Why Some Animals Can't be Domesticated
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8 років томуWhy didn't Africans on Zebra conquer the world? Why don't we have war bears?
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@triangulum8869 3 роки тому
That “We’re top chicken” was the most aggresive sentence ever
@cdcdrr 3 роки тому
"I *am* the one who pecks!" - Winnebago White
@sabin97 3 роки тому
@@cdcdrr heisenberg
@cambebertkhofta5495 3 роки тому
It's my favorite part
@max5845 3 роки тому
I really want that to be a t-shirt
@gracehaven5459 3 роки тому
Currently suffering from covid and depessed but this is the first sentence to make me chuckle the last several days 😅
@lizp5004 3 роки тому
"war bears" sound awesome until your enemy attacks in the dead of winter &that tubby turd is off somewhere, sleepin' on the job
@eamonreidy9534 3 роки тому
This comment made my evening 😂
@apollo4294 3 роки тому
Thats why you gotta send all the bears before winter
@arnoldshmitt4969 3 роки тому
except in ancient times winter season basically meant fighting is over , try to move your army in winter season , lots of snow , plants not growing fruits , less to hunt , foraging is a nightmare , also winter effecting your soldiers and every body is having shit time so now campaigning in winter is not a good Idea for attacker and defender alike , but war bears in summer will kick most historic army ass all day long
@illusivec 3 роки тому
Bears don't actually have to hibernate. They do it, because finding enough food during winter is hard. If you give them food, they'll happily stay awake.
@arnoldshmitt4969 3 роки тому
@@illusivec nice fact
@jefftaylor1186 Рік тому
The misconception is that zebras are a variety of wild horse. They are definitely a variety of wild donkey.
@pompeii7839 Рік тому
I feel like dogs were such an incredible find for domestication. In today's world where dogs are mostly kept just for fun, it's easy for people to forget what they really have to offer- not food or transportation but a dedicated workforce capable of performing complex jobs day-in, day-out, and happily. Watching border collies herd sheep will never not be impressive to me. And even today there are dogs doing vital work in our societies- aiding police and providing medical assistance.
@itsMe_TheHerpes Рік тому
cats are cool too. cats bring you food and other stuff they hunt. for ex, you may notice that cats who hunt birds or mice or even rabbits, will occasionally leave it on your shoes or something. also, cats are excellent at keeping pests away, thus making the house hold more hygienic. agricultural societies in general love cats, because cats keep rodents away from their crops.
@indian_otaku2388 Рік тому
@@itsMe_TheHerpes dogs can do everything but better
@lolaandjoe123 Рік тому
@@indian_otaku2388 I love dogs but that's not true. They're much, much worse at taking care of themselves for example.
@Min-nx4ti Рік тому
i mean dogs are still used for a complex workfoce, as a Police Dog, Shepherd dog, Service dogs. see, Service dogs, because of their incredible sense of smell, are even trained to measure your blood sugar level and alert if its go up or down
@Shaker626 Рік тому
Some dogs are even bred for meat.
@nydrm90 6 років тому
You failed to disuade me from war bears
@Frostingale 6 років тому
Drew Martin search up wojtek. Wont be disappointed
@cdgonepotatoes4219 6 років тому
I don't know if they don't have reproduction issues in captivity but they do check the entire list except for maybe the fact they can crush your skull, a small omnivore elephant perhaps?
@palebluedot7435 6 років тому
The bear will disuade you
@mirzaahmed6589 5 років тому
*dissuade
@jaswik2023 5 років тому
Drew Martin yesssss I want war bears
@DoktorJammified 4 роки тому
Horses and zebras lookalike but one of them is wearing classic prison costume for a reason.
@motanelustelistu 4 роки тому
Good one,good one :))) .I actually giggled at this :D ;) .
@jimmyday656 4 роки тому
I will never look at them the same.
@DylanBegazo 4 роки тому
Andrew Lipscomb Nope
@lindairvine7679 4 роки тому
Dukker Jammish 😂excellent 😂😂
@suprememasteroftheuniverse 4 роки тому
*Prison uniform
@hopperjohn7207 Рік тому
A friend of mine works in a zoo. He told me that zebras are responsible for more zookeeper injuries (of varying severity) than most if any other animals, at least in the USA.
@jtrevor99 Рік тому
The zebra/horse contrast is especially interesting if you also talk about the other domesticated equine. Asses generally don't fit the "family friendly" or "friendly" categories - they are usually solitary and they're notorious for being stubborn, especially when feral - yet domesticated asses, aka donkeys, still happened.
@patriciusvunkempen102 Рік тому
yeah and zebras were actualy tamed and somehwat domesticated by german colonial officials during the 19th century
@tyronechillifoot5573 Рік тому
@@patriciusvunkempen102 no they actually weren’t some what domesticated by German officers
@SilverSpoon_ Рік тому
Excuse me, as a pony I can assure you zebras are really different. We have freindship, harmony, built castles for our princess while they still have not found out how to even build a bridge not to get aten by crocodiles. Or lions.
@roddo1955 Рік тому
Stop trying to make domesticated zebra happen; it's not going to happen.😉
@splashafrica Рік тому
I have access to old black and white pictures of zebras pulling carts in South Africa will make a video soon
@Chocl8215 7 років тому
"zebra are bastards." -CGP Grey
@non1263 7 років тому
Fuck off. :(
@Chocl8215 7 років тому
Quizzical Zebra hey man, just restating.
@TheParadox1010 7 років тому
"We're top chicken" -CGP grey
@jaschabull2365 7 років тому
"Pain In The Ass Animal" More like "Pain In The Ass Ass"
@thehumbleguy9697 7 років тому
+TheParadox1010 Yeabest Part😂😂😂😂
@catfishwithwhiskers 3 роки тому
"Why did humans never domesticate tigers?" "Thermodynamics."
@7shinta7 3 роки тому
And their dayjob. Don't forget trheir dayjob.
@kyleking3839 3 роки тому
@@7shinta7 well humans glorify tigers day jobs
@Broockle 3 роки тому
@Harrison Leon Tigers don't care about fingers, they'll take the jugular, eat your juiciest parts and then leave most of you for scavengers.
@nightradiance7287 3 роки тому
@@Broockle Fascinating.........
@poot72 3 роки тому
Cats would eat us if they could.
@shaunmcisaac782 Рік тому
Turns out there are lots of animals that you *could* domesticate if for some strange reason you wanted to spend the decades doing it. But they never were domesticated or were not until very recently. Belyayev's foxes for example. The process from Wild Fox -> Domesticated Silver Fox took about 20 or so generations. Easily doable in one persons lifetime. History picked Grey Wolves instead.
