the blowfish went from large stadiums to small bars in one year. He moved on to his next grift. He is nothing but a glorified pop singer. Beyonce on the other hand is a superstar.
@crnkmnky
@crnkmnky Місяць тому
@@howardzdenek98 😐 what's _your_ "grift?"
@AK-jw7rx
@AK-jw7rx Місяць тому
Darius Rucker!
@TTownTim
@TTownTim Місяць тому
@@howardzdenek98 get a job
@beigefox6579
@beigefox6579 Місяць тому
Stop saying Hootie. You guys never saw the Key & Peele episode.🤷🏽‍♂ 🤣🤣🤣
@georgiacavanaughgilbert8404
@georgiacavanaughgilbert8404 Місяць тому
That nuts & bolts line literally made me laugh out loud! Genius!!
@moms2398
@moms2398 Місяць тому
Those of us who served during the Gulf War hated that the song "God Bless the USA" was the song associated with us because he was a draft dodger during Vietnam.
@udasai
@udasai Місяць тому
Chickenhawks be like
@heidik-lady8135
@heidik-lady8135 Місяць тому
you're mistaken anyone gives a 💩 about your opinion
@necessaryevil455
@necessaryevil455 Місяць тому
We played that at every air show and he came to sing it live in our hangar, I left.
@rogeredwards4833
@rogeredwards4833 Місяць тому
Bone spurs?
@ttthecat
@ttthecat Місяць тому
I knew that guy had bad vibes! I can't blame someone for wanting to run from a war, and I am in awe of family members who served. But don't act like you're some super patriot afterwards and monetize the lie.
@KnockOut242
@KnockOut242 Місяць тому
THE ULTIMATE GRIFT 😂😂😂
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
Yeah, Biden's pretty good at it after being a politician for over half a century
@TheBIOSDestroyer
@TheBIOSDestroyer Місяць тому
🤣😭😂
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 this comment of yours makes no sense.
@jacobisbell9388
@jacobisbell9388 Місяць тому
@@vidmasterK1 They're trolling just ignore them
@BT-kv8bj
@BT-kv8bj Місяць тому
😂😂
@brianjohnston6132
@brianjohnston6132 Місяць тому
older FL teens need a place to post their sonograms. That one had me crying. Best joke of the night
@davidknightx
@davidknightx Місяць тому
Please ask NASA to use the James Webb Telescope to find my sides after that one!
@walterwhite1
@walterwhite1 Місяць тому
Woke joke
@hugoafonso2102
@hugoafonso2102 Місяць тому
I thought they were going to do a creepy Matt Gaetz joke there.
@HeyIamAnnette
@HeyIamAnnette Місяць тому
​@@hugoafonso2102😂😂😂 would have been on point
@TheGrrson
@TheGrrson Місяць тому
@@walterwhite1 Awww, poor baby.
@kp0121
@kp0121 Місяць тому
There's the prediction of Carlin's...the Bible draped in a flag
@KingoftheJuice18
@KingoftheJuice18 Місяць тому
Isn't that Sinclair Lewis?
@kp0121
@kp0121 Місяць тому
@KingoftheJuice18 All I know is it's true
@johnbrowneyes7534
@johnbrowneyes7534 Місяць тому
When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.
@sheilarichardson1251
@sheilarichardson1251 Місяць тому
It's Sinclair Lewis originally. @@kp0121
@Midnighthacker951
@Midnighthacker951 Місяць тому
Carlin would be no fan of the war mongering Democrats either.
@user-xb5ws6gc2p
@user-xb5ws6gc2p Місяць тому
Before BeYonce and before Hootie charting the Country music charts, the FIRST successful Black WOMAN Country Singer was Linda Martell. The first black MALE country singer was DeFord Bailey, followed by Charlie Pride, later Darius Rucker. BTW: THE FIRST SUCCESSFUL BLACK FEMALE TELEVISION STAR WHO HAD HER OWN TV SHOW was Diahne Carroll who played a nurse in "JULIA"
@marblox9300
@marblox9300 Місяць тому
Nobody cares.......................
