"I've been eating ass for 54 years". An episode has never started this strong...

“Millennials will not listen to me if they know I’m old.” Bernie Sanders has joined the chat.

"just don't die" *Death rates drop to 0%*

My heart is broken that this man dropped out of the race for presidency

i love that bernie is also playing along with hasans dumb jokes

Interviewer: What's your secret to your longevity Grandma: Don't die. Us: Pikachu face

“Just dont die” -That one random elderly woman who was asked how she got past 100

I’ve never seen anyone else play along with Hasan’s jokes like Bernie. Love the guy, he’s so funny.

"you're my retirement plan." Every parents ever 😂

I loved how Bernie picked up on Hasan's jokes in realtime.

"You're my retirement plan." Every Indian parent ever. Thats why they're always pressuring us to marry and have kids because " who'll take care of you when you're old?"

I got anxiety from watching this episode, and I just 23.

I love how when he took off the face mask his body immediately aged too

I'm not even kidding my Indian mother has repeatedly mentioned that I'm their retirement savings. It's scary because even I don't know if I'll be able to make it for myself.

As a 40-year-old single with no kids and very little extended family, this episode makes driving off a cliff at 65 really attractive.

My Dad died at an Emeritus facility because of a bedsore, and caregivers there stole all my mom's jewelry after his death. I will gladly join any Class Action Lawsuit that takes them on.

As a child of immigrants, I heard my entire life that I was the "retirement plan".

Bernie's face after Hasan said he could live with him.😄

“The most hip hop thing you can do? Is save the rainforest.” That’s amazingly self aware.

" *When I'm president* you'll be my message guy. " oh that hurts, that really hurts today...

Bernie is so chill nothing throws him off lol

First Yang tells him to be his running mate and now Bernie wants him to be his press secretary. He might have a future in politics.

How can a comedy show be sooooo informative and educative

I would not mind if this guy has a real statue of him like the one in the intro, he deserves it!!

"Getting Leonardo DiCaprio to stop dating us." 😂😥

Shorter episode but finally somebody put the “hot” in boomer.

GenX checking in here. My husband and I are already living this. My mother spent a year in assisted living but "luckily" her finances covered this. I put "luckily" in quotation marks because she was basically living off the money she got as my sister's beneficiary when she died in 2015. That wasn't the outcome I wanted, but financially it was a good thing. My MIL is another story. She has no money and my husband and I have to help pay for her home health care and for other things she needs. My SIL has power of attorney but is taking her sweet time about submitting the Medicaid paperwork, so we're stuck with the bills in the meantime because she doesn't earn enough to pay for what MIL needs. To all the younger folks, if this isn't your situation now, it may well be your situation when you're reaching retirement age just like my husband and I are. We'd like to retire and move on to part time jobs and being volunteers to better our community, but that may turn out to be a pipe dream. It sucks to have to hope your parents drop dead and spare you the expense of caring for them. We're a rich nation. We can do better than this.

Bernie has such a great sense of humor. I wish he were going to be our president.

As an immigrant it’s frown upon if u take ur parents to an old people’s home.

The mask from the start of the skit was absolutely frightening.

It's quite sad the way the system works there. My dad retired at 57 after his 30 years of work were made and he gets 82% of his former salary as his retirement paycheck every month. We live in a third world country and with all the good and bad, people are still not forced to have savings while being "active workers", unless their employers fucked them with the amount of registered hours of work. And even when my mom had to take care of my grandma, she had a special license called "relative care", where she could take days off to take care of any sick relative without losing any money.

My Goodness I wish I could edit and do graphics like Hasan's team... wow... just wow... the tidal wave at 6:05 is just insane. Hasan did give them credit in the video gaming industry video.

Thx 4 covering Bernie with 0 smears... Seems very rare these days

I love Bernie's sense of humor. He tends to deliver it so deadpan sometimes and it's HILARIOUS.

This is so sad to watch now that uncle Bernie has dropped out of the race.. he was my last hope 😭

I had to quit my unstable job in Hawaii. I sold my apartment in Honolulu, cashed my pension and moved my 401k. There was no way I could retire early at 62 in Hawaii or anywhere in the US. Mainly unbelievable healthcare insurance cost. The corporations and monopolies have overpriced everything and are ripping off us off of every single dime. My quality of life is so much better in Thailand then The US. Also I can help my family here. Every expat from the the US and Uk don’t want to move back to the their home country

I had to take care of my dad while going to college and working as much as possible to help pay bills. It’s an extremely stressful experience and when he died from liver failure it was one of the worse days of my life and the entire time he was thanking me for everything I did for him over the last few years.

Grandma: Don’t die Best advice I have ever heard in my entire life

My parents died over 10 years ago, and I'm still in my 20's, so I guess the good part is I don't have to worry about their well being.

