Dad Jokes Don't Laugh!! Can You Beat Michael?
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День томуThe gang got together a few weeks ago now to film another instalment of our Dad Jokes, Don't Laugh Challenge. And Skin finally got around to editing it.
There were plenty of great jokes so we've had to split the day down into a few parts, be sure to stay tuned for Part 2 of this episode coming soon!
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-Video Chapters-
00:00 Intro
02:06 Jana vs Matt
03:08 Matt vs Nicky
05:07 Nicky vs Leigh
06:13 Leigh vs Skin
08:13 Skin vs Eloise
09:31 Eloise vs Mick
10:23 Mick vs Jana
11:41 Outro
#wegotthechocolates #podcast #jokes #dadjokes
@sachinbhandari414 2 роки тому
Last joke was too good. I died laughing on wheelchair joke
@rickmorty346 2 роки тому
Can you explain? ;__;
@DiscreetUser 2 роки тому
@@rickmorty346 a person whose mental and physical functioning is severely impaired and especially one who requires supportive measures (as mechanical ventilation) to survive, i.e. one who is confined to a wheelchair, is slangily referred in joke as vegetable (also refers to being in vegetative state). The joke is actually meant you to think of vegetable in first part but then comes the punch line in form of dark humour and I'd say really cruel humour with disregard and disrespect to sufferings of such a person.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
@@DiscreetUser All very well explained yes. It's not what we like to go with but in the interest of being authentic we included it to show you how shocked we were
@DiscreetUser 2 роки тому
@@WeGotTheChocolates No complains. It's my personal opinion of that joke and I do realize the channel doesn't mean to hurt sentiments by including it. 👍🏻🙂
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
@@DiscreetUser Completely fair mate thank you!
@sobel4511 Рік тому
An elderly couple is in church. The wife says to the husband, "I've let out one of those silent farts, what do I do?" The husband says, “Change the battery in your hearing aid.”
@richa.s9912 Рік тому
LOL 😂😂😂 and I wearing 2 hearing Aides ‼️🇺🇸😂‼️
@snatchios1 Рік тому
Hahaha
@damianking3768 Рік тому
That's a damned good 1. 😆
@lillylilly3035 Рік тому
🤣🤣🤣
@filam7371 Рік тому
The next week the husband says, "these pews are so hard my bottom fell asleep." "I know," says the wife. "It's been snoring for the past half hour."
@m1t2a1 2 роки тому
My dad every time we drove over a railroad crossing, "A train just went by. You can still see the tracks."
@WeGotTheChocolates Рік тому
Stealing that 😂
@rossokeefe9655 Рік тому
That's great! 😂
@jb7753 Рік тому
That's awesome!!
@boboften9952 Рік тому
Going through a tunnel " the light ahead may be an on coming freight train ."
@samuelbhend2521 Рік тому
Driving through Autobahn crossings: "Indians were here, there's still Arrows laying around!"
@severalebb 2 роки тому
That joke Matt made about sleeping with his girlfriend's dad was timed well lol. Nicky was stunned
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Genius hey!
@mikkosaarela9436 2 роки тому
That was stolen from Chris Turner though
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
@@mikkosaarela9436 yeah stolen. Bloody walked into a shop, didn’t pay for it and walked out
@RadeticDaniel Рік тому
@@WeGotTheChocolates while I appreciate the banter and agree that jokes in general don't have owners, it would be a nice gesture to credit the original artist when it is known. In particular I like how you guys slipped two Mitch Hedberg jokes in as he is no longer alive to tell them himself =) Maybe more people could find out about him through We Got Chocolates and that would be great
@WeGotTheChocolates Рік тому
@@RadeticDaniel It would I just think that’s often unrealistic. I don’t have a clue who Chris Turner is, that’s not where we heard the joke, if he originally penned it and we haven’t given credit I do apologise
@mathiharan 2 роки тому
Eloise's comeback for Skin's fiance joke was the best!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Gosh I loved that
@stevenlacapria2050 2 роки тому
Does that put any pressure on him to get his knee dirty? Mick was awesome because he kept looking at his punchlines before finishing the jokes. Keep up the great work WGTC gang. Love it.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
@@stevenlacapria2050 Hahaha well he still hasn't done it so he must not be feeling the pressure too much! Yes that made me laugh so much haha
@sarthakgarg4428 2 роки тому
@@WeGotTheChocolatesr/! Remind me in 6 months
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
@@sarthakgarg4428 Hahaha I will!