@DM-mi4je Рік тому
I like foxes but Grey Wolves would be more useful because of their size.
@user-pakshibhithi10 Рік тому
Foxes are domesticated in the 20th century. It's a time when we had enough technology and resources to capture any kind of animal. When we were hunter-gatherers, we didn't have the technology to trap any significant number of fast-moving animals which we cannot outrun. Also, wolves weren't trapped by humans and tamed, they too just happened to follow us like cats, but, because they were social animals, they trusted us more and were eventually domesticated, foxes aren't as brave as wolves to follow humans, and they also aren't as social as wolves to be domesticated by Hunter-gatherers. With today's technology, we can even domesticate Tigers and Lions, we just need to take some Tigers or Lions from Zoo, make them socialise with humans from an early age and make the friendlier Tigers breed with eachother and do that for a couple hundred years. You'll have Domestic Tigers and Lions. Although, I think Lions would become domesticated before Tigers, simply because of their social nature. We cannot expect Hunter-gatherers to be able to do the same things.
@kurtsnyder4752 Рік тому
Kitsune may disagree.
@ElZilchoYo Рік тому
We could domesticate any animal with enough time, technology and breeding, but this video is about what prehistoric humans were capable of doing.
@rapatacush3 Рік тому
@@user-pakshibhithi10 foxes follow humies all the time, they know that if they act all cute, we'll feed them
@RJKYEG Рік тому
"The Russian Farm-Fox Experiment is the best known experimental study in animal domestication. By subjecting a population of foxes to selection for tameness alone, Dimitry Belyaev generated foxes that possessed a suite of characteristics that mimicked those found across domesticated species."
@zeff8820 Рік тому
I don't think they're domesticated
@reentrysfs6317 Рік тому
@@zeff8820 they have been changed for better human use although not perfectly yet.
@timetochronicle Рік тому
@@zeff8820 they aren't fully domesticated but they're a lot more tame than similar tame foxes in America. The domesticated Russian fox has more dog traits such as droopier ears and more fur variation. They're not as domesticated as the dog, but the point of the research is to understand how domestication worked.
@Cissy2cute Рік тому
Even their appearance began to change and they started to look more like dogs. It was not done deliberately. Amazing how nature develops new species.
@irmaosmatos4026 Рік тому
@@Cissy2cute when the survival pressure of camouflage dissapears, domesticated animals all have very different colours from the wild ones, donkeys and dromedaries being exceptions.
@tinnitusj1333 3 роки тому
That’s why in Arabic zebras are called “حمار وحشي" meaning “savage donkey”
@naphackDT 3 роки тому
fitting and on point.
@zack-ronald259 3 роки тому
no it means "Demon donkey"
@iansteelmatheson 3 роки тому
either way it's great
@cashewsftw 3 роки тому
Closer to wild but yeah still correct
@sushihit2813 3 роки тому
I’m a savage
@TheBestBoot 4 роки тому
“But you know who’s really top chicken? *We’re top chicken”*
@CharllotteKatakuri 4 роки тому
😅
@mr.normalguy69 4 роки тому
@@EO-jr7li Dude, wtf?
@EO-jr7li 4 роки тому
jonathan smith you’re acting offended, when all I did was state facts.
@mmjahink 4 роки тому
I would totally buy a shirt with that message. This is coming from a vegetarian btw.
@swedneck 4 роки тому
A somewhat ominous statement
@VestedUTuber Рік тому
"A cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house" ...Yes, actually. Although I will note that they _do_ count as domesticated because of how modern cats were selectively bred for looks.
@johnbox271 Рік тому
Who domesticated whom? Domesticated - brought under control in order to provide food, power, or company - able or willing to do cleaning, cooking, and other jobs and to take care of offspring 🙂
@jeremyfisher8512 Рік тому
Submissive and feedable
@angeloortiz2769 7 років тому
"A cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house"
@AlchemistAlways 7 років тому
"Zebras are bastards"
@jonskowitz 7 років тому
...and a Tiger's day job is murder
@tjahjobagaaa 7 років тому
Wow ok r00d
@bartrademaker4059 7 років тому
"We're top CHICKEN."
@IRMentat 7 років тому
which is why our tiny tigers don't mind eating us if we happen do die in proximity to them.
@TisMeNibroc 4 роки тому
I like to think that we domesticated Horses because someone dared a friend to jump on a horses back and it just worked
@mattiasdahlstrom2024 4 роки тому
So you mean after beer was invented?
@nasbuscus 4 роки тому
Mattias Dahlström Less beer more *Prehistoric Alcohol*
@femjav 4 роки тому
Nonono. Guy: "would you like to see my wood carvings tonight? They're in my tent" Girl: "If you get me a horse and ride it first" Guy:....!
@Pedro76mchlkg 4 роки тому
It’s quite plausible. Rodeo was probably one of the first sports of mankind.
@ivanmartinovic7303 4 роки тому
Horses were in fact used for millennia before riding them became their foremost job. Before that they were used to pull things, like chariots. And they were much much smaller in their first, original iteration.
@plazmafield Рік тому
Zebras also lack a strong enough spine to support the weight of an adult male for strenuous riding activities. As such, this may have been an additional factor for them not becoming the horse alternative.
@watermelonhelmet6854 Рік тому
There is a species of frog called a Microhylid that's developed a symbiotic relationship with multiple large Spider species. These frogs are small enough that they would make a very easy meal for the Spider, but they live in close quarters with each other with the Spider essentially acting like the Frog's bodyguard. Why? Because most of the Frog's natural predators won't mess with the Spider and will stay clear... and the frog eats ants which are a natural predator of spider eggs. They have a symbiotic relationship. The Spider will tolerate and even defend the frog instead of eating it, and the frog earns its keep by 'protecting' the spider's eggs. Depending on what way you look at it, either the frog has a pet spider that it's domesticated and trained to protect it...or the Spider has a pet frog that it's domesticated and trained to protect its eggs. Why am I telling you this? Because that's basically our relationship with cats. We didn't domesticate cats. We basically domesticated each other. The cats realized that life was way easier where the humans were... and we benefited from letting them stick around. They got free food and shelter and we got an animal that hunted and killed vermin.
@davidp.7620 3 роки тому
"A cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house" I couldn't have said it better.
@stanleyhape8427 3 роки тому
I adopted a cat from the shelter. Well it was a feral cat. Now i have a 18 pound cat that would have no problem murdering me.
@incognitonegress3453 2 роки тому
Thats y I dont funk with them. No!
@prajwalbharambe343 2 роки тому
My cat is very kind and never hurts anyone. But keeps meowing all day.
