Albert is the only man alive who can talk about killing things without it being weird

I like how Albert complains how he is old even though he is 24

3:32 C R U N C H Y D O G

It makes my day to see Albert laughing this much 3:10

"I made a full essay on how I HATE you." - Me to my essay paper

"I killed an animal" Albert 2 seconds later: *"g a m i n g"*

3:11 very wholesome moment between the two families!!! i cried :(((

" *she said she could but she couldn't -- and she never will.* " -Wise words from Flamgo Edit: Timestamp 2:24

“Art disturbs the comfortable, and comforts the disturbed”

"Is it the new fidget spinner?" *"It doesn't spin."* -flamingo

3:10 was so lol, albert chuckling about dead dog had me hornswoggled

5:21 He literately sounds like mr.krabs

"by doing nothing he is doing everything" -Albert 2021.

"What kind of sorcery is this?" "This is Satan's world" -Albert 2021

I miss these react types of videos so much lmao. I love them

I love how he was just playing with his toy and talking about literally 20 subjects 😂

when albert said “guys i just ran over a armadillo” he sounded so proud and accomplished about it.

“By doing nothing he is doing everything” spoken like a true genius

I love how funni bird man goes from confessing a murder and immediately goes to playing with his kendoma

For some reason, the dog getting ran over was the most satisfying to me lol JUST THE SOUND OF THE “bones” BREAKING IS JUST 🤌!

"By doing nothing, he does everything." First time? - Luigi

3:09 was the best laugh flamingo did in a while

I laughed so hard when Albert said oh like a fidget spinner fidget? You need some catching up bro lol 😂

“by doing nothing, he’s doing everything” -albert 2021

“By doing nothing, he’s doing everything” -The art of war, Sun Tzu

His laugh no joke is a gift from God.

3:31 got me dying 😂

Idk why but the flamingo ads are just a vibe anda mood all in one lol

albert really meant it when he said he’s always late to trends, he’s playing with the 2016-trendy kendamas

“My mom was driving one night and saw a plastic bag in the road” is what I would say until she heard a crunch and realized it was an armadillo.

i love how at the end albert is like a little 7 yr old child playing with a fidget

"guys i just ran over an armadillo" **2 seconds later** " Look at me guys im *g a m i n g* "

Flamingo:Dies laughing when the toy dogs "bones break"

"By doing nothing, he is doing everything" Flamingo x Dhar Mann Collab?!?

Albert saying “SIMPLE DIMPLE” made me laugh so hard that my lemonade came out of my nose and into my mouth again 😂

The crunch was so satisfying. Man I would happy if it was a real dog

“By doing nothing he’s doing everything” Albert 2021-

“Crunchy dog” is the wises words I have ever heard.

My friend ironically bought me a pop-it fidget spinner for my birthday in 2022. Even unironically, I use it.

3:11 THE WAY THE CRACKING SOUNDED LIKE REAL BONES THO- 😭

"By doing nothing, he is doing everything." - Flamingo 2021

“UKposts, that is not a real dog don’t worry” “Between you and me, that was a real dog”

I love how Albert gets distracted by his kendama so many times💀

my favorite vid and this was around when i started watching flamingo Ur doing great man

"By doing nothing, he is doing everything." -Albert

Albert is literally obsessed with the kendama

Dude hearing albert say "I hit an armadillo with my car and it did not make that noise i want a refund" like dude its so out of context

The way he said “simple dimple” had me cryin 😂

I remember when kendamas where the “it” thing in school, legit everyone had one.

The only person who can say he’s killed something and it wouldn’t be weird

"I've hit an armadillo with my car before". Me: " sonic mania flashbacks "

intro looks very chaotic but good

"by doing nothing he is doing everything" Bro this guy became Luigi

“By doing nothing he is doing everything” English teachers: **sniffs** so beautiful

That crunch on the dog was so funny-

Can we just love how Albert said he stayed below the speed limit.

“I think we learned quite a plenty today.” -Albert 2021

"Son, take out the dog please." proceeds to run it over with a car

The flesh and bones breaking on the dog is GLORIOUS

5:10 "ooh" that was lowkey adorable

I love how his eyes lit up when the dog died

albert: *talks about killing armadillo* also albert: *plays with toy*

3:11 this is what it sounded like when scp 173 broke scp 096's back.

pop its are normally for kids with with anxiety to calm them down with the noise of them making them feel better but tons of kids now use them so not really for anxiety anymore but factories have been producing these like crazy now i find them at anywhere including fast food teachers wanna ban them for the noise but kids with anxiety cant be stopped with them

"By doing nothing, he's doing everything" - Albert 2021

The sheer fear in his eyes and voice when the toy dog went *Crack*

why did I laugh so hard when he was talking about the armadillo!? lol I'm still laughing

My cat is trying to eat a Pringles can and I can hear the whispers “go to flimflam so shop or perish in my old man claws”

3:12 this made me think what is life to suffer

PLOT twist: there was a real dog inside the "toy" one

3:33 Albert sharing running over an armadillo story. Heh

This is my favorite type of flamingo content!

Albert: that’s not a toy dog! Also Albert: UKposts, I think that was a toy dog Also Albert: tHATS A REAL DOG, U JUST WITTNESSEd A CRIME

3:11 flamingo has laughed at animals death for way too long, today is flamingos 5th case with PETA.

0:52 Nobody: Black hair girl: bruh why there so many yellow hallways here

Dog: breaks bones flamingo: crunchy dog

There’s this cool horror games called The Experiments you should try!

“ That’s why I looove...Nestle Crunch ! “ 3:11

i love when albert laughing at a dying robot dog

that armadillo was honored to die because of this maniac

“how am i supposed to look like a cute anime babe?- 🥺”

After hearing the toy dog's bones breaking i can imagine my back breaking-

7:10 I literally almost choked on my water this made me laugh so much, it caught me off guard.

3:31 "crunchy dog" -albert 2021

I love how Albert doesn’t have an Outro he just says bye

"By doing nothing, he's doing everything" -How to live life, Albert

You can hear the last little squeak of begging for mercy before it was sadly ran over and died

My younger sisters had like 3 of those stupid toy dogs. This moment brought me joy 3:09 .

His reaction to the dog is priceless.

“I wanna refund of the trauma I put into everyone in that car”. That is something I shouldn’t laugh at but i did lol

Albert is the ONLY man that can make me laugh when I’m crying

3:09 hardest I’ve laughed in a while

3:10 HIS REACTION LOL

*"By doing nothing hes doing everything..."* *- Flamingo 2022*

Such a cute doggy *crunch* 0_0

1:30 “What is this sorcery? This is Satan’s work” 👹👍

Flamingo: *talks about how he killed an animal* Also flamingo 2 seconds later: *plays with toy thing*

2:09 “you know what’s my little fidget toy?” Felipe? Who you haven’t brought back in..a year or two or more

When the dog crunched I died laughing, literally, I’m sick rn and I killed my throat 💀

this whole video is just albert playing with his fidget and watching pink adopt me dog get murdered by another player with its car. and thats what you call great content