“Those who drink cold water become ugly” caught me laughing so hard

I love how Steven's Dad started out with an actual common saying and then progressively got more and more nonsensical. Like how tf did he get from "early bird gets the worm" to "those who drink cold water become ugly"

"Hey, why are we speaking English?!" I laughed harder than I probably should have.

"An empty browsing history says more than a full one" - Sun Tzu

I felt like a complete failure since I failed the bar exam this year, but as an Asian, now I'm proud of myself because I can cook rice. Thank you, Steven.

Stephen's dad invented physics, so he could easily time travel for the sole purpose of spreading word of Stephen's failure. These stories became legend, passed down through the He family until they reached Stephen's dad, thus completing the failure time loop.

“Those who play Xbo-“ while bro held a ps5 controller😂

My daughter bought me a coffee mug that had "Emotional Damage" printed on it with Steven pic.. I just about died. Best MEME ever!

You know what they say lah, watching Steven He makes you get straight A+’s

"those who don't eat their broccoli.. will always be 5'2" words of the wise

'Those who eat with fork instead of chopstick will never get fortune cookie'

I find it awesome that "Steven He" is such a talented actor, as well as playing all of the characters in his stories. I mean, for example, in "How Asians Pack School Lunch 2," the two non Asian students are never seen on the screen together. But while they are laughing their short term delight, I feel like I can see both students at the same time. That is how good of an actor he is. The channel employs high quality cinematography, and if there is anything to wish for in the productions, he incorporates it into the story. Plus, I think his Asian background give him some insight to parody, and his Irish background gives him an amazing sense of humor. If Steven He sees this, keep up the good work!

Steven's dad's disappointment was so great, it rippled back through time to warn his ancestors. Random observation: Steven looks good in that black robe thing!

Steven making jokes about his own appearance is the most random thing ever 😂

Ancient Chinese Wisdom: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot." 😁🧘

Bro the "they will be know for saying emotional damage" made me laugh cause it's true😂

Love how the dad always dodges every logical fallacy. "Drinking cold water makes you ugly." "Why?" "Because I said so."

Love the fact that some of the quotes have been so memed on they get used irl. "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" "When I was your age, I used to go uphill BOTH WAYS" "My other leg was starting a business"

"also,, why are we speaking English??" got me rolling😆🤣🤣

1:55 killed me😂😂😂I'm crying, I can't breathe 😂😂😂😂this video made my night 😂😂😂

I love learning about Chinese history with Steven He!

I like how Steven purposely made his jawline look bad to not make his viewers jealous. What a legend

Loved every single second of this skit. Great work❤

When he said the word "Subscribe" at 0:41 , the Subscribe button flashed in my phone. Why wouldn't I press it. I Subscribed with immediate effect 😂

“Those who don’t eat there broccoli will always be 5,2” -sun tzu

1:58 ‘why are we speaking english?’ The chinese ancestors were definitely wise knowing 2000 years in the future the ethnic chinese will be speaking english

1:01 that I’m actually doing 96% honors math 😂😂

This is the best one you've made in a while IMO keep it up!

LOL Steven never fails to disappoint

If i'm ever having a bad day, Steven is there with a funny video to cheer me up. Keep it up man!

The"Oh yes they did!" got me! Keep it up Steven!😆🤣

I love this channel 😂 the lah and the hah at the end always kills me for some reason 😂😂

I remember when Steven's dad said how "Drinking Cold water froze a man's height off" like they say, great video as always 😂

0:33 Damn it's no wonder I didn't grow. I always kept passing my broccoli to my sibling. Now they taller than me 😂. Thanks for the laughs Steven!

The first flashback got me😂

One of my best friends at work is a Chinese emigrant and he talks exactly like the father in these skits! Love this’

2:17 GUYS!!!! I JUST BOUGHT EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

1:41 my parents actually don’t want me to drink cold water or I “become short”

Steven may not be a clown, but he never fails to make us laugh.

"Those who drink cold water become ugly" Me 2 seconds earlier: * sipping my *cold* water * Me 2 seconds after: * chokes because of laughter*

1:04 jokes on you, I actually did that

1:18 THE REVEAL THOOOOOO 🤯

"and probably doesn't have a jawline." 😂😅😆🤣🥰 Thanks for the laugh.

I didn't know you could put emotional damage in a jar. Thank you for that.

