Be in a coma for 10 years, time passes when you’re sleeping, and you don’t have to endure the hardships of prison or feeling isolated. Thanks Kris, you’re compliments and vids make us all feel awesome!

i love her complients, never fails to make me smile and just so genuine.

I love how she's brutually honest

As a 14yo boy, I am proud to watch KMK. She really considers her audience in every way, and she always makes me laugh

As a 17 year old boy, I am unashamed to say I watch Kris. She's entertaining and relatable, keep it up!

The "As Kris Reads Screens" thing gets me every time.

Chris is a hilarious UKpostsr and I just found her channel and I wanna watch her every single day. Keep it up.

Kris is the funniest UKpostsr I know and its so nice how she compliments everyone

Ok, Kris, I love you. Here's why : "You can walk with me, because you're looking fine today" I'm literally not able to use my wheelchair today because I'm feeling really bad and it hurts everywhere. For the same reason, I spent my day in a crop top + underwear instead of really dressing up. Knowing all this, how are you still able to making me feel good at the idea of taking a walk and socialise (even if it's with you) ? You're magical. I think I'm gonna download all your intros, and use them on my alarms to wake up happy. Oh and by the way, I'm sending a kiss to every person who'll see this ❤️

I would rather be in a coma for 10 years because then I could catch up on all the sleep I missed out on because I was staying up all night watching amazing content creators like yourself. I don’t regret watching you, I just regret not getting that sleep…

Coma for sure (from my own experiences, you just feel like you're asleep in the most peaceful and quietest place ever), and I got 16 with the adding points quiz at the end.

I rather be in jail for five years than be in a coma for 10 years because in jail while a bad things can still happen to you, being in a coma for 10 years would not only be hard for your family but also hard for you. Imagine waking up (that's assuming doctors didn't just pull the plug already) and you can't move your body properly because you haven't moved your body in 10 years. You are laying there confused as hell, and you have no idea why everyone around you is crying and screaming (because that will probably happen). That's if you even remember your loved ones at this point because in 10 years they probably changed drastically since the last time you saw them. So you are basically a vegetable with little to no recollection of anything, and you would feel like a bunch of strangers are taking care of you. You probably also can't eat normally because your stomach has shrunk so much that you can't physically eat much at all, if anything. Being in jail for 5 years isn't great but you will still have the physical strength you need to live a normal life, regular food daily, and you will still remember everyone and everything (more or less)

i feel like a lot of people underestimate what it actually means to be in a coma. it’s not just sleeping, you have to be intubated so they can feed you, catheter so you can use the restroom, someone has to clean you and change you, and since it is a long term thing you will most likely develop bed sores or pressure ulcers from laying on your back so long. not to mention the effects it will have on your body. most people are fully conscious while in a coma so they can hear and feel everything, so that takes a lot of mental strength to get through as well. i personally wouldn’t choose coma, i’d rather do jail for 5. you get to work out, study, and eat for free so you only have to worry about finding a good gang to help you survive without too many issues so i’d take my chances joining one. i’d come out stronger and smarter than i went in

🤣🤣 i never get scared by jump scares but 8:59 got me real good 👌👌

She’s always so creative with the compliments, I wish my friends told me that stuff. The best compment I get from them is “your hair looks like s***”

I know I'm a little late, but I would choice jail, because I just got out of prison (on a 5 year sentence) and I grew up alot. I learned alot of life lessons and I'm only 30 so I have time to put what I learned to action. I completed college, I took several self help courses, and I feel that if I did not have these experiences I would be un-alived by now. If I were in a coma I would not have changed or learned anything. Just my experience. Thanks Kris I love what you do. Keep up the good work.

Kris, you have quite literally saved my life, I don't know what I would have done if I had not found you or your videos. Your awareness of everything is so good. I love you and keep going on!

Kris being appreciative of her fans and liking everyone's comments 😂😍 She is the best youtuber. She never fails to make me laugh. So relatable.

