I don't understand why the officers are laughing. My older brother pood his own butt out of his whole butt a few years back, he miraculously survived, but he hasn't been the same since. It's serious, and not a thing to laugh about.

How in the world do you keep getting all these hot women in these videos?

How you managed to hold that together is extremely impressive.

This is where our taxes are going folks. Police can't even identify a classic "Pood his own butt outa his whole butt" case anymore.

I like how the grieving widow shows up and the first thing the commissioner does is go "Take a look! Take a look!". Like... probably not the best idea guy, haha

That shot of the guy trying not to laugh at 2:00-2:02 *Chef's kiss*

This channel has _infinite_ rewatchability. I come back on a daily basis and it's always funny. God bless your heart, Joel.

The guy they were talking about was my grand dad :( Doctor said he'd never seen a worse case of someone pooing their butt out of their whole butt.

"pooed" is such an inherently funny word

Is this a child's way of saying someone prolapsed to death?

You talking over yourself at 0:44 is really impressive ngl

1:24 Your reaction is perfect

@1:24 That "No" of disbelief, the no where everyone around you comes to the same inane conclusion. That really hit home.

I pood my entire butt out of my whole butt and now I wish I was dead

The widow’s ‘EXACTLY!’ at the end... 😗👌

Around 1:20, the situation gets more confusing as the commissioner makes a weird gesticulation to explain what happened, and I for the life of me have no idea what he's trying to get across visually. Perfection.

Legend has it that Joel's skits only stop when he breaks character. One day there'll be skit that never stops. Never sleeps. Never shows up on your feed.

even the widow said "exactly" to what she said in the end amazing

I laughed way harder than anyone should about someone pooing their own butt out of their whole butt. I was laughing so hard that I cried, which is such a terrible, heartless thing on my part. I'm ashamed of myself honestly.

I think this is the first time I laughed for 3 minutes straight. and I laughed about a very serious case of someone pooing his own butt out of his whole butt.. I am ashamed of myself

I watch this video once a day

"His butt was so full of butt" literally made me poo a little from laughter

I laughed unreasonably loudly at this one. Especially at the police academy line

OK. The NPCmafia animation is great and sent me through the rest of your vids coming from Reddit. This, however had me rolling on the floor laughing. You are hilarious!

This had me SHRIEKING with laughter

I love how the widow dropped the high pitch and crying and started agreeing with the 'bois'

Fuck, I can't believe you actually made me laugh with a butt joke. This feel like police academy but even weirder and actually funny.

Joel, including small bits of breaking character is such an amazing tool that just puts a cherry on top of your comedy. Thank you for doing this stuff!

0:38 “no that is definitely wrong” made me hecking geek

the best part was when the widow said "exactly" in the same voice as all the other men 😂😂😂

I feel like this is actually a maturity test. And I failed. I laughed when he said butt. Dammit.

Every boomer I've shown this too after 2 minutes: "Is that the same guy?"

you should have a tv show jesus I just spent the last 2 hours watching all your videos. keep it up.

I love the straight man!! " Did I miss a day at the police academy or something?" Haha gold

I've watched this video probably 30 times now. I still laugh. I've sent it to my friends. They say it's funny, but not as funny as I think it is. 2:05 is what gets me every time. The way he says it as if this is just another day walking the beat. How many butts has this man seen pooed? What horrors has he seen

2:57 The Widow: *"Exactly!"* 🤣

Didn't do his Kegels. 😔 Or did too many Kegels. 😔

LOST IT! This dialogue is perfection. Love the wkuk feel.

Genuinely the funniest video I’ve ever seen. I woke up last night hours after watching this and I was still laughing

I had not laughed out loud this much for so long, ur channel is so amazing i wanna go out and show it to random people

A whole butt own butt poo out is a hell of a way to go.

Joel's skits aren't always funny off the bat but the way he builds up to the punch line is what always gets me

The way you hold composure but almost lose it at 1:59 absolutely kills me everytime. I love these videos man, glad to have found the channel.

Thank you so much for adding chapter markers to this. I come back here every so often just to ponder existence and its many twists and turns, and having the chapter marks really helps to organize my thoughts.

this is one of my favorite things ever 😂

My favorite Bogart movie.

I don't know how you handle acting across from UKposts celebrity Joel Havel. His devilish good looks and overwhelming charisma would leave me too awestruck to deliver lines back.

Rewatching all of these old movie videos and they all bring me and my wife a lot of joy xo

It's been a long time since a video made me cry laughing. It's a shame I'm laughing about such a tragedy. It's not often someone poos their own butt out of his whole butt.

This is easily my favorite live action video you've made Joel. Simply amazing. People need to know that this kind of thing can happen, and when you least expect it, for that matter.

I just watched like a billion of your sketches and I don't know why, but this one made me laugh the hardest

I love the laugh at the end. Like it's just too much to keep a straight face for that long.

2:24 *jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.

irl I am laughing so hard i am struggling to type this out i fucking love how the cop just aays “take a look! take a look” to the widow of this poor fella there are actual tears coming down my face no exageration that is just fucking wild to me your sense of humor is impeccable joel thank you for everything

poop jokes

Given the choice between stairs and an escalator, I’ll take the latter.

"Quiet down, dumdum! The boys are speaking!" I love these "old movie" videos, keep up the great work XD

The amount of poo talk here is making me strangely uncomfortable. Another classic from Joel Haver!

Probably top 3 favorite shorts by you. I come back to it a lot

Joel haver teaches us to be ourselves and that ourselves is pretty damn good man

"I would've tried to stop it if I knew how"😂

i absolutely love how the quality of ya vids has bot suffered one bit or even changed in style since you've gotten big. you're a teue artis

Accurate representation of what my mind is like at all times lol

I love your videos man. Animated and live action are both great.

We need more of these.

2:57 the widow saying exactly with the rest of them lmfao

I needed this more than I can express with words

Literally one of the funniest videos I've seen in a whilee. Just showed it to my sister and we were tearing up. 😂

I'm so glad i found your channel

Always a great feeling when the police contact you about your missing husband and refer to you as “the widow”

I love the film noir style. And the audio filter Joel uses

the end of the Commissioner's explanation... 2:00, I almost lost it same as he did u r a fkn genius, Joel

I KNOW it's the one Joel Haver putting on different costumes sequentially but it FEELS like they're all in the same room riffing off each other, this is delightful

Damn... I really thought it was a lovers quarrel gone ugly.

The last line was the best part

I love these! I get major WKUK vibes from these kind of sketches and characters haha. Loving a lot of your content! Long live the new Joel (sorry Billy)

Was it a solid or more liquid-y hunch?

This one should have more views lol it's one of my favorites.

its like WKUK aged with me

Imagine standing there by yourself and recording yourself in a room 😂 Probably why he was laughing

"I would've tried to stop it if I knew how..."

Please always include your outtakes

Ohhh i get it, this is actually quite deep. Thank you for sharing.

the exactly scene man, just insane

This one reminds me of The Whitest Kids U Know.

Sounds like shit got real

Lost it when the widow also said "exactly!"

" I woulda tried to stop it if I knew how"

"I would've tried to stop it if I knew how"

Absolutely underrated

I love how Joel completely misspoke and the other Joel green screen clones just went with it

Its like he’s talking to himself. So good

I now feel much more concerned about the activity I am currently engaged in....

Ive never heard my last name used outside of my family

You can tell by the way it is. That's pretty neat!

This video made me cry out my own eyes out of my whole eyes, from laughing

Subbed. This is classic

I'm literally pooping as I watch this

Watching this on the toilet makes it hit different

that transatlantic accent is majestic