@sdhartley74
@sdhartley74 Місяць тому
So far, 51 people care.
@marblox9300
@marblox9300 Місяць тому
@@sdhartley74 LOL.
@tejaswoman
@tejaswoman Місяць тому
​@marblox9300 91 at this point, and in particular, I appreciate the mention of DeFord Bailey, who is often forgotten but essential.
@theninjacat7200
@theninjacat7200 Місяць тому
@@sdhartley74 More care...we just haven't had a chance to blow this post up yet. Give us a moment.
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Missed the fact that $59.99 upside down is 666s
@DumberByTheDay
@DumberByTheDay Місяць тому
Oh Word
@MillerCrimes
@MillerCrimes Місяць тому
Wait, what does 666 mean?
@dmoney7184
@dmoney7184 Місяць тому
@@MillerCrimesit’s the number of the beast/antichrist..
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@@MillerCrimes Mark of the Devil
@donsurlylyte
@donsurlylyte Місяць тому
holy cow! you are right!
@nicholasgarrick8855
@nicholasgarrick8855 Місяць тому
Che ,and jost are cooking tonight great weekend update.
@dangerfly
@dangerfly Місяць тому
Just Jost. Che doesn't understand "less is more".
@alca200
@alca200 Місяць тому
Next week: trump sells his videotape with stormy daniels!!!
@moviebuff6490
@moviebuff6490 Місяць тому
Hell, I'd pay to see that! But only if Stormy got the $
@TheBIOSDestroyer
@TheBIOSDestroyer Місяць тому
Week after next: trump will be selling his family's used underwear at a flea market auction!💙
@maryamdahirukano656
@maryamdahirukano656 Місяць тому
😂😂😂
@user-ft4dg3hs8s
@user-ft4dg3hs8s Місяць тому
That will be classified as a short film.
@QbnAmCan
@QbnAmCan Місяць тому
What a scary thought
@leapintothewild
@leapintothewild Місяць тому
I'm always shocked a bible doesn't burst into flames in his tiny orange hands.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
I'm wondering if Buden is even aware of the fact that they even exist
@tweaker1bms
@tweaker1bms Місяць тому
"Each cover is made with the finest asbestos..." 🤗
@rooster1012
@rooster1012 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 Joe Biden is a practicing Catholic, and goes to Church every Sunday. Trump never attends Church and doesn't know anything about the Bible other than grifting people like you with buying them.
@jaredf6205
@jaredf6205 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93Biden is very religious. Probably the only thing I like more about Trump than Biden is that Trump is not religious.
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
​@jaredf6205 he said Buden. Who heck is that
@Chittysushi
@Chittysushi Місяць тому
Holy crap this weekend update was 🔥
@TheFMHatter1986
@TheFMHatter1986 Місяць тому
Yeah man
@judd442009
@judd442009 Місяць тому
With America's separation of church and state, thankfully most Bibles sold in the USA still don't include copies of the U.S. Constitution, Pledge of Allegiance, and the Bill of Rights--those documents are best found elsewhere.
@glenchapman3899
@glenchapman3899 Місяць тому
Though I think God's resignation is a legitimate addition
@lyndsaybrown8471
@lyndsaybrown8471 29 днів тому
All these documents are free to read.
@Cloud_JOB
@Cloud_JOB Місяць тому
"I Quit" 🤣 Happy Easter, SNL families - the Son of God
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 Місяць тому
I wish religion itself would quit.
@leftbas65
@leftbas65 Місяць тому
Amen! Can I get a hallelujah? 😂
@MrWascally
@MrWascally Місяць тому
easter is actually a pagan holiday/ritual look it up in a dictionary the word easter mentioned in the Bible in Acts 12: is a mis translation of the greek word pascha which means passover more to it of course but that's the short version of the truth which i only found out a few years ago
@KeithJackson-ux7eh
@KeithJackson-ux7eh Місяць тому
Combining the very two things the founding fathers said must be kept separate🙄🤦‍♂️
@bovinityleak2066
@bovinityleak2066 Місяць тому
Its a dangerous game
@KeithJackson-ux7eh
@KeithJackson-ux7eh Місяць тому
@@bovinityleak2066 it’s not only that it anti American
@brandonessert2352
@brandonessert2352 Місяць тому
How is Trump’s Bible not sacrilegious? I mean this is the absolute definition of sacrilegious. C’mon Trump supporters… Wake up!