2:05 I know you for being a person who always do their best to make people happy and able to laugh, thank you very much for your work

"Those who don't eat their vegetables will always be 5'2"." Me, who ate my vegetables but is still 5'2": "WHAT ABOUT ME, STEVEN'S DAD?! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!" 😂😂😂

Also Why we Speaking english , killed me XD you are amazing Steven

This is so relatable, especially the cold water arguments😂

0:50 the chinese of 2000 years ago were right.

1:52 Dang it, he called me out

I like how the first ones made sense

timmy knew this before he was even born

0:32 As someone who doesn't eat broccoli, I can confirm that I am still 5'2"

Steven may not be pregnant, but he doesn't fail to deliver. Also, this video was hilarious lol 😂😂

"Early bird gets the worm." *Childhood memories activated*

This is not time travel. It just Stephen ancestor can see future generation memories

Hey Steven I am graduating from university tomorrow with a Bachelor’s in Mathematics and Economics. Thank you for helping me go through my 4 and a half years of college with your videos!

The early birds get the worms to eat, but the early worms get eaten by the birds 😂

yeah I can relate to this. When an asian parents / uncles / aunties starts saying "they say..", you know they gonna made something up that doesn't make sense, and you're gonna still comply with that.

Thanks for helping us heal emotionally with laughter.

1:24 Ok where did you get these outfits? They’re awesome!

If I wanna get emotional damage I'll go to a family reunion.

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! Thank you very much.

like how Steven changes clothes every skit but stevens dad always wheres the same thing lol

Steven never fails to make me laugh.

I know it’s a good day when Steven uploads🥰

"Also why are we talking english?" That killed me😂😂

the cold water and slouching to making shit up part is so true, they tell me warm or hot water only "If you want to get rid of spice (from spicy food), drink hot water" I am fking dying after that suggestion

Yall underestimating that quick half drowned out "why are we speaking English??" THAT made me spit out my drink

As a not Asian but an American and someone 5’5 that hasn’t eaten broccoli, Steven knows just what to say to make me question myself and make me realize I’m a complete failure despite my accomplishments

Ancient China with the traffic cone is what got me... 🤣 Also, did anyone else immediately sit up straight when he said, "Don't slouch!"

I’m so glad I’m Irish. They had a totally different list of sayings, mostly spoken in rhyme, and they always end up in the pub.

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE will never die

0:04 LOL IM CRYIN’😂😂😂😂😂😂

The parking cone in Ancient China made me laugh out loud! Really sold it.

"emotional damage avaliable in the link in the description" bro i already got enough of it💀💀💀💀

Special thanks for the subtitles and the amazing Chinese traditional or not costume. We deserve it after all this years

1:54 Whatever I dig this look because I drink a lot of cold water too haha

My mother in law just said yesterday that “if you leave your hair wet when you go to sleep, you will get pancreatic cancer”. She quote it from some TikTok video.

I'm just- 😂😂😂 You're the best!

As a 5'2" person, i confirm the broccoli saying.

Im not asian, but I do the made up "you know what they say" multiple times every day. Its pretty great and I will not be stopped.

Steven’s dad has finally taught Steven the 2,000 year old Chinese sayings. The only thing left is the 4,000 year old Chinese Martial Arts. (Kudos to anyone who watches AR Manga or Baki.)

Bro is Eren Yeager with all the past memories and future memories lined together

Pov: When every single asian parent is like that.

Loved this ancient times stuff. Please do it more!

I feel like that blue shell plushie is symbolism for visualising being first and anticipating all the pressure about someone knocking you down several places.

That person talking about Call of Duty in 500 BC That shows how famous Call Of Duty game is🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥

"Those who drink cold water become ugly" That caught me so off guard I spat out the water in my mouth lol😂😂😂 Edit. Yes, it was cold 😅

You know it’s a good day when Stephen uploads

0:51 bro. Did that even exist during I don’t know. THE MING DYNASTY?!?!?!?!

the instructions on the emotional damage supplement say "use cold water" 😂

I hope there's gonna be a part 2! This video is really great content!

1:00 - Litterally my father and now me...except 95 TwT (90 is for my social/science :>(

I'm glad to have been around before 'asian difficulty' so I know you for alot more than just "emotional damage" lol. Love ya Steven

I never question Master He, the great ancestor of physics and mathematics. He can see all Stevens across the 7 seas and through the span of any time before time

Hopefully that costume wasn’t rental because we could finally see Steven’s num chuck skills in action with that attire. Got some Ip man vibes from it😅

Okay, the part where he says that channel is known only for "emotional damage" hits harder than emotional damage.

“ failure=COD : Modern warfare II player "makes me laugh 😂

The 5 foot 2 part had me dying