never heard this one before

both ways up the hill

while paddling in a boat

While finding food for their family

While fighting armies

Lol

Lol

Lol

Lol

Mambo 6, going dark

Ok, but its not Titanoboa. They’ve been extinct 50+ million years

@@Brody9592 Duh. We can imagine better how enormous Titanoboas would be if a modern snake could be as thick as a coconut tree trunk.

meh humanity would have wiped it out like the buffalo but out of fear from it's size we are so deadly to things that scare us off

wtf do u mean 3x a whale, blue whale is literally the biggest animal in history lol

Feminists are working for this to happen.😂😂

@@Willowy13what

No, I don't think I will imagine that.

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americans will use anything except the standard system

@@notnoobie338 as an American I can agree

@@cdragon7583 Same fam.

@@notnoobie338 you'll never even realize how badly I wish we were taught what the rest of the world was. Ill look at my husband and be like "whats that equal in the bullshit I understand?!"

LMAO

And we complaining about Corona heh

Best comment you get my like and bro legit it was a dark souls game😂

Back then the boss music was the normal theme

Hahaha

LoL 🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Chances are Florida man would win

😂😂😂😂👍👌🔥

And if we all don’t go to school, we would be living the same way our ancestors once lived. I wonder what’s harder, studying or competing against tiger and lions for food?

@@snorlax9409 definitely actually surviving cause we were never competitors to tigers and lions or other monthers that lived back then XD we defended ourselfs against them but I do believe humans ESPECIALLY EARLY HUMANS who didn't group in massive enough groups would hunt smaller animals, kill them, eat them and find shelter. I also don't think they stayed in one place due to potential drop in animals and being discovered by predators so Constantly moving, Looking for food and making sure you survive is harder then suffering through math but still being able to have a bed you can sleep on and food you can eat.

in the snow...

I randomly picked this creature to study in 4th grade 3 years later this gets recommended

That’s false

Sarcosuchus has been downsize, while the biggest found can grow up to 40 ft long, the avarage is just about 30 to 35+ ft

@@manganerd_69 oh yeah just about 30-35ft nothing major could take him out with my hands behind my back😂

Snow in 300 degrees 🏴‍☠️

😭

LOL I’m not even Australian and I’m laughing my butt off

LMFAO I ROLLED 😭✨✨

we’re just a different breed of people

Other people: What do you mean you've seen this? It's brand new!

Nonononononononononononononononono

This is seriously not okee dokee

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA UNDERRATED COMMENR XD

Stop giving 2020 ideas

Basically Minecraft shield

@bluffgg LOL😂😂😂😂

lmaoooooooooooooo

LMAOAOAOOO 😭😭

Noice

ouch

Oof

LMFAO MY MOM HAS AN AUSTRALIAN FRIEND AND I ASKED HIM THIS QUESTION AND HE SAID YES

May i know why people keep talking about australia?

@@seldamz515 because crocs and snakes are common there, to the point they frequently visits ppls home 😂

Riding a giant snake sounds sexual

@@Hirin1010 Not something I would like to ride in my free time.

Good idea for video ...but... scary

Who’s making the video? 😱

the other organisms will probably go extinct

@@kriss204 if we go they go out with us

Garbage would take over the world

This is gold

Damn

Do u like snake too

yea i hope yt still is popular in the future

You guys still having qurantine?

ok

such an underrated comment.

They'd go extinct again so fast, it's kinda sad

@@emoment1088 expectation vs reality😂

@@emoment1088 Cool

I'd be all for hunting the things to endangered or extinction, we don't need ridiculously deadly snakes dangering us or the food chain.

I'm scared Even when it's not flying

SAME WHY DON'T CHINESE PEOPLE EAT COCKROACHES

Lmao haha

@@doge_gaming1953 wait umm thats kinda offensive...

same bruh

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🤣

🤣🤣

Why does that make so much sense 😩😩😩

Lmao

Dude with a ponytail🤣🤣😄👌🏻🙏🏻

Xd

Facts I’m your 69 likes

😂

LMAO

It would be twice as expensive as Louis Vuitton and Gucci

Without modern technology or guns we would be close to the bottom of the food chain though

@@alfiekennedy1657 well we are more intelligent

@@alfiekennedy1657 Who developed those?

@@alfiekennedy1657 Every animal has their specific skill set, for humans it's our brain. That's why we are the most dangerous predator.