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
You need to wake up. Have you noticed Joe napping his way toward the nursing home? Or do you choose to ignore his behaviors?
@trumpy9223
@trumpy9223 Місяць тому
​@Conservadouche93 we can't afford trumps high taxes and inflation and his wide open border
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
@trumpy9223 that's Biden you maroon
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
​@Conservadouche93 well you're clearly unable to take a joke about Trump. Snowflake alert!
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
@@vidmasterK1 you need to learn how to read American
@alexhale2696
@alexhale2696 Місяць тому
*While CEO of Boeing was stepping down, part of the airstair broke apart. CEO: "Ain't my problem anymore!"
@James-vl1xd
@James-vl1xd Місяць тому
And going to get a big FAT check to boot!! 😶
@MrWascally
@MrWascally Місяць тому
@@James-vl1xd literally n figuratively the golden parachute
@James-vl1xd
@James-vl1xd Місяць тому
@@MrWascally real Talk, Have a Happy and SAFE EASTER,😎✌️
@LexoG33
@LexoG33 Місяць тому
Recently on my way home from work I drove behind a pickup truck with "TRUMP WON" on the tail gate. On the back window they had stickers that said "Joe and Hoe" and "Gavin Newsom pees sitting down." There was also a really big dent in the driver side door... almost like someone kicked the shit out of it
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
People like that are so embarrassing. If I were Trump and knew folks like him supported me and behaved like that I would be completely embarrassed. No one would be more embarrassed, believe me.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
Trump did win. The election was rigged because the deep state wanted him out
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
He did win. It was rigged
@trumpy9223
@trumpy9223 Місяць тому
​@@Conservadouche93trump is literally the leader of the deepstate they do anything he tells them to
@trumpy9223
@trumpy9223 Місяць тому
​@@Conservadouche933.5 yrs still not a shred of evidence 😂 do you need a few more weeks
@KhmerMinnesnowta
@KhmerMinnesnowta Місяць тому
Three Ds for: DesperateDon, DelusionalDon, and DisfunctionalDon 😂
@sim7409
@sim7409 Місяць тому
Delusional Dems...DEI Dems...Dangerous Dems
@janeentumbao8690
@janeentumbao8690 Місяць тому
I'm surprised that Trump wasn't still at the TX border to recruit more cleaning staff. Trump and the Bible go hand in hand like Trump and him honoring his marriage vows! 😂
@Ilovedogsmorethanpeople
@Ilovedogsmorethanpeople Місяць тому
You sound like a peach. 😂
@rcpilot179
@rcpilot179 Місяць тому
Sleeping with sex workers while his 3rd wife is recovering from childbirth. Classy 😅
@moniquechenard736
@moniquechenard736 Місяць тому
@@Ilovedogsmorethanpeoplewell the truth hurts.
@MatthewMorse
@MatthewMorse Місяць тому
That sonogram joke was top tier.
@ursulawanza8674
@ursulawanza8674 Місяць тому
Please explain that joke.
@MatthewMorse
@MatthewMorse Місяць тому
@@ursulawanza8674Ron DeSantis signed a 6-Week Abortion Ban so they’re saying that since teenagers will be forced to carry a baby to full term, they need a place to post their ultrasound/sonogram photos. Basically they’re saying that Ron DeSantis cares enough about kids to ban them from TikTok and Instagram, but not enough to allow a teenager to get an abortion if they wanted or needed to.
@meherenow793
@meherenow793 Місяць тому
ohtani joke got biggest laugh from me
@violabeaumont3758
@violabeaumont3758 Місяць тому
One upside of this crazy world is that these two will never be short on material 🤣
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Місяць тому
I suspect there's no cross on the front of that bible because Donnie always demanded they 'capitalize the 'T'.