@Cissy2cute 2 роки тому
And cats are basically solitary animals. They don't live in herds. If one accepts you as a partner, it is because it was the cat's decision, not yours. They also decide when to play, and when to call it off. Some people like them better than dogs because of cats' independent nature.
@makarishnaik6869 2 роки тому
👍👍👍
@TheJwb7111 8 років тому
Favorite quotes: "WE'RE TOP CHICKEN" "The cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house"
@OmegaShanic 8 років тому
+TheJwb7111 "Obviously catching a carnivore is a bad idea anyway because their day job is MURDER..."
@Ochoaj300 8 років тому
SAME
@NickHorvath 8 років тому
+TheJwb7111 I literally LOLed when he said "We're top chicken".
@Macconator2010 8 років тому
+OmegaShanic Sneaking up on a gazelle rhymes with LOL.
@AndresNaulaB 8 років тому
+TheJwb7111 this video is so quotable!
@rayrowley4013 Рік тому
You hinted at it, but I think it is also important that they have many offspring. Not just a short reproductive cycle (though that helps) but many offspring over their lifetime. This gives you many chances to find the best one and speeds up the artificial selection pressures.
@volpelastname6951 Рік тому
He didn't hint at it, he directly stated it. He said they need to be "fecund" which means "extremely fertile and able to produce offspring in abundance"
@marcusdaloia2974 Рік тому
It should be noted that cats do have a sort of family structure; they form communities and colonies and take care of each-other but they don't *hunt* together is a big part of what sets them apart from dogs which, ironically, actually makes them more suitable for domesticated then dogs; they hunt small animals, pests, which humans don't eat, as opposed to dogs which hunt and eat large animals together, which makes them feedable.
@ragingfurball5419 4 роки тому
"Their dayjob is MURDER." Ok... that alone earned my like.
@mirsad96 4 роки тому
Murder is when you kill your own species. So you liked an inaccuracy.
@Areshod 4 роки тому
@@mirsad96 keep being a pedantic bitch
@ragingfurball5419 4 роки тому
1. Yes, because it was funny. 2. That's not the only definition of murder (check Merriam-Websters). 3. Sometimes they do kill they're own species. 4. While you're on the dictionary website, look up 'hyperbole'.
@alexanderhamilton8585 4 роки тому
Your cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house. I had to pet my kitty when I heard that and call him "Are you my tiny TIGER?! Yes you ARE! YES you are."
@DuckyGoose74 4 роки тому
@@ragingfurball5419 it's their not they're
@TowelGard 4 роки тому
Dogs are a machine that turns steak into... *Friendship!!*
@catkook543 4 роки тому
Well, doggos are omnivores :P And they can do quite alot -emotion support -hunt -slead dogs And more stuff . Though I'm personally a cat person
@mslightbulb 4 роки тому
cat kook our dog loved lentels.
@catkook543 4 роки тому
@@mslightbulb lentels?
@martinxy1291 4 роки тому
You do not want to go to china
@catkook543 4 роки тому
@@martinxy1291 I don't like China
@dingusdingus2152 Рік тому
Wild horse herd dynamics are as follows: the dominant stallion is not the herd leader, he brings up the rear and fights off predators and fends off challenges from subdominant stallions. The herd leader is the dominant mare who decides where to go and when. She also establishes the social pecking order. This may not be a crucial point for the video but I enjoy imparting accurate information
@Counterpoint1951 Рік тому
Thank you for pointing this out. It annoys me when people claim that the herd stallion is the leader.
@weloveTM123 Рік тому
That's actually an overrated myth. Some wild herds may not have a lead mare, but they will always have a dominant stallion who is in charge and yes, he does bring up the rear and protects the herd, but the lead mare (that is, if they have one) cannot do anything without the consent of the herd stallion. The band can exist without the lead mare, yet they cannot survive without a lead stallion. This is a crucial thing to remember about wild horse herds. The lead stallion is the heart that holds the entire band together, without him, they will scatter and be stolen by other rogue bachelor studs. And people that claim that the herd stallion is the "leader" are absolutely correct. Just speak to any wild horse expert, Mustang enthusiast and photographer. Their dynamics are incredibly fascinating, but I have yet to see a herd without a lead stallion (not including the bachelor herds) and yet there are plenty of wild herds without a lead mare. Lead mare either exists, doesn't or three/four mares share those responsibilities among each other. Lead stallion however, is indispensable and a vital part of the herd survival.
@dingusdingus2152 Рік тому
I stand corrected
@SirZeck Рік тому
@@dingusdingus2152 no
@Ihadnofirst Рік тому
1:07 "because their day job is *murder*" caught me by surprise and made me laugh so hard. Note to self: domesticate the animals that don't "moonlight in murder." 🤣
@TheBigRedskull 3 роки тому
“Because zebras, are bastards” is my favorite Grey quote
@katevgrady 2 роки тому
They live to kick and bite, they are a PITAA [pain in the ass animal]
@jermainebrown8604 2 роки тому
Idk that WE ARE TOP CHICKEN comment had me dying
@PS-vr1uv 2 роки тому
@@jermainebrown8604 same
@teainnit27 2 роки тому
That quote was at the same video as "WE'RE TOP CHICKEN".
@alexhunter-meier Рік тому
@@katevgrady Just deal with it :] We would be the best footballers though, but instead of a ball, we kick lions.
@iquipthedip 3 роки тому
There’s an alternate reality where ostriches are the main way of transport, and I want to live there
@jamesthegreatbeast8171 3 роки тому
yes
@anonymouscausewhynot 3 роки тому
Me too
@BlazerT48 3 роки тому
@Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? you make it sounds like you have ridden an ostrich... or have you?
@NA-vh1ny 3 роки тому
Chocobos in final fantasy
@silenus3381 3 роки тому
@Godlysunfury , dont forget to mention about nanobots we added their blood.
@484berkshire Рік тому
CGP Grey: "Herbivores should eat something that's everywhere that you CAN'T eat." Americans: *Feed cows corn.*
@mehere8038 Рік тому
And what fish shall we eat? I know, lets choose the very top of the food chain, the most intensive carnivores we can find, so salmon, tuna & prawns maybe?
@visual7150 Рік тому
Corn is heavily subsidized by the US government, so there's incentive for people to make as much corn as possible. That's why we use "corn syrup" instead of real sugar as well.
