My therapist: lore accurate master chief isn't real, he can't hurt you.

The only players I face in Halo Matches (Edit 2022 : especially Blue Team in TS) :

When this guy starts a campaign it automatically goes to the credits.

When you're on the receiving end of this it's straight up traumatizing. Whenever this happens to me I feel like I've been bullied.

To be honest I find this more inspiring than the hundreds of sniper spree clips on youtube, not to shit on those people but seeing other weapons and equipment being used is refreshing to see.

The fact that they didnt leave after that many times of repeatedly getting shit on was prolly the most impressive part.

3:23-3:40 just nasty the way he avoided getting killed by using that bubble shield 😵

I loved when I got matched up with people that sucked. Really makes you feel like a god.

This man regards the respawn timer with a sense of nostalgia.

That's 5.7 years straight of playing Halo.

Mother of god

to see this level of expert usage of the map is amazing. it shows how he has full knowledge and experience of both the maps and game mechanics to fully exploit the system to his advantage the mark of a true professional.

this is what it feels like to watch your older brother play games before you could even grasp how to play properly

are we not gonna talk about *how this man didn't even die a single time in the match*

"How much Halo do you play?" "Yes."

The move at 3:25 changed my life

This is a perfect example of someone in life you really hate, but respect at the same time.

I can see the moment you slow the pace to make sure you get that perfection medal 😂 gg

gxdzpeed watching these players slowly walking along paths and ramps while he jumps between levels is how aliens from higher dimensions see us

Hmph. Anyone that played halo can appreciate the skill it actually took to do this. Yeah it didn’t look impressive and seemed easy but we all know that’s not true. GGs sir

"So, what do you do when you aren't playing Halo?" This guy: "No."

You know they are good when they do that stupid little switching guns and melee really quickly for no reason :/

**gets shot from across the map with an AR by a six year old with a single hour of halo experience** This Guy- ""Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup." -Bruce Lee"

4:18 When you've already killed them so many times they die just from looking at you.

what 5000 hours of halo looks like when you play against people with 2 hours of gameplay*

I hate it... when this is in the opposite team...

"HE'S TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE!!"

It's been a while since I played Halo Multiplayer, but this is exactly how I remember it. Jumping off railings and across ramps to try to get surprise angles on opponents, making sure you have an escape route with teammates at your back, chucking grenades almost constantly because they are just everywhere, flipping between sword and gun trying to decide which to use when an enemy disappears from view, hoping for the lucky stick from downtown, baiting out the shotgun blast before charging in with the sword, accidentally taking your teammate's shields off with an aggressive frag grenade but having them just barely survive anyway because it took out the opponent, forcing an opponent to close with you by throwing a grenade onto their escape path, then pulling the sword. Great memories. You're definitely better with the sniper than I ever was, though, I left the sniper for my buddy who was more on your level with sniping, while I was more of a close combat/grenade specialist.

Going back to play halo 3 for nostalgia The only players i get every game:

"Pov you haven't felt the touch of a women in years"

The way he knows the map so well. I've had some damn good matches where I side jumped off a ledge on accident, but this dude knows

1:48 the fact you resisted sword slicing him in favour of a single BR burst was a solid move

Damn, that’s some skill. Being able to stay on target, choose targets correctly, and have escape routes planned, and sneaky attack routes. I don’t think I have the dedication to get this good lol. But I did just have a nice 30 kill 9 death match last night and I carried my team to victory. That’s good enough for me! Lol

If only you were this good at school.

Kudos to the other team for not quitting. They took that beating to provide us with this gem of a video lol.

“Better keep your heads down, fellas. This snipers got talent!”

This is basically if masterchief decided to participate in training exercises for marine cadets

When the team your facing doesn't know how to play Halo*

The amount of skill you have, tip my hats of to you, like a symphony.

Lmao he totally got his teammate killed with that emp though

shows how important map knowledge and movement matters, all the natural reflexes and ocular prowess won't beat this.

I never knew one sword could last a whole match.

1:02 Great discipline on target control. A lot of people including myself would shoot early after being overwhelmed by 3 enemies all going top mid at the same time. You waited to line up the perfect shot and made it 2 enemies top mid (x Awesome content bud, keep the videos coming! Pretty sure I've matched you a few times, funny to find you here. My main tag is "His DMR", but in H3 I've made a bunch. "JEFFREY BEZ0Z" is my favorite new tag lol

Outside of my wife, child, and pets, gaming was the best times of my life.