@anuveshrikhi 2 роки тому
That vegetable joke was dark 😂😂😂
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Gosh it made us nervous 😂
@crustybandaid183 2 роки тому
Made me laugh, but Im also one to look on the BRIGHT side.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
@@crustybandaid183 Hahaha yes fair
@brendonbayliss2994 Рік тому
A guy was trying to sell me a coffin ⚰ at the door, I told him its the last thing I need.
@metalzonemt-2 Рік тому
Old, but always good.
@azazel8035 2 роки тому
The look on Jana's face for the vegetable joke was awesome 🤣🤣🤣
@WeGotTheChocolates Рік тому
She was shocked to the core hahah
@tomjoad1363 Рік тому
@@WeGotTheChocolates This is fun both teh joke (if you like darker humor) and her reaction. IOt shows people react differently to different styles of joke. Please, keep your joke and your reactions as much diversified as possible. I discover your channel few dasy ago and spend most of my day watching them today.
@TheNighthawke502 Рік тому
@@WeGotTheChocolates And here I thought she just went catatonic! LOL.
@noirjacques3274 Рік тому
Cracks me up when Mick says “oh no” knowing he’s about to face Jana, even before she’s literally sat down. 😂😂
@UncleSilverGaming Рік тому
My wife went to feed the dog and asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I told her "No. I didn't even know he could."
@SamPeabody Рік тому
Mick and Jana are my favorites to watch in these videos. Her delivery is so smooth, and Mick can hardly keep it together!
@jacobstark1672 Рік тому
Mick's laughter is contagious af.
@noirjacques3274 Рік тому
Among the many reasons I love watching you guys is seeing how little time it takes for Mick to lose a “don’t laugh” challenge, cracks me up! 😆
@patbates 2 роки тому
Mick was my favourite cause he made me laugh the most without telling that many jokes :D
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Hahah hard to disagree
@tenderlovellcare 2 роки тому
Mick is absolute MUST!! HAHA Pure gold! Whole episode was bangers but Mick stole it! Proper funny! "The Wheelchair" was brutal! 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
hahaha he's the king hey 😂
@nishantpatil61 Рік тому
Can someone explain me wheelchair joke?
@tomjoad1363 Рік тому
@@nishantpatil61 Come back check more recent comment the explanation is up here.
@Wineblood Рік тому
Mick always has that look of "oh no I can't hold this laugh in" and it's great
@territhompson7792 Рік тому
As a person in a wheelchair I just have to steal one of your jokes. It goes well with my amputee jokes. I would love to ride on a roller coaster but I'm a foot short.😇
@raystewart9382 2 роки тому
We need more of these!! So good to watch!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
We have identified that we need to make more! Promise it is happening
@qrubmeeaz 2 місяці тому
Mickus laughing is the best thing on the internet.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 місяці тому
What a machine he is!
@DylanSparks99 Рік тому
Love that vegetable joke. As a person in a wheelchair I love pulling that joke out to see what reactions I can get. I love dark humor. Another good one for you, what do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile. Some might not get it but virgin mobile is a cellular company here in Canada. Or there's always the classic, why are people in wheelchairs always picked on? They can't stand up for themselves.. 😂😂
@rubbersidedown5620 Рік тому
Great ones!
@jennifershentrich4039 Рік тому
Nice. Heh heh heh...hi
@jennifershentrich4039 Рік тому
This is a true story just happened to me about a month ago a man comes into the gas station where I work and he's from Arkansas so I asked him hey what's the price of gas in Arkansas? He says it's a $1.98 and you can marry your sister! I said wow that's cool if I had a sister I said so what are you doing here in Oregon? He says I'm looking for my sister I said wow cuz gas ⛽ is expensive
@Kris_P._Bey_Ken Рік тому
@@jennifershentrich4039 am I missing something? Because you said "if I had a sister" (I get that you said "wow" to the gas price) it was a 2 in 1 response I assume. But just wondering why you said "if I had a sister" .... I was thinking why would she say that?
