I called my son and said, "Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty-five years of misery is enough!" My son said, "Dad, what are you talking about? Have you lost your mind?" I said, “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer. I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this! Call your sister and tell her." Then I hung up the phone. Shocked and worried, my son called and told his sister. She said, "Like hell they are!" She called me and said, "You are not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, do not call a lawyer or file any papers. DO YOU HEAR ME!?", and hung up the phone. I turned to my wife and said, "Honey, they’re both coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own airfare!"

DID NOT REALIZE THIS WAS A JOKE AT FIRST. HAD TO LISTEN TO IT TWICE. GREAT DELIVERY.

It took me ENTIRELY too long to realize this was satire 😭😭😭

Bruh, his delivery made me think he was serious at first. He’s good

Who, ray? = Hooray! Why July? = Why did ya lie? these went RIGHT over my head.

Dude seriously just single-handedly conceived, created and won the 'Dad Joke: World Championship'. 😎😎😎

Ok, but some people are really this dumb... My dad said "I need to go by the store on the way home" and I replied, "You can afford to buy a store???" It keeps me up at night. Thankfully my husband is very patient with me 😅

I didn’t get it until the “10 is too many” punchline

Bro took misunderstanding to a new level 💀

It's not just the great puns, it's the genius dramatic delivery!

You’re a GENIUS, man. A freakin’ genius….. and with a straight face. AMAZING

👍😂Yeppers ya got me! I didn’t realize this was a joke. 😆🤣😂

I didn’t realize it was a joke until the end, great acting man

I see a dad jokes professional here

I need to process like a calculus before I get the Dad joke. 1. Who Ray? (Hooray!) 2. 10 (drinks), tomorrow, 3. Dad (Dead)

*You took the right Decision. Don't regret ever. You are one of the best human beings in the world. Some prople in this world are extremely extremely selfish that they don't give a damn to anything. They dont bother for anyone. And most importantly, they dont deserve you. You are gem of a person. You are precious.* 🎉

For the those who don’t understand: 1. He thought the wife said hooray. 2. He thought his wife said Why you lie? 3. He thought the doctor called his dad, ”dead". 4. He thought tomorrow she was gonna drink ten.

Man I thought he was serious at first 😂

I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you needed that 😂

10 drinks? That's should had been a red flag 😂😂

This guy sent 10 of his best puns into a contest, hoping one would win, but... No pun in ten did.

Mannnnn she divorced YOU!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t believe so many in the comments didn’t realize this was a joke from the very start. 😆

I cook for him everyday, whenever he is hungry. I do my best to make sure he has clean, nice clothes. I try to spemd tine with him. Tonight he's decided to disappear while "going to the chippy". The pub is right next door. Why not just say "I'm going for a pint" rather than returning 3hrs later from the "chippy" half cut and with cold food. I told him it wasn't ok. As usual he got defensive rather than just apologising for his blatant shit. Then, he said be was "going to the shop". That was 2hrs ago and he's still "at the shop"... He does this regularly yet claims I am the one with the problem. He has to be aware of the shit he pulls as no one can be possibly be that stupid.

I had to watch this 3 times to get what was happening.

Dude, I had to watch a second time to actually grasp the humor. You're a genius.

I left my family at age 7 bc i had ADHD, court asked me "Do you want to leave the family because they abused you and they attacked you?" i said "Yes i want to leave the family" My parents said crying "Don't leave us" And court said silence, after 4 mins court said "Mark (Myself) You have successful left the family" And he hit the hammer and i left the court room, now i live happy life with my friends and best friends.

The dad jokes that you don't realize are dad jokes the first time through lol

You had me up until that first punchline 😂😂😂 these are some good dad jokes! Great delivery.

Very well done! The end was the best! “…how about 10, no that’s way too many” clever wording 👍😀

Who? Ray? > Hooray Why July? Why'd u lie? Pronounced dead (dead sounds like dad) How about 10:00? How about 10?

Husband told me he wanted a divorce today needed this laugh!

After watching this twice I finally got it🤣 this guy's straight face and acting skills are so good I believed it was real until the second time!!🙀😹

Having to watch this the second time made me realize I wasn't as quick witted as I thought 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂 omg sounded serious at first you got me "That's way too many 💀

took me half the video to realize he was making puns

A divorce is probably the best thing you've ever given her.

The fact he kept a straight face like everything actually happened made it that much more funnier

The dad joke was GREAT. Subbed

As a native Spanish speaker it took me more than a couple of repeats to understand 😂

Bro took misunderstanding to a whole nother level💀

Jeez dude. I listened to this 5 times to make sense of the last thing, then realized this guy has the most gutwrenching style of joke telling ever. Legendary 😂

The funniest part of this joke, aside from its delivery and timeliness, is that people are commenting on something they don't get or understand; but there they are contributing their grain of sand to the betterment of humanity!