I would say I'm more scared of titanaboa

Thank you for your insight dear leader 🙏

Wonderful to see the cult branching out 🙏

LMAO each of these comments are 4 hours apart,well except this 1

The snake skin business would be booming

@@spiddyx2769 “would’ve” it would have been hunted to death in the 1800s lmao

You got a nice question there😂😂

then there would be a huge pan too, since humans are gonna cook it

Then get boavirus.

@@troll2637 yo mama

If the titanaboa is apart of the boa constrictor family they wouldn't lay eggs, boas give live births.

So true😂

Jurassic park team: “write that down, Write that down!”

@@chance3485 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

2021 may be worse lol

Not really tho. They wouldn't post a threath at all. The bigger they are, the easier it is for us to control it. That's why a virus like Covid is so hard to control.

That part

LMAO

Faxx

Human Superiority! "Screams"

Faxt

Every teacher and government teaches kids that humans are ruining the earth But they never reach how can he fix it

@@abcdsikhao5331 , oil spilling is easy to avoid with extra care and stuff. However, its hard to avoid deforestation. Trees are VERY useful, but they grow too slow.

@@nuzayerov everything you can do with a Tree, you can replicate Hemp

But we didn't start like that tho so we wouldn't be here since our ancestor wouldn't even made it through

@@nuzayerov just grow a tree farm Minecraft style lol

and it will crap everyone’s day if it pops up

LMAO typical grandparents' stories.

My dad had to go throughcthe amazon and across 3 countries walking with no water and no sleep to get tp school

@@user-iz2uu3cb6u lol

IMAO- 😭💀💀

Hahahahaha yessss

Corona

we have corona

Kronosaurus: I have teeth Chinese: I see more meat for my family

Lame

Ooohhhh,sick baauuurrrnnn

A cameraman is a legend✌️

That joke is not funny anymore because it is cringey and overrated

@@ryangaming9659 i don't understand how it's cringey?

@@ryangaming9659 if it's cringey for you then it's fine. I still find it funny tho

@@ryangaming9659 then ignore it.. that's not much difficult, is it?

Just Some Alien With Internet Access yeah

its actually reticulated python but that doesn’t sound cool

Just Some Alien With Internet Access lmaooo😭

the nerds: boa constructior

@@rishabhdagar162 By mass the green anaconda is considered to be the world's largest snake however the reticulated python does have a longer body.

I can imagine the entire world just hunting for these *a10 noises*

@Earth Thank you, mama Earth for choosing us to them jk hahaha

If it appears in china they'll eat it already No offense doe

@@msmrzedme How does that not cause offense though? I know it's a joke, but that's just low dude.

@Earth now that's scary hahaha

Kuch bhi🤣🤣

Nice one bhai!!

😂👍

This is amazing 😂👍🏼

Lmao

True

:>

12 year old girls: “so deep😢”

MR. E V E R Y T H I N G Yeah. They can’t make nukes or Guns like we can

:-)

@Solo Q a giraffe can’t be that tall because then I am taller then it 💀

@Solo Q lmaooo noooo

Two shaq's

@Solo Q that is 18 feet tall

@Solo Q yup

🤣🤣🤣 we dead asf the government bout to kills our asses

tray baby23 fr

tray baby23 y

Hahahaha yeah they are😂😂🤣🤣

tray baby23 h bin jujibb

Imagine if that one was just a baby after it was born and didnt survive

@@Twak08 it is normal to be bigger than today,food back than was bigger everything was bigger,the cats was bigger... Everyone afraid from snakes but the ultimate hunters are the cats... They just look so sweet and lovely but a sabertooth is big enought to handle this snake and way too fast for it!

@@krivjeto sabertooth can handle titanaboa? 🤣🤣 What r u smoking bro?

@@karteekkrishna1722 I wanted to say siberian tiger,but sabertooth also can eat it. I mean jaguars eats anacondas and they are not even close to biggest cats,siberian tigers eat bears...Sabertooth is extinct but it was eating mamooths... And actually everything in his vincity. Cats,the ultimate predetors! You know that small tigers play whit snakes all the time because they are too fast,so their agility combined whit their brute force make titanboa just a meal...

@@krivjeto siberian tigers eats bears? 🤣🤣🤣, Definitely you have some awesome sense of humour bro, brown or black fcuks a siberian and we don't even need to talk about polar bear, sabertooth wouldn't even stand a fcuking chance against a mammoth and with titanaboa size no way any cat is capable of taking it down, I don't want to waste my time here, since i can understand from your comments, you are just fan boying cats in reality they can't even do shit against the ones you mentioned.

You’re on to something

ye

sh*t, he just have to give them ideas.

I read clothing at first and it still made sense lmao

Already did that.. and a shit more other nasties ready to do the continiual required jobs... hey.. its a freee bee large scale answer.. but only on loan .. pendabillity a preference...