@Chunkboi
@Chunkboi Місяць тому
It might be more abstract (as 💩 is inept with grammar, spelling, and literacy in general) and more ego-driven. The cross was how they executed Jesus. 💩’s Bible would have an electric chair on the cover.
@matthewstearns289
@matthewstearns289 Місяць тому
He's got sneakers with the big T for trader.
@nickwallette6201
@nickwallette6201 Місяць тому
@@matthewstearns289 So close.
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Місяць тому
(Charley Pride.)
@bradychick6535
@bradychick6535 Місяць тому
I always wanted to be a backup dancer for Charlie Pride.😊
@Appetite4Rose
@Appetite4Rose Місяць тому
I was expecting a Matt Gaetz joke with that Social Media ban 😅
@randyhowey7414
@randyhowey7414 Місяць тому
Me Too ! 🤣
@cconnell7009
@cconnell7009 Місяць тому
Same lol
@vintagelady1
@vintagelady1 Місяць тому
Sometimes you just got to write your own material!
@Chris_topher_
@Chris_topher_ Місяць тому
I guess technically it could've been about Gaetz as it was
@abartley1212
@abartley1212 Місяць тому
Trump will definitely have a ton of Bibles in his home when his entire inventory remains unsold.
@Kadeda
@Kadeda 27 днів тому
Lets be real... it probably already sold out.
@ktlivingherway516
@ktlivingherway516 Місяць тому
Collin, I'm a born and raised Floridian and you nailed Ron Desantis and that 🤣 🤙🏼💚🏵️
@beverlytatum5911
@beverlytatum5911 Місяць тому
Hilarious! "Christians" might reread the Bible to discover what's in it. Like having no other Gods before Me...the orange idol..
@jeffbass1575
@jeffbass1575 Місяць тому
The Bible also says homosexuality is a crime
@TheFMHatter1986
@TheFMHatter1986 Місяць тому
I bet they would be a real fire hazard if Emporer Cheeto ever touched a real bible
@williamwoolcock
@williamwoolcock Місяць тому
How many Gideons bibles comeout of his hotels?
@Sometimeslifeiscrazy
@Sometimeslifeiscrazy Місяць тому
The weekend update is still so good.
@bethprather9241
@bethprather9241 Місяць тому
He is selling Bibles? Bibles should be given to people..
@vintagelady1
@vintagelady1 Місяць тому
Because that's about how much they're worth? OK, please consider this an SNL joke. You KNOW they would have done it.
@poorboyjim6392
@poorboyjim6392 Місяць тому
That's what they do around here. Local grocery store got a table with free Bibles as soon as you walk in the door. But things are different in the big city.
@ErwinBlonk
@ErwinBlonk Місяць тому
Not the Prosperity Gospel edition.
@Riding95151
@Riding95151 Місяць тому
Every single joke hit hard 😅
@koopatroopa187
@koopatroopa187 Місяць тому
People seem to be quick to forget that The Pointer Sisters won a Grammy for Best Country Vocal Performance by a Duo or Group in 1974 for their song Fairytale.
@EhCloserLook
@EhCloserLook Місяць тому
That Ohtani translator joke was hilarious.
@MamaKittieKat
@MamaKittieKat Місяць тому
Charley Pride, Linda Martell...🤦‍♀️
@thereisnosanctuary6184
@thereisnosanctuary6184 Місяць тому
Keefus MacGee, DooLittle Dumpkins, Shadrack Johnston III, Lil' Cuntry, MC Pickup, CHACHA, Skillbilly Jenkins, Mr. Donald, Philacious Trevante Gooch, Lady D'Elicious, Samantha Hotentot, Zuwalli, Phillip Tuffmore, Pig Latin Pete, ....the list goes on.
@iamskippy
@iamskippy Місяць тому
Poor Darius Rucker… *Imagine having to **#constantly** tell people **_who love you and your music:_* *🗣️ MY NAME **_IS NOT_** HOOTIE❗️*
@lyricessence
@lyricessence Місяць тому
Seriously.