0:33 I love the old death sound XD Edit:Thank you for the likes people👍

Me: tries to get into halo MP in 2019, and again in 2021 The entire enemy team: *this guy*

I once got into a lobby where everyone including my team is a sweatlord except me. The match got so fast paced that I honestly I didn't even know who I was shooting and betrayed my team member. So, he decided to kill me instead of enemies, until the match ends, and I got some hate after the match too

Never forget what we had when we had it

God player:eh I'm decent Also God Player:

I always get in games with these kinds of guys but on the opposite team. Edit: You think you could take on Mint Blitz by chance?

4:02 This guy heard the energy sword get deployed and decided to hang back, unfortunately for him you were actually mid-range with the best gun in the game. He must've felt so bad.

This video makes me smile. Reminds me of better times. Happier times anyway, if not better.

MintBlitz be like: "Finally! A worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"

Title should be “This is what a bot lobby looks like in halo”

Dude you went on a massive Rampage there! That was awesome!!

The part with the bubble shield had me on the edge of my seat

What 5,7 years of Halo looks like.

Man I remember if the enemy had that energy sword my anxiety would kick up ten fold 😂😂

Mfer got that free NPC lobby on both teams 😂

You got the map spots perfectly, all the jumps, corners, etc. Just amazing

This is crazy cool. No flashy shots or kills but incredible movement and positioning. You can really sense how he is reading the map and the opponents.

The SBMM matchmaking ranking in BOCW after i got 2 kills in the last match.

Plot twist: "Alright guys that was a good warm up" ME: HLD UP

When your tired of getting sh*t on so you call Master Chief to take the wheel😂😂

This man is so good it almost feels like a really good animation

I wish I could match up against pylons like this.

Wow I miss this game so much! The feeling of going on these streaks was immeasurable. One of my all time favorite games

Hearing these sounds again after so many years, hits hard man. Played when I was 6. 21 soon. Where does the time go

“Perfection” I only got that by hiding damn son

How every game goes when you're playing against kids who don't have thumbs on their thumbsticks... And there's more of those these days than there should be

"The Only Thing They Fear is You" playing at the background

This man ran through their whole squad like he was John Wick 💀🔥

I was really digging those jumps my dude. They never saw ya coming.

I now see the true meaning of invincible untouchable perfection. I didn’t even realize you could jump climb up the map like that even haha

When you're deeply depressed and Halo is the only thing that brings you any serotonin at all

When you’re allergic to any other player in the lobby having fun

God, his movements and map awareness are just exceptional

0:50 the enemy team 1:17 my teammates

You absolute savage! That was a beautiful game you played there.

Whats your controller settings bro?and Do you play classic or centered crosshair

"Good god man, they're just kids!"

-Immediately swaps weapons and starts meleeing Yup, true Halo player

This is so crazy man, dominant play. Just curious, what control layout do you use?

Your movement is godly

You can just tell by the way they're moving, there's no callouts happening. Every jump, every weapon pickup, every kill, is 100% their ability to read the game.

Me: i just want to chill playing halo while eating doritos The people i find on the matches:

This blew up like crazy, hope you get a ton of subscribers

When the actual master chief enters the multiplayer lobby. Clutch clip. The best I've seen.

I won't even be mad if he said:"lmao ggez"

this is just lore accurate master chief

Fuckin fire, the schmovement is money. Sick gameplay dude love to see it. Man watching these I realize how much I miss Halo. Haven’t played in years

“This is what low ELO looks like”

*me not even knowing what the hell is going on*

Idk why I keep randomly getting halo vids in my recommended but this was really good big brain plays

That invincible & perfection at the end.

This guy definitely found some real life version of that pill from the movie Limitless, lol.

I think it's been said several times in the comments, but I find your way of playing both inspiring and refreshing. That's what I'd be tempted to call "unorthodox tactics" at work, but at the same time I feel like that's the way the game is meant to be experienced. The more I watch content or rethink about the way to play Halo properly (for example with Wiggly Jibbily's "The Real Multiplayer Use of the Halo Warthog," which sets on the table tactics entirely dedicated to harrass the enemy rather than destroying it), the more I think about it like a realistic STR game such as Total War--shrinked down to a smaller extent--or as far as CQC is concerned, a complex fighting system such as For Honor in which position would also be key.

What amazes me isn’t the aim. His aim was skilled but it wasn’t amazing pro level. It was the ability to know when to switch weapons, he understood enemy priority targeting, literally made no mistakes in weapon swaps between the rifle and sword. Great use of utility and the absolute best part of this was his amazing mobility and map control. There’s memorizing the map and knowing it. He for sure knew it. Amazing to watch

It's always more fun when your team backs you up, and you don't have to worry about them sneaking up behind you to get the power weapons you have..

Now let’s see what 5000 hours of halo looks like through the webcam