I got 8 points. I never knew I was so similar to kris. I love how you always compliment us at the start of every vid.💗

My score was 15, which was Super Strength! Also, 10 years in a coma being then you don't have to go through the pain that you WOULD go through in Prison, and you can still live your dream job. And also, Kris, ur amazing! Love ur vids!💖💖

I think I would rather be in jail for 5 years because it can give me a new perspective on how blessed I am and I could help other people in there. But in the coma I feel like I would just lose 10 years of my life. So I would chose jail for 5 years. Love the videos Kris, the complements really help. ❤

For prison coma question, I choose prison for 5 years. If I am in jail for 5 years, means I did not commit serious crime and am not in high security prison. Some lower security prisons give their "peaceful" inmates chance to learn a skill or a trade. So I get a "free" education, place to live, can catch up on books i wanted to read, exercise, and my loved ones can occasionally visit me. That beats out being in a hospital bed for 10 years where my loved ones have to go into debt caring for me. Just my opinion though As always, LOVE Kris' videos! :)

Be in a coma since i don't wanna rot in a cell and listen to the screams of adults saying "I'M FRICKIN INNOCENT LET ME GO LET ME GOOOOOOO"

What I did for these questions 1-doggy aswell 2-mom

I would choose going to jail for 5 years. This might seem odd, but if in a coma for 10 years, imagine what the shock would be like when waking up. Not to mention, there is always the possibility that I ended up in prison falsely accused, making those 5 years bearable for me. Also, as learned in kindergarten, ten years is longer than five years. Knowing this, it is logical to say that friends and family would move on and continue living life in both cases, but five years would leave a less dramatic difference to live in and adapt to.

I got a score of 12 so I'd have the telepathy superpower which sounds great. Thanks for always making me laugh and brightening my day. I appreciate your compliments at the beginning of your videos. You always find a creative way to give them.

omg the one with the kids and the seeds was the exact same story to a production I did at school🤣🤣

I could easily say a coma bc half the time I don’t get enough sleep around here and I would love to chill in bed for ten years. Kris I love you videos I’ve gone through a lot here lately and you’re one of the only people that can make me smile. I love you Kris you’re an amazing person, and your so pretty.

5:45 what if the kids scared of elevators

Kris is the only creator who I feel like is actually having a genuine conversation with

I would choose the prison as you get 3 square meals, get to exersise and if you are in a coma the hospital bill is gonna be through the roof

I love your cloths!!!! I just bought some i love your videos!!!!❤❤❤❤❤

I'd rather be in a coma. -I'd loose wight. -I'd escape from the world even if for just 10 years. -I'm 14 so I'd be 24 then and that's totally alright with me. -It would be super interesting to see what all can change in just 10 years.

Kris, you're so beautiful and funny, but also so relatable, sometimes it's hard to believe you're even real. Your videos really brighten my days.

8 point regeneration too! And I think I'd choose jail for 5 years. They group inmates by behavior and such so I feel like my cell would be pretty chill. I couldn't bear missing 10 years of my life especially being unconscious. At least with jail I could still get visits with friends, I'd have to do community service (which I enjoy), and I have the potential of getting out early due to good behavior.

1) Dog (not my kid and 5k is f all) 2) 1M (both parents are pos’s) 3) Got that wrong 4) Jail for 5 years as I would meet a lot of very different people and learn many new skills 5) Serial killer door 6) None but I would try not to laugh lol 7) Got this wrong 8) Got that wrong too 9) Daughter 10) Dumb (music is life) 11) Get bullied everyday (I’m used to it lol) 12) Never eat pizza again 13) Fire, purple, sight (great observer), lady looking out rainy window, wolf, lie = 13: Telepathy (already kind of have that lol).

8:19 I do run away from my problems, but idgaf about bullies.

Whenever Kris compliments her fans it makes their day for sure optimism is key 😋

For the seed one, I picked the same girl, but I thought the reason would be that she had harvested whatever she grew which is why the put is empty I think what I’ve learned about myself and Kris is that we are quick in our ability to examine the facts presented and determine the best answer in the given circumstance.