@jamesbaker4806
@jamesbaker4806 Місяць тому
That’s called Job Security. At least people remember him for SOMETHING….
@callmeshaggy5166
@callmeshaggy5166 Місяць тому
And it has gotten him filthy rich. For his net worth my name can be Hootie
@crnkmnky
@crnkmnky Місяць тому
Key & Peele did a skit about that. 😢
@sharpphilip
@sharpphilip Місяць тому
I have to imagine that decades of the world calling Darius “Hootie” carries into the joke. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@TheDarkness1
@TheDarkness1 Місяць тому
Pontious Pilate has been reincarnated as Donald Trump.
@mauiskater
@mauiskater Місяць тому
Great great writing tonight ❤❤❤
@Solitude47152
@Solitude47152 Місяць тому
Where’s the Fani Willis skit???
@TheGrrson
@TheGrrson Місяць тому
I love that they called him 'Hootie.' Half of America doesn't know Darius Rucker's actual name.
@codymoe4986
@codymoe4986 Місяць тому
Was this based on a poll that was taken?? LOL! Awful lot of these, "half of America, most of America" proclamations being thrown around... Is there a list we can access?
@robertmoffit1135
@robertmoffit1135 Місяць тому
Yeah and the other half doesn’t know who hootie is
@joliecide
@joliecide Місяць тому
The US is the only country that is obsessed with personal freedom, while clamoring for authoritarian rule.
@aaronthenorm5400
@aaronthenorm5400 29 днів тому
The only #$%#s here in America voting for autocrats are the Commie-red cap cultists; who got duped by a clown!
@cherylrainey7512
@cherylrainey7512 Місяць тому
Che is so hilarious when he tells a bad joke. The look on his face is priceless 🤣
@Daraytube
@Daraytube Місяць тому
When he said I have many. He meant houses. Not Bibles
@MrWascally
@MrWascally Місяць тому
probably from ones donated for his rentals/ hotel rooms from religious organizations
@jasqata3203
@jasqata3203 Місяць тому
Selling God’s book is the most corrupt thing i ever heard of..
@bovinityleak2066
@bovinityleak2066 Місяць тому
Preachers scam all the time.
@JanetBeebe-nh9re
@JanetBeebe-nh9re Місяць тому
What did people expect, Trump is a grifter.
@mackisbrocklesnar
@mackisbrocklesnar Місяць тому
Religion was created by corrupt, so not surprising
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
​@@JanetBeebe-nh9re*gifter
@jessragan6714
@jessragan6714 Місяць тому
A guy like Trump would put Jesus in a table flippin' mood, for sure.
@24ever66
@24ever66 Місяць тому
All the people coming to defend Hootie learning his name is actually Darius Rucker .😮
@wodediannao4577
@wodediannao4577 Місяць тому
ukposts.info/have/v-deo/fnVqhIucr5uG12Q.html
@JayWalkinTV
@JayWalkinTV Місяць тому
People died on that bridge... Too soon.
@codymoe4986
@codymoe4986 Місяць тому
100k people die on this planet, every day, in every way... Toughen up...
@mjc497
@mjc497 Місяць тому
Upvoted wish I could have done it more than once
@pizzaqueen9590
@pizzaqueen9590 Місяць тому
"I thought Rhonda McDaniel was a drag version of Ronald McDonald" lmao 😂
@justforfun187
@justforfun187 Місяць тому
Why do I always have to guess which part of Weekend Update goes where? I don't mind that you cut the segment up in multiple pieces, but just at a number or something at the end so I know which video to pick first etc... damn.
@cjgeddes
@cjgeddes Місяць тому
His name is Darius Rucker, not Hootie
@jackiechristian-di6sy
@jackiechristian-di6sy Місяць тому
I think he knows...it was a joke NOT History!
@thesilverhedgehog
@thesilverhedgehog Місяць тому
We're just gonna have to agree to disagree on this one
@cjgeddes
@cjgeddes Місяць тому
@@jackiechristian-di6sy it’s part of a Key and Peele bit
@michaelfinlay6341
@michaelfinlay6341 Місяць тому
Lies. He is only Hootie.