I had to listen a second time and when I finally got it, it SENT ME! 😂😂😂

Dude, you did her a favour 😅

How could he say this entire thing with a straight face?!

This man is a genius 😂

I came here by searching for divorce support videos and landed here. This is freakin hilarious. Thanks for the laughs

this is why you listen when ppl talk to you

Had to listen a second time to hear what I was missing.

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂boy your crazy a$& has me going for a minute. I was obviously not paying attention

It took me a long second to figure it out but I haven't stopped chucking since. Lmao

Husband: Our neighbor died Wife: Who Ray (husband hears: "hurray" Husband: Not appropriate cheer at that moment. Husband: When I told her my favorite month was coming up. Wife: Why July (husband hears: "why you lie) Husband: I didn't Husband: When my dad passed away. He was at the hospital. I couldn't make it before his death. And when I got there she told me that the doctor said that my dad was pronounced dead. (Husband's understanding that the word DAD was mispronounced as DEAD) Husband: There's no way I've been mispronouncing it (from DAD to DEAD) in my entire life. But she kept defending the doctor. That's the joke which cracks my head how to analyze it. 🤯🤯

What a crackup! Who Ray? Not hooray! Why do you lie? Not July! The doctor pronounced the dad’s name dead!” Not just some drinks today but tomorrow 10 drinks!”😂😂😂😂😂

God tier dad jokes

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the dad jokes power is strong with this one

Not gonna lie. You almost had me. 😂😂😂

Communication is key to a successful relationship.😂

The wife should shout "Who, Ray" for the divorce 😂

Very smart. You should be a stand up comedian 😂 I had to watch this video twice to understand the humor.

Sooo true....Ppl divorce most often, bc of miscommunication, until there is no connection, anymore.

It's all in the delivery. Well done, my dude. 👍

I need help. Wife left 1 yr ago I finally filed for divorce after she filed a false VPO, then told JUDGE I abused my dogs and the Judge believes all of it based on her lies and would not allow me to even speak my side. Now allowing her to sue for property she abandoned. Me as well as The house I bought before she and I were married. 😢 RoLoVibes is where my Healing has taken place. But I have not slandered her. The Judge would not even glance at a clip due to her 🙄

This guy is crazy talented lol

Hilarious!!! His dadpan delivery was perfection! 😂😂😂😂😂

Got chills on the second punchline as all the pieces fell together. Subtle delivery was brilliantly executed.

The "who ray" joke went straight over my head😂

Oh man the "dead" had me laughing out loud pretty hard. Took me a minute.

this is a great video, really makes me rethink the meaning of love

I felt terrible initially, got confused in the middle, and then laughed at the end. LOL.

You did her a favor. 😂😂😂

Funny Shii. The fact you kept a straight face 😑 im gone ☠️🤣

I was like, huh?? I literally had to listen twice😂 Well executed, sir!

Bro I listened to this video 10 times to finally come to the conclusion The way you introduced the plot twist 😅 brilliant.😅

This got me good took me 6 times to realise he was just fucking around haha

The serious face is savage🤭

I seriously had to listen to this twice before I got it. Good job

😂😂😂😂😂. When we got to “Why July” I got it 😂😂😂😂

I sooooooo needed this laugh!!! “That’s way too many!” 😡

Oh my ! I had to listen to it 3 times before realizing it was a joke 😂😂

OMG! Why did I have to watch this twice and focus waaaayyyy too hard! 😂😂😂

I thought it was serious not until I heard "the doctor pronounced him dead. I know I pronounce it right." 😂

Dad Humor Level 3000😂😅

I've only read a handful of comments but 3 in a row trying to explain number 2 got it wrong. What he hears is "WHY'D you lie?"

I had to share this with my partner. I know she’s gonna roll her eyes first and laugh second. I’m sure her internal monologue is going to be something like, “here we go, Mansplaining again… Oh, he’s hilarious!”

“How about 10, tomorrow?” Oh, that’s wifee!🥰

Had to hear it twice but then I died laughing😂

I thought those were the bad reasons to divorce her. Then I'm like... oh.

I had to listen to it more than once to get it...

The first time I listened I automatically read the sub titles, which said who Ray? So I was confused. But I got the rest, so I went back and just listened and it made sense. The thing that really sells it is how serious he looks. 👍

I was about to say that those were pretty dumb reasons to get a divorce, but I got the jokes at the end haha

It was dad joke when I caught on, then the drink joke came right behind. This was a clever play on words and funny.

I didn't get it until the last one, then I had to listen all over again. Nice 😂

You did well to end that abusive, alcoholic relationship.

She had a lucky escape I'd say 😂

We are reaching tiers of dad jokes that shouldn’t be possible.

He's a master at joke delivery 🤣

I needed this giggle! 😂

The serious face 😂

This video is so appropriate. This is exactly what I would expect to hear from a video with that title. 😂