10 years in coma, because I could just pretend to still be in coma after waking up, and when someone walks in, I would just jump out of bed while yelling "I'm alive, bitches!!!"

kris your such an inspiration - i cant even explain how entertaining you are and you match everyones energy so well

Thank you, Kris for that video. You made my day and volume up my mood 🤗 like always

I would choose prison, because that way i think my family would be less sad because they have some way to communicate with me and it was something I probably deserved lol. But also because at least in prison you can grow and even become a better person by knowing the consequences for your actions, and people meet some other not exactly great people, but people you will remember and wish you were in contact with if you weren’t. If you were in a coma instead of being able to grow and learn, you’d wake being the same person, yet the world has almost moved around you. Coming out of a coma you’d most likely be depressed for all you have missed, but being in prison, you’d be happy to get out. Thats just my personal take on this question. Thanks KMK! You are such an amazing person who ik that we all love so much, and we hope you are doing well.

Be in a coma for 10 years, time passes when you’re sleeping

“kris reads screens” - i would choose coma for 10 years. not only will you go through it really quickly, but it would be like time traveling through time(even when your not). still super cool to see what has changed. p.s kris thank you for always making us smile and laugh through our days, means a lot to me because you always know how to make my day so much better! :) much love!

I got an 8. Kris and Jay make a great team in the video making process. I like to see Jay pop his face in every now and then. Props to Jay 🙌🏻🙌🏻 and hugs to Kris 🤗

1:26 as someone whose fatherless, I see this as a win

jail for 5 years, free living, free food, and you still know what's happening in the world

1:04 you can make another one of those💀💀💀

i love her complients, never fails to make me smile and just so genuine and it makes me happy love ya kris

0:14 every New Yorker "iM WAlkIn' 'Ere

the story with the king choosing a child which grows the largest plant as his heir is based on a common fairy tale

I got a twenty on the quiz and I honestly couldn't pick between being in a coma for ten years or going to jail for 5 years. Thank you so much for the compliments at the beginning of the video, you make me feel happy. Your videos are awesome!

I'd have to go for 5 years in prison. Just imagine the amount of Marvel films and shows I'd have to catch up on after 10 years! Keep it short and catch up quickly XD This is what i love about Kris, she's funny, entertaining and she asks the important questions!

Dude wtf with the superpower one! I’m a super introvert, but I scored 14! Socializing requires that I wear a mask of confidence, or at least a lack of social anxiety (which is totally happening) that is internally awkward. I am not sociable!

Btw kris I love your videos and I love the compliments you give us and you are so funny and kind I love you and i have been watching you for awhile know and I am saying this as a 12 year old girl

I love Kris she compliments us EVERYDAY and her content is just AMAZING thank you Kris for making my day I appreciate you 😊

5:35 B is stepping on the kids foot-

You sounded like Luis from family guy when you said omg that’s fantastic lol I love ur videos they make me laugh

I would choose bein a coma for10 years. I chose that because if youre in a coma time passes so you wont have to deal with anything and it will feel like a couple minutes. It would also be crazy to wake up and see things that are basically the future for you! If you were in jail, it would feel much worse and probably would feel like ages before youre out. Plus, if you go to jail it usually means you did something bad so it might make you look bad. :D

Be in a coma for 10 years because you'll just wake up and it'll feel like no time has passed. Plus, jailtime isn't good for the resume. You also get to see who'll leave you and who'll stay with you. Love your content, keep being awesome.

I scored a 9 on the final test and got regeneration too! I would prefer that super power over every other because it allows you to (physically) age slower, never get sick, and avoid any long lasting damage. This would make it easier to take risk that could help you accrue more knowledge, experience and wealth. I did pretty good on the rest of the questions except the 2 kidnapping test which (like you said), didn’t provide enough context. So when the answer was revealed didn’t make a lot of since to me.

i just love how she comment's us everyday in the intro it's so sweet💖love your vid's kris!❤🧡💛💚💙💜

id be in a coma for 10 years bc when ur in a coma u dont think abt anything so my intrusive/impulsive thoughts cant keep me up

5 years in prison. I'd have 3 meals a day and still get to see my loved ones on visiting days. Also, after being in a single hospital room for almost 8 months, the rehab to rebuild my strength was bad enough. Imagine how bad it would be after 10 years! 😱

I love the fact that kris comploments us on every video, I really makes me smile and feel better. I love how she's always so postivie towards everyone

I love your videos so much I choosed coma

Be in a coma for 10 years because, the time passes by quickly. haha

7:30 Riley be like: what about me

Kris makes us all happy even just smiling 💓💓💓

The king Heir one is a book called The Empty Pot.