@Tipperary757
@Tipperary757 Місяць тому
This was Gold!! Thanks for the laughs! Honestly, if a fiction writer created a former President character selling gold gym shoes, 1" pieces of his sedition suit and bibles w/ all sorts of secular stuff incl pizza coupons + amendments, it would be dismissed as mere drivel. Absolutely amazing grift - in plain sight!
@pionosphere
@pionosphere Місяць тому
It's nice for Donald to put all the documents Republicans don't believe in into one book.
@tylerhackner9731
@tylerhackner9731 Місяць тому
The Biden and Trump jokes hit the most
@broadstreetbullies849
@broadstreetbullies849 Місяць тому
But the Key Bridge joke hit so hard the bridge collapsed
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 Місяць тому
especially trump! The Biden jokes are 99% unoriginal and boring by now.
@sepheul
@sepheul Місяць тому
@@chrisrj9871 Biden is the joke!
@Nighthunt01
@Nighthunt01 Місяць тому
@@chrisrj9871 i agree most of the Biden jokes tend to be just an easy "he soo old", it is overused now....this one was okay-ish basically "all these other people, everyone is more excited to see than Biden"....and the Trump jokes, I mean that orange clown has done and continues to do sooooo many things to laugh at.....selling bibles now😂🤣
@colinvarga8800
@colinvarga8800 Місяць тому
@@chrisrj9871they have run the same jokes with trump for nearly 8 years now?
@VonteXP
@VonteXP Місяць тому
That bridge joke was brutal my guy
@gusp8967
@gusp8967 Місяць тому
But true.
@yreasony
@yreasony Місяць тому
That BOEING “nuts and bolts” joke was hilarious 😂
@leahtigers771
@leahtigers771 Місяць тому
This year will suck for most of us no matter what but at least you guys are only putting out gold. Thank you ❤
@dahlinthefiend
@dahlinthefiend Місяць тому
Greenwood isn't a country music star anymore, now he's just another grifter.
@KlaraBreznik-jm9pj
@KlaraBreznik-jm9pj Місяць тому
I think these two are single-handedly saving SNL.
@thelawofdivineoneness458
@thelawofdivineoneness458 Місяць тому
Along with the guy who plays Trump. He sounds just like him. I will never vote for him but I enjoy a good impression of him.
@davidtessy6146
@davidtessy6146 Місяць тому
The Boeing joke😂😂😂
@dnice3533
@dnice3533 Місяць тому
Tasteless when it comes to bridge jokes!
@gusp8967
@gusp8967 Місяць тому
It was about Biden not connecting with Africa Americans, which is true.
@lyricessence
@lyricessence Місяць тому
You misunderstood him. He didn't say, "Everyone should have a bible in their home, and I have many [bibles]" but what he said was, "Everyone should have a bible in their home, and I have many [homes]."
@joeyhoughton5782
@joeyhoughton5782 Місяць тому
It doesn't make him any less of a blasphemous son of a bitch? What's your point?
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
No he meant bibles because right after that awkward pause following "many..." he says that The Bible is his favorite book.
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
The Daily Show covered this grift earlier last week and had that full complete quote from the video Trump posted.
@Conservadouche93
@Conservadouche93 Місяць тому
​@@vidmasterK1your wrong
@vidmasterK1
@vidmasterK1 Місяць тому
@@Conservadouche93 wrong about what exactly
@BurntOrangeHorn78
@BurntOrangeHorn78 Місяць тому
Charley Pride says hello.
@kathrynanderson5716
@kathrynanderson5716 27 днів тому
I’m shocked that the Bible didn’t burst into flames in his hand😂😂
@ann3519
@ann3519 Місяць тому
Great writing! Thank you!! Intelligent, snarky, and full of acerbic wit and parody aimed at all-now that’s our SNL!!! ❤
@GlorifiedTruth
@GlorifiedTruth Місяць тому
I love how Michael is now just trying to piss off the audience.