@mehere8038 Рік тому
@@visual7150 yup & bio-fuel. It's crazy, cause if cows must eat corn, then the whole plants harvested early as silage is what's best for them & gives them the best growth rates, but those subsidies mean it's more profitable for farmers to grow to maturity & throw away the rest of the plant & just keep the kernels as cow food, even though that loses most of the crop's calorie value when fed to cows & messes with their rumen, that's designed to eat grass not grain
@Egilhelmson Рік тому
The varieties of “corn” that are fed to cattle are usually not especially edible by humans. Also, the cows are usually just finished on maize for their last month, and eat grass for the rest of their lives.
@mehere8038 Рік тому
@@Egilhelmson none of that is true
@foxashock6161 Рік тому
Once I was in a wild strawberry field and I realised that the strawberries were litterally 1 cm in length.
@NoobFish23 7 років тому
I want "We're top chicken!" on a t-shirt.
@firewolf1814 7 років тому
Same here
@kalebbruwer 7 років тому
you're gonna chicken out and not buy one
@gaspardvuk9065 7 років тому
Make sure to send me a link when it gets avalible
@davidplayhard 7 років тому
you know what I want on a tshirt? "Exploit Family Values"
@RafaAnto 7 років тому
I want the "a cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house". That cracked me up.
@ReksratYTB 5 років тому
We're top chicken needs to be on a shirt
@catkook543 4 роки тому
Yes
@cypheri1339 4 роки тому
Speaking as someone who has chickens, they're 100% not wrong. That's literally the easiest way to manage a flock, especially if you have birds who are of a breed that is typically more aggressive than your average fluffy layer breed. If the dominant rooster respects you, so will the rest of the flock. My current dominant rooster begs for chin scratches, so I'd say we're good.
@loki2240 4 роки тому
@@cypheri1339 - The roosters didn't respect me, when I was a little kid collecting eggs for my grandparents. I was scared, but they didn't actually peck or scratch me. But they put on a pretty big show of toughness.
@Delgen1951 4 роки тому
Remember a Chicken is just a small feathered Raptor type of Dinosaur that goes insane when it see blood and will try to kill what ever is bleeding.
@hgfgh7149 4 роки тому
@@Delgen1951 thats so true. There ancestor is the T-rex by the way and not the raptor
@fyukfy2366 Рік тому
My dog barking at me to pet him while grey says "dogs live to be useful to us" was excellent comedic timing by both parties
@pupper5580 Рік тому
In Finland under Swedish rule the Swedes outlawed moose riding, because a crazy Finn riding a moose was impossible for the police to catch. True story.
@about47t-rexes12 7 років тому
i died at "we're top chicken"
@theevilmeister 7 років тому
I'M... TOP CHICKEN 0_0
@Scratchy314 7 років тому
IM TOP CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@dutchandepic1691 7 років тому
He had me at: zebras are bastards
@JLucas_RS 7 років тому
PECK PECK PECK
@danielsjohnson 7 років тому
About 47 T-Rexes Now I know where the phrase "establish the pecking order" came from.
@tzisorey 4 роки тому
"If it's in a circus, it's tamed" I dunno - I'm not sure I've seen a clown I'd consider "tame"...
@tzisorey 4 роки тому
@@outlanderwraith r/whoooosh
@roecocoa 4 роки тому
Don't forget Pacifist J and Fluffy 2 Dope, founding members of TCP.
@gagandeepsingh7789 4 роки тому
You won't get it
@diablominero 4 роки тому
They wouldn't risk having it in a circus near a crowd if it weren't tamed or domesticated.
@harrybetteridge7532 4 роки тому
Pennywise wasn't in a circus that explains a lot.
@bernier42 Рік тому
Now I want Grey to make a shirt with his avatar and the words “TOP CHICKEN”.
@thegamingpigeon3216 Рік тому
The thing I love about the "cats are just tiny tigers that live in your house" bit? *It's 1000000% correct*
@Szgerle Рік тому
its completely incorrect though
@kommandokenny12345 Рік тому
@@Szgerlehater
@Szgerle Рік тому
@@kommandokenny12345 Keep crying
@DrDeathpwnsu 3 роки тому
"A dude on a horse was the best internet at the time." Yep, and having a horse back then was like going from dial-up to broadband.
@logreene1071 3 роки тому
And that's how we use them to measure engine output, Horse Power!
@lunasagaming5801 3 роки тому
@@khaledchowdhury9220 dial up was a way of internet that used phone lines, and if someone was on the phone, you couldn't use the internet.
@Schadrach42 3 роки тому
To be fair, a dude in a truck is the highest bandwidth internet available overland, assuming you fill the truck with large hard disks. *TERRIBLE* ping, but absurdly high bandwidth.
@edwardshalash2607 3 роки тому
No it wasn't ... Pigeons carrying letters were.
@redstateforever 3 роки тому
Crazy to think there are still people alive who were born when horses were still a very common mode of transportation. Can you imagine what a pain it would be to have to keep and maintain horses just to go anywhere? I live in a suburb where everything I need is within a 10-15 minute drive, but that’s a heckuva long way to walk. It’s just so weird that we are only a few generations removed from that. Especially when horses were it for all the thousands of years before then.
@jacksoniansonex9235 4 роки тому
4:54 Incorrect. A cat is a tiny tiger that lets you live in its house.
@veralenora4033 4 роки тому
CGP Grey: You're missing something. The current domestication of wild foxes. So far, 90 generations and the project is still going. Lots of implications about domesticating "wild" species we might find useful.
@WeeHobbit87 4 роки тому
@Chris Kibodeaux that's what your cat wants you to think
@Ghostwasabi 4 роки тому
@Chris Kibodeaux you are being played!
@WeeHobbit87 4 роки тому
@Chris Kibodeaux That's how they get you. They pretend to be cute and dumb. But in reality, they're masterminds that get the stupid humans to serve them.
@WeeHobbit87 4 роки тому
@Chris Kibodeaux Mate, chill, don't gotta get your panties in a twist over this
@WestVirginia1959 Рік тому
Shay Inman of Roanoke, VA, bought a zebra from someone in Texas. She has been training horses for a long time and although she has gotten her zebra named Joey to be ridden for a short time, that is all. She said Joey has been the toughest to train.
@artfrontgalleries1818 Рік тому
I have cats. They live with me and Susan in a nicely sized 8th floor apartment in a City. I am not part of a pack or a herd, I am a littermate. They harass me, yell at me, demand y attention but are always ready to sit on my lap(or chest, or crotch) if they feel I am ill or depressed or stressed. They help my blood pressure, mental health and stress levels without slobbering on me, threatening my neighbors or needing a walk outside. These guys are better than you think...at least to me
@DheerajBhaskar 6 років тому
"Zebras are bastards" - CGP Gray
@MishMill 5 років тому
How does a zebra, orphan, son of a -bleep- and a Scotsman,
@randomperson2078 5 років тому
I want him to go catch an alpha wolf and watch as its family automatically makes him its leader.
