"I don't know what woohoo is." Someone doesn't play The Sims.

“What do WooHoo even mean??” Sims Players: *DON’T*

Welcome to Jarvis Johnson gold, where things are a little less scripted, a little less edited, and he drinks la croix

We actually have a club in Glasgow, Scotland called 'Flat 0/1' that's supposed to look like someone's flat (or apartment as you say) with jumbled furniture, a bed, a swing made of a bathtub and it only serves the terrible kind of drinks you'd get at a house party as a teenager... It's good fun! They even have a 'to rent' sign out the front

Worse than Troom Troom? At that point that’s actually impressive

Jarvis "The Rock" Johnson is back!

AFTER HE SAID “I HAVE TO GO SNEAK A FEW CHICKEN NUGGETS UP MY BUTT” IT CUT TO AN AD FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I’M QUAKING

4:58 "Last week, my friends and I came here 3 times. It's my first time coming" *Visible confusion*

“Will it be a problem that we only have one voice actor?” “No, making one person sounds like two is _super easy, barely an inconvenience_ ”

honestly pretty embarrassing not to be a gold subscriber at this point... those fools simply will not know the classic bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick

So NOBODY is gonna talk about how she literally said "My friends and I came here three times last week...its my first time coming!" with no break whatsoever

If WooHoo turned out to be satire, I think I'd be the most creative and hilarious experiment ever

I really appreciate that Jarvis uses a backup mic. The responsibility is real

**Insert sims joke here**

I believe SimplyNailogical figured out that Troom Troom/WooHoo is a content farm situation from Russia and localized (badly) to English which is why the voiceovers sound so alien

The best part is that most of these foods are available AT THE MOVIE THEATER

I wonder if these people are ever ashamed to be in these annoying, horrible skits

Stop trying to convince me to buy a Jean jacket it’s not gonna work.

The narrator sounds like a mix between Sonic and Byakuya Togami

Just so you know, WooHoo recently released a video for how to sneak into Troom Troom HQ, so we can go destroy their stuff now

I'm gonna be honest, it's refreshing to hear a male narrator in one of these "DIY" channels

“Crushing” is a type of fetish video on UKposts where women step on random objects in high heels. It sounds like they knew that was popular, but thought it was a satisfying thing instead of a fetish.

“the sound of snack wrappers is more relaxing than meditation!” well maybe i’ll just quit therapy and use ~snack wrappers~ to cure my anxiety great idea thanks WooHoo for saving me money on therapy-

why does woohoo's narrator sound like sour cream from steven universe I'm scared

This sounds like a story written by AI and acted by humans verbatim... like drunk history, but AI

“Troom Troom is STILL the worst channel on UKposts” “WooHoo: it’s Troom Troom, but WORSE” WHICH IS IT JARVIS?? ARE YOU SWINDLING US?? AND WHY HAVNT YOU RESPONDED TO MY DM??

14:42 don't you hate when you're trying to watch a movie and the chick who brought the microwave to the theater is just filling the room with *_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-_*

When I was in my 20s, people used to check my bag all the time for food. Now, no one checks bags. It's not a thing anymore. Maybe certain places do, but I noticed people stopped caring. Theatre are just happy people still go.

Oh dear God, when the narrator said "maybe you'll find the guy of your dreams at this party" I thought he was talking to Jake, and I was taken aback by how inclusive WooHoo was being

I’ve been buying popcorn at the concession stand this whole time like an IDIOT instead of bringing my emotional support microwave with me to cook my own

WooHoo is when two sims love eachother really much...

0:20 I was expecting him to say "I'm Jarvis, and this is my Johnson". It took me a second to realize how wrong that sounded.

oh no I wasn't gold enough all I see is a black screen and the only sound is Jarvis berating my weakness

Jarvis: "IDK what WooHoo is.." Simmers: 😏💜

The second I heard woohoo the sims 4 music played in the back of my head and lemme tell u it was like being hit by a train.

8:10 Bored guy: "Here, look at my invisible watch." Friend: Looks at own invisible watch. Props department fail.

When Jarvis says “hey” at the beginning he sounds like he’s trying to sell you drugs

Jarvis: What is WOOHOO? Sims players: 👁👄👁

13:35 12-6 elbows are banned by the mma. this lady really pulled a whole man disposal move on this random dude

There are so many golden lines in this video, I guess that’s why they call it Jarvis Johnson... *gold*

Theater: has Anti-Jake signs on the wall Jake: *Huh, I wonder what's that for*

If you’re reading this, You’re premium

something tells me he knew this girl worked at the theater and he hoped he'd get free movies and snacks for life, but then he got a bad case of diarrhea at the party and dropped his phone in the toilet so he couldn't text her back and it became this whole thing

7:49 "why is there a no jake sign on the wall 😭"

making one video into two. now that's the kinda magic you get with Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

“You might even meet the guy of your dreams on the dance floor” D-did they just make the main character gay?

I actually once saw a story on Reddit where someone had gotten their first job at a movie theater. At some point OP asked their trainer what they do if someone tries to sneak food into the cinema, I kid you not, the trainer tells OP that the concept of that is a myth and the theater doesn't actually care if people bring their own food to the movies. (I also looked it up and it's actually true, nowadays you can just bring your own snacks to the movie theater)

I love how woohoo shows every least efficient way when all you have to do is bring a bag

I think i shit my pants laughing at, "Emotional Support Microwave."