@AndyCutright
@AndyCutright Місяць тому
Absolutely showing some love for Darius. And what about Charlie Pride? Texas Hold'em is not great.
@craigbritton1089
@craigbritton1089 Місяць тому
She is just making money off her followers.
@hestiaa9354
@hestiaa9354 Місяць тому
@@craigbritton1089Gee! She’s not the first. Bible?
@danlilly1790
@danlilly1790 Місяць тому
No love for HOOTIE? How about no love for CHARLEY PRIDE!
@williamboyd7957
@williamboyd7957 Місяць тому
1962-- Ray Charles --I Can't Stop loving You --Number one on BLACK COUNTRY MUSIC CHARTS😢
@nicholasgarrick8855
@nicholasgarrick8855 Місяць тому
That bridge jokes was hilarious 😂.
@bOmBAsTiK
@bOmBAsTiK Місяць тому
Unless you're related to the missing bridge workers, plus it wasn't in NY so yeah, hilarious!!
@Emanon...
@Emanon... Місяць тому
Banning social media for kids under 14 is actually a very good idea. Can't believe I agree with that shell of a human being, DeSantis.
@jennypulczinski7204
@jennypulczinski7204 Місяць тому
No love for Hootie? How about no love for Charlie Pride?!!!
@marcomlott9099
@marcomlott9099 Місяць тому
I met Darius Rucker when he performed in AZ some years ago. He was courteous and thanked each of us stagehands for the job we were doing.
@lovesmyway
@lovesmyway Місяць тому
THESE GUYS ARE THE BEST EVER FOR WEEKEND UPDATE!
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl Місяць тому
Have to say. Female Ronald McDonald is an improvement over the clown show Ronna recently presided over.
@johnfritz7222
@johnfritz7222 Місяць тому
Selling them for $60, when true followers have a rough time giving the orange ones out for free?
@michellecox1742
@michellecox1742 Місяць тому
Hootie! No love for Hootie?!🤣
@nicolehernandez11
@nicolehernandez11 Місяць тому
I’ve been waiting for this all week. Lol
@jomirife
@jomirife Місяць тому
I only watch SNL for the news
@Abracadabra208
@Abracadabra208 Місяць тому
Wow, it took someone with quite the nerve to do jokes about the Francis Scott Key bridge collapse. Good luck processing all the complaint letters.
@davidlundquist1979
@davidlundquist1979 Місяць тому
Letters? These days, I think they get about as many actual letters as cuneiform tablets.
@tiagokang639
@tiagokang639 Місяць тому
Those 4 minutes passed FLYING!
@marinda3262
@marinda3262 Місяць тому
Was waiting for this😂😂😂😂
@AK-jw7rx
@AK-jw7rx Місяць тому
Why no jokes about Diddy?
@garbagepailkids81
@garbagepailkids81 Місяць тому
P Diddle
@learningearning8385
@learningearning8385 Місяць тому
Also..the drag version of Ronald McDonald is Marjorie Taylor
@charlenemack7040
@charlenemack7040 Місяць тому
I always called them Hootie and the owls. If I was ever on a game show I would lose.
@VSVickery
@VSVickery Місяць тому
Michael, sweetie… look up Charlie Pride. Much love ❤️
@kevmccarthy8311
@kevmccarthy8311 Місяць тому
Trump counting: One … Two … Melania … Alina … Many He has five. Maybe six.
@chrisrj9871
@chrisrj9871 Місяць тому
You know what? I can understand donating that money to a good church, but the fact he wants to keep it to himself, well that's surely sacrilegious!
@yabuzagardens366
@yabuzagardens366 Місяць тому
Perfect monologue habibi👌🏾 I tune into SNL regularly so it's awesome that they have a Muslim on who found a way to mention Palestine during the Holy nights of Ramadan. Alhumdulilah, may Allah reward you for your intentions, the joy you gave, the laughs you inspired, and the effort. Shukrani, Alhumdulilah ❤🎉❤
@pigmeatmarkham898
@pigmeatmarkham898 Місяць тому
Tragedy + time (at least 4 days) = Comedy!
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