@Terrekain 5 років тому
Zebras WERE successfully domesticated by virtually every European country that colonized Africa. They discarded it because the Zebra was not as efficient as the horse, not because it wasn't possible. So that fact kind of blows Grey's theory apart. But if you domesticated Zebras over centuries, the result would be similar to that of any other equine species. The reason this didn't happen in Subsahara Africa is the same reason Europeans and Asians (who also visited Africa centuries ago) never found ANY domesticated animals in Africa; the people who inhabited the region. Subsaharan Africans didn't have the necessary civilization and intelligence to domesticate animals. Look, people have been making excuses for why Africans (and Latin Americans) failed to develop institutions indicative of higher civilization; it boils down to political correctness. But the bottom line is that you can literally domesticate ANY animal (including a human) if you're motivated enough and have the intelligence. The European colonists in SS Africa, for a time, had both the motivation and the intelligence, so they started domesticating the abundant Zebra - before modern transportation allowed them to import and start breeding large numbers of horses and work animals which were stronger, faster, and saved them the work of having to breed generations of Zebra over centuries. The Africans? The Zebra, water buffalo, Jackal (dog), Okapi, Warthog, etc were excellent "raw material" to mold if a civilized (settled) culture could make use of them, and would look very different today if a more intelligent civilization (and people) inhabited the region over millenia (similarly, the "indigenous wild animals" in Europe and Asia would look VERY different today if those regions were originally inhabited by black or brown people. It wasn't for lack of opportunity or potential benefit that black and brown people didn't domesticate ANY animals - it was for lack of the ability to do so.
@Terrekain 5 років тому
Grey is a smart guy for the most part, but even he can slip into political correctness, if inadvertently. For one thing, he makes the argument that horses and dogs have a hierarchical structure and thinks this is an "accident". Ummm...no. If they didn't have a controllable or social structure to benefit humans, they'd have been hunted (or slaughtered) into extinction like many other horse and dog breeds in the rest of the civilized world. Literally every farmer and breeder in the world understands that they can control the temperament, social structure, intelligence, etc. of their animals. From shepherd dogs to human parents. A good father, for example, will foster a child and provide incentives and punishments which will motivate (if not coerce) his child to mate with a partner of desired qualities (intelligence, beauty, productivity, etc). There have been beekeepers who've experimented with breeding hives of "laying workers" - which became destructive and unproductive (as expected). What did they do with these dysfunctional hives? They killed them (not that they would have survived long anyway, but better to not let the drones spread bad genetics).
@gluesniffingdude 5 років тому
@@Terrekain Fairly sure zebras were TAMED, not DOMESTICATED. Of course that's just what a quick Google search tells me, if you have more evidence I'm glad to hear it.
@philipstuckey4922 8 років тому
"cats are tiny tigers that live in your house"
@lpburrows 8 років тому
+Philip Stuckey Straight up lost it.
@chuckbowen1212 8 років тому
+Philip Stuckey There is a cat in the house I live in, I am literally the only person that can pet it. And even then, it will swat me if I stop petting. Crazy buggers.
@abyssstrider2547 6 років тому
Chuck Bowen my cat loves me tho
@abyssstrider2547 6 років тому
Chuck Bowen she runs toward people and cuddles with them
@juliaprohaska9295 6 років тому
Clearly not a cat person, this one 😂
@mapsmalo Рік тому
can someone tell me where this shot 4:41 was taken? it's beautiful
@Steve-vf7se 4 місяці тому
A zebra is a horse, but with colors. A giraffe is also a horse, but with a long neck. Different kinds of horses are bigger and stronger than you think. I love this🐎🦒
@ScarletCypher 8 років тому
I need the meme I'm Top Chicken to be a thing.
@Omar-cz7ox 8 років тому
No
@jujubeets3653 8 років тому
+NDAIA Yes!
@Dorgilo 8 років тому
+NDAIA Or in the form of a t-shirt?
@andythepanhead 8 років тому
+NDAIA make one via www.reddit.com/r/cgpgreymemes/ we are thinking way ahead of you.
@berserk-in9cl 8 років тому
+andythepanhead They really do have a sub for anything, I'm incredibly scared now of all the possibilities
@roselandron1591 6 років тому
"You've got to be kidding, elephants, there's no time for this" -CGP Grey
@msmaria5039 5 років тому
Wait, when humans start becoming immortal, they can start domesticating elephants?
@Deathnotefan97 5 років тому
And now I'm imagining a fantasy setting where elves have domesticated elephants
@TracinyaLachance 5 років тому
@@Deathnotefan97 How about a fantasy setting where elves have domesticated HUMANS?
@Deathnotefan97 5 років тому
@@TracinyaLachance Humans are too stupid and high maintenance for elves to bother domesticating them, they'd get a much better return out of elephants Maybe the Dwarves would be up to the task of domesticating humans?
@amandaamanda5398 4 роки тому
But a beautiful bonsai tree needs dozens of years to shape.......
@claudevieaul1465 Рік тому
Zebra: "Doctor, I think I'm a little hoarse" Doctor: "Well, you look the right size to me"
@megavieh Рік тому
Can't tell you how much I enjoy the alliteration on your checklist. Well done!
@ceooflettuce8768 4 роки тому
"War bears will not happen" Poland: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL?*
@matheuscerqueira7952 4 роки тому
Man, I was thinking about that historia civilis video Edit: turns out you were talking about wojtek
@youssefshidid2229 4 роки тому
Few will understand this gem lol
@dreamer6432 4 роки тому
Haha saw that video earlier
@victorserrano7939 4 роки тому
I jst saw the video of the artillery carrying bear 😂
@nameisontheprofilepix 4 роки тому
Cannon loader bears are the best
@carlalm6100 4 роки тому
You did not mention that cats are kind of unique in the way they "domesticated" themselves, choosing to live by our side for an easier life and abundance of prey.
@pisces2569 4 роки тому
Carl Alm or how rats and mice are the only animals domesticated solely for experimentation.
@carlalm6100 4 роки тому
@@pisces2569 like rabbits, some people actually keep them as pets.
@Omnifarious0 4 роки тому
Cats will latch on to any friendly large mammal in the vicinity. There are a few stories about horses and cats having a bond.
@Doxymeister 4 роки тому
@@Omnifarious0 Yup. I used to breed miniature horses for show, and had a Siamese-type with a short tail, that used to jump up on my little stud horse, sit up there like he was surveying his kingdom, LOL. He was kind of a weird horse, though--he had an odd relationship with the wild turkey's living down on our creek bottom. They'd come up at feeding time, try to steal the horses' oats, and my little stallion would put on a big show of running them off--the turkey's would congregate just on the outside of the fence, puff up their feathers and put on a show. Hysterical!