"Because the most Hip-Hop thing you can do, is save the rain forest" I want that written on my tombstone yo XD

I love how he said president sanders. He knows who is going to win!! Bernie2020!!!!

lol Bernie is hilarious. Love that he played along with everything. How is the 78 year old far and away the coolest politician we have?

Hasan making me laugh before I spiral into a panic attack over my future :)

I am gradually concerned about the future we are building.

when he took off the brown face, i was expecting to see Justin Trudeau

Bernie has a great sense of humour. Wow who would have thought 😂

One of Patriot’s best episodes for young people.

Is this why France protested in the streets when the government tried to reform their universal pension program?

Man Bernie is still quick for his age. Caught himself immediately saying elderly. Biden would even have been able to pronounce it. Bernie 2020

My father was a postmaster in a tiny town and his pension is 86k a year. While my mother in law is 67 and works two full-time jobs still. WE NEED CHANGE!!!!!

A lot of Latino parents treat retirement the same way.

I don't want to have kids for the same reasons. 1. My parents would be my kids, cause I have to provide for all their needs. 2. I want to save enough for my own retirement instead of spending hugh savings on kids.

Full episodes only on Netflix. And UKposts.

I feel like Bernie genuinely had hope in Hassan giving him advice he could actually use 😂😂

I'm a late life baby of woman who was born when the great depression (I know... which one?! 1929) took root. I've never known a time when a household wasn't multi-generational. The only thing that can make this circumstance a living hell or heaven is whether or not the family had always been abusive or healthy. Multi-generational living never ceased to exist, even among white folx; the nuclear family was set as the standard, but was not particularly the norm. Elders living at home will only be a problem is they were degenerates to begin with. Healthy dynamics are needed in order for care at home to be rendered efficiently as well as lovingly.

Screams in Trevor: *Berniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie*

Rename this ‘Hasan trying to get Bernie Sanders to move in with him for 22 minutes straight’

I will take care of my parents when they are old. Thank you mom nd daddy for taking care of me.

The fact that we let this man slip through our fingers is.... phenomenal.

More proof of the sense of humor that the MSM says Bernie doesn't have.

It's scary when you can't afford to get old.

wow hes actually really good when i heard about his show I thought he was just gonna do a cheap copy job of the daily show but i love how he made it his own and puts his soul into it

My mom lives with us. It's a privilege to take care of your parents when they get old. I am finally catching up on almost two decades of lost time with my mother.

I loved the "sexual tension " joke Bernie is so cool and Hasan is really funny

I have my exam tomorrow and this popped up. New plan: I'll study after half hour. 😂😂😂😂

I live in Australia and have been struggling between caring for my two chronically ill and disabled parents and working full time since I was 20 (I’m now 30), as well as trying to finish my nursing university degree (so that I can make more money to help keep us above water financially). And I know compared to those in my situation in the USA I am more fortunate as we have universal healthcare, NDIS, Centrelink, etc. (even though there are a number of problems that have needed to be addressed with all of them for a long time).

Boomers: "Oh no, we fucked up everything and now we can't retire, at least the next generation can deal with it!" Millennials: "Oh hell no..." *Invents corona virus*

_"So I went to the only person millennials listen to"_ *Shows Bernie *Okay How the hell is Hasan reading our minds???*

Never even thought of Sanders actually winning but when he said „President Sanders“ I got the chills. That’s my ASMR from now on

thank you so much for making these episodes available on youtube.

Edge 1 week ago “Millennials will not listen to me if they know I’m old.” Bernie Sanders and AOC 2020 and 2024 !!!!!!!!!

I love Bernie he's too good

Dollars and profits over human life. Society is progressing, while morality is declining.

I’m very concerned with my retirement, and it all has to do with my father who engrained the idea of saving money for my future. So at the age of 30 I so far have 100k in my retirement fund, 20k in my checking, and 80k in my savings account. Luckily I also have a pension through my job which when I retire will pay me $2,400 a month. I started working at the age of 16, and instantly started saving. I will say I didn’t go to college. I got myself a union job at the age of 18, and just kept my ass working.

Hasan where are u?? we miss u man!!❤️❤️

It’s such a cultural thing I think as well as Just retirement becoming a joke. Growing up in a huge Latino family, no one ends up in a nursing home, we take care of our parents until they die. I know we’re not the only ones. They took care of us, we take care of them. Edit: I love when Bernie laughs 😂.

That joke at the end about multiple-generation households is actually going to become more and more real as time goes on. It’s already becoming a more common type of household in the US today.

My grandmother couldn't afford retirement so she lived with our family in a space we built for her from scratch and worked at Wal-Mart until she was almost 90 years old to make ends meet. My mom is currently not set-up for retirement. I had to lose all of my retirement just to get by. It's just fucked all the way down.