@jennifershentrich4039 Рік тому
@@Kris_P._Bey_Ken cuz I don't have a sister I don't have any family at all my mom just recently died and left me on my own I'm completely without any family or friends or anything sorry so that's why hi
@EvilTwin559 Рік тому
Dad jokes always make me laugh. They tickle me. My girl won't see me anymore. Just because I broke her glasses. Okay. I'll see myself out.
@jean-paulaudette9246 Рік тому
You know the definition of a dad joke? One where the punch line is ap-PARENT.
@katotato Рік тому
How have I only just found this channel? 🤣 you guys are HILARIOUS!! keep spreading the laughter 👌 love to you all ❤️
@elliottsw Рік тому
I love that Nicky has a printed list and everyone else is using their phones. Legend
@dallasxm 2 роки тому
That last joke got me!! 😂😂😂. I’m suing for emotional distress from laughing so hard!! 😭😂😭
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Haha I apologise profusely
@ryanklotz309 Рік тому
@@WeGotTheChocolates Now get that B.S. grin off of your face, and apologize again. lol
@patchedgamer1779 2 роки тому
That was amazing! I hope we get more of these. Btw love the way yall try to reply to most comments. Keep up the good Work!
@WeGotTheChocolates Рік тому
Hahah well I'm glad I got to this one!
@markthomasc 2 роки тому
We gave this a try at work and it's much harder than it looks. Not just keeping a straight face. Searching for jokes isn't easy and your adversary may be telling your joke. We're doing round 2 soon and finding unused and funny one-liners is getting tough.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Hahaha that’s awesome mate! Let us know how you go
@rutvijsonawane8597 Рік тому
Mick is definitely me... I can't keep a straight face around my friends.. 🤣🤣🤣
@nnekarosalie2523 Рік тому
Everyone is so adorable. I'm surprised Mick got that far!
@RadeticDaniel Рік тому
Another hint at Mitch Hedberg's genius with that "Haven't slept for two days" joke =D Keeping the master of dead pan alive with this!
@celestialSister Рік тому
I don’t understand this joke! Can you please explain it 😅
@RadeticDaniel Рік тому
@@celestialSister yeah, sure 😃 "I haven't slept for two days" usually means the person has been up and about, awake, for 48 hours or more. But when he says "because that would be too long" it implies actually sleeping for 48 hours. It's a play on coloquial expressions and literal meanings. Many expressions are a short version of a larger sentence, that we understand by social context, but in shortening they can imply something else when taken literally. It is also where people struggle the most learning a second language for more than just professional usage =)
@rideshareog Рік тому
The world needs more of this. I'm still getting the little guffaws from the last joke, I'm going straight to hell but I certainly won't be alone.
@WeGotTheChocolates Рік тому
Hahaha I know i know 😂
@johnpeachment7080 2 роки тому
MY LORD GUYS ….. your all seriously funny !! I’ve told so many people about you and tried getting them to follow on Instagram …. Hats off to you all 👏👏👏….. need to put at least 3 of these out per week
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Hahaha thank you so much legend! Amazing feedback to hear
@TheOpendoormedia Рік тому
The first time I ever heard of you guys was on the UKposts shorts talking about the penis and the Guinness book of world records. Months later I am still laughing at that joke.
@aliigamer1947 Рік тому
I love you guys! Good for a mid-day laugh!
@chrisatchris Рік тому
Absolutely hilarious. I’m crying here ! MIcks Brilliant
@maggot1729 Рік тому
I haven't laughed this much in years ! the last one is the best !
@CorysComedyChannel 2 роки тому
These kind of joke videos are awesome. Bravo! Bravo!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Thank you so much mate!!
@Mo1stF1re 7 місяців тому
I absolutely adore Jana and just can't get over how cute she is, she reminds me so much of my friend cx
@69voxbeetle 7 місяців тому
She is cute!!
@Mo1stF1re 7 місяців тому
@@69voxbeetle so cute c: I want to hug her ears lol
@dziugim9408 Рік тому
I hope this show never ends.. So fun!
@wilson2455 Рік тому
2:35 - Matt says to Jana " yes Dear... ". Lucky bastard !!!
@briancasey600 Рік тому
This was hilarious!!! And very great lookin folks too!!