Can we just admire that is written "Puerto Mexico" on the shirt of Adam Biggs from the movie poster?

4:40 "tell me about it ME and my Friends come here all the time, it's my first time" are we not going to mention this

5:07 it sounds like a sim conversation 😭😭

You should make a Jarvis Johnson IRON, Jarvis Johnson DIAMOND, Jarvis Johnson PLATINUM, Jarvis Johnson GOLD GOLD and of course, Jarvis Johnson GOLD GOLD PREMIUM PRO MAX XXL EXTRA MEN+ S EA SPORTS GO! 2

Damn this was a long trip. Almost died on the way here.

6:07 every guy in slavic countries dances like this at a club

me not realizing gold was a whole different channel 👁👄👁

The perks of this channel: you see him without a Jean jacket 😮

Jarvis is the only person who looks completely normal with AND without his glasses.

No one: Sim Fans: ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES

Tell me why that “club” looks like the announcements room in my old elementary school during the carnival night.

Ok so I’m like 90% sure the security guard is the same person as sushi girl… does anyone else see it?

Breaking news: Woman arrested for manslaughter after breaking neck of movie-goer

honestly having been hit on by someone as intense as these characters I can say that the multiple texts per minute and the 'why don't you reply' are entirely accurate

haven't played The Sims in years but I still remembered what woohoo meant😂

I hate knowing that there’s an interconnected “cinematic” universe of troom troom channels making that much money

Hi Jarvis, I’m in the Troomlish club at my school. “Woo Hoo” is the formal way of saying Troom Troom in Troomlish, therefore, this is the business channel of the 2.

The way Jarvis greets his audience is so welcoming and wholesome.

4:42 “Last week my friend’s and I came here 3 times! It’s my first time coming.” Umm, excuse me?! Did they not even watch this after editing?

ok nobody’s saying it why isn’t anyone saying it? WOOHOO IS SIM SEX

I never got a drink. your secretary is horrible

Gosh the trip was more difficult then my dad explaining his way to school.

“Me and my friends have been here three times. It’s my first time” ???

That club has those weird classroom ceilings with the panels you can poke up with a pencil

Using this time to let everyone know that if you sneak food in to the theatre and throw it into their trash cans, employees have a chance of getting fired so when sneaking food in, please wait until you get home before throwing the trash away. Thank you.

don't mind me just.. 9:02

We not even gonna talk about the guy (12:20 guy in red) just reading a paper?

*Worse* than Troom Troom? Worse?! Do I need to have my eyes checked? Edit: It's worse than Troom Troom

i love being on the jarvis johnson: GOLD! channel where i get the premium jarvis johnson content

PLEASE THE "Ah... Beverage. " MADE ME CACKLE MY HUMOR IS BROKEN

People buy NFTs so I fully believe people would pay $50 for a business class that saves them $5.

Is no one gonna talk about how he went to the movies with a girl (his gf??) who just vanishes into thin air when he sees the other girl he met at the party yesterday? Did she leave? Did he perform a magic trick to turn her into a bouquet of flowers?? What's going on? Also, why would he give the girl who controls the tickets A MOVIE TICKET AS A PRESENT? What is she going to do with that? So much to unpack

I almost feel like this is some sort of Troom Troom parody. They aren’t even pretending any of this makes sense anymore. At least Troom Troom provides a solution to a problem that doesn’t really exist. This channel is taking a “problem” that exists and providing no real viable solution.

“This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!”

0:10 oh i thought he was boutta be like, "actually, i like this tea, sooooo.. yeah. sorry!" or smth like that..

That texting woman looks like she probably really likes Japanese food

The security guard in this video was the "Japaneese" person in the TroomTroom video.

not me looking through the comments trying to find someone to explain the dialogue at 4:35

"Oh, no food, i thought it was a No Ryan sign" I did too 😂😂😂

When they went "Maybe even meet the guy of your dreams" while focusing on the dude I thought it meant HE was gonna meet the guy of his dreams. Sadly it ended up straighter than that.

I buy Joinen's "worms pandemic" theory about the life hack universe more with each passing day.

15:37 sweet kicks, bug-boy!

I can't believe you made this video in 45 seconds that's very impressive

Anyone else gonna say "beverage" after taking a sip of their drink now?

"Stay gold everybody" - The outro *Flashbacks to 8th grade English class reading The Outsiders*

Is that poster of “The WooHoomen” supposed to be “The Kingsman”? Cause either way it upsets me and makes me physically aggressive. Sick Dab tho

This has got to be the back story for a comic book villain. That security guard is going to go insane with all these crazy people.

Can we just take note that they changed the greatest showman’s face to some random guy like they did Sonic’s

7:44 losing my mind over “and this guy has nothing to do with our story!” like WHAT😭

It’s actually so easy to sneak food into a theater. Wear something with pockets, bring a purse. Drinks are a bit trickier, but if you have inside pockets you can probably fit a bottle into one of them. Or you could just pay for the drinks the theater offers, you’ll get free refills if you do that.

15:37 - When your crush brushes up against your leg