@catkook543 4 роки тому
We got cats because mice wanted to eat our spare food And cats wanted to eat mice and started being ok with being around humans
@lawrencenjawe9875 Рік тому
Very interesting, entertaining and informative footage...The humour that's dotting the entire discourse on this video is infectious 😁😁😁
@teddyjackson1902 Рік тому
“We’re top chicken” says man who never owned a bastard rooster.
@Syryu 4 роки тому
Domesticating Horses: Horse #1: Oh, that two-legged creature just mounted our leader. Horse #2: I guess that creature is our leader now Domesticating Zebras: Zebra #3451: Oh no! That two-legged creature just captured Marty! Zebra #3452: .... who?
@joksizantos7520 4 роки тому
That reference 😂 now i understand they do not give a crap about each other
@Concretizer 4 роки тому
One of the best references around
@PavarottiAardvark 4 роки тому
Except Zebra's *do* have top males within the group. They form the same families as horses.
@ousamadearu5960 4 роки тому
@@PavarottiAardvark but because the top males live in the same herd, hell Marty will not care if Jack gets eaten.
@PavarottiAardvark 4 роки тому
@@ousamadearu5960 But they don't always live in those big herds. It's mostly a migration thing. So it's entirely possible to identify and catch the lead male
@sneakyzebra 8 років тому
Yeah you can try and domesticate us!
@iiireeeneee 8 років тому
lol
@vayonan2995 8 років тому
this is the best comment ever
@TheJwb7111 8 років тому
+Sneaky Zebra well played!
@Super165i 8 років тому
+Sneaky Zebra ha
@demilung 8 років тому
+Sneaky Zebra I'd prefer to keep all my fingers.
@maywalker997 Рік тому
The 4 factors are also widely theorized why some societies (such as the aborigine ones of Australia) remained largerly hunter gatherer ones until their discovery due to the lack decent domestication options in native fauna. The Victorians often equated civilization as equalling intelligence, but the development of settled societies after the last Ice Age ended were actually more down to pot luck factors such as local geography, climate and local fauna/flora options available than anything else.
@jimhalpert0 Рік тому
I would love a video on the domestication of budgies and how their colours were made by human intervention.
@nikhilanandpandit8644 Рік тому
jim
@jimhalpert0 Рік тому
@@nikhilanandpandit8644 nikhil
@davidndiulor8428 7 років тому
"Carnivores... their day-job is murder" CGP Grey 2016
@marisabel5500 7 років тому
yeah xD As if humans don't totally murder animals more than any other things ever in the history of earth hahaha
@briansouthparkstudio1357 7 років тому
that's just because theirs so many of us to do the killing
@MSpencer1998 7 років тому
Yeah, but plenty of omnivores moonlight in murder
@GetsugaTensho85 6 років тому
MarI sabel Our day job is murder too!
@mexicanmuslim 6 років тому
David Ndiulor Thats a good line and its true.
@rzkzkr20 4 роки тому
CGP Grey: **long explanation about dogs being the best pet** Me as a cat person: **waiting impatiently for the explanation of cats** CGP Grey: whereas a cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house Me: ok i'll take that
@ceil5001 4 роки тому
Yeah, me too lol!! Cats rule
@lemon.c0rd 4 роки тому
Animal rules
@ano_nym 4 роки тому
Kinda cool with a tiny tiger tbh.
@JMZReview 4 роки тому
D O G S ! ! !
@georockstar09 4 роки тому
Though to be fair cats were simply pest-contollers that, to better survive around humans, they had to become friendly. Which is an unusual trend in domestication.
@mjbucar Рік тому
Little of the actual subject is actually adressed.
@computerjantje Рік тому
I LOVE this video. Short and to the point filled with light info brought in a funny attaching way. This is a great video. Thank you CGP Grey. I am going to watch a few more video by you now.
@soumitrochowdhury8271 3 роки тому
"try sneaking up on a gazelle, rhymes with *L O L*" - Grey, 2016
@kiteskingdom6137 3 роки тому
Yes
@donottrustanyonelol 3 роки тому
Idk why but that “sure” makes me laugh lol
@MyWill28 3 роки тому
@Simone LastName asked a clarifying question, and @Michael Kagan politely responded without calling anybody any hurtful names. This is the kind of dynamic that is missing in a lot of UKposts comment sections. Thank you, @Michael Kagan for being so patient and polite and for being a exemplary human being. @Simone LastName, do not be afraid to ask more questions. You are awesome too 😉.
@terminallydrunk1900 3 роки тому
@@simonelastname5182 i still don't get it.
@IRosamelia 6 років тому
"Sheep weren't always this fluffy. We fluffified them".... that part is solid gold 🤣
@thingsifindinteresting9771 5 років тому
Literally the first line
@feartheghus 5 років тому
Haven’t you heard of fluffification before?
@huntercorrales6794 4 роки тому
It's funny af😂
@_robustus_ 4 роки тому
It’s when a pornographic thespian is prepared for his scene by stimulation of his member to achieve tumescence.
@feartheghus 4 роки тому
Robustus you’re fucked up.
@kulled Рік тому
this is my second favorite cgp grey video
@JC-hp7pc Рік тому
Isn’t it a bit presumptuous to assume that horses were never less tame than the current modern version of itself? With several millennia of domestication, zebra may have behavior similar to a horse.
@72fja 7 років тому
WE'RE TOP CHICKEN, that needs to be on a shirt
@haggis2210 7 років тому
Guazuru yeaaas
@Henchman1977 7 років тому
haggis22 I was just thinking that too.
@EstherHulst-Artist 7 років тому
me too lol I was laughing so hard
@user-mv3hv1uj3s 7 років тому
sorry..can someone explain what does that means actually?
@72fja 7 років тому
The chickens fight amongst themselves to see who is the strongest, the top chicken, but in reality humans are top chicken.
@BrianKelly_LettheGamesBegin 7 років тому
You had me at warbears...
@AlchemistAlways 7 років тому
Had me at Top Chicken
@camramaster 7 років тому
I lost it at "their day job is MURDER"
@justAguyDs 7 років тому
I want a warbear
@hubertdyzmond6475 7 років тому
Here you go wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_(bear)
@chaosherald8879 7 років тому
Play kislev.
@bobbygetsbanned6049 Рік тому
Finally, someone else that understands how amazing it is that cows turn totally inedible grass into freakin steaks!
@theanswerisa3758 Рік тому
Question. Does this list of requirements mean we could potentially domesticate opossums?