Yeah I'd get one for my sister

@@UnstableKittens Coming to the conclusion that reptile keepers are just built different, lol.

2022 is closewww

Oh for sure. No doubt.

Indeed.. and sell it in a burger for added taste lol !!! ROFLOL ... Meanwhile... Kong went Apeshit and stretched the boas neck !! .. However .. Since We All Frikkin Know What Types Of Apes & Rats Live In The Hoogahh Boogahh Countries, Well, Logic Demands That It'd Feed The Frikkin Boa In the First Place, Right ??... Hey, Dont Knock My Idea, It'll Get Rid Of The Dammed Frikkin Breeds In Next To No Time... And Save The Rest Of Us having Them In Our Countries Moaning like rats and breeding worse... So , Whatcha Reackon NeonPink ??...

I would get a knife and throw it into the things eyes or atleast try too

😶😬

@@brainsandbraun7834 I'd throw the whole apartment away, lol. Legit would be terrified.

I will be paralyzed for a sec

i want to know what would it take to kill it. Would a automatic work? How about a rpg?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Lol

If i think this is actually sad to read tho. but people here are replying with 'lol or lmao' I mean-

@@tingtingball2009 bro just stfu

@@tingtingball2009 u ain’t saying shit to the lizard skin bags tho

Albert Einstein I doubt. It was not venomous.

Australia is just where lucifer keeps all his pets

It sucks to have to live in Australia for me then.

Or probably Malaysia cuz I live there and it’s upper hot I wouldn’t even wanna go out and play with my friends

Albert Einstein just being realistic here

Lmaoo 😭😭

lmao same

I recommend WetVibes

literally me rn

Ayo what's up brother

Lmao yeah, we'd have killed them off faster than we did the Dodo.

My guy would you want these things alive, either way they are probably fucking hard to kill, id imagine the skin is rather thick.

They wouldn't stand a chance against Earth's greatest predators, us.

Yup because all viruses do is kill, takeover, overpopulate.

@@hiymecorp.258 We're not viruses and that argument is both old and stupid.

That's true

It's all about the money

Lol

we are so sad

Nice reference

why bro

In this times, we even need to use electric fences on the electric fences

@@gamerknight1615 crime pretty common in south and Central America in El Salvador my houses do aswell

@TheAnax 11 *I HATE YOU🤦‍♂️...* *(I feel like vomiting🤢🤒😷.)* *I should've been warned when I saw 'Gore'.*

@BeastW Oh...

India???

Also you: Mmm dinner

@@eklavyayaduraj4722 Malaysia too,its fricking hot over there

Asia is located in temperate zone think about tropical region

Philippines?

50 cal go brrrrrrrr

nuke:Imma end this man whole career

@@chowzhexiang5169 Tactical Nuke Incoming!

True humans never respected nature and its strength

@The Krimson Kommander dude i heard the length of the snake and said outloud. "any hillbilly with a 50cal could kill that" and being honest, any hillbilly could probably take it down with their elk/bear hunting gun, if they could get a few well placed shots

Wouldn’t be surprised cuz it’s 2020 and it’s Australia

You mean "scientists eaten by ancient snake."

me who live in Australia: awww so cute. whos a cute titanaboa??

the ded muffin me an Australian running away as fast as I can or if I have a gun shooting it

@@hellodarkness5644 I-

Me: what if it breeded with the trex..

BRRRRRT. Of you hear it, you weren't the target.

brrrrrrrt brrrrrtrrt

@@theoceanisasoup7408 - A T-rex with a gatling gun coming out of it's chest sounds awesome!

@@LikeToWatch77 but instead of the gun it's a poison snake head shooting venom

🤣🤣🤣

Get out me S W A M P

LMAO

This is underated so much

Lmao 😂🤣

*Chuckles* we’re in danger-

yup I live in Philippines and this why we dont want this snake to live

starligh game me too that’s why I never go out of my house because in our village there’s tons of snakes here-

hunters will hunt that snKe

Tell that to the desert

Woah..Imagine😬

😂 I imagine same too They might be saying that " human where hellhounds"

IMAGINE AAMANAKSJAKIAKAJWOAJSJSISISIS

We would have to be detained.

Would they be smarter than an average human tho

Keywords: she and friend Me: bro did you get friendzoned

You're all drunk, go home

That's alot of damage

That's a lot of damage. But seriously what happened?

💀

@tankdempsey14 *UNLIMITED MILITARY BUDGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

These animals need freedom

Yes.

Humans are op af

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