@tomcolling2192 Рік тому
One of the best Dad jokes ever this one… Hope you guys like it and try it out in a video. Sooo, a few years back I was doing it tough and needed to make some money quick sharp. Decided to set up a chicken dating website. Had to give it away after a while tho…. “I was struggling to make hens meet”
@tombook2155 7 місяців тому
always crack when mick is on. dude can't save his life. lol
@StudioMargalima Рік тому
I love how Michael always is cracked up before telling the punchline, or even before telling any line
@filipradojevic3605 2 роки тому
I love you guys! 😂😂😂😂 you make my day perfect 😂❤️❤️ don't ever stop doing this please! Greeting from small country, Montenegro ❤️🇲🇪
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Thank you so much! It is so cool to know people from all around the world are liking the stuff we put out there! Will keep making them better and better ❤️
@donniegreenpastorofgraceby5475 2 роки тому
The wheelchair, saw it coming braced for it and yet still lost it lol, absolutely wrongfully hilarious
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Yes emphasis on the wrongfully 😂
@pedrificado Рік тому
"As a family we couldn't decide whether to bury or cremate granpa. So we decided to just let him live."
@jonathanb.9150 Рік тому
The obesity joke was great, and I think Jana is probably the best on the team at telling jokes and not laughing...keep up the good stuff
@WeGotTheChocolates Рік тому
She comfortably is 😂
@MrColin159 Рік тому
I went to the doctor to get meat and potatoes washed out of my ears and nose. Doctor said I should eat more sensibly.
@malavshaldar Рік тому
The wheelchair has to be the best I've heard in a long time! 😂
@SGTBlain 2 роки тому
Haha the wheelchair got me so hard!! And i dont mean down under…i…just…laughed!! 😂
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Hahah appreciate that clarifcation 😂
@69voxbeetle 7 місяців тому
I love these guys!!
@CaptainSpock1701 Рік тому
That vegetable joke is GOLD!
@adamsmith1306 2 роки тому
I tried cooking vegetable soup yesterday but i couldnt find a pot big enough to fit the wheelchair 😂
@WeGotTheChocolates Рік тому
Heavens above haha
@kristynic72 2 роки тому
I can't wait for the next episode, hurry hurry!!!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Haha better start this weekend
@McMurryIndian93 2 роки тому
Greetings from Waco, Texas, USA. Thanks for making my work days go by faster.!
@WeGotTheChocolates Рік тому
That is wonderful news legend! Thank you for the support
@jbylin Рік тому
Have a kid. I saved this to show him. Keep up the fun!
@Hypn00Toad 2 роки тому
Really like these, keep them coming
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Thanks so much legend!
@Aaronlovescake 2 роки тому
Best content I’ve seen all year.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Brilliant! I mean we are only in March but that's alright 😂
@drewcross9927 2 роки тому
Mick was amazing! I couldnt not belly laugh
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Hahaha he’s so good hey!!
@Sonnar92Gaming 2 роки тому
Gotta love those not so subtle, "It's time to ask me to marry you" hints
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Hahaha slapped him in the face with it
@ryanklotz309 Рік тому
@@WeGotTheChocolates And how's he been enjoying the couch since you put this up? Lol
@thejebusite Рік тому
Here, this is my step ladder. I never really knew my real ladder
@ratulbanik9007 Рік тому
Seeing you guys makes me wanna start a family asap. 😅💌
@hindriktjallingakkerman2953 Рік тому
When will there be a new edition of the don't laugh challenge? Can't wait! Thanks choccies 🙂
@miljoy91 2 роки тому
Please do more of these! 😄
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Definitely on it!
@user-sz2px8pv3f Рік тому
The sideline laughing is probably the best part after most of the jokes themselves. Some people have the weirdest suggestions for "rules"
@hwy27west Рік тому
True Story A friend of my son that I had mentored more than twenty years ago called me. He told me his dog got run over by a census worker, but survived. I told him I bet he wasn’t “counting” on that!
@silverlake973 2 роки тому
That end joke was nail in the coffin 😂😂😂
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Hahah can confirm
@BearBoxBreaks 8 місяців тому
I've been watching your videos over and over for the last couple years. I look down and realize that I wasn't subscribed. How the hell did I miss that?
@MeltingTheta 11 місяців тому
Matt seems like a friend I never had but really want.