@tranquilthoughts7233 Рік тому
With modern bookkeeping we could potentially domesticate any animal. But why would you want to domesticate opossums?
@theanswerisa3758 Рік тому
@@tranquilthoughts7233 Honestly I just pulled them out of my ass because they seem to fit into the list of requirements mentioned here. They’re pretty cute though.
@CaptainSuzySparrow 5 років тому
"But you know who's really top chicken? WE'RE TOP CHICKEN."
@danw6014 4 роки тому
When I watched dogs lead their owners around I don't think that idea is as true as it should be.
@henk-3098 4 роки тому
@@danw6014 Yeah dogs don't see us as part of the pack, they know we're different. That's why a dog acts differently when he's playing with another dog instead of a human.
@danw6014 4 роки тому
@@henk-3098 actually they can see humans as part of the pack but what I was really getting at is more often than not the dog is the pack leader and not the human. I see it in horses too. They walk all over their owners but I will not allow horses to push on me and I keep the fact that horses are stronger than me a closely guarded secret.
@Delgen1951 4 роки тому
When was the last time you fought a rooster? Chickens go absolutely insane when they see blood and try to kill the one bleeding..True fact.
@IrvingIV 4 роки тому
www.customink.com/designs/topchicken/ywy0-00bz-5n0z/share?pc=EMAIL-40778&
@exadeci 4 роки тому
"Herbivores that aren't picky" Shows Koala, one of the only ones that feed on the worst source of energy and that can die of hunger if the leaves are on the ground because they don't recognize it as food when not on the tree.
@magiv4205 4 роки тому
I think that's what he meant lol
@feynstein1004 4 роки тому
Lmao mate
@postman6553 4 роки тому
koalas are retarded
@metaouroboros690 4 роки тому
Never forget that koalas are LITERALLY smooth brained.
@feynstein1004 4 роки тому
@Admiral Ackbeard What's that supposed to mean?
@beuxjmusic Рік тому
Very interesting! Great choice of subject, clean video, well narrated!
@gabrielafanelli3453 Рік тому
Wait I need a part 2 of this!! More about zebras please!
@gurmeetsingh-cu2iu 6 років тому
"Because zebras are bastards" Killed me😂
@ne3333t 5 років тому
@@muhammaddawoodakhalwaya313 That's nice
@nunyabuisness1252 5 років тому
Muhammad Dawood Akhalwaya yes we did see the video
@ValensBellator 5 років тому
Such a great line lol... I guess they fall into the "honey badger" category of animal that are only willing to interact with humans when they're actively trying to maul them :D
@hunterG60k 5 років тому
This is the actual reason. Zebra's have a pretty similar social structure to horses, stallions compete for mares in the same way and, outside of migration, they spend time in small family groups. So yeah, they are just mean as all hell. They evolved to fight off lions, hyenas and crocs. The worst thing horses had to worry about was the occasional pack of wolves.
@fishyfishyfishy500akabs8 5 років тому
@@hunterG60k oh yeah and the horses are quite capable of fighting off wolves, especially as groups
@nayandusoruth2468 3 роки тому
Cats are a rather interesting example actually, as they weren't something we purposefully domesticated. The domestication pathway for cats was one whereby cats noticed there were a metric sh*tload of rodents where these bipedal apes lived (not to mention the lack of predators in urban settlements). They then would move in, but due to the limited space, the cats that couldn't tolerate other cats wouldn't survive particularly long. By adapting social behaviour from kitten hood (wild cats are only social as kittens, thus things such as miaowing and kneading became social behaviours in adulthood), they where able to become a social species, that could live in dense cooperative colonies (interesting side note: Cats social behaviour's are rather flexible, with cats living in urban regions tending to be more territorial vis a vis other cats (like they're wild ancestors), whilst rural cats will share a core territory, even working together in that core territory (defence, care of young...), whilst keeping separate hunting grounds) and tolerate humans. And the humans, noticing these tiny tigers made the pest problems go away, would tolerate, even take care of the tiny tigers, leading to a more mutualistic relationship between the two (further side note; due to cats only being semi domesticated, and the social flexibility mentioned above, cats are perfectly comfortable switching between living with humans and wild lifestyles).
@bugdracula1662 3 роки тому
so cats domesticated themselves
@bugdracula1662 3 роки тому
so cats domesticated themselves
@SC-zq6cu 3 роки тому
Yeah, and thats the reason why domestic cats are the only domesticated animals whose difference from their wilder counterparts is just a change in size. Seriously, look up the wild ancestors of house-cats - african wildcats. You'll be hard pressed to find any difference other than size(and coat colour obviously).
@sc8307 3 роки тому
Have you ever heard a mountain lion meow? It's startling the first time you hear it because you are not expecting a "normal" meow from such a large animal.
@Zichqec 3 роки тому
So what you're saying is, Warrior Cats actually has some basis
@vidform Рік тому
This video shares some commonality with the book called "Guns, Germs and Steel" by Jared Diamond.
@scomilygelbfarb9239 Рік тому
I just want to point out the pure comedy gold at 4:36 with the "WE'RE TOP CHICKEN"
@blackthemew9371 4 роки тому
Horses be like: "We live in a society..."
@ano_nym 4 роки тому
Wonder if they are gamers.
@samyakhp4353 4 роки тому
Even zebras do
@coyraig8332 4 роки тому
Zebras be like: "We don't"
@ivanvukasovic1371 4 роки тому
Horsiety
@claudealpha2090 3 роки тому
The main takeaway from this video: *We're top chicken!*
@TylerJ0412 3 роки тому
All i got was, cats are tiny tigers that live in your house
@1978sjt 2 роки тому
Zebra's are Bastards
@raystargazer7468 Рік тому
How do you doo, fellow top chicken?
@gofishglobal7919 Рік тому
As simple as the explanation was, I really needed to hear that. Thank you!
@robertmahler4149 Рік тому
Great video. Very informative and easy to understand!
@augustopinochet1670 Рік тому
because it's for smooth brains. The ancestor of the cow, the auroch was the size of a buffalo and more aggressive. The ancestor of the modern day horse looked and acted different from what we have today. Thousands of years of selective breeding will do that. It's uneducated excuse making for nationalities who didn't discover animal husbandry.
@Persnikity-yv3nh 7 років тому
For the record, if you make a shirt that says WE'RE TOP CHICKEN I will buy it.