Awesome to finally see Bernie on the show :) 2020!!!

I really don't understand why there are people who don't like Bernie. He has integrity, he has been fighting and advocating for our rights for many years. We know he is not greedy, he really is in politics to change for the better. I would love to see Bernie Sanders president and Andrew Yang vice president, their ideas and policies combined are what the US needs right now.

Years ago, my husband and I had to decide between him working for the federal government or industry. The federal government was the more secure bet but industry offered almost twice the income. But we knew that extra income would disappear due to layoffs, job changes, pensions going bankrupt, etc. So we opted to go with the federal government. It was a wise move as I am now living off of my husband's retirement plan. Without it, I would be living on the streets or dead. As it is, I have his health insurance and a monthly annuity that supplements my pathetic Social Security check. I feel really sad, for my sons, as both opted to go with industry and now both expect to have to work till they die. While that sounds like a plan, what happens if they become disabled like my husband and I did? My husband survived for 13 years being disabled, thanks to his annuity. I've survived 19 years of disability, again thanks to his annuity. I shudder to think of what will happen to my children if they become disabled without an annuity or pension.

Instead of having kids, my SO and I decided to save that money for our nurses. Probably costs the same anyway.

My mom and dad are very good with retirement.... I'm screwed..... But this is a wake up call....

Jokes on u Hasan, us gen z's will never need to plan fr retirement because we all wanna die anyway

I am 19 and after watching this show I am now worried about my retirement plan too.😣😆

Loving these Laugh and learn episodes by Hasan! He touched some good serious topics with such an ease!

These guys in the team are so brilliant, their idea awesome. All of their video content always help me thinking what to do, what somebody has do, help me lot for my judgement in the past and for the future. Thanks hasan and team

If you told me in 2009 that ten years later we were all going to get news from a comedian on Netflix through UKposts, I would never believe it.

The grey hair makes you even cooler. Looks just like George Clooney.

Hassan, How is bernie doing, is he getting along with your father.

Just wrote an essy on senior citezen issues by just typing all the subtitles, Thank you

I’m so glad Hasan did this episode. After taking a social gerontology class for my degree, I became very unaware of (1) how unprepared I am and (2) how little discussion there is about how millennials need to prepare for the retirement of themselves and their parents

2:34 Damn... that opening, gets me every time.

Hasan thank you for you so serious topics delivered with that awesome delivering you do !

I just found out about this guy yesterday and wow he is great

We are not the richest country in the world. We have a lot of rich people.

Bernie seems like the youngest presidential candidate ever!

As in home care, like for my mother-in-law... Too bad that means 24/7 live-in care from uncompensated family members (my husband and I) in a house that was built by her parent's friends (not professionals) that needs to be brought up to code and is located 30 minutes from basic, band-aid-level medical services we can't afford, an hour from patient dumping, and and hour and change from where the surgeons have a habit of accidentally leaving tools and gauze in you when they sew you back up. 'Gratitude' comes in the form of being called a fucking whore and a bitch, 8 our long arguments as to whether or not it's smart to put your hand down the garbage disposal, 10 hour long arguments about not using her bed as sleepy-time toilet paper, practicing any personal hygiene, or even wearing underwear and pants, and having her call random people to say we are stealing money from her (by which she means using my own paycheck to pay her bills). Ah, the joy of being legally mandated to move in with her and give up any chance at the 6-figure jobs I'd been qualified for, and ditching it for the one job in town, stocking store shelves for minimum wage in no-mask central, where sexual harassment is considered 'just a cute thing old people do because it's so adorable'. Thanks late-stage capitalism, and for an encore, please remind me about how I'm poor because I spent all my college loans (that I didn't get) and millions of taxpayer dollars (which I also didn't get) on a new BMW and all those raves (which, broken record, I didn't get or go to), and because I pissed all over those massively plentiful jobs that just can't find enough people to fill them (like the unpaid internships with requirements like 'must be George Lucas's top CGI producer, be able to climb trees to pick coconuts, be able to hang-glide across the Pacific Ocean in less than 3 days, and make decent coffee while designing and developing the most popular apps on the internet without a team' in order to pass out coffee and answer phones, you know, for the experience and excitement). Us young-in never had it so good in all of history, I'm sure. Hasan, I truly hope your family isn't full of belligerent assholes with no common sense, hellbent on outdoing Florida-man.

I'm getting obsessed with watching this man. Hasan Minhaj, everyone! 👏

My fellow Indians, let's stop bombarding Hasan. Maybe we could become like him, start asking the government questions and help ourselves. Stop asking for help. Become a better brave person. Hasan was not even allowed in Houston howdy modi event. Our government won't do anything even if he did an episode. You all know that.