Be in a coma for 10 years, so i don't have to interact with anyone and instead be in my coma dream about bread. Im to introverted to be in jail for even 1 day💀

Lemme guess half of the comments will be saying “can we just appreciate how Kris never fails to entertain us”

Lol Emotional Damage is my notification sound !! You and Celina are quite inspiring for me. I'm 50 now and have been dealing with PTSD and agoraphobia...Emotional trauma for 23yrs now. I'm sure it was longer than that but i wasn't completely incapacitated from it until i was 27. We would have quite the conversation together lol. Always enjoy your content and your shorts crack me up lol ❤️from Lethbridge AB Canada 🇨🇦

1) saving the dog (2) Father (3) A (your special question) I would be in a coma for 10 years bc then I get to take a super long nap and people wouldn’t hate me (4) the serial killer door (5) 3 (6) A (7) no clue (8) mom (9) mute (btw, dumb is another word for mute) (10) only person in the world (11) never eat pizza, I don’t like cheese (12) fire (13) purple (14) sight (15) 5th one (16) cat (17) exam (my superpower is) telepathy and my score was 10

"Would you rather save ur mother or ur daughter?" Me being 10:"bro do I look like I have a child-"💀

Hi Kris, I am a 73 year old woman who totally enjoys your videos by the way. I would prefer to spend five years in jail because being a senior with health issues I am sure they would take excellent care of me. A warm bed, three meals a day, great health care and I could even further my education. And who knows, I may meet the love of my life or not lol. Oh Lord I think I would even get someone to clean my room not? I'm a Canadian like you Kris and I sometimes believe that our prison system is much easier to live with then our seniors care system. Just saying... ❤. As an aside, I got telepathy and therefore, looking into my future, I don't see me doing jail time...... Darrrrrn

Yes, I'd walk with you Kris. Thank you for the compliments, you look amazing today Kris! 0:54 Save kid, because my last dog could swim reluctantly (R.I.P Licorice), but dog if he struggles. 1:28 Save Mother, because Father probably would save himself and the money. 2:00 A, don't know why. Couldn't see that explanation though... 3:04 Jail for 5 years if Norwegian jail, coma for 10 if almost anywhere else with decent healthcare system. Check low security jail conditions in Norway and you have your answer. 3:43 Serial killer without a doubt, because he's dead unless there's some time stasis shenanigans. 4:14 This one was hard, but I'll choose 3 because it seems like the most immediate problem. Then probably 1, 2 after that and 4 might already have solved itself already. Explanation didn't fit me at all, but eerily similar to Kris' explanation... 5:25 A, because kid seems scared? What? Don't need to hold your kid's hand in an elevator? What kind of baloney is this? There's a number of reasons why kid and parent holds hands. 6:35 Because similar seeds, but different plants in the other's pots! 7:14 Daughter, because hopefully more life left and Mother already has had a full life. That's the first explanation that actually fits! 7:39 Dumb, because it's easier to navigate the world without speech rather than without hearing in my opinion. Explanation is back at stupid again I see... 8:02 Be the only person in the world, because I don't want to go back to being bullied. Who isn't afraid of pain? That's a survival instinct I'd say. Being the only person in the world wouldn't be full of problems? Weird explanation again. 8:34 I'd never eat pizza again if I knew that if I did, 2 puppies would die. That explanation fits actually! 8:57 Water, because water could help or defeat every other elements there. Metal cats so funny! 0 points, seems so fitting... Is this another Aquaman dig? 9:17 Blue, in shades as camouflage. 2 points of 2 total. 9:31 Hearing, easier to understand if someone is in danger. 1 point of 3 total. 9:44 Can't decide on rainy night (me) or yellow house (home), I'll go with yellow house. 4 points of 7 total. 10:02 Bear, because I'm almost a bear in human form already. 3 points of 10 total. 10:16 Disaster, with exam as a close 2nd and death as 3rd. 3 points of 13 total, fitting... 10:43 13 points = Telepathy. Somewhat fitting, but mostly average. 11:02 Jaymaster Jay dropping in with the supporting facts, such a chill dude! 11:08 In summary, I absolutely didn't choose according to my personality on most of these. With something like water denigrated to 0 points when it's the strongest element there? WTAF? Another brilliant video from Kris, marvelous stuff with an absolute marvel of a woman! Take care and stay safe!