@Hitokiri-04 2 роки тому
Omg you guys are great 😂 where's part 2?
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Hahaha gosh we will get on the tools again this weekend!
@ak2002mit Рік тому
Awesome. I first saw the video on fb videos and then the story continues
@ourv9603 11 місяців тому
When my kid misbehaves I threaten to make him spend the summer at MATH camp. !
@techo61 Рік тому
That last one woke my wife up, I'm now in the dog house.
@jimmyclimer594 Рік тому
Wife: have you seen the dog bowl? Husband: I didn't know he could?
@jaredhochstetler9749 Рік тому
The wheelchair!🤣🤣
@Verbalaesthet Рік тому
These videos are giving me a good laugh :D
@gigglegags Рік тому
The dinosaur joke had me dead!
@mujtabashaikh3863 2 роки тому
Pen-is in the Guinness Book of World Records. I'm waiting on that one!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Okay I might have to start this next
@TonyHavenMusic 10 місяців тому
Nicky is a great Stewart Francis tribute act 😂
@marni803 Рік тому
That last one killed me! What do you get when you cross a potato with a man’s genitalia? A dictator. 😁
@thiruvikramansrinivasaragh2283 2 роки тому
I almost slipped from sitting on the last joke 😂
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Gosh it is a nervy one that one
@seanwilkinson7431 2 роки тому
Why were you sitting on the joke?
@utilitarian Рік тому
Everyone around the table calling offside on the wheelchair joke 😂
@lacdebienne47 Рік тому
What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ...
@curtshanks550 Рік тому
I haven't heard that joke in a really long time! Thanks bro😁
@young11984 Рік тому
That last one got me💀
@timothypuvogel5468 Рік тому
OMFG the last one!!!! WOW 😂😂😂😂
@atempestrages5059 Рік тому
10:22 Mick: "Oh no."
@alphinsebastian6039 2 роки тому
The wheelchair 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@WeGotTheChocolates Рік тому
Hahah I know
@mdh6977 2 роки тому
Some really good laughs over here!!
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
That's amazing to hear!
@AliRaza-zr2ue 2 роки тому
I'm laughing with my mouth shut like grunting 😂😂😂 Everyone in the room is sleeping, it's early morning 🙂🙂 Leigh your laugh I enjoy the most. I hope you find a place in the Australian nationals cricket team 🤣🤣😂😂😂
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Hahah that's perfect! Thanks legend
@milano9012 2 роки тому
Loved it 👏👏👏
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Great to hear!
@imdonkeykonga 2 роки тому
loved it! all the punch zero entitlement! cry me a river ALL DEF
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Haha thank you I think Donkey..
@imdonkeykonga 2 роки тому
@@WeGotTheChocolates no man! thank you guys!!!
@johnnyv.5142 Рік тому
What do you call a used tampon? Teabags for vampires.
@svetoslavkrastev228 Рік тому
8:05 and 9:14 - those were some sick jokes, I was half starting with mouth open, half laughing my ass off 😂🤣😂🤣 but 11:27 - that was savage and dark as fuck. It took some time to get it, but once I did - I was like 11:37.
@YourLocalNirvanaFan 2 роки тому
Let me grab my notebook so I can retell them to my poor family
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Yeah note them down
@peaty32 Рік тому
I used to think I was a man trapped in a woman's body. But the doctor performed a cesarean and my mum gave birth to me.
@Smokeey214 Рік тому
This is not a joke but something i heard from an alcoholic and laughed at, bc it's so true. Some People drink to get drunk, other People drink to Not get sober.
@mikestock969 Місяць тому
Did you hear about the home owner who took down his fence around his yard? "He was taking up Self Defense"
@WeGotTheChocolates Місяць тому
Hahah this is great gear!
@ferrari2k Рік тому
4:30 oh that look.... wait til you come back to my house again, sunshine :D
@mitchweiner Рік тому
Jana is savage! I love it!
@martyjordan2357 Рік тому
I heard they're hiring at the hospital in the circumcision department...."it doesn't pay much but you get to keep the tips"!!!!🤣🤣😂😂
@MrHeyWhateverYouSay 2 роки тому
The rubix one was epic......lmfao.
@WeGotTheChocolates 2 роки тому
Hahaha I rate that one!
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