@coltonregal1797 6 років тому
Same
@m1l22 4 роки тому
*_Everybody gangsta till the Human seizes the title of top chicken_*
@jamesderiven1843 Рік тому
This is an old video but it's important to note that as our understanding of cats evolves we have a much better understanding now of how cat colonies work, and this idea of a cat as a 'lone animal' is wrong: cats are not tiny tigers, they are closer to tiny lions with their own distinctive pride structure. People who have cats who are always distant and seemingly uninterested in socializing are often just cat owners who don't understand cats all that well, and wrongly try and understand them though the lens of dogs, dog behaviour, dog body language, dog communications etc.
@waverlh Рік тому
GGP Grey videos are great for watching again and again. However, it would be really REALLY NICE to see a new video sometime soon (hint, hint).
@naphackDT 2 роки тому
There is one misconception about domestication and breeding: Most people don't go "oh, this animal has great genes, I will breed it with that animal over there." Most breeding that happens isn't selecting animals with desirable traits but rather culling animals with undesirable traits. When winter comes and you decide, which part of your herd to butcher, you obviously choose to get rid of the problem animals rather than the well-behaved, healthy ones. And that's usually the biggest player in livestock genetics.
@Great_Olaf5 Рік тому
That and breeding control. Most domestic herds only have a handful of males who we adore to breed, and the rest are castrated. To the point where the English language actually has three separate words for pretty much every kind of barnyard animal, a word for the male, a word for the female, and a word for castrated males. Stallion, mare, gelding Bull, cow, ox Boar, sow, barrow Billy, nanny, wether Ram, ewe, wether Rooster, hen, (it's impossible to castrate a rooster)
@wildstarfish3786 Рік тому
@@Great_Olaf5 i always thought oxen were a seperate species from cattle
@Great_Olaf5 Рік тому
@@wildstarfish3786 Nope, just castrated bulls. I was surprised too.
@amytysoe2292 Рік тому
@@Great_Olaf5 42 years old and i finally find out what an Ox is, thank you!
@Great_Olaf5 Рік тому
@@amytysoe2292 No problem.
@parasaur2 4 роки тому
“For Zebras there’s no such thing as society” Gamers: Where do I sign up?
@Dave_The_Musical_Fisherman 4 роки тому
Zebras: we DON'T live in a society
@chan625 4 роки тому
Lol
@kekedream 4 роки тому
😂😂😂
@ananimoselty2234 4 роки тому
Bottom text
@wasserruebenvergilbungsvirus 4 роки тому
@@arya6085 Wut? :O
@laszlokaestner5766 Рік тому
I think the thing with cats is that we happened to put our houses where all their prey was so they kind of just moved in.
@LOLC2k Рік тому
"If it's in a circus, it's tamed." Cgp Grey just taught me that clowns are tamed.
@jarynn8156 Рік тому
It took mankind a long time to finally figure out how to tame the wild clown. Some say we still haven't quite mastered it.
@porchelana321 8 років тому
"It's remarkable to think that from thousands BC until the telegraph, a dude on a horse was the best internet available." Can't help but imagine people seeing a messager in the horizon and screaming, "LOOK! FOUR BARS OF WIFI!"
@garethdean6382 8 років тому
+porchelana321 Bars or hooves?
@porchelana321 8 років тому
Yes.
@garethdean6382 8 років тому
porchelana321 Of course that means that on the equinet everyone was a brony.
@bandgeektrumpet10 8 років тому
+porchelana321 But imagine how much cooler it would be if we domesticated a different animal. "LOOK! FOUR BEARS OF WIFI!"
@garethdean6382 8 років тому
Sad Horse Honey Badernet, always four bars ALL THE TIME!
@CrypticPetrichor 4 роки тому
Fluffification, day job is murder, hippos hold the murder high score, so eager to breed it gets it wrong sometimes So many gems in this
@Safwan.Hossain 4 роки тому
We're top chicken. Try sneaking up on a gazelle, Rhymes with LOL.
@michaelkarnerfors9545 4 роки тому
"Whereas a cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house"
@aderinog 4 роки тому
You've got to be kidding, elephants, we don't have time for this
@mariaagustinaferrero2333 4 роки тому
*"We're top chicken"*
@CrypticPetrichor 4 роки тому
@@mariaagustinaferrero2333 Such quality lines, I will be quoting this in my daily life out of context
@logansfury Рік тому
Very informative and entertaining video. Thanks for the upload!
@ohiowalnut Рік тому
Great video, you left us wanting more clever information on the inner-workings of the zebra brain.......
@keithforestt 4 роки тому
Apples are as man made as pop tarts... that was really aggressive
@jasondeaver2117 4 роки тому
Finally someone said it and throw in the fact organic is grown in poo or ground up animals
@ArtKingjr 4 роки тому
Also progressive
@NobleSavage44 4 роки тому
Truth stings!
@ShawnGranzow 4 роки тому
I think leaving out the chemical process by which pop tarts are made is just ridiculous. I mean I'm not a vegetarian but there's no way that pop tarts and naturally grown fruit are the same thing lmao.
@GyroZeppel 4 роки тому
Shawn Granzow I think it was supposed to be a joke.
@GrimAsythes 7 років тому
Dude you could make like 3 shirts from this video alone. "Zebra are bastards" "We're top chicken." Four F check list
@madmoblin 7 років тому
Grim scythes A cat is a tiny tiger that lives in your house
@georgevaltom2015 7 років тому
WE'RE Top Chicken!
@randomperson-qe4pw 6 років тому
I need a shirt that says "My dayjob is MURDER" IK I'm weird
@reptilianbrotherhood2315 6 років тому
You Forgot “Try Sneaking Up On A Gazelle, Rhymes with lol”
@BillyWitchDoctorDotCom Рік тому
Have you ever heard the story of the three legged pig? One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, "Excuse me, but why does that pig only have 3 legs?" "Well," said the farmer, "that pig is very special. One time my wife was cooking something she stepped out of the kitchen and it caught on fire. No one in the house knew about it but the pig, and he saved me, my wife, and my 2 kids." "That's amazing!" said the man, but why does the pig only have three legs?" "Well, there was that time the pig saw a big storm coming and we didn't. The pig ran into the house and dragged us out to the storm cellar. If it weren't for that pig we would all be dead." "But still, that doesn't explain why the pig only has 3 legs." "And I remember the time my youngest son was stuck up a tree, but I was too far away to hear his cries for help. The pig ran to me and led me to where he was." "Well, that is a miracle, but how come that pig only has 3 legs?" the man said quite annoyed at this point. "Well," said the farmer, "with a pig that special... you have to eat 'em real slow."
@callmestan117 Рік тому
That's cruel.
@WolfLykaios Рік тому
Cursed.
@robertwilliam5527 Рік тому
Clicked to learn about zebra vs horse, ended up knowing about many more things including apples. Nice allrounder video, thanks.
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