Coma because you can hear what people say in a coma, just not see them or feel them near you, so you would able to see what people say about you behind your back

coma because time passes faster but either is misribule because i cant watch you love your videos keep up the great work

2:18 greatest segment of all time 🤣

kris you are really out here changing peoples lives just by being yourself, thank you so much for being the light that lots of us needed in our lives XOXO

10:40 I also got regeneration

I got 2, which I thought the better the score was the better you are, so I felt horrible about only getting two ones until It pulled up the "Signs"

You know todays gonna be good when kris uploads

Hi Kris!! For your question, here are the pros for both- if you were in a coma for ten years, i think it would be kinda cool to wake up later and ask what all has changed in the world. For prison, I’ve heard that jail isn’t actually that bad (NOT THAT I WANNA GO HAHA), meaning that you get food, maybe some friends, shelter, curfew, haha. and also it’s only 5 years compared to 10. I think I would choose jail.

BE IN A COMA FOR 10 YEARS CAUSE TIME GOES FATS WHEN YOUR ASLEEP

be in a coma for the first 5 years of jail, then continue being in a coma for the next 5 years to get a break from life

On the one hand, the atrophy and affect on my body after 10 years of coma would be terrible. On the other hand, I do not think I have the mental constitution for prison. I think in the end I would pick prison. Overall I'd 'lose' less time, and I could potentially work on some creative projects while there (I've always wanted to write a book). I fear the potential negative effects on my body from the coma more as well as the extra lost time.

I love that Kris compliments us every episode!! Love ya, girl! 🐸❤️

i could never be mute because i need to sing every second of the day

13 points for Telepathy. Although I almost picked disaster instead of exam for fears.

Just came here to say thanks for all the laughs and positivity. This may sound weird but you've filled a hole in UKposts that Jenna Marbles used to fill for my friends and I (tis a compliment). You're funny, clever, witty, not afraid to be ridiculous, and you work hard. Well done! And I'm super stoked to see the channel grow!

13 points, Telepathy, super accurate description. Sociable kind of, intelligent...check, powerful...maybe, Experienced...check. I LOVE Kris, she actually makes me smile, and light up my day.

I would be in a coma for 10 years. The first reason is time passes while you sleep. The second reason is, I wouldn’t survive a day in jail.😂

As someone that has live in NYC almost my whole life, I can confirm ive never heard anyone say "Im walking here!! >:("

Thank you for all you do Kris and Jay

2:59 I'd rather go to jail for 5 years (as long as it wasn't a conviction that would ruin my life) because the amount of physical, occupational, and phycological therapy you'd have to go through after a coma would be intense. After your muscles not being used much for 10 years you risk a lot of health problems and difficulties in life. You'd also likely loose friendships, and it'd be like being thrown into the deep end of society when you weren't even in the pool. You'd have no idea of events the past 10 years etc. Also, you'd have lost out on a lot of your life. Depending what time of your life it's in, you could miss schooling, college, your dream job, getting a partner and having children (if you wanted to). TLDR: Too much bodily risk; losing friendships; not knowing what happened while in coma; missing out on life experiences and opportunities 8:00 I'd choose to be bullied every day. I've been bullied a lot before for many different reasons. I've even had someone threaten to hit me over the head (while they were holding a 2x4). It's never bothered me before, so I'd be able to tolerate it as long as I still had some good people in my life. 10:42 I got telepathy with a score of 13. Thank you Kris for these wonderful videos! They make my day and I enjoy them so much!

I would want to be in a coma, because when you are in a coma you are not having to eat disgusting food, and sleep in uncomfortable beds, and be woken up at like2 am for a contraband check

Jail, because I would probably already be in there 🤣🤣